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Superguns Helped Defeat the Spanish Armada

Hugh Pickens writes "With the discovery last year of the first wreck of an Elizabethan fighting ship off Alderney in the Channel Islands, thought to date from around 1592, marine archaeologists are revising their ideas on how the English defeated the Spanish Armada. Replicas of two cannon recovered from the Alderney wreck were recreated in a modern foundry, and tests carried out showed that the Elizabethans were throwing shot at almost the speed of sound. Elizabeth's 'supergun,' although relatively small, could hit a target a mile away. At a ship-to-ship fighting distance of about 100 yards, the ball would have sufficient punch to penetrate the oak planks of a galleon, travel across the deck, and emerge out the other side. Tests on cannon recovered from the Alderney wreck also suggest that the ship carried guns of uniform size, firing standard ammunition. 'Elizabeth's navy created the first ever set of uniform cannon, capable of firing the same size shot in a deadly barrage,' says marine archaeologist Mensun Bound from Oxford University, adding that that navy had worked out that a lot of small guns, all the same, all firing at once, were more effective than a few big guns. '[Elizabeth's] navy made a giant leap forward in the way men fought at sea, years ahead of England's enemies, and which was still being used to devastating effect by Nelson 200 years later.'"

501 comments

  1. Expert naval tactics by D-Cypell · · Score: 5, Funny

    Speaking of a Brit I am always humbled at my nations level of mastery of naval tactics, from the early 'near supersonic' artillery mentioned in this article, to the modern... "Just ram the fuckers with a submarine" approach that we employ today... *wipes tear*

    1. Re:Expert naval tactics by _Shad0w_ · · Score: 4, Funny

      I blame the French for driving on the wrong side.

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    2. Re:Expert naval tactics by tg123 · · Score: 1

      I blame the French for driving on the wrong side.

      Mod this up please the french do drive on the wrong side and are terrible drivers

      http://www.expatica.com/fr/news/local_news/french-drivers-rude-mais-oui-says-survey-18360.html

    3. Re:Expert naval tactics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Driving_on_the_left_or_right#Countries_with_left-hand_traffic
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Driving_on_the_left_or_right#Countries_with_right-hand_trafffic

      If anyone was driving on the wrong side in international waters it would be the British sub.

    4. Re:Expert naval tactics by adamchou · · Score: 5, Funny

      How rude of the french to attempt to steal the title of worst drivers from my fellow chinese.

    5. Re:Expert naval tactics by Goffee71 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Add to this our current aircraft carriers with no aircraft for them, and our future aircraft carrier that can't take the aircraft being built for it, we rock at this Navy stuff!

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    6. Re:Expert naval tactics by auric_dude · · Score: 1
    7. Re:Expert naval tactics by grrrgrrr · · Score: 1, Informative

      I kicked your asses big-time anyway http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raid_on_the_Medway signed Michiel de Ruyter

    8. Re:Expert naval tactics by Chaoscrypt · · Score: 5, Funny

      Dont forget about "Windows for Warships"

    9. Re:Expert naval tactics by Kirth · · Score: 1

      That's what you get for Black Tot Day! You should never have stopped the grog. Inevitably this lead to the demise of the British Navy.

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    10. Re:Expert naval tactics by daem0n1x · · Score: 2, Informative

      You should go to Portugal or Italy.

    11. Re:Expert naval tactics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      You should go to Egypt :)

    12. Re:Expert naval tactics by zbharucha · · Score: 4, Informative

      Ever seen the traffic in India, pal?

    13. Re:Expert naval tactics by Fusen · · Score: 1, Informative

      Yet you fail to mention the fact that the English Navy made them initially fled due to sending fire ships towards them when they were originally grouping and then chased them up the East coast. Also, 50~ out of 130 ships isn't "decimated".

    14. Re:Expert naval tactics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope, take it from a belgian (second best drivers in the world after Finland :p ) : French drivers are the worst drivers on the planet !

    15. Re:Expert naval tactics by don+depresor · · Score: 4, Informative

      You know that "decimated" means that a tenth was taken... so it was more than decimated...

    16. Re:Expert naval tactics by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 4, Funny

      Or IBM's new 'take a step to the right' body armor. Can you imagine putting that on sailors and watching them fall overboard when you shoot at them?

    17. Re:Expert naval tactics by Ihlosi · · Score: 4, Funny

      to the modern... "Just ram the fuckers with a submarine" approach that we employ today... *wipes tear*

      That approach was first invented by the US Navy, though. However, applying it to another submarine instead of some random fishing vessel is quite a refinement.

    18. Re:Expert naval tactics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      go to romania, bucharest and take a taxi :)

    19. Re:Expert naval tactics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For worst drivers you should see Lima-Peru.
      There the drivers have the best driving technics you can find. But the traffic rules are ignored most of the time. The public transport drivers are the worst.

    20. Re:Expert naval tactics by tgd · · Score: 4, Funny

      Apparently neither of you have been to Massachusetts ...

    21. Re:Expert naval tactics by Richard_at_work · · Score: 2, Informative

      RAF Harriers are currently deployed to our carriers, as they have much lower hours on the airframes than the RN Sea Harriers. The carriers are still completely effective. Also I have no idea what you are talking about with regard to the new carriers, they are being designed for the VSTOL F-35 variant, with no current problems. The new carriers will be ready before the new aircraft.

    22. Re:Expert naval tactics by D-Cypell · · Score: 5, Funny

      I am currently living and working in India..... and I approve this message.

    23. Re:Expert naval tactics by bytesex · · Score: 1

      No, 'decimated' would mean one in ten, so 13 out of 130 ships. /pedantic mode off.

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    24. Re:Expert naval tactics by c0p0n · · Score: 3, Informative

      That was one clever manoeuvre from the Navy, combined with better trained cannon staff, to the point the Armada had to turn around for repairs, resupply and rethink their strategy. This was their doom, for this is when the storms smashed most ships onto the island's coast (they turned south too early).

      As it happened, it was still the weather which destroyed the Armada, and not the Navy (directly).

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    25. Re:Expert naval tactics by Goffee71 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      >>RAF Harriers are currently deployed to our carriers,

      And that must cheer the Royal Navy up no end!

      >>The new carriers will be ready before the new aircraft.

      Precisely, the Harriers will be retired before then!

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    26. Re:Expert naval tactics by loutr · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I currently live in Paris, and quickly learnt to be very careful when crossing roads. I even got yelled at once or twice for not crossing fast enough. And parisian drivers just love their horns, they use it any chance they get.

      Compare this to cities like Amsterdam where drivers actually slow down when they see you crossing, and I understand easily why foreigners have a bad opinion of french drivers :)

      To be fair, it seems to be a parisian thing, as drivers in other French cities where I lived were nowhere near as aggressive as parisians.

    27. Re:Expert naval tactics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Add to this our current aircraft carriers with no aircraft for them, and our future aircraft carrier that can't take the aircraft being built for it, we rock at this Navy stuff!

      That's because, after perfecting your Naval tactics, you decided to perfect your bureaucracies.

      Congratulations, you succeeded.

    28. Re:Expert naval tactics by sumdumass · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      The Chinese aren't technically bad drivers. It's just that you can blindfold them with dental floss.

    29. Re:Expert naval tactics by junglee_iitk · · Score: 1

      I remember when I was still learning bicycle. My brother taught me to always look on both sides for incoming four-wheelers before a crossing.

      Several days later I was cycling with one of his friends when, near a crossing, he comments, "You are still learning this thing, aren't you?"

      On a serious note, traffic in Delhi, for most parts, is much better. I remember a guy who came to Varanasi some 15 years ago to visit his sister, and insisted to drive Maruti 800 by himself. Poor guy ended up killing every one by drowning in Durga Kund. His wife and his baby daughter survived because they were buying something in temple, and hence, were not in the car.

      There is only one rule of traffic - there are no rules.

    30. Re:Expert naval tactics by El+Torico · · Score: 1

      Naples - the Tangenziale even once had a 24 foot boat (no trailer) blocking traffic for a day.

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    31. Re:Expert naval tactics by WhatAmIDoingHere · · Score: 4, Funny

      Driving in MA would actually be nice if we could get rid of all the drivers east of Worcester, everyone from New York, and all the Vermontards.

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    32. Re:Expert naval tactics by sumdumass · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Or the Tow home when it crashes or gets infected with something like the Melissa Virus.

    33. Re:Expert naval tactics by Da+Fokka · · Score: 1

      How exactly are the Belgians the second best drivers? About twice as many people die in traffic in Belgium compared to the Netherlands, which is similar in most aspects, except for the fact that we don't down a litre of beer during lunch.

      I live in Liege two days a week and whenever I pass the border, I put on my crash helmet.

    34. Re:Expert naval tactics by Myrddin+Wyllt · · Score: 1

      'Flamebait' is a bit harsh for this post - the official commemorative medals of the time even read Flavit Jehovah et Dissipati Sunt, so there was contemporary recognition that the 'Protestant Wind' was the major factor in the victory.

      The cannon technology is still impressive for the time, though, and certainly would have contributed to the Royal Navy's domination in the following centuries.

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    35. Re:Expert naval tactics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      -.-

    36. Re:Expert naval tactics by Henkc · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Pah. You're all traffic n00bs. Come to South Africa and experience our taxis (for those attending the soccer world cup next year, good luck to ya).

      Our taxis not only crash with you in it, they drive over you, shoot at you, shoot at each other, ignore road laws at every turn, indicate after turning - if at all, pack 60 salty-water-sacks per taxi designed for ~12, are ignored by law enforcement or bribe 'em, stage mass action fucking up everyone's schedule, belong to violent gang-like groups who regularly take each other out, kill bus drivers for stealing their business, etc...

    37. Re:Expert naval tactics by jellomizer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There NY City and Upstate NY. Update NY are relatively good drivers. The Capital District (Albany, NY) areas where i90 and i87 meet actually have the best traffic for a city/population. The people who mess it up are the Snobs from Saratoga going down for their nice cushy state jobs. And they NYC guys driving up.

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    38. Re:Expert naval tactics by moderatorrater · · Score: 1

      I sure do hate how the literal/historic meaning of the word has been overtaken by another meaning, almost the direct inverse (ie instead of 10% destroyed, it's 90% destroyed and 10% remaining). It makes communication difficult, especially when conversing with people outside the range of your colloquialisms.

    39. Re:Expert naval tactics by jggimi · · Score: 1

      I blame the French

      Does Insurance Cover That?

    40. Re:Expert naval tactics by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      HUH? you need to actually study modern naval warfare. Granted no navy has the brains to build battleships anymore and the last superweapon on the seas is the USS Wisconsin and Missouri. Battleships can take Exocet missiles into the hull all day long and not sink or even have any problems. These ships were designed to withstand 1 ton projectiles impacting the side so modern missiles are a joke to them.

      today's missile frigates like the Arleigh Burke class are effective for BVR attacks but are dead meat when anything get's in visual range and is why they only are in a carrier group because they need the carrier's planes to protect them.

      Honestly, our navy is a joke. The removal of battleships from our war fleet has made us as inept at sea as the rest of the world. When little pissant terrorists can do major damage to a US war vessel with a private/ commercial boat, we are not doing things right.

      They need to bring back the Battleships both you brits and the USA here. WE are entering a world where these tinfoil and fiberglass "technology wonders" are useless against a nutjob in a rowboat full of dynamite. Plus having a ship that can shell 20 miles inland eliminates the need to risk any pilot lives when you are lobbing VW busses full of explosives at targets.

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    41. Re:Expert naval tactics by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1

      I invite all to see Los Angeles traffic (by the looks of it you're already here, though). This is the land of opposites, apparently, because everyone here drives like a NY taxi driver... except the taxi drivers.

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    42. Re:Expert naval tactics by value_added · · Score: 5, Funny

      You know that "decimated" means that a tenth was taken... so it was more than decimated...

      More specifically,

      The earliest sense of decimate was 'kill one in every ten of', a reference to the ancient Roman practice of killing one in every ten of a group of soldiers as a collective punishment. This has been more or less totally superseded by the sense 'kill or destroy a large proportion of', although some traditionalists argue that this later sense is incorrect.

      Yeah, yeah, I know. But apart from the aqueduct, the sanitation, the roads and the word 'decimate', what else have the Romans ever done for us?

    43. Re:Expert naval tactics by fullymodo · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Language is a dynamic, evolving thing. Decimated is no longer used to refer to the Roman army selecting 1 out of every 10 soldiers from a mutinous unit for execution; it's fairly universally accepted to mean that a large portion of the subject group was destroyed. Words changing meaning can be annoying, but it's part of the process of language. "Nice" was the first to go; it used to mean "infinitely fine and complex", now it's that white sofa in the Ikea catalogue. Isn't that awesome?

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    44. Re:Expert naval tactics by gtall · · Score: 4, Funny

      'Protestant Wind'? Errr...so their other secret weapon was beans for dinner? Those bastards!

      Gerry

    45. Re:Expert naval tactics by gtall · · Score: 1

      Well, word is that if the U.S. Navy gets their railguns working, they'll be able to fire Mach 6 projectiles 200 miles and they'll need something hefty like a battleship in which to mount the Electro-Wham-A-Thon and its associated nuclear power plant. Dunno if the plans include heavy armor, maybe they think with that range and Total Battlefield Awareness, they'll be able to shoot the eyes out of mosquito at 100 miles.

      Gerry

    46. Re:Expert naval tactics by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      How rude of the french to attempt to steal the title of worst drivers from my fellow chinese.

      Don't worry, they are doomed to fail. About the least-clued driving I ever saw was in Ukiah, CA. It was an elderly asian man in a minivan. These attributes combined in some kind of unholy synergy...

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    47. Re:Expert naval tactics by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      They need to bring back the Battleships both you brits and the USA here. WE are entering a world where these tinfoil and fiberglass "technology wonders" are useless against a nutjob in a rowboat full of dynamite

      When the USA weaponizes space (I'm not sure whether to be happy or sad, but it's coming) then battleships are going to be a sad joke.

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    48. Re:Expert naval tactics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Italy red is just another color in those funny artistic whatchamacalit poles spread all over the country

    49. Re:Expert naval tactics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't you mean "diving" ?

    50. Re:Expert naval tactics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am currently living and working in London..... and I too approve this message.

    51. Re:Expert naval tactics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Massachusetts drivers are very skilled, and are amazingly considerate of people changing lanes and pulling out, compared to anywhere else I have driven. Not to mention their consideration of pedestrians.

      Seriously, the "Masshole" bad rap is undeserved. Sure, they're aggressive, but they know what they are doing.

    52. Re:Expert naval tactics by ProppaT · · Score: 2, Informative

      You should try driving in South Florida. That's where all you northerners send your old, bad drivers to die (sometimes in the process of driving). It ain't pretty...

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    53. Re:Expert naval tactics by dkf · · Score: 1

      Apparently neither of you have been to Massachusetts ...

      The traffic in Naples is worse than the traffic in Massachusetts. Yes, I've been in both places. Neapolitans are mad. They manage to be worse even than the Athenians...

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    54. Re:Expert naval tactics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds great, now about those tranche 3 Eurofighters we have to take delivery of.....

    55. Re:Expert naval tactics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All I have to say is, Vermont drives. They come here to NH and cause our accidents

    56. Re:Expert naval tactics by interiot · · Score: 1

      Obligatory YouTube video.

      Also, you can't mention Indian traffic without mentioning farm animals.

    57. Re:Expert naval tactics by Fahrvergnuugen · · Score: 1

      New Yorkers refer to drivers in MA as "massholes".

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    58. Re:Expert naval tactics by gak001 · · Score: 1

      Well, you may be an expert in naval tactics BUT

      I am the very model of a modern major general,
      I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral.
      I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical.
      From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical.

    59. Re:Expert naval tactics by Bandman · · Score: 1

      Amen! Holy hell, I thought I was going to die there.

      I mean, I was only going with the odds. I saw three fatal accidents between Alexandria and Cairo in one day.

    60. Re:Expert naval tactics by WotTheFrog · · Score: 1

      But best of all are Naples taxi drivers. The fact that the price you pay bears no relation to what's on the meter is the icing on the cake of a journey where the driver sees it as his job to get you to your destination as fast as possible. This can mean - as happened to me - driving the wrong way up an alley reserved for trams then crossing the reserve at the last minute (tram 50m away) back onto the road. You pay him what he asks as thanks that you're still alive.

    61. Re:Expert naval tactics by silver40mm · · Score: 1

      Lmao. That's so true.

    62. Re:Expert naval tactics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      India? Italy?
      Argentina is the worst country when we talk about drivers!

    63. Re:Expert naval tactics by Colonel+Korn · · Score: 1

      Apparently neither of you have been to Massachusetts ...

