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  1. Somebody else's problem on Plan For Cloaking Device Unveiled · · Score: 1

    Does it involve painting the object pink?

  2. Touchscreen? on 'True' Video iPod Coming Soon · · Score: 1
    Isn't using a touchscreen on a video player kind of like shitting where you eat? No thanks.

    Here's another good idea. Change channels on your HDTV by throwing tennis balls at touch sensitive spots on the screen.

    (consider the above suggestion a copyright) ;)

  3. Just give everyone. . . on Infrastructure for One Million Email Accounts? · · Score: 1

    a Gmail account.

  4. Return to Wal-Mart on Is Obtaining a Windows Refund Still Difficult? · · Score: 1

    I sucessfully returned a boxed copy I purchased from my local Wal-Mart.

    I took it home, opened it, then 1 week later took it back to Wally's. They told me they did not accept returns of opened software. I pointed out the location on the back of the box where it said "if you do not agree with the license, please return it to where you bought it". I said I did not agree with the license after I had read it, and would like to return it.

    After a few minutes of reiterating this information, they gave my my money back.

  5. Perspective on Google Adds Satellite Imagery to Maps · · Score: 1

    Is it just me, or does everything look a little bit stretched out of perspective? I understand that images may not have been taken from directly overhead, but I am sure that this could have been corrected in post processing.

  6. I have predicted the election results also..... on Does Redskins Loss Presage A Kerry Win? · · Score: 1

    If I get laid on the Saturday before, the incumbent loses.

    Bush wins. Oh well....

  7. I would like.... on Unicast Claims Success With Internet Commercials · · Score: -1, Redundant

    to claim success with blocking Unicast's internet commercials.

  8. Re:This isn't just about RIAA/MPAA on MPAA Puts Words in Mouth of CA Attorney General · · Score: 1

    but if they just made it easy to comply with the law...

    1. Delete all your illegally downloaded files.
    2. Uninstall Kazaa, Morpheus, etc.
    3. ...
    4. Compliance (er, Profit!!).

  9. Re:Now you see me.... on GE Reaches OLED Milestone · · Score: 1

    Everyone knows you can't make anything invisible...and it is way simpler to just paint it pink and erect a Somebody Else's Problem (SEP(TM)) field around it.

  10. Re:Which version will you pick up? on Unreal Tournament 2004 Goes Gold · · Score: 1

    Sorry, but it's gone.

    However, you can get it cheaper here.

  11. Re:The world of Out Of Phase Stereo on Audacity 1.2.0 Released · · Score: 1

    You are already maxed on mod points for that one, and I don't have any anyway. But I must say, and please excuse my language, but that was fucking funny!.

  12. Re:Military maps? Why? on Polymer Vision Produces 5" Rollable Displays · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I agree having a paper map is still very important as a backup. However, having a digital map would allow the soldier/field commander to be able to have several map resolutions easily and quickly available. Also update-able with current friendly positions to avoid friendly-fire kills.

    Actually, marking things on paper maps is a perfectly good way to give information to the enemy in the event of capture. So an electronic map with either biometric (fingerprint) scanning for access or an 'erase me I've been captured' button would be an improvement in that area as well.

  13. Re:Is this it? on Seeking Drivers for Unknown Apple Ethernet Card? · · Score: 1

    I whole heartedly apologise for ruining your coffee break...
    You're only supposed to read Slashdot on your own time? Uh oh...

  14. Re:I think... on Feds Thwart Extortion Plot Against Best Buy · · Score: 1

    That's why my firewall is set to prevent Outlook from having any access to the internet.

    And those of you who are about to yell at me, saying "but how do you get your mail?", skip it. Both my spam killer (POPFile) and anti-virus (Norton) are proxies for my email, and only Norton requires internet access.

    I have yet to recieve an important (work/family) email that contains external image links.

  15. Re:I wish i`d haven't seen this movie. on 'Matrix Revolutions' Opens Today · · Score: 1

    You, sir, owe me a Coke.

    Or at least hand me some paper towels.

    Thanks.

  16. Re:Astronomical? on Simpsons Fan Creates Real Tomacco Plant · · Score: 1

    Are you sure?

    From Google calculator


    Your search - astronomical in metric craploads - did not match any documents.

    Suggestions:
    - Make sure all words are spelled correctly.
    - Try different keywords.
    - Try more general keywords.
    - Try fewer keywords.
    Also, you can try Google Answers for expert help with your search.

  17. Re:Make work a plesh-ah! on OrbiTouch Keyless Keyboard Review · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...Is there a downside to this?

    Yeah, no nipples.

  18. Re:pick your hardawre more carefully on Running a Research Lab on Free Software? · · Score: 1

    First, I agree with the above comment that you should pick your vendors more carefully. But you don't always have the choice, especially in academia. Lots of equipment in academia is hand-me-downs/inherited, and you don't have the funds to go out and re-purchase based on driver availability and OS preference.

    For example, I have a $1200 card which I cannot afford to replace, and the only way to control it is through an old DOS program.

    I have another instrument which I inherited, which cost me US$1000 to "upgrade" from really crappy Win3.1 software to less crappy Win9x software control. If I want to upgrade to Win2k software, it only costs US$15000, which is about 15% of the original cost! Alternative OS support not available, and I certainly can't afford to replace the whole thing.

  19. add "health salt" on Salt From Plants · · Score: 1

    to the list of useless oxymorons, which I guess is an oxymoron itself.

  20. Keep as image on Best OCR for Technical Texts? · · Score: 1

    I've found that the best is to leave the scans as image files and bundle them together as a multipage TIFF or PDF file. It takes more space to store them, but you don't have to mess around with OCG (Optical Character Guessing).

    Easy to access and read. The only loss is you can't do cut and paste or text searching.

  21. Re:All Together Now, With Feeling on MPAA, Microsoft Testify Piracy Funds Terrorism · · Score: 1

    The only two uses they have for technology is A) Keeping Osama alive (he's on kidney dialasys) and...


    That means Dean Kamen is supporting terrorism, as the inventor of a portable dialysis machine. So don't buy a Segway unless you want to support terrorism too!

    http://www.lemelson.org/news/2002/pr2002-04-23_a wa rds.html