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  1. Don't you mean... on New 3D CPU Water Cooling Method · · Score: 2, Funny

    1000 watts (yes, 0.9765625 kibiwatts) ?

  2. recursive report on Ig Nobel Awards 2003 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Literature: the author of more than 80 scientific reports on amusing statistical information.

    80 reports? That should be enough to write an 81st scientific report on amusing statistical information about these 80 reports.

  3. Chaos theory is so 1992 on Think Airports Are Chaotic? You Are Right. · · Score: 1

    Look at the publication histogram at the bottom of this ResearchIndex citation query for 'chaos'

  4. My computer is sometimes useful on Ukrainian Computer Destruction Championship · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Can I destroy the Slashdot servers instead?

  5. Re:No Duh, the device is unstable on Recall of Segway Announced by CPSC · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Bicycles are unstable too.

    In other news...

    "The CPSC has announced a voluntary recall of all bicycles. The hazard is that under certain operating conditions, particularly when the bicycle isn't moving, the lack of angular momentum to stabilize the device allows the rider to fall. This can happen if the rider slows down abruptly."

  6. What monoculture? on Reliance On MS A Danger To National Security · · Score: 3, Funny

    Windows XP Professional
    Windows XP Home Edition
    Windows XP Tablet PC Edition
    Windows XP Media Center Edition
    Windows Server 2003, Standard Edition
    Windows Server 2003, Enterprise Edition
    Windows Server 2003, Datacenter Edition
    Windows Server 2003, Web Edition
    Windows Small Business Server 2003
    Windows 2000 Professional
    Windows 2000 Server
    Windows 2000 Advanced Server
    Windows 2000 Datacenter Server
    Windows Me
    Windows 98
    Windows 95
    Windows NT Workstation
    Windows NT Server

  7. There's an easy way to evade the regulation on California Protects Black-Box Data Privacy · · Score: 4, Funny

    The manufacturer could paint the box blue.

  8. If I were a LONG-TERM investor... on Ward Hunt Ice Shelf Breaks In Two · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'd buy a beachfront property on Ellesmere Island while it's cheap, and start building a tropical resort there.

  9. "Steal This Computer Book" on Steal This Computer Book 3 · · Score: 4, Funny

    With a title like this, no wonder my local bookstore doesn't carry it.

  10. Half-Life 2 on Half-Life 2 - A Linux User's Lament · · Score: 3, Funny

    Since 1/2 * 2 = 1, shouldn't this version of the game be simply called One-Life?

  11. RIAA weighing their options... on Canada Immune From RIAA? · · Score: 1, Funny

    "So, how much would it cost to buy this land called 'Canada'?"

  12. coffee machine on Wired Case Mod Roundup · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now the cd-rom drive REALLY doubles as a coffee cup holder.

  13. Re:Pronounce... on GNOPPIX: Bootable GNOME CD · · Score: 2, Funny

    What do you mean by "Makes it a little confusing to talk a boot?"

  14. Re:interesting, but some wasteful ideas on H.R. 3057: To the Asteroids, Moon and Mars · · Score: 1

    just stick to the LaGrange points - much better for boosting out of the Earth-Moon system

    There's no material there. You don't want to build every spaceship or whatnot out of Earth material, do you? Each kg of material requires G*M/r joules of energy to be brought into space, where M is the mass of the planetary body, and r its radius.

    For Earth that's 62.6 megajoules.
    For the Moon that's 2.8 megajoules.
    For an asteroid, it's just tiny in comparison.

  15. Re:Love My GPS! on GPS Slowly Changing How Things Are Done · · Score: 1, Funny

    With the GPS we just punch in the address of the next house and off we go.

    People like you are killing the taxicab industry.

  16. For Doom-style games as well on Biofeedback Gaming · · Score: 4, Funny

    - Put a big monster just behind a corner in an attempt to scare the hell out of you.
    - Wait for you to turn the corner.
    - Check heart rate.
    - If heart rate > 150 write "gotcha!!" on screen.

  17. You said quantum computing? on Running a Research Lab on Free Software? · · Score: 5, Funny

    [Hardware Manufacturers] seem to get very upset when somebody asks them what the register-level interface to their card is.

    You have to phrase your request nicely:

    "Give us the technical specs, or we will crack your company encryption keys with our quantum computer, access all your specs, and post them on usenet."

  18. Re:One things that I haven't seen addressed ... on Simulation Of An Asteroid Impact In The Year 2880 · · Score: 4, Informative

    energy = (hit) ? 0.5*m*v*v : 0;

    Whether the asteroid hits or not will determine whether 0.5*m*v^2 joules of energy will be unleashed or not. Observe that angle or shape or composition don't enter the equation (and rotational energy is quite insignificant in comparison). The only parameters are the boolean value "hit", total mass, and velocity.

    What you're talking about are secondary details on "how" the energy will be transferred, but regardless the total amount will be the same.

  19. Re:Real audio on Martin Rees On The Multiverse, Scientific Research & Reality · · Score: 5, Funny

    [Morpheus] What's Real? Real is an audio codec designed to blind you from the truth.
    [Neo] What truth?
    [Morpheus] The text version is better.

  20. My open source contribution to NASA on NASA Report Advocates Switch to Open Source · · Score: 5, Funny

    double Feet2Meters(double feet)
    {
    return feet * 0.3048;
    }

  21. Re:What a paradox! My mind is spinning! on Blue-Laser DVD Formats Wars · · Score: 1

    On the positive side, you get forward-compatibility if time flows backwards for you.

  22. Your connection is about to end... on Verizon To Offer WiFi At Pay Phones · · Score: 4, Funny

    "...please insert another quarter to get one more megabyte"

  23. So if I leapfrog 802.11 once... on Wireless at Firewire Speeds? · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    will it be called 643380.4521? (= 802.11^2)

  24. I'm too much of a Star Trek fan on Java Data Objects · · Score: 3, Funny

    I read the title as "Java Android Complains".

  25. Re:Weakest link on Opportunistic Encryption of IP traffic: FreeS/WAN 2.0 · · Score: 1

    We need DNS^2: Database Never Spoofed DNS.