      I've driven in Massachusetts, New York, California, and pretty much everywhere in between. I've driven in France and Germany and England and Italy and Greece. Of those, Greece is the worst. As one of my tour books said, it has the second worst accident rate in Europe (behind Portugal, which the GP or GGP or something mentioned). In Greece, on two lane roads with a cliff down one side and up the other, a driver will think nothing of passing the guy in front of him while he can see you coming in the opposing lane. He expects you or the driver to pull onto the shoulder (which is what you do on the larger highways, despite the unpleasantness of dropping from 90 mph down to s safe speed to drive on the dirt shoulder because the guy behind you wants to go 120 and won't wait for the opposing traffic to disperse), but when there is no shoulder, it basically means you slam on the breaks and think happy thoughts. I've also driven in Beijing, which wasn't so bad, but my Indian friends tell me traffic all over India is chaotic and unpredictable enough to dwarf my experiences.

      And for the guy a few posts down, yes, Napoli is worse than Athens, but the Greeks are worse by far outside of city centers. Also, if you ever want extra fun in Athens, drive to Pireas. In my experience, the pedestrians have it worse off than anyone else in Napoli.

      Another fun fact: motorcycle accidents in Greece are a full order of magnitude more common there than in the US, and fatal motorcycle accidents are more common by an even larger factor.

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    64. Re:Expert naval tactics by Skrynesaver · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Actually royal navy subs have a long and proud tradition of becoming caught in fishing gear and attempting to drag the vessel above beneath the waves. http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=9807E2D91139F93AA25757C0A964948260 Took ages to get them to admit to it too, until one vessel managed to stay afloat and landed a sonar array, another sadly sank, but an rn sub went back to Faslane with a damaged periscope.

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    65. Re:Expert naval tactics by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Or here in Springfield. You think your traffic is bad, try driving in traffic with a bunch of cartoon characters!

    66. Re:Expert naval tactics by elrous0 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Brits know that God will save the crown, and always incorporate this into any plans.

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    67. Re:Expert naval tactics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Vermontards! Very good. They compete with the Mainaics and Massholes. But what about New Hampshire drivers? Cow Hampshireites? Nah.

    68. Re:Expert naval tactics by olderchurch · · Score: 1

      The ancient Greek, Egyptian and Roman navy used ramming as well. I think that was before there even was a US Navy.
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naval_tactics_in_the_Age_of_Galleys

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    69. Re:Expert naval tactics by langelgjm · · Score: 1
      If you're going to be pedantic, at least be correct. As others have pointed out, the sense of the word decimate has changed. You're committing a version of the etymological fallacy. From the OED:

      decimate: 4. transf. a. To kill, destroy, or remove one in every ten of. b. rhetorically or loosely. To destroy or remove a large proportion of; to subject to severe loss, slaughter, or mortality.

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    70. Re:Expert naval tactics by CFTM · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Nothing like the 405 on a Friday during a rainstorm. We see you bad drivers, and raise you bad drivers who have no concept of how to drive in weather conditions outside of "Sunny and 70!"

    71. Re:Expert naval tactics by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Battleships can take Exocet missiles into the hull all day long and not sink or even have any problems.

      That's a bit of an oversimplification. The missile strikes probably wouldn't be able to sink a battleship but they would play havoc with a lot of her systems -- her sensors, rangefinders and modern weapons (the missiles installed on the Iowas) wouldn't stand up real well. Plus the Exocet isn't really that impressive of an anti-ship missile. It gets all the fame because of the Falklands but the Russians built anti-ship missiles with warheads four times as powerful as the Exocet. You can also put nuclear warheads on most anti-ship missiles, which makes all the armor in the world a big fat moot point.

      You should also consider that the Yamato was sunk solely by air strikes, using aerial torpedoes and bombs with similiar sized warheads to modern weapons. I would think that you could make a case that it was stupid to retire the Iowas because of the fire support mission they provided but as far as dominating the waves that kind of ended at Pearl Harbor.....

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    72. Re:Expert naval tactics by trum4n · · Score: 1

      You all should go to Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania in the USA.

    73. Re:Expert naval tactics by matrix0f8h · · Score: 1

      It won't be so awesome once you been binarated.

    74. Re:Expert naval tactics by mrops · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Here is a clip I found sometime back. An intersection in India, a must see.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpVRC5dJsNA

    75. Re:Expert naval tactics by snspdaarf · · Score: 2, Informative

      Wolf's Nipple Chips?

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    76. Re:Expert naval tactics by Joe+the+Lesser · · Score: 1

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      COMMANDO #1:
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      LORETTA:
              And it's safe to walk in the streets at night now

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    77. Re:Expert naval tactics by damaki · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yeah, totally Parisian. Most Parisian drivers seem not to have noticed that the car is definitely not the way to travel fast in Paris by day. By day, there is public transportation everywhere and even bus is faster than car (they have special lanes).
      Their own stupidity makes them aggressive.

      Post disclaimer: I am as French as you can be and have been living for a year in Paris.

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    78. Re:Expert naval tactics by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Can someone please translate that comment into something resembling English for me? I can't make heads of tails out of it.

    79. Re:Expert naval tactics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, just spent the weekend in Worcester and I'm gonna have to disagree. Include that city and *maybe* massholes will lose their reputation.

      Also, I'm not sure they've plowed a road in Worcester since the 70's.

    80. Re:Expert naval tactics by squiggleslash · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah, but they're fairly predictable. They all just start their cars, put on the blinker - so it makes that clicking noise to remind them they're driving a car, and then get on the highway and steer into the left lane. Stay out of the left lane, and you're fairly safe.

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    81. Re:Expert naval tactics by SCDavis · · Score: 1

      Massholes take their driving very seriously... wait, no we dont... we just try to ram all the people from Connecticut off the roads...

    82. Re:Expert naval tactics by Kelbear · · Score: 1

      My friend brought back pictures from his trip back to India for a wedding.

      4-seater compact cars carrying 7 people...5 inside, 2 outside! At 40mph! Apparently transportation on the outside of vehicles is commonplace. Plus drivers who weave randomly through the crowds due to the lack of lane indications(and lack of space in the lane!)

    83. Re:Expert naval tactics by FlyingBishop · · Score: 1

      Yes, but we used submarines. That's an entirely different sort of thing, and clearly novel. It makes no sense to compare it to ramming with triremes.

    84. Re:Expert naval tactics by Ihlosi · · Score: 1

      The ancient Greek, Egyptian and Roman navy used ramming as well.

      Yes, but I doubt that they used submarines for this purpose. You'll never see _those_ coming.

    85. Re:Expert naval tactics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      are there people in Mass west of worcester? i thought it was just the woods?

    86. Re:Expert naval tactics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      San Diego. I honestly feared for my life on the highway there, and I wasn't driving. According to my friend who lived there, the majority of the drivers are Mexican, don't have insurance or any paperwork, and don't have to care about being in an accident since they can simply drive back to Mexico before anyone can object. At one point we were doing 95 in a 65 and still not keeping up with traffic, it was insane.

    87. Re:Expert naval tactics by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      The water belt-line of the Iowa class Battleships are 12.2 inches of SOLID steel. They were designed to take more kinetic energy than any anti ship missile can dish out. The Yamato http://www.history.navy.mil/photos/sh-fornv/japan/japsh-xz/yamato.htm had double that armor thickness and was firing projectiles over 18 inches in diameter that had HUGE amounts of kinetic energy in them that would make the largest non nuclear anti-ship missile look like a firecracker.

      Honestly we have went backwards in firepower because the ships at sea right now are very easy to sink compared to what we had during WW-II in the world.

      yes airstrikes work very well, plus the Yamato was taken out simply because we overwhelmed the Japanese navy. We basically did a berlin firebombing on the Japanese naval fleet in that battle.

      Note: The battle off Samar where the Yamato was sunk is known as one of the absolute largest naval battles in history. we also almost lost that one even though we had 16 carriers and 400 aircraft fighting.

      the Yamato did not go down easily. WE had to pound it pretty darn hard.

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    88. Re:Expert naval tactics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Congratulations, you've added bigotry to your list of accomplishments, proving yet again that you are worthy of your chosen Slashdot nickname.

    89. Re:Expert naval tactics by ChefInnocent · · Score: 1

      Don't go to any place previously listed. San Diego is very tame compared to many places. And yes, even the police will pass you as if you were standing still at 95 in San Diego.

    90. Re:Expert naval tactics by ristonj · · Score: 1

      DC isn't great, either.

      New coworker coming from Hawaii: "Man, the traffic here is nothing compared to Hawaii."

      Me: "Just wait"

      Next day...

      Coworker: "I was on the beltway and I saw someone brandishing a bat at another driver!"

    91. Re:Expert naval tactics by mrand · · Score: 2, Informative

      I suspect this is common to the middle east. When I was little, my father worked for Aramco and we lived in Saudi Arabia. Locals obeyed the traffic laws if they felt like it - but most of the time, they appear to have taken the attitude of "inshallah" (if god wills it, they will arrive safely. If he doesn't will it, there is nothing to be done about it anyway). When there was a wreck (which was often), they were usually pretty bad. The government would leave the wrecked cars out for everyone to see, I suppose trying to get them to understand what could happen to them or their property.

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    92. Re:Expert naval tactics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It would be easier to put up with them if you got rid of the potholes and reduced the risk of giant concrete decorative panels crushing you when you go through a tunnel.

    93. Re:Expert naval tactics by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 1

      Ahh, Worcester. Or, as we natives like to pronounce it, "Wuh-stah". Our proud city is home to various driving innovations, such as the ever-popular but still illegal "left turn on red" (especially useful on Park Ave, for some reason). The speed limit for BMWs is twice that of other vehicles, especially in residential neighborhoods on Halloween while the kids are out. Most of the real danger is on Route 9, as a recent article attested.

      Please, for the sake of all involved, before you drive on our roads, please familiarize yourself with our rules. After your visit, feel free to share your experience with others.

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    94. Re:Expert naval tactics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For your approval I submit the entire state of Kansas, with a special merit award for "Worst Drivers Evar" going to Johnson County on the Missouri/Kansas state line.

    95. Re:Expert naval tactics by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Note: The battle off Samar where the Yamato was sunk is known as one of the absolute largest naval battles in history. we also almost lost that one even though we had 16 carriers and 400 aircraft fighting.

      Umm, Yamato wasn't sunk off Samar. Perhaps you are thinking of her sister ship Musashi? Musashi wasn't sunk off Samar either but she was sunk (again by aerial attack) in the same overall battle -- the Battle of Leyte Gulf. Yamato was lost during a kamikaze sortie (Operation Ten-Go) to try and attack our fleet off Okinawa.

      Honestly we have went backwards in firepower because the ships at sea right now are very easy to sink compared to what we had during WW-II in the world.

      Honestly I think you are overlooking the key lesson of WW2. It doesn't matter how hard or easy your ships are to sink -- they will be sunk regardless if you don't have control of the skies over your fleet. A battleship without air cover is just a floating bullseye. The battleship hasn't ruled the waves since Pearl Harbor. Hell, arguably since before Pearl Harbor. Almost every famous battleship that was lost during WW2 was lost to aerial attack. Prince of Wales, the Arizona, Yamato, Bismarck, etc, etc, etc.

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    96. Re:Expert naval tactics by FredFredrickson · · Score: 1

      New Hampshire drivers aren't that bad, but NH is a dangerous place to drive, thanks to all the massholes. GO HOME MASSHOLES!

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    97. Re:Expert naval tactics by ErroneousBee · · Score: 4, Funny

      "Here are some places, peopled therein. The State of New York. To the south The City of New York, bounded by sea , whose influence comes ashore. To the North the land of Adirondacks, with Saratoga therin. Between, in the center, the Upstate of New York."

      "Those of the Center motivate vehicles with precision unheard of in other parts."

      "Wherin two roads, i90 and i87, meet in the land of Upstate. The dwellers there, bounded by parkland and plenty, consider their blessings."

      "Not expensive wagons driven Southwards from Saratoga to labour for the Rulers, nor the dwellers of The City, proceeding away from home, consider those they find about."

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    98. Re:Expert naval tactics by FredFredrickson · · Score: 1

      As a current NH resident, I must disagree with this sentiment. MASS drivers are horrible. It's easy to spot them, especially when they're in NH- they stand out like a sore thumb.

      A trip down 93 to Boston on any given day will show just how non-nonchalant everybody in MA is about horrible driving. There's always a few people pulled over, but nobody slows down below 80 near cops. Accidents are common, (although usually minor), but it seems in a non-fault state such as MA, it's all in a day's commute.

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    99. Re:Expert naval tactics by Hybrid-brain · · Score: 1

      anywhere between Seattle and Portland area.

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    100. Re:Expert naval tactics by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 1

      Sorry, forgot to mention the plowing. Plowing trivia:

      They do plow the roads here. I think they have to, since it's the fastest way to turn a frost heave into a pothole, and filling potholes is usually the only way we get our roads resurfaced.

      I live on a steep hill (that's not saying much; 90% of Worcester is steep hills). Sand trucks back up my street so they can spread sand ahead of themselves. They can't make it up the hill if they don't.

      The plow truck that clears my street is a gigantic tonka-style Caterpillar front-end loader with a huge plow attachment. You know, the trucks with 5 foot tall tires? It's the only thing that has a chance of clinging to our hill in a snowstorm. Even so, I've seen it slide down our hill, despite massive chains on the aforementioned tires. A few years ago it slid off the road and hit one of the houses at the bottom of the hill.

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    101. Re:Expert naval tactics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      apart from the aqueduct, the sanitation, the roads and the word 'decimate', what else have the Romans ever done for us?

      Roughly 40% of the English language? And an alphabet to send stuff to /. with?

    102. Re:Expert naval tactics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where right on red is not allowed, but straight ahead is just fine.

    103. Re:Expert naval tactics by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 1

      Although in defense of French drivers, I've witnessed people get from one end of Paris to the other in 20 minutes. Stuff that takes mere mortals generally an hour. Then again, it involves breaking pretty much every driving law, leaving some pigeons dead on the road and more than one pedestrian seeking refuge on a lamp post. Not something for the faint of heart.

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    104. Re:Expert naval tactics by Fallingcow · · Score: 1

      Or IBM's new 'take a step to the right' body armor. Can you imagine putting that on sailors and watching them fall overboard when you shoot at them?

      It's better than the previous "jump to the left" body armor. Keep an eye out for the upcoming "put your hands on your hips" version, though; I hear it's gonna be fabulous.

    105. Re:Expert naval tactics by geobeck · · Score: 1

      Don't forget 'quick' and 'fast'... which makes me wonder how the English described something moving at high speed when those words meant 'alive' and 'stationary'.

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    106. Re:Expert naval tactics by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      It's better than the previous "jump to the left" body armor. Keep an eye out for the upcoming "put your hands on your hips" version, though; I hear it's gonna be fabulous.

      Perhaps the use of this technology to avoid a thick barrage of fire is the true origin of the dance moves in the song "Y.M.C.A."

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    107. Re:Expert naval tactics by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's all quite irrelevant when you can launch EMP-hardened cruise missiles from 3,000 miles away and watch the fireworks on satellite television. Navies are for show and for transporting heavy stuff now.

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    108. Re:Expert naval tactics by Martin+Blank · · Score: 1

      From what I've read, the English were responsible for only a handful of ships being lost. Most of the losses were due to weather as the Armada sailed up north around the British Isles and Ireland for their trip home, partially because the crews were weakened and left short-handed by hunger and disease and couldn't properly control the ships.

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    109. Re:Expert naval tactics by Libertarian001 · · Score: 1

      Clearly none of you have been to Las Vegas. If you had, you'd realize that every place you can list has chosen to send its best drivers to my fair city to put on driving clinic in your own special way. Bastards. Then again, you leave most of your money with us, so I suppose it all works out.

    110. Re:Expert naval tactics by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      Unlike the Irish which are great drivers. They have to be or else they would all be dead.
      Roads the size of hallways and they believe that it is fine to pass on any surface that is not currently occupied by a car, person, or livestock.

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    111. Re:Expert naval tactics by sgage · · Score: 1

      Driving in NH is already pretty nice, but would be much better if we could get rid of all the Massholes.

    112. Re:Expert naval tactics by bloobamator · · Score: 1

      OMG Boston is the worst! Those Boston drivers are totally INSANE! Worse than Philly even.

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    113. Re:Expert naval tactics by Maudib · · Score: 2, Informative

      I don't know if this is a fabrication or just the product of a deranged mind, but it's variance with reality is disturbing. MA drivers are uniformly, regardless of region, the most dangerous, inconsiderate, vile, rude drivers in America. One will never see with such regularity drivers speeding in excess, tailgating and cutting others off.

      MA has hands down the highest concentration of jackass drivers in America.

    114. Re:Expert naval tactics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    115. Re:Expert naval tactics by Libertarian001 · · Score: 1

      While I understand what you're saying, I think the idea is a little on the stupid side. Decimate means to reduce by 1/10, plain and simple (hell, the word starts with "deci." If you want a word to describe something of much larger impact then use "Devastate."

