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Ask Slashdot: Are We Older Experts Being Retired Too Early?

caferace writes "I've been around the block. I'm a long-time worker in the tech industry (nearly 30 years), absolutely kickass SQA and Hardware person, networking, you name it. But I'm 50+ now, and finding new regular or contract work is a pain. And it shouldn't be. I have the skills and the aptitude to absorb and adapt to any new situations and languages way beyond what any of my college age brethren might have. But when I send out a perfectly good resume and use the more obvious resources there are still precious few bites for someone requiring to work remotely. Am I just whining, or is this common? Are we being put out to pasture far too early?"

629 comments

  1. Lie a little by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Don't put your age on the CV and knock off the first 10 years of experience. My father worked IT contract work till he retired at 64 by doing this.

    1. Re:Lie a little by SumDog · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Age on a C.V?! Who does that. No one.. (and you shouldn't. Employers can't ask if you are married or your number of kids either. That can get you sued in many places).

      We have a lot of older people where I work, some hired in. The trouble is we also get a lot of people who come through who've been in the same shop for 20 years and they think they know what they're doing, but when you ask them an SQL question they use a sequence of nested queries without any join statements. We get sysadmin who don't know how to map a network drive on the command line. We get people who want security jobs who can't answer, "What's the difference between a GET and a POST request?"

      Another issue is that maybe shops are only looking to employ 40+ people in management positions, being team leads and architects. Maybe you hate that stuff and are looking for dev jobs and people are reluctant to hire you for that. The problem here lies in that most IT departments only have a pathway up the chain via management. For a lot of devs and admins, this isn't too bad and they can manage people fine. But there are those that really don't want to manage people, who hate it and there isn't really a pathway for people who just want to stay coding.

      Finally, it could be that you're applying to all the wrong places where people do look down upon your for your age. They are probably shitty shops you didn't want to work for anyway. Are you willing to move? If not, you could also try short term contracts (3 ~ 8 months). There are a tons of those if you're willing to be away for a couple of months each year. You can also build up remote contracting opportunities this way too.

      So to recap, you might be stuck in a city of discriminatory employers and it's not you, or you're looking for dev positions because that's what you love but people want your age group for management or ... you're not as good as you think you are and are bombing interviews.

    2. Re:Lie a little by somersault · · Score: 5, Insightful

      But when I send out a perfectly good resume and use the more obvious resources there are still precious few bites for someone requiring to work remotely

      How come nobody has commented on this part? No matter what age you are, requiring that you work remotely is going to make things difficult, no matter your age.

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      which is totally what she said
    3. Re:Lie a little by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I understand this used to be a bit of a trend in the tech industry, but in the last few years, companies that used to encourage remote working and telecommuting have either discontinued the practice or are encouraging their workforce to spend significantly more time in a physical office.

      Try being a bit more flexible in your old age.

    4. Re:Lie a little by somersault · · Score: 1

      Looks like I'm getting old.. repeating myself, and saying the same thing twice..

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      which is totally what she said
    5. Re:Lie a little by cascadingstylesheet · · Score: 2

      Finally, it could be that you're applying to all the wrong places where people do look down upon your for your age. They are probably shitty shops you didn't want to work for anyway.

      This.

      Hint, if at your interview or on a tour you pass a big room crammed with (inexpensive) youngin coders, all in lovely "open plan" office style, you're in the wrong place ...

    6. Re:Lie a little by ray-auch · · Score: 5, Insightful

      How come nobody has commented on this part? No matter what age you are, requiring that you work remotely is going to make things difficult, no matter your age.

      Seconded. Not just "would like to work from home" but "requiring" - from the outset. I scanned the question in less time than scanning a CV and those words ("requiring to work remotely") jumped out - CV in the round filing thing in based on that alone, didn't even register the age range being complained about.

      I've worked remotely in several jobs and contracts, but only after being on-site first and proving myself and establishing with the client / employer which parts of the work can be done remotely - and always being prepared to be on site when required. I am not even sure how you could work remotely doing hardware and networks - but certainly not going to find out by trialing someone who is not prepared to be on site.

      At the end of the day, you are selling yourself with your CV and if no one is buying then you are selling the wrong thing or at the wrong price - and IMO "remote working only" is the wrong thing (unless you are an awful lot cheaper - i.e. India rates - and then it's usually the wrong thing but some people do buy...)

    7. Re:Lie a little by Seumas · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Just because two notable names have made a big deal about it doesn't mean there aren't still plenty of such positions. Asking someone to uproot their entire lives and move across the country to benefit you with their extensive knowledge and experience for work that absolutely does not require your on-site and on-hands presence far exceeds "flexibility".

    8. Re:Lie a little by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The trouble is we also get a lot of people who come through who've been in the same shop for 20 years and they think they know what they're doing, but when you ask them an SQL question they use a sequence of nested queries without any join statements. We get sysadmin who don't know how to map a network drive on the command line.

      Maybe a lot of the older folks are too arrogant and think they know enough or more then you and that is why few companies hire someone who has years of experience, skill, and knowledge. For them they want someone who they can customize to there company despite whether they can do the job properly. And this is the problem I have with forcing schools to teach IT. Very few are going to excel to a high level, despite education (ie college).

      Having said the above about older IT workers, companies should be hiring the right ones that have what caferace, claims to have. They can add to a company, but if they are in, or were in, a position of management in there previous job/s, there experience will more then likely come with a higher pay grade so it maybe a move to hire cheaper younger folks.

      IT jobs seem to a dime a dozen, compared to other occupations or professions..

    9. Re:Lie a little by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed. Here in Germany they expect contractors/consultants to be on-site in almost all instances.

    10. Re:Lie a little by Seumas · · Score: 1

      I don't know why you'd put your age on your resume, but it doesn't matter, anyway. It's a trivial matter (and probably a required practice) to find your Facebook, G+, Twitter, Youtube, LinkedIn and other accounts online and derive from them your approximate age, marital status, home ownership, prior work history, education, health, financial status, and so on.

    11. Re:Lie a little by ruir · · Score: 2

      I dont get why sometimes linked.in contacts ask for the CV, since my experience is already there. But reading your post, I had an aha moment, and suspect is to find the extra tidbits, like my age, without asking for it directly.

    12. Re:Lie a little by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 2

      > Age on a C.V?! Who does that

      This is one reason that they personnel departments ask for your college graduation date. Calculating age from that is pretty easy. Similar questions can be, and are, used to collect race, gender, religion, nationality, visa status, or medical issues that may affect your workplace behavior. This is true even in places that claim not to discriminate on these bases:, or where such discrimination is used illegally. Subconscious bias exists, even without directly citing it in the applicant review process.

    13. Re:Lie a little by somersault · · Score: 2

      I was thinking something similar. One of our new senior engineers wanted to work from home on Mondays and Fridays, but my employer agreed only on the condition that he work onsite full time for the first month to prove himself.

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      which is totally what she said
    14. Re:Lie a little by BladeMelbourne · · Score: 2

      Getting old is learning not to care what people think of your opinion or whether they heard you the first time.

      The chances are... they don't (and shouldn't) care.

    15. Re:Lie a little by Mitreya · · Score: 5, Insightful

      they think they know what they're doing, but when you ask them an SQL question they use a sequence of nested queries without any join statements.

      And what exactly is wrong with that?

      Query optimizer will generally convert a nested query into a join when necessary. And for a non-correlated nested query (and possibly some particularly shaped indexes) nesting is probably a better answer to begin with.

    16. Re:Lie a little by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Approximate age? Never mind that we all know that it is possible to either pay for or shadily obtain this type of information, this is clearly a US employment discussion... and so http://www.usa-people-search.com/ will likely get you age of anyone you have a name and state of residency for, in like 10 seconds.

    17. Re:Lie a little by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Exactly. He isn't being passed over for younger engineers. He is being passed over for Indian engineers. If the employer wants a remote worker, then it doesn't matter much if the worker is the next town over or the other side of the world.

    18. Re:Lie a little by dreamchaser · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Just because two notable names have made a big deal about it doesn't mean there aren't still plenty of such positions. Asking someone to uproot their entire lives and move across the country to benefit you with their extensive knowledge and experience for work that absolutely does not require your on-site and on-hands presence far exceeds "flexibility".

      Sorry, no it doesn't exceed 'flexibility'. Sometimes one just has to go where the work is. Despite your assertion the trend is and has been for some time moving away from telecommuting. It's not just 'two notable names' say so. It's a real trend in many industries. Requiring to work remotely will seriously curtail the number of opportunities a job seeker can find.

    19. Re:Lie a little by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you surely do not live in Europe. At least in Germany, a CV without age/birthday and marital status is not complete.

    20. Re:Lie a little by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly. There were a few people who said working remotely is a bad thing. The "press", journalists and bloggers alike, expanded on that and turned those very specific statements to point at all remote workers.

    21. Re:Lie a little by ATestR · · Score: 1

      It's not lying to omit older information on your resume. Typically, you only need to go back 10-15 years... unless there is something specific you want to reference from before that.

      What I find hard to conceal is my gray beard.

      --
      âoeAny society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.
    22. Re:Lie a little by parkinglot777 · · Score: 1

      when you ask them an SQL question they use a sequence of nested queries without any join statements. We get sysadmin who don't know how to map a network drive on the command line. We get people who want security jobs who can't answer, "What's the difference between a GET and a POST request?"

      No offend, I am just curious about what you said. I do understand that some people prefer 'join' statements over nested queries. I do not know if that would be faster/better to do 'join' statement over multiple huge data tables compared to nested queries. If you are not sure about the person answer, you may still ask him/her to rewrite it using 'join' instead as well.

      Also, why would GET & POST requests be involved in security? They both are not that different on the backend. The different is that a client passes parameters via HTTP header (URL) in GET but POST passes them via message body. So both request types still pass the same parameters. If you are talking about security on the client side, I still do not see it. There are plenty of ways to manipulate a HTTP header/request using plentiful tools available nowadays. If you are talking about average people who use the Internet, then it is still not about security because security, to me, means some sort of handle an attack (imply the attacker knows what he/she is doing, not a layman).

    23. Re:Lie a little by pinguwin · · Score: 2

      I agree with this. That's the first thing that jumped out at me. I often explain to people thta working from home doesn't work out quite the way that people see in a news story. In my experience, the people who work remotely have proven themselves over time and it comes to the point where they say after some years, "I'm moving with my family to X." and they don't want to lose them. I've been contracting going on twenty years and I have never had an opportunity to work remotely from the get-go. I've seen a few contracts that have said remote work was ok, be emphasize the word "few". That said, I wouldn't work well from home, too likely to get distracted.

    24. Re:Lie a little by crashumbc · · Score: 2

      Sweet, I'm set! I graduated from college much later then typical, so any employers will think I'm 10 years younger then I am!

    25. Re: Lie a little by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't have to explicitly state your age -- work history will ballpark it to within a couple of years.

    26. Re:Lie a little by cyber-vandal · · Score: 1

      Razor?

    27. Re:Lie a little by ILongForDarkness · · Score: 2

      Agreed requiring remote in the CV is a bad idea. Your CV is about what you've done and what you bring to the table. Wait till they've narrowed down the pile and are drooling on themselves to get you to work for them the ... negotiate. You might have to take a salary hit, or maybe the understanding is if it doesn't work out you will have to start showing up at the office, or that occasionally their will be meetings you are required for and you'll get their on your own dime (whether it is down the street or a cross country commute, NMP (TM)).

    28. Re: Lie a little by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +1

    29. Re:Lie a little by jafiwam · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Don't overlook the fact that "30 years of experience" is partly valuable on what they can teach the other staff members.

      Working remotely is going to have less of an impact on what the other workers know. (If any at all.)

      Why pay for "30 years", when "5 years and can share some of that with others" will do the job?

    30. Re:Lie a little by hab136 · · Score: 2

      > I do not know if that would be faster/better to do 'join' statement over multiple huge data tables compared to nested queries.

      Yes. Someone who is writing SQL queries for a living should already know that, so asking him to rewrite it using JOIN would be useless unless it's an entry-level job, because he isn't going to get hired.

      You're right in that asking people "why did you do it that way?" is a good way to find out if they understand what they are doing, but it should be asked open-ended like that at first, so that the candidate can demonstrate their knowledge. If you don't get a good answer, then ask "why didn't you use JOIN?".

      >Also, why would GET & POST requests be involved in security?

      GET parameters go in the URL and may be logged inadvertently or captured via Javascript. Search engines and browser pre-caching may trigger GET requests accidentally, so having a 'delete' action be a GET request, for example, would be bad.

      More to the point, anyone in an internet security job should know this, because it's a building block to understanding more complex things. The candidate should understand the HTTP protocol thoroughly. If they don't know GET vs POST, they certainly don't know any advanced concepts that the job requires.

    31. Re:Lie a little by Junta · · Score: 1

      We get people who want security jobs who can't answer, "What's the difference between a GET and a POST request?"

      While that is a pretty basic question, I'm failing to see the direct connection to security, unless you have way too much faith that web developers 100% honor the semantic promise of http requests and are also 100% infallible at not having side effects even as they try to honor the requests when they do try.

      Of course, having a 'security job' is always something that I get very wary about. It's better than having no security focus at all, but generally when I hear that there is one group of people trying to think about security and nothing else and everyone else not thinking about security at all with the expectation that the security team can fix everything as an island. I have seen that lead to horribly unusable scenarios because the security team has the job to make it secure, not helpful and freqeuntly lead to no better security.

      --
      XML is like violence. If it doesn't solve the problem, use more.
    32. Re:Lie a little by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      So I guess there is good reason to go after a masters and use that as the last date I graduated from college. By the time I finish a masters program it will appear that I am close to 20 years younger.

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      Time to offend someone
    33. Re:Lie a little by Curunir_wolf · · Score: 1

      But when I send out a perfectly good resume and use the more obvious resources there are still precious few bites for someone requiring to work remotely

      How come nobody has commented on this part? No matter what age you are, requiring that you work remotely is going to make things difficult, no matter your age.

      Good point. If a company is looking for someone to work remotely, they have the whole world to pick from, including places where the cost of living is extremely low. Very hard to compete with that, even if you can show that you're very productive in comparison.

      --
      "Somebody has to do something. It's just incredibly pathetic it has to be us."
      --- Jerry Garcia
    34. Re:Lie a little by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      You are probably correct in that believe one is more secure than the other like so many young web developers who are just learning about it. The type of security they should be thinking about in this case is validating the inputs and checking if they are allowed at the given time by the current user. The difference in security between GET and POST is about the same as level ground vs. a finger nail sized piece of tissue paper on that same level ground, since it would have only stopped someone so incompetent to not have been a threat anyway.

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      Time to offend someone
    35. Re:Lie a little by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

      The working-from-home fad faded because employers believe they can't adequately account for employee time that way, and can't maintain 'corporate culture.' Whether or not this is true doesn't matter; it's another trend you have to adapt to. Let spoiled, demanding young people limit their own careers by insisting on perks that didn't last. You became an experienced person in the first place by being adaptable.

    36. Re:Lie a little by MoreThanThen · · Score: 2

      No, they will bin your CV as you seem to have more difficulty spelling a simple 4 letter word THAN an average 6 year old child.

    37. Re:Lie a little by TWX · · Score: 1

      ...but my employer agreed only on the condition that he work onsite full time for the first month to prove himself.

      HAHAH AHAHAHA HAHAHAAHAHA!

      A month! That's precious! That isn't even enough time to know if an employee is worth keeping yet, or to see them in-action once they've really gotten into the new job. It would be so easy to stretch three-days' real work into those five days each week for that limited time, to then have four-day weekends for the rest of one's career.

      Just VPN in, open a few files in the morning, and have one's phone ready to be answered, and you can go out into the workshop to play. Before lunch, come in and close out the files, save some things, then after lunch, open a few more things. Heck, put a computer out in the shop and if some caller needs something *right now* one can just open it and look like one's there.

      --
      Do not look into laser with remaining eye.
    38. Re:Lie a little by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      If the employer wants a remote worker, then it doesn't matter much if the worker is the next town over or the other side of the world.

      Oh yeah? Try it and see.

      See where your code ends up.

      See where your confidential data ends up.

      See where your company ends up.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    39. Re:Lie a little by sandytaru · · Score: 1

      It was the first thing that caught my eye as well. Remote jobs are rare and getting rarer. My current job lets us work from home only if we're contagious.

      --
      Occasionally living proof of the Ballmer peak.
    40. Re:Lie a little by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Employers can't ask if you are married or your number of kids either. That can get you sued in many places.

      In the US, while IANAL, to the best of my knowledge this is technically untrue. Employers are allowed to ask these sorts of questions—age too. However, it is illegal to base employment decisions on the answers you get. Employers are therefore generally advised by their lawyers not to ask them at all.

    41. Re:Lie a little by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I dont get why sometimes linked.in contacts ask for the CV, since my experience is already there.

      My LinkedIn profile provides a high-level statement for each employment situation. I do not provide a detailed resume / curriculum vitae as part of my LinkedIn profile and will never do it. My career history requires an eight-page resume due in no small part to the necessity of showing where the ever-changing laundry list of required "skills" was actually utilised. There was a time when aptitude was the key driver to be demonstrated on the resume, but today employers (human resources cunts) demand that you play buzzword bingo so their automated applicant tracking systems can "select" you from the pile cesspool in a database. Another trick human resources uses to disqualify perfectly suitable candidates is to ask you to disclose your "preferred" salary.

    42. Re:Lie a little by hrvatska · · Score: 1

      I recently interviewed six candidates from Europe for a position that would be managed from the US. None of their CVs had an age or marital status. Perhaps they don't specify it for US based jobs. They all had graduation dates, so it wasn't hard to estimate their ages.

    43. Re:Lie a little by crashumbc · · Score: 2, Informative

      At least I won't be tagged as a grammar nazi on internet forums!!!!

    44. Re:Lie a little by somersault · · Score: 1

      Sure, but we're a pretty small R&D business working on 2 or 3 main projects, and the guys in charge aren't actually idiots. It'll be pretty easy for them to keep tabs on how much he's getting done, and decide whether he's worth keeping around. Our Director of Engineering said that he'd talked to a few of the guy's past employers, and was told that the he's excellent at bringing design concepts to reality. So he'd probably actually be happy with only 3 "real" days of work a week - but I think the guy takes his job a bit more seriously than that.

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      which is totally what she said
    45. Re:Lie a little by lightknight · · Score: 1

      That's fascinating...so you're saying the employee / employer contracts are so ready for divorce, that it's amazing that anyone can maintain a job at all these days.

      --
      I am John Hurt.
    46. Re:Lie a little by ebno-10db · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Can you say "scumbags"? How about "illegally discriminating scumbags"? Good luck proving it though. And even if you have the evidence, it's not like anyone cares about enforcing labor laws anymore. That's been dead since Reagan took office.

      Back in the 60's my father had a wrongful termination suit that he pursued through the Dept. of Labor (no need to hire a lawyer, etc.). He won hands down. Think that happens today?

      I've always had mixed feelings about unions at best. I've never belonged to one and never wanted to. Back when they still had power though, they served a very good purpose for people in non-union shops - they made employers afraid of them. As a result, it was considered good business practice to treat employees well enough that they didn't want to unionize. Partly as a result of that fear, and the actual enforcement of labor laws, people my father worked with, including his immediate supervisor, had no qualms about testifying on his behalf. Think that would happen today?

    47. Re:Lie a little by ebno-10db · · Score: 1

      Same here. It's pretty sick that having graduated at a non-traditional age is such an advantage.

    48. Re:Lie a little by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How is this insightful without any citations?

      Posted by a telecommuter, who can't understand why any company would waste the resources keeping everyone on-site. 8-)

    49. Re:Lie a little by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You also probably cost too much for most companies. I'd try to shoot for senior architect roles, sounds like you have the experience and age is less of an issue for the role.

    50. Re:Lie a little by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That may be true for large businesses, but as a small business owner, I wouldn't even think of trying to hire foreign workers just because I don't feel like dealing with all the taxes and paperwork.

    51. Re:Lie a little by ebno-10db · · Score: 1

      Typically they ask for bachelor's and master's graduation dates. That isn't necessarily about age discrimination though. If you have a master's and they want your HS grad date, it's another matter. BS and MS say something about your experience level in that field. If you spent 10 years after HS doing something else though, it shouldn't really be their concern. Also, they often (and I have no problem w/ this practice) confirm that you actually got the degree you say from the universities you list. IIRC the fact that a given person graduated from a university, and the degree and year, are considered public information. You need a person's permission to get a transcript, but I'd have no problem giving that since your university record is a legitimate consideration for employment (not that anybody's ever asked for it though).

    52. Re:Lie a little by pr0fessor · · Score: 4, Informative

      I telecommute and consider myself lucky, I get to live in the Mid-west where the cost of living is low and work for a company in California. I have looked around and there are plenty of jobs but telecommuting really limits the opportunities.

    53. Re:Lie a little by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How is this insightful without any citations?

      Literally going to work has been part of common sense for quite some time.

      Posted by someone who can't understand why people keep putting themselves out on the bleeding edge and complaining that everyone isn't following.

    54. Re:Lie a little by ebno-10db · · Score: 1

      Aren't you a clever one. Who cares if you could write 10 lines of code - they'll want you as a proofreader instead.

    55. Re:Lie a little by Eskarel · · Score: 1

      The thing is those two big names were the companies most promoting remote work and so they made the news. Remote working was never all that popular with management and the kind of remote working Yahoo ended up with where workers weren't even in the same state as the office is a god damned disaster. If you want to only work remotely you've got to be 50% better than someone who is willing to rock up at least some of the time, and at 50+ to be 50% better than the competition you'd better be damned fantastic.

    56. Re:Lie a little by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Yeah. In many cases it's better to write a big SQL query so that it's more readable and only change it if the optimizer picks the wrong plan (despite adding/dropping indexes etc). Humans take longer to parse big SQL queries.

      For example sometimes it's better to have
      select col1, col2,
      (select foo from complicated SQL where b.aid=a.ID and ...) as col3,
      (select foo2 from morecomplicatedSQL where c.aid=a.ID and ...) as col4
      ...
      (select bar from ecomplicatedSQL where d.aid=a.ID and ...) as col30
      from tableA as a

      than to write it all flat with huge joins at the end.

      Because with the above method you and others know it's basically a simple query getting rows from tableA and fetching related data (sometimes using complicated queries) for each column for per row. The other advantage is you can add/remove columns more easily - the SQL to get data for a particular column is all in the same spot.

      ~ Another Old Guy (40+ counts as old in the IT world right?)

    57. Re:Lie a little by ebno-10db · · Score: 1

      you surely do not live in Europe

      I imagine he doesn't. Standard American practice, for as long as anyone can remember, was to use a résumé. It makes sense, since a résumé includes all the information that should be relevant to employment. I know cv's are common in Europe, but I don't like the practice. Neither age nor marital status should be any concern of a prospective employer. Also, are they really worried about what elementary school I attended? I've heard of cv's getting that ridiculous.

    58. Re:Lie a little by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Query optimizer will generally convert a nested query into a join when necessary.

      As an sql veteran, I know that many query optimizers do NOT do that.

      Depending on the data, indexing and the database, joins are often MUCH (10x) faster than subselects.

    59. Re:Lie a little by BonThomme · · Score: 1

      funny, I was thinking this was the problem: "absolutely kickass SQA and Hardware person, networking, you name it"

    60. Re:Lie a little by ebno-10db · · Score: 1

      "Just for Men". This has been an advertisement.

      I also remember when "gray beard" was a positive reference for an experienced programmer, just like for a long-time NCO.

    61. Re:Lie a little by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which is fine as long as you don't put your graduation year on it either. We're filling a position and we can guess a candidate's age by the year they graduated

    62. Re:Lie a little by Desler · · Score: 1

      True, it is not strictly illegal but it is frowned upon because it can be used as evidence against the employer in a discrimination lawsuit.

      http://www.eeoc.gov/laws/practices/

      Pre-Employment Inquiries (General)

      As a general rule, the information obtained and requested through the pre-employment process should be limited to those essential for determining if a person is qualified for the job; whereas, information regarding race, sex, national origin, age, and religion are irrelevant in such determinations.

      Employers are explicitly prohibited from making pre-employment inquiries about disability.

      Although state and federal equal opportunity laws do not clearly forbid employers from making pre-employment inquiries that relate to, or disproportionately screen out members based on race, color, sex, national origin, religion, or age, such inquiries may be used as evidence of an employer's intent to discriminate unless the questions asked can be justified by some business purpose.

      Therefore, inquiries about organizations, clubs, societies, and lodges of which an applicant may be a member or any other questions, which may indicate the applicant's race, sex, national origin, disability status, age, religion, color or ancestry if answered, should generally be avoided.

      Similarly, employers should not ask for a photograph of an applicant. If needed for identification purposes, a photograph may be obtained after an offer of employment is made and accepted.

      Now while that sounds all well and good it's doubtful that would be enough to win with the legal system favoring employers over employees.

    63. Re:Lie a little by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or, you know, on-site workers.

    64. Re:Lie a little by blue+trane · · Score: 5, Interesting

      This thread exemplifies what's wrong with the workplace: one poster advises people to lie to get a job, another asserts that groupthink trumps the advantages of telecommuting.

      It seems that most workplaces are toxic environments, rife with moral hazards and perverse incentives. The goal is not to innovate, but to fit in, and please a greedy little Napoleon boss.

      The best solution is to create a Basic Income guarantee. Then people can choose to innovate on their own on what they really want to be working on, instead of letting some rich guy order them around.

    65. Re:Lie a little by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the employer wants a remote worker, then it doesn't matter much if the worker is the next town over or the other side of the world.

      Oh yeah? Try it and see.

      See where your code ends up.

      See where your confidential data ends up.

      See where your company ends up.

      The point being made is that when you have to interact over the phone, skype, or what have you, Mumbai is just as close as Cleveland. The same inconenience and obstacles exists regardless of how far you have to call. There's no judgement about the work. It's the pure interaction between coworkers and management.

      You can be the best coder in the world, but it doesn't matter squat if you're not available.

    66. Re:Lie a little by BonThomme · · Score: 2

      Unless you're in India. Or China. Or former Soviet Block. They love it when you work remotely from there.

    67. Re:Lie a little by morgauxo · · Score: 2

      If I were job searching today I MIGHT consider putting that I am married and have a kid. Or.. at least try to mention it at some point.

      At my first full-time programming the boss (and owner) was a real d1ck. He thought we were some sort of silicon valley startup and pretty much expected us all to have no lives outside of work and spend huge hours there making it pretty much impossible to have a life outside of the place. He gave us big talk about how we would all be rich one day but the only one that appeared to be doing that was himself.

      One of my co-workers was married. The boss was always going on about what a dumb thing he thought marriange was. When the guys wife had their first kid the boss was all over what he thought about that.

      It took a couple of years before we finally even got any vacation time. I immediately used that to find a better job. Here everyone is married and most have kids. They are extremely understanding if you need to take a day off for any sort of family issue.

      With a family, stuff will come up. It's a matter of practicality, you need an employer who is understanding about this. Don't get me wrong, if you are desparate enough and can't put food on the table then take what you can get. Until that point though, if letting potential employers know you have a family weeds out a few sh1tty jobs then so much the better!

    68. Re:Lie a little by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But when I send out a perfectly good resume and use the more obvious resources there are still precious few bites for someone requiring to work remotely

      How come nobody has commented on this part? No matter what age you are, requiring that you work remotely is going to make things difficult, no matter your age.

      I think most Slashdoters are missing the point of this Ask Slashdot... It's not a serious question, it's a thinly veiled advertisement of this guy trying to find work. He pretty much lists his entire CV and didn't submit anonymously.

    69. Re:Lie a little by Eskarel · · Score: 1

      They don't really love it from there either, but at least there you're dirt cheap which is a real selling point.

    70. Re:Lie a little by caferace · · Score: 1

      But when I send out a perfectly good resume and use the more obvious resources there are still precious few bites for someone requiring to work remotely

      How come nobody has commented on this part? No matter what age you are, requiring that you work remotely is going to make things difficult, no matter your age.

      When you live in a rather remote part of the world (by choice and necessity) there aren't a lot of options. I get that I may not be paid as well for doing so, and am totally fine with that. But I'm simply not willing to move back to Silicon Valley just to make a living wage.

    71. Re:Lie a little by RavenLrD20k · · Score: 1

      I do not know if that would be faster/better to do 'join' statement over multiple huge data tables compared to nested queries

      Using a joined query instead of nested means that you are hitting the database once per transaction instead of 5, 10, 50 times. The company where I work has an outsourced application that will hit our database first for the top 2000 records, then hit it again and again for each filter that the user applies, one query per filter. In every transaction there's a minimum of two hits on the DB. Multiply this by about 6,000 operations per minute coming in from all around the state, and it's a bandwidth headache. A better way would be if the program hit the database once on boot to ensure the table headings are updated, then have the user set up the filters s/he needs and execute a single joined query.

      why would GET & POST requests be involved in security?

      Although both can be susceptible to an injection attack, it's simply easier using GET over POST. It can be partially explained by xkcd and it's related explanation. Using POST will allow for more parsing in the back end to be able to sanitize the user's input, thereby reducing the chances of a successful injection attack. With GET it's considerably harder to sanitize the URL before it hits the processing script. When working with security, you want to make decisions that increase the difficulty of the attack vector. Just the difference between GET & POST alone isn't enough for security, but it is a good first step in seeing if a candidate understands the difference and can comprehend how the difference can matter from a security standpoint.

    72. Re:Lie a little by wisnoskij · · Score: 2

      All problems that someone will forget about the moment you can hire an entire remote dev team for the cost of a single local worker.

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    73. Re:Lie a little by MoreThanThen · · Score: 1

      It lease I won't by tugged at I grammar nazi an internet forums!!!!

      You're right, it does read better when you substitute a single letter in a word to transform it into a new word.
      Bonus, my spell checker is all giant inflatable tube man happy, giving me high fives/thumbs up.

    74. Re:Lie a little by ebyrob · · Score: 1

      JOIN vs sub-query? I don't know what DB or problem sets you are working with, but if it were MySQL, for instance, MyISAM just seems to run many sub-queries much faster than similar JOIN logic.

      In any case, reducing working sets (when there's not a simple index mapping) can be very important for getting any kind of performance. sub-query shines for that, (perhaps in a JOIN at times) JOIN by itself doesn't.

      Expecting a certain slant on which is better (JOIN vs sub-query) just smacks of personal bias. (unless perhaps they've re-written the same sub-logic 10 times and aren't receiving serious performance gain)

    75. Re:Lie a little by MoreThanThen · · Score: 1

      Thanks, I'll take that as a compliment, I'll do the coding and I throw in some proofreading at no extra charge.
      Now, if only I could find the greater THEN sign on my keyboard... sure it's here somewhere.

    76. Re:Lie a little by Trailer+Trash · · Score: 5, Insightful

      they think they know what they're doing, but when you ask them an SQL question they use a sequence of nested queries without any join statements.

      And what exactly is wrong with that?

      Query optimizer will generally convert a nested query into a join when necessary. And for a non-correlated nested query (and possibly some particularly shaped indexes) nesting is probably a better answer to begin with.

      You speak the truth. Look at it this way:

      select something from table1 where id in (select table1_id from table2 where name ilike '%smith%');

      or

      select table1.something from table1 inner join table2 using table1.id=table2.table1_id where table2.name ilike '%smith%';

      They're equivalent, and if you're using a reasonable rdbms (I use PostgreSQL) they end up being optimized identically. IMHO, the first one is far easier to read and understand, particularly if you start adding even more and more tables and restrictions. Something I've picked up over the last 25 years of paid IT work is that maintainability trumps nearly everything else given the price disparity between hardware and human time. (obviously there are limits to that)

      In my company I maintain tons of code that I've written over the last 15 years. People call me up and expect for me to be able to look at code that I wrote 10 years ago and make changes. How about places where there's actual staff turnover? Writing readable and maintainable code is just better.

    77. Re:Lie a little by qwijibo · · Score: 1

      There's only one use of linked in that I care about from a hiring perspective - are you known by or worked with someone whose judgement I trust? Direct work experience is far more valuable than any interview.

      You can control what information people get from your linked in profile by limiting job history, not posting a pic or one that doesn't make your age obvious, etc. I suspect the older you are, the harder that is to disguise, but employers worth working for aren't going to expect senior level experience and fresh out of college to go hand in hand.

    78. Re:Lie a little by CrudPuppy · · Score: 0

      I smell Gen-Y entitlement...

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    79. Re:Lie a little by CrudPuppy · · Score: 1

      I completely agree. I'm in a SaaS startup for 5 years now. My boss can easily tell when I am not producing work, and I can easily tell when my subordinates are not producing work.

      As for the 1 month thing, that's just silly. If you cannot tell within 1 month if someone is worth keeping, the problem is you.

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    80. Re:Lie a little by k8to · · Score: 1

      Some open plans are awful.
      Some are fine.

      If you hate open plans, then skip them.
      But don't write them off if you don't know that you hate it already.

      --
      -josh
    81. Re:Lie a little by parkinglot777 · · Score: 1

      Understandable. :) I think it all depends on what your database type, size of your database, limit number of requests, time limit for querying, etc. Your case is reasonable to use join statement. I have encountered another case where I need to look for certain condition over 4-5 tables that have 2+mil record on each of them. Join statement will take forever and could easily timeout the request. I cannot change the database structure, so I have to deal with it.

      On the GET & POST answer, I like it. I believe it is a common sense that one would not put any important info on the GET request. When I said 'important', it means something which has potential to be used in an unfavorable way. That's the reason why I do not see that GET & POST should be involved in security. Anyway your answer gives me the understanding of what others are thinking. Thanks.

    82. Re:Lie a little by parkinglot777 · · Score: 1

      More to the point, anyone in an internet security job should know this, because it's a building block to understanding more complex things. The candidate should understand the HTTP protocol thoroughly. If they don't know GET vs POST, they certainly don't know any advanced concepts that the job requires.

      Thanks for your explanation. I thought it is a common sense not to put any type of the info you mentioned in the GET anyway, so I did not understand why you need to involve this GET & POST.

    83. Re:Lie a little by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the employer wants a remote worker, then it doesn't matter much if the worker is the next town over or the other side of the world.

      Oh yeah? Try it and see.

      See where your code ends up.

      See where your confidential data ends up.

      See where your company ends up.

      See who cares. The people who were in charge collected their golden parachutes and bailed before it all went down. Now they're doing it again somewhere else.

    84. Re:Lie a little by RabidReindeer · · Score: 2

      JOIN vs sub-query? I don't know what DB or problem sets you are working with, but if it were MySQL, for instance, MyISAM just seems to run many sub-queries much faster than similar JOIN logic.

      In any case, reducing working sets (when there's not a simple index mapping) can be very important for getting any kind of performance. sub-query shines for that, (perhaps in a JOIN at times) JOIN by itself doesn't.

      Expecting a certain slant on which is better (JOIN vs sub-query) just smacks of personal bias. (unless perhaps they've re-written the same sub-logic 10 times and aren't receiving serious performance gain)

      I don't "know". I measure. That's what EXPLAIN is for. Mileage may vary depending on (database) driver and road conditions. Prematurely optimizing based on assumed behavior is one of the things that separate the cheap help from the gurus.

    85. Re:Lie a little by Megane · · Score: 1

      And by the time the fecal matter hits the rotary impeller, that manager will have already jumped ship to another company.

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    86. Re:Lie a little by Megane · · Score: 1

      Why do you think that Silicon Valley is the only place to go? There are places outside the People's Republic of California with a lot of tech jobs. For instance, Austin, Dallas, and Houston. My current job (of over 3 years so far) I got from a recruiter cold-calling me.

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    87. Re:Lie a little by mark-t · · Score: 1

      An employer can still fairly readily deduce your age from your resume/CV if you have any dates on it describing important things like when and where you got your degrees.

