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  1. Javelin solved most of these, in 1984 on High School Students Develop Linux Imaging and Help Desk Software · · Score: 1

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/J... In Javelin, you defined a variable (like Electric Usage or Product X Sales) as having a period (daily, weekly, monthly, quarterly, yearly...), you had a screen for entering values into a variable at any time period, and you could use those variables in functions that automatically split or combined values appropriately. Then you'd lay out a worksheet (not a spreadsheet!) for whatever combination of variables and time periods you liked. Charts and graphs existed independently, and would automatically adjust to data and dates. Javelin won over the (then) new Excel as Infoworld's best Software Product of the Year 1985. It is a great mystery why no-one in the last 30 years has replicated this functionality. Instead all we get are Lotus 1-2-3 clones like Multiplan, err, Excel.

  2. Adminstrators? on Windows 9 Already? Apparently, Yes. · · Score: 1

    Who took the "personal" out of "personal computer" --? The whole point of personal computers was putting the users in control. How is anyone supposed to get anything done without being able to control their tools? Ludicrous.

  3. Ugh, not "a software" again on OpenSUSE Forums Defaced, Email Addresses Leaked · · Score: 4, Funny

    vBulletin is a proprietary forum software.

    No, vBulletin is a software package, or a program, or even "vBulletin is software" -- but never "a software." You don't have "a hardware" or "an information" or "a clothing" -- you have a piece of hardware, a piece of information, a piece of clothing, and a piece of software. Grammar check, please.

  4. Re:Makes Sense on First US Public Library With No Paper Books Opens In Texas · · Score: 1

    Yea, verily.

    I like to wander the stacks, looking for unusual shape books, interesting covers... pull a book out, read a few random paragraphs in the middle, maybe peek at the beginning or end, leaf through looking for photos and illustrations... How would you browse that way with a database of e-books?

  5. Re:Why bother on First US Public Library With No Paper Books Opens In Texas · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If I wanted to read the Internet, I could stay home. Print on paper is an utterly different experience. You know -- Tactile, spatial (how far into the book you are, what side of the page) -- not to mention, you can slip bookmarks into pages, photocopy them, and pass them around between several people.

    When I check half a dozen books out of the library, I read one, I pass it along to Mom while she's reading another, and to Dad, and my brother... How do you propose doing that with a bunch of e-books?

  6. Why bother on First US Public Library With No Paper Books Opens In Texas · · Score: 3, Interesting

    A library without books is... pointless. Why not just build a Starbucks or a McDonalds. Or, actually, an empty room. What a waste.

  7. Dido? on Kernel DBus Now Boots With Systemd On Fedora · · Score: 2

    Dido, the British singer-songwriter ("White Flag," "Life for Rent")? -- or did you mean, "ditto"

  8. Pair of dice? on Can a Computer Identify Your Urban Tribe? · · Score: 2

    So... this is para-dice? Not quite what I thought it would be.

  9. Re:ethics of killing and warfare on How Asimov's Three Laws Ran Out of Steam · · Score: 2

    Enacting "zero tolerance playground rules" will not make school bullies vanish from the Universe. Why would diplomacy make tyrants obsolete? If your opponent is going to use force, are you going to wimp out?

  10. but where are the Golden Tablets? on CBS 60 Minutes: NSA Speaks Out On Snowden, Spying · · Score: 2, Funny

    When working at home, Snowden covered his head and screen with a hood so that his girlfriend couldn't see what he was doing.

    Sounds like he was channeling Joseph Smith.

  11. Java's failed first-draft name on AllSeen Alliance Wants To Open-Source the 'Internet of Things' · · Score: 1

    "Write (Hopefully) Once, Run Everywhere" just did not make a good acronym.

  12. Even before Windows 95 on AllSeen Alliance Wants To Open-Source the 'Internet of Things' · · Score: 1, Interesting
    Back in 1993 there was Microsoft at Work, "a short-lived effort promoted by Microsoft to tie together common business machinery, like fax machines and photocopiers, with a common communications protocol allowing control and status information to be shared with computers running Microsoft Windows..."

    Bad idea then, ... bad idea now?