    116. Re:Expert naval tactics by An+ominous+Cow+art · · Score: 1

      I'm forced to second this. I moved to NH in 1982, just after getting my driver's license in MI. I had no axes to grind or any sort of state pride or any such crap; I was a blank slate when it came to knowledge of local driving habits.

      I independently came up with the term "Masshole" within a few months.

      These days, though, I despise everyone equally.

    117. Re:Expert naval tactics by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      Are the RAF carriers capable of firing the AIM-120? I though the Sea Harrier had a very good radar with the BlueVixen.

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    118. Re:Expert naval tactics by Odiche · · Score: 1

      You know its funny,

      Us New York drivers try to do the same thing with Connecticut drivers as well. We would help out more, but we have to deal with New Jersey drivers on the other side.

      Personally I think that all CT drivers are required to have a lobotomy when they are issued their licenses.

      So far though for bad driving the Greeks win hands down.

    119. Re:Expert naval tactics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had no idea Gerry Adams had a /. account.

    120. Re:Expert naval tactics by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      And an Iowa would be in a world of hurt from a few 2000 or even 4000 lb LGBs.
      Hey I really like the the old Iowa but a single carrier could take out all four of them from two hundred miles away. Yes it they got in gun range then it would be different but the trick would be getting that close.
      Then add in the huge number of people that you need run a battleship, the cost, and the lack of modern weapons it just isn't worth it to build new ones.

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    121. Re:Expert naval tactics by chimpo13 · · Score: 1

      I was just in Varanasi a few months ago. Rode there on an Enfield from Nepal. The traffic in India is probably the worst in the world. When I was in Delhi (with worse traffic than Varanasi), I met an Indian Army Major who said it was worse in Pakistan and Afghanistan.

      South India has good traffic, but up north, especially Delhi, is the worst.

      The rule of traffic in India is, the bigger you are, the more right of way you have.

    122. Re:Expert naval tactics by cez · · Score: 1

      I'll testify to that... somehow I wasn't late to work today after Salsa night and a forgotten Mardi Gras...

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    123. Re:Expert naval tactics by SoupIsGood+Food · · Score: 1

      In New Jersey, they blame the bad driving on the bozos from New York. In NYC, it's clearly the idiots from Connecticut rampaging on the roads. In CT, they know it's the Rhode Island drivers that are the real menace. In Providence, we know it's the idiots from Massachusetts making a right hand turn from the left hand lane with the left blinker on.

      In Massachusetts, they try to blame either Canadians or New Yorkers. No-one is buying.

      People feel they have the worst drivers in the world. It takes the third exit in a row where someone is trying to back onto the highway after deciding they didn't want to get off it, you realize, "Hey, it might just be true here."

    124. Re:Expert naval tactics by Gilmoure · · Score: 2, Funny

      I was the ugly American driving the wrong way up a one way street in Rome, in '93. After circling the area the car rental place was in, several times, I came to the conclusion that all roads led away from it. Took a chance and managed not to hit anyone or get stopped by the Police.

      Now, the guy on the Vespa, that was hit by the old guy gawking at the topless beach, that was my dad.

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    125. Re:Expert naval tactics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Language is a dynamic, evolving thing. Decimated is no longer used to refer to the Roman army selecting 1 out of every 10 soldiers from a mutinous unit for execution; it's fairly universally accepted to mean that a large portion of the subject group was destroyed.
      Words changing meaning can be annoying, but it's part of the process of language. "Nice" was the first to go; it used to mean "infinitely fine and complex", now it's that white sofa in the Ikea catalogue. Isn't that awesome?

      Actually Nice used to mean to be Ignorant before it meant infinitely fine and complex.

    126. Re:Expert naval tactics by wsanders · · Score: 2, Funny

      Don't forget the trees in the middle of the highways, and cows walking down the fast lane.

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    127. Re:Expert naval tactics by quarterbuck · · Score: 1

      I think what really happens is that each city or region develops its own driving culture and when different driving cultures meet, it becomes hell

      In Spain/Portugal for example, cars and Buses are very well behaved. The scooterists on the other hand are allowed to do as they please. When an outsider gets there they offend the locals by driving their scooters too slowly or driving their cars violating the "secret" right of the scooters.

      In India the rules are simpler. 1) keep your eyes up front on the road and 2) if it is safe to go, you must go. So people generally ignore traffic lights (rule no.2) and when there are none still manage to somehow not hit each other (rule no.1). So the American who has a rearview mirror and uses it or one who stops for pedestrians confuse the Indians

      I never cracked the Russian traffic code, but I think it goes like this. Maintain traffic rules approximately at New York City levels. If you get caught, pay the cop exactly half of the legal fine as a bribe. This seems to work pretty well for them, but if you actually follow the rules you still can get rear-ended and held to blame since the other guy can bribe the cops and you wont.

      Smaller cities with emptier roads seem to develop a culture of politer driving, while crowded cities tend to move more towards "bigger car wins".

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    128. Re:Expert naval tactics by Sylver+Dragon · · Score: 2, Informative

      RAF Harriers are currently deployed to our carriers

      Wow, unless they really are the same aircraft that has got to be scary as hell for the pilots on landing. When the US Navy and US Air Force use similar aircraft at the same time the USN version's landing gear are usually beefed up a good bit to deal with the distinct possibility of the ship pitching up right as the aircraft was landing. That and the fact that USN aircraft don't really land, they just get above the deck and stop flying.

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    129. Re:Expert naval tactics by Sylver+Dragon · · Score: 1

      Rum, sodomy and the lash!

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    130. Re:Expert naval tactics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      funny, for us in Vermont, it tends to be the Mass-holes that ruin the experience... they try to run down pedestrians, stop in odd places with no warning, and have no regard for the rules of the road.

    131. Re:Expert naval tactics by timeOday · · Score: 1

      Do harriers even use the runways to takeoff and land, or go on and off vertically?

    132. Re:Expert naval tactics by cellocgw · · Score: 1

      Our proud city is home to various driving innovations, such as the ever-popular but still illegal "left turn on red"

      Little-known fact (I looked it up at RMV a bunch of years ago): in MA "left on red" is legal, but ONLY from a one-way street onto another one-way street.
      Not that that stops the drivers here from going every which way.

      Every day on the way to work I stop or slow down somewhere to let another driver get onto the road from a parking lot. I must not be a native MA-er (hint: I'm not).

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    133. Re:Expert naval tactics by AMuse · · Score: 1

      That was beautiful.

    134. Re:Expert naval tactics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LA? Compared to ohio, those are courteous drivers. I was on a business trip to LA with some ohio drivers; they (ohio drivers) would take advantage of the LA folks everytime & laugh at them. In LA they would actually let you into traffic--here you have to almost force a wreck to get into a freeway.

      However, I'd say Boston drivers are by far the worse--the only way I'd drive in boston is in a rental car. Preferably one that is well beaten-up already...

    135. Re:Expert naval tactics by truckaxle · · Score: 1

      No kidding...

      The wildest amusement ride I ever experienced was a taxi ride from Cambridge to the airport.

    136. Re:Expert naval tactics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only time I took the bus instead of the train on my trip around India was from Siliguri to Kolkata - big mistake! I never knew that you could get the back end out on a coach (with 20-25 people on the roof too). No windows either, so I looked like a chimney sweep at the other end. And as for the truck stops along the way...least said the better. You have serious balls to ride a bike in India! Although to be fair crossing the road is arguably more dangerous.

      Still, amazing memories and i'd recommend India to anybody - fantastic country and people.

    137. Re:Expert naval tactics by CFTM · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I wasn't saying LA drivers were assholes, I was saying that unless it's 70 and sunny they're incapable of driving properly. You see when it rains here, half the drivers believe they need to go 35 mph on the freeway, you know to compensate for the rain, while the other half of the drivers believe that they need to go 95 mph in order to compensate for the assclowns going 35!

      Needless to say this is a perfect storm of stupidity....

    138. Re:Expert naval tactics by Sylver+Dragon · · Score: 1

      I'll admit to not being entirely certain, but I doubt that they take off vertically, it wastes a ton of fuel to do that.

      As for landing the need for better landing gear still applies for vertical landing as with a horizontal landing. If the aircraft is currently descending and a wave pitches the aircraft carrier up, the two are going to meet much faster than expected. If the landing gear are not robust enough, they will fail and damage the aircraft. Granted, this probably wouldn't be as spectacular as during a horizontal landing, as the aircraft wouldn't then skid and spin, but it would still be dangerous.

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    139. Re:Expert naval tactics by mea37 · · Score: 1

      I'll preface this with the point that I am speaking of American English. I don't know how other parts of the world treat the word decimate; nor do I know what dialect is native to you. But I do know that this is an American-centric forum, so carrying on:

      All of my life, decimate has meant "to greatly diminish". It wasn't until high school that I learned it had ever meant anything else (and even then the person quoting the historical definition had it wrong). And 15 years on down the line, it's still much more rare to hear the historical meaning of the word. Find it as stupid as you like, but the language has moved on with or without you.

      I guess the question is, by what authority do you declare that the word has the single, "plain and simple" meaning that you prefer? Personally I think words get their meaning from common usage, which disagrees with you; but even checking the dictionary, what I see is that both definitions are correct.

      Natural language isn't plain and simple, ever.

    140. Re:Expert naval tactics by Dr.+Spork · · Score: 1

      OK, that was amazing. I thought I was tough because I was able to not crash my rental car in Greece. What struck me about that clip is that nobody got hurt. It reminds me of Napoli, where cars don't seem to respect marked lanes or sings, but they are keenly aware of what everyone else is doing and they leave them space to do it. (But not an inch more.) I thought the Neapolitans were some of the best and most attentive drivers I've ever come across, even if it's a scary place to be on a road. This clip from India made me think that it might be similar there.

    141. Re:Expert naval tactics by dwye · · Score: 1

      It's better than the previous "jump to the left" body armor. Keep an eye out for the upcoming "put your hands on your hips" version, though; I hear it's gonna be fabulous.

      Yeah, with the required pelvic motion, it's going to drive you insaaaane.

    142. Re:Expert naval tactics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Congratulations, you have just missed yet another joke proving the need for anonymous caward when posting yet again.

      BTW, jokes do not make Bigotry, even if they are nigger jokes. Almost all jokes end up making fun of someone who is different then you or something they do that is noticeable different for whatever reason. If I truely was a bigot, do you think I would actually waste my time posting a joke about someone in a thread already claiming they are the worst drivers (by nationality) as apposed to another group of people who are "insert difference here" and bad drivers?

      I strongly suggest you pull your head out of your ass and let go of whatever it was that I did to piss you off. Hiding behind an anonymous posting will not allow you to strike back for any smack down I may have done on you. Get over it and get on with your life, or kill yourself, it doesn't matter to me.

    143. Re:Expert naval tactics by dwye · · Score: 1

      > Honestly we have went backwards in firepower because the
      > ships at sea right now are very easy to sink compared to
      > what we had during WW-II in the world.

      I suppose you think we also need to bring back the B-17 and B-24 bombers, so that we can REALLY terrify someone with a 1000 plane raid?

      Or maybe we should bring back Maximillian-style plate armor for officers, since kevlar does so poorly against arrows and crossbow bolts?

      Modern ships gave up armor for the same reason as 17th and 18th century infantry did. You cannot carry enough armor to make a difference against modern guidance systems on weapons, so it is better to be able to move.

      Really, there was a good reason for battleships in a post WWII environment. They were so big that every missile would target them, leaving the smaller but higher value targets alone.

    144. Re:Expert naval tactics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, if you can't hit it with torpedoes, go old school and just ram the bastard:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finnish_submarine_Vetehinen

    145. Re:Expert naval tactics by swillden · · Score: 1

      And 15 years on down the line, it's still much more rare to hear the historical meaning of the word.

      Moreover, when someone does use the term in its original sense, they typically qualify it because they know that it's likely to be taken the other way.

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    146. Re:Expert naval tactics by avronius · · Score: 1

      There's a lot of road between Seattle, Washington and Portland, Maine!

    147. Re:Expert naval tactics by Kozar_The_Malignant · · Score: 1

      Driving in Italy last year I was confused until I noticed that the stop signs say "STOP." This is clearly understood by Italians to mean only native English speakers should stop.

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    148. Re:Expert naval tactics by powerlord · · Score: 1

      Navies are for show and for transporting heavy stuff now.

      ... and for protecting your merchant fleet from piracy.

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    149. Re:Expert naval tactics by Doctor+Faustus · · Score: 1

      Royal Navy light carriers (Invincible class) have ski-jump take-off runways, and no arrestor gear, so I think the Harriers would have to land vertically.

      I see your point about the ship pitching up and hitting the plane harder than intended, but Harrier landings tend to be rough a lot, anyway. I'm not sure you would need to do anything different just because there's one more thing that could make it rough.

    150. Re:Expert naval tactics by jonhainer · · Score: 1

      Driving in MA would actually be nice if we could get rid of all the drivers east of Worcester, everyone from New York, and all the Vermontards.

      ... because then there would only be about 7 drivers on the roads at any given time.

    151. Re:Expert naval tactics by srk2040 · · Score: 0

      India is great if you love getting ripped off because your foreigner.

    152. Re:Expert naval tactics by furby076 · · Score: 1

      Gladiator
      Sparticus
      Rome (HBO series, first few episodes were sexy awesome)
      Excalibur/King Arthur

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    153. Re:Expert naval tactics by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 2, Informative

      When I was in Riyadh years ago, one part that made me laugh were the traffic lights. They were only green in one direction at a time. So, for example, the light for going north would be green, but the lights for going south, east, and west would be red. Then the light for going south would be green but the lights for going north, east, and west would be red. Then the light for east would be green, etc.

      Of course, you would see people drive up the right hand side and then attempt to turn left at the light, so I think they did it just to make some of the crazy behavior a little safer.

    154. Re:Expert naval tactics by marcosdumay · · Score: 1

      It is quite unlikely that somebody will be able to weaponize space (at least Earth's orbits, deep space is entirely different). It is way more expensive to put something up there than it is to destroy, disrupt or take over it.

    155. Re:Expert naval tactics by Rakishi · · Score: 1

      A word means exactly what people think it means and nothing more. It doesn't matter what it used to mean or what parts of it mean. Others have pointed out numerous words that have changed meaning which I'm guessing you use in their modern meaning. Why? Why do you think some words are okay to misuse compared to their original meanings but others are not?

    156. Re:Expert naval tactics by fifedrum · · Score: 1

      reminds me of the highway crossing scene from The Mote In God's Eye where the moties just navigate around anyone walking through traffic

    157. Re:Expert naval tactics by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 1

      Update NY are relatively good drivers.

      New York has a Service Pack?

    158. Re:Expert naval tactics by fullymodo · · Score: 1

      Binarated? Is that when James Earl Jones reads a running commentary of ones and zeroes?

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    159. Re:Expert naval tactics by fifedrum · · Score: 1

      I love driving through MA towing my camper. Can't see the tailgaters and the slow driving pisses off everyone.

    160. Re:Expert naval tactics by turgid · · Score: 1

      Sounds like a Libertarian paradise. Stop giving them ideas!

    161. Re:Expert naval tactics by wirelessbuzzers · · Score: 1

      Nonsense. Everyone knows that (in Ireland at least) the worst drivers are Polish.

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    162. Re:Expert naval tactics by adamchou · · Score: 1

      crossing the road in the traffic is even crazier.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLL7bYr-57Y

    163. Re:Expert naval tactics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe the proper term is "Vermonster".

    164. Re:Expert naval tactics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Neither Athen nor Napoli are the worst in Europe. And Portugal is nowhere close either. Moscow has the worst traffic in all of Europe. If there's a column of MBT's or APC's driving through town on one of the major parade streets, and the driver thinks there's a greater than 1% chance of being successful at cutting between two MBT's, they will do it. When they get into their cars, pedestrians or even other cars don't really exist until an accident has happened, and then it's always the other ones fault. Red lights? Yeah sure...

    165. Re:Expert naval tactics by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      ... and for protecting your merchant fleet from piracy.

      Given that nobody has bothered to go and actually root out any of the big groups of pirates currently operating, that comes back to the "for show" line item.

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    166. Re:Expert naval tactics by syockit · · Score: 1

      A applaud your very beautiful piece of literature. I can literally imagine the scene from your description.

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    167. Re:Expert naval tactics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah yes. India, where on a 2-lane road you can see a bus try to pass another bus which is trying to pass yet another bus which is in turn trying to pass a truck. I wish I was kidding.

      Or the road-side shrines at the top of major hills, where people toss coins to pray for a safe passage downhill. Because brakes are for the weak in indian drivers mentality. (Yes, you'd see a bus where everyone tossed coins out the windows, then the bus would accelerate for the downhill stretch. And keep on accelerating.