      Of course, you might just put your degree as a suffix on your name at the top of your resume/CV, and not mention where or when you received it at all, although that can very easily be suspect.

    88. Re:Lie a little by BreakBad · · Score: 1

      .....If you have a master's and they want your HS grad date.....

      Thats why I didn't graduate high school until I was 30. Gotta out-smart'm.

    89. Re:Lie a little by ahodgson · · Score: 2

      Paid for by who? Oh right, the people who go to work every day and do their jobs.

    90. Re:Lie a little by Megane · · Score: 1

      Search engines and browser pre-caching may trigger GET requests accidentally, so having a 'delete' action be a GET request, for example, would be bad.

      There's few things more funny than seeing someone's database get wiped out by googlebot following all those nice shiny buttons with "&action=delete" or something similar in their target URL.

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    91. Re:Lie a little by BenEnglishAtHome · · Score: 1

      Back when [unions] still had power though, they served a very good purpose for people in non-union shops - they made employers afraid of them. As a result, it was considered good business practice to treat employees well enough that they didn't want to unionize.

      This.

      A thousand times, this.

    92. Re:Lie a little by khallow · · Score: 0

      There's no contract, social or otherwise that forces you to work for a bad boss. The best solution here is either work somewhere else or get paid a premium for your indulgence.

    93. Re:Lie a little by pla · · Score: 1

      I do understand that some people prefer 'join' statements over nested queries. I do not know if that would be faster/better to do 'join' statement over multiple huge data tables compared to nested queries.

      Subqueries, particularly nested ones, virtually never count as the best way to write a SQL statement. You'll occasionally do an update against one to get around stupid limitations against using aggregates or partitions in an update statement (though in those cases, make damned sure it actually does what you mean it to do), but even that falls into a serious minority.

      Overall, your first pass at just about any query, in the absence of of a specific known reason to do otherwise, should always use joins rather than subqueries. Then you look at the execution plan and pull out the stupid.

      Maybe you'll rephrase part of it as a subquery (but virtually never nested subqueries), maybe a CTE, maybe add an index, maybe even break it into multiple updates on a temp table (you can index a temp table, you can't index a subquery). But all of that assumes you work with some pretty hefty queries - Not the sort of "hello world" you'd ask someone to write in a job interview. If I ask you to come up with a quick and dirty mailing list for each customer that bought more than 10 widgets last year, you'd damned well better have three tables, two nearly-trivial joins, one HAVING clause, and zero subqueries.

    94. Re: Lie a little by Number6.2 · · Score: 1

      wow, that's about everywhere I've interviewed since turning 55 :(

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    95. Re:Lie a little by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My company hires tons of consultants. I would say that 1/4 of our IT workforce is at times consultants. But not one of them works remotely. They need to be onsite, working with consumers, working with their colleagues, otherwise we'll move onto someone who is willing to come in.

      We're seeing it more and more where telecommuting is becoming less and less acceptable for the IT workforce. In particular, we've had news of Yahoo's new policy on telecommuting. There is a tangible benefit to having your IT staff onsite. Especially when you consider the history of people seeing IT people as "stand-offish" and loners and the negative views of IT that it has created.

      An employer is going to weigh the benefits of all of their candidates. And when you're requiring that you work remote, you're competing against a large number of others who are possibly not as skilled as you, but are willing to be onsite. Should a company see benefit in that, which in my experience they frequently do, you've got an uphill battle to win.

    96. Re:Lie a little by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can a remote hardware guy come in and swap a fried piece of hardware? No.

      Can they come in and support updating network wiring? No.

      Can they oversee work being done by onsite contractors? No.

      For many basic tasks, do they need to have someone onsite to be their eyes, ears and hands? Yes.

      And the list could go on and on and on. I would argue any assertion that the job does not require your on-site and on-hands presence. In fact, I can be guaranteed that there will be times when I need to have a second person available for you to direct onsite to get your work completed. Why wouldn't I find someone as good, or maybe not quite as good, who is physically present?

    97. Re:Lie a little by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      Age on a C.V?! Who does that.
      In germany everyone. It is "required" on the "personal info" page. Or in other words: the birth date is "required". Required in quotes as likely no one realy cares if it is missing and ofc. there is no law covering this.

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    98. Re:Lie a little by mlts · · Score: 2

      There is a psychological element too. At the company meetings, if you have Joe there who is decent, but is always there physically, versus Jack that you have to call or invite to a tele-conference, even though the remote person may be more skilled, people will know Joe and trust him, far more than Jack who is just a collection of pixels on a screen and a disembodied voice on a speaker.

    99. Re:Lie a little by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Leaving off a few years of experience isn't a lie. And who cares about your Apple2 experience from the 80's? But consider knocking off a few years off your looks.

      I.e. color your hair a little just enough to hide some of the grey. But not all of it; you don't want to look like a just out of college 20-something.

      Any hair dresser can color your hair but you may be the only guy in the shop. (I like Supercuts and their gray washing/blending).

    100. Re:Lie a little by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Contrary to your belief and the name "optimizer," based on the structure of the nested query, e.g. if you have redundant subqueries, it will very likely create superfluous joins that with any complexity will absolutely trash your performance. It will do better than a stack of table scans (one hopes), but a properly constructed query can outperform a pile of crap blindly thrown at the optimizer by thousands of times depending on how bad the input is. This is entirely why we have tools like "SHOW PLAN" and profiler traces. Often, it takes a great deal of proper analysis to get a single complex query up to snuff. There seems some toxic mentality among "developers" that SQL is simple and beneath studying beyond the sort of crap in question, so seemingly out of sheer contempt, they refuse to even acknowledge one might actually have to know what the hell one is doing to not bring a server to a grinding, screeching halt.

    101. Re:Lie a little by noh8rz10 · · Score: 1

      The best solution is to create a Basic Income guarantee. Then people can choose to innovate on their own on what they really want to be working on, instead of letting some rich guy order them around.

      tell me more! I am curious to learn more information about your ideas.

    102. Re: Lie a little by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I recently received an URL. After using it I was logged in using an account of hers. Question. Did the system use post or get?

    103. Re:Lie a little by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's terrible. With joins, you can see the columns selected, then the path through the tables and columns joined on, then the clauses, etc. With your method, each table joined takes you one level deeper into selects. Regardless of performance, it is almost impossible to read for any real query.

    104. Re:Lie a little by rnturn · · Score: 1

      ``This is one reason that they personnel departments ask for your college graduation date. Calculating age from that is pretty easy.''

      Huh? Any ``personnel'' department that is still asking this -- at least in the U.S. -- doesn't have a clue about age discrimination laws. My response to a question like that would be ``Nice try... I wasn't born yesterday. Expect a call from the EEOC. Have a nice day. I'll show myself out.''

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    105. Re:Lie a little by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 3, Interesting

      That may be true for large businesses, but as a small business owner, I wouldn't even think of trying to hire foreign workers just because I don't feel like dealing with all the taxes and paperwork.

      Huh? As a small business owner, I hire foreign workers so I can avoid dealing with taxes and paperwork. My graphic artist lives in Karachi. My sysadmin, and two programmers are in Shanghai. They do the work, and I pay them (Paypal, QQ Coin, or Bitcoin). No paperwork. No taxes. No health insurance. No legal liability. That is far less hassle than employing an American.

    106. Re:Lie a little by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can already choose whether or not some rich guy orders you around.

    107. Re:Lie a little by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      Oh yeah? Try it and see.

      I have tried it. It worked quite well. You can't just toss your work over the wall, and expect it to be done correctly. You have to understand the culture of the workers. Some cultures are less direct than Americans, and most are far less loyal to their employers. I lived overseas, learned the language and culture, and worked with foreign teams face-to-face. You need to have people that can act as a bridge between your local and foreign workers.

    108. Re:Lie a little by Kjella · · Score: 1

      I don't "know". I measure. That's what EXPLAIN is for. Mileage may vary depending on (database) driver and road conditions. Prematurely optimizing based on assumed behavior is one of the things that separate the cheap help from the gurus.

      And yet EXPLAIN doesn't always help solve the insanity. I had this big query at work, had a "WHERE processingKey = [fixed value]" at end, worked in <1 second. Needed to get results for 8-900 keys, a simple join right? Query plain goes crazy, takes 90 minutes. Subquery? Same shit. Finally I just write a procedure to loop through the keys one by one to an in-memory table and return that, finishes in 2-3 minutes and locks the database much less. Go figure, it's exactly the same job.

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    109. Re:Lie a little by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You being intentionally obtuse by irrationally deciding to not use the same name for the same field. Why give two different names to the same damn thing then wonder why you can't remember field names? Also, by not using standard case for the SQL keywords you're just being a jerk. Also, including the name of the table just be a jerk is even more annoying, and I'll ignore the "using" keyword instead of the "on" that breaks your SQL. Improved:

      SELECT Something
      FROM Table1 INNER JOIN Table2 USING (Table1Id)
      WHERE Table2.Name ILIKE '%smith%';

      Of course the SQL-92 standard keyword USING isn't supported by the Sybase garbage or it's hackish clones (like Microsoft's attempt).

    110. Re:Lie a little by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dead on.
      I hate to detract from the main topic if not only slightly, but as an American citizen born and raised by Nigerian parents, I found heaps more success using my Confirmed name on my resume instead of my real name. Landed me my first job after college. Whenever I job search I stop using my real name, its not fair that I have to go through months of not even a call/email when I was lining up multiple interviews a day as Anthony.

    111. Re:Lie a little by Bloodoflethe · · Score: 1

      It's "Insightful", not "Citeful". If someone had tagged it with Informative and it had no citations, I would feel that there was something missing, but "[a]n Insightful comment makes you think, or puts a new spin on a given story". ( Citation here .)

      I mostly agree with your sentiment in the rest of your comment.

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    112. Re:Lie a little by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And if you used "Where exists" in the first query it would be even better, and definitely not optimized the same, but better.

    113. Re:Lie a little by rnturn · · Score: 1

      ``Why pay for "30 years", when "5 years and can share some of that with others" will do the job?''

      Maybe because often, the wisdom obtained from problems encountered and solved more than five years ago will be missed. Can't remember how many times I've seen people doing things in IT that were considered bad ideas a decade -- or more -- earlier.

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    114. Re:Lie a little by Bloodoflethe · · Score: 1

      You pretty much described my job. I do it all and being available for onsite work does make a big difference. Does that mean I wouldn't use an offsite employee for certain types of work? No. He probably shouldn't expect full time work doing something remotely, unless he's only applying to large companies who can probably find constant work for him.

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    115. Re:Lie a little by Bloodoflethe · · Score: 1

      I can say that skill-wise a month is a good enough indicator. Personality and other non-skill factors may take longer. In all, I agree that a month is all that is necessary for this guy, but several months of keeping tabs on work production on those remote days may be necessary to ensure the guy's a self starter.

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    116. Re:Lie a little by Trailer+Trash · · Score: 1

      I use RoR, so each table has a field named "id" and it's then called "other_table_name_id" in other tables. I prefer it that way, anyway. Good catch on the on/using, by the way :)

    117. Re:Lie a little by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The two -- in fact -- are not equivalent. If table1_id is not unique in table2, then the second statement will return duplicate records from table1 where the second will not. It is exactly because of these overlooked cardinality bugs that I actually prefer the first statement in light of the fact that your result set contains no columns from table2 at all.

      Even if table1_id is unique in table2 at present, this would still guard against a change to that assumption in the future.

    118. Re:Lie a little by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IRC, chat, email, wiki... there's plenty options. It's not that we're clueless suits that need to shake hands and smell each other's armpits all day...

    119. Re:Lie a little by Maudib · · Score: 1

      Oh fuck that. Produce or die. Seriously.

      Plenty of work places with good management, motivated employees and a collaborative environment. If you tax us to support your incompetence, it will be war.

    120. Re:Lie a little by HaZardman27 · · Score: 1

      At my job, we can't even do that. Remote work has to be approved and scheduled in advance, so if you're sick your options are to either come in and contaminate the office or take a day off.

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    121. Re:Lie a little by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem is that nobody expects you to be able to look at code that you wrote 10 years ago. They expect you to look at code that someone else wrote 10 years ago, then someone else changed it 8 years ago, then someone else changed it 6 years ago, then someone else changed it 4 years ago, then someone else changed it 2 years ago and now you have to make sense of the mess. All of these people "knew" they would only need to change that code maybe once or not at all and didn't care to make it maintainable at all.

    122. Re:Lie a little by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "... The trouble is we also get a lot of people who come through who've been in the same shop for 20 years and they think they know what they're doing, but when you ask them an SQL question they use a sequence of nested queries without any join statements. We get sysadmin who don't know how to map a network drive on the command line. We get people who want security jobs who can't answer, "What's the difference between a GET and a POST request?"..."

      But you will get this with 22 year olds as well...so it's not really an issue with older workers, just false confidence in general...

      IMHO....

    123. Re:Lie a little by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      > I use RoR

      Then I apologize for that part of my comment. When in Rome...

    124. Re:Lie a little by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      An outside of Govie work... How does one create 'income guarantee'?

    125. Re:Lie a little by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But when I send out a perfectly good resume and use the more obvious resources there are still precious few bites for someone requiring to work remotely

      How come nobody has commented on this part? No matter what age you are, requiring that you work remotely is going to make things difficult, no matter your age.

      Good catch. If someone dropped me a resume and said they want have to work remotely it would immediately go to the circle file.

    126. Re:Lie a little by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless the definition of 'security job' is far less than what I'm imagining, anyone with any serious security remit would surely be expected to know the low level details of the important protocols, especially something like HTTP. If you don't know the difference between GET and POST, what chance do you have of knowing enough about HTTP to write a snort rules or configure a reverse proxy? Or even read and understand a security advisory. And you'd have not a hope of being able to catch potential security problems in software your organization is developing.

      I'd agree that a specialist security job is something to be wary of, though. Security is about doing useful thing 'x' whilst keeping the risk of harm from the malicious actions of people appropriately low....separating the 'x' from the security is just asking to be on the wrong side of constant conflict.

    127. Re:Lie a little by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...Think that would happen today?

      Actually that does happen now. But you will have to get the attorneys involved.

    128. Re:Lie a little by smpoole7 · · Score: 1

      > Also, why would GET & POST requests be involved in security?

      If you have to ask that question, please don't apply for a job with me.

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    129. Re:Lie a little by sgt_doom · · Score: 1

      Oh wow, a real bunch of database and IT professionals commenting here today, huh? ? ?

      Just kidding, kiddies!

      Obviously, since data mining went critical mass around 2003 or 2004, all anyone requires is either your name and telephone number or your age and zipcode to find everything they require about your background.

      One reads this frequent insipid-type posts every so often here, and wonder, WTF?

      OK, you've never heard of all those foreign replacement workers, a large number brought over from India? You've never heard of Gupta, formerly at McKinsey & Company, or Diana Farrell over at McKinsey Global, who have made big bucks outlining the most efficient ways for American corporations and American-based multinationals to offshore as many jobs as possible? (Read p.139 of The Billionaire's Apprentice for an excellent synopsis of this.)

      You've never picked up a newspaper, or seen any news reports about this the past twenty years or so?

      So that story in the biz section of USA Today back in 2002, where the female IT workers were screaming because they began replacing them with Punjabi H1-Bs (funny how they didn't scream when they had replaced all the American male IT workers there with Punjabi workers on foreign work visas?)?

      What planet did you say you were from?

    130. Re:Lie a little by mikael · · Score: 1

      Some British employers only want people who had grades A all the way through primary school to university. I remember a company call Data Connection who were like that. Other employers will still look at your undergraduate degree from 30 years ago.

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    131. Re:Lie a little by RabidReindeer · · Score: 1

      Sounds like "testing in production". That's one way to measure, of course. We've all had to use brute force and/or bang on random parts to get the job done.

      You didn't actually mention if you'd run an EXPLAIN against it. You can often run an EXPLAIN faster than the actual query will run, although that's not something I'd "know", if you know what I mean. One of the most useful things you can get out of it is whether or not you need to adjust your indexes.

    132. Re:Lie a little by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      That may be true for large businesses, but as a small business owner, I wouldn't even think of trying to hire foreign workers just because I don't feel like dealing with all the taxes and paperwork.

      Huh? As a small business owner, I hire foreign workers so I can avoid dealing with taxes and paperwork. My graphic artist lives in Karachi. My sysadmin, and two programmers are in Shanghai. They do the work, and I pay them (Paypal, QQ Coin, or Bitcoin). No paperwork. No taxes. No health insurance. No legal liability. That is far less hassle than employing an American.

      ShanghaiBill, small business owner, job creator. Just not for Americans or those with American style rights.

    133. Re:Lie a little by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This thread exemplifies what's wrong with the workplace: one poster advises people to lie to get a job, another asserts that groupthink trumps the advantages of telecommuting.

      It seems that most workplaces are toxic environments, rife with moral hazards and perverse incentives. The goal is not to innovate, but to fit in, and please a greedy little Napoleon boss.

      The best solution is to create a Basic Income guarantee. Then people can choose to innovate on their own on what they really want to be working on, instead of letting some rich guy order them around.

      "Then people can choose to innovate on their own on what they really want to be working on, instead of letting some rich guy order them around."

      Now maybe the "Little Napoleon ... rich guy" is himself an innovator who made it with no "Income guarantee" ?

    134. Re:Lie a little by sjames · · Score: 1

      It could make a huge difference. There are advantages to an employee being from the same culture when it's tim to conference call with the team. From a more practical point, it can help if he's under the same legal system.

      There are well qualified Indian programmers out there. However, they get assigned to the 'A team' that sells you on the outsourcing. While the ink is drying on the contract, they get moved to the next new prospect and you get the 'B team' consisting of anyone who was able to turn the computer on in less than 5 tries.

    135. Re:Lie a little by ebno-10db · · Score: 1

      Which even from the employer's POV is idiotic. You'll wind up with drones whose greatest virtue is that they were always good drones. Try looking for talent instead. A friend of mine dropped out of HS when he got his girlfriend pregnant, moved to an Indian reservation for a number of years, then wound up going to Harvard law. Oh, but he didn't learn to conjugate French verbs in the 12th grade. Who'd want somebody like that?

      P.S. Any chance it has anything to do with the remnants of the British class system? Are they concerned that you attended a primary school that indicates your exalted rank in the class system?

    136. Re:Lie a little by sjames · · Score: 1

      If there was actually a shortage of tech workers, employers would find a way to make remote work happen. Same deal if they were really feeling an economic pinch. Surely they would like workers with a low cost of living out in the boonies who can live well on what would be poverty wages in SF.

    137. Re:Lie a little by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah you'll be grammar tolerant AND jobless!

      A double threat guy!

    138. Re:Lie a little by Binary+Ninja · · Score: 1

      Which is just another way of saying that the onsite guy will get assigned more of the shit work. One more incentive to stop being the onsite guy.

    139. Re:Lie a little by gagol · · Score: 1

      I know it is discrimination, but after recruiting/training three (3!!!) women in a row than went to leave for children in a row, we decided to split the job evenly between existing dedicated team members. Overtime is cheap compared to benefits to an employee you just trained and is not productive yet. Small company here, but we've been burned.

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    140. Re:Lie a little by gagol · · Score: 1

      Controlling the website VIA get requests allows attack via third parties bot crawlers, sorry, you do not qualify for the job.

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    141. Re:Lie a little by gagol · · Score: 1

      Security Team should monitor the application/servers/service and also have time allocated to brief the team on best practices Security is not a product or a feature, it is a process and it involves everybody from the janitor to the CEO... The CEO part is the most difficult to get to comply.

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    142. Re:Lie a little by Bacon+Bits · · Score: 1

      Query optimizers don't maintain code. Joins are easier to read, easier to modify, and easier to reuse than subqueries. Why? Joins separate relational mapping information from selection criteria. Subqueries jumble everything together and take hours to decode anything more complex than "select * from table where field = 'value'". Nevermind that subqueries don't scale to really complicated joins. If you don't get used to joining with the join statement, you don't know how to pull the data you want when you need it.

      I don't even want to think about what this would look like using subqueries:

      SELECT s.email "E-Mail",
              rtrim(s.last_name) + ', ' + rtrim(s.first_name) + ' ' + rtrim(coalesce(s.middle_name,'')) "Staff Name",
              ms.building "Building",
              mss.start_period "Period",
              rtrim(ms.course) + '-' + cast(ms.course_section as varchar) "Course",
              ms.description "Description",
              rtrim(c.code) + ' - ' + rtrim(c.description) "Category"
      FROM mr_gb_asmt a
      inner join mrtb_gb_category c
              on a.district = c.district
              and a.category = c.code
      inner join schd_ms_session mss
              on a.district = mss.district
              and a.section_key = mss.section_key
              and a.course_session = mss.course_session
      inner join schd_ms_mp msmp
              on mss.district = msmp.district
              and mss.section_key = msmp.section_key
              and mss.course_session = msmp.course_session
      inner join schd_ms ms
              on mss.district = ms.district
              and mss.section_key = ms.section_key
      inner join reg_staff s
              on mss.district = s.district
              and mss.primary_staff_id = s.staff_id
      inner join reg_mp_dates mpd
              on ms.district = mpd.district
              and ms.building = mpd.building
              and ms.school_year = mpd.school_year
              and ms.track = mpd.track
              and msmp.marking_period = mpd.marking_period
              and a.due_date between mpd.start_date and mpd.end_date
      WHERE ms.district = @district
              and ms.school_year = @school_year
              and msmp.marking_period = @marking_period
              and a.extra_credit in ('A','T')

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    143. Re:Lie a little by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why hire this guy, when you can get someone to work remotely from India or Russia for much less?

    144. Re:Lie a little by Kjella · · Score: 1

      Of course I did and it didn't give any hint that it had problems, for some reason it just ignored the indexes it'd use for a single key and went for a different query plan. As for testing, it's not really tested until it's done on production volume. We just had a proof of concept made by someone and it did what it was supposed to do - show that the general principle worked, but the current implementation would never work except on a small test database. Having it work right is a good start but if it doesn't also work fast it's no good for us.

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    145. Re:Lie a little by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh man! Watch out guys! We got an Internet Tough Guy over here!

    146. Re:Lie a little by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      ShanghaiBill, small business owner, job creator. Just not for Americans or those with American style rights.

      I am an adult. My employees are adults. So I hire people in countries that don't expect employees to act like children, and don't expect their employers to be their mommy. Unfortunately, that isn't America.

    147. Re:Lie a little by sjames · · Score: 1

      Lemmee guess, you're going to have a turkey sandwich and some mad dog in a solo cup tomorrow.

    148. Re:Lie a little by Parafilmus · · Score: 1

      Age on a C.V?! Who does that. No one.

      That's true in America. But in much of the world (including most of Europe), a CV is expected to include one's age, marital status, and number of children.

      A European employer may also expect to receive a photograph, from which the applicant's race, weight, and physical attractiveness can be judged.

      More information here: http://jobsearch.about.com/od/cvadvice/qt/cveurope.htm

    149. Re:Lie a little by JamieIanMacgregor · · Score: 1

      this is not a good move if you're going to be background screened for your position which more and more companies are doing nowadays. one lie on your CV will destroy your credibility with all companies who background screen their potential employees. you'll be fine if you want to work for a criminal organisation though, go ahead and lie your ass off.

    150. Re:Lie a little by TsuruchiBrian · · Score: 1

      You think hiring an American remote worker is any better? Try it and see.

      See where your code ends up.

      See where your confidential data ends up.

      See where your company ends up.

    151. Re:Lie a little by TsuruchiBrian · · Score: 0

      All you need to do is start your own company and hire all the overqualified/underemployed old people, and you'll be a force to be reckoned with. You could probably conquer google with all their young programmers with less experience. Make the discrimination work for you. This is America.

    152. Re:Lie a little by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are both correct - because SQL as a syntax is ridiculously far removed from the operations it specifies. That's why both of those operations are equivalent. Ask a non-DB programmer how he would implement both of those queries, given a basic understanding of what they mean to achieve.

      Meanwhile in the real world, SQL sucks arse because it encourages syntax like the above. The interpreter has to optimise both of the queries shown in order to actually perform them in a timely manner, otherwise both operations actually involve taking e.g. two 1000 row tables and convolving them into (potentially) 1 million rows, then scanning them for matches.

    153. Re:Lie a little by Falconhell · · Score: 1

      So I hire people in countries that don't expect employees to be paid a decent wage.
      FTFY

    154. Re:Lie a little by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 1

      I believe that the age discrimination you are referring to is described at http://www.law.cornell.edu/cfr/text/29/1625.5, and the actual code for federal employees is at http://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/29/631. There is nothing in it that prohibits asking for date of graduation. Asking for it without need may cause "scrutiny", but the simple claim that "we verify academic credentials as a matter of course" works very well to cover that, and I've not heard of any company being scrutinized for asking in the last 10 years.

      I've certainly met managers and hiring personnel in the last 10 years who discriminate on illegal bases. It's extremely difficult to prosecute, and such discrimination is actually _taught_ in legal seminars how to avoid prosecution for such discrimination. The most outstanding example was the "how to hire H1B applicants only" presentation at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCbFEgFajGU&list=PL126DD55E0E6CD89B.

    155. Re:Lie a little by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But you want your US cleints to pay your bills. How about them avoiding using your services? If people ask you were are your employees located and if you say they live outside USA, why should they pay high price to you. The Wallmart cheap shit syndrome catches on. Be careful, all the stuff you buy may come from China with their lead, mercury and other poisons inlcuded in the product. Why don't you go and live there to avoid paying any thing and live like them.This country is based on laws and safeguards and only politicians are able to avoid it because you are too lazy to go and vote for the right person. So, the problem is not taxes and paper work, but allowing you to live here.

    156. Re:Lie a little by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > so if you're sick your options are to either come in and contaminate the office or take a day off.

      I'm going with option B. Make the bastards suffer with you.

    157. Re:Lie a little by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      MyISAM is optimized like MongoDB is webscale. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2F-DItXtZs)

      If you don't care about the integrity of your data, fine. Otherwise, learn a better tool.

    158. Re:Lie a little by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Department of Redundancy Department

    159. Re:Lie a little by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No,no. It is important to put your age on your resume - exaggerate if you can.

      The whole point here is to get laid off so that they can being in some more H1-B workers to fill you job. And the nice thing is that they have to bring in two or three to get the same level of productivity. But then the issue is not one of cost saving, but changing voter patterns.

    160. Re: Lie a little by lsatenstein · · Score: 1

      Don't lie. Just don't disclose your work from beyond 10 years, except as 1 line entries as.... Other skills

      I am working 3 days/week @ age 73.

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      Leslie Satenstein Montreal Quebec Canada
    161. Re:Lie a little by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More like the rich who are currently hoarding most of the wealth generated by those who go to work each day and do their jobs.

    162. Re:Lie a little by krups+gusto · · Score: 1

      the problem is more than one nested queries. databases start behaving differently as to whether the sql is valid or not. Also, some databases aren't as awesome as postgres in fixing shitty sql.

    163. Re:Lie a little by stoatwblr · · Score: 1

      As a Gen-Xer, I take issue with that. GenY types have good reason to be resentful. I am because I realised back in the 1980s that i'd be lucky to be able to retire before age 75. They'll have it even worse than me.

      The babyboomers (1946-1960) had everything handed to them on a plate, oncluding law changes which made the previous minimum retirement age, mandatory in a lot of cases, in order to create employment for younger people;

      They squandered what they were given, on the impossible promise of retirement benefits any fool could see by the mid 1970s weere NOT economically feasible, and now they're seeking to pull up the ladder behind them so that younger people can't compete.

      I've got news for you. When income tax for basic wage/salary burger flippers hits 60% simply to fund retirees, (it will, and soon), there will be a trainwreck.

      Back to the subject at hand:

      If you're 50 and you want to work, fine. I'd hire you if you're capable, same as I'd hire you if you're 20 and you're capable, but if you want to do remote stuff you're cutting down your horizons dramatically. It was hard enough a decade ago when I was doing it and despite all the hype, telecommuting is not a particularly productive work method except in a few linmited cases.

      Go where the work is. Don't expect the work to come to you. If you can do some remote stuff that's nice but it's not a viable business model unless you're a well organised, well motivated hotshot who can handle the stress - and don't expect to get preferential pay rates when you're competing with 25year olds who are quite happy to put in long hours at shitty pay in the hope of getting decent experience for later on. Play to your strengths. Remote working is not one of them unless you happen to be Yoda.

      As one guy said, there are a bunch of people who have decades for experience in "something" - but that doesn't make them flexible or employable unless they're willing to retrain - and these days that's "On your own dime"

    164. Re: Lie a little by mikael · · Score: 1

      Not so much the class system but more a problem of trying to filter out the applications from various colleges that have set up above take-aways - "The New Delhi school of International English -learn english while you work". Then you get a whole level of requirements like "must be from a red brick university" or "must be from a Russell group university". Other times your Honours degree (advanced final year) must be a 2:1 or 1st. Even then many employers just want the brightest entry level graduate to be the team leader or project manager.

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    165. Re:Lie a little by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      You'd lose that case. Knowing when a degree was granted could have any number of legitimate uses, so for you to presume an illegal one and push the issue with no other evidence will get you a loss, and pay defendant's fees. Have fun with that.

    166. Re:Lie a little by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      You are securing a website. A GET requests a page. There are few risks to that (mainly around poorly secured admissions letters where URL-re-writes can reveal letters not intended to be public). A POST is generally a data submission. There are more risks, and generally different varieties. SQL injection, among others. Knowing what they are is a requirement in securing them.

    167. Re:Lie a little by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      What I see is that old people generally lack flexibility. Why solve something in a new and better way, if you heard of some guy back in the '60s solving it by doing XXX and YYY?

    168. Re: Lie a little by kbx911 · · Score: 0

      Cguck the cv, compete on topcoder.com topcoder.net

    169. Re: Lie a little by kbx911 · · Score: 0

      Google "topcoder" go compete with ur best, if ur the best u get paid

    170. Re:Lie a little by rhalstead · · Score: 1

      I hired in at age 50 and quicky worked up to project management at the corporate level where I stayed untill I retired. I could have gone back in to the same job at the same desk the next day as a contract worker for nearly 50% more, but no bennies. They had a few chemists in that situation who were in their late 70s. As long as I could continue to make them happy, I believe I could have stayed. Thing is, I retired to go play. I did my time, enjoyed it, had a great run, and now I'm ready to play. Project management was a change because you no longer worked with the details, but had to look at the entire project in a holistic approach. You assigned teams to take care of the details. Course your survival depeded on getting people who did know the details, but you still need to know what's going on. It's no longer the same place to work, but if it's to their advantage to keep you, they will regardless of age.

    171. Re:Lie a little by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      Getting old with a clean track record means, loyalty, honesty and integrity. Reality, best spot for older tech guru's high end tech support for senior executives. Think computer tech chauffeur, advisor, assistant and security expert. Top paying to ensure and maintain privacy, most likely corporate positions to secure and assist a number of senior executives and directors at the same time. The NSA and their douche baggery has totally proven the need for upper management to ensure they have on hand a technical and security assistant, to secure their private and corporate information. A newer position that skilled older tech heads will define and promote themselves.

      Seriously it makes no sense for a top executive to be out of operation because of technical difficulties, basically thousands of dollar an hour being wasted, while waiting for from the basement tech support of unknown loyalty. An on hand computer geek can seriously expand the capabilities of an executive by extending and promoting that executives interaction with the reams of digital data that executive needs to relate to, also ensuring in today's privacy invasive age, that executives privacy is being digitally enhanced. Can't do it with a young person, they simply have not proven their trust, loyalty and integrity over the decades that are required to substantiate and prove it's worth.

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    172. Re:Lie a little by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      P.S. and yes according to today's modern corporate psychopath executive, that would make you a tech support minion, mwha ha ha http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvxqnQmahTA.

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    173. Re:Lie a little by Seumas · · Score: 1

      Interesting, because I've been telecommuting my entire professional career, across three well-known corporations (two of which had between tens of thousands and over a hundred thousand) employees. I've also regularly fielded job offers from everything from start-ups, to companies on the verge of going IPO, to established industry biggies -- all happy to offer telecommuting opportunities and having an entire infrastructure to facilitate such work. Even my manager and many of my past managers over the last 15-20 years telecommute.

      What benefit, for example, is there in having people show up to an office in a corporate campus, when that individual's colleagues are very likely spread across several other campuses across the country (or the world)? Great, you're in the office! Unfortunately, you're 800 miles away from your nearest teammate and 3,000 miles away from your manager.

      Requiring employees to work locally will seriously curtail the number of qualified and motivated employees who can more than fulfill the demands of your position but are simply limited by having already established roots in a community and aren't able to buy and sell homes every five years and transplant their wife and kids just so that an upper manager at some point can feel secure in the knowledge that they can walk down the hall and see someone hunched over their desk.

      There are some companies or positions where this may not fit - that's hardly worth establishing the claim that "telecommuting is going away!" from.

    174. Re:Lie a little by Seumas · · Score: 1

      There's nothing "common sense" about "going to work" for work that requires no physical proximity to anything or anyone. You're confusing tradition with sense.

      I don't understand your reference to the bleeding edge, however. What is the bleeding edge and who is putting themselves out there? Are you talking about telecommuting? People have been doing that for decades, you realize . . . ?

    175. Re:Lie a little by Seumas · · Score: 1

      The boss at the top of my company is an eccentric billionaire. I'm fine with being ordered around by "some rich guy" as he is paying my salary and offering me the opportunity to pursue my interests in this industry. He not only pays my salary, but sees to my health insurance, gives me holidays that are not obligated, and allows me the flexibility to work in whatever manner seems most intelligent and beneficial. I don't believe he had anyone paying his way through life or guaranteeing him a basic anything when he began this company decades ago through his own innovation.

      Granted, he is about half a dozen managers above me. Maybe more. But he is ultimately responsible for this all existing and as frustrating as life can be "working for the man" and not feeling that you have the freedom to "pursue interests and innovate", I'd much rather provide him a service that he is happy to remunerate than toil at a potential pipe-dream (or sit around doing screw-all) and collecting some "basic guaranteed income" provided by my fellow man.

      Not to mention, you and I and everyone else are always free to pursue our interests and innovate under the same circumstances all the other great innovators and successes have -- meaning that you can put your blood and sweat and tears into a thing on top of working full time and trying to care for your needs and your family and being exhausted and potentially risking everything to follow your ambitions. I don't see why *I* or anyone else should have some special exception from this or be paid to sit around day-dreaming. In fact, I would assert that such a setup would breed more laziness and stagnation and contentment than motivate innovations.

    176. Re:Lie a little by Seumas · · Score: 1

      I'm skeptical of anything where you have to "retrain".

      Most of us, here, are knowledge workers and much of what we do or know is applicable across the board. There may occasionally be a need to acquire additional knowledge and experience in certain things, but we are not guys on an assembly line who put widgets on gadgets and suddenly need to be employable by going out and learning how to repair refrigerators, instead.

      I also take issue with your assertions of remote workers and remote working. Other than personal biases held by some, there is really little benefit to caring about physical proximity for a great swath of careers in the tech industry. Especially in a world where your company is increasingly split up across large geographies. When your team is broken up into 20 people in five buildings over three states, what is the point of maintaining an office and demanding that they commute to it daily, other than some stodgy old-fashioned mindset?

      It's also amusing that you talk about a mindset on flexibility and then completely dismiss a simple thing that facilities a great deal of flexibility.

    177. Re:Lie a little by Seumas · · Score: 1

      They have consistently (and falsely, according to many reports) claimed a shortage of tech workers and they have eagerly embraced remote workers. They just want them to be working remotely from geographies where they can take advantage of economic disparities that allow them to pay fractions.

      I have to tell you, there is very little chance that I would still be working for any of the companies that have made up my career, if I had to remain in the Bay Area to do so, where a six figure salary really just sort of let's you "get by". The thing that has ensured my ability to remain a loyal employee with a strong work ethic for so many years is the ease with which my company provides for telecommuting.

