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  1. Re:Inference noted, sarcasm queued on 25,000-Ton Amphibious Spam Relay · · Score: 1
    guess what they're going to do with people like you.

    Me, however, I'll be safe.
    Wel, they'll probably shoot me for being an intellectual (I can read, write and count).
    You, however, will indeed be safe from that.
  2. Re:Inference noted, sarcasm queued on 25,000-Ton Amphibious Spam Relay · · Score: 1
    Fuckin' libs. You should support the prez, no matter how much he fucks up!
    You're a diehard Lemmings fan, aren't you?
  3. Re:Visit every star in the Galaxy? on Milky Way Gets Bigger · · Score: 1
    Factor that in ... and the poster might return to Earth in time for the bug free version of Windows :-)
    I doubt it. Before we see a bug free version of windows the following things will have to have occured:

    World peace

    DNF released

    Tax reduction

    Total elimination of poverty and famine

    collonisation of all available places in this solar system

    More than 10 /. users got laid.

    FTL travel discovered

    Cold fusion

    Flying cars

  4. Re:Cable Company on Have You Fought Your ISP Over Bandwidth Limits? · · Score: 1
    There was a huge uproar about it but it seemed silly to me for people to bitch about the temporary cap whilst that company was upgrading their infrastructure.
    Always make a lot of noise when a company does such a thing. Else they might think they can get away with more permenant caps.
    Companies have to be trained like dogs. If they do something good, you give them a cookie. if not, rub their noses through it.
  5. Re:Simple Solution to Interference with FEMA's rad on FEMA Opposes Broadband Over Powerlines · · Score: 1
    I mean, seriously. If there's all kinds of natural/unnatural disasters happening, let the Feds disconnect access until the crisis is stabilized.
    Not only would those damn firetrucks make so much noise I can't listen to my MP3's, now they would actually cut my access to /. too. Then I could just as well leave the damn burning building.
  6. Re:Real Life on Spider-Man 2 Preview Online · · Score: 1

    You like Real Life too?

  7. Re:Something to look forward to! on Spider-Man 2 Preview Online · · Score: 4, Funny
    and I was ready to commit suicide. Thank you for saving my life Slashdot
    Lucky this arrived on time. /. wouldn't be the same without Anonymous Coward.
  8. Re:Nanopenis on Nominations for 2003 Vaporware Awards · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Well, I guess your nanopenis would qualify as vaporware. Only I don't think discussing its vaports would be appropriate.

  9. Re:If I'm Not Mistaken on Money Problems May Derail First U.S. MagLev Train · · Score: 1
    For the same reason they have better broadband. Geographically denser population than the US.
    We could solve that. We'll build one Huge skyscraper (like those archologies in Sim City) in the US and move everybody in it.
    Then we'll have an anchoring tower for the space elevator as well.
  10. Re:Emmancipation! on The Life of a Spammer · · Score: 1
    How about some divine retribution with a vulcan cannon?
    Just send her the URL to this thread. With all the death threats she received here, it should be clear enough to her how people feel about spammers.
  11. Re:Yay! on The Life of a Spammer · · Score: 1

    Be more practical: cut her phone line. And to be more certain of effectiveness: disconnect her electricity, water, gas and sewer and shoot all pigeons. oh, and remove all flameable materials in the area too.

  12. Re:who cares? on Saddam Hussein Arrested · · Score: 1

    Please. Every time the US was "saving" some country from an evil dictator, they ended up:
    a) replacing him with a US-friendly evil dictator(guess who trained Osama and get the Taliban in place?) b) getting their asses kicked and make movies about some random American soldier easily winning a battle in that war, but never showing the fact they lost that war horribly.

    And before you start bitching about WW2: The US got involved because Mister Fuhrer sunk a few US ships too many.

  13. Re:who cares? on Saddam Hussein Arrested · · Score: 2, Informative

    I'm surprised. I didn't know twelve year olds could vote in the US.