      Or, let's take Calcutta. The first city in the world to have car races where the map reader has to be blind. Yes. the MAP READER, who guides the driver through the racing route, in the city itself, has to be blind. The race is carried out in ordinary traffic on normal weekdays.

      Damn was I scared at seeing the traffic in that country.

    168. Re:Expert naval tactics by Stephan+Schulz · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but Americans need not apply for "worst drivers". I've been in at least two of the "worst" cities in the US (Boston and Miami), and none of these came close to the average European city. And after I went through Paris in a car driven by a German who spent the last 6 months in Cairo, I do have a fairly high measure for people who want to beat that...

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    169. Re:Expert naval tactics by Lunzo · · Score: 1

      I don't see how that's any different to the taxi drivers here.

    170. Re:Expert naval tactics by khellendros1984 · · Score: 1

      I live just a bit north of San Diego, but the highways are similar. In California, freeway speed limits are taken more like suggestions. I usually go about 80 in a 70 zone, although I've hit 90 or 95 a few times. As to the Mexican problem...it's always amazing when they have a boycott, a protest, or some other reason that they decide to stay home en masse. The roads become almost completely clear, and the average driver competency seems to double.

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    171. Re:Expert naval tactics by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Ever seen the traffic in India, pal?

      I hear it's sort of like bullets - if you get to see the traffic, that means you're fine because it has already missed you.

    172. Re:Expert naval tactics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's always amazed me about that video, other than there isn't an accident, is how efficient it is as "routing" the traffic. If there was a signal, the traffic would be backed all the hell up.

    173. Re:Expert naval tactics by toriver · · Score: 1

      Actually, the Italians are great drivers; they have to be to avoid accidents in such a chaotic traffic full of crazy drivers...

    174. Re:Expert naval tactics by WhatAmIDoingHere · · Score: 1

      I was on vacation in Tampa, FL, and was almost run over by someone with a New York license plate.

      And I've driven through Albany a number of times (going to the Pepsi or whatever it's called now). Nobody there knows have to drive.

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    175. Re:Expert naval tactics by WhatAmIDoingHere · · Score: 1

      Blame the Free Staters, IMO. The crazies from every state moved to NH.

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    176. Re:Expert naval tactics by WhatAmIDoingHere · · Score: 1

      Only if they're 5 gallons if ice cream.

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    177. Re:Expert naval tactics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      fyi that video was sped up

    178. Re:Expert naval tactics by chimpo13 · · Score: 1

      True, but they also rip off other Indians. If you're a tourist, you're fair game.

      I think it's 22 official languages and 85 major languages. I saw several times, 2 Indians both speaking Hindi switch to English because of the different accents. If you're in a spot with a different accent, no problem ripping you off.

      I hate haggling so I was on the wrong end of the deal in India.

    179. Re:Expert naval tactics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, yeah, I know. But apart from the aqueduct, the sanitation, the roads and the word 'decimate', what else have the Romans ever done for us?

      Good Gods, I hope you're not serious...

    180. Re:Expert naval tactics by Heather+D · · Score: 1

      Damn the submarine! Full speed ahead!

    181. Re:Expert naval tactics by Deadstick · · Score: 1
      "Nice" was the first to go; it used to mean "infinitely fine and complex", now it's that white sofa in the Ikea catalogue.

      You mean "nice" is equivalent to "hideous"?

      rj

    182. Re:Expert naval tactics by zobier · · Score: 1

      Or someone divides by zero!
      (second paragraph from parent anchor)

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    183. Re:Expert naval tactics by bds1986 · · Score: 1

      The water belt-line of the Iowa class Battleships are 12.2 inches of SOLID steel.

      Which won't do much good. Firstly, most weapons these days aren't penetrating the side, they're plunging from the top. Modern antiship missiles have had the ability to conduct a terminal "pop-up" maneuver and strike from above for some time now. You can't have 12.2 inches of armour everywhere.

      Secondly, you can't compare todays weapons with those of WW2 in terms of pure explosive power. Nowadays we have penetrating warheads, shaped charges, and other techniques that were in their infancy back in WW2. The GBU-27 may "only" be a 2000 pound bomb, but it can penetrate six feet of reinforced concrete (http://www.fas.org/man/dod-101/sys/smart/gbu-27.htm). Try doing that 60 years ago.

       

      yes airstrikes work very well, plus the Yamato was taken out simply because we overwhelmed the Japanese navy.

      Which has only become easier to do with the proliferation of relatively cheap antiship missiles.

    184. Re:Expert naval tactics by Vastad · · Score: 1

      Ask a driver in the US or Europe what he might consider as suicidal to drive without, he might answer "No lights", "Bald tyres" or "Worn brake pads".

      A friend told me that in India, that answer would be "No car horn". The audio is too crappy on that YouTube video to convey the cacophony that keeps the traffic flowing with minimal mishap.

    185. Re:Expert naval tactics by Ihlosi · · Score: 1

      These ships were designed to withstand 1 ton projectiles impacting the side so modern missiles are a joke to them.

      Modern anti-ship missiles can carry almost one ton of _payload_ in addition to a few tons delivery system, and come in at "projectile" speeds (mach 2+). Also, they're designed not to impact the side, but to go for the juicier parts farther up, if desired. Oh, and they also usually don't come alone.

      Plus having a ship that can shell 20 miles inland eliminates the need to risk any pilot lives when you are lobbing VW busses full of explosives at targets.

      20 miles inland isn't so impressive when the enemy can fire back from 200 miles inland.

    186. Re:Expert naval tactics by powerlord · · Score: 1

      Given that pirates seem to prefer to operate in coastal waters not patrolled by a nation with a powerful navy, I disagree.

      Why is the last major news we keep hearing about piracy usually around Africa and South East Asia?

      Should the U.S. (or any country) violate another countries territorial waters to "root out" piracy?

      At a certain point China will probably start patrolling the pacific in larger force which will both hurt piracy there, and put it into conflict with Russia and the U.S..

      I'm not sure who is going to "clean up" Africa. I don't see any major world power with both the clout and the inclination to do much to help the people who live there, let alone protect the coast of countries that can't protect it themselves.

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    187. Re:Expert naval tactics by Gojira+Shipi-Taro · · Score: 1

      Hence the Jack Handyism "when I die I want to go peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather; not screaming and wetting myself like the passengers in his car."

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    188. Re:Expert naval tactics by jonadab · · Score: 1

      > Granted no navy has the brains to build battleships anymore

      They aren't necessary. The relative worth of battleships versus carriers was pretty well explored in WWII, and the verdict was fairly clear.

      > Battleships can take Exocet missiles into the hull all day long and not sink

      Typically you don't attack a battleship with ship-to-ship missiles, unless it's the only weapon you've got. (Well, I suppose it's better than a sidearm...) You also don't try to shell a battleship, even though shells are cheap, because if the battleship is in range for that, so are you.

      You typically attack a battleship with torpedoes (launched from small fast boats or subs if the battleship isn't protected by destroyers, but if it is, then you launch the torpedoes from planes). You might also hit strategic subtargets (like the radio tower, for instance) with air-to-surface missiles, and you can strafe the deck with standard machine-gun fire if there are significant exposed personnel, but the torpedoes are the main thing.

      Cruisers and destroyers don't do the heavy damage, but they are strategically important for protecting the carriers and the battleships from certain kinds of threats (notably, submarines and torpedo boats). Battleships have a number of uses (e.g., they can shell land targets that are very close to the coast, and they can usefully engage enemy cruisers if necessary), but on the open ocean they cannot get close enough to a carrier group to do anything meaningful against it, because the carriers (or rather the aircraft launched from the carriers) have a significantly greater effective range.

      It comes down to this: battleships don't effectively control airspace, and if you don't control the airspace in modern warfare, you lose, full stop. So no matter how many battleships you've got, your fleet has GOT to have carriers in it, or you lose. A carrier group, on the other hand, doesn't really need a battleship. If you've got one around, there are useful things you can do with it, but it's not *necessary*. The other major classes of ships (carriers, cruisers, destroyers, and subs) *are* all necessary, for various reasons.

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    189. Re:Expert naval tactics by jonadab · · Score: 1

      > The water belt-line of the Iowa class Battleships are 12.2 inches of SOLID steel.

      Yeah, and they have good firepower too. If you sail your ship right up to an enemy battleship and try to shoot at it with ship-to-ship missiles, it's probably going to sink you.

      But the thing is, you *don't* sail your capital ships right up to the enemy battleship and try to shoot at it with ship-to-ship missiles. That would be tactically moronic.

      So in practice the battleship never gets to really show off its awesomeness in ship-to-ship combat, because the enemy sends supersonic jets, or maybe launches torpedoes from subs or torpedo boats (if you don't have enough destroyers around to prevent that), and chases your battleship off before it gets close enough to do anything.

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    190. Re:Expert naval tactics by jonadab · · Score: 1

      > > yes airstrikes work very well, plus the Yamato was taken out simply because we overwhelmed the Japanese navy.
      > Which has only become easier to do with the proliferation of relatively cheap antiship missiles.

      Air-launched torpedoes are even cheaper, and quite effective when used in quantity. You can sink any ship, no matter *what* kind of armor it has, if you can dominate the airspace around it. This was conclusively proven in World War II and has been reconfirmed repeatedly. No navy since then has been taken seriously unless it is built around carriers.

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    191. Re:Expert naval tactics by Ihlosi · · Score: 1
      But the thing is, you *don't* sail your capital ships right up to the enemy battleship and try to shoot at it with ship-to-ship missiles. That would be tactically moronic.

      Yes. Especially when your anti-ship missiles have ranges of several hundred miles, while the battleship can only shell things a few tens of miles away. And you don't even need any kind of ship to use the missiles, you can just launch them from a land-based platform, long before the battleship ever gets close enough to engage it.

    192. Re:Expert naval tactics by jonadab · · Score: 1

      Etymologically, yes, but in modern English the word "decimate" generally means something closer to "completely destroy".

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    193. Re:Expert naval tactics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Err the article seems to forget the fact the Spanish Armada was decimated by severe weather first; the Brit Navy just destroyed what was left of it. It was hardly an accomplishment.

      JYFI the damage from severe weather came after the battle.

    194. Re:Expert naval tactics by Richard_at_work · · Score: 1

      Yes they are the same basic airframe, with avionics differences - which means that the GR9 Harrier(RAF) and the FA2 Harrier (RN) have the same undercarts. This has never been a problem, as the RAF routinely depoly Harriers to the Royal Navy carriers for operational detachments.

  2. There were 3 cannons to replicate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Two cannons were shown on the programme being lifted from the sea bed to join a 3rd that had been lifted earlier.

    They wanted 3 cannons to make sure that a matching pair was not a fluke. A matching triple is much less likly. It was also interesting to to note that all the cannon balls lifted were of the same size.

    1. Re:There were 3 cannons to replicate by _Shad0w_ · · Score: 4, Informative

      It was because the ship only carried one size of shot that he theorized the canon were identical in the first place. On any other wreck he would have expected to find lots of different sized shot.

      The musket they found on the ship, when replicated, also punched through a sheet of steel the thickness of a contemporary breast plate, which a modern 9mm handgun couldn't get through (the round just mushroomed over and dented the plate).

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    2. Re:There were 3 cannons to replicate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      That was a stupid test. Pistols have absolutely no power, muskets have long barrels, lots of power and very heavy shot. I'd have liked to have seen a comparison between the musket and a modern rifle.

    3. Re:There were 3 cannons to replicate by KillerBob · · Score: 2, Informative

      Mod the parent up, he's right. Pistols are sub-sonic, and fire bullets that are mostly made of lead. They have a ton of stopping power, but almost no penetration. Also, the bullets, even milspec, are rounded at the front. It's designed to mushroom like that.

      Compare it against, say, a round fired from an M16 or its counterparts in other countries, where the round is jacketed, pointy, and supersonic.

      Of course, it wouldn't have looked as impressive, seeing as the modern military rifle ammunition is designed to penetrate armour.

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    4. Re:There were 3 cannons to replicate by indiechild · · Score: 1

      Right on. And I bet that a full metal jacket 9mm or .45 bullet fired from a submachinegun or a carbine could penetrate just as well as the musket could. We could always throw armour-piercing ammo into the mix as well.

    5. Re:There were 3 cannons to replicate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now if we manage to reload three mobile phones with the same implement, we are talking.

    6. Re:There were 3 cannons to replicate by BForrester · · Score: 1

      That doesn't seem like a fair comparison.

      Of course a heavy rifle has more power than a compact firearm meant to inflict variable damage on unarmoured targets at close range.

      A better contest (in which I'm sure the musket would still be competitive) would be against a modern equivalent like the M4 or M16.

    7. Re:There were 3 cannons to replicate by Bender0x7D1 · · Score: 1

      Actually, musket balls were round, so the rounded tip of modern ammunition isn't really an issue in a "fair" test.

      Also, modern rifle ammunition isn't designed to penetrate armor. They do make armor-piercing rounds, but the standard round is the "ball" round, which isn't designed to penetrate armor.

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    8. Re:There were 3 cannons to replicate by nasor · · Score: 2, Interesting

      My (admittedly layman) understanding of cannon vs. wooden ship naval warfare was that they wanted cannons with just enough speed to punch through one side of the hull, rather than cannons that fired shot so fast that they punched through both sides of the ship. Apparently the cloud of flying splinters, debris, etc. from a slower shot did more damage than a faster shot that went in one side and out the other.

    9. Re:There were 3 cannons to replicate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know. For $120 or you can buy a milsurp old Czech CZ-52 pistol that fires 7.62x25mm.

      7.62x25 is usually round nosed but it's a small 85 grain round. It'll go through 1/4" steel at 25ft without much difficulty.

      Depending on whose ammo you buy the average ballistics are around 1800 ft/sec and 650ft lbs of energy. It's a real nasty little round. Looks like a 9x19mm parabellum cartridge that's been necked down to accomodate a 7.62 (roughly .30 cal) bullet.

      Not all pistols lack penetration power and velocity. They make awesome glove box pistols. That's damn near rifle velocity.

    10. Re:There were 3 cannons to replicate by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      First, comparing a rifle to a handgun is a lousy comparison. There are very few handguns from any area with the potential to compete against a rifle for penetration, again from any era.

      Second, as someone else noted, it wasn't a "modern" 9mm, it was a 45ACP handgun. The .45ACP is a bigger, slower, flatter projectile than the 9mm and is better suited for penetrating a limited (12" or so) amount of flesh. However, heavy winter clothing, foliage, and the like have been known to stop both cartridges on occasion enough to prevent serious injury (though the .45ACP undoubtedly does more impactive/bruising damage).

      Just because it's "modern" doesn't mean it's invariably more powerful; the rifles and muskets of yesteryear were invariably of a larger caliber, with larger projectiles. The biggest personnel weapon in common use is .30 caliber, or 7.5mm, give or take, depending on which country we're talking about. Small arms of yesteryear had smaller, faster projectiles as time went on.

      Additionally, the caliver was commonly used at sea during this era, not the musket. It was smaller and fired a smaller projectile. Just the same, it did use standard munition ball, which I recall to be around the 2 oz. mark. That's roughly 4 times as heavy as the heaviest personal arms bullet of today.

      Finally, the reproduced musket was likely made to a higher quality than the original, allowing it to take a heavier charge of powder. Metallurgy for barrels back then was crude, often resulting in brittle steel. Likewise, powder production during the 1500s was imprecise and still resulted in a great deal of variation, further contributing to the weapon's inaccuracy past 50 yards.

      I seem to recall that ship-borne personal firearms were primarily used by sharpshooters in the rigging to snipe officers (senior, deck, and crew officers alike) from enemy ships once they drew close. Though that may not have been a prevailing tactic until the 1800s; I don't recall my naval combat history that well.

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    11. Re:There were 3 cannons to replicate by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      Pistols are not subsonic; some pistols are subsonic. The speed of sound is approximately 1024fps, whereas the 9mm Luger (most common 9mm variant) is approximately 1300-1900fps (depending on who makes it, etc.). A .45ACP travels at approximately 850-1100 fps.

      That said, the speed of the bullet has little to do with its effectiveness on its own. The density, internal ballistics, and impactive surface area also play a large part in the effectiveness of a projectile at killing or stopping its target.

      Finally, while there are armor piercing bullets today (with a steel core), rifle and handgun bullets are primarily designed today to penetrate flesh and (sometimes, depending on design,) upon impact, expand. Lead is a soft metal and isn't going to penetrate steel, no matter how hardened or thick, all too readily.

      Muskets, on the other hand, would fire shot: specifically, iron clad stone shot, or cast iron shot. These have a higher density and without the projectile tip of a modern bullet (which is there to decrease ballistic drag, not to push through its target), would be much more likely to penetrate steel of any thickness.