    178. Re:Lie a little by Seumas · · Score: 1

      You are partially right. The two big names were two of the companies that were most vocal about telecommuting, so when they change their mind for reasons more related to their own particular problems than remote working, itself, they also gather much of the news cycle and the sky is reportedly falling down.

      Meanwhile, much of the industry (and other industries) continue to have telecommuting opportunities and many companies have established systems for facilitating telecommuting and have a large chunk of their employees doing just that, without making a big deal about it in the press. I currently work for one of the largest tech companies on the planet and telecommuting is thriving as is support of it by the company. It was the same at the prior company, too. And the one before that. In my day-to-day, I also get to deal with a ton of other people in the industry (many various roles) and quite a lot of them also telecommute for their companies.

      I don't know who it is that keeps trying to push their "telecommuting oh noes!' agenda and trying to convince people that it is dying or a failure or hard to come by, but it is essentially bullshit.

    179. Re: Lie a little by somersault · · Score: 1

      Topcoder is maybe worthwhile in the short term if you're unemployed, but it's not an ideal solution.

      Side note: even if you're on a phone, when you're posting such a short comment to Slashdot, you should make some effort to type like an adult.

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      which is totally what she said
    180. Re:Lie a little by Bengie · · Score: 1

      I still have ads enabled for sites that I like, and I recently saw one for a datacenter looking for a programmer with quite some experience, and a fast reliable Internet connection to telecommute for a full time position.

    181. Re:Lie a little by Bengie · · Score: 1

      I think a lot of people think of "telecommuting" as just SSHing in and doing work, then bouncing around emails or voice communications. With better Internet connections, HD video communications will help with the situation. A good investment for telecommuting, I would think, would be a strong upload connection, a high quality camera, and a good microphone. There is a psychological element to it.

    182. Re:Lie a little by Bengie · · Score: 1

      And if it doesn't now you not only have a worse query plan, but you also have a temp table to store that sub-query. Good job being a bad programmer. Don't write a sub-query unless you actually want a sub-query. MS added "WITH" for just this reason. If you want to just clean up your code, use WITH and not a sub-query.

      While most of your experience may have been the sub-query getting optimized out, most of my experience of slow SQL has been sub-queries NOT getting optimized out. Even worse, most people in my experience who use sub-queries also tend to accidentally create a correlated query.

      Not to mention that the query plan can change depending on table meta-data. The query plan is less likely to get done incorrectly if you just used an inner-join where you meant an inner-join.

    183. Re:Lie a little by 0xG · · Score: 1

      The best solution is to create a Basic Income guarantee. Then people can choose to innovate on their own on what they really want to be working on, instead of letting some rich guy order them around.

      The best solution is to create a Basic Income guarantee. Then people can choose to sleep in on their own and dream about what they really want to be working on, instead of actually becoming some rich guy and ordering others around.
      FTFY

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    184. Re:Lie a little by tigersha · · Score: 1

      Not only is it easier to read, it is also much more composable. It is MUCH easier to compose multiple conditions with a

      (x in (select id from ...) and (y in (select id from ...) sort of thin than to build a query from a join. This is especially useful if you have some GUI with a query facility where users sometimes build their own queries.

      Composability and the ability to plug together components is a very important part of maintainability in software.

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    185. Re:Lie a little by stoatwblr · · Score: 2

      You can be as skeptocal as you like of "retraining", but the guy with 40 years VMS experience isn't a heck of a ot of use in a Unix shop until he has.

      As for Flexibility: Remote working is simply another tool (and one which usually results in people working stupidly long hours), but if you're not close enough to actually put boots on the ground if needed, then you've thrown out a large chunk of necessary flexibility.

      I say that as someone who HAS worked remotely. There have been a number of times in my experience where being able to be onsite for even an hour has saved WEEKS of dealing with problems remotely. That might not be the case in an ideal world but the race to pay as little as possible often results in situation where the people onsite are NOT COMPETENT to perform basic maintenance or be aware of the ramifications of such things as incoming power cleanliness, hardware specifications, need to maintain UPS batteries, etc etc (And will happily lie when queried).

      Even such things as network wiring security and standards will, if not maintained to a high standard, trip you up remotely - I've encountered issues which turned out to be badly plugged RJ45s and cabling so badly waterfalled that peple were unplugging cables with no idea what was o nthe other end. Tha's not going into the issues of non-documented switches failing and being replaced with noone being aware of the VLAN structure on the old one - stuff that perhaps a contract programmer might not see, but which can end up being critical to his reputation (It's easiest to blame the guy who's not there, etc)

    186. Re:Lie a little by j_l_larson · · Score: 1

      Any job that can be done from home can be outsourced.

    187. Re:Lie a little by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At a minimum, remove dates from your degrees & any job on your resume that more than 10 years old.

    188. Re:Lie a little by MooseMiester · · Score: 1

      Where have you been? The demand for developers in places like Eastern Europe is intense, and the rates have gone up as a result. The ratio these days is closer to 2 to 1 - Two remote workers = 1 American.

      Sure, you can get completely unqualified people who took a crash course in programming for $12/$14 an hour... But a qualified developer with 5 years experience, a college degree, and English skills is much more expensive.

      In many countries there is much less turnover than there is here, and a better work ethic as well. You may not like Globalization, but you're not going to stop it. Learn to manage offshore teams and you'll never want for a development job.

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    189. Re:Lie a little by Pherdnut · · Score: 1

      People don't like to write. You telecommuting requires more writing. And how are middle-managers supposed to feel important if they aren't filling those conference rooms to capacity at all times?

    190. Re:Lie a little by Pherdnut · · Score: 1

      If you want to save a few bucks, save a few bucks. But don't pretend it's because you're the victim. That's not very adult at all.

    191. Re:Lie a little by Pherdnut · · Score: 1

      The guy worked at Apple in the '80s. Why on Earth would you want to leave that out? That has to impress more people than would be turned off by him being 50.

  2. Your not alone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Myself and my wife are in the same boat, and I know at least 2 others who are.

    I've also found those I know who HAVE been successful in securing a position, generally get the raw end of the stick, they get pushed into corners and treat like robots that are there just to do the stuff no one else wants, so even when they do get in their skill set is largely ignored.

    1. Re:Your not alone by Seumas · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I don't understand how this happens. Are these people not social? Are they not assertive? Do they not push back? I'm a few years away from 40, so I don't think I qualify for that range just yet, but the people I work with who are a good deal older than me are aggressive in voicing their disagreements, pointing out where things are fucked, not accepting shitty practices, and pushing for things to be corrected. They don't sit quietly by while products, processes, or themselves are screwed. Where the younger guys may be timid, the more seasoned among them will firmly tell you your shit is fucked and encourage you (and help, if needed) to unfuck it.

    2. Re:Your not alone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are plenty of companies who value experience. Young people might have tons of energy, but little experience. In other words, big muscles and little brain.

      But of course everybody needs to be aware of politics. Sometimes it is time to shut up. But older guys should be experienced in this kind of "social" stuff.

    3. Re:Your not alone by ebno-10db · · Score: 1

      There are plenty of companies who value experience.

      There are. Thankfully my current employer seems to be one of them. I'm in my 50's and got hired a few years ago. It may not hurt that my boss, and the only guy who really counted in hiring me, is the same age as me. There are quite a few older people there though (and plenty of younger ones), so I doubt that's all of it. I also know people a bit older than me who got hired there in recent years.

      The fact that some companies are like that though doesn't mean that there isn't plenty of age discrimination.

    4. Re:Your not alone by RabidReindeer · · Score: 2

      I don't understand how this happens. Are these people not social?

      Well, if they're programmers...

  3. 30 years? by Max+Threshold · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    You've been in the biz thirty years and you're not retired retired? C'mon. I've been at it for one year, at two-thirds the average starting pay, and I'm looking at becoming an artist/gardener/eccentric recluse in three or four years. (Granted, I live in a $34,000 home in one of the lowest cost-of-living cities in the US... but that's all part of the plan.)

    1. Re:30 years? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      children?

    2. Re:30 years? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You've been in the biz thirty years and you're not retired retired? C'mon. I've been at it for one year, at two-thirds the average starting pay, and I'm looking at becoming an artist/gardener/eccentric recluse in three or four years. (Granted, I live in a $34,000 home in one of the lowest cost-of-living cities in the US... but that's all part of the plan.)

      I see.

      I take it...no wait, this is Slashdot. I automatically assume all those usual expenses that befall other men that stem from having a girlfriend or wife you are devoid of.

      In case you hadn't noticed, women are the most expensive thing on the planet.

    3. Re:30 years? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In case you hadn't noticed, women are the most expensive thing on the planet.

      Sometimes, supply and demand is quite literally a bitch.

    4. Re:30 years? by Chrisq · · Score: 1

      In case you hadn't noticed, women are the most expensive thing on the planet.

      Sometimes, supply and demand is quite literally a bitch.

      Quite literally? ..... But bestiality is illegal in many countries.

    5. Re:30 years? by Seumas · · Score: 1

      Of course, that comes with the need for working remotely, doesn't it? Those ridiculously low-priced homes in low-cost areas are generally so, because there's not much of a job market, there. People always ask why I've lived in such expensive cities my whole life (San Francisco, Portland, Denver) and the answer is "because that is where the high tech jobs are most abundantly found". I would love to have moved into the middle of fucking-nowhere Kansas where my significant other once bought a gorgeous home for under $100k, but then I'd be subjected to the limitations of that job market, too. (Even though I've telecommuted nearly my whole life, businesses are often constrained by the states they do work in as to where they can employ people -- unless you are truly contracting yourself out).

      That's also why working remotely should be seen as an attractive benefit, by employers. The same way health insurance and other things are. I have turned down significantly better paying gigs over the last decade, simply because an extra $20k or so does not compensate for the need to own a car, spend hours every day in it, deal with water-cooler bullshit, and exist under flickering fluorescent lights in a crowded office.

    6. Re:30 years? by serviscope_minor · · Score: 4, Insightful

      In case you hadn't noticed, women are the most expensive thing on the planet.

      Who the fuck modded this shit insightful. My SO earns more than I do, so the net cost is negative. Try treating women as fellow people rather than whatever weirdass thing you've made them up to be in your mind.

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    7. Re:30 years? by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 1

      And working on projects that help people, or let you have a real life as well as program, or medical issues that limit your mobility. That can also be a reason for telecommuting. And one disastrous marriage or start-up company can take a 10 year bite out of your career path without difficulty. Also, expertise can be seriously obsoleted: how many "DOS" or "BeOS" or "Lotus Notes" experts have watched their expertise obsoleted?

    8. Re:30 years? by dkleinsc · · Score: 4, Informative

      Thank you, whoever you are. Your response reminds me of a classic definition of feminism being the radical notion that women are people.

      Typically, when you get into a good committed relationship between capable people, then each helps support the other when they need it. Man or woman doesn't matter when the chips are down, love and committment do.

      Children, on the other hand, are way more expensive than a lot of would-be parents give them credit for. To age 18, it's about $400K. If you're helping with college expenses, tack on another $200K. The little rascals are also the greatest diminisher of marital happiness, according to serious studies on the subject. I'm sure being a parent is a wonderful experience (that I've never had), but be careful out there and don't end up a parent by accident.

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    9. Re:30 years? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Women produce children.

    10. Re: 30 years? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your pay must suck, Starbucks "barista"

    11. Re:30 years? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you, whoever you are. Your response reminds me of a classic definition of feminism being the radical notion that women are people.

      Yeah, and now the definition of feminism is they want all the perks of being a man without the responsibility.

      See: maternity leave, men in combat arms roles, lack of registration for the draft, diminished physical standards on anything in which they have to compete with men to 'level the field', etc.

    12. Re:30 years? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who the fuck modded this shit insightful. My SO earns more than I do, so the net cost is negative. Try treating women as fellow people rather than whatever weirdass thing you've made them up to be in your mind.

      Someone broke this guys sense of humor.

    13. Re: 30 years? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Children [X] -- I've two special needs kids that cost a fortune. Retirement?!? -- when I crap the office chair!

    14. Re:30 years? by InsightfulPlusTwo · · Score: 1

      In case you hadn't noticed, women are the most expensive thing on the planet.

      Who the fuck modded this shit insightful. My SO earns more than I do, so the net cost is negative. Try treating women as fellow people rather than whatever weirdass thing you've made them up to be in your mind.

      Your SO sounds prime. I'd like to open up the bidding for her at 75K. Assuming she's still in reasonably good condition, of course.

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    15. Re:30 years? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Children, on the other hand, are way more expensive than a lot of would-be parents give them credit for. To age 18, it's about $400K.

      You sound insightful, but your numbers are crap. You would have to spoil your kids rotten, or be very rich to spend so much on a kid. Have some data.

    16. Re:30 years? by ILongForDarkness · · Score: 4, Interesting

      How exactly is a women going to have a baby and keep working? At least in my country there are some things I don't agree with like guaranteed seniority protection and accumulating vacation days while on maternity leave (so generally they take a year off then "come back" to 3-5 weeks of vacation). The seniority side of things: works well for low skilled jobs, putting cookies in a box it doesn't much matter after a few months what your experience is so in unionized jobs might make sense. But for skilled positions? I'm sorry a 30yr old women that has taken 2-3 years extra off in her career to have kids is not equal to a 30yr old guy that didn't all else being equal. She isn't equally deserving of a raise, promotion etc since she had less contribution to the success.

      But for the military side of things: I've seen it in practice having been part of the army for a while. Women had smaller ruck sacks, fewer pushups, and sit ups required to get in etc. But you know what? The women that made it through basic kicked ass. My basic company had only about 5 women. 2 failed out due to injuries. Of the top 10 generally and specifically in shooting 2/3 of the women were in that group. A theory I've heard is women are more likely to listen to shooting instruction where as guys are either coming in already with bad practices from hunting or whatever or just wing it with bad form because we have the upper body strength to get away with a poorly handled machine gun (at least for a 5 round burst after which Rambos are all screwed). Also smaller ruck sack entrance requirements: after in basic they had to do everything to the same level, ruck sack size is fine because generally their clothes were smaller so everything still fit in the bag. The 60mm mortar doesn't get any lighter because a women is carrying it so the humped just as much weight as the men other than maybe 5lbs less that their clothes weighed.

    17. Re:30 years? by Curunir_wolf · · Score: 1

      Children, on the other hand, are way more expensive than a lot of would-be parents give them credit for. To age 18, it's about $400K.

      You sound insightful, but your numbers are crap. You would have to spoil your kids rotten, or be very rich to spend so much on a kid. Have some data.

      Those figures are a load of bullshit. I see they come from the US government's HHS department, so they are probably politically influenced to maintain support for higher middle class taxation and lower costs for welfare and social services. You just try feeding a teenage boy on less than $1,000 a year. That's a lot of mac and cheese. And of course, using the HHS figures, your kids are wearing used clothes, have no extracurricular activities, get a trip to the local library for Christmas, etc., etc. That's not "raising" a child - it's just keeping them alive.

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    18. Re:30 years? by dkleinsc · · Score: 4, Informative

      The costs of children being factored in are:
      - Food, easily $800 a year, or $14400 total.
      - Clothing, frequently cheap because of second-hand, but another $200 a year is not uncommon, so $3600 total.
      - Time off from work to take care of them (both in infancy and during illnesses). This is a very expensive item, with costs of $60,000 not uncommon.
      - What that does to the career of whichever parent takes that time off from work. This accounts for much of the disparity between men's and women's pay, costing mom (who are more likely to take the time off than dads) roughly $180,000 over those 18 years.
      - The larger home needed to have room for the child. Also, an important related expense is having the home in a neighborhood with a good school system. This is easily $300 a month increase, which comes out to $57400.
      - Medical care. Insurance for kids typically runs at least $1000 a year, so tack on another $18,000.
      - Transportation to and from school. If you're lucky and live near enough that the kid can walk, or have good school buses, this is $0, for others it's another $4000 or so over the kid's lifetime.

      Add those up, and you get $404,000, right about the $400,000 figure I quoted. As for the $200K, have you ever looked at college tuition?

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    19. Re:30 years? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One of the links mentions that they are if anything, politically motivated to be overinflated.

      Perhaps you forget that it is "average"... you, like most everyone else here, is probably from a "above average" income situation. As Thanksgiving comes around, something to remember.

    20. Re:30 years? by frinkster · · Score: 1

      Those figures are a load of bullshit...(y)ou just try feeding a teenage boy on less than $1,000 a year.

      The linked wikipedia entry that you are calling bullshit allocates ~$2500 per year for food for a middle class teenager. You may want to pay a bit more attention.

    21. Re:30 years? by Curunir_wolf · · Score: 1

      Those figures are a load of bullshit...(y)ou just try feeding a teenage boy on less than $1,000 a year.

      The linked wikipedia entry that you are calling bullshit allocates ~$2500 per year for food for a middle class teenager. You may want to pay a bit more attention.

      That's the averages for what people actually spend. I was referring to the figures from HHS - which I explicitly said. So maybe it's you that should pay a bit more attention.

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    22. Re:30 years? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok, deal! but i will need a few days to gather that much to pay you.

    23. Re:30 years? by ebno-10db · · Score: 1

      I automatically assume all those usual expenses that befall other men that stem from having a girlfriend or wife you are devoid of.

      Actually some of us have one of those hidden somewhere, but we try not to mention it in this forum.

    24. Re:30 years? by lightknight · · Score: 1

      Indeed. And it seems insane that children should 'cost' so much; I say 'cost' because we are talking about a human life here.

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    25. Re:30 years? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      How exactly is a women going to have a baby and keep working?

      Maternity leave and excellent daycare is how my wife managed that feat. Twice. And she *still* makes more money than I do, since she chose the management path and I chose the technical path.

    26. Re:30 years? by jkflying · · Score: 1

      So hang on, you called his figures crap, then cite some other figures which you show are crap as a reason why his figures are crap? Damn, I've seen some bad arguments, but this...

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    27. Re:30 years? by dwpro · · Score: 1

      How the hell is declaring something that is subjectively (and I would argue, generally) true dehumanizing? Especially statements that happen to be backed up by research, for instance, which sex is more charitable.

      I wonder, would you defend men in the same way as you just did women, or is that a bit of gender role hypocrisy coming out?

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    28. Re:30 years? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, children are expensive, but $400,000 per kid is WAAAAAY high for the average American. It could be $400K if you:

      *Buy all kinds of useless crap they don't need to raise an infant (especially for their first child),

      * Buy a HUGE SUV for your 1-2 kids when all that is needed is an average sedan (gotta keep the kids safe),

      * Pay for designer clothes (that no normal kid before 12 gives a crap about) instead of the cheaper Wal-mart or 2nd hand stores fare,

      * Send their kids to expensive preschools (which do nothing for them long-term, academically),

      * Shower them with gifts and spoil them (as a substitute for real relationships),

      * Take long, exotic vacations with them to everything from Disneyland to other overpriced money sinkholes too often,

      * Pay for them to be on club sports teams, and tack on expensive extras like the pro sports trainer so they can play football or baseball better than the Joneses down the street,

      * Give them their own, individual technology package and then fund the monthly costs (and in some cases then pay for counseling because your teenager is a technology recluse),

      * Send their kids to private schools (vs. public or charter),

      * Give them their own car at 16...

      The list goes on and on of how parenting gets to be more expensive than it should be - and it always goes back to bad decisions by the parent(s). Raising a child can be done at a fraction of the $400,000 cost. (Don't get me started on the $200K ripoff for a four year education... you'd better have some Ivy League paper in your hand and some super networking opportunities in hand for that kind of scratch. The mistake is magnified 10X if you have $200K in student loans when you're done...)

      Time magazine also painted a skewed picture of the positives of the childless life (login necessary for full article text). It was full of logic holes.. down to the assclown representation of the parents in the picture.

      I don't mean this as an attack on the parent poster, and my response is off-topic. I'm just tired of the general, growing representation that parenthood is a waste of time or the wrong thing to do. In a nuclear family setting, it's an experience that cannot be duplicated. It's the only life pursuit worth doing (while everything else you touch/buy/create/assemble - including your own body - rots and crumbles after you're gone). It is the forging fire that make life interesting, full of real growth opportunities.

      Anyone that 1) is married and capable of having children and 2) intentionally skips parenthood out of convenience is cheating themselves - regardless of their rationale for doing so.

    29. Re:30 years? by VTBlue · · Score: 1

      Thank you, whoever you are. Your response reminds me of a classic definition of feminism being the radical notion that women are people.

      Typically, when you get into a good committed relationship between capable people, then each helps support the other when they need it. Man or woman doesn't matter when the chips are down, love and committment do.

      Children, on the other hand, are way more expensive than a lot of would-be parents give them credit for. To age 18, it's about $400K. If you're helping with college expenses, tack on another $200K. The little rascals are also the greatest diminisher of marital happiness, according to serious studies on the subject. I'm sure being a parent is a wonderful experience (that I've never had), but be careful out there and don't end up a parent by accident.

      It is worth noting that the cost projections for children that you have outlined are unique to American society. The way we've engineered the economic incentives in this country have made it so that children are seen as an "expense" as opposed to an investment for future societal returns. Not all countries are structured in this manor. In America we incentivize middle and upper income people to not reproduce.

    30. Re:30 years? by Curunir_wolf · · Score: 1

      So hang on, you called his figures crap, then cite some other figures which you show are crap as a reason why his figures are crap? Damn, I've seen some bad arguments, but this...

      Lots of people not paying attention these days. I know /. users are notorious for NOT reading, but sheesh. The Wiki has both HHS figures, as well as others. I guess I should have started with "Those figures FROM HHS THAT WERE IN YOUR LINK are crap."

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    31. Re:30 years? by k8to · · Score: 1

      Well, to be fair, in the broad view, we have more than enough people.

      I'm not sure the current situation is great, but some incentive against reproducing isn't all bad.

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    32. Re:30 years? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      C'mon. I've been at it for one year, at two-thirds the average starting pay, and I'm looking at becoming an artist/gardener/eccentric recluse in three or four years.

      Mmm-hmm. See you in 30 years.

    33. Re: 30 years? by Number6.2 · · Score: 1

      sorry, divorce is the most expensivr thing, followed by child support and alimony...

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    34. Re:30 years? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Was BeOS even around long enough to have experts? :)

    35. Re:30 years? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      - What that does to the career of whichever parent takes that time off from work. This accounts for much of the disparity between men's and women's pay, costing mom (who are more likely to take the time off than dads) roughly $180,000 over those 18 years.

      This alone appears to be about half of the cost you mention. That it is even listed at all suggests you are from that one country in the world that has feckless labor laws.

    36. Re:30 years? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but grand-children are the reward for having children, and I would hate to have missed out on that!

    37. Re:30 years? by Eunuchswear · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and now the definition of feminism is they want all the perks of being a man without the responsibility.

      See: maternity leave, men in combat arms roles, lack of registration for the draft, diminished physical standards on anything in which they have to compete with men to 'level the field', etc.

      Men get to bitch about women getting maternity leave the day men start having babies.

      And since when is "combat arms roles" a perk?

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    38. Re:30 years? by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      How the hell is declaring something that is subjectively (and I would argue, generally) true dehumanizing?

      Dehumanizing? wtf?

      I wonder, would you defend men in the same way as you just did women, or is that a bit of gender role hypocrisy coming out?

      Yes. Thing is I don't find the need to do it on slashdot nearly as often.

      There are other parts of other threads where people claiming that female software engineers should just be "one of the guys" and put up with locker room crap.

      He can fuck off too because I don't want to be tarred with the same brush that he seems to want to tarr all men with.

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    39. Re:30 years? by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

      Clothing, frequently cheap because of second-hand, but another $200 a year is not uncommon, so $3600 total.

      ha. ha hah. hah hah hah hah. [chokes] $200/year. Brother, you're lucky to get off with $200 per visit to the store (and that's assuming you're not buying shoes, roller/ice skates, uniforms, hats, sunglasses, prom/special occasion wear, etc.)

      I've actually raised kids. Five of 'em. The pressures they are under to dress in particular ways come right home with them, and if you won't or can't respond to those pressures, your kids will catch the social short end every time. It may not be "right", but it's a fact.

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    40. Re:30 years? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But they are for a lot of idiots who think they have to spend a lot on girls. Good for you and your spouse that it is not the case.

    41. Re:30 years? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Child support?

    42. Re:30 years? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      nuh-uh.
      You are adding together different kinds of things.
      Food at 14,400 total is an expense - it is money you must earn and then spend. Likewise clothing, medical, housing, etc,
      College is optional, but still it is an expense that you have to earn money for and then spend
      Time off from work, forgone income, lost opportunity are not the some kind of thing; they are not "expenses". However, it is interesting so one would should offer the numbers, but adding them together is wrong.
      Consider the case of those who are already independently wealthy and don't work at all, much less as employees, or even those who run a business that they own as husband-wife team.
      They do not have lost opportunity costs, nor forgone income, but the other numbers, the actual expenses still apply.

      Can imagine looking at the financial statement of a corporation that included an item for "we could have made 10 million selling phones, but decided not to sell phones, so we're counting that as an expense and deducting from our taxes". OK, probably a bad example because no doubt some company has exactly that deal from Congress, but you get the idea.

    43. Re:30 years? by snadrus · · Score: 1

      I have 7 years of "Lotus Notes" experience. Now I was maintaining the Lotus Notes codebase, so I advertise that as C++, NoSQL (it is), Interpreter maintenance including Java, SSL implementation experience, RFC standards compliance, format conversion, etc.

      Upsell the still-modern things you did with the obsolete software. Unless it's open-source, it's not like you're taking the specific code experience with you anyway, and they can change it to obsolete your experience anytime.

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    44. Re:30 years? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But how many peoples, who know when to use the Levenshtein distance and can implement it using dynamic programming in any language using English basd keywords( so no \brainfuck and is parent APL do not count;) ), get theirs algorithmic expertise obsoleted ?

    45. Re:30 years? by JamieIanMacgregor · · Score: 1

      good god, I haven't spent more than $200 on myself for clothes in the past 8 years, what do your kids do? rip their trousers off like little chipndales every night before bathtime?

    46. Re:30 years? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn your kids must be skinny. Or are they being fed raw transfats?

    47. Re:30 years? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Food $800/year? Teenage boys eat that much per month!

    48. Re:30 years? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My wife is the reason why we live in a pretty nice house. While I was slaving away she was able to follow all the leads, while taking care of our 2 kids, to the houses, probably 3 dozen, we'd want to purchase and was fortunate to buy at the bottom of the bubble several years ago. Pretty sure we saved a couple of hundred thousand there.

      And because I've shown an aptitude to fix things around our home, she's buying me tools at the mere mention of them. "Y'know I really like this compound miter saw." "Is this the one you want? Would you like this other one instead? It has a better rating on Amazon... If not, I can order the one you originally want tonight."

    49. Re:30 years? by publiclurker · · Score: 0

      Well, if she earns more than you, than it is you are are the expense. fortunately, men are usually cheaper to keep.

    50. Re:30 years? by DeathToThePatriarchy · · Score: 1

      Someone in the family with a chronic illness, a house? Burying your parents or making sure they are taken care of? And you will not necessarily continue to get that money for as long as you need it.

    51. Re:30 years? by DeathToThePatriarchy · · Score: 2

      Stupid -- the same way I did. You continue to work (if you are lucky enough to be healthy throughout), take a few weeks off, then maybe work from home if you need or want to, then go back to work. OOOOHHH, here's something you clearly never considered -- one of those woman things might actually earn more than you and you can stay home with the child until you can earn more than child care costs.

    52. Re:30 years? by ale2011 · · Score: 1

      children?

      I don't think that makes much of a difference.

      Except for emergency cases, people tend to change job when that entails a better pay. Hence, the longer the experience, the higher the cost. For programmer positions, IME, non-programming managers tend to prefer a young and unexperienced employee over a top-notch coder, also because the latter will not let marketing guys impose inconsistent specifications as easily as a neophyte would. They like to mold their personnel, they say.

    53. Re:30 years? by volmtech · · Score: 1

      Four children, oldest is 40, youngest is 22 and still in college, the other three college graduates. Over the last 40 years I averaged about $30000 a year. I own my own home and everyone had a car at 16. Living on a farm had some advantages.

      Living in a city will cost that much today. Fortunately for my youngest son (and me) his older brother is a lawyer and supports him now. While the older brother drives a (used) BMW the younger one still drives the three thousand dollar Pontiac I bought him when he turned 16.

    54. Re:30 years? by Bengie · · Score: 1

      You just try feeding a teenage boy on less than $1,000 a year.

      You'd have to starve them or feed them all carbs. It costs me about $150/month to eat semi-healthy, which is almost $2,500 per year, and I eat a fraction of what I ate as a teenager. I miss being able to eat anything I wanted and still remain 160lbs.

    55. Re:30 years? by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

      Well, first of all, they grew. They started out little, and they got bigger. One stopped growing at 6'5". So clothes that used to fit, eventually didn't. That happened over and over again, one kid after another. It's not the same as clothing an adult, where your sizes and self-image remain (relatively) static. Second, kids are sensitive to fashion. To a kid, it makes a difference, generally speaking, if they go to school in clothing their peers find easy to mock and otherwise use as a lever to separate them from the herd, which in turn causes social discomfort and which in turn again, can affect learning. My kids played sports. Uniforms, etc. Skates. Helmets. Then there were dances, proms, drama events, letter jackets, sunglasses, hats, bathing suits... It goes on and on. Sure, you can dress a kid for $200/year. Is that what's best for them? I sincerely doubt it. Not in this country, anyway. No, under average circumstances, kids are going to require quite a bit more to clothe (and then there are doctors, food, medication, time off, child care... nope, you're not going to get away cheap if you spawn.)

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    56. Re:30 years? by jwhitener · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry a 30yr old women that has taken 2-3 years extra off in her career to have kids is not equal to a 30yr old guy that didn't all else being equal. She isn't equally deserving of a raise, promotion etc since she had less contribution to the success.

      Unfortunately, what typically happens is 3 years later, when both of them are 33, the woman still isn't at the pay level that the guy was at age 30.

    57. Re:30 years? by ILongForDarkness · · Score: 1

      Yeah that is a serious problem. Often it is agism (though I'm sure there is some sexism there too). A junior manager should be in their 30's, middle in their 40's, senior 50's and up. So you miss the junior promotion age range and then you are seen as too old (or just been here too many years to be only an X at the moment) for them to start you up the ladder. Plus, and none of them will admit it, what if she decides she wants another kid right after we kickoff a major project? Now we got to switch leadership mid-track (some change you can't control for but if you are willing to discriminate you are much much better off parental leave wise betting on the guy).

    58. Re:30 years? by Fredde87 · · Score: 1

      Come on, your view on women contribution compared to men is outdated. The problem is you live in a country where paternity leave is probably close to none existent. Give the father just as much paternity leave as the women. If they then both take out equal amount of leave then how is the man any better than the women?

    59. Re:30 years? by ILongForDarkness · · Score: 1

      Could work if each got a fixed amount of leave time. Generally get a year but can be split however you chose among the two parents. The issue is that it isn't fully paid leave it is "unemployment insurance" unless your contract specifies otherwise. In most cases either for medical reasons or just convenience for breast feeding it is the woman taking the leave. Also financially: it is rare that a woman is both making more money than her partner and not in an industry that gives her the better leave perks (education, healthcare etc tend to have union contracts with full coverage for the leave). Not universal but the fields that skew towards being dominated by women tend also to have the better leave packages.

    60. Re:30 years? by Pherdnut · · Score: 1

      That's why my children will wear potato sacks until the growth spurts stop.

  4. Yeah, the industry is ageist. by Joining+Yet+Again · · Score: 1

    But so are most industries. Few people want to work with someone much more experienced than them, unless they lack the competitive streak - no more so than IT, an industry full of insecure autodidacts who are often more mouth than trousers.

    1. Re:Yeah, the industry is ageist. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Medicine and law seem less prone to ageism. In fact age typically implies experience and most sane people want an experienced doctor and lawyer when the time comes to engage their services.

  5. The American Dream by Ozoner · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Sadly your experience is common. The older you get, the harder it is to find work.

    So in your last decade or so, instead of saving for your retirement, you end up chewing through what little savings you have,

    It's called the "American Dream".

    1. Re:The American Dream by Z00L00K · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Employers are scared of hiring someone with more experience than they have themselves because they are afraid that you will take over the company.

      At the same time young employees keeps repeating mistakes made already by programmers that were around in the 70's, 80's and 90's.

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    2. Re:The American Dream by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      THIS.

    3. Re:The American Dream by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have never once met a CEO who was afraid of the older and "wiser" IT guy taking his job. Lets be honest, most would laugh at the idea.

    4. Re:The American Dream by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You also need to look at what companies and industries you're looking for work in. Google is probably not a good idea. Boeing would probably opt for you over the younger crowd.

      Some of the older (no pun intended), manufacturing and engineering companies tend to hire older over younger in my experience.

    5. Re:The American Dream by donscarletti · · Score: 1

      At the same time young employees keeps repeating mistakes made already by programmers that were around in the 70's, 80's and 90's.

      At some point in their careers, all programmers, after spending a month hunting down a heap corruption, or a race condition, or some other bug nasty like that, come to the realisation that they are spending more time fixing mistakes than writing code. At this moment, most, but not all programmers follow a very logical path of reasoning. They think to themselves, "well, if this code took me 1 week to write, then 4 to fix, that is five weeks, what if I spent 3 weeks writing it carefully, then it would be done right away and I wouldn't have to fix it, I could have been done two weeks earlier!".

      From that moment on, this programmer becomes all but useless to their current and future employers.

      "Why?" Seasoned veterans may ask. "It saves time in the long run! You are just focussing on the short term results, being distracted by smoke and mirrors and building upon pillars of sand!"

      Well, that is occasionally the case, but not usually. What is more often the case is when something is implemented it is either not what we needed or not implemented how it should have been implemented. When something is more or less built, nomatter how badly it is built, it is so clear and obvious what we needed instead and how it should have been made. If you had done that useless feature badly in 1 week, it could have been thrown out and we could have moved on. Sure, your experience might have told you that this was a waste of time, great, could you have told everyone what we really need? Are you going to take the reigns and pull the project in the right direction, or are you just going to be content in doing nothing in preference to doing some useless task?

      The thing is, sure, you might do the right thing, in the right way the first time and the twenty year old across the room probably will do the wrong thing, in the wrong way the first and maybe even the second time. However, are you so positive that you will be finished before that twenty year old has finished his third and correct solution? Are you sure that what you build will be better than what the twenty year old builds after two attempts? Is your stable and clean version so much more useful to your team than the twenty year old's buggy first attempt that they will be happy to go without even seeing it for another few weeks, when they could have continued using it as a prototype or placeholder for a less buggy version.

      Anyway, a few general maxims to stay relevant as you get older: 1) bad code is not so hard to rewrite 2) useless code is even easier to delete 3) if you're stumped on a problem, just try something, if it's wrong, you'll find out very soon. 4) no amount of experience, no amount of guile, no amount of planning or foresight can compare to a little intuition, a flurry of activity and being willing to make mistakes.

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    6. Re:The American Dream by tlambert · · Score: 1

      At some point in their careers, all programmers, after spending a month hunting down a heap corruption, or a race condition, or some other bug nasty like that, come to the realisation that they are spending more time fixing mistakes than writing code. At this moment, most, but not all programmers follow a very logical path of reasoning. They think to themselves, "well, if this code took me 1 week to write, then 4 to fix, that is five weeks, what if I spent 3 weeks writing it carefully, then it would be done right away and I wouldn't have to fix it, I could have been done two weeks earlier!".

      From that moment on, this programmer becomes all but useless to their current and future employers.

      There are those who build the prototypes, and those who build the products. The second kind is "Mr./Ms. Right"; the first kind is "Mr./Ms. Right Now".