  13. SMS without a telephone number? on Swarm Mobile's Offer: Free Wi-Fi In Exchange For Some Privacy · · Score: 1

    How do you send text messages that are not associated with a telephone number? (confused)

  14. "Firmware" and "Software" and "Hardware" on Sailfish Can Officially Be Installed To Android Devices · · Score: 1

    Ugh, this again. You have one piece of software, you have one piece of hardware, and one piece of firmware. You do not "change firmwares" but rather you "change (the) firmware." You wouldn't say you "update the informations" or "upgrade your hardwares" or "go change your clothings" -- would you? Grammar, please.

  15. Potty mouth on Ask Slashdot: Are We Older Experts Being Retired Too Early? · · Score: -1, Troll

    You seem to have a problem with profanity in a public forum, perhaps you are overly stressed? Please let's keep it clean here.

  16. I want everything for nothing on Review: Puppet Vs. Chef Vs. Ansible Vs. Salt · · Score: 4, Insightful

    WANTED: Programmer with 15 years experience Ruby on Rails and 23 years MongoDB experience, to help write $5 million package. Pay: $11/hour, 30 hours/week part time (although we expect you to camp out as we supply pizza and beer). Supply your own equipment. Job to last three months.

    -- That's why I'm running my own shop instead of trying to go thru a recruiter.

  17. High School Physics on Global Warming Since 1997 Underestimated By Half · · Score: -1, Troll

    Lesson: When the data do not match your presumed hypothesis -- feign, fudge, and fib, until it fits.

  18. Ugh, not "a software" again. on How I Compiled TrueCrypt For Windows and Matched the Official Binaries · · Score: 3, Informative

    "TrueCrypt is a popular software enabling data protection...

    No, TrueCrypt is a popular piece of software. You don't have "a hardware" or "a clothing" or "an information" — and likewise you cannot have "a software."

  19. This applies to television, too? on Is Choice a Problem For Android? · · Score: 1

    Doesn't the trend of "cutting the cable" partly stem from having too many channels to choose from? When my dad recently considered buying a television (they haven't bought one in 15 years) the choices are bewildering and even the terminology befuddles him -- and he was one of RCA's first television installers and service-men back in 1948. I have never had cable T.V. and when I tried to find the local PBS channel on a friend's set, channel 7 isn't on channel 7 and there's a bazillion buttons on six remotes, and somehow every channel change seems to result in either Twiggy people or sumo wrestlers (what the heck is broken with aspect ratios? Aaargh) -- after ten minutes of frustration I just gave up. Maybe that's why television viewership is dropping like a stone?

  20. Game the system on Grocery Store "Smart Shelves" Will Identify Customers, Show Targeted Ads · · Score: 1

    Now you'll have to keep a selection of masks (Guy Fawkes, George Bush, Muhammad Ali...) in the cart and switch them as you wander the aisles. Or maybe wearing a burka will be enough.

  21. Re:Regular Expressions on What Are the Genuinely Useful Ideas In Programming? · · Score: 1

    It's only a flesh wound!

  22. Transcript on Boot To Zork · · Score: 5, Funny

    > BOOT
    Your way is blocked by a tall, bald pirate.
    > KILL PIRATE
    With what, your bare hands?
    > INVENTORY
    You have:
    One hard disk drive, /dev/hda
    One CDROM drive, /dev/cd0
    One USB drive, /dev/sda
    A rather large magnet
    A DVD containing LinuxMint
    > EXAMINE HARD DRIVE
    The disk appears to contain a bootable copy of Windows 8.
    > ATTACK PIRATE WITH MAGNET
    The pirate parries, and your magnet hits the hard disk drive.
    READ ERROR, SECTOR 0
    >

  23. Microsoft almost catches up on Apple Sells Nine Million iPhones Over Weekend · · Score: 4, Funny

    Microsoft is neck-and-neck with Apple, selling nine Windows phones on the same weekend.

  24. No longer necessary on Those Magnificent Googlers and Their Flying Machines · · Score: 5, Funny

    Didn't I just read that circumnavigation was no longer considered a moral or medical necessity?

  25. Bring back INFOCOM on Gabe Newell Talks Linux As the Future of Games at LinuxCon NA · · Score: 1

    We have been waiting ages for another ZORK. Please, somebody? A game that's all brainteasers and wordplay and fake magic and really really bad puns? And no shoot-em-ups, and no swear words, just family fun? Please?