      A more appropriate comparison would've been against a modern .30 caliber carbine, like the M1A, firing steel core/AP ammo. I have no doubt which is superior: modern .308 AP can penetrate the hardened steel of a vehicle's engine sufficient enough to disable it immediately.

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    12. Re:There were 3 cannons to replicate by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      Musket balls were made out of iron or iron-clad stones. That right there is half the advantage - modern ammo is lead, and only armor piercing ammo has a (relatively small) bonded steel core.

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    13. Re:There were 3 cannons to replicate by bds1986 · · Score: 1

      That cloud of splinters and debris is called spall:
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spall

      You also don't actually have to penetrate to get spalling to occur, but I suspect naval strategists of previous centuries might not have understood this.

    14. Re:There were 3 cannons to replicate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It goes right through. We now keep a set of rules around the house for when we're drunk:
      (1) Try it on a tree (stump, etc.) first.
      (2) Try it again.

  3. I don't see anything special by tsa · · Score: 1, Redundant

    I don't see anything special about those guns. We Dutch had the same guns on our trade- and war ships in that time. They can shoot a cannonball to a distance of about a kilometer I'm told, so I'm not surprised that they can pulverize a wooden ship at 100 m distance.

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    1. Re:I don't see anything special by Mascot · · Score: 5, Informative

      Since you can't be arsed to read the article, let me quote the pertinent part for you.

      Until now, it was thought Queen Elizabeth was using the same cannon technology as her father, Henry VIII. His flagship, the Mary Rose, was ultra-modern for its day.

      However, it carried a bewildering variety of cannon - many designed for land warfare. They were all of different shapes and sizes, fired different shot at different rates with different killing power.

      The point isn't the size or type of cannon. It's the notion of using a bunch of identical ones as opposed to a variety.

    2. Re:I don't see anything special by MosesJones · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The difference is that while EVERYONE had guns that could fire something inaccurately over a long distance these guns had a few rather special features.

      Firstly they are all the same, no variability which means that the shot can be made more precisely and firing can be made more accurate

      Secondly their recoil was able to throw the gun back into the ship consistently (read straight) due to the level of accuracy, this meant that the guns could be reloaded quicker

      These combinations also meant that the guns could be used effectively in a broadside with standardised shot rather than having shot "tuned" to each individual gun.

      So while the Dutch may have invented the stock exchange and orange carrots the guns used here by the Brits (strictly actually the English at this stage) were the first "modern" cannons if such a term can be used.

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    3. Re:I don't see anything special by FinchWorld · · Score: 1

      I recall the Dutch did have one fo the largest fleets around the 17th centuary, large enough to contest the Spanish. However when the English (Supported by the French) started a naval war with he dutch, not only were they out numbered, but the majority of there ships substandard compared to the English fleet (though this may have been due to the general deterioration of the Dutch fleet for some years before), resulting in the English gaining a near sea based trade monopoly.

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    4. Re:I don't see anything special by tsa · · Score: 1, Interesting

      And that means the title of the abstract is all wrong. I admit I read the article after I posted but still I am right: the guns were not very special. It's the way they were used that was special.

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    5. Re:I don't see anything special by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The author of the article concludes it by saying English gun founders were 50 years ahead of their time, which would seem to indicate a gun capable of firing a mile was unheard of. From my brief perusal on Wikipedia guns mounted on galleons tended to have a range of 1/5-1/4 of a mile. For the person that posted above regarding a kilometer ranged Dutch gun, remember a mile would be an additional 60% or so.

    6. Re:I don't see anything special by san · · Score: 4, Interesting

      That only happened near the end of the 17th century - well after the start of the decline of the Dutch empire. Earlier that century, the Dutch did defeat the English at sea - three times.
      So whatever advantage these guns gave, it wasn't very long-lasting.

      The Spanish Armada was defeated in 1588, so maybe everybody else had caught up by the mid 17th century?

    7. Re:I don't see anything special by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      The dutch had a problem: they sea exits were very shallow, which put serious limit on the size of ships they could build and run domestically. They even invented cumbersome floating drydocks to help "fly" large east indiamen over reefs, but eventually trade and commerce went to the brits and the french, just like the german Hansa alliance lost most of their lucrative trade about 150 years beforehand.

      Otherwise, english victory over the Spanish Amrmada was due to two factors mostly: wind conditions made it impossible to land the big spanish ships on british mainland and the english made iron cannonballs were of much higher quality owing to the slow cooling process applied after casting.

      The spanish just threw their freshly minted cannonballs into a bucket of water, which made the metal brittle, so it shattered when hitting the outside of a sailing ship's thick timber, making little damage inside, if any. The english buried their hot cannonballs into charcoal, taking days to cool to ambient temperature, so the resultsing piece of iron was almost as soft as a piece of lead, staying in one piece while it went throught the timber of spanish ships, sometimes even coming out on the opposite side of the impact! (Whatever was in-between got almost totally destroyed).

      On the other hand, one should not overestimate the role of artillery in late XVIth century sea combat. Accuracy was nil and reload times / repeat fire rates were nowhere near the Nelsonian standards. The Lepanto sea battle only a decade before, fought between venetians + spanish crusaders and the ottoman turks, was mostly sword and knife gore.

      Let's say bad winds and substandard or outright bad seamanship was 75% of the 1588 spanish defeat, their commander actually never been to the sea before, he was simply a close relative of the king, that's why they appointed him to the post. (The russians made the very same mistake in 1905, earning the catastrophic Tsushima defeat.)

    8. Re:I don't see anything special by Shin-LaC · · Score: 3, Funny

      the guns were not very special. It's the way they were used that was special.

      That's what she said.

    9. Re:I don't see anything special by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, dutch and french ships were highly valued by the british, since they were better at maneuvering than the english ships. A fairly large percentage of the legendary english ships are actually of dutch or french design :p

      The real difference was: English crews/commanders. Many of them were, even during the late 16th and most of the 17th century, out at sea for very long durations, even years. And there was also the process of continuous drills.

    10. Re:I don't see anything special by Mascot · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Remember what site you are on. You should know better than to trust the editors.

    11. Re:I don't see anything special by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 1

      I don't see anything special about those guns. We Dutch had the same guns on our trade- and war ships...

      Yes, but they were rendered useless as all the money for the ammunition across the fleet had been spent on one marbled tulip bulb.

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    12. Re:I don't see anything special by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A mile is rather more than a kilometer - closer to two, in fact. Why don't you just admit you were wrong?

    13. Re:I don't see anything special by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      The twists and turns of history are facinating. Jared Diamond has pointed out that the Chinese had a large navy that managed to explore most of the Indian Ocean (well the edges anyway). They lost interest in seafaring just as the Europeans were starting to find their way around the cape. Random link

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    14. Re:I don't see anything special by Weedlekin · · Score: 4, Interesting

      "We Dutch had the same guns on our trade- and war ships in that time"

      The Spanish were notably impressed by Dutch gun makers, and commissioned lots of cannon and ammo for their armada from them. Unfortunately, the fact that they were occupying Holland by force at the time meant that the Dutch hated them, so archaeologists have found Dutch cannonballs on Spanish wrecks that had been "accidentally" made just slightly too big or just a smidgeon too small for the intended cannon.

      These differences in tolerances were small enough to ensure that they looked as if they were the right size to Spanish inspections. Attempting to fire them at the English however would have had tragi-comic results such as swearing gunners being unable to force some cannonballs into the muzzles of their guns, while others formed such a poor seal that most of the gases from the burning powder went round them, so the initial "bang" was followed by the sound of a ball rolling sluggishly along the muzzle, and then a "plop" as it fell into the sea.

      The strangest part of all this is of course that archaeological evidence from non-Spanish wrecks indicates that the Dutch ammunition tolerance problem didn't occur in stuff they made for themselves or sold to countries who weren't occupying them at the time. Some historians believe that this notable discrepancy may well have been behind the famous rant from King Philip II, where he threw his throne at a courtier while screaming "I'll kill those fucking Dutch!"...

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    15. Re:I don't see anything special by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The guns may have been special, but it didn't mean Drake and co knew how to use them.

      Despite better naval tactics as the Armada lumbered up the Channel, British cannon fire did not sink any ships in the early skirmishes - the Rosario and San Salvador were only captured due to accidents.

      The Spanish ships where built to attack by closing on the enemy and boarding them. The Brits were wary of that and hung back, wasting shot and powder to no effect. It wasn't until the battle of Gravelines that they mustered the courage to get close enough for intensive cannon fire to sink a ship. And then, finally, they sunk a few.

    16. Re:I don't see anything special by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      he threw his throne at a courtier while screaming "I'll kill those fucking Dutch!"

      He's done it before, and he'll do it again?

    17. Re:I don't see anything special by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is a long standing tradition in Russia, still honored in WWII and later conflicts.

    18. Re:I don't see anything special by nojayuk · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Philips made radio tubes for the Wehrmacht, Kriegmarine and Luftwaffe during WWII while Holland was occupied by the Nazis. Remarkably the tubes suffered a high failure rate, but only after several hours of flawless operation, enough to get them past inspection and initial fitment but not much longer. Odd that.

    19. Re:I don't see anything special by Da+Fokka · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Because this is the internet. People dont't ever admit they're wrong here.

    20. Re:I don't see anything special by PhilJC · · Score: 1

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mons_Meg has an interesting comment regarding Mons Meg, a French made, Scottish used cannon which was allegedly ship mounted at one point in its history.. (admittedly only if we ignore the smattering of "citation needed" throughout tho)...

      It has been suggested[citation needed] that Meg was one of the armaments on James IV's carrack, the Great Michael, which would make it the ship with the largest calibre gun in history. From the 1540s Meg was retired from active service and was fired only on ceremonial occasions from Edinburgh Castle, from where shot could be found up to two miles distant.[citation needed]

    21. Re:I don't see anything special by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Another advantage of cooling off iron in charcoal is that the exterior absorbs carbon. You know what iron + carbon is? Steel. It's called case-hardening.

    22. Re:I don't see anything special by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      The article says 50 years ahead of it's time.

      If there were no other break-throughs the implication would indeed be that the knowledge had spread by mid 17th century.

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    23. Re:I don't see anything special by TheLink · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Almost everyone seems to be making stuff to such standards nowadays.

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    24. Re:I don't see anything special by fraggleyid · · Score: 1

      There is also the added factor that the tides and sea currents around the south of england could be very tricky. Being on home territory the English captains were very well acquainted with these and knew how to use them to maximum advantage. While it may not be a deciding factor it certainly didn't hurt in skewing the odds even more in England's favour.

    25. Re:I don't see anything special by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The first stock exchange was in Bruges, Belgium. Not Dutch.

    26. Re:I don't see anything special by Weedlekin · · Score: 3, Informative

      People in occupied France often served the Nazis with food and wine that wasn't quite up to their usual standards. The idea behind this was that nobody would want to stay in a country where every sauce was a little lumpy, every vegetable was limp through overcooking, and every glass of wine was a tad on the sour side, so the Germans would rapidly tire of France and leave of their own accord.

      The flaw in this otherwise cunning plan was of course the fact that the German idea of good food and wine is based on quantity rather than quality, so they weren't at all put off by pate served at slightly the wrong temperature if there was lots of it and they didn't get diarrhoea or indigestion from eating it.

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    27. Re:I don't see anything special by quintesse · · Score: 1

      At that time (13th century) Belgium didn't exist and Bruges was still part of the Republic of the Seven United Netherlands and therefore it's inhabitants were still Dutch.

    28. Re:I don't see anything special by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the guns were not very special. It's the way they were used that was special.

      That's what she said.

      you wish that's what she said

    29. Re:I don't see anything special by san · · Score: 1

      Actually, the Republic of the Seven United Netherlands didn't even exist until 1581, and it did NOT include what is now Belgium (the which became the Spanish Netherlands in 1581).

      You are right, though, that before that, the Burgundian Netherlands were both modern-day Belgium and the Netherlands (and parts of Northern France, where Flemish was spoken until the 20th century).

      In the 13th century, though, most of Holland was sparsely inhabited (they were essentially flood-planes) and 'colonized' from the south.

    30. Re:I don't see anything special by Thelasko · · Score: 1

      The author of the article concludes it by saying English gun founders were 50 years ahead of their time...

      It's also interesting to note that this technology was kept so secret, that it wasn't discovered until today.

      Just out of curiosity, how are they sure of this ship's date? All of these discoveries could be explained if the ship was 50 years younger than currently believed. Radio carbon dating the wood will only tell you the date the lumber was cut, not the date the ship was built, or refitted.

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    31. Re:I don't see anything special by Hork_Monkey · · Score: 1

      So skirmishing and killing the men on the decks wasn't effective? It was quite hard to sink a wood ship, so not doing so doesn't mean it was ineffective.

      Just by the fact that the Spanish tactic was to get close and board leads me to believe that Drake was pretty effective at countering.

      How would your morale be if you could never get close, your guns couldn't hit, but you kept getting peppered by cannon balls?

    32. Re:I don't see anything special by quintesse · · Score: 1

      I stand corrected :)

    33. Re:I don't see anything special by mysticgoat · · Score: 1

      Seems to me that the biggest advantage to standardization was with the gun crew training. Rather than each crew learning how to best manage the peculiarities of the one gun they were assigned to, the Gun Master had interchangeable gunners who could be moved about as changing conditions required.

      Also, what was probably more important than the one mile range or the ability to punch holes in both sides of the ship with a single round, was the greater likelihood of smashing into the powder magazine, or disrupting the powder monkeys' work, or knocking a smouldering fuse into something flammable. Breaking winches, blocks, belaying points of ropes, etc, was also good. Anything to disrupt the enemy's ability to use his canon or his ability to maneuver was good.

      Was this also the time when the Brits standardized their infantry's muskets? I don't think that the "Brown Bess" had interchangeable parts, but apparently each of them was much like all the others in handling characteristics, and the advent of the paper cartridge with pre-measured powder charge was significant. That had happened before 1750, but I don't know how earlier.

    34. Re:I don't see anything special by Dragoness+Eclectic · · Score: 1

      I suspect the Royal Navy's records will tell you the date it was built and lost. Yes, civilized nations with long histories keep records going that far back.

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    35. Re:I don't see anything special by Thelasko · · Score: 1

      Yes, civilized nations with long histories keep records going that far back.

      Apparently, none detailed enough to include details of the ship's armament. It's also possible that Her Majesty's Royal Navy launched another ship with the same name after the first one was lost at sea. The US Navy does it all of the time.

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    36. Re:I don't see anything special by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For some reason the Dutch were also remarkably nice for colonials.
      I speak this as a Keralite and we have some history of fighting every sea faring country in the world
      The first here were the Portuguese, considered by us to be the cruelest of the seafarers who landed here. They were defeated a couple of times by the local kings, but their tactic of burning the ships with sailors inside them finally forced the Kings to concede. It was an alien concept for Kerala to kill surrendered soldiers.
      They came, they saw, they conquered and promptly set about killing the local orthodox christians and Jews.
      Later the dutch arrived, took over a few forts and were rulers. But then they were defeated by the local Kings and totally unlike the Portuguese they promptly went back. Even worse, one of the commanders of the Dutch Navy joined the Indian king
      . If it had not been for the Dutch being so nice, I doubt I'd be speaking English right now.

    37. Re:I don't see anything special by SoupIsGood+Food · · Score: 3, Interesting

      No, the Russian admiral at Tsushima, Rozhestvensky was a very competent and disciplined officer, and not some clueless fop. His problem was a conscript crew on the verge of mutiny, poorly trained officers, outdated ships ill suited outside the Baltic and only a few colliers stationed along the way for resupply. The Emperor ignored all of his suggestions and concerns.

      The Japanese had a volunteer navy, British-built warships of the latest design with British-trained officers, and a variety of home ports nearby for refit and resupply. Oh, it also had Togo, the most brilliant and aggressive naval commander of his generation.

      The Baltic Fleet was doomed before it even set sail, despite the quality of its commander.

    38. Re:I don't see anything special by ChrisA90278 · · Score: 1

      I don't see anything special about those guns. We Dutch had the same guns on our trade- and war ships in that time. They can shoot a cannonball to a distance of about a kilometer.

      What WAS special was not the size or the range but the fact that the guns were all IDENTICAL and that the shot madefor one gun could be used for any other gun. Today we are used to interchangeable parts but in those days except in England guns are made one at a time by highly skilled craftsmen. These guns must have been made in a factory using standardized precision tooling.

      What this implies is that the English economy could support a (for the time) huge arms factory and the research and redevelopment that standardized tooling implies. Other governments of the time simply payed for guns, not gun factories.

    39. Re:I don't see anything special by Dr.+Photo · · Score: 2, Funny

      Some historians believe that this notable discrepancy may well have been behind the famous rant from King Philip II, where he threw his throne at a courtier while screaming "I'll kill those fucking Dutch!"...

      Steve Ballmer in a past life...

