User: Big_Monkey_Bird

Re:Where we live ...

On: Toshiba Builds Ultra-Small Nuclear Reactor

Fortunately with global warming, the treeline will move north, permitting new exploitable forests in the future.

Re:Thanks for pointing this out.

On: DJB Releases All Source to Public Domain

Too much free, as in beer?

Re:An OS for your system?

On: Trans-Atlantic Robots

Hahaha. I bow to your comic genius

Re:Not a big deal

On: NASA To Send Luke's Lightsaber Into Space

I hear they're gonna replace the lightsabers with handheld radios in the re-re-release.

What a waste

On: NASA To Send Luke's Lightsaber Into Space

They know it's not real, right?

Re:I think Roald Dahl already addressed this.

On: Space Hotel to Open in 2012

HAHA!

I was going to bring up the Vermicious Knids, but you beat me, and did it in true /. fashion. Cheers!

Re:Name change for Postini

On: Google to Acquire Postini

I think it's what the Jawas yell it out several times in Star Wars. "Postini!"

Re:Lack of information

On: Ramanujian's Deathbed Problem Cracked

I didn't realize math was so naughty. This gives the name, Norbert Weiner, more meaning.

Two minutes???

On: Purdue Streams a Movie At 7.5Gb/sec

Two minutes??? But I want it noooooow!

cryptochromes

On: Special Molecule Gives Birds a Magnetic Biocompass

They say the one who will bring balance to The Force is full of cryptochromes.

Re:Oblig H2G2

On: Ever-Happy Mouse Sheds Light on Depression

Mice are merely a projection of pan-dimensional beings.

Re: Your recent article on Slashdot

On: New Kind of Spam 'Un-Training' Filters?

Did you just tell me MY PENIS IS TOO SMALL and my girlfriend is LAUGHING AT ME?

Re:Personality, not brains

On: Einstein Has Left the Building

He admitted that he was a great man, yet a lousy family man.

Nice can of worms

On: Bush vs. Kerry on Science

I just hope people don't read their bible for science anymore. WWGD : What Would Galileo Do?

My contribution to the Astroturf campaign

On: Are You Ready for the SCO Blitz?

To paraphrase Kelly Preston: SCO Rocks!!!

Re:My First Pentium.

On: The History Of Pentium

Sheer Luxury! I had a PCjr.

Re:Shall be interesting to see how they depict the

On: Scifi Channel to Make Ringworld Miniseries

Heh. "Meesa chosen by Hindmost because meesa clumsy. Also, Meesa bipolar."

Re:Nice Department, Taco

On: Science of the coin-toss: Bias in Heads-or-Tails

It's been remade. It's now called Lion King 1-1/2 Not really.

Lucas is a Coppola wannabe!

On: Skywalker Ranch Wines

Monkey-see-monkey-do. He's just imitating his master. There are always two. This is Lucas saying: "Hey! If Coppola can do it, so should I!" Coppola's got more respect from his fans. I doubt Francis Ford would change The Godfather so Solozzo hits Michael first.

Poor Ghyslain

On: The Rise of Cyber Bullying

This, and your comments put the "Star Wars Kid" into perspective. And people said he shouldn't complain because he got a free iPod as a result of being an Internet meme.

Re:OTT

On: CPU Cooling with 15 Liters of Water

I gots my 'puter all riced up:

chain around the cd-rom, coffee-can exhaust, and a vtech decal taped on the side. I'm awesome!

Re:Go, go, Apple, go!

On: Apple Sued Over Unix Trademark

1. Steal SCO code
2. Register Patent for One Click® UNIX®
3. Profit

* One Click is parented technology by Amazon.com Inc
** UNIX is a registered trademark...yada yada yada

Re:I can't wait...

On: Mastering Light

If I make a pun too, do I have to walk the Planck?

This is better than BEER GOGGLES!!!

On: Mastering Light

rtt

Reminds me of a ternary change system

On: Making Change

Use 1, 3 ,9, 27, and 81 cent coins

Then, as long as any two people have those five coins, you can be sure to have change.

For instance... I owe you 60 cents.

I give you 81, and you give me back 27
I give you 9, and you give me back 3