  14. Re:Digging to the centre of the Earth a good idea? on The Year In Ideas · · Score: 1
    I just cannot see how, in any conceivable way, creating a tunnel to the centre of the Earth could be a good idea.
    What else are you going to fill a sunday afternoon with?
  15. So what's the difference? on Electronic Voting in the News · · Score: 3, Insightful

    We used to vote with paper and a pencil. Then we got those computers to vote with, because it was cheaper and more efficent. Now those PC need to print your vote on a piece of paper.

    In short we succeeded in replacing a cheap pencil by an expensive computer with totaly no advantages.

  16. Re:Engineered Beings on Chimpanzee Genome Sequenced · · Score: 1
    Finally, the proof can be discovered that humans were engineered from the indiginous life on this planet by an alien superrace that will surely soon return to dominate us all!!!!
    Ever saw The Truman Show? Ok, you don't have to admit it, but perhaps those aliens didn't create us to dominate, but just as entertainment.
  17. Re:Dump windoze for good and use linux on Microsoft: Patches, Patches Everywhere! · · Score: 1
    I have been using linux at home and work 2 years and I had never had any virus issue or blue screen of death.
    You haven't? Well, let me check... Ah I see, you never registered with the Virus Distribution Agency. Windows does this automaticaly but Linux users have to register manualy. (this will be fixed in the near future). Just leave your email adres here and we'll send you your first virus as soon as possible.

    About the lack of screens of death(or Automatic Coffee Break Generator): That feature isn't part of Linux, but is available as an add-on.
  18. Re:Know your market, kimosabe. on Emachines 64-bit Athlons Now On Sale · · Score: 3, Funny
    A $1200 system with a 64 bit processor and only 512 MB RAM? What gives?
    Didn't you know: "640kb is enough for everybody"?
    They're giving you a 1000 times as much as you need and you're still complaining. Some people are never satisfied.
  19. Re:Whoa... on SETI Project Scientist Discusses Prospects · · Score: 2, Funny
    Guess they're afriad of someone /.'ing the coorodinates?
    Nah, probably the same reason you wouldn't want to see your own email-adress on a website. Those E.T.s don't want to receive spam.
  20. Re:An excellent point from Ray Kurweil on SETI Project Scientist Discusses Prospects · · Score: 0, Troll

    Nowhere in your Big Book is anything written about computers, so we can conclude you're crazy, because your trying to type messages on a non-existant object and even believe you're receiving answers. So be quite until the man in white come to take you away to a nice padded room.

  21. Re:Oooh. on Laser System to be Tested in Boulder, CO · · Score: 2, Insightful
    That's one hell of a practical joke
    rather not. Each time someone pulls of such a joke, we end up with another religion.
  22. Re:The 12:00 News on Laser System to be Tested in Boulder, CO · · Score: 1
    the RIAA has commandeered Aerospace's big laser and has started frying mp3 downloaders
    nhahahah, and they thought I was crazy when I placed all those mirrors on the roof...
  23. Re:The 12:00 News on Laser System to be Tested in Boulder, CO · · Score: 1
    So as long as you don't look directly into the beam, it basically is just a giant flashlight. Thanks.
    with industrial lasers (class 3 and up) you shouldn't even look at the light scattered from the target, it's still powerful enough the cause serious eye damage. Don't underestimate these things.

    And no, you can't dodge laser fire or deflect them with a light sabre.
  24. Re:Question... kinda.... star trek reference... on Laser System to be Tested in Boulder, CO · · Score: 1
    When the current hits someone, it would interfere with the tiny electrical charges that control the victim's muscles, making movement impossible.
    I think I'm going to sell rubber underwear.

    If I had one, I would just have to abuse it. I mean, who could resist using one of these to interfere with some one elses bladder control?
  25. Re:So what is a shader? on A Glimpse Into 3D future: DirectX Next Preview · · Score: 1

    A shader is something that shades things that need to be shaded, while leaving thing that don't need to be shaded alone.