      If your business is about churning your web site design every so often, and you aren't doing a lot of back end processing that requires actual business logic, or if you are a startup that's trying to throw something together in a couple months so that you can get a bite from a V.C. and get the company funded by an Angel or other investor, then you can afford to hire a "Mr./Ms. Right Now", and in fact you should do so.

      If on the other hand, you have to have a solid product that's going to either be shipped off to customers, or you're trying to do a Saleforce.com SAAS play to try and generate income, then you need the "Mr./Ms. Right" instead.

      I've worked at a number of startups, and at some point, someone has to own the "It Works Bit", and that's not going to be the person who just slaps together prototypes with spit and bailing wire, and hopes for the best. I was most often the person owning that bit, and I've halted updates that would have resulted in the bricking of thousands of units at customer sites, with no way to back it out remotely. I've also reworked a lot of code that should have been written as an FSA, but instead was comparing for NULL everywhere because the young turk who wrote it didn't understand the state his variables were in at any given point. I've also done serious detail work that got one well known company out of a threatened $200M lawsuit. And I've done the necessary work to reverse engineer the requirements for embedded controllers on Samsung and Acer laptops so the trackpad didn't suck (one of the reasons for a recently recalled laptop, apart from the charger problem, is that the trackpads sucked because no one did that job this last time).

      Yeah, if all you are doing is a Twitter Clone, then you can be pretty slack about the coding, at least until you get funded, but if you need to have real working code that's not just throw-away website code that won't be around next week anyway, you need "Mr./Ms. Right", not some prototyper.

    7. Re:The American Dream by cedarhillbilly · · Score: 1

      I'm not in IT but grateful to have enough working knowledge of telecommunications systems to continue to share what I've learned with others in my field. From out in the woods I can continue to be a mentor to my former co workers but now I can do it without worrying about the overlords telling me "you can't say that..." I can also mentor younger people in other organizations...maybe getting them to shake things up a little where they work. And I have time to think about how to adapt the wonderful new tools being created in the 21st century world back to the 19th century world of social welfare organizations. I just finished The Power of Scrum and I'm wondering how my former colleagues can adapt rapid change and customer feedback into their service delivery models. I have been fortunate to have wonderful family, relatively stable health, enough income to survive, and an internet connection that permits me to live in the beautiful Pennsyltucky and still communicate with my peers. I have given up catering to the neuroses of the bosses and the funders. Count me lucky. Sorry to talk so much about myself but here's the take away: Retirement is the time we can REALLY tell the truth without being caught up in organizational gang fights and turf wars. Take what I know and deploy it in an open sourced sharing environment and learn some new stuff too.

  6. They can get someone younger for much less pay.... by DiSKiLLeR · · Score: 2

    They can get someone younger for much less pay.... and that's basically, it.

    You pay for experience, and employers don't want to pay for yours.

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  7. Aging workforce by iLLucionist · · Score: 4, Interesting

    As a I-O psychologist and researcher, this is fairly common. A lot of stereotypes are misattributed to the "older worker" and it happens a lot. In this world, organisations almost exclusively focus on attracting "young talent". Yet they fail to understand that older workers are far more experienced. Amongst misunderstandings is the notion that older workers would be (a) untrainable (b) too expensive (c) not creative, and (d) not flexible enough to adapt. This is all ruled out by research, but you know how it works with research. That's just "theory" and management wants "practice". So in short, you are not alone. As a matter of fact, there is a whole psychological discipline devoted towards this, called the "aging workforce".

    1. Re:Aging workforce by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Actually, its as simple as no one wants to hire someone lder than themselves - they would feel uncomfortable giving orders

      combined with no one wants to hire someone that obviously knows more than they do.

      Yes I know its a recipe for a train wreck - have you not watched any large projects lately (cough @&#4care).

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    2. Re:Aging workforce by iLLucionist · · Score: 1

      Agreed. Status plays a major role too. Oh, and hiding incompetence of course. Happened to me once where I had to tell my boss that his data analysis was not sound and he was drawing wrong inferences from data. The stare I got back was enough to realise it was time to pack my stuff.

    3. Re:Aging workforce by Kneo24 · · Score: 1

      Granted this is anecdotal evidence and could be more of a sign of our interviewing and hiring practices, but I often find for skilled positions the younger workers tend to typically be the better choice.

      Here's why:
      More often than not, the older works have the jargon, have the theory, and can talk your ear off about all day long. When it comes down to being motivated enough to apply it, they either can't or just don't care. Furthermore, when you do try to work with them to make things better, it's met with resistance. I see this more with the older crowd than I do the younger crowd.

      The younger crowd tends to know nothing, but are typically willing to learn. If you're willing to learn, I will teach you and mold you.

      I think the sweet spot are the experienced workers who haven't hit the burn out stage yet. Now that I think about it, this is probably what has happened with the older crowd - they are burned out. They need the money to survive, but previous jobs have all but crushed them.

      Non-skilled positions? Don't bother going for the young guys. They get bored easily and want to goof off all day. Older people who take these jobs need the money, understand the value of hard work, and typically are willing to learn.

      We do sometimes find people of each generation who don't fit what we normally see. It's rare, but it happens.

    4. Re:Aging workforce by antifoidulus · · Score: 5, Funny

      As a I-O psychologist and researcher

      I am just imagining you sitting on a couch, talking to a hard disk:

      You: Well Mr. Hard Disk, how are you feeling?
      Hard disk:Doc, I tell you my head feels like its constantly spinning in circles, and I am afraid something might come unhinged and I'll crash!

    5. Re:Aging workforce by iLLucionist · · Score: 1

      That used to be the case, until SSDs came out and I became irrelevant. Damn SSDs took my market!

    6. Re:Aging workforce by Seumas · · Score: 0

      So the older crowd are stubborn, set in their ways, and lazy -- and probably challenge the young people that you admit know nothing and have no experience for good reason.

      And the young people are inexperienced and ignorant, but (when not hanging out on facebook, twitter, or instagramming everything around them in the office) hard workers that can be shaped, molded, and educated. . . . by . . . the . . . older people that aren't there to mentor them?

      The world of technology does not seem one where this ageist bullshit can adequately be implemented. This is a field where people from the youngest who aren't even in high school yet to the oldest who was working before a time of personal PCs invent and improve things on a frequent basis and are *in the business* of wanting to know about new things. This isn't a field where people bitch and moan about how these new-fangled sparky-mabobs aren't as good as working on an old IBM Selectronic typewriter.

      I work with plenty of people in their 40s, 50s, and 60s and they are the hardest workers who know the most, spend the most time on the clock, are the most available, the most communicative, and stay on top of their game. In my time, I can only really thing of one much older person who really sort of had the "punching the timeclock" mentality -- and even he was more than proficient at the job.

      On the other hand, I have been surrounded by people my age (increasing over the years, obviously) who couldn't really be bothered half the time. If you are concerned with age and pay, you are focusing on the wrong values of your potential workforce.

    7. Re:Aging workforce by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FYI the correct grammar is "As an I-O psychologist..."

    8. Re:Aging workforce by rmstar · · Score: 1

      In this world, organisations almost exclusively focus on attracting "young talent". Yet they fail to understand that older workers are far more experienced. Amongst misunderstandings is the notion that older workers would be (a) untrainable (b) too expensive (c) not creative, and (d) not flexible enough to adapt. This is all ruled out by research, but you know how it works with research. That's just "theory" and management wants "practice".

      I hear that theory quite often, but I've been wondering why The Market does not correct that at least to some extent. Now, I'm far from being a free market taliban, but markets kind of work, sort of. One way of rephrasing what you are saying is that companies are leaving money on the table by hiring people without the experience required. We live in a world where people use whatever crazy idea they can to have an edge, but hiring older workers is an obvious trick that somehow no one does. How can that be?

      (Disclosure: I'm well beyond my twenties)

    9. Re:Aging workforce by Panaflex · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I disagree. Having worked in everything from multinational companies to 3 man start-up companies I think I've seen quite a bit of the dev world.

      I think a well balanced team usually consists of older and younger developers myself.

      What you want to avoid as a manager is encouraging cliques and age-based group stratums. Socially people will naturally tend to separate by age somewhat, but by spreading your experienced devs in with the less experienced you create new niches and groups that center around productive aspects such as projects, platforms, and responsibilities.

      A few tricks I've used is allow developers to volunteer for project milestones. This gives you good cross-communication setup between project and age groups and allows devs to find their fit if you structure your projects right.

      Another trick is to encourage creativity and social rewards. Having code meetings where the entire crowd gets to work through some code together. Each meeting, a different person or team brings part of their project to present and explain their design choices and algorithms for the rest of the team. The team gets to learn a bit, and also can positively (or occasionally negatively) critique the code and look for problems. This can work across projects and departments as well.

      You need to encourage social activities across groups as well, but be careful not to cut into outside time too much. Older devs generally have lives outside of work. So limit your after-work socializing and instead encourage innovative activities with 15 minute coffee breaks together or an after-meeting walk.

      If you're having problems motivating older developers then it's quite likely that you're not building, managing and deploying your experience properly. You need to do more than toss them in a cube with a set of project milestones. Younger people will do better in that environment if only because they will have more time to sacrifice.

      Older people have already done their "lone wolf" time, and generally expect better management and organization. They expect resources to get the job done efficiently and want to be learning and mentoring, not just chugging out LOC. Most of them won't complain as devs tend to be introverts for the most part. If you want productive feedback then you need to empower groups with responsibilities beyond milestones. They need to have time to evaluate and analyze. They need to have time to go over designs and understand, give input, and have their input rewarded.

      The secret is to create balanced work environments that allow your workers to be both productive and growing. Having static organizational structures that boxes devs into platforms and languages for years creates experience lags and power bubbles. Having work/slave relationships creates revolving doors. Having loose organizations creates deadline creep and project failure.

      In the end, there are plenty of organizations successfully employing developers into retirement age. What you want is an organization that manages goals and expectations by delegating work to teams that are organized with mixed experience and socially rewarded for meeting deadlines. Management should be open to criticism and giving out criticism when necessary. Teams should as well.

      Lastly, realize that most developers aren't strictly motivated by dollars. Most people are far more motivated to work towards a goal when the reward is linked with their goals and creativity. Developers need to have the room to try things and fail at them, refine and build on those experiences. If you build that into your development process then you will reduce product and project failures enormously.

      Anyway, just my ramblings...

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    10. Re:Aging workforce by Psychotria · · Score: 1

      Well, don't fucking burn your employees out then.

    11. Re:Aging workforce by loonycyborg · · Score: 1

      The answer is simple: better quality work in this particular sector doesn't give competetive advantage. Even youngsters can produce good enough result and the difference between good enough and competent only matters in the long run.

    12. Re:Aging workforce by dkleinsc · · Score: 5, Informative

      In the US, I should mention that there's another key dimension in play: Older workers bring with them more expensive health insurance costs. I just watched a major corporation end the career of a 25-year veteran of the company primarily because of that (it was a "layoff" that just happened to get rid of 22 workers who just happened to be the oldest workers who weren't chums with an executive).

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    13. Re:Aging workforce by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a I-O psychologist and researcher, this is fairly common.

      Don't know if you're going to read this.. but are you packing masters or a doctorate? I'm trying to figure out whether it's worth my time to do a PhD or PsyD

    14. Re:Aging workforce by jones_supa · · Score: 1

      The market is still there, you just have to adapt to the different conditions.

      Doctor, I'm completely confused and can't get up in the morning at all. It all happened one day without a warning.

    15. Re: Aging workforce by lwriemen8809 · · Score: 1

      The problem could be that you think you know more than you really do, and aren't willing to listen to the voice of experience. OTOH, there's always a resistance to change, especially if you're working outside established norms.

    16. Re:Aging workforce by AuMatar · · Score: 1

      Markets work, so long as by work you mean "optimize for the cheapest short term answer". That's what markets are designed to do- optimize the hell out of one axis and ignore all other variables. To do more than that you need an organized system, which a market isn't be design.

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    17. Re:Aging workforce by AuMatar · · Score: 1

      If they did it that obviously its the stupidest move the company ever made- the age discrimination lawsuit will cost them far more than the health insurance ever would.

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    18. Re:Aging workforce by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Healthcare costs are not directly related to age. As an older person (middle-aged) I notice a trend towards healthier adults even into their 50s, 60s, 70 and beyond. Statistically, a woman between 18 and 35 costs the healthcare system and her employer much more than a man between 45 and 60.

    19. Re:Aging workforce by pmontra · · Score: 1

      That disk might need some sort of cache-t but actually the GP does this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Industrial_and_organizational_psychology

    20. Re:Aging workforce by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Actually, its as simple as no one wants to hire someone lder than themselves - they would feel uncomfortable giving orders

      combined with no one wants to hire someone that obviously knows more than they do.

      Yes I know its a recipe for a train wreck - have you not watched any large projects lately (cough @&#4care).

      It's slightly more nuanced:
      no one wants to hire someone older than themselves - if they were worth anything they would already be the boss
      combined with if they are really more experienced why don't they already have a job
      and a dash of why the fuck wont they just take a lower salary until they prove that their experience is valuable

      IT in its current largess is a brand new beast, it simply hasn't been this way long enough to have endured the workforce lifecycle issues that other industries have. Most in IT presume (often rightly) that fresh knowledge trumps experience. How many blockbuster tech startups have been founded by old codgers leveraging their "experience" to succeed in the technology landscape? Can you name even a single one? Didn't think so.

      But enough flamebait, lets get down to business. If you want to get old and still have a job in IT, you need to become a "lifer". A lifer is someone who finds a company big enough to put a decent price on experience during the hiring process, one that also is stable enough to not fizzle out in 5 or 10 years and force everyone back into the job market. The lifer then contributes "just enough" to keep themselves employed but not so much that they get burned out, or ache for a higher salary (they will only get incremental raises until they retire).

    21. Re:Aging workforce by dkleinsc · · Score: 1

      Rules change when it's a layoff rather than firing individuals: The same company used a layoff to get rid of someone who was pregnant, which is flat-out illegal when it's not a layoff, but OK as part of a general staff reduction.

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    22. Re:Aging workforce by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, don't fucking burn your employees out then.

      Employees can only burn out if they want to. A hyper-active person in even a relaxed company will pick up work (or make work) to the point where they start to burn on their own. Sure, if your managers really focus on keeping the staff in check and balanced with good challenges, it can be avoided. But that kind of atmosphere is pretty damned rare, more than likely an employee who really wants to work will pull tasks in and no one will complain, since everyone else gets to do less.

    23. Re:Aging workforce by ebno-10db · · Score: 1

      If you're willing to learn, I will teach you and mold you.

      But the converse doesn't seem to be true. You sound quite inflexible, and stuck in the way you prefer to "mold" people. Why aren't you willing to learn things from people who often know more than you about certain areas? Do you want to become obsolete?

      I've also seen where that sort of rigid approach means a manager can't work well with people who think independently or have experience that he lacks. Very limiting. Such managers are also usually the first to yell "shortage or qualified workers", even when a substantial talent pool is available, because they're stuck in their ways and incapable or unwilling to learn anything new. Cutting yourself off from available talent while the competition scoops them up doesn't sound like a good business approach.

    24. Re:Aging workforce by ebno-10db · · Score: 1

      Sounds like you work on the healthcare.gov job, or perhaps for an outsourcing firm. Where I am, beating the competition's performance and quality is a matter of do or die. Good thing too - I'd probably suck at churning out endless piles of garbage.

    25. Re:Aging workforce by ebno-10db · · Score: 1

      No, a layoff biased against older people is definitely illegal, and grounds for a lawsuit. Good luck winning it though - it's not like the legal system takes labor law seriously anymore. Frankly you'd have a better chance with a sex or race discrimination suit. Sometimes those are taken seriously, and for good reason, but at best pay lip service is paid to the age discrimination issue.

    26. Re:Aging workforce by AuMatar · · Score: 1

      Nope. If the layoff is targeted at all older people (or even substantially so) like that calling it a different name doesn't give them any protection at all.

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    27. Re:Aging workforce by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He'll be fine, all his newer patients have much more cache.

    28. Re:Aging workforce by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that is age discrimination and actionable at a Federal level. the company should be boycotted and the owners ostracized from polite society. too bad the Edwardian social norms no longer seem to apply and it takes Laws And Regulations to keep jackass employers like that in check.

    29. Re:Aging workforce by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's the hazard with many of the out-in-the-boonies type of workplaces. You've moved there, your current employer isn't treating you well, maybe they're not letting you learn new skills or go onto new projects (oh, we've decided to bring in fresh talent), and the other company directors there are buddies of the director, and they're not going to employ you either. So you are trapped. You can't even afford the air-fare or time to visit out of state employers. Another hazard is bait-and-switch - You'll apply for a good job, get offered it, and on the day you start, you find you've been switched onto legacy work or another project simply because some numpty at head office decides they want the "most qualified engineer to work on this problem".

      Eventually, you will build up a profile of the types of employer to avoid based on location, layoff history and profit margin history.

    30. Re:Aging workforce by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      very nice. it is time to realize that software engineering is very much like any kind of engineering. it is not just "programming". the latter is the output of hopewfully seasoned engineering decisions.

      wrioting this with my daughter sleeping on my chest. no upper case. sorry

    31. Re:Aging workforce by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      bill gates and dec proved that the world wants to eat shite. sad.

    32. Re:Aging workforce by Kneo24 · · Score: 1

      Hey, thanks for ignoring the part where I said:

      Furthermore, when you do try to work with them to make things better, it's met with resistance. I see this more with the older crowd than I do the younger crowd.

      I've seen all types of people. From my experience the older crowd can be the hardest to work with. It's not that I'm inflexible, it's that they are. I can't work with you if you resist me every step of the way and can't be constructive about it. I have literally had people from the older crowd yell at the top of their lungs to me so everyone can here, "I will fight you on this!", all because I was trying to make positive changes to their existing documentation we have in place using what knowledge that person had.

    33. Re:Aging workforce by ebno-10db · · Score: 1

      It's not that I'm inflexible, it's that they are

      Of course. While you're at it, why don't you tell me the story of your divorce. I'm sure your version is the gospel truth, and your ex-wife's is a bunch of twisted lies.

      when you do try to work with them to make things better, it's met with resistance

      Pardon my skepticism that it's so one-sided, especially coming from someone who demonstrates their flexibility and spirit of cooperation by saying "if you're willing to learn, I will teach you and mold you." The "teach" part is fine, but mold? Guide, help, groom, and a whole bunch of other words from a thesaurus, but mold? Someone who wants to mold people doesn't sound very flexible or cooperative to me. And please don't say that it was just an accidental poor choice of a word. When I have to bet, I weigh what people say off-the-cuff far greater than any "corrections" they make when backpedaling.

    34. Re:Aging workforce by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You still don't like the idea of having healthcare whose cost is amortised (across the lives of the people who use it) though do yas?

    35. Re:Aging workforce by Kneo24 · · Score: 1

      While the word "mold" can sound rigid, I don't view it that way. As a boss I need to make sure I'm getting the best qualities out of every member of any team I happen to have working under me. I'm looking to make them a better person overall. It's big task, but when you manage to whittle down on their negative qualities, only the positive ones shine through. It's amazing how much better things function. Teamwork starts to happen organically, everyone has a positive attitude most of the time, productivity is up without the need to overwork them.

      By the way, when you say things like,

      Of course. While you're at it, why don't you tell me the story of your divorce. I'm sure your version is the gospel truth, and your ex-wife's is a bunch of twisted lies.

      I'm just going to tell you to fuck off in the future. You aren't even trying to have a conversation. You'd rather rally against an idea with some negative preconceived notions.

    36. Re:Aging workforce by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If we zoom out another level and look beyond semiskilled labor like software development to truly technically advanced areas like research science, we see industries that have 50+ guys at the top of the technical ladders, getting the most compensation, and contributing the most in terms of both breadth and depth. I think the ageism problems in semiskilled industries are sustained because the field is so sloppy and poorly managed that companies can afford to make mistakes and the pool of employee candidates, old or young, is generally crappy regardless of choice. There just aren't many intelligent people in software and there never were.

  8. Remote working by Bert64 · · Score: 4, Informative

    Wanting to work remotely is probably putting potential employers off too... A lot of people can't understand how someone can work remotely, and just assume they're sitting around playing games all day. They would rather see you sitting at a desk so they think you're working, even if you might be sitting there using slashdot all day.

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    1. Re:Remote working by rioki · · Score: 1

      "even if you might be sitting there using slashdot all day"

      That would be nice, but Slashdot unfortunately can not fill an entire work day...

    2. Re: Remote working by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... anymore!

    3. Re:Remote working by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You obviously haven't seen my work day.

    4. Re:Remote working by sandytaru · · Score: 1

      It provides punctuated equilibrium in between communications with other team members, however.

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    5. Re:Remote working by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some days a read every article and nearly every non-hidden comment... it's never taken more than an hour a day :/

      captcha: coding

  9. Re:They can get someone younger for much less pay. by myowntrueself · · Score: 5, Insightful

    They can get someone younger for much less pay.... and that's basically, it.

    You pay for experience, and employers don't want to pay for yours.

    Exactly. Hire someone half your age, pay them half as much, make them work twice as hard until they are an age and have enough experience where they start expecting pay rises then fire them and hire youngsters again. Its almost a fiduciary responsibility.

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  10. Presenteeism by CaptainOfSpray · · Score: 4, Interesting

    You require to work remotely? Most managers cannot stand that - if you aren't there in the office so they can see that you are working, you must be goofing off, you cannot possibly be working. Judge you by your results? They wouldn't know how to do that, and they are far too harrassed/unimaginative/untrained to work out a method of doing it.

    I've been in IT for more than 40 years, a contractor for the last twenty. In all that time, I have once had one contract that allowed me to work from home, and then it was just one day a week - and even then, in the middle of the contract, they tried to change it to all five days a week.

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    1. Re:Presenteeism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You require to work remotely? Most managers cannot stand that - if you aren't there in the office so they can see that you are working, you must be goofing off, you cannot possibly be working. Judge you by your results? They wouldn't know how to do that, and they are far too harrassed/unimaginative/untrained to work out a method of doing it.

      I've been in IT for more than 40 years, a contractor for the last twenty. In all that time, I have once had one contract that allowed me to work from home, and then it was just one day a week - and even then, in the middle of the contract, they tried to change it to all five days a week.

      There are many, many common-sense reasons to support users or contractors working from home. There are very few reasons not to. Those reasons are usually brought forth by unintelligent or old-fashioned management. After 25 years in the industry, it's nice to finally replace some of that mentality, and be put in a position to support remote workers.

      (FYI, a good portion of my management has been there over 30 years, so don't give me that excuse either. They support it, because I convinced them it was possible.)

      And we can take Marissa Meyer's hypocritical attitude towards working remotely it as an outlier at best. She isn't leading the charge standing on an island with that attitude.

    2. Re:Presenteeism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As always, different approaches for different problems. There are projects/phases which need very tight collaboration. And that is clearly achieved by putting people in a single room or at least a single building.

      Then there are more solitary projects/phases were remote working clearly is an option.

      So maybe you could look at the other side of the coin, so to speak.

    3. Re:Presenteeism by ray-auch · · Score: 2

      There are many, many common-sense reasons to support users or contractors working from home. There are very few reasons not to. Those reasons are usually brought forth by unintelligent or old-fashioned management. After 25 years in the industry, it's nice to finally replace some of that mentality, and be put in a position to support remote workers.

      If all-remote works for you that's great, but then from a business point of view you just solved all your problems with offshoring - you can now send the work anywhere, so why wouldn't you send it offshore at 10% of the price ? I'd much rather have a role where it was essential to be on-site - that's where my value is.

    4. Re:Presenteeism by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      If all-remote works for you that's great, but then from a business point of view you just solved all your problems with offshoring - you can now send the work anywhere, so why wouldn't you send it offshore at 10% of the price ?

      Because you don't have the same legal recourse in case of problems if you send it offshore. Also, when you send your code offshore, you've just given away your code to people in a different country with different IP law. Further, records-keeping or privacy laws may actually prohibit it, and when they don't, they probably should.

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    5. Re:Presenteeism by Lieutenant_Dan · · Score: 1

      You are absolutely correct; it's the only way they can measure easily: your attendance. Timelines, deliverables, e-mail replies, etc are the other easier ones. Determine the quality of work, leadership, innovation, efficiency, etc need proper analysis and most managers are not able to do it.

      I'm finding more and more job descriptions explicitly stating that they expect the employee to be on site and working the regular schedule.

      I currently have a handful of people reporting to me and I have no issues of allowing them to work a day a week from home. I do it myself. Only time when I can get some peace and quiet to get proper work done. Life is too short, commutes are too long, and don't have budget to give people raises.
      I do get the occasional comments about my team and I just ignore those.

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    6. Re:Presenteeism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i agree with you, but usually none of this is realized until it is too late.

    7. Re:Presenteeism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Most managers cannot stand that" I'm going to call this one out. As a manager of development people, I like to have everyone within shouting distance. It's amazing how much better things progress when developers can interact with each other in real time. A requirement for remote development would be a non-starter for me.

    8. Re:Presenteeism by k8to · · Score: 1

      Those things are true, but IMO the real issue is:

        Can they find the same talent offshore?

      I'm sure there are developers in eastern europe, china, India, and other popular offshoring locations with all the talent of a 50 year old american or western european engineer who is looking to work remotely. Good luck finding them through typical offshoring channels.

      The real issue, IMO, is that modern management has NO idea how to measure competence and turn it into a number, and therefore doesn't believe it's important.

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    9. Re:Presenteeism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You require to work remotely? Most managers cannot stand that - if you aren't there in the office so they can see that you are working, you must be goofing off, you cannot possibly be working. Judge you by your results? They wouldn't know how to do that, and they are far too harrassed/unimaginative/untrained to work out a method of doing it.

      This. A million times this.

      It also does not apply to just contract positions. I get that "if you are not there, you are goofing off" impression from many people (managers and employees alike) for my permanent full-time job at a two-site company.

    10. Re:Presenteeism by Kazoo+the+Clown · · Score: 1

      Keyword: requiring. If you want to get a job, you'd best not "require" much of anything, because the next guy won't and he'll be seen as more cooperative. And frankly, I'd hire him too, for the same reason.

    11. Re:Presenteeism by cthulhu11 · · Score: 1

      So when someone has a disabled family member, and an underwater mortgage, how would you suggest that he/she drop everything and come up with $20k cash to to move to another state for a job that may/may not last more than a year?

  11. Too Expensive by HansKloss · · Score: 1

    New trend.
    Junior and medium IT positions are being replaced by students doing internships or minimum wage apprenticeship.
    I noticed that working for US and UK companies.
    Suddenly everybody wants to hire people fresh out of college or even before graduation.
    Older workers are too expensive. It doesn't matter if this cause some hiccups for company, balance sheet is more important.

  12. Publish freeware and help migrations by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 4, Interesting

    As an older engineer, I've found that helping out the youngsters with their freeware and bringing lesons learned decades ago is rewarding, and professionally helpful. I can name at least 3 freeware or open source projects that I've been involved with for more than 10 years that get me recruiting calls from other countries. Very very few people have that much experience with it, my name has been in the developer mailing lists for that long, and I've done it as a matter of technical interest. Put those on your CV.

    Also, companies that are migrating from older to newer platforms may welcome people who've worked extensively with both. As I've become older I've become the "local reference" for the older technologies. Simply having a hint of what the differences might be can same hundreds of man-hours of labor porting software or keeping the old system alive during the migration.

    1. Re:Publish freeware and help migrations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, yes, the good "go back in time and do something different" advice. I don't think the poster wants to wait 10 years to build up a reputation; by that point they might hope to be actually retired.

  13. Re:FTFY by scsirob · · Score: 5, Insightful

    They *THINK* they can get someone younger for much less pay.
    And they *THINK* they will get all the experience from that younger person too.

    What sets us "old farts" apart from the younger folks is that when we started, computers, software and infrastructure weren't half as complex as they are today. And we have seen it all grow. With that, we still know what happens under the hood. We still recognize a failing harddisk, a bad memory problem, a network routing issue etc, when the young guys just see their mouse, tablet or app not doing what they expect. The young folks know where to look when things work. We know where to look when things fail. Employers do not recognize that until they are hit by disaster.

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  14. welcome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    to the Obamaconomy

  15. You're done when you're 50 (if not 40) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Being in my late 30's, I really wonder when I'll have to face the issue of being too old for technical jobs. I really notice that by skills and mindset are old-fashioned for today's measures. Sure, I adapt, but can I adapt fast enough to survive 40 years in technology ?

    1. Re:You're done when you're 50 (if not 40) by Seumas · · Score: 1

      There's only so much reasonable adaptation to be done. Nobody with a full time job can "keep up" with the technology that someone whose most recent full time job was four years of keeping up on latest buzzword technology. There's annually a fresh batch of people that just spent four years doing that. However, I don't see how hard it can be for people to stay abreast of things within their own field. For the majority of us, shit isn't changing *that* damn fast. I mean, unless you're in the "buzzword, venture capital, ycombinator" business, I guess.

    2. Re:You're done when you're 50 (if not 40) by ebno-10db · · Score: 1

      Sure, I adapt, but can I adapt fast enough to survive 40 years in technology?

      If you're any good, you definitely can. If you haven't become obsolete by your late thirties I'll bet you already know how to keep up. I'm a EE and I've known people in their 60's and 70's who started out working with tubes but have stayed bleeding edge all along. That includes one group I affectionately call the geriatric chip designers. Good luck finding people with more know-how in the difficult field of designing RF and hi-performance analog ASIC's. And yes, it's state-of-the-art stuff. The problem is that shortsighted management won't hire protégés to take over when these guys retire. That's not something you can do at the last minute either - try hiring them 10 or 20 years in advance, so they'll be knowledgeable enough when the old farts retire. I'm worried because several of the guys working on a chip for a project that I'm on have recently retired. BTW, did I mention that the chips these guys design are absolutely essential to a large company keeping its competitive edge in the largest part of their business?

      The problem isn't keeping up, it's convincing idiots that there is such a thing as keeping up and that you're one of the people who's done it.

    3. Re:You're done when you're 50 (if not 40) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I got my CS degree from a school in Germany and HP. I am 40 now and it is crystal-clear to me that both Electrical Engineering and Computer Science is based on very hard, scientific principles. No difference to physics or math or chemistry.
      If you have a proper education in CS and then have been in the trenches of R&D and datacenter operations, you can easily work until retirement. Solid grasp of algo&data structures is much more important than Ruby on Cheese or whatever pig they drive through village this month. Very much like S-parameters being more important than the latest Intel marketology.

    4. Re:You're done when you're 50 (if not 40) by ebno-10db · · Score: 1

      Hear, hear! I'm primarily an EE, both often spend a lot of time coding. When I was new to the field, my mentor (also an EE) highly recommended that I take some courses in algorithms and data structures. Some of the stuff I'd already learned on my own, but some basic subjects are best learned in a formal course where you can't say "I'm not interested in that part today". Best damn advice I ever got (well, second best, but I ignored the bit about staying single). Languages I can learn till they're coming out my ears. So what. Although "Ruby on Cheese"? Couldn't hurt to brush up on it just in case.

  16. Re:FTFY by Chrisq · · Score: 2

    They *THINK* they can get someone younger for much less pay. And they *THINK* they will get all the experience from that younger person too.

    What sets us "old farts" apart from the younger folks is that when we started, computers, software and infrastructure weren't half as complex as they are today. And we have seen it all grow. With that, we still know what happens under the hood. We still recognize a failing harddisk, a bad memory problem, a network routing issue etc, when the young guys just see their mouse, tablet or app not doing what they expect. The young folks know where to look when things work. We know where to look when things fail. Employers do not recognize that until they are hit by disaster.

    Interestingly we have a number of young-ish programmers who do get that ... and all of them come from Poland. They put it down to having to cobble together systems from whatever was available during their education!

  17. It's a sad truth... by ImOuttaHere · · Score: 5, Interesting

    After 30 years working in software engineering and program management, I was turfed. The company I worked for had been acquired by a huge rollup company. We all knew what we coming, and come it did.

    I survived eight layoffs and got caught in the ninth, four years after the takeover. This, even though I helped bring the kinds of technologies and software engineering talent that helped generate hundreds of millions of dollars a year in bottom line revenue.

    In my case, the company had decided to ship manufacturing (a common "given") and engineering (something that surprised many of us) to China. The only thing the new company was interested in was increasing the value of the "leadership's" stock options. They didn't care what they acquired, just so long as they could strip assets and downsize and ship jobs offshore to fatten the bottom line. They honestly believed that what few jobs that were left in the US could be picked up by young engineers coming out of college. Cheap labor, right? Wrong. Particularly when they don't yet know enough and have no experience in highly specialized electronics and software solutions.

    I wish I could find it, but I remember reading a German study that showed us old folks are more productive in a 24 hour work week than new or middle-aged workers working 35.5+hours a week. I know we older folks can really crank out the work, manage and maintain revenue generating business relationships, and can help the rich bastards make even more money than they already are if they'd keep us around, but...

    Trans-national corporations, banks, and businesses really don't care how they generate their money and no one, not one single organization is upholding labor law that might, just might, hold these rogues accountable.

    I've been looking for a job for over two years now. I can't believe the US job market is as tough as it has turned out to be. We hate to suffer like this, but I feel too old, that I know too much, and I'm too damned expensive for korporate Amerika. Too bad labor isn't organized and won't stand up for each other. It's every person for themselves, or so it seems to me.

    1. Re:It's a sad truth... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      ...Too bad labor isn't organized and won't stand up for each other. It's every person for themselves, or so it seems to me.

      I feel for you.

      And they did try and organize labor. It's called a Union.

      It's also partly responsible for why we're in this mess.

    2. Re:It's a sad truth... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Man, you really need some good advice, and here it comes, for free: Don't agonize over that ONE employer. They are probably simply idiots. Try to forget them.

      Focus on getting a new job somewhere else. Fire out resumes and in your free time, participate in an open source project. Learn new stuff: Linux, C++, Android, Hadoop. Put yourself online on XING and LinkedIn. Every single skill, list it on these site. Every single project.

      Again, forget that corporation. You were not married to them, they were neither your parents nor your kids. You can hate them; but channel that hate into advertising yourself and getting a new job.

      In short: Life is a bitch, get over that one episode. Welcome to the realities of the Free Enterprise System. Did you ever think all your first-world luxuries come for free ? Did you really ? Did you think your god gave you a better life than he gave to a Chinese man ???

    3. Re:It's a sad truth... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about a website with contact info?
      I bet you can get an offer within 3 weeks if you're willing to relocate.
      I know a company with dozens of openings and age 30 is young.
      Some of the guys are pushing 70.

    4. Re:It's a sad truth... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Man, you really need some good advice, and here it comes, for free: Don't agonize over that ONE employer. They are probably simply idiots. Try to forget them.

      Focus on getting a new job somewhere else. Fire out resumes and in your free time, participate in an open source project. Learn new stuff: Linux, C++, Android, Hadoop. Put yourself online on XING and LinkedIn. Every single skill, list it on these site. Every single project.

      Again, forget that corporation. You were not married to them, they were neither your parents nor your kids. You can hate them; but channel that hate into advertising yourself and getting a new job.

      In short: Life is a bitch, get over that one episode. Welcome to the realities of the Free Enterprise System. Did you ever think all your first-world luxuries come for free ? Did you really ? Did you think your god gave you a better life than he gave to a Chinese man ???

      My sister worked for a UK retailer that got bought up by a US company and the GPs description is eerily similar to hers except the Yanks ran that company into the ground and since she was in logistics she ended up as one of the few remaining employees selling off their inventory just before the company went out of business. In Europe, being bought up by an American company is widely considered a signal to grab your parachute and get ready to bail out. Disturbingly often US investors seem to end up bringing whatever company they take over into a death spiral of lay-offs and rationalizations, just like the GP described, until the company has deteriorated to the point that the only thing that can be done is to dissolve it up and sell the parts for on a fire sale.