    40. Re:I don't see anything special by Reziac · · Score: 1

      I've also read of mysterious failures to get all the bubbles out of the barrel casting, which of course does really bad things once the gun heats up.

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    41. Re:I don't see anything special by drwho · · Score: 1

      The metallurgy isn't that simple. Steel requires a small amount of carbon, but over around 2% and you've got cast iron, not steel. Cast iron is brittle. This wasn't understood back in the Elizabethan age. They simply knew that iron from some sources was better than others, and this happened because of the natural variation in carbon content. For instance, Swedish iron was considered the best.

    42. Re:I don't see anything special by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To those that have been fed since children with histories about the glorious defeat of the Spanish Armada (from [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anglo%E2%80%93Spanish_War_(1585)]):

      With the Spanish successfully defending their rapidly expanding colonial trade and thereby overcoming their financial crises, the Irish war grinding on with Spanish materiel support, and English trade under attack, the conflict was turning into a draining war of attrition for England. English settlement in North America was delayed until the early Stuart period. This enabled Spain to consolidate its hold on its New World territories, which was to last another two centuries, during which it would continue as the most important overseas empire. Spain had been able to effectively deny the Atlantic sea lanes to English colonial efforts until England had agreed to most Spanish conditions. However, England remained true to the Protestant revolution and the Dutch rebellion had benefited much from the diversion of Spanish resources.

      Spain remained Europe's dominant power well into the 17th century, when its decline began decades later with defeats on land against France in the Thirty Years' War and at sea with the rise of Dutch naval power. While the Armada defeat did not enable England to supplant Spain as the pre-eminent naval power, nor to engage in substantial American colonization, it did serve as an inspiration to later generations, particularly during the Anglo-French naval clashes of the 18th century, when Britain emerged as one of Europe's leading sea powers and colonizing nations after the Seven Years' War (1756-1763).

      So much for cannons. The real guns were, and still are, the propaganda ones.

    43. Re:I don't see anything special by duckInferno · · Score: 1

      The dutch had a magnificent fleet. They actually had control of England at one point in history. Then they fucked up and put an englishman in charge of the Dutch fleet. You can guess what happened next.

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    44. Re:I don't see anything special by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      Doing damage at a mile and hitting a target at a mile are two drastically different things. Remember, these ships were made of wood; wood, particularly when wet, has incredible tensile strength. The rounds would have to be coming in at a high enough velocity to impart impactive damage and not simply "push" on the thick beams used for ship construction.

      Also, the Dutch were primarily traders. They were very profitable during this area because their guns did provide an incentive to leave them alone, and because they stayed away from warfare.

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    45. Re:I don't see anything special by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did the Spanish Armada accomplish its mission? Did England come under Spanish influence? Nope and nope. Therefore, it was a defeat for Spain.

    46. Re:I don't see anything special by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I swore I heard somewhere that some duke got an agreement from Prussia or Austria back in that time to be allowed to make brass cannons that featured rifling. (Also if I recall, the company that developed that technology originally came up with it for making brass church bells of all things.) It was intended to be a license agreement with money going back to the other country for each cannon made. But the deal was reneged on, so it was just a clever move to get the manufacturing knowhow so Britain could make their own cannons with some degree of quality control. Thus the technology wasn't originally English, but they knew they had an advantage once they got it.

      But then again it's been a while, perhaps I didn't actually watch that on The History Channel and I'm remembering stuff out of nowhere.

    47. Re:I don't see anything special by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      my god, someone actually talking about what happened to the armada and being anywhere close to right? AMAZING!

      That said, while at close range the english shot could have probably penetrated completely, they rarely got close enough to try.

    48. Re:I don't see anything special by agnosticnixie · · Score: 1

      That would be centuries later, as 16th century Prussia was a pushover/fief of Poland and Austria was ruled by the same family in charge of Spain.

    49. Re:I don't see anything special by zwarte+piet · · Score: 1

      And they're still masters at giving you exactly the quality you pay for.

    50. Re:I don't see anything special by Aviation+Pete · · Score: 1

      The first modern cannons were Turkish.

      If you don't believe this, please consider that the Osman empire used the most modern cannons in the successful siege of Constantinople, and then in 1529 in the less successful siege of Vienna. The gun knowledge was picked up by Austrian gunmakers, which in turn brought it to England. The English guns were further improved, but basically were the result of Turkish work.

      The Spanish guns couldn't match this for the simple reason that their balls were mass-produced quickly, and to speed up the cooling in the foundry, they were dumped in water. This made the iron very brittle, and most cannonballs simply broke apart when fired. Thus, the Spanish effectively fired shrapnel, which doesn't travel very far and could not harm the English ships at usual fighting distances.

      I'm surprised nobody pointed this out so far!

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  4. Technology and the Art of War by Max+Romantschuk · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's both fascinating and sad how technology and warfare has been intertwined from the very dawn of man. A lot of "geeks" from way back, Greek philosophers, Leonardo da Vinci, etc. were sponsored by the rich and powerful of their respectable eras in exchange for using their minds to create better warfare technology.

    For good or for evil, it seems that's the way it has always been, and likely always will be. We possibly wouldn't be having this discussion if it weren't for DARPA...

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    1. Re:Technology and the Art of War by troll8901 · · Score: 1

      We possibly wouldn't be having this discussion if it weren't for DARPA...

      But we would have long found girlfriends, tried them out, chosen one, and got married.

    2. Re:Technology and the Art of War by Max+Romantschuk · · Score: 1

      But we would have long found girlfriends, tried them out, chosen one, and got married.

      Dude, I don't know about you but Slashdot didn't stop me doing that... Then again judging from your UID you might be a little younger than I am? ;)

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    3. Re:Technology and the Art of War by srmalloy · · Score: 1

      It's both fascinating and sad how technology and warfare has been intertwined from the very dawn of man.

      Although it has in some ways stifled the range of innovation. The best case in point is to look at air races from the periods before and after WWII. Before WWII, aeronautical engineers produced aircraft of widely-varying designs chasing the goal of producing the fastest planes; after the war, and even up to the present, the vast majority of aircraft competing were either WWII fighters or relatively minor variations on a WWII fighter airframe (i.e., the modified F8F Bearcat that set the world air speed record in 1969).

    4. Re:Technology and the Art of War by Peter+La+Casse · · Score: 1

      It's both fascinating and sad how technology and warfare has been intertwined from the very dawn of man.

      I think it's a good thing, because I am on the side of civilization. If the farmers and city-dwellers didn't have technology, the much tougher barbarians would win. Either way we have conflict, but this way we also have the internet.

      War is unfortunate, but isn't it wonderful that technology makes it possible for a small number of people to defend the rest of us?

    5. Re:Technology and the Art of War by anaesthetica · · Score: 1

      If you want to read a fascinating history of the arms industry and its central role in the development of the European states system, pick up a copy of William McNeill's The Pursuit of Power.

    6. Re:Technology and the Art of War by dwye · · Score: 1

      the vast majority of aircraft competing were either WWII fighters or relatively minor variations on a WWII fighter airframe (i.e., the modified F8F Bearcat that set the world air speed record in 1969).

      Oh, did it beat the SR-71, just entering service? What about the F102/F106, from the late 1950s? Aircraft races were designed to be competitions among piston-powered airplanes because the REALLY fast planes were too expensive for hobbyists. They had as much to do with real speed as do America's Cup yachts, compared to a Moth hydrofoil sailboat.

  5. Oblig. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought it was top guns.
    Tom Cruise ?

  6. A topical haiku by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Elizabeth big balls
    Olden ships
    Farting cannons gracefully

  7. The breastplate test by nojayuk · · Score: 4, Informative

    The pistol they used in the test at the Royal Armoury was not particularly modern -- it was a GI-standard Colt 1911A1 firing milspec .45ACP ball ammo.

    1. Re:The breastplate test by _Shad0w_ · · Score: 1

      Ahh; I was unfortunately in and out of the room trying to cook dinner when it was on - missed exactly which gun it was.

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    2. Re:The breastplate test by Lisandro · · Score: 4, Informative

      For whatever is worth, the 1911 design is still very popular and has been copied by a gazillon gunmakers since its introduction; so is the .45ACP round, which is particularly popular in the US.

    3. Re:The breastplate test by Lonewolf666 · · Score: 1

      The .45 ACP round is a pistol round. Pistols typically have a lot less power than rifles (which are the successor to smooth bore muskets). For a comparison of more similar weapons, take a large bore hunting rifle.

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    4. Re:The breastplate test by 4D6963 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      How is it not modern? How does it differ from more recent handguns? Modern pretty much means current, or non-obsolete. The fact that it's still being used by the American armed forces and that it's not technically obsolete make it modern.

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    5. Re:The breastplate test by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The 9mm was also created at roughly the same time; 1902 or so if I recall. Most 'modern' rounds were created well before 1950. Some pistol rounds that are under 30 years old (and in common use) are things like the .40 S&W, and 10mm NATO.

    6. Re:The breastplate test by mdarksbane · · Score: 1

      But still displays penetration that is better than most more "modern" standard issue sidearms... I doubt a 40 S&W would have penetrated either, and the 9mm has significantly less power (it's just close enough and you can carry twice as many rounds). A 10 mm or one of the magnum cartridges might have, but few people actually use those because they'll beat the crap out of your hand.

      Of course this test ignores the essential fact that pistols and long arms are hugely different items. The musket is more analogous to a modern shotgun firing slugs, which penetrates much better than any handgun you are likely to find.

    7. Re:The breastplate test by Astro+Dr+Dave · · Score: 1

      In general, 9mm is only slightly less powerful than .45ACP, but it is actually better at penetrating barriers. Also, note that modern handgun ammunition is designed to limit penetration.

    8. Re:The breastplate test by dwye · · Score: 1

      > For a comparison of more similar weapons, take a large bore hunting rifle.

      Or an M-1 Garand from WWII. The .45 ACP round was not designed to penetrate armor, but to provide single shot kills or stops against unarmored opponents (Philippinos running amuck, aka berserk, actually); overpenetration would have lessened their effectiveness.

    9. Re:The breastplate test by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      This is largely due to the military history of the round. The 1911 handgun was officer issue from WWI through the Korean War, and used in high numbers during Vietnam as well (I am uncertain whether it was 'standard' issue). It was the preferred until the 9mm was adopted in the 1980s.

      Both the .45ACP and 1911 are preferred in the US for a number of reasons - historical longevity not the least of these. Veterans are a big part of the firearm owning public, and as such have historically had a natural preference for both what they're familiar with and what works.

      Additionally, the .45ACP (and 1911) is a well-tested, reliable platform. Gun owners are a traditionally conservative lot here in the US, and so they stick with what works. .45ACP has demonstrated repeatedly that it has "stopping power" due to the cartridge's ability to pass through bone and cartilage where the 9mm might be deflected or stopped - and it's bigger, making each shot's wound larger.

      Finally, the .45ACP (particularly in a steel-frame 1911), unlike the 9mm (in a polymer/metal frame) has a very "soft" recoil - more of a push than a kick or jab, as occurs with 9mm. The 1911 design has not only been copied, it has been modified and improved upon in many small ways (though the original design by John Moses Browning was a very good one, and little actual improvement was needed - the changes have largely been for things such as personal preference, such as sight and grip type. Though some changes, such as double-stack variants and different calibers, have also been done.)

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    10. Re:The breastplate test by techno-vampire · · Score: 1

      AIUI, the .45 has a strong tendency to tumble. How good it is at penetrating a barrier would probably depend considerably on the angle of impact. I'd expect it to be far better at it when it hits point first than when it hits side-on. Of course, the damage done if it hits a soft target side-on is likely to be greater, so it's a bit of a trade off.

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  8. Actually, standard practice by Kupfernigk · · Score: 0

    Read up Nelson's tactics at Trafalgar. Basically, just ram and then blow them to bits at literally a few feet of range.

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    1. Re:Actually, standard practice by TapeCutter · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Nelson was nobody's fool, he used that tactic because it favoured his technology.

      The brits had shorter guns that when fired would roll back into the ship ready to be reloaded. The spanish had guns that had to be loaded by climbing over the side of the ship. This new information that the british guns were powerfull enough make two holes with one shot makes the technological gap even wider and thus more effective.

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    2. Re:Actually, standard practice by Hognoxious · · Score: 3, Informative

      I never heard of ramming being used by Nelson. Also, given the layout of ships at the time it would have been all but impossible to ram and shoot an enemy vessel.

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    3. Re:Actually, standard practice by mjwx · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I never heard of ramming being used by Nelson. Also, given the layout of ships at the time it would have been all but impossible to ram and shoot an enemy vessel.

      Actually on many Frigates and Cutters (smaller fast sailing ships) a small number of guns were often placed in the foredecks as the ships were used for pursing merchant vessels. The idea behind this was to fire chainshot into the sails of a fleeing merchantman.

      Ramming was a common tactic from the dawn of naval warfare, many of the first combat ships were dedicated rammers as were the first Ironclads used in the US civil war. Even in Nelsons days it was still common. You forget just how hard it is to actually sink a ship made out of wood, especially when your only weapons are iron balls. Ramming was also a good way for small ships to destroy big ships, sailing ships cant manoeuvre quickly so a small frigate on a ramming course towards a ship of the line would take five minutes to execute but it takes five minutes for a single course change order to be executed on a large sailing ship.

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    4. Re:Actually, standard practice by rwa2 · · Score: 1

      Mrr, all this talk of naval warfare sort of makes me want to play EVE.

      Except that EVE is pretty terrible at doing any kind of tactical combat (the best description I've read is that EVE is basically paper-rock-scissors in space).

    5. Re:Actually, standard practice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The brits had shorter guns

      Ain't that the truth.

    6. Re:Actually, standard practice by noshellswill · · Score: 1, Informative

      But "splitting" the enemy line-of-battle WAS a novel technique. Not quite ramming, but passing between and firing into weakly shielded stern & bows at point-blank range.

    7. Re:Actually, standard practice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And as stated in the article smaller balls

    8. Re:Actually, standard practice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why don't you try it rather than rely on inaccurate analogies?

    9. Re:Actually, standard practice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And when he sank an enemy ship he'd say "Ha ha!"

    10. Re:Actually, standard practice by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      It's more than that. The British had developed gun making tech to the point that their guns had more uniform bores and had tighter tolerances twist bore and shot, so they could fire more shot with less powder and less danger of blowing up; their guns were lighter for their caliber than the French and Spanish, hence ships carried larger guns. These were carronades, short barreled, and shot best from close distances. I believe one British ship, firing down the stern of a French ship as each gun came to bear, killed or wounded one third of the French crew in just the one pass, at either the Battle of the Nile or Trafalgar.

      The British also trained far more than The British and Spanish and could reload about 3:2 times as fast. The shorter length helped reload inside as noted.

    11. Re:Actually, standard practice by Malc · · Score: 4, Informative

      This book describes Nelson's tactics in full gory detail. No ramming. His aim was to bring the broadside of his ships-of-the-line against the bow or stern of the enemy ships. It exposed them to fire as they approached, but put them in a short-range position where all of his guns on one side (52 cannons?) could be brought to bear, with the enemy unable to fight back effectively. The book I mentioned relishes in describing the tactic of "raking", where cannon balls from broadsides are sent from one end of the enemy ship out the other end, destroying everything in it's path: splintering wood and shattering humans. The decks of the French and Spanish ships were flooded with blood, with some crews almost completely wiped out. The shots that were "making two holes" were actually problematic at times, specifically when an enemy ship had a British ship along both sides - at that point the British gunners would have to reduce the amount of gunpowder lest their shots passed right through the enemy ship and into a friend.

    12. Re:Actually, standard practice by geobeck · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Don't forget the ideological advantage. The Spanish, being good Catholics, followed the Aristotlean view that an object followed a straight horizontal path until it returned to its natural place; the ground in the case of a projectile. The English, meanwhile, actually paid attention to Galileo's (and others) work on ballistics, and realized that you achieved the greatest distance by firing upward, not straight at your target.

      So it looks like the only advantage the Spanish had was that their galleons were too big to fail... uh-oh.

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    13. Re:Actually, standard practice by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 1

      Except that EVE is pretty terrible at doing any kind of tactical combat (the best description I've read is that EVE is basically paper-rock-scissors in space).

      Mwah, it's not all that bad, and there's quite a lot of room for smart tactical decision making as well as for massive cock-ups. Especially in really small scale fights invidual pilot skill can allow a smaller vessel to prevail against several larger ones.

      Besides, it's not just rock-paper-scissors, more like rock with the right gun beats scissors, unless scissors happens to go fast enough, etc. etc.

