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  1. Re:Project natal on Nintendo Unconcerned By Motion-Control Competitors · · Score: 1

    Use Natal and a touchscreen, do you get a consumer-priced version of this > http://apcmag.com/selling-windows-7-this-should-do-it.htm That'd make for great PC gaming fun, never mind these weiner consoles

  2. Re:SEGA Channel on A Brief History of Downloadable Console Games · · Score: 1

    I guess the introduction of CDs and bigger did a death until bandwidth has caught up, a shame as I want to see all those fmv games make a come back via download... http://twurl.nl/ph73eu

  3. Re:Uses on Custom Firmware For the PSP-3000 Released · · Score: -1, Troll

    I wonder if /. ran a story saying "Cisco routers cracked to run unofficial firmware - rip up your Cisco support contracts now*" or similar, it would get hit with a cease and desist faster than a speeding lawyer. But, just because this is about games, the editors feel its 'okay' to promote piracy. Which is really just what this post is all about.

    *can't actually be arsed to check...

  4. Novel idea on HEN TIFF Exploit Cracks PSP-3000 Open For Homebrew · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If all these homebrew guys are such loyal PSP fans and great coders, why don't they release their cracks with a block on running PSP ripped games, thereby protecting the success of the console they enjoy playing on?

    That'd be a decent thing to see (right up there with alien motherships, flying pigs and world peace)

  5. Re:Chinese Sputnik? on "Miraculous" Stem Cell Progress Reported In China · · Score: 1

    Ah, a case of "All your base pairs are belong to us"

  6. Re:yay on Tekken 6, Soul Calibur Coming To the PSP · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Tekken rounds are a minute each, how quickly do buses turn up where you live? And you can't play your PS3 at a bus stop, so compromise a little will ya? Just dug Tekken DR out for a quick blast and am staggered by how good it looks and moves. Can't wait for SoulCal. (Pats spot where Dreamcast used to live)

  7. migrating slime on Tokyo Scientists Create Mobile Slime · · Score: 3, Funny

    Hmm, plenty of Google results for "great sponge migration", but none for "great slime migration". Your time has come slime, your time has come.

  8. neow, dakka dakka dakka boom boom boom on Air Force One Flyby Causes Brief Panic In NYC · · Score: 1

    This story happened, what, 8 hours ago? Jeez, get over it already and watch out for the next scary sh!t to happen.

  9. Then again on Why There's No iTunes For Movies · · Score: 1

    On the other hand, films now hitting 10 years old (so should be hitting online rental services soon): Fight Club American Beauty The Green Mile Sixth Sense Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels Magnolia Big Lebowski Saving Private Ryan So, its not all that bad!

  10. Re:This is easy to fix: on Game Companies Face Hard Economic Choices · · Score: 1

    Crappy shovelware games do not cost $10m to produce, therefore they only have to sell a small number to break even, I think this $10m figure is in reference to higher-production value "AAA" titles and if you follow the Hollywood model for that you want one smash hit out of four!

  11. Re:Poppycock on Can Fractals Make Sense of the Quantum World? · · Score: 3, Funny

    And it'll help sell tee-shirts. Lets face it. those old quantum "I heart strange entanglement" tees were really lame!

  12. Re:What's the big deal? Artists missing out on YouTube Music Content Takedown Continued · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Using YouTube as a nostalgia trip, I've seen many artist come back to 'life' from the combination of fan power and the Web. Careers have been revived, arenas filled, records sold - all money in the bank. But now its being taken away, those fairly narrow opportunities are reducing every day this runs on, all done by the people who are supposed to help artists generate money. Something is badly wrong http://goffee-freelance.blogspot.com/2009/03/finally-affected-by-internet-politics.html "Anyone can find a fan page, maybe even the original artists and kick back in nostalgia mode, old albums can be purchased (money for the record companies - a good thing), even re-released (even better), a lot of acts are touring now, who without the net to spread the word would be sat on their arses."

  13. Re:Make the damn fisherman get driver's licenses on The Men Who Fix the Internet · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This site - PPC1 covers in detail a new cable project linking Australia to Guam and explains a lot of the hazards and work involved http://www.pipeinternational.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=22&Itemid=66

  14. Re:so much for change... on Names of Advisors Cleared To Access ACTA Documents · · Score: 4, Funny

    Being going for ever, may I quote the almost obligatory Blackadder:

    Melchett: Ah, yes, the special mission. At ease Blackadder. Now, what I'm about to tell you is absolutely tip-top-secret, is that clear?
    Blackadder: It is sir.
    Melchett: Now, I've compiled a list of those with security clearance, have you got it Darling?
    Darling: Yes sir.
    Melchett: Read it please.
    Darling: It's top security sir, I think that's all the Captain needs to know.
    Melchett: Nonsense! Let's hear the list in full!