    5. Re:It's a sad truth... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tell your sister to brush up her German skills, prepare to live an austere life and move here. After all, half of your heritage is being Saxons. We have three federal states with the "Sachsen" in their official name (which sounds like "Saxon" in German) here.

      50% of words in your language are (essentially) the same as ours. Many people are quite proficient in English here. I think we can even talk about ze wor these days ;-)

      http://www.arbeitsagentur.de

      http://www.xing.de

    6. Re:It's a sad truth... by dkleinsc · · Score: 1

      The company I worked for had been acquired by a huge rollup company. We all knew what we coming, and come it did.

      So what was it like working for Bain Capital for the four years you lived through it?

      (ducks)

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    7. Re:It's a sad truth... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've been looking for a job for over two years now. I can't believe the US job market is as tough as it has turned out to be.

      For what it's worth, I'm in the same boat.

      I did some IT volunteer work recently and one of my fellow volunteers - a retired IT manager (has a pension; none of this IRA/401K crap) - and he said that between two similar qualified candidates, management is going to go with the younger one. It's just a fact of life.

      I want out but no one wants to hire a middle aged entry level person. And making a "side" move is proving extremely difficult because employers are over-picky these days. They want the pink unicorn squirrel and when they can't get it, they say shit like, "there are no qualified people out there".

    8. Re:It's a sad truth... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've been looking for a job for over two years now. I can't believe the US job market is as tough as it has turned out to be.

      I've heard this story before. I'm sure this is a very stressful time for you.

      Leverage your network as much as possible. Keep an open mind about opportunities. My brother was out for almost two years, then landed a consultant spot through a friend. Besides the welcome revenue and the mental health benefit the job is getting him some fresh experience and new contacts.

      Good luck

    9. Re:It's a sad truth... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Focus on getting a new job somewhere else.

      There are literally thousands of applicants for every programming job, and there are literally three people looking for work for every available job. Not all of those jobs are even full-time, and many of them are minimum wage, so many of those jobs won't actually support an adult living in typical conditions, even without a child.

      Your advice is good advice, but it's less than worthless in this case. It simply does not apply to the stated complaint.

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    10. Re:It's a sad truth... by NoImNotNineVolt · · Score: 1

      I've been looking for a job for over two years now. I can't believe the US job market is as tough as it has turned out to be.

      I thought unemployment in tech fields was actually below 4% for a good long while now, which is effectively "no unemployment". If you can't find a job, don't blame the market. You should have headhunters fighting over you.

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    11. Re:It's a sad truth... by silas_moeckel · · Score: 1

      The problem is that it's every person for themselves or the guy with the most seniority wins. Unions fail at any objective ranking of there members. This leads to the good people getting stagnated, unable to rise above the majority.

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    12. Re:It's a sad truth... by ebno-10db · · Score: 1

      It's also partly responsible for why we're in this mess.

      Please elaborate.

    13. Re:It's a sad truth... by ebno-10db · · Score: 1

      There are literally thousands of applicants for every programming job, and there are literally three people looking for work for every available job.

      Ergo we need more H-1B's. Just ask Zuck or Infosys.

    14. Re:It's a sad truth... by ebno-10db · · Score: 1

      And making a "side" move is proving extremely difficult because employers are over-picky these days.

      No they aren't. Purple squirrel is just another name for an H-1B. Apparently the species is rare in the US, but can readily be found elsewhere (especially if they're willing to become cut-rate indentured servants).

    15. Re:It's a sad truth... by ebno-10db · · Score: 2

      I thought unemployment in tech fields was actually below 4% for a good long while now, which is effectively "no unemployment". If you can't find a job, don't blame the market.

      And if you're ignorant, don't blame the official statistics. Get a job flipping burgers so maybe you can make than next mortgage payment, and you're no longer an unemployed techie. Congratulations, you're a productive citizen again. The U3 unemployment rate usually cited in the US is bull because it doesn't take into account underemployment and has a questionable approach to long term unemployment. See if you can find the U6 numbers, which actually mean something. U6 is also what's frequently used in other countries, so when the crony capitalists and their sycophants say that "socialism" destroys job markets, they're comparing apples to oranges. I could sort of accept it if they were knowingly spouting a BS line, but the sad truth is that most are too ignorant to even realize it's BS.

    16. Re:It's a sad truth... by NoImNotNineVolt · · Score: 1

      I didn't know burger flipping was considered part of the tech fields.

      Additionally, I'm familiar with the notion of "discouraged workers" and the fact that they're not counted among the unemployed. Are you suggesting that while unemployment among tech workers hovers around 4%, there is actually a large population of "discouraged workers" in tech that have been unemployed for years and are consequently not counted among the unemployed? Another way of phrasing that claim would be "tech workers have a disproportionate ratio of discouraged to unemployed workers when compared against other sectors", and I'm wondering if you can suggest an explanation for that claim.

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    17. Re:It's a sad truth... by ndykman · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Citation needed. This current economic situation seems directly tied to out of control market speculation, heavy accumulation of wealth at the top (now surpassing the levels seen right before the Great Depression) and a fragmented work force that is unable to organize in many areas thanks to focused efforts to weaken labor laws.

      Also, given that tech people are so enamored of disruptive technologies, why do they think that couldn't organize in a effective way that avoids the worst problems but maintains the benefits? Create a disruptive union model that changes the game on both sides, perhaps?

    18. Re:It's a sad truth... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The goal of the American vultures is to make it look like the company is growing, boosting profits and taking on employees. They do this by doing a load of sham acquisitions, then asset stripping the companies. That makes it look like they are growing, taking on employees and boosting profits.

    19. Re:It's a sad truth... by rahvin112 · · Score: 1

      It's called the Jack Welch model of business management. You buy assets, strip everything down that's not generating 20% and offshore anything you can. Eventually the house of cards comes crashing down and the company will have to reorg or go bankrupt because the Chinese company they outsourced their manufacturing to is now selling the same product for 40% less and took the companies entire customer base. But make no mistake, the management walks away with their millions.

      The ironic thing is that if this keeps up, all those millions the "executives" have robed from the companies will be worthless because the dollar will crash. Once the economic disparity between the top and bottom gets too high the dollar will lose all it's value because there's nothing being produced anymore but middle management.

    20. Re:It's a sad truth... by ebno-10db · · Score: 1

      Are you suggesting that while unemployment among tech workers hovers around 4%, there is actually a large population of "discouraged workers" in tech that have been unemployed for years and are consequently not counted among the unemployed?

      Do you have any idea how unemployment is calculated? Once you get the burger flipper job, you're no longer considered a tech worker since you've "changed fields". Hence in U3 you won't be counted amongst unemployed, underemployed or discouraged tech workers. According to U3, you're now employed, and thus a happy productive member of the workforce. It's considered irrelevant that you've taken a 5x reduction in income, will never get another tech job since there's a big gap in your employment history unless you list burger flipper on your resume, that the cost and work of getting your university education is a total write off, or that you may be perfectly capable of doing some of the jobs for which H-1B happy employers claim there is a shortage of qualified people.

      Another way of phrasing that claim would be "tech workers have a disproportionate ratio of discouraged to unemployed workers when compared against other sectors"

      No it wouldn't - that doesn't follow at all. You could have a lower proportion of discouraged to unemployed workers (you forgot underemployed) when compared against other sectors, and still have a deceptive 4% figure. The fact that other fields may or may not be worse in that respect doesn't change the deceptive nature of the 4% figure for tech.

      While we're at it, you apparently still don't understand the difference between U3 and U6. It's not credible to claim you have any real understanding of unemployment if you don't, so here's a clue.

    21. Re:It's a sad truth... by El+Rey · · Score: 1

      Sounds like my last job. There are always going to be morons running companies into the ground like that. Don't dwell on it. It's not about you. The Chinese who took over the market leading software product that I worked on screwed it up so badly that people I still know at the company kept telling me that the managers were talking about trying to get me back for months. I'm sure there are good Chinese engineers but not these particular guys.

      The best advice I have for anyone as they get older in this business is to network and build lasting relationships. Be the guy who gets things done with few defects. Be the guy who isn't afraid of new tech. Be the guy who your managers depend on and then follow those managers to new opportunities as necessary and if possible.

      I've had managers tell me, "If these people are ever stupid enough to lay you off, give me a call.", which is exactly what I did when I did finally get laid off as the last engineering jobs on the product went to China.

      I'm in my mid-40s and I've been working remotely full time, non-contract for 18 years doing everything from C++ Windows apps to server side Java and SQL to MongoDB.

    22. Re:It's a sad truth... by MooseMiester · · Score: 1

      Sorry to hear you can't find a job. It's a crazy market out there. It's almost impossible to find good talent, because they think the job market is terrible and aren't looking. When you advertise a job you are deluged with resumes from people who have none of the necessary skills. This makes the hiring manager's job really difficult. Sending in resumes, applying online - it's a waste of time. Do what good sales people do - find a way to the decision maker directly.

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      Murphy was an optimist
  18. Re:They can get someone younger for much less pay. by Splab · · Score: 2

    Half? Not even close. We are currently hiring, we prefer local work force, someone who shows up each day, someone we can talk to. Local salary is in the $80.000 range. However, if we are looking for someone working remotely, they are up against quite qualified eastern block workers, whom clock in at $12.000-15.000.

    If I have to deal with remote workers, I'd go for the cheaper option.

  19. Entrepreneurship by wjcofkc · · Score: 1

    With your level of expertise and experience, you should consider starting your own business. I realize it's not that simple: you have to have an idea for a business before you can start one, and that's difficult. I suggest regular brain storming sessions involving a notebook and a pin. You are at a point in your life where you may as well completely re-invent yourself.

    More to the point of your question: If you are leading off with telecommuting as a requirement, that's going to get your resume tossed more frequently than not. If you are not applying for a job that explicitly states telecommuting as a requirement, leave it off of your resume - you need to start getting your foot in through some doors - start getting interviews and ask about telecommuting then. Just as a tip, I suggest re-writing your entire resume in a fashion tailored to each individual position and company - just don't get them mixed up.

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    1. Re:Entrepreneurship by Ozoner · · Score: 2

      > With your level of expertise and experience, you should consider starting your own business.

      And you know what percentage of new business survive?

      This is part two of the "American Dream"

    2. Re:Entrepreneurship by wjcofkc · · Score: 1

      Aren't you a wet blanket. Yes, it takes daring confidence to start your own business. While most new business fail, some don't. Some even go on to become large companies. The modern "American Dream" is not a freebie, and in general the idea of it never has been. It takes a sense of adventure and a willingness to step outside of your comfort zone. It sounds like your saying no one should take the risk of starting their own business. Where would we get new businesses and the innovation that follows?

      It sounds like you are neither daring nor confident while lacking a sense of adventure. Enjoy your comfort zone.

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    3. Re: Entrepreneurship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Tailoring, or trying to, your resume/cv to a particular job is a recipe for disaster.

      If you are not competent enough to write a document that sells you in the first page, and drives the deal home by the end of the second then you should consider going back to school, seriously.

      I recruit software engineers. Often we use more than one recruiter because there are several positions. If I receive two different resumes from the same person I immediately bin them because I know I can't trust that person to make an honest assesment/teport. You tried to twist facts just to get the job. How will you be when I hire you?

      Some resume tips from someone who employs engineers:
      1. I dont care how many buzzwords and acronyms you cram onto the page.
      2. I care that you can provide a coherent description of your job roles and what that enatiled, including the skills you needed to use and the outcomes you achieved.
      3. If it takes more than 3 short paragraphs to describe the key points of any previous employment your communication skills are too lacking to hire you.
      4. Only people with no demonstrable skill list things like "fast learner" or "motivated" or "demonstrated ability in .*". They list that crap because they can't summarise their experience in a way which implies it.
      5. Having 20 years of experience with a 5year old technology tells me you are full of shit.

      If you want to get a job, try being honest in your resume. Know your limits and be prepared to admit them with your faults.

    4. Re: Entrepreneurship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Tailoring your resume to a job is not the same as lying. As a Computer Engineer, I work hardware and software systems. If I want a software position, I am going to tailor the resume to software, highlight all my skills and maybe tone down the hardware ones. If I am trying to get a Database development contract, why the hell do I want to make all the electrical and robotics engineering projects front and center. Same with Hardware, why do I want to highlight my years of experience working on any number of languages and software packages when I can make my PLC, robot, FPGA, and microcontroller experience front and center?

      No dishonesty involved.

    5. Re:Entrepreneurship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      And you are obviously a child. Grownups unfortunately have far more responsibilities (children, wives, husbands) and Starting a business is not a "freebie" it requires you to be in a position able to risk it all. Able to not eat that week so you can keep your start-up going. The older you are the more likely you will have these other minor annoyances (family) that will make it less likely for you to take on large risk.

    6. Re:Entrepreneurship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I recommend you start with re-education
      Then to get a new perspective from someone younger, check out this
      And finally this

    7. Re:Entrepreneurship by AuMatar · · Score: 2

      And if he doesn't want to build his own company? Building your own company takes hard work and requires you to spend time doing a lot of things like marketing, sales, accounting, etc that most people don't want to do. If its not a driving goal of yours, attempting to do this will leave you miserable and broke. And guess what- only a tiny percentage of people want to do all that bullshit. If he isn't one of that tiny percentage, telling him to do it is horrible advice. And if he was part of it, well you wouldn't need to tell him would you?

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      I still have more fans than freaks. WTF is wrong with you people?
    8. Re: Entrepreneurship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      5. Having 20 years of experience with a 5year old technology tells me you are full of shit.

      and far too many companies want 10 years experience in a 5 year old technology.

    9. Re:Entrepreneurship by freeze128 · · Score: 1

      I suggest regular brain storming sessions involving a notebook and a pin.

      I understand the notebook, but what do you do with the pin?

    10. Re:Entrepreneurship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I realize it's not that simple: you have to have an idea for a business before you can start one, and that's difficult.

      Best implementors are not the people with best ideas. Coders don't know what market research means; they need business-oriented partners.

      A relative of mine opened it up from the other end. He decided to start a business. The first thing was a market study. He found out there was a niche for importing frozen food. He didn't know anything about importing or food, but that's the business he started and that's the business that paid for his retirement.

    11. Re: Entrepreneurship by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      Some resume tips from someone who employs engineers:
      1. I dont care how many buzzwords and acronyms you cram onto the page.

      That's fine and dandy, but HR round-filed all the resumes that didn't have them before they even got to you.

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      "[Regarding the 'cloud,'] ownership was what made America different than Russia." -- Woz

  20. you have to be asleep to believe it ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    "George Carlin famously wrote the joke "it's called the American dream because you have to be asleep to believe it".

    Carlin pointed to "the big wealthy business interests that control things and make all the important decisions" as having a greater influence than an individual's choice."

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Dream

  21. Re:They can get someone younger for much less pay. by cascadingstylesheet · · Score: 2

    Exactly. Hire someone half your age, pay them half as much, make them work twice as hard until they are an age and have enough experience where they start expecting pay rises then fire them and hire youngsters again. Its almost a fiduciary responsibility.

    And it's usually stupid ... when coders have no business knowledge, it takes at least twice as long in the end to get them to code the right stuff. So you don't save anything.

  22. Re:FTFY by Splab · · Score: 2

    The problem with Polish workforce is they are getting expensive, the new kids on the block are Romanian, Macedonian, Ukrainian. Although same applies - and on top of them being down right brilliant, they have a work mentality that trumps most westerners.

  23. Re:FTFY by Joce640k · · Score: 1

    They *THINK* they can get someone younger for much less pay.
    And they *THINK* they will get all the experience from that younger person too.

    That *IS* the problem, yes.

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  24. Want to work remotely only? by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

    I guess your problem is not your age but the fact that you want to work remotely only (if I understood you correctly).

    If it is indeed age, come to europe, especially germany. Good software engineers are seeked desperately.

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  25. You require remote work? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah. No. it's not your age.

    If we're going for people who can only work remotely. Well guess what... habib in india is remote too. and he costs WAY WAY less than you do.

    1. Re:You require remote work? by Arker · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I think you are wrong.

      Yes, there are a few Habibs in India that charge more than I do, and are worth it. They have advanced degrees in mathematics and are actually capable of doing work over my head.

      The ones that are competing for my job? I could trounce 99/100 of them in less than 5 minutes on any subject. They get work because it is cheaper to let them work on the job for an hour and THEN escalate to me when they still cant figure it out. And expect me to clean up not only the original problem but all the damage the overseas tech did as well, in less than 20 minutes.

      Since I can do that and they cannot, my job remains relatively secure.

      That said, obviously requiring remote work limits the options quite a bit. I know I could easily make 3x my current salary if I would move to some urban hellhole, but most of the raise would go to higher cost of living, and quality would go down, so why would I be tempted?

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    2. Re:You require remote work? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know I could easily make 3x my current salary if I would move to some urban hellhole, but most of the raise would go to higher cost of living

      For this to be true, you would have to be making about 20 thousand a year out in the boondocks. Anything more than that and three times the salary would easily overcome cost of living differences.

      I think we can figure out why the math guys in India get paid more than you.

  26. It may be common but it still sounds like whining by slim-t · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Anytime you describe yourself as "kickass," you come off as a jerk. Then you demand to work remotely. Surely there are people out there with adequate skills, who aren't jerks and will show up at the office once in a while.

  27. little miss dna cannot be wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the truth about us will make us much better off in time. why all the fuss we have no secrets we tell each other everything.

    free the innocent stem cells etc...

  28. Re:FTFY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They *THINK* they can get someone younger for much less pay.

    And they *THINK* they will get all the experience from that younger person too.

    No, they really don't give a rats ass about all that experience. Quarterly-report driven businesses are racing to the bottom of the skills pool, trying to find the least qualified, lowest cost cog that will not cause their business to implode. This leads to the condition where older workers overvalue their experience. For example, many of them think it's important to be able to diagnose a failed/failing subsystem, when it's really cheaper just to replace the whole kit.

  29. It's not just you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It has nothing to do with your age. It's called an economic depression. It occurs from about 2001 onwards. There is no known, reliable solution.

  30. Work from home ? No. by vikingpower · · Score: 1

    That is a tough one both for 20-ers and 50-ers or 60-ers. For the rest of TFA, you have a point. At some point in my career ( recently ), I simply decided to never retire. As a software engineer, I had the best idea of my career only last summer, and I am 46. Plenty of potential ahead.

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    1. Re:Work from home ? No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Was the idea the same as in the movie office space?

  31. Opinion by DaMattster · · Score: 5, Interesting

    As a small business owner in IT managed services, age absolutely does NOT matter to me. I'm more interested in a person's willingness to continue to learn and not stay stagnant. If you are in your 80s and have continued to learn on your own and want to stay engaged, I can do the heavy lifting ... that's no problem, welcome aboard. Attitude, experience, and wisdom trump youth every time. My marketing director is 25 years older than I am and I can constantly learn from him because he stays on the cutting edge and subscribes to lifelong learning. My brother has a mechanical engineer on his payroll that is 92 years old and is an extremely talented and creative guy. He can design something on paper in a mere fraction of the time it would take a lesser experienced engineer to do. Don't ever make the mistake of judging someone on age - judge on attitudes.

    1. Re:Opinion by jones_supa · · Score: 1

      Thank you for this.

    2. Re:Opinion by tmlrv · · Score: 1

      As a small business owner in IT managed services, age absolutely does NOT matter to me.

      It's great you take that approach. I can't speak for small businesses, but my observation of the corporate world is that age is very definitely a factor. I believe, unfortunately, that your approach is in the minority, at least for big businesses.

    3. Re:Opinion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree with this to an extent.

      I have worked in IT all of my career, and all of my employers expect a quick and reliable solution. Not saying that a 92 year old couldn't do the same job in the same amount of time--but most people judge books by their cover and the amount of wrinkles on your face may infact influence a interviewers perception of how much you can out put.

      Kid + redbull all day = ?
      Old man + intellegence = ?

      Sucks to say it but most of us are at the mercy of short cited interviewers.

      Bottom line is work smart, work fast, and don't ask for too many raises if you are working for the man.

      If you are working for yourself do what you do cause well that's what you are good at.

      Do we get turkey tomorrow!?!

  32. Like yourself much? by ledow · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Why wouldn't I hire you?

    "absolutely kickass SQA and Hardware person, networking, you name it"

    "I have the skills and the aptitude to absorb and adapt to any new situations and languages way beyond what any of my college age brethren might have."

    "a perfectly good resume" (just sounds so snarky)

    and critically: "someone requiring to work remotely"

    Get off your high horse, write a plain CV/resume (omit your age if you really feel you need to) and apply for "normal" jobs, not telecommuting jobs.

    Who wants to hire a blow-his-own-trumpet, big-head, nearly-retired, remote worker? Nobody.

    That said, as you get older your skills mean less. If you have 20 years or 30 years experience, which is "better"? There's not much to choose between them. If you had nothing versus even 1 year's experience it makes a big difference. Hence as you age, your experience means less. It's almost a bell curve, in fact. After a while you "know" so much that you have to be retrained to do things "our" way.

    And the job market is tough no matter what your age or experience. Many places can't afford people at all, let alone top-end salary highly-experienced people. That said, I've never paid attention to "the market" and always just applied for things I like and never had a problem finding work (in fact, the opposite... I'm currently holding off applying for permanent jobs, after resigning from my job of 5 years, in order to be ready for a good place that are determined to hire me and have offers coming in from all sorts of places).

    Also, in my experience, if you're good the work finds you. I'm socially inept but this networking thing really gets you work like nothing else. I spent 10+ years just going from client to client based on word of mouth and NOTHING else. I'm not "the best", by far, but I'm good at what I do and learn quick on what I don't.

    You're willing to adapt and learn, so do so. With the recruitment process as well as the types of jobs you go for. Apply for damn near anything in your area of expertise and stop being so picky about YOUR requirements. If you were so good, the jobs would be finding you, not the other way around.

    Honestly, you're just like everyone else looking for work. You can either put in the graft and find the job you want by spending MONTHS looking for it, or you can drift from job to unemployment to job as and when something comes up that "suits" you.

    1. Re:Like yourself much? by Chrisq · · Score: 2

      Many places can't afford people at all, let alone top-end salary highly-experienced people.

      That wouldn't be so bad if the same company couldn't easily find the money for as many project managers as programers, odd roles like "Human resources diversity manager", a "director's assistant PA" (as well as director's PA) and a chauffeur.

    2. Re:Like yourself much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm socially inept but this networking thing really gets you work like nothing else. I spent 10+ years just going from client to client based on word of mouth and NOTHING else.

      And apparently that's a big failing point for the submitter. It can also set off flags for some potential employers if you have that much experience but you're looking for a new job using "the more obvious resources" - as though you have cut ties so poorly with previous employers that you're looking for a fresh start.

      Oh, and Betteridge's law.

    3. Re:Like yourself much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I really think you've misunderstood his original post, and are mischaracterizing the problem. He has every reason to blow his own horn for a minute, in order to quickly establish his situation in our minds, before proceeding to describe his problem. If you don't have his problem today; just wait a little while. A little more time and you'll wake up in the same boat with him. We all do.

      This is a horrible job market, no matter who you are. Young; old; female; minority; degreed, non-degreed; new or experienced. Our employers have redefined the legal status of employees in America, and are also outsourcing jobs as fast as they can. They are also bringing over H-1B visa holders to work domestically as fast as they can.

      Employers often do not consider how effective or productive we are individually before they outsource or cancel whole projects (or even whole Divisions), so our own professional fortunes are almost completely out of our control. This new, tougher world doesn't leave any of us untouched. It will touch you, too; even if you are employed today; no matter how good you think you are. Reading Ayn Rand will not protect you.
       
      ... so we are left with no alternative. Work contracts (horrible, but necessary for many of us). Take a couple of courses to gain a new specialty. Start a blog. Look for work at a smaller company. Join professional groups. Volunteer your services. Move to a new town. Brainstorm some ideas and start a new, small company. Create some new social media visibility (LinkedIn; Google+). None of this stuff is particularly fun, nor is it guaranteed to improve things, but it is what we are all left with -- unless we can stop employers from job outsourcing and change our legal status as employees.

    4. Re:Like yourself much? by romons · · Score: 1

      Honestly, you're just like everyone else looking for work. You can either put in the graft and find the job you want by spending MONTHS looking for it, or you can drift from job to unemployment to job as and when something comes up that "suits" you.

      Actually, he is not like everybody else. He knows things most of the resumes you see will never figure out. The real problem is one of hierarchy. It is hard for a young manager to manage an older person, particularly a remote older person. They just don't take the manager seriously. They go off and do what they 'know' is right, rather than what the manager thinks they should do. Some managers can handle this, and use it to their advantage, but most just can't, and so just silently select younger workers, even if they are less qualified.

      I am a programmer, and I've worked for lots of big name companies, as well as startups. When I send resumes out, they are always ignored. In fact, they have been ignored since I was 40, 18 years ago, despite having stellar qualifications, projects, education, references, etc. I suspect the recruiters toss them before sending them on to hiring managers because they are used to having older workers rejected. Nobody talks about it, because they will get sued. The only way I can get a job these days is to call one of my friends, who can vouch for me. As they age out, this becomes more difficult.

      If you are a tech worker, save more for retirement than you think you will need. You will need it, and sooner than you think. In fact, this is true for everybody. Nobody saves enough. You won't get rich, and you'll end up working at walmart if you don't do this. Save 20%, every year. Consider it a tax for your future. Don't trust the idiots your work hires to manage the 401K. Watch out for hidden (and not so hidden) fees in the mutual funds you pick (more than 50 basis points/yr is nearly always not worth it.) Buy index bond and stock funds exclusively. (ok, sorry about that. sore point)

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    5. Re:Like yourself much? by DeathToThePatriarchy · · Score: 1

      When you hit 60, tell me the same story. There is extreme age discrimination. A friend my age survived 5 yrs of wiping the butts of 20 somethings for whom the notion of testing code before going live was a novelty. Oh, and once we hit 65, we are a lot cheaper to insure.

  33. Remoting would be a problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Many employers probably want to know who they are working with personally. They may not be technically savvy and need to know they can trust you. If they don't already know you personally, working remotely is gonna be a problem.

  34. I D A 4 U by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Give your age in Roman numerals. Nobody reads those anymore.

    1. Re:I D A 4 U by egcagrac0 · · Score: 1

      I was going to suggest octal - nobody reads that anymore, either - but realized that's easier to misinterpret as decimal, probably not helping the cause.

    2. Re:I D A 4 U by rduke15 · · Score: 1

      Well, hex is fine to give the age up to 57. From 50 to 57, it makes you look really youg: 32 to 39. Then at 58, it starts to look weird: 3A.

    3. Re:I D A 4 U by egcagrac0 · · Score: 1

      If you're 75, base 36 starts to look darn good.

    4. Re:I D A 4 U by Pherdnut · · Score: 1

      I like giving it in hex. If they can figure that out, odds are good they care more about talent than age, regardless.

  35. am I too old If.. by gl4ss · · Score: 0

    ..I'm tired of the 4 times a year post on slashdot about "buuhuu I'm older can I get a job".

    I don't think the poster understands "retired" either.

    being out of job whilst you need a job is not being retired.. it's just being unemployed. maybe go abroad or some shit like that. I'm trying out holing up the winter in Thailand right now doing some work. getting paid less than in Finland but eh, it's a job and the money leftover after taxes and expenses is more than back home.

    oh and wtf is sqa? some old name for "Testing"?(software quality assurance? if you're kick ass in that then maybe you would be better off working for a client and not a dev house..)

    maybe try being a developer instead and don't spit on technology someone wants to pay to have developers for..

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  36. Re:They can get someone younger for much less pay. by TheDarkMaster · · Score: 1

    Very true. But CEOs are the last people you should expect to realize this.

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  37. Re:It may be common but it still sounds like whini by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anytime you describe yourself as "kickass," you come off as a jerk. Then you demand to work remotely. Surely there are people out there with adequate skills, who aren't jerks and will show up at the office once in a while.

    If he's got a "kickass" resume, then perhaps the attitude has been vetted.

    Usually those with "demands" can justify it.

    And if you're only looking for "adequate" workers, then stop bitching and hire college interns at $10/hour. "Average" labor is everywhere. And cheap. If you're looking for excellent or superior work, then quit bitching and pull our your wallet there, Director. They certainly pay you enough to sit there and look pretty.

  38. Yes, you're just being whiney by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As someone also in that age bracket, I can tell you there are lots of senior level jobs out there that pay very well for someone with lots of experience (like us). Turning away job opportunities is a regular thing for me. You need to do 2 things to turn this around completely:
    1) Stop saying you must work remotely. You should be even more flexible than the 30 somethings out there.
    2) Get (and stay) current on the latest tech in your field.

    Do that, and you'll be beating back the recruiters with a stick. I think my age is a significant advantage over the young guys, and apparently a lot of employers agree with me. Now, if I were to try to change specialties and start over, that would be tough for sure, but keeping current in my field puts me so far ahead of the young candidates they can literally never catch up, even with my mentoring and training. Want to prove you know something completely? Offer to teach it to the rest of the team.

  39. Re:FTFY by Cwix · · Score: 5, Informative

    What a load of BS.

    As a 30 year old admin I can tell you right now that I can easily diag failing hard drives, memory sticks and yes even network issues..

    If you think that you need many many years of experience to do this you are not nearly as talented as you seem to want to make yourself out to be. Go look in the mirror, if your crowning achievement is being able to diag simple hardware problems, then maybe the issue with you getting hired has more to do with your inexperience and not your age.

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  40. Re:Lie a little if you live in the bush! by deviated_prevert · · Score: 0

    JUST MAYBE BECAUSE THE fellow lives in the bush out in the Aleutian peninsula and generates his electricity burning whale oil? OR maybe his internet by satellite is not fast enough to respond to the job offers in time? Could be all sorts of legitimate reasons why insisting on working remotely is causing employers to overlook his job inquiries. How many times have you had the dream of turning into a hermit when working on a .NET project. OR moving to Alaska.

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  41. High-turnover industry is a lemon, make lemonade by TheRealHocusLocus · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Pushing 50 is an adventure. Find an entirely new direction, start a new life chapter.

    I am a 1970s-onward computer tech turned 1990s-onward BSD/Linux sysadmin who helped start a Freenet and two ISPs, the first back in the 'dark ages' before AOL got its first ip address. Then after a 8 year gap in my IT resume (I had rejoined a family business) I discovered not only do 40-somethings have difficulty competing for other new hires... in this brave new world you cannot even walk in and introduce yourself anymore, it's fill out this form on our website and we'll call you back.

    No one ever called back, not even for a boring graveyard shift telecom job. I now work fixing water main breaks and jetting sewers and doing light construction, I'm in better physical shape than I was at 18. The best part of it is when you clean sewers you're not expected to take your work home with you.

    The worst part is when your buddies bring you their old 512mb netbooks and ask you to load Windows 8 onto them. It hurts to say no and it's sometimes hard to explain why.

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  42. NO. Here's Why: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you were really as good as you think you are, then you would satisfy another key requirement - you would be capable of leaving the industry and your ego behind without leaving a whole lot of gottchas there for you to milk consultancy work in your retirement. You would also have unselfishly ( fat chance - you are also probably overweight) trained in an apprentice on the side - someone younger.

  43. Re:Potty mouth by Wootery · · Score: 1, Informative

    No, you seem to have a problem with profanity in a public forum.

    Please let's keep it clean here.

    I see no convincing argument for this. Your prudishness is your issue, not Seumas's.

  44. Re:Potty mouth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Thanks Mom, for helping to clean up the internet. Maybe you should mind your own fucking business and ignore objectionable things yourself, rather than project your ideals onto the rest of us. Asshole.

  45. Re:Lie a little if you live in the bush! by somersault · · Score: 1

    If his internet connection is via satellite in an area with possible snow storms, then it's an incredibly bad idea to employ him. If he's out in the middle of nowhere, it's by his own choice. If you want to work with very specific job requirements, chances are pretty good that you'll have to move to accommodate your job, rather than the other way around.

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  46. Older by Tim12s · · Score: 2

    The more I think of it, the more I am convinced that if you could unite a good portion of good older engineers, you'd have a consulting/engineering/system integration company to rival the big players in the market. Usually when people join they stop at 50-100 employees however you need to get to a massive size to compete with the bigger system integrators.

    1. Re:Older by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Older people have families, they don't like living in the office like the freshmeat. Bosses don't like that.

    2. Re:Older by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Already exists, it's called IBM Global Services ;)

    3. Re:Older by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      "Older people have families, they don't like living in the office like the freshmeat. Sadistic Assholes don't like that."

      FTFY

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    4. Re:Older by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and i think you pointed out exactly why the bosses don't like people like that...

    5. Re:Older by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, and you shop at Wal-Mart because it is cheaper. You buy a tool that suits your needs, not its own needs.

      Why should businesses be different?

  47. Culture and politics by SpaghettiPattern · · Score: 1

    I live in CH and getting a job is easily doable up to 55. Then it gets a harder but not impossible. Here in CH there's no real job protection and so you can get fired and hired more easily. The US should be even more radical. In countries where job protection is paramount, jobs clung on dearly and you're basically screwed once you hit 50.

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  48. Re:FTFY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bwa-ha-ha!!!! Oh, dear Lord on a pogo stick, you've made me laugh. I know some hotshots who claim that level of expertise. Most are, frankly, filled with the infinite expertise of having no idea what they're talking about. They don't have a network diagram, all the layout data and characteristics lives in their heads (and is, frankly, wrong becuase they don't know what got updated last night), their idea of disaster recovery is to "just go set it up when they need to", they've never put they wouldn't know a replicated MAC address if it bit them in the teeny tiny hard-on they keep trying to wave at meetings, and they couldn't find a failing CAT6 network connector, and they think they can save money by terminating all their own cables with a tool from Radio Shack. And they think their favorite "monitoring tool of the week" is actually monitoring everything, when 60 seconds with a network diagram would reveal the 50% of the network that is *not* being monitored, and they just set everything to alert on all warnings and "only bother with the ones that monitor" out of the 1000 warnings a day.

    Been there, done that. You clowns make me laugh like a hyena when I collect the money for cleaning up after your mess, especially when you failed to document *anything* and left in a huff.

  49. Don't state age - Show "Selected Accomplishmens" by swaha · · Score: 1

    I do not list my age. I do list 30+ years of experience (actually closer to 45, but 30+ is not a lie)

    My resume starts off with a list of "Selected Accomplishments" that condense what I have done by category and typically spans multiple employments.
    This section can also be customized per job application.
    You can list your whole job history, (let them do the math).

  50. Remote Work is NOT DESIRED by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I will comment. I hire contractors regularly, and 'required remote work' is pretty much a death nell.

    Hate to say it, but too many people are lazy. I need people to work locally, to be visible to my PM, and to earn the trust that they can work remotely. It isn't something you just get out of the gate.

    If you find yourself wanting to contract, but unwilling to travel, then don't blame /anything/ except your desire to travel. Once you overcome that hurdle, suddenly the work will come in.

    Currently my project has 7 contractors from two companies. Two of the contractors are "gray hair" and I trust them the most. Now that they have proved themselves, I also allow for more remote work.

  51. Re:Potty mouth by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

    Potty mouth

    That was very offensive of you. I command that you not say anything like that ever again, because I don't like it. Please let's keep it clean here.

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  52. Older guy wanting to work remotely = by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    = doesn't get along with people. Like it or not, that is the message being received. Arguably, the same should be said of college grads wanting to work remotely, but it simply isn't. One must earn trust in order to work remotely. Get the office job and work your way to remote administration.