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    14. Re:Actually, standard practice by quarterbuck · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I can't believe that the Spanish had not figured that out
      Whaling is a much older business than cannon-fighting. While almost any country that whaled from boats threw their harpoons down onto the whales (like Japanese) all the ship based whalers already knew that throwing a harpoon up into the air would carry it a longer distance. The same goes for archery. Chinese and the English archers were firing their arrows into the air in massed volleys for years before the Spanish Armada. I can't understand why the Spanish would not have figured out that the same rule worked for Cannons.
      Also note that Galileo's compass already simplified most of the math.

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    15. Re:Actually, standard practice by Archimonde · · Score: 1

      That ship was HMS Victory commanded by Nelson. Nelson blew a large chunk of Bucentauro's stern and killed large number of the crew in just two passes. But carronades aren't the guns which the article discusses actually, even though those kind of cannons were effective at close range. Carronades were generally used for killing/maiming/wounding enemy crew so were loaded with musket bullets. One can imagine carronades as shotguns (vs rifles) in our time.

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    16. Re:Actually, standard practice by Archimonde · · Score: 1

      To expand your point, the last navy battle where ships rammed each other was at the Battle of Vis island in 1866 (the article has some minor innacuracies though). Ramming was still popular then because the ships armour was generally too thick for cannons to penetrate effectively so ramming was used to good effect. Italian flagship Re d'Italia was sunk because it was rammed by Austrian ship commanded by Vilhelm von Tegethoff.

      The wreck was found and positively identified only few years ago at 115m of depth. Curiously, it was identified by the battering ram because of the poor visibility.

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    17. Re:Actually, standard practice by CharlieG · · Score: 2, Informative

      The idea of bring your broadside into the bow/stern of the enemy is called "Crossing the T", and is/was the standard tactic from, as you say, Nelson's era up until the end of "Gun ships" - aka the classic multiple cannon (actually rifles) of ships into the 1960s

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    18. Re:Actually, standard practice by Dravik · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It was standard for ship to ship fights, but for fleet battles they would form into lines and trade broadsides as the opposing lines passed in parallel but opposite directions. Nelson's big idea was to allow the enemy line to cross your T while he sailed directly at their line. Nelsons ships absorbed multiple long to medium distance volleys without responding but were able to fire at extreme short distance, many times to both right and left if his ship survived to cut the enemie's line.

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    19. Re:Actually, standard practice by default+luser · · Score: 1

      I also remember seeing a History Channel thingy about how the English got Prussian cannon technology from a turncoat engineer. I don't remeber if it was around the time of the Spanish Armada or later in the time of Nelson, but it did happen, and did strengthen British cannon power significantly.

      I can't seem to find any mention of it on the web though.

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    20. Re:Actually, standard practice by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      The British had developed gun making tech to the point that their guns had more uniform bores and had tighter tolerances twist bore and shot,

      Twist bore?

      You're clueless about this, aren't you? IE, you're speaking out of your ass.

      Rifling - what you call 'twist bore' was experimental at the time when these cannons were in use. Rifling was invented in 1498, and wasn't actually used (to any degree) before 1540. It was not commonplace until the mid-19th century.

      The very word, "cannon" denotes a smooth bore. "Guns" have rifling. They can be used interchangeably, mostly, but in terms of naval artillery, a rifled bore is a gun, not a cannon.

      Furthermore, shot flies wildly out of a rifled barrel, with maybe 30% of the shot flying (significantly) wide. It is also uncommon for a rifled gun to have choke: rifled barrels are designed for ball and conical projectiles, and a choked barrel 'squeezes' shot so as to encourage a tighter shot pattern grouping on the target - and to encourage accuracy at a longer distance.

      The rest of what you mention about naval guns and cannon,

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    21. Re:Actually, standard practice by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 1

      Yes, sorry, carronades were not invented until, I think, the late 1700s, as a result of better metallurgy allowing less metal with the same strength and better casting to get a more precise bore.

    22. Re:Actually, standard practice by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      I would be interested to see how many ships utilized elevated cannons in order to, upon flanking the enemy ship, shoot downward upon the enemy's deck (and hull) in order to inflict water-taking damage upon the enemy ship.

      That would seem to me to be a very sound tactic, because a man is a very small target to hit, and a sunk ship, no matter how many surviving crew members it had, would still be sunk. Likewise, a sinking ship would take more crew members away from the duty of fighting in order to simply keep the ship afloat.

      At least in this case (where the second hole is below the water line), two holes would be greatly desirable. Due to the ballistic coefficient of a projectile in water, it would be almost impossible to sink a ship by hitting it first under the water line (as the projectile would bleed entirely too much potential energy, too quickly, to penetrate).

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    23. Re:Actually, standard practice by Malc · · Score: 1

      There was quite a bounty for capturing ships. And in fact, some of Nelson's ships at Trafalgar had been captured from the enemy (IIRC correctly - it's a couple of years since I read that book). Unfortunately many of the captured ships were lost on the rocks in the storm after the battle as they were too heavily damaged to control or there wasn't sufficient crew left to manage them

      They did have elevated cannons and cannonades, but the impression I got was they were more about immobilising the ship (damaging sails and rigging), and killing or maiming the crew prior to boarding.

    24. Re:Actually, standard practice by techno-vampire · · Score: 1

      Not exactly. No ships were rammed at Trafalgar, nor was it even attempted. What Nelson did was bring up his fleet in two columns (letting the enemy cross his T) and take it right through the enemy's line so that he ended up with ships down wind of the enemy, blocking any chance at retreat. As he went through, his ships sent rolling broadsides down the length of the enemy ships, causing considerable damage. As the Victory (his flagship) went through right behind the Bucentaire, the French flagship it sent its first broadside right up the enemy's stern. The Victory's guns were charged with triple-shot and canister on top. This ran the length of the ship dismasting it completely, dismounting almost half its guns and causing over 100 casualties. The Bucentaire fought on for well over an hour, but there was no question that the fight was decided by that one, devastating broadside.

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    25. Re:Actually, standard practice by Malc · · Score: 1

      Indeed, and at Trafalgar with the light winds, they were exposed to long range fire for a long time. In fact some of the other ships tried to race Victory in to the battle in order to protect it. Nelson's tactic there was to create two lines to cross the Spanish/French fleets, dividing them in two places and using his ships-of-the-line to rake the Spanish/French ships with their massive and overwhelming broadsides.

    26. Re:Actually, standard practice by Deadstick · · Score: 1

      So they believed that if you fired in the air, the ball would keep on going forever? Gimme a fucking break. Archers knew how to maximize range thousands of years ago. Including in Aristotle's time.

      rj

    27. Re:Actually, standard practice by techno-vampire · · Score: 1
      These were carronades, short barreled, and shot best from close distances.

      The British never used carronades as their main battery, although I think a few American frigates did. As you say, they were a short range weapon. They also shot hollow shells, filled with musket balls, so that they hit with the impact of solid shot then shattered, with the effect of canister. Kind of a low-tech version of fragging the enemy.

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    28. Re:Actually, standard practice by techno-vampire · · Score: 1
      That ship was HMS Victory commanded by Nelson.

      Wrong. Admiral Nelson commanded the fleet, but his flagship was commanded by Captain Hardy, an ancestor, I might add, of Oliver Norvell Hardy.

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    29. Re:Actually, standard practice by techno-vampire · · Score: 1

      AIUI, the standard British tactic at the time was to fire on the down-roll, so that the shot went into the enemy's hull, killing the crew and dismounting the cannon. The French, OTOH, fired on the Up-roll to cut up the enemy's rigging and make it easier for them to escape if the fight went against them.

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    30. Re:Actually, standard practice by techno-vampire · · Score: 1

      I do know of one case of ramming during WW II, but it was accidental and during a night action: a Japanese cruiser somehow managed to ram a PT boat, the 109 to be specific.

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    31. Re:Actually, standard practice by bds1986 · · Score: 1

      Play the Empire: Total War demo instead.

      http://store.steampowered.com/app/10620/

    32. Re:Actually, standard practice by jonadab · · Score: 1

      IIRC, the British also had better ships. Not larger or sturdier, but better designed for combat in other ways: faster, and more maneuverable. The Spanish had a larger *number* of ships... well, *before* the battle they did, anyway. Afterward, not so much.

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  9. They didn't help the English Armada though. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_Armada

    What amuses me is the selective memory Brits have on their naval affairs...
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Cartagena_de_Indias

    That's what I'd call a defeat.

    1. Re:They didn't help the English Armada though. by Torodung · · Score: 1

      That's nothing like the selective memories of those from my country, which "never" lost a war...

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    2. Re:They didn't help the English Armada though. by agnosticnixie · · Score: 1

      There were actually long spates of discussion over at the Royal Navy article on wikipedia because some editors insisted on keeping a timeframe over which it was undefeated in the description. The original version essentially ignored Cartagena de Indias, any defeat suffered in the American Revolution, De Ruyter, and any setback in between as "too minor to count".

    3. Re:They didn't help the English Armada though. by servognome · · Score: 1

      The definition of winning & losing a war isn't cut & dry.
      The Korean War was never "won," there is just an amistice in place. The Vietnam war was not "lost," given the US withdrew under the Paris Peace Accords. The Iraq war could have been considered "won" as soon as Saddam was removed from power, but most people thought the US was "losing."
      In the War of 1812 the US was essentially the Black Knight from Monty Python & the Holy Grail. No arms, no legs... but the fight was officially a draw.

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  10. Re:Benefits of Standardization by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now I didn't RTFA, but how exactly did this help the Spanish?

  11. It isn't a gun, it's a pistol. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Those three other weapons being tested are the guns.

    1. Re:It isn't a gun, it's a pistol. by cheesybagel · · Score: 1

      FWIW, ball ammo is made to knock down an opponent rather than pierce armor. A pistol is not a replacement for a rifle (the WWI era equivalent of a musket). The longer barrel of a rifle also means a higher muzzle velocity. Compare that Colt 1911A1 pistol with a Nosin-Nagant or Mauser rifle available around the same time as the Colt for e.g.

    2. Re:It isn't a gun, it's a pistol. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its Mosin-Nagant. And if you're going to mention similar era rifles; the Mosin-Nagant did not get widespread use in Russia until WW2 for the most part.

      The Springfield 30-06 round is a better example, especially since it was around before the 1911 pistol :) Standard issue velocity was around 2800fps while milspec 45 ammo is about 700fps

    3. Re:It isn't a gun, it's a pistol. by Axess+Denyd · · Score: 1

      You can't actually knock someone down with a bullet unless it's also powerful enough to knock down the guy firing it. In which case it would go straight through anyway (which most non HP bullets tend to do).

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    4. Re:It isn't a gun, it's a pistol. by rohan972 · · Score: 1

      You can't actually knock someone down with a bullet unless it's also powerful enough to knock down the guy firing it. In which case it would go straight through anyway (which most non HP bullets tend to do).

      What passes for an education these days? Don't you think the difference in weight between the projectile and firearm would make a difference? [Hint: it does] http://kwk.us/recoil.html

  12. Re:Benefits of Standardization by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    how exactly did this help the Spanish?

    Think of the Spanish as the Microsoft of the day, and the English Navy as being the "free as in beer" crowd.

    The English made an open standard that allowed them to rule the seas while the backwater Spanish had a complex mesh of non-interchangable and completely rigid inferior tools (forged under the will of God) that actually hindered progress.

  13. Actually... by Moraelin · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Actually, the funny thing is: only because our history textbooks are still fascinated with conquerors, ignore civillian progress almost entirely, and kings which built up the economy instead of going to war are presented as weak kings. So yeah, you only get to hear about the stuff used in war.

    But if you look as far back as the dawn of civilization, the advances which made those armies and empires possible in the first place were almost invariably civillian technology. E.g., you wouldn't have had those empires rising and falling in Mesopotamia without irrigation and timekeeping and a bunch of other things. I'm hard pressed to see how irrigation might have been developed for warfare.

    Or if you look at ancient Egypt, their greatest advances were made before the Hyskos invasion, while Egypt was still shielded by the desert from any noteworthy warfare. Their only concerns were minor border fights against raiders and nubian tribes, and they didn't waste much of their GDP on the army or even on fortifying their cities. In fact, none of their cities had a wall at all. And yet in this age they developed construction, medicine, etc, to an extent far beyond their warring neighbours.

    Romans, if you look at them, were actually a remarkably peaceful civilization. With some few exceptions, like the last war against Carthage, Rome almost never started a war of aggression. They just defended what was theirs and honoured their alliances to the letter. But when attacked, they hit back _hard_. Among other things because they hadn't ruined their economy and manpower with pointless wars before that. The vast majority of their conquests were actually done in counter-attacks.

    But anyway, while everyone drools about the Roman legions, few people give thought to the economy that could afford them in the first place. There were advances in engineering, administration, construction, etc. There was stuff like the aqueducts that allowed Rome to have that monstruous manpower to throw at an enemy. Most of that stuff was civillian tech. Nobody built an aqueduct as an offensive thing.

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    1. Re:Actually... by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      I'm hard pressed to see how irrigation might have been developed for warfare.

      Indirectly, it causes your population to rise. Bigger population = overcrowding. Conveniently it means a bigger army to go over and finally sort out those assholes in the next valley who worship the wrong god.

      They just defended what was theirs

      Interesting, I never new Rome sprung into existence owning everything from the Tyne to the Danube. Did Romulus & Remus inherit it from a rich uncle?

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    2. Re:Actually... by Kirth · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I don't concur with Rome being peaceful. They were pretty belligerent. If you wanted to be someone politically, you had to server in the army first. If you wanted to raise really high, you had to conquer someone.

      And no, crying "the Gaul have weapons of mass destruction" and calling the war of aggression a "retaliation" didn't count then anymore than it does now. Of course, now and then, it gets your population behind your war. For the rest, there is fast food and TV,

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    3. Re:Actually... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      while you are correct to some degree that military superiority is to a degree a reflection of the civilization that produces it, you must also admit that there is a flow in the other direction.

      Firstly, state security can let people feel safer and more likely to avoid catastrophic loss of farms from enemy armies plundering their economy.

      Secondly, stability is often necessary for technical advancements, and stability is often an outcome of a balance of power which comes as a result of having military balance.

      Thirdly, the military advancements do flow to the rest of the economy (GPS, internet, for eg) and were created without a civilian purpose in mind to begin with.

      So while I agree that military can seem to be a bit of a leech on society at times, there is a two way flow between this very necessary institution.

    4. Re:Actually... by Extremus · · Score: 1

      Maybe they developed irrigation in an early scientific effort to grow soldiers.

      In fact, this will no be so different from some efforts done today by DARPA and others.

    5. Re:Actually... by qc_dk · · Score: 2, Informative

      If you get a chance go see the roman ruins underneath placa del rei in Barcelona. you get a good feeling of how well developed the infrastructure in a roman town was. The ruins are from a smallish roman town, but it has a dyeing shop, a garum(fermented fish sauce) factory, and a wine factory spanning three separate buildings. One for pressing, one for fermentation, and one for storage/spicing, as far as I remember. They were connected underground via clay pipes for the wine. Combined with the aqueducts, closed sewers and public baths would give a society with less disease and more people free to take up other roles than mere subsistence farming/food gathering.

      Not only did the romans have the economy to support a huge army. Life also looked a lot sweeter as a roman, in my opinion. It reminds me of the scene from life of brian:

      "But apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education,wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh-water system, and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?"

    6. Re:Actually... by techprophet · · Score: 1

      You're a civil engineer, aren't you?

      But yes, you're right. All we ever hear about (at least in the USA) is the conquerors.

    7. Re:Actually... by Woy · · Score: 2, Insightful
      "Nobody built an aqueduct as an offensive thing."

      Without detracting from your point, you clearly never played Dwarf Fortress. :)

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    8. Re:Actually... by holdenweb · · Score: 1

      """But if you look as far back as the dawn of civilization..."""

      I'm still waiting for the dawn of civilization. Are we there yet?

    9. Re:Actually... by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      Rome also built the roads to allow the army to move faster, defending itself less costly (less armies moving to where they were needed).

      The roads had the side effect of boosting the economy greatly though, as they allowed goods to be moved at a faster rate less expensively.

      There is definitely room for innovation in both spheres.

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    10. Re:Actually... by CryptoKiller · · Score: 1

      Great post, thanks.

    11. Re:Actually... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You do know that if you were a non-slave male, you had to serve in the army, right? And if you wanted to be someone politically, you had to be born into it. The "old blood" didn't take to kindly to upstarts trying to butt into the senate.

    12. Re:Actually... by mdarksbane · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The civilization studies I've read believed that once a civilization began any sort of rapid empire building it was already past its peak, and the increased militarism was a symbol of its decline. You can see it in quite a few civilizations.

      A country needs some border wars to keep them strong and organized, but if they progress to invading the rest of the world they are on the way out.

      So says "A Study of History" anyway.

    13. Re:Actually... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, the funny thing is: only because our history textbooks are still fascinated with conquerors, ignore civillian progress almost entirely, and kings which built up the economy instead of going to war are presented as weak kings. So yeah, you only get to hear about the stuff used in war.

