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  1. Grammar check on Beer Fridge Caught Interfering With Cellular Network · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    used an internally-developed software

    That should be, used an internally-developed piece of software. The word "software," like "hardware" or "clothing" is plural. You have a piece of hardware, a piece of clothing, a piece of software -- not "a hardware" or "a clothing" or (ugh) "a software."

  2. "You guys" gaining popularity, ugh. on First Looks At Windows 8.1, Complete With 'Start' Button · · Score: 1

    It seems that a majority of people under 40 seem to think that "you" is singular and "you guys" is plural -- even when one or more of the "guys" is actually female. When did it become acceptable to treat a lady as if she were a man? Why aren't the feminists up in arms about this? It is disgusting to take a date to a restaurant and have the waiter ask, "Where would you guys like to sit?" -- I am constantly having to correct her, "Excuse me, my date is a lady, not a guy." Good grief.

  3. Re:like Windows? on Ask Slashdot: When Is the User Experience Too Good? · · Score: 1

    sudo rm -rf / ... see also xkcd

  4. Advertising *is* encrypted already on Open Sauce Foundation Created · · Score: 2

    What we need is glasses that decrypt "Whiter whites! Brighter brights!" into "We added a little more bleach, a bucketload of fragrance, and slapped it in a fancier box in order to charge you more."

  5. Re:Terminals with graphical capabilities... on Enlightenment Terminal Allows Video Playback, PDF Viewing · · Score: 1

    That's Digital's ReGIS command set, introduced in the 1980s. Even further back, the Tektronix 4010 terminal introduced vector commands circa 1972.

  6. Grammar fail in TFA on Document Freedom Day 2013 Celebrated In 30 Countries · · Score: 0

    "By using a proprietary software to read..." Really? What is "a software" -- is that like a hardware, an information, or a clothing? You have a piece of information, not "an information" for example. The brochure should be corrected to "By using a proprietary program" or "a proprietary piece of software..."

  7. NoSQL alternative on Trisquel 6.0 'Toutatis' Is Now Available · · Score: 1

    So if you were tired of running MySQL at level one, now you can dial it down to zero with NoSQL or up to three with TriSQL... oh wait

  8. You still can't get a white pages listing? on Don't Want a Phonebook? Give Up Your Privacy · · Score: 1

    So who do I pay to get a white pages residential listing, now that I have a mobile phone? Indeed, why does the white pages not list mobile phones? Having an unlisted number is rude to all your friends who might wish to actually find you.

  9. Prepare to be atomiz...ated on Adjusting to Google Glass May Be Hard · · Score: 2, Informative

    The word is disorenting, I have been reliably informated. Your misuse of suffixes must be cessated and desistated, or your poetic license will be cancellated. Although "(dis)orientation," "information," "cessation," and "cancellation" are verbs, the corresponding verbs are "(dis)orient," "inform," "cease," and "cancel" -- no "-ate" at the end.

  10. Most-significant/highest-order first on Shorter '.uk' Domain Name Put On Ice · · Score: 1

    Eminently sensible. ".com" should have been "us.co." from the start

    An added advantage would be automatic prepending of your local country code, and perhaps even your choice of second-level, if omitted -- so "http://ge/" would map to us.co.ge for USA users and uk.co.ge for users in Llandudno.

    Plenty of fun to be had with this system too, http://co.co.chanel/ and http://be.me.up.scotty/ for starters.

  11. Thumb typing? No. Home-row bumps, please? on Smartphone Screen Real Estate: How Big Is Big Enough? · · Score: 0

    Your thumb is for the space-bar. Your fingers are for typing. If you are giving us screens big enough to actually type, how about at least giving us transparent little home-row tactile-feedback bumps where the 'f' and 'j' keys are?

  12. disassembly reveals It's really an IBM on Sony Announces the PS4 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Actually this is the long-awaited stealth revival of IBM's PC division -- the PS/4. Internally it runs IBM's new Linux distribution, OS/4, and have the new integrated high-speed peripheral serial bus, MCA-Wire.

  13. You missed 0.2425 days on Bill Gates Says Windows Phone Strategy Was Inadequate · · Score: 5, Funny

    I would prefer 24x7 to 24x7x365, as the latter misses leap years. It is my understanding, though, that Windows Phones now have achieved five-nines uptime, running properly 9.9999% of the time.

  14. Unexploded acronyms on Lots of Changes for Intel Graphics Coming in Linux 3.9 · · Score: 3

    Presumably the article refers to Direct Rendering Management and not Digital Rights Management. Any clue what GEM they are talking about? Unless it's a revival of Digital Research's GEM -- the alternate windowing platform that Ventura Publisher used to use. Article authors: Please expand acronyms with the first usage.

  15. What you really want for emacs scripting... on Evil, Almost Full Vim Implementation In Emacs, Reaches 1.0 · · Score: 1

    is TECO mode! 0LT$$

  16. Parenthesis puzzle on Can You Do the Regular Expression Crossword? · · Score: 1

    The article asks if anyone has composed other programming puzzles, like a parenthesis puzzle.

    Any LISP program should qualify for that one.

  17. Re:Can't Go Backwards on Ask Slashdot: Why Is It So Hard To Make An Accurate Progress Bar? · · Score: 2

    Except that when you install package 513, you discover that you need 357 additional new support packages for it. The total number of packages changes too.

  18. Re: offcourse on Moving the Linux Kernel Console To User-Space · · Score: 2

    Off-course like the Costa Concordia?

  19. Strikes rule on Is the Era of Groundbreaking Science Over? · · Score: 2

    Starting next year: Downgrade six planets illegally and you'll get booted off the Internets.

    Furthermore, Yes, Virginia, everything that can be invented already has. Close the patent office.

  20. Abrams: Not part of the solution on J.J. Abrams To Direct Star Wars VII · · Score: 4, Insightful

    the new Trek movie wasn't made for us Trek fans.

    Indeed, it seems to have been made against us Trek fans.

  21. Not then, not now on Touchscreen Laptops, Whether You Like Them Or Not · · Score: 2

    Starting in 1984, I worked at Digital Techniques, who made the TouchCom series of "public access" touch-screen computers. Touch-screens are intuitive for accessing information, but for creating anything we generally used a Summagraphics tablet.

    Could you get much work done if someone were holding their hand in front of your screen, and their finger utterly obscuring everything around your cursor? Even if that someone is you...

  22. Re: Try going through life without a state issued on Texas High School Student Loses Lawsuit Challenging RFID Tracking Requirement · · Score: 1

    I lived in Boston Massachusetts and was 33 before I got a driver's license. I did get a "Liquor ID Card" at age 25, which I used exactly once -- who wants to hang out in a smoky bar with a bunch of drunks? -- and then that "Liquor ID Card" sat in a drawer for years. So, until the late 90s I did not have any "identification papers" -- why would I need them in a free country?

  23. A Real Console on The Tiny Console Killers Taking On the PS4 and Xbox 720 · · Score: 1

    VT05, now that was a real console.

  24. man pages on Quantum Gas Goes Below Absolute Zero · · Score: 4, Funny

    You mean -- The serpent offered Eve a Perl script to parse /etc/passwd, and Adam's punishment was crypt (3) ...?

  25. Traditional coffee "cup" = 6 floz on Four Cups of Coffee A Day Cuts Risk of Oral Cancer · · Score: 2

    The traditional measure of a "cup" of coffee, at least in the United States, is 6 fluid ounces, 177 ml. So "four cups" would be about 700ml.