  53. Speaking from Experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I had the "mis-fortune" of loosing my job Jan, 2013. 8 years at the same place. 30+ years Embedded Experience. And I'm 50+ as well. The "large" company I worked for is, as most are, shifting their employment to "lower-cost" areas, because it all about the almighty $$. Every company does this. My being let go was purely random. As one person noted, the "younger" folks know how things work, can't handle when thing break because they lack the "basics", that we "old farts" learned in the school of hard knocks. From my experience, a resume that lists all of your talents/skills, etc are no longer recognized as being valid. What employers want to know is: "how can you make me money?". Difficult sometimes to quantify in "hard" numbers, since HR folks have a difficult time putting together the pieces (gee, must be they use Microsoft Excel - :) ) Yes, there is a bias, definitely, but there are areas where companies are beginning to realize that cheaper is not always the "best" option. Having a good mix of experienced folks and some trainees (that mean you grasshopper) is what's need.
    As for me. . . It was through LinkedIn and my connections that I landed a job at a startup. Most of the folks here are ~ half my age, (including my "boss"), but the company president recognized the "value" I bring to the table: 30+ years of embedded experience. So, I get to teach some, and also learn from the younger folks some fo the newer ways of software development (this dog can learn new tricks). It has also been a "life changer": New Job, New Town, New relationship after divorce. Sometimes things don't go as planned (been there, done that in a major way), it's more important "HOW" we react to the situation. Keep an open mind, keep learning. What was it Steve Jobs said? "Stay hungry, Stay foolish" -

  54. "Work remotely" is code word for "low output" by jafiwam · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Sorry, you are competing with a bunch of young guys who while not nearly as good, nor efficient, but will show up in the town and then the office and be there for the management to see. They can do this because they rent, don't have entrenched families, and aren't tied to where they are.. and probably got there a year or two ago anyway.

    Management like to do stuff like walk around the building looking for who's there and who's not, and of who's there, who is working. Maybe not as enforcement, but as "gee I am a great manager look at all my guys working" type of thing.

    Remote workers often disappear to other companies because this entrenched commitment is not present. Remotely working lets them jump ship for fewer reasons faster. (The company I work for has been burned by this repeatedly.)

    Plus, getting someone involved in a complicated project remotely sucks ass, and is a drain on everybody else, having to produce a bunch more documentation that a conversation in a hallway could accomplish, remote desktop sharing sessions, etc. Sometimes I work on complicated stuff with others in my company, and it always sucks to have that one guy that can only see one computer screen and only hear what's going on. Unless it's pure program coding or graphics or something, they never pull their own weight.

    Start looking hard for LOCAL jobs where you don't have to be "remote". Use your experience to branch out into new areas that widens your skill set to the point you can find a local job. Or, move to where the jobs are temporarily. Just don't say "I will only work for you remotely" because companies do deliberately pass that up because they've already had bad experiences with that.

    One last point, the economy is still pretty bad. Nobody is getting a lot of jobs right now. The government is lying to you about it, or the job growth isn't in my state, NOBODY I know is doing "gosh I got this great new job" it's all "I haven't gotten a raise in 5 years and there are no worthwhile job prospects elsewhere". If there is a good economy, it's in China or something. You might consider lowering your expectations a bit. If you really want to work, you gotta compete with other guys that really need to work. From here, it sounds like you aren't on several levels.

    1. Re:"Work remotely" is code word for "low output" by sandytaru · · Score: 1

      Well, my friends have been "gosh I got this great new job" pretty frequently, but it always entails them moving across the country. The term I think is "structural unemployment" in that the places that people can afford to live are not the same places where employers are offering jobs.

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  55. Re:They can get someone younger for much less pay. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and they need a proper CS degree.

    Untrue. They simply need to be intelligent, experienced, and skilled. Pieces of paper prove nothing, speaking as an employer.

  56. Re:Potty mouth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Overly sensitive cunt.

  57. Re:They can get someone younger for much less pay. by gstoddart · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Very true. But CEOs are the last people you should expect to realize this.

    Because they have no business knowledge either? ;-)

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  58. Age is not the problem. by Lumpy · · Score: 1

    Your inability to fly out to do the job is. What is holding you back is your "I can work remotely" That is not cutting it right now, change that to "I will fly out and work right there for you" and you will start getting bites.

    The young guys are saying, "Yes I will drive across the country and live in my car for this job" that is what you need to do as well.

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  59. Re:Lie a little if you live in the bush! by jafiwam · · Score: 1

    JUST MAYBE BECAUSE THE fellow lives in the bush out in the Aleutian peninsula and generates his electricity burning whale oil? OR maybe his internet by satellite is not fast enough to respond to the job offers in time? Could be all sorts of legitimate reasons why insisting on working remotely is causing employers to overlook his job inquiries. How many times have you had the dream of turning into a hermit when working on a .NET project. OR moving to Alaska.

    It doesn't matter why he wants to work remotely. He could be Skynet for all people care.

    Remote workers are not as productive as "there" workers on a number of levels guaranteed, and also quite possibly on actual measurable work performance too.

    This is all about the perception the company has of him, not the other way around. "But he has XYZ" is completely irrelevant.

    You must be one of the "everybody gets a trophy" generation. "Give me something (because of self-inflicted hardship)!" "I am an XYZ type person, give me something because of it!" Meh. Nobody wants that type around when the company might fail if the project fails.

  60. Apprenticeship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The problem is that there really isn't apprenticeship in IT. Too often IT is seen by management and others as a young persons game. This is why we as a field of study keep repeating the mistakes of 10/20 years ago. The young people who are new to IT never put in the time to learn the lessons from the experienced or expert practitioners. Every organization should have "senior" IT staff that are older than the typical (older) 30-40. IT would bring a stability and maturity to the field that is sadly missing.

  61. Focus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One problem I've seen on resumes of all ages is a lack of focus. When this problem occurs it tends to be magnified by experience. The longer you've worked, the more areas you've worked in, the more you feel obligated to list out all your experience.

    When I look at a resume, I'm looking for a story for how that person will fit in the position we have. Will they be happy? How does it fit in their career path? Some types of experience can be a liability.

    If the things we need are a couple bullet points surrounded by a sea of other unrelated skills, then I become cautious. Will someone with lots of visual design experience be happy in a position with nil visual design?

    Items on a resume that indicate a step backwards are also red flags. If someone lists management experience and they are applying for a non management position, it creates questions.

    The best way to mitigate both concerns is to tailor your resume per position and write a cover letter that tells a story for how you fit in the position. The first step of demonstrating that you are comfortable with a position is to frame yourself for it. Put the important skills up top, use sweeping summaries for the rest.

    1. Re:Focus by mikael · · Score: 1

      That's because at one time or another they've hit a glass ceiling. You can work on project X at company A. A year later, they decide to start work on project Y and those with seniority are moved onto that project. But they decide to discontinue project X. All the other companies are now only considering people that are on project Y.

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  62. Re:High-turnover industry is a lemon, make lemonad by Lumpy · · Score: 1

    Hurts to say no? I find it gleefull to say no. Learn to embrace the joy of telling friends, "sorry I dont work for free". Now if a buddy wants to mow may lawn for 3 weeks for me in trade for dinking with his computer? sure. want me to wast 4 hours putting Windows 8 on something, you had better bring me a bottle of JW Blue when you ask.

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  63. Here's your problem... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "...requiring to work remotely. "

    Making it a requirement generally causes your resume to be put in the "no" pile.

    I know if you were to send it to me, and I wasn't hiring specifically for a "remote" employee, I'd put it in the "no" pile without reading it any further.

  64. Finance people - mafia tactics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2

    That''s what happens when finance people take over. They bought the company as a vehicle for getting bank loans.

    1. Buy company.

    2. Borrow money.

    3. Pay oneself "fees" out of that money. (PROFIT!)

    4. Company goes bust.

    5. Find another company and GOTO #1.

    ...

    That's how Mitt Romney got rich at Bain Capital.

    1. Re:Finance people - mafia tactics by ebno-10db · · Score: 1

      The killer is that it would be easy, and entirely reasonable, to stop that practice if there was the political will. Simply limit the deductibility of business loans to a reasonable level. Real companies would still be able get loans they needed for expansion, capital investment, etc., and write off the interest as a legitimate business expense. Parasites like Bain Capital would die because the US taxpayer would no longer be subsidizing their absurdly leveraged scams.

  65. Re:FTFY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Expensive in relation to what? 50+ year old American IT workers?

  66. Re:FTFY by cjc25 · · Score: 1

    That's a pretty negative view of young SAs, not borne out by my experience. Are you sure you're not discriminating against them?

  67. Re:FTFY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What a load of BS.

    As a 30 year old admin I can tell you right now that I can easily diag failing hard drives, memory sticks and yes even network issues..

    If you think that you need many many years of experience to do this you are not nearly as talented as you seem to want to make yourself out to be. Go look in the mirror, if your crowning achievement is being able to diag simple hardware problems, then maybe the issue with you getting hired has more to do with your inexperience and not your age.

    Bingo. More precisely, the value in sensing a failing hard drive or stick of RAM is so low these days since these parts are in most situations *perfectly redundant* so you dont even have to act when they fail, you simply generate a ticket (automatically) and have them replaced at the next maintenance window. They are so cheap that you dont even care if the algorithm is false-positive 90% of the time, your system just keeps running and the TCO is still way lower than hiring some codger for $100,000/yr to tell you when the light on the drive cage turns amber.

  68. Re: They can get someone younger for much less pay by lwriemen8809 · · Score: 1

    Absolutely. I have an electronics degree, and I run into developers with CS degrees all the time who are not well read in software engineering. Asking someone what their influences are should probably be a standard interview question.

  69. Re:FTFY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We still recognize a failing harddisk, a bad memory problem, a network routing issue etc, when the young guys just see their mouse, tablet or app not doing what they expect. The young folks know where to look when things work. We know where to look when things fail. Employers do not recognize that until they are hit by disaster.

    Oh fuck you, you ageist piece of shit.

  70. globalist/neoliberal/multculti propaganda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the reason you have no job is because the politicians are no longer under control of the working class american majority.

    The reason they are no longer under control is because decades ago the corporations created an educational curriculum designed to mold young minds so that as adults they would favor ideologies that make the rich richer.

    What makes the rich richer?

    Cheap labor and a divided populace.
    How do they get cheap labor and a divided populace?

    Mass immigration combined with 'civil rights' laws.

    The civil rights movement was a coup by Capital against Labor.

    That coup was made possible by molding young minds to believe that nonwhites are to be put on a pedestal and catered to. This was done by the educational curriculum that contains a multiculturalist/white race guilt core. FakeLeftism, in other words.

    That is why the politicians (acting on behalf of the corporations) were able to import millions of cheap workers from overseas, including programmers, which is why you are here on slashdot.

    The reason you are here asking this question is because of globalist/neoliberal/multculti propaganda and how that propaganda shaped young minds and thereby enabled the civil rights movement and mass immigration.

    Now instead of engaging in a high level discussion about these ideas, just downvote like the ignorant punk you are...there ya go...

    1. Re:globalist/neoliberal/multculti propaganda by IndieVoter · · Score: 1

      In other word, your matra is "help! the paranoids are chasing me"

  71. Re:Potty mouth by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 2

    McManus: Give me the fucking keys, you fucking cocksucking motherfucker, aaarrrghh.

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  72. Management has not evolved by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Management theory has not adapted to the "information age". Managers are living in a bygone era where one body = another body on an assembly line.

    So, when faced with a newly minted grad or an experienced warhorse, the decision is easy: Who's cheaper? Who's gonna work longer hours? Who's going to complain less?

  73. Re:FTFY by laffer1 · · Score: 1

    You're making the same mistake. Some young people know what they're doing.

    Some old people don't know shit. They still use sccs and rcs, pre ansi c and perl to write software because they won't learn new stuff. They still use the same database from the 1980s because they won't learn a modern one. (yeah, i left that job... )

    I'm in my 30s so I'm not in the young group or the old group yet and I see crap on both ends.

    At any age, you can have talented people. Don't judge by age, only demonstrated skills.

  74. Old is just an excuse by StoutFiles · · Score: 0

    My company prefers older workers; we use a lot of older hardware/software on our production lines that suit their skill sets better than younger workers. You can get a job, you just have to get off your butt and go find it. Sorry, but working at a home is a right given to a) cheap outsourced work (think Indian programmer) b) a master of a given field, where remote help is a company's only option to get their help c) you've worked with that company for X years and they can't afford to lose you (a subset of "b")

  75. tasting my own vomit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I find myself in a similar situation and I'm now asking the question: "What is corporate America looking for?" Here's some of my half baked thoughts. (I know you folks will have lots to add here!)

    The current paradigm for a large portion of companies is to move seasoned techies into mid-management roles. While this may seem logical on the surface (you've tons of experience and can impart your wisdom on the next generation, etc., etc.) , does it really make sense. Think about it. You've developed and honed a skill set over many years that specifically targets technological work. What managerial qualifications do you really have? Not to mention what leadership qualities? (NOTE: in my mind there is an enormous difference between a manager and a leader). Essentially you're being asked (with extreme prejudice) to move out of your area of expertise into one that you're ill-equiped to handle. How many of you have experienced this? How many of you had mentoring for the transition? For those that did, was the mentoring well thought out or was it a band-aid?

    So if that's the paradigm corporate America is following, the question is why? That one is actually pretty easy. Most corporation are pretty near-sighted. They look at quarterly profit and not much beyond. As such the products/projects they work on tend to be "low hanging fruit" (I taste my own vomit every time I start using corporate lingo). So... the type of tech personnel that are in demand are relatively inexperienced -- they can [just barely] do the work (or a reasonable faxsimile). A well seasoned tech veteran could kick absolute butt on this type of work, but is viewed as too expensive (read over-qualified). To some degree this is a misnomer, the tech vet could jam out a better solution in less time, but that fact is largely lost on decision makers. The [less than well-thought-out] solution -- force exerpienced techies into managerial roles. The better solution (that won't happen given the current mindset), let the experienced tech guys go after more difficult, long term problems.

    Since there needs to be a paradigm shift before corporate America embraces its experiences techies, my suggestion would be to screw corporate. If you can afford to take some time off, define a product or project that you could work on that kicks butt and that people would want, then go for it. It has never been easier to become your own boss, and let's face it -- innovation comes from the little guys, not the corporate dinos.

    Replies welcome and expected...

  76. Sometimes the issue is capability and not ageism by urbanriot · · Score: 1

    As a middle aged IT person that's contractually in high demand with a large number of companies, I interact regularly with older IT personnel (my age or slightly older) and many companies that have turfed many of their IT staff in general.

    With the former I often encounter a lack of knowledge on new topics, older people that have grown too comfortable with their idea of 'current' technology without expanding their knowledge while a young guy will come in and say, "oh you guys need this and this and this to solve this problem!" The young guy might be overzealous and his idea might crash and burn, yet he was willing to provide solutions where plenty of older IT people come off as either too unwilling to explore alternative solutions or simply lacking the knowledge to solve difficult problems.

    It's also important to keep in mind that as many companies move their services "to the cloud", I've seen a decreased demand for local IT and as this happens I've seen plenty of IT people blame "executive bonuses" or "replaced with young people" when the truth of the matter is that there's less demand for their skillset.

    ... and quite frankly, there's far too many IT people in the industry that skirt by with limited ability because they're surrounded by other people with limited abilities, so when some new people come along that actually know a thing or two, they can bring to management's attention that their IT departments are lacking in skill.

  77. I've never been turned down... by Charliemopps · · Score: 2

    I've never been turned down for a job after I've attended the itnerview. I'm better at interviewing than I am at my job. I've also participated in hiring people and been involved in interviewing them as well and I can tell you the mistakes I see in older people that causes them to fail the interview.

    1. Lie. Your application to a company is like a TV infomercial. Don't say you know C# when you've never touched it. But if say they want experience in MYSQL and you're proficient in DB2 or whatever... just lie. The hiring manager doesn't know the difference and you'll be able to figure it out quickly enough as long as you have google access. You'll have to make a judgement call here but keep in mind the hiring manage usually has no idea what he/she wants, just wrote some crap down on the application and may not even remember that you said yes to that particular part. I for example am fluent in 2 different CRM architectures. So could I admin Salesforce or Microsoft Dynamics? Of course... but the hiring manager might not understand how easy the transition would be. So, I lie... I go download some demos and work in it over a weekend, then head into the interview proficient in both. The first week I can blaim my bumbling around on just getting used to things, but after 2 I should be good to go.
    2. Have a FIRM handshake when you walk in the room. If you don't know how to do it, ask a Marine. I'm not kidding, there are dozens of studies that show the way you shake hands with someone will often doom the relationship before you even talk to them. Learn how to do it correctly.
    3. Ware a suit. Always. Many if not most corporations these days have a form they fill out to hand into HR. Most of its very subjective, and the interviewer gets to enter what he wants. But if they have a question "Applicants appearance" and you're a man, a suit = 10 out of 10, and everything else is 10. It's just a fact. So ware a suit no matter what. Oh, and make sure it's not 20+ years old. You can pick up a new modern suit at JC Pennies for $100. Do it.
    4. For the love of God don't talk about "The old days" or "Back when I worked for IBM" I know you're trying to brag... but what it says to the interviewer is "here's a guy with a lot of entrenched methods and skills that we don't need. We're going to have to retrain all of that out of him!" Don't do it.
    Instead:
    5. Talk about relevant, exciting new technologies. If they're looking for a people soft person, read up on it... learn what's new, what's happening to the company. Get excited about interesting new features. You want to mention at least 5 things about the software package that's new and exciting to the interviewer. That way they are thinking "Not even my best guy told me about that!" Again, I know it sounds silly but don't let pride keep you from getting paid.
    6. Like someone else mentioned above, do not fill your resume with old, non-relevant things. If they need a C# dev and find out you worked as a DBA for 10 years... they then have to worry about you getting half way through a major project and then leave because you found a DBA job that pays more. If they're not looking for a DBA, don't mention that... or if they already know, play it down like that's not what you're interested in anymore. You really like coding and C#. etc...

    I hope that helps.

    1. Re:I've never been turned down... by buddyglass · · Score: 1

      I strongly disagree with #1 and #3.

      Re #1: If I'm interviewing someone whose resume says they're proficient in "X" and, through asking them technical questions about "X" I find out their knowledge of it is actually inch-deep then that's going to be a huge black mark against them. Not because they don't know much about "X"; because it demonstrates they are duplicitous.

      Re #3: You have to know your audience. When someone comes into an interview way overdressed it makes them seem clueless and/or desperate and/or "a bad culture fit". There's nothing weirder than interviewing someone who's wearing a suit and jacket when you're wearing shorts, a t-shirt and flip-flops. It bears repeating, though: know your audience. If you have reason to believe the person who will interview will expect a suit then by all means wear a suit. Where I live, and for the jobs I'm applying for, I find khakis and a button down shirt to be sufficient. You'll probably be more nicely dressed than the person interviewing you, but not by a big enough margin to feel "weird". The goal is just to communicate "I put some effort into looking nice" and possibly "I'm capable of dressing nicely when needed." (Amazingly, some people aren't.)

    2. Re:I've never been turned down... by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 1

      As to suits: It bears repeating, though: know your audience.

      This. A thousand times this. Also, for those who are considering relocation, this varies from region to region. Northeast and urban midwest and south will have slightly higher clothing standards than the more laid back west coast and mountain states. And, of course, the more you're meeting with the public, the better you'll be expected to dress.

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    3. Re:I've never been turned down... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wear the suit. I'm not sure what happens if you ware it, but it can't be good.

  78. Remote Work by Eskarel · · Score: 1

    Remote work is on the outer at the moment, even in companies that used to embrace it. In this economy you're going to actually have to show up to the office if you want work.

    1. Re:Remote Work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I disagree. In my field, I see 100% remote opportunities on a monthly basis. In fact, most companies have to offer it in order to find experienced people to fill the jobs. While I would not mind going to the office on occasion, I have way more productive remotely than in an office. If you are paying to get things done instead of socialize with the brass, consider remote

      What is the difference between sending work offshore or allowing someone to work remote?

    2. Re:Remote Work by Eskarel · · Score: 1

      Offshore is cheaper. There's also a big difference between working from home and working remote. Having a guy who mostly works from home but rocks up to the office once a month or so and is in the same general area as the rest of the staff is functional. Having someone who lives in another state simply isn't, it doesn't work with offshore either, but they do it anyway because it costs a lot less. Doing pure remote work for someone getting US salaries is just insane unless the person on the other end is so damned good that you will pay anything to keep them.

      The overwhelming majority of staff are simply not that good and about your only shot at getting that at 50+ is if you have a very specialized skill set, which from reading between the lines the guy above does't have. His comments read like anyone else's "What I don't know I can learn" well guess what, so can a guy half your age who will turn up to the office.

    3. Re:Remote Work by Pherdnut · · Score: 1

      It was on the outs. It's starting to pick up again, but not for everything.

  79. Re:Sometimes the issue is capability and not ageis by Greyfox · · Score: 2

    Really? Because I see a bunch of young-to-middle age guys throwing framework after framework at a problem hoping it will solve it, without ever taking a moment to actually understand the problem they're trying to solve. They end up with a unmaintainable, cumbersome slow mess that requires java VMs in the tens of gigabytes where a little custom code and optimized SQL would run orders of magnitude faster on much smaller hardware. The custom code also wouldn't require server restarts every couple of days due to memory leaks.

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  80. Depends, how are you presenting yourself? by Stolpskott · · Score: 1

    My breadth of experience is similar, having started programming before i was 10 years old and writing databases in dBase 3 (Ashton Tate, anyone?) for commercial stock control systems before I hit my teens. Now that I am in my 40's, it means I have typically 8-10 years' extra experience than colleagues of the same age, and potential employers are surprised at how young I am when I arrive for an interview.
    Admittedly, this is in Europe, but 5-6 years ago when working in the 'States, I got the same kind of feedback.
    My feeling at the moment is that there is a lot of talent on the shelf at the moment and that companies are still a bit risk-averse when hiring, so those positions you are not getting are probably going to people who are either younger (in which case, drop your age from your CV), less expensive and maybe less capable (either wait for a job that values your skills as you do, or take a lower paid job, choice is yours), or more local to the employer (in which case, reconsider your "remote working only" stance). The only way to find out is to call and ask the recruiters. If the recruiters are internal to the organisation, good luck... I doubt you will get anything out of them as they try to avoid a discrimination lawsuit. But if the recruiters are an external company, you can probably get at least some ideas based on the people they put forward for interview and the ones the potential employer showed an interest in.

    But as to the question "are you too old?", my answer is "no, because in my experience a lot of companies looking for quality rather than cheap, are seriously looking at older candidates favourably".

    1. Re:Depends, how are you presenting yourself? by bytesex · · Score: 1

      God.Ashton Tate. Suddenly I get a flash of their logo on the floppy envelope.

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  81. Re:Lie a little if you live in the bush! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Facts about productivity and remote workers dispute you, but sure stick to your misconceptions. Anyone that has to use their brain or isn't doing rote work seems to benefit from remote work. Seriously Google it. There are tons of studies that dispute the opinion you've conceived. Heck the most popular blogging platform in the world is entirely a remote company.

    You sir, live in a fantasy world where your opinion is right. It is not. You're an idiot jealous of those who get medals. Please kindly remove yourself from the pool of the living.

  82. Silly question by gelfling · · Score: 1

    Of course they are. Been than way for the decades I've been involved. Companies are more up front about it now and it's barely against the law to fire people BECAUSE they're over 35 now. Companies, at least US ones want a workforce, such as it is, of people fresh out of school who stay for 3 years then bolt. And every year they want to pare even that population down by 5% or more so that between turnover and 'productivity' none of them will have a US based workforce at all soon.

  83. Re:Lie a little if you live in the bush! by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

    Facts about productivity and remote workers dispute you" Your little story is no more valid than you claim his little story is until you provide those "facts" you claim exist.
    If you're going to act snarky, don't be shallow simultaneously.

  84. You're lucky by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, you are whining and yes that's very common. It's not just the tech world.
    Imagine if you didn't have your skills.

  85. Re:FTFY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How typical for a youngster to think so. Yes, you can detect that a hard drive has failed. But real senior IT techs will predict when the drive will fail, and take action before it happens.

  86. Re:FTFY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What a load of BS.

    As a 30 year old admin I can tell you right now that I can easily diag failing hard drives, memory sticks and yes even network issues..

    If you think that you need many many years of experience to do this you are not nearly as talented as you seem to want to make yourself out to be. Go look in the mirror, if your crowning achievement is being able to diag simple hardware problems, then maybe the issue with you getting hired has more to do with your inexperience and not your age.

    You stated you are 30 years old. You are not a youngster any more grandpa. ;-) I have 20 years of IT experience across a variety of domains yet finding work, much less meaningful work, has been getting difficult during the last 5 years. Employers want an inexpensive workforce. Recently a local company was crowing about hiring a bunch of college students enrolled in a 1-year network certificate programme for 30K per annum. Sure for a one-year programme and at age 18-20 as a first job 30K might be reasonable. But then the company posted positions requiring 1-2 years of IT experience, yet held fast to the sub-par wage; they didn't explicitly state the salary, instead they asked applicants to state the salary they'd accept for the position.

  87. Mir ist es dasselbe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm in my mid-50s and feeling the same way due to the same basic situation; I'm seriously considering getting out of the profession altogether, after 20 years in it (yes, I started late - when I was in my mid-30s).

  88. Re: They can get someone younger for much less pay by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

    Absolutely. I have an electronics degree, and I run into developers with CS degrees all the time who are not well read in software engineering. Asking someone what their influences are should probably be a standard interview question.

    Still, I'd like a programmer to know when a problem is NP hard.

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  89. well... by buddyglass · · Score: 1

    You're requiring to work remotely. That rules out at least 50% of potential employers and likely more than that. I'm not convinced ageism is the issue here, but, just in case it is, go ahead and make your resume age-less:

    1. Don't give a date for when you received your degree(s),
    2. Don't include a picture (including on LinkedIn) or choose one that was taken when you were younger, and
    3. Only list your last ~10 years of work experience.

    I've also had good luck using head hunters and/or getting hired by people I've worked for in the past who are now employed elsewhere. I'm a known quantity to them.

    1. Re:well... by Megane · · Score: 1

      3. Only list your last ~10 years of work experience.

      I'm going to reiterate this here. Sure, keep a separate text file with all your work experience, salary levels, etc., that you can print out and use to quickly fill in a job application form. But that's not what you want to put out for the world to see. One of the things an employer wants to see is that you don't have any unexplained gaps in the past 10 years or so, like you might be hiding something. (Like, say, being in prison.) Beyond 10 years, they really don't care.

      In my case, I was self-sufficient living off of money from a shareware program back in the mid '90s, and got tired of explaining it all the time. I was sure glad when I had enough employment experience to drop it from my resume and job application forms. I do have some time when I was living off of savings from 2006-2010, but it started off as a "sabbatical" and then the economy tanked. Even then, I got two jobs from cold calls during that time, including my current one, and will happily explain how I was able to get jobs to come to me during a bad economy, when I wasn't actively looking for employment.

      Still, I think it's the remote work requirement that's the real problem for submitter. Over the past five years or so, telecommuting has fallen out of favor with companies. Even when they are willing to allow it, the company still needs to have proper infrastructure for it (VPN support, etc.) Unless you're a top-gun hotshot with a reputation (and not just the word "kickass" on your resume), you need to either be able to live where you can commute to work daily, or be willing to take a temporary relocation job living out of an extended-stay monthly suites hotel for a few months.

      You also need to know where the jobs are. Submitter has implied in another post that he only really knows about Silicon Valley, where he doesn't want to be (and I can agree) but not about other parts of the US (like Austin or RTP). He also implied that he has some kind of circumstances for wanting to be where he is, but not what they are. (Family member in bad health? Divorced and staying near the kids for visitation? Underwater mortgage?)

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  90. oh yeah... by buddyglass · · Score: 1

    You might try looking for jobs here.

  91. A dirty word: Age discrimination by jandersen · · Score: 0

    Well, two words, in a dirty combination.

    It is of course illegal to not hire somebody simply because of their age, but that is what goes on all the time. Many if us have been in that situation, one way or another. Personally, I got "made redundant" - which means that tecnically, that position should no longer be required, but funny enough, they hired a younger guy in his late twenties to do my job. Only, it was in 'another' department. I'd been there for over 10 years, won awards and generally had briiliant feed-back from my colleagues, and was loyal and hard-working.

    It has taken me 7 months to secure a new job. I have been to how many interviews? 20, maybe 30; it generally goes like this: they seem my CV and love it. I have a telehone interview and they love me for my skills and experience. I come to a face to face, and have a very good conversation. And then I get a rejection because of some minor triviality, like 'not enough in-depth knowledge of what-ever' - something that is clearly not the real reason: namely, that I am 'old', ie. over 50.

    And that is such a ridiculous reason on all levels. Even when I was a child, 50 was not 'old', and you were expected to work until you were about 65 - even in manual labour. I have ages of experience with UNIX, Linux, C, C++, Oracle, DB2, ... - even Fortran and COBOL, and I am physically stronger and more agile than a large proportion of younger developers. According to the stats, I have some 30 - 40 years of healthy and productive life ahead of me, and according to other stats, society will very soon not be able to care for the pensioners, if people have to retire at an age of just 50. Or 60, or even 70, for that matter. This is going to hit those also, who idiotically won't offer employment to middle-aged people, because if society struggles financially, then the value of everybody's savings will be hit, and that ultimately means your retirement money.

    1. Re:A dirty word: Age discrimination by Pherdnut · · Score: 1

      Don't be too sure that's always the hidden motivation. I'm a very strong core JavaScript dev with only 6 years of experience and plenty of the latest stuff but that happens to me all the time. I could write a decent book on JS and I've had tech interviews stop early and get moved to the next phase based on my expertise with it but I'll lose out because I didn't learn or don't have years of experience in the 1 out of 6 popular app architecture frameworks d'jour that they wanted. Just stupid stuff that takes a couple days to get competent with, a week or two to really master.

      Sometimes you have to sit down and self-teach some of this fad-tech junk just to get past the people who think finding qualified candidates is like ordering on a menu and will ignore the fact that you're a monster on the core technologies because of some triviality that within a week or two of hire won't matter a tenth as much as how much depth somebody has in the actual language.

      Also, you might be running into a common programmer prejudice. You only have C/C++ on your list. That bugs me less than just C# or Java or Python, (definitely just JavaScript - very little excuse there since we're exposed to so much via back-ends we work with) but a lot of devs are skeptical of people who have been at it for more than a couple years and only learned one language, or perhaps more accurately one language and the same language with a giant robot OOP arm bolted on to it.

  92. Re:They can get someone younger for much less pay. by Eskarel · · Score: 1

    Well given that at some point we all decided that being a CEO was a skill set of some sort and that you could just go find a guy who had been a CEO of a car manufacturer and put them in charge of a dairy company. I'm not sure exactly how that makes any kind of sense, but those folks own most of the world's wealth so they must be getting something right.

  93. Re:They can get someone younger for much less pay. by ebno-10db · · Score: 2

    They have business school knowledge (a very different thing from actual business knowledge) and great political skills. A touch of psychopathy doesn't hurt either. Who cares about actual business knowledge when you'll collect your absurd paychecks, bonuses and stock options before your shortsighted business practices really start screwing up the company.

  94. Anti-discrimination laws involved by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you put your age on, it goes into the wastebin before anything else. Due to anti-discrimination laws if your C.V. has ANYTHING on it about possibly discriminatory matters employers don't even look at you further (yes, even though that's discriminatory).

  95. I have a software company and I'd really want... by Assmasher · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...someone like you involved - but the problem is that your greatest value to me would likely be your actual presence at the company. The guy who stays calm in the face of adversity, who had seen it all, who would head off problematic decisions before they become canon, et cetera. All of that is awful hard to do when you're a remote worker.

    My point is that your greatest asset IS your experience, and that's difficult to share remotely (unless you're an architect or someone who works a bit more in isolation.)

    My $0.000002

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  96. Re:FTFY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are exceptions, to be sure.

    A more accurate picture of what the OP was probably trying to say would be this: we grew up in an age where computers were extremely resource-limited. (Take the Atari 400 I started out on, for instance - *kilobytes* of RAM and a cassette drive to store my work.) We learned the guts of the computers because we had to. Fast forward to college, get an EE degree instead of a CS degree, throw in some compiler/OS classes from the CS side of the building and voila: out pops a graduate who completely understands why the system acts the way it does, from the highest-level language down to the electrical signals on the bus.

    Even CS grads back in the day did not get that big picture knowledge. Today, they have even less comprehension about the innards of a computer than back then. As usual, there are exceptions to the above, but not many.

  97. Re:FTFY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah and I'm sure these kids can work remotely just like this old guy _requires_. They could also hire me, I'm not as good as those Eastern Europeans, but since I'm a 3rd world worker I might be cheaper. I probably spell better than most Americans too ;).

    On a related note, see all those initiatives on trying to encourage women to go into easily outsourced fields? It should be obvious now why that sort of thing may not be so good for them if the women are in expensive countries. Anyone who needs so much encouragement would be years behind these kids in experience and skills, but can't compete on price if they are living in an expensive country.

  98. Re:FTFY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    BS B1B

  99. Perhaps you are not as good as you thought. by jellomizer · · Score: 1

    Sometimes it isn't ageism, but the fact you are not as good as the other candidates.

    I work with some people who are much younger than I am and people who are much older too. And here is a bit of a secrete. Technical skills and experience is only small part of the equation.

    First we have flexibility. I have seen some of the older workers who are close to retirement who are really good and can use their experience to jump onto doing new things like they have been doing it for years. Then you have a bunch of people who are stuck in their ways and will refuse to change, demanding formal training, and just being a roadblock to what needs to be done. So if your Resume has FORTRAN, COBOL, C. And even though you say I am ready to learn Java, they don't really take that into much account, other then allowing you to continue your interview. What works better if you have those older languages but you say I have been playing with Java (You can use other more modern stuff too) at home. It gives you far more credibility. It shows that you are actually actively willing to learn, not just saying so so you can get the job.

    Next we have personality. You will need to fit the corporate culture. If you are wanting a job and you are the oldest person there, you will need to be sure that you have other attributes that will make sure you fit their culture. Able to appreciate young people music, up to date on what is currently hot and popular, and not trying to be their dad. Now you can use your age to your advantage as being the cool old guy.

    We have work ethic. We got a lot of companies who have long hours... however there is a lot of goof off time, then you have companies that are hands to the keyboard. Often you get experienced you really don't want to be Long hours and hand to the keyboards. However your often make yourself seem like you are unwilling to go the extra mile.

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  100. Wrong. POST for actions. REFERER, logs, SEs by raymorris · · Score: 1

    > The difference in security between GET and POST is about the same as level ground vs. a finger nail sized piece of tissue paper on that same level ground, since it would have only stopped someone so incompetent to not have been a threat anyway.

    Query strings (GET) are visible to other sites as the referer, and end up in their logs, which may well end up on Google. So if you're okay with the information being displayed with someone does a search for your domain name, it's okay for it to be in the query string. GET is for GETting publicly available documents, and the query string can be used to identify the document. The query string is also visible to third-party JavaScript and .. well just about everybody. So it's in no way private. Additionally, note that any number of people can GET this post and read it and that causes no problems. It can be cached and people can get it without the server knowing and that's fine.

    POST is used to take actions, such as POSTing a message on Slashdot, logging in, logging out, deleting something, etc. That data isn't visible to other sites you visit. It's not part of the REFERER, or document.location, etc. Assuming either SSL or no MITM by someone with access to your network, POST data is private. Additionally, POST explicitly means it has some effect, so it should not be repeated, cached, etc. If you confuse the two, doing something (such as creating a Slashdot post) based upon a GET request, you my well end up doing the action multiple times when it should have been done only once, or not doing it at all when it should have been, because the request was answered by a cache. It's not okay to add four hard drives to my shopping cart when I click "Add to cart" once, so not knowing and respecting the difference is a significant security issue.

