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  1. Under the bus? on Social Media Is a New Vector For Mass Psychogenic Illness · · Score: 1

    He also attempted to throw his wife under the bus first.

    No mean feat, considering the (omni-)bus had not yet been invented.

  2. Re:Union on Schneier: The US Government Has Betrayed the Internet, We Need To Take It Back · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If there had been programmer unions in the Win95 era, we never would have got rid of IE6 to protect all the people with certifications in IE6-specific programming. Spare us, please.

  3. Ctrl+Z on Ask Slashdot: Hands-On Activity For IT Career Fair · · Score: 2

    Control-Z as in "suspend job" (UNIX) or as in "end-of-file" (CP/M)? You want to suspend the internet or end it? [[ confused ]]

  4. Re:Teach them to file TPS reports on Ask Slashdot: Hands-On Activity For IT Career Fair · · Score: 1

    TPS: Take Prozac Soon. (and you thought it was Team Project Status or was it... umm.... has anyone seen my red stapler?)

  5. Today's lottery on Google Claims ChromeCast Local Streaming Only Broken Because of SDK Changes · · Score: 1

    I am fairly certain we are all living in Shirley Jackson's "The Lottery" these days. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Lottery

  6. Re:Admiral Grace Hopper on Could a Grace Hopper Get Hired In Today's Silicon Valley? · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I heard her speak at a Heathkit Users Group conference in Washington DC, 1986. What an inspiration! Three quotes stand out: "I do not accept 'because we've always done it that way' as an excuse." "It is always easier to ask forgiveness than permission." And: "Computers are getting better at answering questions, but will a computer ever ask an interesting question?" The Admiral is a life-long inspiration. (I still have a nanosecond.)

  7. Do you remember the first All-In-Ones? on All-in-Ones Finally Grow Up, With Fast Graphics, SSDs, and CPUs · · Score: 2

    They were every bit as full-featured as component systems. I'm thinking the Intertec Superbrain or my personal favorite, the Heathkit H89. Writing Heathkit software put me through college in the 1980s.

  8. grammar nitpick on Web Apps: the Future of the Internet, Or Forever a Second-Class Citizen? · · Score: 1

    you meant, "a piece of software" -- there is no such thing as "a software" or for that matter "a hardware, a clothing, an information" -- you have a piece of hardware, a piece of clothing, a piece of information. Thank you.

  9. Re:What good is one of those twitter accounts? on Researchers Buy Twitter Bots To Fight Twitter Spam · · Score: 1

    Again, the only problem here is with those who perceive "followers" to have any value whatsoever.

  10. Re:What good is one of those twitter accounts? on Researchers Buy Twitter Bots To Fight Twitter Spam · · Score: 1

    That sounds like an error at the record company, not at Twitter.

  11. What good is one of those twitter accounts? on Researchers Buy Twitter Bots To Fight Twitter Spam · · Score: 1

    Why would anyone pay money to buy an account that lets you tell people what color your belly-button lint is today?

    In order to get anyone to read a feed off twitter.com, you have to get them to subscribe to it -- if you go to twitter.com all you get is a sign-up form, you can't even browse or search to see what the site is about. You certainly can't find some randomly created account -- this scam seems pointless.

    Of what possible use is one of these auto-generated accounts? The article does not explain.

    Anyone?

  12. Parent must be spam on MS: Windows Phone 8 Wi-Fi Vulnerable, Cannot Be Patched · · Score: 2, Informative

    Real Slashdot users don't have girlfriends (or boyfriends for that matter).

  13. Travel on Camping Helps Set Circadian Clocks Straight · · Score: 3, Funny

    Visit Montreal or Toronto if you need to reset your Canadian rhythms. Vancouver, even.

  14. Digital had this on Meet Focal, the New Camera App For CyanogenMod · · Score: 1

    Old tech! I used FOCAL on a PDP-11 in the late 70s!

  15. Causation or Correlation? on Global Warming 5 Million Years Ago In Antarctic Drastically Raised Sea Levels · · Score: 0

    Please explain why you are sure that the cessation of the ice age, with an accompanying moderation in temperature, is not what permitted human agriculture -- and not the reverse. Please describe an experiment to falsify your premise.

  16. Darwin's Radio on Gut Microbes Can Split a Species · · Score: 1

    Greg Bear postulated that speciation might occur by more than just random mutations -- Darwin's Radio (1999) might be worth a read.

  17. Invalids and GIMP haters on Generic TLDs Threaten Name Collisions and Information Leakage · · Score: 1

    If you have heard them scream and shout and stomp their feet when we talk about GIMP here, wait until you see the reaction to .invalid

  18. Depends on the meaning of "through" on Say What? Wading Through the Nonsense In Microsoft's Re-Org Memo · · Score: 1

    Perhaps "entering, then later leaving" -- as in: "We have powered devices for many years [starting with in the days of the Altair and the TRS-80] through Windows PCs and Xbox [which are now equally obsolete]" ...?

  19. Re:My Oma did this too on Zynga Puts Random Stranger In Customer Support Role · · Score: 2

    Or: "Just a moment, please." Put them on hold, dial the actual hotel, and tell the operator, "I'm going to put my mother on the line, but she is very hard of hearing so you will have to speak very slowly. OK?" and then transfer the call.

  20. Why not Javelin? on LibreOffice Calc Set To Get GPU Powered Boost From AMD · · Score: 2

    Spreadsheets lead the inexperienced, down the garden path of "Oh, this looks easy..."

    At some point you think, Oh, let me just sort this column. And you fail to realize some formula on sheet 27 presumes a linkage between column C on sheet 5 and column F on sheet 13. So now your entire model is garbage.

    In all these decades, hasn't anyone resuscitated Javelin with its time-oriented models, where what looked like a spreadsheet was just a view of the underlying model? "Javelin understands the arrow of time" -- 1985 slogan

  21. they should have used MongoDB on Fear of Thinking War Machines May Push U.S. To Exascale · · Score: 1

    Exascale... is that bigger than MongoDB? MongoDB is webscale...

  22. WWARS (What Would Ayn Rand Say) on Ancient Roman Concrete Is About To Revolutionize Modern Architecture · · Score: 4, Funny

    I plan to build my next structure with Roman Concrete and Rearden Steel...

  23. Obligatory momentary dyslexia induced comment on Man Creates ATLAS Detector From Lego Bricks · · Score: 1

    If your LEGO collection gives you hadrons, you got a serious problem, mister.

  24. Greenhouse gases! err, Cemetery gases! on Death of Trees Correlated With Human Cardiovascular & Respiratory Disease · · Score: 1

    TFA has it exactly backwards -- The rise in tree deaths is clearly directly related to the rise in obesity in the study area, which has led to an increase in the average weight of persons newly buried in local cemeteries, which results in higher outgassing of carbon and other greenhouse gases from tombs and mausoleums. Humans are the cause of everything horrible on this planet, didn't you get the memo? Especially the SUV drivers, they're overplusdouble evil.

  25. From the Ministry of Truth on Northern Hemisphere Pollution a Cause of '80s Africa Drought · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    The cooling is the warning, obviously. Cooling is warming, war is peace, freedom is slavery, ignorance is strength, Comrade!