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  1. Re:It's about time on US Senate Asks for National Security Letter Explanation · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Follow the law, do the right thing and you will have my respect. Don't and I will keep my gun very handy.

    Good luck against 100 armed police, and a plethora of news networks reporting how an evil madman was shot dead by the valiant defenders of law and order.

  2. Re:this is ridiculous on Amputee Sprinter Wins Olympic Appeal to Compete · · Score: 1

    Do you count steroids as 'technology'? I do.

    We recently had a massive controversy in the UK over a sprinter named Dwain Chambers. He was condemned utterly by virtually everyone involved in UK athletics for taking drugs to enhance his performance. Personally I think they were too harsh on the guy, but that seems to be the current attitude of athletics bodies towards 'unfair' advantages - crucify anyone involved. With that in mind, I think it's pretty two-faced to congratulate this guy and wish him good luck in the Olympics (if he gets there).

  3. Re:You are just wrong, stud. on Shape-Shifting Malware Hits the Web · · Score: 1

    Bullshit. Bullshit. This argument has been fully debunked and it is utter bullshit. I can't believe I still see it on /. of all places.

    You must be new here.

  4. Re:good choice of words on Einstein Letter Goes on Sale · · Score: 1

    ... and Presidents of the United States generally take pride from rising above the belief that these things exist, rather than from pronouncing to the world how strong their faith in them is.

  5. Re:Exactly Right! on NBC Activates Broadcast Flag · · Score: 1

    We'd all be stuck with member-funded PBS (not a bad proposition mind you, but you definitely wouldn't be watching American Gladiator).

    Where's the catch? :-P

  6. Re:From the site: on NBC Activates Broadcast Flag · · Score: 2, Funny

    You knew six people?

  7. Re:That is _so_ cool on VBA Will Return To Mac Office · · Score: 4, Funny

    You forgot to mention how lightning-fast VBA is, and the fact that its intuative design encourages good coding practices.

  8. Re:Server is already dead.. on Life-Size Photo of a Blue Whale · · Score: 1

    Yep.

    Things always look smaller in the mirror.

  9. Re:An outdated view of technology on Canada Considering A Three Strikes And You're Off The Internet Policy? · · Score: 2, Funny

    The analogy falls on it's face: as much as some corporations would like to believe, the internet is not a big store.

    No, it's a big truck.

  10. Re:Multitasking test on Driving While Distracted More Dangerous Than Supposed · · Score: 1

    To be fair, I've never quite understood how you Americans accept a road system that places oncoming cars, sometimes going at a combined speed of 140MPH, within about a foot of each other going in the opposite direction. Here, we have a thing called a central reservation. That means that if you veer off the fast lane, you crash into a barrier, not another car. Not having one seems downright stupid.

  11. Re:Population Control & Modern Views on Estimated World Population to Pass 6,666,666,666 Today · · Score: 1

    If what you 'spit out' looks anything like a little copy of yourself, i'd go see a doctor.

  12. Re:Here's your warning: on London Lawyers Demand £600 For One Game · · Score: 1

    You know what I do when I can't afford something? I live without it.

    Please tell me more of your ability to live without food and water. :-)

  13. Re:The failure of Freenet on After 3 Years, Freenet 0.7 Released · · Score: 1

    Don't you know anything about software? That only happens at 2.0.

  14. Re:I'm in. on NASA Offers $5000 a Month For You to Lie in Bed · · Score: 5, Funny

    what if you need to rub one out?

    Is that the latest 'hood slang for masturbation? Genuine question.

  15. Re:New prefixes on A Yottabyte of Storage Per Year by 2013 · · Score: 1

    Nope, we can already represent numbers as high as we want in words.

  16. Re:Lol Slashdot is too much on MySQL Reverses Decision On Closed Source · · Score: 1

    When it was announced that MySQL would be releasing some features in MySQL Enterprise and not in the community edition the original Slashdot headline was "Sun to close MySQL" or something similar.

    Then Mickos (former CEO of MySQL AB and SVP of Sun Database group) comes here and says that it was MySQL's plan to do this before the acquisition by Sun and that it was in fact Sun who wanted them to release everything to the community. And if Sun had their way it would.

    So now that Sun convinces Mickos to change his strategy the headline is "MySQL Reverses Decision On Closed Source"

    HAHAHAHAHA


    See, Slashdot's like an omelette. We have a combination of sausage and ham and tomatoes and eggs and more. By 8PM, we want to have an omelette worth eating. And if it's not... sometimes we have to whip out the Tabasco sauce.

  17. Re:Hey, RIAA scumbags. on Peter Gabriel's Web Server Stolen · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm not normally this anal, but...

    music is an abstract concept that can't be 'stolen'. That was copy(ies)of music.

  18. Re:I'm hoping... on The File-System Fallout of the Reiser Verdict · · Score: 1

    Given that the code is Free, having it under the control of someone who is not a complete sociopath can't help but the increase uptake of the novel parts of the ReiserFS structure.

    I had no idea that sociopathic nasties were so damn good at designing filesystems until now! Seriously, I'm waiting on tenterhooks for MugabeFS. It's gonna be the best thing yet.

  19. Re:If you get arrested and/or get put on trial... on Hans Reiser Guilty of First Degree Murder · · Score: 1

    "Police brutality!!!!"

    Max Payne: "Your rights will be read at your funeral."

  20. Re:WTF? on 80% of MS Server Protocols Are Unpatented · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'd wager dollars to donuts that it isn't patented

    Really? I'd be a bit more confident than that. Donuts are pretty expensive compared to the dollar nowadays...

  21. Re:And There's a Civil Liberties Issue How? on British Police Use Facebook to Gather Evidence · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If you write on a friend's facebook wall about how you got this "killer deal on pot" or how you "got this totally awesome handjob from a local hooker" and police find out and charge you, it's your own damn fault for being an idiot.

    Actually, it's the law's fault for making these harmless actions crimes.

  22. Re:Can't leave well enough alone on Dilbert Goes Flash, Readers Revolt · · Score: 1

    No way, craigslist is really complicated and has things like colours, and changes underlines when you mouseover links, that distract horribly from the information. My award for sticking with what works goes to gopher://gopher.floodgap.com/

  23. Re:Actually, much of it is accessable. on Dilbert Goes Flash, Readers Revolt · · Score: 1

    Where I work flash is blocked from installing, my morning routine used to be to open Dilbert and have a read while some of the other apps I use slowly load.

    There's an easy solution to this - just walk into your boss's office every morning and say something that parses gramatically, but makes no actual sense to him. Wait for his reaction, then say another such sentence. Again, wait for his reaction, walk out, and mutter something silly to yourself. You've just recreated the Dilbert experience.

  24. Re:That quote... on AT&T Claims Internet to Reach Capacity in 2010 · · Score: 1

    A gigabit should be enough for anyone.

  25. Re:Muddying clear water is what this is. on ISPs Say P4P Negates Need for Net Neutrality Regs · · Score: 1

    I'd rather take over another oil-rich country for that sort of investment.

    Erm, why? The iraq war has crucified the US's standing in the world, helped to breed a new generation of anti-US terrorists, and resulted in the deaths of thousands of US troops. What possible reason could you have for wanting this over anything??