  101. Not age by JustNiz · · Score: 1

    Its not your age its the remote working thing.

    I've been trying to find a remote working software developer job for a long time, and there simply aren't and haven't been any at all, unless you want to be paid peanuts and do web development.

      Its that simple.

    1. Re:Not age by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most HR departments are stupid !
      Looking for C programmer, you indicate C++ so not a match.
      Must have experence using MS word, Open Office, you show MS word and LiberOffice so not a match.
      Requires knowing Internet Explorer, you have Firefox, so not a match.
      Needs Masters in CS at least 2 years, you have BS with 30 years hands-on multiple projects,team leader, responsible for million dollar sucessfull projects, so not a match.
      The list could get very long!

    2. Re:Not age by tatman · · Score: 1

      Sadly, you're right. Its that stupid management mantra that if they can't see you, you must not be working. I call it lazy manager syndrome.

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  102. if-than-else ? by raymorris · · Score: 1

    I'm thinking a programmer who doesn't know if-then-else may not be awesome.

    Is width greater than? It was greater then.

    1. Re:if-than-else ? by RabidReindeer · · Score: 2

      I'm thinking a programmer who doesn't know if-then-else may not be awesome.

      Is width greater than? It was greater then.

      The ability to rapidly produce a flashy UI trumps functional code any day.

  103. Re:They can get someone younger for much less pay. by Jawnn · · Score: 1

    Very true. But CEOs are the last people you should expect to realize this.

    Because they have no business knowledge either? ;-)

    No. They have plenty of "business knowledge", but then I expect that you already know that. What they commonly lack, however, is an appreciation for how "all that computer stuff" works, including how much it costs to a proper job of: gathering requirements, design, infrastructure build out, coding, etc. If all you're looking at is the cost per head that can produce n lines per day, without any regard for the quality of that work, the youngsters look like a real bargain.

  104. Chess grandmasters and Techies by rve · · Score: 1

    Chess grandmasters typically in their late teens when they achieve grandaster status, peak in their mid twenties, and retire before their 40th. Their job requires experience, but it is a kind of experience that they start accumulating in early childhood. An 18 year old grandmaster typically has over 10 years of experience. The returns on experience diminish very sharply.

    Doctors typically keep improving with experience and peak much closer to the end of their career. You learn the tricks of the trade in college and by doing it at work. Doctors typically start gaining experience in their mid to late 20s. Though they do have to stay up to date with new developments, their experience and knowledge typically do not become obsolete, so it accumulates. The returns on experience diminish very slowly.

    My hunch is that Techies, especially programmers, are more like Chess players than like Doctors. Our 22 year old intern has over 12 years of coding experience. I started coding around the same age as he did, but almost everything I learned in the first 20 years is obsolete now, except for the basic principles - which our intern learned in college. The returns on experience diminish very sharply.

    1. Re:Chess grandmasters and Techies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the work i do is very much similar to a medical professional and i still grow my skills and capabilities at age 40. i do also consider software engineering a job that requires intense reading and analysis. especially analysing other science, tech and military disciplines. then question my assumptions and approaches.

      computers make the difference. you just need to show your customers/soldiers how.

  105. Re:Lie a little if you live in the bush! by deviated_prevert · · Score: 2

    It doesn't matter why he wants to work remotely. He could be Skynet for all people care.

    Remote workers are not as productive as "there" workers on a number of levels guaranteed, and also quite possibly on actual measurable work performance too.

    This is all about the perception the company has of him, not the other way around. "But he has XYZ" is completely irrelevant.

    You must be one of the "everybody gets a trophy" generation. "Give me something (because of self-inflicted hardship)!" "I am an XYZ type person, give me something because of it!" Meh. Nobody wants that type around when the company might fail if the project fails.

    I was posting in humor, something which on this website at least seems to be in dire need of a coding language change! The whole problem this fellow might be experiencing is the companies he is trying to work for need to hire on the cheap.

    This is nothing new. There are many instances where hiring someone who is on the retirement side of the equation scares the hell out of the executive. He might actually be too good for the positions he is trying to apply for and might be hired on only as a project lead. In which case the choice of working only by remote is not exactly a desirable requirement. Like all situations where intensive communication is necessary for a job, face to face communications trump all other forms. Seeing something done in person face to face can work wonders or it can start wars depending upon the situation. E-mail, Skype, and all forms of remote communications can be positively counter productive if you are supervising a job.

    It doesn't matter is you communicate as well as Walter Cronkite did you can just as easily be misunderstood without the marvel that is face to face interpersonal human discourse, which should facilitate positive debate, teaching and learning not just things like e-mail or Skype like or for that matter Slashdot like flame wars.

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  106. ROFTL no. Would have done so by 40 by raymorris · · Score: 3, Insightful

    There are people who RUN businesses, and there are people who are EMPLOYED by businesses. If they haven't "taken over the company" by age 40, they almost certainly won't. If they've been an employee for 20-30 years, that's probably because that's their preference or where their strengths lie. They aren't going to take over anything.

    Of course, there's the rare case of someone has has run several businesses by age 40 taking non-executive employment for some reason, but that's not the usual case. I've run a few companies and I took an 8-5, but I think I'm the only one in a building with ~200 people. Nobody else here is going to take over squat because they'd rather show up at 8, leave at 5, and and collect their steady paycheck and benefits.

  107. Let them work by p51d007 · · Score: 0

    Yes, new blood is needed in any business, to foster new ideas, but, when you take the EXPERIENCE out, it can create problems. Here is an idea. If companies, government etc..."force" employees to retire at age 65/67 (USA), then by god every politician in the USA should be FORCED out of office also!

  108. The S in SQL is Structured, or nested by raymorris · · Score: 1

    I tend to prefer joins over subqueries, and for many years I wouldn't use subqueries. However, in the very name SQL, Structured Query Language, "structured" means "with nesting". Complaining about nesting in SQL is kind of like complaining about hyperlinks in HTML.

  109. Re:FTFY by ebno-10db · · Score: 1

    Quarterly-report driven businesses are racing to the bottom of the skills pool, trying to find the least qualified, lowest cost cog that will not cause their business to implode.

    Correction: That will not cause their business to implode before the CxO's grab the money and run.

  110. It's this ludicrous bias in favor of youth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What is needed is a paradigm shift where experience is highly valued. In the United States, all else being equal, You are thought to be most valuable if Your age is between 25 and 35. Before that age, You are automatically "too inexperienced" even if You literally saved the entire planet. After that age, You are "too experienced" (a.k.a., "too old") even if You are the leading Expert in the field, unless Your name is something like "Richard Dawkins" or "Stephen Hawking". (I was once denied entry into a Ph.D. program because I was going to be 40 before finishing and was told by a 70 year old Professor, "if You haven't made an earth shattering discovery by the time You are 25, Nobody wants anything to do with You because You are passed it," even though I was able to ace the qualifying exams.)

  111. Same here! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Very difficult or impossible to find a real job, meanwhile Bill Gates & others want to bring FOREIGN younger kids to work in this country...

    1. Re:Same here! by tatman · · Score: 1

      see my post below....chaching chaching. its about $ and nothing else.

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  112. To caferace... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What is your web site like?

    Possible Answer 1: No web site -> Get one.

    Possible Answer 2: Web site not helping -> Get a better one.

    You can then showcase anything you want in any number of dimensions, and any dimension in any amount of detail.

  113. Re: They can get someone younger for much less pay by JustNiz · · Score: 1

    Why wouldn't "my influences are primarily my own 35 years of wide experience" be a good answer?

    The reality is that most new things are actually the same old rehashed ideas and concepts continually re-dredged up and re-lablelled, When you've been around for a while you get to recognise the same patterns over and over again clearly.

    The problem comes where someone is surprised that I dont know all about such-and-such from some new book.

    Pretty much every time this happens, I look into it and have completely seen it all before under another name, or no name at all, because many times its describing what is just basic common sense to us old farts.

    More often than not I have already tried and decided about the same concept years before some bright spark thinks they have just discovered something new and highly insightful and writes a book about it.

    Whats worse is that book becomes flavour of the month to interviewers, who mostly can only word-match on skill names, because they often haven't a clue about the actual field they're trying to employ people for, or what the job really takes, so they just don't get it, or believe me, and hire the monkey who remembered the book title instead.

  114. Re:Potty mouth by RabidReindeer · · Score: 1

    No, you seem to have a problem with profanity in a public forum.

    Please let's keep it clean here.

    I see no convincing argument for this. Your prudishness is your issue, not Seumas's.

    The convincing argument is that you should never talk dirtier than the boss. He/she might not say anything - except in terms of the next raise.

    Fortunately, in my experience, it's hard to talk dirtier than most bosses.

  115. its all about $ by tatman · · Score: 1

    Experience doesn't count for much in this industry. To the bean counters (aka the types that fund and managing projects), you will get more done with 2 programmers paid $25/hr than with 1 programmer paid $50/hr. It's the proverbial problem: you can't make a baby in 1 month with 9 women. But the bean counters don't see it that way. Their spreadsheets equates man hours to productivity and nothing else factors in.

    Part of the problem is its practically impossible to adequately measure cause and effect: aka "this decision lead to +/- quality, +/- hours to implement the next feature."

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    1. Re:its all about $ by JustNiz · · Score: 1

      Agreed. The big problem is that apparently all they teach at MBA school these days is that if you can't directly measure something in dollars or hours, it doesn't actually exist.

      Managers just can't get their head around things like the need for quality or experience because it doesn't have an immediately measurable value, meaning it can't fit in the spreadsheet that has replaced their ability to think.

  116. Re:FTFY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I took over for an old fart who didn't even use functions in his code, I'd find the same algorithm copy-pasted a dozen times throughout a program that had at least three times the code it needed to have. Also that bit of code was sometimes used in multiple programs, and of course if he didn't know how to use functions he certainly didn't use libraries so fixing a bug took ten times longer than it should have by the time I tracked down every instance of it.

  117. Re:FTFY by k8to · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'd expect a systems admin to be able to diagnose a problem like that -- not that ours can. But most programmers I meet can't. They'll be trying to fix their code all day long when their system has bad ram.

    Our customers have the same problem. They'll be asking why our software is slow on "just this one node". Telling us to "fix the bug".

    I have to look through system call timings, application logs, kernel messages, kernel dev tools blah blah to give them evidence of what I already know. "it's a hardware problem. It seems this is a known failure pattern in the linux kernel for cache coherency errors betwen SMP cpus".. or whatever. We're an application vendor. I guess these companies spend enough money with us that it's worth it to my employer for me to play tinker-toy remote systems admin for them via proxy of systems debugging.

    I get roped into these problems because no one else on my team can figure them out.

    It pays.

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  118. Re:Potty mouth by Wootery · · Score: 1

    This is Slashdot, not a meeting with your boss. There's no need to watch our language.

  119. FTW by AndyKron · · Score: 1

    I'm 50+ and after looking at vb 2008 last night I've decided young people can have that bullshit. Fuck programming, it's getting much, much worse.

    1. Re:FTW by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      um... VB 2008 is a couple versions back, 5+ years old. My kids consider me a dinosaur for using it. (I'm 58).

  120. Re:They can get someone younger for much less pay. by Kjella · · Score: 1

    True, but there's also a lot of muppets that think pay = experience = years on CV, some experience is of course necessary but perhaps say at 50 with 25 years of experience they want ridiculously much compared to a 35 year old with 10 years of experience. Of course you can say all experience even if it's now on obsolete technology or products is valuable, but I wouldn't add my Civilization playing experience as strategic and resource management either even though it's somewhat related. A lot of people just put on the cruise control too early, they've no longer got the big ambitions of career, they're just looking to float on their existing skill set into retirement.

    I could point you to several examples, they got a lot of working knowledge of the organization and processes that they're at but if they have to apply for another job I'd probably hire someone half their age that wouldn't be grumbling because they're no longer a Senior Developer IV, their coding skills are rusty, their problem skills are to hit everything with the same hammer they've used since the 90s and they'd no longer have any particular insight in the product, the organization or the history behind it. That is obviously very important knowledge and maybe just as important as getting whiz-bang coder straight from university, but when you're first laid off it doesn't have much value to other employers.

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  121. Exactly right by Weaselmancer · · Score: 1

    That's the difficulty this guy is seeing. Telecommuting positions are fairly difficult to find. I looked for one on-and-off for about a half a year and never found a single one.

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    rediculous.
  122. Yes by WillyWanker · · Score: 1

    Because they don't want to pay you what you're worth. They'd rather hire someone younger, with less skills, that they can pay 1/3rd or less of what they'd pay you, who won't demand vacation pay, sick leave, time off, health benefits, or complain about working 80-hour weeks on salary.

  123. Retire early anyway by boristdog · · Score: 1

    When I hit 45 I put my plan in motion to retire by 55. Now, 5 years later, the plan is going well and I should be out in another 5. So why quit?

    1) Everyone says tech is a young mans game. Bullshit, but the hiring managers believe it, so opportunities after 55 are few.
    2) It has all become corporate. The suits used to leave us alone and if you knew what you were doing you were well rewarded and taken care of. Now we sweat out the next layoff every year because the suits think a grad fresh out of college can replace your 25 years of experience at 1/3 the cost. Or company lost several million a few years ago because they laid off the old guy who knew EVERYTHING. We blew an enormous order from a huge customer because that old guy wasn't here to show us how to do it right.
    3) I want to enjoy life while still young. Sitting in front of a computer all day 5 days a week is not what life should be, even if it does pay well.
    4) I want to get my ass out of the way and let the kids out of college have a damn job.

  124. True experts are always in demand by CptJeanLuc · · Score: 1

    My 50 cents, and based on experience from a non-US country, but still ... true expertise IMHO is always in demand. However, you need to demonstrate that expertise by showing it in your work, and saying the right things in an interview. At least, if I was the one hiring.

    Unfortunately, in terms of getting hired, there is a stereotype you need to fight, as some managers are sceptical towards hiring older IT employees. And I will be as politically incorrect as to bluntly state the truth as I see it ... there is a reason for that! If you encountered enough developers in various jobs, you have all encountered that person. The one who is starting to get a bit older, who is not quite up to par in their output, who absorb things a bit slower, always try to solve a problem in terms of the tools they know, not quite the level of energy of younger peers, without the same willingness to work late hours, not the one who brings a positive energy to the workplace. While at the same time possibly politically savvy and putting up "an air of expertise". Though as their managers eventually discover, there is a discrepancy between the level of expertise they project, and their actual contribution. And unfortunately, these "old farts" are often the most expensive guys on the budget, since they want to get paid for their "years of experience". Plus they are typically in positions of influence, and so bad performance has worse consequences. And thus, you get quite cautious as a manager about making a bad hiring decision for those types of positions.

    So whereas age should not be a disqualifying factor, there is the reality that as people get older, an increasing share of those people will have lower output and less flexibility to adapt than younger peers. You need to be "ahead of the curve" in anticipating those concerns, and ensuring you demonstrate that there is nothing to worry about. You can even bring it out in the open, and state that "look, I know that there is some times concern about hiring older employees, and I can assure you that everything is ok in that area. Here is why ..." Real experience and skills will always show. But don't use age and tons and years of industry experience as the main selling point. Whenever I get that pitch without hearing the substance behind to actually prove it, I get sceptical.

  125. The problem with older workers... by dtjohnson · · Score: 1

    ...is that they are...old. Most managers want to hire people who are younger than them. The last thing they want to do is to hire someone older who has a lot of experience and will sit around sniping everything that the manager does based on that older persons presumably vast experience. Another problem with older workers is that many have serious health issues that are costly to the company, cause attendance problems, and distract the team from the mission. The best approaches for older workers (i.e. over 50) are to work as consultants where experience is sought (if they have marketable expertise), start and operate a small business, look for work as a short-term contract worker where they can be easily let go if they are not working out, work construction if they are physically able, volunteer with non-profit organizations, or run for political office.

    1. Re:The problem with older workers... by iamtheredpill · · Score: 1

      Construction work really? Why don't you get off your fat noob ass and work some construction.

  126. Switzerland is considering just this thing :) by echtertyp · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The Basic Income guarantee is something getting more discussion in German-speaking Europe. Because it makes increasing sense in the 21st century in developed countries.

    Consider that most "work" in Germany, the UK and the US is what could be labeled as "bullshit jobs" (see www.strikemag.org/bullshit-jobs/). People want to create and build, but modern economies have evolved in a perverse way such that most corporate jobs are essentially courtiers and actors. The real value is added by machines and 3rd world labor. The typical white collar worker's main task is to *appear* useful, necessary, and above all busy and stressed, while somehow evading metrics that actually hold them accountable for specific units of something. The key of course is not whether such a corporate drone produces anything, but whether his manager thinks he's necessary, in some way. This is the province of MBAs and culture consultants and so on.

    But freed of the empty, value-subtracting exercise of faking hard work to aquire money credits, people would tend to gravitate toward whatever they're best at. Widespread ownership, or VAT taxes, of machines/robots will keep the funds flowing and get most of the work done, while humans do what they're best at. People get bored, research has found, and it's actually very hard to be a true "moocher." Even if it's creating beer can hats in Texas, people from all cultures are driven to create and build.

    The Swiss are first to come to widespread awareness of this, and will vote soon on a small Basic Income for every citizen. My guess is it will not pass this election, but the insight will spread, rather like the awareness of a round planet or the existence of bacteria. So we'll probably see a Citizen's Income in Northern Europe and Japan first, then the English speaking countries.

    It is also part of the "steady state economics" framework which humanity will be forced to adopt by the end of this century, if math prevails.

    1. Re:Switzerland is considering just this thing :) by Q-Hack! · · Score: 1

      Sorry to inform you, but the Axiom is just a utopian pipe dream from a movie.

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    2. Re:Switzerland is considering just this thing :) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The paranoia/propaganda about communism means that the USA will probably be one of the last western developed countries to accept what is an obvious consequence of automation. This is also dependent on adoption of non-fossil fuel based forms of energy production to power that automation. If we don't manage to get fusion working to replace coal and natural gas for base load generation in the next 20 years, there's a good chance that civilization will break down. There are huge entrenched commercial interests that do not want to see this transition happen.

    3. Re:Switzerland is considering just this thing :) by stoatwblr · · Score: 1

      "The Basic Income guarantee is something getting more discussion in German-speaking Europe. Because it makes increasing sense in the 21st century in developed countries. "

      It's also unsustainable political hot air emitted by people whose only purpose in life is to be re-elected. Take a good hard look at the economics of such plans and you'll realise they're impossible.

      Europe and the USA have rapidly aging population and it doesn' thave the safety barriers that Japan had 20 years ago when it started to be in the same position.

      Alvin Toffler postulated 40 years ago that in "the future" there would be technocrats who work a lot and get paid, along with others who don't work and get money anyway. He missed the point that when the people working get the shit taxed out of them to pay for those who don't work, they'll mostly decide it's easier to take their ball and go play somewhere else.

      http://redpillreport.net/2012/07/24/the-little-red-hen-socialism-even-a-child-or-liberal-can-understand/

    4. Re:Switzerland is considering just this thing :) by Seumas · · Score: 1

      Call me old fashioned, but I kind of prefer the world where you need something done and if I have the skills to do it, you pay me for providing the service you require and if you don't require my services or I can not fulfill that need, then nobody pays me anything for not doing anything.

    5. Re:Switzerland is considering just this thing :) by curtwelch · · Score: 2

      The idea of a Basic Income is far wider and older than just what is happening in Switzerland and the EU. It's building popular support all around the world.

      In the US, it goes back to Thomas Paine and his 1795 publication of Agrarian Justice.

      The state of Alaska has had a working Basic Income since the 80's. Every person in the state gets a check every year of around $1000 as a Basic Income. Brazil and Iran both have a type of Basic Income in place today.

      There's a petition at whitehouse.gov right now if you want to sign it and gain support for the idea in the US:

      https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/establish-basic-income-guarantee-all-americans-similar-what-being-proposed-switzerland/jFbgDZ4h

      In the late 60's in the US 1200 economists signed a petition and sent it to congress advocating a Basic Income. It was debated in the house but ultimately failed to gain traction. The idea has been around for a long time, and it keeps coming back. It's needed more today, than at any point in the past.

      There are always people quick to call it stupid (as we see in this thread), but those people clearly don't understand the larger complexities of economics, sociology, and the problems we face in the world today. Economic Inequality is the world's single worst problem today. All other social problems such as poverty, health, crime, and war, are all fueled, driven, and created by, economic inequality. Even the very attitudes we see in this thread ("Oh fuck that. Produce or die.") is directly created by economic inequality. Though the world is rich enough to create a safe, healthy, peaceful, and easy life, for all 7 billion of us, where no one needs to struggle, or feel insecure, we have failed to do that. People live in constant fear because we have no security. And it's the economic inequality that creates and drives that fear. No matter how rich any person is, they always end up fearing they will lose their wealth and power because there are always people below them who are suffering to remind them how bad life can get.

      No matter how much, or how little one has, they always fear losing it. And it's that fear that makes them say things like "Oh fuck that. Produce or die.". They fear that someone will try to take away the little they have, so that statement is really written to mean "I'm so scared of losing the little I have, that I have to speak out and kill any ideas of letting someone else take something away from me".

      The rich that have so much more than we do, act as reminders of how much we have "failed" to be "productive" in society, and the poor that have so little, remind us that there are always wolves nipping at our heels. This effect keeps everyone in constant economic fear. The larger the total inequality in society, the larger the stress and fear it creates all across society. It creates as much stress at the top of society, as the poverty does at the bottom of society. The inequality turns society into a a big dogfight where there is constant pressure to climb higher and push others down, before they push you down.

      Inequality continues to get worse, and worse. In the US, inequality is at a 80 year high worse than it was back in the great depression. This is because of technology. Technology creates wealth, which is should be good, but at the same time, it creates greater levels of inequality. The wealth of technology, always tends to flow to a minority. It does not naturally trickle down. Technological wealth trickles up. We have offset 100's of years of advanced technological wealth, by building these large welfare states. But despite how large the welfare states have become, they are still not enough to fix the growing inequality. Higher taxes for the rich and more government services for the poor will help offset it, but it won't fix it. Technology is getting to

    6. Re:Switzerland is considering just this thing :) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The real value is added by machines

      Machines don't add value. Developers who design machines, workers who build them, mechanics who fix them, and operators who control them add value. Capitalists who invest in machines also add value (they allocate resources more intelligently - investing in expensive machines today to free humans for more meaningful work in the longer term and taking the risk that their machine won't be sufficiently efficient or will become obsolete before it's "paid for").

      The notion that most white collar workers don't add value is absurd -- if they didn't, competitors would get rid of their white collar workers and beat the pants off the competition by cutting prices.

      You sound like someone who just doesn't understand that deploying capital (including human) requires planning and insight just as writing good software requires planning and insight and simply rejects that reality.

      Sure, there are lazy, incompetent, boot-licking, sycophant white collar workers -- just as there are blue collar workers and laborers. And, yes, there are probably a larger proportion of such white collar workers than laborers (mostly because it's much easier to measure the output of a laborer every hour while white collar worker's impacts, good or bad, can take years to be accurately measured if they can be measured at all). However, a laborer's decision rarely makes a significant improvement in product or profits - most of these come from white collar workers.

      A Basic Income (a.k.a. "welfare for all") might make sense to deal with the reality that the number of low skill jobs will plummet in the next 100 years as technology and mechanization replaces them (requiring more white collar jobs by the way). However, any country that adopts a "livable" Basic Income will regret it long term as slowly they Basic Incomers will breed and swamp the gene pool and culture resulting in an ever decreasing percentage of productive workers. It could work for a few decades in a small monoculture such as Switzerland where cultural pressure and norms will reign in the negative impacts for a while, but in diverse countries, it won't work for nearly as long.

      A Basic Income might work with some conditions. In particular with restrictions on the ability to breed and swamp the society with freeloaders. Perhaps each resident gets three years over their lifetime of Basic Income (a.k.a welfare) without penalty. However, the Basic Income would be adjusted down, perhaps by 25%, for each child someone has produced (a comprehensive DNA database with every resident would be required - in particular to track down the fathers and still borne children would not count). To receive a Basic Income after the "Three Year Freebie", permanent sterilization might be required (or, government doctors could certify that a woman is post-menopausal - no need to do surgery if not needed to achieve the goals).

    7. Re:Switzerland is considering just this thing :) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The state of Alaska has had a working Basic Income since the 80's. Every person in the state gets a check every year of around $1000 as a Basic Income. Brazil and Iran both have a type of Basic Income in place today.

      You do know, don't you, that this is not a "Basic Income". The Alaska Permanent Fund is fueled by (pun intended) oil revenues and its creation was motivated largely by the government squandering the massive revenues from oil leases at a time when the population was around 300,000. When the oil dries up, the fund will be unable to continue paying out $1000 (in inflation adjusted dollars) to each resident forever. As well, $1000 is NOT a "basic income" - no one who doesn't own their own property with a means of production on it can live on $1,000 a year in Alaska..

  127. Happened to me too at 33 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So I experienced the same thing. I had a two page resume that covered 15 years of work history. I found much better luck when I chopped it down to only the last 10 years of employment history. People have shorter attention spans these days I guess? I've only ever worked in IT and have 17 years of work experience.

  128. Re:Lie a little if you live in the bush! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It seems you have some sour vibes about remote workers. My last job was 100% remote, and my current job is going towards 3 days from home, 2 days in the office. I get a LOT more done from home than at the office, every single time. Just because your personal anecdotes have portrayed remote workers as less productive doesn't necessarily mean they are. You are quite likely missing some major facets to the story.

  129. Team up with a marketing contractor by vinn · · Score: 1

    Find a contractor who works in the marketing field - you know, someone who specializes in things like building websites, developing CRM programs for companies, etc. Often the smaller marketing contractors have a hell of a time finding a tech person who can help support their projects. They also don't understand the nuances of how a lot of pieces of technology fit together. However, and most importantly for you, marketing budgets are fantastic if you're on the contractor end.

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  130. Re:It may be common but it still sounds like whini by Wookact · · Score: 2

    Judging from the lack of job offers though he is not "Kick ass."

  131. Welcome to the disposable workforce by Arrogant-Bastard · · Score: 1

    I'm one of those older people being shoved aside because I'm (pick one) too old, too expensive, too inflexible, too whatever.

    Never mind my degrees, my experience, my continuing education, my track record of success, my ability to adapt, or my insight. None of that matters, because someone 30 years my junior can (putatively) do the same job -- they'll cost half as much and work twice as many hours, until, of course, their time comes and they're replaced just like I've been.

    The fact that I bring incredible value to the table doesn't matter: in a position I recently held, I was asked to evaluate a project that had already sucked down $1.8M. I studied it carefully for several months, and concluded that it was so badly and fundamentally flawed that it had no chance of success -- the best course of action was to dump it and start over. Management didn't want to hear that, so they discarded my careful analysis and eliminated my position. Four years later, after spending $12M, they finally axed the project -- after achieving nothing. It would have been more cost-effective for them to (a) take my advice and (b) pay me $100K/year for those four years to do nothing: they'd have saved $11.6M.

    My point being that those of us who are older sometimes have very finely-tuned instincts about failure: we've experienced it enough to know what it looks like when it's still a long way off. Simply listening to us when we say "ummm...no, that's a bad idea" EVEN IF WE DO NOTHING ELSE is likely to result in an enormous payoff, since it'll help avoid wasted effort and budgets. But of course it rarely works out this way: it's easier to hire 20-somethings, underpay them, work them to death, and enjoy the chorus of "yes" "yes" and "YES" that they generate because they don't yet realize that's the wrong answer.

  132. Re:They can get someone younger for much less pay. by Grampa+John · · Score: 1

    True, but one key is to differentiate yourself from the young-uns. I am over 65 and "officially" retired, but I can get as much business as I want. My philosophy is that if someone wants me to write code, my rate is not high enough. Instead, I offer myself as a mentor, or for technical due-diligence, or to help evaluate tech adoptions or architectural choices, or as an expert witness. I am still a productive programmer, but all my programming is now volunteer, open-source work, just for fun. When someone is paying me, I expect leverage. My personal productivity is much higher in mentoring and leadership roles. YMMV, of course.

  133. Re:FTFY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "We still recognize a failing harddisk, a bad memory problem, a network routing issue etc"

    this is.... all very basic stuff.

  134. Let's face it, we start to smell at 50 by albacrankie · · Score: 2

    I'm 58, and already my kids won't come into my office. My wife comes in occasionally, but she's in her fifties too, so she doesn't notice so much. We shouldn't pretend about this. Why do you think senior managers are given their own offices with windows?

    So what are the options? Working remotely for sure. And having some embarrassing pics or info on your employer is pretty useful if you want to be known as someone who is too important to be fired. Knowing how to make stuff work and fix stuff tends to help. A sprinkling of craplang such as agile, scrum, burndown charts, etc, sometimes helps.

  135. Only remote SQA/Hardware work? by SeanInSeattle · · Score: 1

    When I think about how the dev shops that have some part of their product that's outsourced, it pretty much stinks. It stinks to have to maintain it after its been created by the contractor/contracting-agency. It stinks to have to deal with contractors who aren't invested in the longevity of the product. That said, remote-only work for SQA -- I'm assuming the OP meant "software quality assurance" -- or hardware (again, assuming quality assurance here) is going to be hard to find by its very nature. Those roles have everything to do with a product that the potential employer probably doesn't want to stink. The potential employer probably wants the quality folks, at the very least, to be on site and in-house so that they can make doubly sure that their idea of quality is aligned with the business' idea of quality with regard to this product.

  136. pride? by SeanInSeattle · · Score: 1

    I'm saying this because I've had issues with Pride in the past. Management won't ever want to hear that the decision that they made to move forward on a project was a bad one. Further, they won't want to hear start over -- unless its an issue of pivot or go bankrupt. I'm surprised that, with your experience and the value that you bring to the table -- you didn't outline the pro's and cons and then let the management draw conclusions from that. Not only that, but if I took multiple months to come to this conclusion then it will take management a bit longer to come around. Normally, its pride and impatience that bites me in the @$$. I hope you don't struggle with the same.

  137. Opportunity for non-eccentrics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    30 years ago it was expected that IT people were eccentrics. No matter who you were interviewing, being a bit weird didn't count against you. Everyone else who interviewed, if there was anyone else interviewing for the position at all, was also eccentric.

    But you've had thirty years out of school to improve your communications skills, right? If you interview with management, and not just the twenty-somethings that you'll be working with, your communication skills will be a competitive advantage.

    But you have to show up on-site to demonstrate these skills. And if the manager likes you because you're not weird, he's going to be disappointed that you don't want to be in the office.

  138. The value of experience is short-lived by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In a fast-changing field, much experience turns out to be almost useless in a few years. Can you write a Windows Driver? Configure an NT server? Program PL/I? Are you an expert in Windows API calls? How's your knowledge of assembler? Unless you rise to your level of incompetence or execute your exit strategy, you need to keep up with new tech so you can compete with the youngsters on a level playing field. If you want your nebulous, historical experience to count, get into upper management.

  139. You just now seeing this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm 60 and have been seeing this for at least 20 years. I have even had young people that I mentored and taught most of what they know hire a kid over me. That really sucks. See them later and they say that their boss said I was too old.

    And only working remotely will never work.

  140. by all means retire early if you can by 1steve1 · · Score: 0

    if you can retire early, do it. I plan on retiring early myself, I can stay busy hanging out with the elderly at Perkins, then take a nap, then whatever.

    not saying you can't stay busy, if you can afford to retire do it.

  141. I wouldn't hire you either by holophrastic · · Score: 1

    And yes, it's got everything to do with your age and experience, but not the way that you think. I expect younger people to be inexperienced, and need supervision. I expect a young contractor to require management, and being told what to do. I also expect someone with your age and experience not to be a drain on society. I expect you to be running your own business, hiring your own young employees, and creating jobs.

    If you've spent four decades working in the industry, and you haven't gotten to the point where you can start creating jobs, instead of just consuming them, then I don't value your experience anymore. It's that simple. It's your responsibility to start putting your money where your mouth is and to start taking your own employment risks. No one's ever refused to hire a company because the owner is 50+.

    So that's my advice to you. Start creating jobs, stop consuming them.

    1. Re:I wouldn't hire you either by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 1

      You're a moron. Not everyone in that age range cause be running a business and hiring people. There are more people at that age than in their 20's so how the hell do you expect that to work?

    2. Re:I wouldn't hire you either by holophrastic · · Score: 1

      I promise you that right now, today, there aren't too many business owners. Stop scaling everything to infinity. We're not at any risk of every 50+ running a business tomorrow.

      Oh, and many 50+ retire, semi-retire, run businesses without many employees, some have no problem finding work, they "hire" each other, and six 50+ can get together to run a company -- doofus.

  142. It's a Luxurious Life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Could be faulty expectations. I went into the serious long-term job market at 32, after 14 years of occasional real jobs mixed with military, GI Bill schooling, unemployment insurance, room and board for services rendered, etc. By the time I was actually on a job my entire perspective had changed so that everything I did was with the underlying supposition that it would be over in a year or so and I would be out on the street. So my new wife and I bought a house free and clear, learned how to live with nearly nothing although we were making a reasonable living, and in 34 years since we have hardly noticed most layoffs, unemployments, economic downturns, etc. Sometimes it helps to be marginal. I sympathize with people who invested the greater part of their life into one thing, but it just doesn't seem to be viable any more. My wife's current job is doing home care for people, so she reminds me daily not to act all uppity about people who failed to plan like we did.

  143. Edit your resume by whitroth · · Score: 1

    Drop the first 10 years, or stuff unrelated to what you're doing now. You can always say, at the bottom, "Additional information upon request". I did that, and never got asked.

    Oh, and nearly 10 years ago, I started dying my hair. And got a job where, in the time I was there, my manager turned 30.

    A friend who was having trouble getting a job (also a programmer) - she's in her mid-forties - had started getting a few gray hairs... dyed them, and got a job fairly soon after.

    There is an extreme agist bias in the industry, and the way the laws in the US are written, unless you've got seven witnesses and a video of them saying, "nyah, nyah, you're to old for me to hire", there's no way to prove it.

                        mark

  144. Embrace the suck by Roachie · · Score: 1

    I know you are a special little snowflake like the rest of us and if the world would just take a chance and get to know you...

    You must acknowledge that you live in a world where old people are unappreciated and that experience counts for shit. People, your peers, your managers, YOU... we all are more readily fooled by appearances than convinced by substance. Thus, if you look like a tired old man, that is was you are and memorizing the .NET library isn't going to bail you out, sorry.

    I made this mistake for years and thought that hard work and experience and knowledge would make it happen for me. Then I would get passed over in favor of some young punk in powerslacks, who I trained.

    P.S. Betteridges Law

    --
    This sig is not paradoxical or ironic.
  145. Old guy remote by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

    I am in my later 40s, and have been blessed to find my first remote work opportunity (coding) starting several months ago.

    My previous position involved leadership, mentoring, etc. etc. and as such required an in-office presence, even though the boss grumbled about my salary and didn't give me a title or job description that implied those things, that's what he was paying for and what he really wanted. They hired "cheap" overseas remote coders (in addition to the in-office staff), and generally got what they paid for.

    The position before that could have easily been 50% remote work, except the culture really didn't support it. Then, there was a startup I was talking to a few months back that asked the question "you don't need to come in and sit at a desk, do you?" They were looking to save on office space, and they needed to with their funding levels.

    All in all, there is plenty of age/price discrimination out there, places that would rather hire two younger/cheaper heads instead of one older/more expensive one - and as the "old guy" I can sing all day long about how you can benefit from the experience, but that doesn't always get me the job.

    As for remote work opportunities, from my perspective in the South-Eastern U.S., I feel like 90%+ of coders are still expected to come into the office, so if remote work is a requirement, you're amping up the competition by a factor of 10x or more, regardless of your age, beauty, experience or skill.