    Darling: Very well sir. "List of personnel cleared for mission Gainsborough, as dictated by General C. H. Melchett:
    You and me, Darling, obviously. Field Marshal Haig, Field Marshal Haig's wife, all Field Marshal Haig's wife's friends, their families, their families' servants, their families' servants' tennis partners, and some chap I bumped into the mess the other day called Bernard."
    Melchett: So, it's maximum security, is that clear?
    Blackadder: Quite so sir, only myself and the rest of the English speaking world is to know.

  15. Re:So DNF is released soon? on New Graphics Firm Promises Real-Time Ray Tracing · · Score: 1

    Ray-traced strippers? Kinky!

  16. Re:the message: on The First Phone Call Was 133 Years Ago · · Score: 2, Funny

    The reply: I, for one, welcome my now slightly distant overlord

  17. New 404 message: on YouTube To Block Music Videos In the UK · · Score: 5, Funny

    This Jimmy Page is left intentionally blank

  18. Re:Doubt on How Much Longer Will Physical Game Distribution Survive? · · Score: 1

    Since Wii and PSN stores have game points cards, the shops will sell those instead of games, even have booths in-store for DSi, PSP downloaders!

  19. Re:Looks like a pyramid on The Formula That Killed Wall Street · · Score: 1

    Nah, just a case of When Pr = oops; get new underpants

  20. Re:advisors on Yahoo Spent $79 Million To Fend Off Microsoft · · Score: 1

    A simple "No thank you" and maybe a box of consolation chocolates would have done it!

  21. Re:A good day to be a PSP fan on Assassin's Creed, LittleBigPlanet Coming To PSP · · Score: 1

    Obviously, if you could edit /. posts, I'd remove the link but its out there now, like a festering sore to ruin your day. So sorry.

  22. Re:Oh Shut Up on Assassin's Creed, LittleBigPlanet Coming To PSP · · Score: 1

    these are just a tiny number of new PSP titles.

    Yep, but 5% of games make up 60%-ish of all sales and these big hitters are going to be in that 5%. If they fail (to sell in the shops, but perceptually fail with low review scores), then the PSP will suffer.

    I hope the PSP has a fab year, but my point still stands!

  23. Re:Expert naval tactics on Superguns Helped Defeat the Spanish Armada · · Score: 3, Insightful

    >>RAF Harriers are currently deployed to our carriers,

    And that must cheer the Royal Navy up no end!

    >>The new carriers will be ready before the new aircraft.

    Precisely, the Harriers will be retired before then!

  24. A good day to be a PSP fan on Assassin's Creed, LittleBigPlanet Coming To PSP · · Score: 2, Interesting

    After seemingly a year or longer of negative vibes towards Sony's little console, today was a big day for the PSP. Announced at Sony's Destination PlayStation retail event were:

    Motorstorm (Arctic Edge)
    Rock Band
    Little Big Planet
    Assassin's Creed
    Tiger Woods '10
    Madden '10 (With PS3 connectivity)
    DiRT 2 (Codemasters)


    To make the PSP more female friendly comes: Hannah Montana in a purple PSP bundle The Petz range (Ubisoft)

    So, no original IP announced (as promised by Sony a while back) and there will be a big struggle to can these monster franchises into the diddy hardware. However, assuming they can pull it off, then you have lots of potential for new sales, great bundles and lots of existing PSP owners dusting down their machines.

    On the other hand, all it will take is two or three of these to get middling review scores and fail to ship in numbers and you can pretty much stick a knife in the PSP in its current form. Even if the vaunted 4000 model does arrive, it won't be enough without a HD display, massive internal storage (8GB min) and a powerful hardware upgrade to revive the fortunes of the console. more on me blog - http://goffee-freelance.blogspot.com/2009/02/good-time-to-be-psp-owner.html

  25. Re:Expert naval tactics on Superguns Helped Defeat the Spanish Armada · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Add to this our current aircraft carriers with no aircraft for them, and our future aircraft carrier that can't take the aircraft being built for it, we rock at this Navy stuff!