  146. Age Discrimination is Real by Ronin+Developer · · Score: 3, Informative

    As someone who, at two months shy of turning 50, found himself unemployed as well as seeing how my brother, at 57, can't find anything other a retail job (he used to be an executive but was laid off), yes...it's real.

    Some companies recognize that the old folks possess knowledge and business skills that took years to acquire. Yet, as we age, we cost companies more in terms of benefits (i.e. medical). And, we are at the top of the salary ranges in most cases. Businesses that look only at the bottom line are quick to let us go. Some regret it.

    When I was last let go, there was a clause, in tiny and condensed print, that said to accept my severance (which sucked, btw), I couldn't sue under the Age Discrimination Act (which is supposed to protect those over 40). The also only let me go that day. Others, over the age of 40 have been let go...singly...so they don't have to report on the ages and positions of those let go. The average age at the company is now 36. The company has a 200 employees/consultants...a handful over the age of 45.

    Another company that let a division go listed all employees ages and titles and division to show that age discrimination was not a factor. They complied 100% and also did their best to help us get placed and provided a REAL severance package that showed how much they really cared about the employees they were letting go. It was a great company.

    I don't really want to be a manager...which is where most my age end up...I am a creative type. My resume shows my skills. But, I have been in the work force since 1979. It's not ethical to not list your previous employment if relevant. If you have gaps, you will probably be asked to explain them. So, it's hard to hide your likely age. They aren't stupid. And, some simply will bit bucket your CV as soon as they realize your age.

    In the US, there is a list of questions they can't ask. But, your CV gives you away. In my case, I was lucky that 2 days after getting laid off - I had a chance encounter with an individual who needed someone with exactly my skill set. Age wasn't an issue as my experience is what he needed. Coding is being done by remarkable people who are far younger than I. That's fine with me as I am a systems architect and engineer.

    Bottom line is you can't lie on your CV. A background check (which most employers do), will verify your CV. Most ask for references. They better be good ones. So, call the old employer and, if still on friendly terms with them, get their permission to use them as a reference. While HR can't ask certain questions....how the reference responds (like, hesitating or sounding bored or enthusiastic) makes a difference.

    If I get laid off again (knock on wood), I will likely be self-employed or doing contract work.

  147. Re:FTFY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is actually very indicative of the problem. Someone makes an oversimplified comment because he doesn't have time or inclination to itemized all of the cases he is talking about.

    Someone retorts with a possibly less informative, less detail oriented answer AND clearly singularly focused anectdotal in nature, and gets modded informative.

    You think you can diagnose these things quickly. You are a system admin, and should be able to more quickly than a software guy. But if software guys spin their wheels for days before they decide it is, and then they come to you, what do you do? You say "Prove it" and go back to reading /. because you are the new cleric in the tower.

    And in 20 years you will be bitching about the kids. 20 years ago people were calling me a kid.

    You know what never ever changes. The younger people among us think they know more than the older people, because they know the latest tool better. The older people think they know more than the younger people, because they can do the same thing without the tool; when the tool breaks, etc. So the kids are faster when everything is running right, and the old people are better when the shit hits the fan.

    This never changes. I was a shit ass know it all then, you are now, and tomorrow you will be the krumudgeon.

  148. The decline of available work... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... cuts your pay rates at the time of "actual" retirement... thus saving Sociable :-) Security.

    Once other changes to the health-care environment take effect in the USA, the actuarial tables will, once again, be accurate enough to save Social Security.

  149. Stop whining by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your generation's arrogancy is exactly what's wrong with this economy. YOUR generation took all the jobs, lived the good years, bought all the houses, will have a nice pension, and more. My generation is left without jobs, and even if we have them we have to work our asses off for a pension system that will no longer exist by the time we can benefit a single cent from it, and even renting a small apartment with just 1 salary is a very daunting task. Thank you for screwing the chances of your children! Now, please, stop whining!

    1. Re:Stop whining by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Take your own advice. I can understand why you post as an Anonymous Coward!

  150. OOOH! OOOH! I know THAT one!! by grep+-v+'.*'+* · · Score: 1

    We get people who want security jobs who can't answer, "What's the difference between a GET and a POST request?"

    A GET request doesn't always get you a sandwich, while SUDO GET does.

    What the hell's a POST? Cereal??

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    If the universe is someone's simulation -- does that mean the stars are just stuck pixels?
  151. You're not trying hard enough by caogdin3419 · · Score: 5, Informative

    I love watching youthful ./ folk give advice on topics for which they have no credible experience.

    I'm 72 now, and still gainfully employed...just not by 35-year-old "managers" (or worse, "executives") who haven't got any substantive experience to evaluate competence. After a career consulting to IBM, Intel, HP, Amoco, DuPont (and lots more) at the CxO level on IT strategy, I semi-retired in 2001, to a small mountain town nestled in the Sierra Nevada mountains. Up here, the body of "technical talent" is composed of self-taught "experts" who wouldn't know how to make changes to a registry, or whip up a quick script to solve a user's persistent problem.

    So, I reached out to local businesses with computers who experienced lots of "crashes" and "fatal errors" and had gaming computers when they needed a laptop ('cause that's what the local store wanted to sell). I have several clients who keep me busy, and who have learned to accept my counsel as focused on THEIR business needs, not what's convenient for me.

    The trick, for me, was to figure out what services to offer (hint: what they want, not what I want to do), and how to price my services; small businesses HATE to pay by the hour, because they understand that provides incentives to waste time in getting to the solution. I changed the model to a fixed monthly fee for most services, and a price schedule for extraordinary things (like properly configuring a new computer to add to the network). I make a comfortable living that supplements other family income, and keep my skills sharp.

    Find your own path and make it yours. Don't try to get hired by people who can't appreciate your value. That way lies madness. --cao

    1. Re:You're not trying hard enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amen. People still have not learned to think or get a mentor to help them. As you have done using your knowledge and experience (not "old" as many say), you are creative. Most young people have nothing substantial with their skills or knowledge. They are "Papaya" or Banana trees, but people like you are pecan trees. The person asking the question should think about writing useful, simple to use and student friendly books and self publish them.

    2. Re:You're not trying hard enough by caferace · · Score: 1

      I'm 72 now, and still gainfully employed...just not by 35-year-old "managers" (or worse, "executives") who haven't got any substantive experience to evaluate competence. After a career consulting to IBM, Intel, HP, Amoco, DuPont (and lots more) at the CxO level on IT strategy, I semi-retired in 2001, to a small mountain town nestled in the Sierra Nevada mountains.

      Interestingly enough, I too (and I'm the guy who Asked Slashdot this question) I located myself in the Sierra Nevada foothills. Howdy, neighbor.

    3. Re:You're not trying hard enough by Pherdnut · · Score: 1

      Yeah and we're constantly making gross over-generalizations about people too.

  152. Been There, Done That, ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    As a software developer who is over 50 I too have found job search to be very difficult. If it isn't the laundry list of obscure requirements there is always someone who isn't technically competent telling me that I'm not qualified to do the work. Although I've been told that I have a "strong" resume, responses from job applications I submit are few.

    Being a very introverted individual, I have found human networking (as opposed to computer networking) to be painfully difficult. The best solution I've found with human networking is to have a former co-worker who is willing to act as an advocate for me within the organization. Unfortunately, I've lost touch with many former co-workers and am uncomfortable approaching the few that remain.

    All that being said, I have found that things will eventually work out ... it's just a question of how long.

  153. Fuck it all. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've been doing the tech thing for 15 years. Smarter, faster, younger, who cares. If you don't own the business you're nothing. Own the business and the profits are all yours. I'm starting to think that employment is for suckers.

    1. Re:Fuck it all. by vmfedor · · Score: 1

      Only someone who has never run a business before could confuse the simplicity of being an employee with the massive headache of running a business. When running your own business the payoffs are greater for sure but the sacrifices are innumerable.

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      I like my women how I like my sugar.. granulated.

  154. Start a business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't understand why there aren't more startups poping up from all the kickass older workers. Wouldn't a person with 30 years of industry experience and great technical chops would be a good founder? Plus after 30 years working in a tech field, you've got your house paid off and potential seed money stashed away, right?

  155. Re:FTFY by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

    They *THINK* they can get someone younger for much less pay.
    And they *THINK* they will get all the experience from that younger person too.

    And they're the ones signing the paychecks, so any difference between what they think and reality is irrelevant.

  156. All I can say by bferrell · · Score: 1

    I'm 55 and I have to beat them off with a stick. I also don't require remote work... I'd like and sometimes get it, but I don't require it.

  157. The bigger question is . . . by sgt_doom · · Score: 1

    . . . this "older" dood still doesn't understand this???????

  158. Re:FTFY by sgt_doom · · Score: 1

    A couple of network engineers in Austin once used the same argument to me when I warned them about offshoring at their corporation (back around 2003-2004). The next time I happened to see them, they were being interviewed by a local Austin TV reporter, and were living in a park in Austin!

  159. I can't believe the US job market is as tough ... by sgt_doom · · Score: 1

    ....as it has turned out to be. (WTF?)

    No offense, dood, since you make several lucid comments, but have you ever familiarized with the habitat in which you exist (namely America)? I mean, we have been in the "official" 4th jobless recovery, (really the 6th), which means that of those jobs lost, only half again are created, and of those, half are at less wages than those lost, and a larger portion than ever are now temporary or contractor jobs.

    You are now beginning to realize why David Rockefeller accompanied President Nixon and Henry Kissinger aboard those flights to China when they were opening relations with them (Rockefeller established banking operations in both Beijing and Moscow back in 1973). You may now be realizing why David Rockefeller founded the Council of the Americas to lobby for the passage of NAFTA --- which was primarily about allowing for foreign ownership of Mexican banks, and secondarily about offshoring jobs there. You may now be realizing that TPP, or Trans-Pacific Partnership, is the mother of all "free trade" agreements, and that along with TAFTA or the Trans-Atlantic Free Trade Agreement, we are truly screwed in America?

    Have a nice day, dood!

  160. Conclusion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People who swear are closed-minded swear words themselves.

  161. Re:Potty mouth by RabidReindeer · · Score: 1

    This is Slashdot, not a meeting with your boss. There's no need to watch our language.

    Does your fucking boss know your fucking username? Don't develop fucking habits that might fucking slip out when you don't fucking want them to!

  162. You might further expand your horizons..... by sgt_doom · · Score: 1

    ....by understanding that back in 2000 or around there, there were four countries in the Middle East which had yet to sign onto the WTO's Financial Services Agreement (allowing for foreign ownership of banks and acceptance of credit derivatives): Iraq, Libya, Syria and Iran (since then, Iraq, an invaded country, and Libya, with their overthrown government, have since signed on).

    Starting to wise up a bit?

  163. Tell interviewer that age is no problem for you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Interviewers might be concerned that you won't take instructions from a boss who is much younger than you are.

    I talked about a job with someone in a temporary agency. I told him I wouldn't mind working with, or for, people who were younger than I was. He gave me a very heartfelt thank you for saying that. The job was closed, but he forwarded my resume to someone in another office.

    I suggest you do the same thing. Tell the person who is interviewing you that you get along fine with people of every age.

  164. Too many joins != good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They slow things down + can lag them to a halt. Query a query (or resultset of a query) often isn't a bad idea.

  165. Re:Potty mouth by Wootery · · Score: 1

    Now now, language :P

    Does your fucking boss know your fucking username?

    No, but I wouldn't mind being known to have sworn on the internet on my own time. It's not like I'm promoting racial hatred.

    Don't develop fucking habits that might fucking slip out when you don't fucking want them to!

    I think this would be more of a concern regarding how you speak casually, than how you phrase comments that you post on the web. All things in moderation.

  166. Re:FTFY by luciano.moretti · · Score: 1

    He's not talking about Sys Admins, he's talking about DEVELOPERS.

    Yes, I expect someone with an IT degree and 5 years of Sys Admin experience to spot those hardware errors, and they usually will. But a guy with a Software Engineering degree and 5 years of Java development? Some of the ones I've met can barely find the power button, let alone know that they should occasionally defrag the hard drive on their Windows machine.

  167. you have to work remotely? by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 1

    Sorry, but the idea of letting people work from home just isn't that good. The reason off-shoring an suck isn't because it's indians or chinese people, it's because having people spread all around makes it hard to have a good solid team. I think companies are realising that so you might have to get out of your pajamas and actually leave the home.

    1. Re:you have to work remotely? by caogdin3419 · · Score: 1

      I think your mileage may vary, quite considerably.

      I spent most of my work life, and have since about 1992, on-line with others. Yes, eMail can never substitute for the richness of f2f conversation...but that's what Skype is for :-).

      Working remotely requires management to change from the "martinet," who only knows you're working 'cause he/she can see your face--whether you're productive or not, to the "production supervisor," who knows you're working remotely because you produce results. I spent a good 15 years teaching large companies that basic rule in preparation for the Internet. The one's that got the message thrived; the others are also-rans. It's still surprising how many "executives" (yes, I'm looking at you, CEO of Yahoo!) still can't wrap their head around measuring results, not mere presence.

    2. Re:you have to work remotely? by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 1

      I'm sure some people can do it. Nothing is ever black & white but I think in most cases there are two groups of people. Those who do nothing but answer emails when they're at home and those who work hard because they feel a bit guilty that everyone assumes they're in the other group. I think it helps if you really enjoy your job which I'm not sure most people do which is a shame.

  168. Too old to code, too young to die by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't trust anyone over thirty.

  169. Age or remote? by gatkinso · · Score: 1

    Could be either that is the problem.

    Also I take exception to this statement: "I have the skills and the aptitude to absorb and adapt to any new situations and languages way beyond what any of my college age brethren might have."

    Really? Prove it. I am in my mid 40's and am pretty good at my job... but I have met more than a few very sharp youngsters in recent years. While I agree that you and I have risen far above the average new graduate (we wouldn't have lasted if we weren't good) that does not mean there aren't young geniuses out there that put us to shame. But I guess that since they don't know Pascal or (insert worthless/obsolete skill set here) they are worthless.

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    1. Re:Age or remote? by hazeii · · Score: 1

      One of the best comments, deserves to be modded up.

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      All your ghosts are just false positives.
    2. Re:Age or remote? by bagman1673 · · Score: 1

      I second that exception. I graduated from a nothing university in 1974 with a major in "partying down". There was no computer science department. There were two math classes which were, in fact, Fortran and Cobol. I got into programming via a now non-existent profession called computer operations, which involved a lot of watching antique computers do stuff in the middle of the night. And I got into it because it paid well and was dead easy. Fast forward 37 years and I am still writing code. I can do a creditable job because I have constantly taken outrageous chances with my career and upgraded my skills by taking classes. Plus coding is one of those peculiar mental abilities which can be strengthened with constant use. I can outshine my younger, smarter, and much better looking colleagues with such arcane skills as Oracle SQL, ETL, Cognos, intimate knowledge of outdated technology, work ethic etc. etc. That being said, I have encountered another species of old guy at various contract sites. This is the guy who refers to SQL errors as ABENDS, who refuses to even look at any SQL statement which is not a simple join of two tables, who thinks the "gang of four" has something to do with China in the 60's, has not seen the inside of a classroom in decades and on and on like that. Employers are often not willing to take a chance on getting stuck with the latter sort, no matter how good they look on paper. And nobody will hire you to work exclusively from home. Period.

  170. Re:They can get someone younger for much less pay. by gatkinso · · Score: 1

    That is basically true.

    >> I have the skills and the aptitude to absorb and adapt to any new situations and languages way beyond what any of my college age brethren might have...

    He admits he doesn't have the required experience in many cases (but claims he could learn fast). Why pay 3x more for someone to come up to speed?

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  171. Re:OOOH! OOOH! I know THAT one!! by JamieIanMacgregor · · Score: 1

    POST stands for Power On Self Test... that and wget will download you a better sandwich than Root access will.

  172. Re:FTFY by Cwix · · Score: 1

    >

    It pays.

    This is exactly why I am working on learning the programing side of things. I have found having some knowledge of what an application is trying to do when it fails to be invaluable. I wish to expand my knowledge in that respect and then capitalize on it.

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    You are entitled to your own opinions, not your own facts.
  173. Re: OOOH! OOOH! I know THAT one!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not "power on self test" in THIS context, though. Sorry that wasn't clear and/or funny enough. I'll try harder next time.

  174. Re:I have a software company and I'd really want.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No architects don't actually work in isolation, especially on big projects.

  175. Re: OOOH! OOOH! I know THAT one!! by JamieIanMacgregor · · Score: 1

    congratulations, you win a "whoosh"... I know exactly which POST you are referring to (web forms), maybe my humor is too subtle

  176. Re:Potty mouth by SteveWP · · Score: 0

    Oswald was a fag.

  177. Re:FTFY by ClickOnThis · · Score: 1

    Some old people don't know shit. They still use sccs and rcs, pre ansi c and perl to write software because they won't learn new stuff.

    How can "they" still use sccs? AFAIK, nobody even supports it now. Maybe you can find it on Solaris (uh, I mean Oracle) systems, but I'd guess that's pretty much it. Gnu cssc is capable enough to convert old repositories to something else, but beyond that, I'm guessing there aren't many people (old or young) who use sccs for serious revision management.

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  178. You gotta network by El+Rey · · Score: 1

    The best advice I have for anyone as they get older in this business is to network and build lasting relationships. Be the guy who gets things done with few defects. Be the guy who isn't afraid of new tech. Be the guy who your managers depend on and then follow those managers to new opportunities as necessary and if possible.

    I've had managers tell me, "If these people are ever stupid enough to lay you off, give me a call.", which is exactly what I did when I did finally get laid off as the last engineering jobs on the product I used to work on went to China.

    I have been working remotely, non-contract, full time for 18 years. If I didn't have manager connections who knew me to be very productive working from home, I expect I would have had a hard time finding another remote position. There are some companies that prefer remotes though, so that is one place to look.

    I have been doing commercial software development though, not internal IT, so YMMV.

  179. Re:They can get someone younger for much less pay. by cascadingstylesheet · · Score: 1

    OTOH ... would you hire an old plumber for twice as much, if the only thing you got out of it was that he is old?

    Now, I gather that the OP's argument is that him being older is not all they would get out of paying him more, but it's up to him to make that case.

  180. Free Rider by cmholm · · Score: 1

    > No paperwork. No taxes. No health insurance. No legal liability.

    It would appear that ShanghaiBill is either a free rider. If he were hiring locally in Pakistan or China, he might be able to avoid some of these "costs", but not all. In fact, there would be additional costs, in the form of bribes and kickbacks to get his infrastructure up and stay up, poor security for his person, and arbitrary application of laws, regulations, and jurisprudence when he comes in contact with organs on the government. Instead, Bill huddles within the relative safety what I'll assume is an OECD member state, probably the US, and skates on covering a good portion of the costs that make his cozy existence possible.

    What an amoral fucker. All "Wealth of Nations", without the "Theory of Moral Sentiments".

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  181. Old, shmold by vmfedor · · Score: 1

    There's a lot of weird opinions in the comments I've read so far (wait a minute, am I on Slashdot?).

    First: The poster wants to telecommute exclusively to do "hardware and network" stuff. That's why he can't find any work. Simple as that. Be willing to get your old ass to the office and you'll find a job.

    Second: People argue until they're blue about "old workers" vs "young workers". The fact is that the "team" is what matters, believe it or not. At my job we needed to add a new programmer to our small team, and my boss made sure that I was involved in the interview process. We interviewed three potential candidates: One was a Harvard graduate, one was a very talented middle-aged programmer, and the last was a decently talented 30-something. We caught the Harvard graduate in a lie, so he was out. The middle-aged programmer was absolutely amazing; he would have brought a ton of experience and raw talent to the team, however he was "so much better" than the rest of us that it probably would have created problems in working together. We ended up going with the 30-something, and he's working out just great because he's on the same level as the rest of us.

    Every team is unique, and being better than the rest is not always a good thing when you're concerned about getting work done.

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  182. 512mb netbooks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and why are u not loading them w/linux?

  183. Older Workers by IndieVoter · · Score: 1

    One point not made. It may not be you. In an effort to be 'fair', we have created a workplace where bosses are scared to death to hire anyone except young white, asian, or Euro males. All others, older, female (especially of childbearing age), or any protected minority are to be avoided. Reason? It is a major liability if you need them to perform and they cannot. 'Surprise' pregnancies, 'sudden' discrimination ('someone in the parking lot has a Confederate Flag on their truck') or stubbornness to 'change the way I have write code for 20 years ' will delay products and programs. Bosses cannot just replace people, and get no slack from the management to the issues. Why would any front line manager hire anyone but young, white/Asian/Euro males? I am not defending this attitude, but stating it is the way the world is now. We have pushed discrimination to the point where it hurts the very people that the laws were designed to help. Your Government at work.

  184. no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i'm a system management type who went out at 50 years and one month. 15 years later, i'm happy that i had 15 years of enjoyment. i, too, was a know-it-all back then (even though you didn't use that specific term). try enjoying life.

  185. 51 Years old by Trunkneck · · Score: 1

    I am now 51 years old and have been in the tech field since PCs came into the work place and home. It all started for me when "Dealer swaps" became necessary at my workplace. When I was a car salesman before computers became common I worked as a salesman at a GMC, Volkswagen dealership. No one knew how to operate the computer and were afraid to try and use it for locating the nearest car that we needed that a customer wanted. Whatever the reason may have been like a certain trim package or what have you. I became frustrated with management over this because they could not operate the computer and I was losing sales over it. I said "I'll take a look at it", "No, it's too complicated" they said. Bullshit. Giant hulk of a machine and a blinking cursor. Okay. I grabbed the manual and have never looked back. I became their "go to guy" on that system. Not to mention increasing my own sales I got allot of free coffee and donuts out of that. I started my own home based "Call out" computer repair/networking business and was quite successful. I went to a tech school and got my "Paper". As time marched on and many, MANY people were pumped out of these smaller schools that were popping up around the country the computer repair business became a cut throat business and that was okay, for a while. Then it reached ridiculous proportions where that particular business model was no longer viable. Having been a motor head in the 70's (Which is what got me into car sales to begin with) I was very handy at turning wrenches. I kept seeing these ads in the paper from huge companies like General Mills etc looking for "technicians". It turns out they have an aging group of people and no fresh blood to speak of. I found a niche. Programmable Logic Controllers (PLCs). Instead of an office I am in an industrial setting now and am considered to be blue collar. But you know what? I work with computers, ladder programing, PLCs, touch screen all in one heavy application computers some of which run open source OS's and many other technologies. Now I make 6 figures a year. So if you are having difficulty finding work and can switch gears just a little bit, you may want to look at this. Just thought I'd share that.

  186. Well - the company I'm in might hire you :-) by ccanucs · · Score: 1

    Not trolling here. We were recently in a hiring process. We might have been able to use someone with your skills if they fit the profile we were looking for. Careface (or anyone else reading come to that) - PM me your resume. We filled the current open position but we may have another opportunity in the New Year. We *required* a teleworker - our whole team telecommutes and we're all in the US. We communicate on a daily basis via IM and sometimes Skype and have regular phone teleconferences too, and there are no slackers on the team; everyone is self-motivated.

  187. Your cost by ebvwfbw · · Score: 1

    A lot of times it isn't really the age, it's how much you're charging. That's because a guy with that much experience is more likely to be pulling 200K, perhaps more. A guy out of college you can get for 60K. Often less than that.

    To get around this, use things like linked in. Network like crazy to find those jobs. Use the computer to your advantage. Otherwise I hope you have enough saved up or some way of getting re-occuring income. There's also javascript. You can do that from home if you learn it.

    I'm in the same boat. Good luck.

  188. Young whippersnappers by sjdude · · Score: 1

    I spent 20 years contracting in Silicon Valley after working for Apple in the late 80's. I could tell lots of stories relative to the OP's question, but I am going to boil this down for you young whippersnappers who are going to down-vote this post no matter what. I found a few reasons why OP would ask these questions: 1. Some managers, particularly under age 40, are assholes who, even in this connected age, if they can't see you typing away all day, right under their noses, believe you are "not productive", a term others seem to toss around in their answers. What is productive? 100 lines of code a day, or 20 lines that actually work? What proof? Well how about the silly ass religious adoption of "agile" methodologies. How can everybody look over each other's shoulders if they aren't all in the "hive"? Clearly, these managers have never worked with someone with serious experience. The mania for groupthink management has always originated in academia, where the rubber meets the sky when it comes to shipping anything more than research projects, not real commercial work. 2. Managers hiring "older workers" object to paying them nearly as much (or more) than they themselves make. The younger the manager, the worse this is an issue. They prefer to hire people younger (and cheaper) than themselves. 3. Younger managers don't possess the life experience to appreciate hiring people who are smarter or more experienced than themselves. They feel threatened by experience, not appreciative of it. And they are naively convinced that hiring two younger, cheaper guys is a better bet than hiring one, more expensive, more experienced one. They end up with crap code that maybe works and rarely scales or is resource efficient. I made lots of money mopping up after exactly these kinds of failures. 4. And lest I come off as a "young manager hater", most older managers suffer from some of the same issues, particularly the "I don't want to pay you as much as me" and "I don't believe you are working unless I can see you". But they are even less likely to hire offsite workers, frequently being utterly ignorant of the collaboration technologies that are in common use today. So I don't believe there is any misconception about there being age discrimination in the business of software development. I have seen it first hand. But being old or having 30 years' experience does not give anybody a right to a job. You have to have relevant experience. I figure everything in this business is obsolete in about 3 years, so anybody who has more than 3 years of experience has to have learned new technologies in order to remain relevant. This cycle never stops and it gets shorter every year. But even if you have the latest tech under your belt, there are still age and location to consider. I beat them by remaining current, networking constantly, and living where the work is. Anything less will make it harder. But that doesn't invalidate the points above. Of course, YMMV.

  189. Re:FTFY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd expect a systems admin to be able to diagnose a problem like that -- not that ours can. But most programmers I meet can't. They'll be trying to fix their code all day long when their system has bad ram.

    that's why it is important to have a strong ability in a particular IT field and also be able to help out folks involved with other fields.

    People with the ability to "pseudo-communicate" across skill-sets (on shared issues) are ultimately the people who help 'gel' a team or organization together.

  190. Life happens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just figure you need to 'cut your experience' on your CV, address the job they want, and don't put in a hint of age, years of graduation,etc.

    Yes age discrimination is real. If you are overweight, or 'smoke to much' you will also face discrimination. I have faced it, but I don't go looking for folks to sue either.

    Yes, starting aver 45 jobs start getting a lot harder to find.

    You might find a 'gray hair firm' that specializes in older, stable contractors, or even start one! Yes, we may not be quite as 'cool' as the new kids, but we have seen the same issues arize again and again and know how to keep it from happening, if just given half a chance. .. Later.

  191. Re:Potty mouth by Seumas · · Score: 1

    I don't have a problem with it at all. Thanks for the concern, though.

  192. Re:Potty mouth by Seumas · · Score: 1

    Some of the most vile-mouthed people I have ever known are radio personalities (DJs, talk show hosts, etc) -- a profession in which slipping with foul language can have significant impact on yourself and your employer. I really have to wonder about people who are not capable of (or do not feel they are capable of) knowing when to restrain their language. If you can't watch your tongue when spending the holiday with your mother or your super-religious in-laws, or while on the clock at work, or in other professional environments, then . . . well . . . that seems like a big problem. :)

    The other most vile-mouthed people I've ever known are colleagues in the tech industry. Some of them have been my bosses. One of them was a decorated and published former marine who was the director of our entire technical division. However, these people do not carry over the casual discussion, off-duty, lunch-time, having-a-beer-down-the-street language (or topics) into the office. Because, you know, we're all grown-ups. :)

  193. IT & Computer Science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I spent 20 years working on software/systems in the automotive and defense industries in both classified and public systems. Here the focus is on deliverability of real products that really work where failure means death to your firm and everybody gets fired for fuckups. Only in politics is failure rewarded with money for failing. The dinosaurs failed too even though they were very cool.

    IT used to be a derivative of computer science with an emphasis being on the science part. IT has been turned into a kindergarten play room with complete silliness. Managers who know nothing about what they manage. Political ability is more important than technical ability and a proven track record. Playing well in the sand box is more important than doing it right, i.e. job well done.

    Fortunately that disease has not been allowed to spread into military weapons command and control software, jet engine controls, avionics, and medical device software. The ObamaCare software disaster has proven my point. A bunch of politically connected dolts chose Hadoop instead of relational technology like Oracle, SQL Server, Sybase, or SAP MaxDB and the end result was well the end result. That crew will never get it right because they have no track record of getting it right. More concerned with being cool than being real engineers. Anyone of these relational products comes complete with an application that handle orders so you really do not have to write a great deal of code. Let us remember what the Obama Care system was failing to do was to collect orders! Fifty million people want to enter demographics and place orders? You can do that for FREE with MaxDB, scale your hardware out to handle the load. If you want to be old school run it all on an IBM Mainframe. Pretty good track record there.

    I love the Hadoop model of 'eventual consistency'. How can you see that with a straight face? A cemetery offers eventual consistency, but who wants to go there?Anyone that works with transactional data knows what bullshit this is! Industry (the one that dropped the cost of living between 1900 and 2000 by 90%) gave up on flat files and file shares for business data because it is a BAD IDEA decades ago. Real business need to lean on the 3 legged stool of ACID transactions, point in time recovery, and replication so that data can never be lost. In Oracle and SQL Server (my expertise) you get this by reading the directions and installing it correctly. One legged, two legged, and n-legged stools are not a good idea because they are not stable and I mean stability in the mathematical sense of the word. Back to the science part of computer science again.

    Software is an engineered deliverable like any other product. If you do not treat it that way you get failure. I work with SQL databases that are sized from the billions to hundreds of millions of records all the time. No big deal read and write plenty fast. I have systems that on a single windows box that sustain 1000 transaction per second on SQL Server with 50 other apps on the box! All done with cheap hardware.

    Let us come full circle to the original topic. I am 59 years old and have been around the block so to speak. A long track record of real deliverables. Silliness now rules and you cannot argue with someone that is not logical. I had to hire 20 engineers back in the 2001 time frame. It took me 2 years and I had to go through thousand of resumes on Monster to find people that had actually done something. The number of resumes where the fool writing it had 5 jobs in 5 years, never delivered a product had a VP title and wanted $200K to start because of the buzz words on the rap sheet. I had one dolt have a hissy fit when he told me he had a 6 year 4.0 GPA BS and MS. I told him "I don't care about what you did in school, I don't look at academic records. I want to know what you actually did." One of my best hires was a kid who built amateur radios, 21 years old and he needed minimal management to deliver a $1 million custom system. Didn't look at his transcript either.

    My adv

  194. H-1b impact by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    THis is the effect of the H-1B avalanche. We have a huge surplus of scum scabs from east Asia, who drive out the US workers.

  195. Re:I have a software company and I'd really want.. by cthulhu11 · · Score: 1

    Would you be willing to drop $100k up front to cover relocation expense for such a person? I'm thinking probably not.

  196. Re:I have a software company and I'd really want.. by Assmasher · · Score: 1

    $100K? What planet are you on?

    Presuming you're spoiling your potential employee:
    A large house, with full pack and unpack, runs in the 10-15k range depending upon distance.
    Putting them up in a hotel during a house hunting trip - $1500.
    Airline (presumably) for 2 people - $1000

    I can't imagine what else you think people get offered in regards to relocation by a software company. Most software companies simply give you a flat amount of money for relocation that you can do with what you wish (watch out for the I.R.S. though...) ;)

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  197. Re:I have a software company and I'd really want.. by cthulhu11 · · Score: 1

    The cost of selling a home easily runs 10% of the price, much going to the price-fixing realtors. That gets you up toward the $100k mark. Then factor in the negative equity that is common these days.

  198. Re:I have a software company and I'd really want.. by Assmasher · · Score: 1

    I'm sorry, why would I (the business owner) be paying for someone to sell their home?

    I don't know any software company that does this for you, and the large corporations that I know that do this only do it in certain situations for certain employees, and the costs come out of the profits from the sale of the home. The corporations evaluate whether or not there is a likely hood of the costs being covered before agreeing to do this (i.e. General Electric.)

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  199. Re:I have a software company and I'd really want.. by cthulhu11 · · Score: 1

    That's my point: it doesn't happen for non-executives any more, and it prevents people from being able to move around the country at an employer's whim.

  200. Re:I have a software company and I'd really want.. by Assmasher · · Score: 1

    It has always been a rarity, even when the real estate market was bonkers on the plus side.

    The only times I've ever heard of it being used for non-executives was when a company, such as SIEMENS, needed someone to relocate someplace they weren't interested in living (like some booming oil town in some crap hole someplace) but they company really needed.

    As to your "point", your reply to my original post was asking me if I was willing to drop $100k on a senior QA guy to "cover relocation expense." That's not quite the same point as "no longer do non executives gets $100k relocation packages."

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  201. Re:I have a software company and I'd really want.. by cthulhu11 · · Score: 1

    It is indeed the same point: you can't expect senior people to be nomadic.

  202. Re:I have a software company and I'd really want.. by Assmasher · · Score: 1

    Surely you're joking... Senior people can't be expected to relocate? You better live in the Bay Area, San Jose, or Seattle with that attitude.

    I'm not sure which economy you think we're living in, but I certainly would expect a lot of compromises on my part if I couldn't relocate to accept a job...

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  203. Doing It Wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You've been in the industry for 30 years and you're trying to get work by sending out a resume? Don't you have a network of colleagues and previous clients? I've been doing contract work for 10 years, and I haven't used a resume to find a gig in the last 8 years.

    If you're in your 50's and trying to get a job by "sending out resumes", you're doing it wrong. And yet somehow, instead of chalking your failures up to not knowing how to leverage your professional network, you've chalked it up to "everybody thinks I'm too old....wahhhhh...."

  204. Re:High-turnover industry is a lemon, make lemonad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    wililweld, is that you?

  205. Timeshare by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Two employees. One job.

    Two people, each working for half their normal salary.

    With turnover on Wednesdays, both parties get Thursday and Friday on, weekends off, Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday on ... then, seven days off. Or however you like it.

    Always fresh. Always rested. Never burned out.

    Healthy families, all around.

    Where can I get a work schedule like that?

    It sounds like just what the IT industry needs.

    Especially for mature, experienced, front-line, on-call sysadmins ... ... whom are also, frequently, heads of households.

    Why is it that only recruiters with newborn children get that sort of flexibility?

    It should be available to everyone.

    ~childo

  206. Re:I have a software company and I'd really want.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Perhaps a telepresence robot is the key. You've got a physical presence and as long as you keep nearly normal working hours you're approachable.

  207. Re:They can get someone younger for much less pay. by MooseMiester · · Score: 1

    "If all you're looking at is the cost per head that can produce n lines per day, without any regard for the quality of that work, the youngsters look like a real bargain."

    A prescription for going out of business quickly is what this is...

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  208. Not early at all .. by Cammi · · Score: 1

    You didn't retire early at all. Most of us retires in a late 30s, early 40s.

  209. These skills don't seem like a good fit for remote by Pherdnut · · Score: 1

    I'm not even sure what's meant by "hardware" precisely, but how does one collaborate in regards to it via internet tools? If you're configuring, testing, dealing with physical stuff do they have to mail it to you or something? The only remote QA I've ever worked with was offshore... and it was really bad with no motivation for it to get better since these guys had no connection with the team whatsoever. I'm not saying remote QA can't be done right but the idea may have left a bad cultural taste in a lot of engineers' mouths.

    At the end of the day, there's a lot of legit and/or stupid but culturally powerful reasons people won't do remote. You have to be reducing your options by at least 95% in any job to take a telecommute-only policy. I'm sure age discrimination exists but I wouldn't expect it to be so bad that you won't even get hired anymore. But you might need to let go of remote-only if that's something you can control.