      The Persian conquest of the Alexander The Great would be a great (pun intended) example of this. The Persian empire, with its multivalued and multicultural structure based on a legal system could be seen as a predecessor of the modern unions like the US and the developing EU.

    14. Re:Actually... by B3ryllium · · Score: 1

      "I'm hard pressed to see how irrigation might have been developed for warfare."

      Have you heard the expression "An Army Travels On Its Stomach"? Whether or not irrigation was developed *for* warfare, it most certainly allowed for yet more advances in the art of war.

    15. Re:Actually... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >you had to server in the army first

      They made me into a mail server - oh, the shame of it!

    16. Re:Actually... by kbahey · · Score: 1

      Your point about the economies behind warfare are ignored is a good one.

      But ...

      In fact, none of their cities had a wall at all.

      This is inaccurate.

      Narmer's palette, from around 3000 BC, shows a siege of a walled city (lower obverse side). For all we know, Narmer unified Egypt's north and south, so this reflects the realities of the cities within Egypt during his time.

      As well, Memphis an ancient capital, was named Inbu-Hedj, meaning "White Walls". That was before Pepi's pyramid was built and the name changed to Men Nefer (beautiful) after Pepi's pyramid.

      So at least some cities were fortified.

      Romans, if you look at them, were actually a remarkably peaceful civilization. With some few exceptions, like the last war against Carthage, Rome almost never started a war of aggression. They just defended what was theirs and honoured their alliances to the letter. But when attacked, they hit back _hard_. Among other things because they hadn't ruined their economy and manpower with pointless wars before that. The vast majority of their conquests were actually done in counter-attacks.

      Rome was a mercantile expansionist empire. The armies served the trade interests, and put down any threat to its economic dominance of the Mediterranean. The expansion just kept continuing on and on after Carthage was vanquished as an economic threat and a military one. North Africa was taken, Egypt was invaded, without being a threat at all. They wanted to secure a wheat source for the populace of Rome. After that it was Syria and Palestine, Asia Minor, and vast stretches of Europe as well. Then the long wars with the Persians over Coel-Syria. Then the failed expedition to Arabia Felix over Arabia Deserta. And on and on ...

      From one city state in the peninsula, to an empire in the entire Mediterranean basin, half of Europe and as far as the British Isles.

      To say they just "defended what is theirs" is revisionist at best.

      But anyway, while everyone drools about the Roman legions, few people give thought to the economy that could afford them in the first place. There were advances in engineering, administration, construction, etc. There was stuff like the aqueducts that allowed Rome to have that monstruous manpower to throw at an enemy. Most of that stuff was civillian tech. Nobody built an aqueduct as an offensive thing.

      The roads were made for trade and army mobility. So they served a dual purpose. Just like the internet started as a military project and see what it offers today.

      So, valid point.

    17. Re:Actually... by Moraelin · · Score: 1

      Narmer's palette, from around 3000 BC, shows a siege of a walled city (lower obverse side). For all we know, Narmer unified Egypt's north and south, so this reflects the realities of the cities within Egypt during his time.

      I probably wasn't clear enough about Egypt. I was thinking mostly of the time after Egypt's unification by Narmer. Before unification, yes, they had warfare among themselves. It's between Narmer's death and the Hyskos invasion that Egypt has mostly been spared from any noteworthy military threats. (And thus also the need for fortifications.)

      My point is mainly that a long peace didn't make them stagnate or anything. There's this popular view that everything, any invention or innovation or spread of either, is always made for some army/warlord, primarily for warfare, and only incidentally it then trickles into civillian use. And I'm just saying that Egypt still progressed even without that.

      Rome was a mercantile expansionist empire. The armies served the trade interests, and put down any threat to its economic dominance of the Mediterranean.

      While the general idea is true, we could probably debate the details for half an eternity. And, as they say, the devil is in the details.

      But even in that form, it will serve the basic point I'm trying to make: the army served the economic interests, not the other way around. And it wasn't the only tool. There were plenty of discoveries and advances that didn't happen or spread for the army, but because some of that mercantile class saw a potential to make money with them.

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    18. Re:Actually... by CodeBuster · · Score: 1

      I'm hard pressed to see how irrigation might have been developed for warfare.

      "An army marches on its stomach." -Napoleon Bonaparte

    19. Re:Actually... by spyfrog · · Score: 1

      They brought us peace?

    20. Re:Actually... by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      The biggest reason that Rome flourished is that they had a marked division of labor, in tiers. In short, they had a ruling class, a peasant class, and slaves. Romans were very good slavers, and this was a large part of why their economy did as well as it did - not because of advancements in engineering, administration, and construction. Such advances were only made possible by a surplus of cheap labor, allowing the Roman citizens to specialize enough to make those advances. The slavery came a long time before the advances, which gave the middle class a chance to develop.

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  14. Females and the Art of Seducing by troll8901 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Dude, I don't know about you but Slashdot didn't stop me doing that...

    *blushing furiously at being caught typing nonsense in Slashdot*

    Then again judging from your UID you might be a little younger than I am? ;)

    Yeah. Any tips, dude? How do I charm and seduce the mysterious species known as "females"?

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    1. Re:Females and the Art of Seducing by Max+Romantschuk · · Score: 1

      Yeah. Any tips, dude? How do I charm and seduce the mysterious species known as "females"?

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      OK, totally off topic by now... ;)

      I find that spending enough time with girls/women helps develop a sense of what works and what doesn't. Use the economies of scale to your advantage, ask enough of them out and sooner or later one will agree to go on a date.

      Beware of the "friend zone", spending so much casual time with a girl that she regards you as a friend usually eliminates the dating possibilities. But strive to have female friends too, and talk to stuff about them.

      The sexes are different, that's just something to accept. You can't necessarily ever understand women very well, hell I can't often comprehend my wife even after almost ten years by now... ;)

      Also use the net, go on plenty of blind dates with people. Don't make the mistake to mail/chat back and forth forever, just go for coffee and see if it works or not.

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    2. Re:Females and the Art of Seducing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      woosh

    3. Re:Females and the Art of Seducing by pjt33 · · Score: 1

      But strive to have female friends too, and talk to stuff about them.

      Why? Is this a ploy to make them think that you're both interested in them and mildly insane?

    4. Re:Females and the Art of Seducing by Max+Romantschuk · · Score: 1

      But strive to have female friends too, and talk to stuff about them.

      Why? Is this a ploy to make them think that you're both interested in them and mildly insane?

      Nah, but deepening the understanding of the opposite sex is easier with a friend of said sex than a boy/girlfriend. The stakes aren't so high so you can discuss stuff more freely.

      I tend to stay away from some subjects with my wife, given that I know I don't have the option to not see her for a while if I strike a foul note. ;)

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    5. Re:Females and the Art of Seducing by pjt33 · · Score: 1

      Actually I was making a joke on your transposition of the words "them" and "stuff" in that sentence, hence the "mildly insane".

    6. Re:Females and the Art of Seducing by Max+Romantschuk · · Score: 1

      Aaah... Took my brain till right about now to catch that one. I'm not exactly dyslectic, but the occasional mess up does find it's way into my wording from time to time.

      Time to pull up the old "English is my third language" -card. ;)

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  15. Not so new Theory by phriedrich · · Score: 1

    I believe the theory about the advanced and standardised britisch canons is not so new. At least I read a (not so good written) historical novel named "Der Meister des Siebten Siegels" ("The Master of the seventh Seal") about a fictiv (?) Adam Dreyling, developed a new technology to cast canons in higher quality, escaped to england and armed the english fleet. At least now it seems to be proven.

  16. Re:uzbekistan by uzbekistan · · Score: 1

    is not uzbekistan!

  17. Re:Benefits of Standardization by IamTheRealMike · · Score: 4, Insightful

    No, it's an example of the power of consistency, which is best obtained by sourcing from a single supplier. I highly doubt these warships had cannons from a variety of manufacturers made to detailed open specifications. More likely, navy smiths made all the cannons themselves, with the same tools and same people each time. In a modern context, it'd mean the navy standardising on one technology from one supplier - ie, Microsoft. Nice try though.

  18. Severe storms by nofactor · · Score: 0

    Good article, I'm fond of naval battles and sailing warships. No doubt superguns helped Britons, but severe storms disrupted the Armada.

  19. Not surprising... by tjstork · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The British had for almost a 500 years a fairly simple approach to warfare. It's called "shoot the enemy a lot". I'd bet that it comes from their own ancient fascination with the long bow, where, really, you had to just put as many arrows in the air as possible to win and they did win that way at Agincourt.

    From that they always worked on the rate and power of their fire, whereas other nations had a more mixed set of priorities. It wasn't just about getting more hits - they also recognized the intimidating effect having a lot of stuff coming your way meant.

    But even after their machine gun, you saw British military theorists like Lidell Hart advocating for what the Germans would adapt into their own blitzkreig, and the USA into its Shock and Awe. And, even their commandos and SAS, upon which all the special forces of the world are based, are also really about, "shoot the enemy a lot"...

    Bottom line is, if you mess with the British, they are going to shoot you a lot. So its really easier just have them as an ally and keep them working on their bad food and good music and television.

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    1. Re:Not surprising... by VShael · · Score: 4, Funny

      Bottom line is, if you mess with the British, they are going to shoot you a lot.

      Speaking as an Irish man, you don't even have to mess with them. Just being in their general vicinity can be enough.

    2. Re:Not surprising... by DougWebb · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The British had for almost a 500 years a fairly simple approach to warfare. It's called "shoot the enemy a lot".

      During the American Revolution, the British were also apparently upset by the fact that the American army didn't always stand out in the open to get shot at a lot, like a proper army should. Instead, the Americans hid behind trees and rocks, and rather than shooting back a lot, they just shot back a bit, at the British officers. It was a pretty effective strategy when faced with an enemy who likes to shoot a lot, and has the guns for it. It still works today, too.

    3. Re:Not surprising... by Emphron · · Score: 5, Funny

      You don't even have to be in the general vicinity - India - west africa - east africa - malaysia - australia - new zealand to say nothing of invading China and burning the summer palace because they wouldn't let us sell opium. Just sharing a planet with us can be pretty challenging!

    4. Re:Not surprising... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't even have to be in the general vicinity - India - west africa - east africa - malaysia - australia - new zealand to say nothing of invading China and burning the summer palace because they wouldn't let us sell opium.

      You forgot one - North America. You and the French and the Dutch and the Spaniards sure did a number on those folks, huh?

    5. Re:Not surprising... by mjwx · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The British had for almost a 500 years a fairly simple approach to warfare. It's called "shoot the enemy a lot". I'd bet that it comes from their own ancient fascination with the long bow, where, really, you had to just put as many arrows in the air as possible to win and they did win that way at Agincourt.

      The LRDG (Long Range Desert recon Group) in North Africa used jeeps that were equipped with 4 machine guns (Lewis and Vickers) in 3 positions, there is a lot to be said about being able to concentrate firepower.

      Even in bomber design, the B17 was designed to make sure the bloody thing got home, the Lancaster had less then half the defensive armament but three times the bomb load, it was designed to make sure it did some bloody damage.

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    6. Re:Not surprising... by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      they also recognized the intimidating effect having a lot of stuff coming your way meant.

      But even after their machine gun,

            Which they inexplicably failed to deploy to their troops in World War I, preferring the .303 bolt action rifle for some reason. OVER THE TOP, LADS!

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    7. Re:Not surprising... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well despite all that, the UK still has the audacity to hold the Commonwealth Games, and... many of the excolonies actually bother to show up!

      BTW "Commonwealth" = good name eh? ;).

      I'm not sure if excolonies would bother attending if the Spanish or Dutch held a similar thing (the closest the Dutch have is Koninkrijksspelen but seems to be for _existing_ colonies, not excolonies).

      FWIW, I don't think the Brits were that bad as colonizers, even compared to local rulers. I'd say Malaysia did ok under the Brits. And just look at Hong Kong compared to the rest of China.

      As for India I suspect if the Dutch or Spanish were in charge, Gandhi would have died much earlier.

    8. Re:Not surprising... by MtViewGuy · · Score: 1

      Interestingly, the next major step forward in what the English did at Agincourt was what the Spanish did at Cerignola with an then-revolutionary weapon, the arquebus gun. As described in an episode of the BBC series Connections, the group of well-positioned arquebus gunners literally wiped out a whole bunch of pike-square formations, ending the dominance of that type of battle formation.

    9. Re:Not surprising... by MrNemesis · · Score: 1

      ?!

      If any of the forces involved in WW1 hadn't used machine guns, it wouldn't have devolved into the stalemate massacre it turned into. Every side deployed machine guns heavily, and every side had shortages at the beginning of the war - the british were still in the process of upgrading from their Maxims to the Vickers when war broke out http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vickers_machine_gun. Only the germans, who had started the transition away from the maxim in 1908, had a notably larger presence with more modern machine guns.

      Granted, the brits didn't use their machine guns half as effectively as the axis forces did in the opening stages of the war either, (brits hadn't really been at the receiving end of machine guns before so they had no idea that they'd need as many as they ended up using) but hence why outfits like the machine gun corps were founded.</derail>

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    10. Re:Not surprising... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That matches what I've read about British battleship design philophy - "you don't need as heavy armour if the enemy's too busy sheltering from your fire to shoot back accurately. The weight saving can be spent on... more guns"

      Of course, you still need enough armour to survive.

      Informal practices, such as bypassing safety mechanisms, leaving bulkhead doors open etc. do make for a higher rate of fire; but when things go wrong, they go wrong badly.

      The dramatic losses of battle-cruisers against Germain battleships at Jutland has been attributed to the points listed above. (I think - but might be mixing my history)

    11. Re:Not surprising... by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      We've only tolerated you this long because we don't want to lose your fine cuisine. The world needs jaffe cakes and boiled meat.

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    12. Re:Not surprising... by Joe+the+Lesser · · Score: 2, Funny

      Okay, bottom line, the British are going to shoot things now and then.

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    13. Re:Not surprising... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... good music and television.

      This is what Britfags actually believe.

    14. Re:Not surprising... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Yeah, but today, the Americans are the ones who've got an army and like to shoot a lot, and those that can't afford to use the same tactics in return are dubbed "terrorists".

      (And I'm not talking about genuine terrorists like those that fly planes into buildings, just those folks that want their country that was conquered by foreign powers back. The resistance, if you will.)

    15. Re:Not surprising... by professionalfurryele · · Score: 4, Interesting

      While amusing the situations you describe are rather less clear cut than your (albeit funny) post suggests. I'll take one example, Agincourt.

      Agincourt was a crowd control nightmare for the French made worse by the disproportionate number of heavily armoured french troops. The reason the English didn't have so many heavy troops was in part that archers were cheaper. Some accounts suggest the French had trouble moving (or even lifting their weapons) in the poor, near boggy conditions. A longbowman on the other hand, is lightly armoured, and does not need to close on you to use his weapon.

      The French knights viewed war as their vocation. The English archers on the other hand viewed war as their profession. The English were a more professional force, a more disciplined force. It turned out that 'breeding' was no replacement for hours of practice each day.

      Leadership played a important role as well. While the Henry V of Shakespeare never existed, the real Henry V had the loyalty and trust of his men. He had led them through France, and they had done rather well financially out of it. Less valiant but still effective was his instruction to his men (now effectively trapped) that they would not be ransomed themselves if captured, and that they had best fight for their lives. It is rarely wise to fight an army that is prepared to fight to the death. Henry was also highly pragmatic, executing valuable prisoners when he feared they might rearm themselves. Amusingly while the French chroniclers didn't seem to have much of a problem with this, it was probably rather unpopular with Henry's own army.

      The list of factors that affect the outcome of a battle are numerous. And English grand strategy (of that time or any other) probably isn't best summarised by "shoot the enemy a lot", any more than the strategy of the Byzantine Empire is best summarised by "assassinate, assassinate, assassinate". Of course there is a nugget of truth to any funny summary of grand strategy. We can probably trace modern doctrines such as overwhelming fire-power and air superiority right back through to notions similar to the English focus on archers during the time of Henry V or the notions of naval superiority that arose in the post Elizabethan England (and later Britian).

      As with most conflicts, one is looking at a long list of factors, and strategy and tactics vary depending on circumstances.

    16. Re:Not surprising... by maroberts · · Score: 1

      IIRC most deaths were due to artillery, and the British were short of that for the first few years of the war.

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    17. Re:Not surprising... by tjstork · · Score: 1

      Even in bomber design, the B17 was designed to make sure the bloody thing got home, the Lancaster had less then half the defensive armament but three times the bomb load, it was designed to make sure it did some bloody damage.

      The Lanc, I believe, was also a newer design than the B-17... the USAAF was caught between two designs... the B-17, which was practically obsolete by the time the war began, and the B-29, which was basically way over budget and way too late. One wonders, if the B-29 had appeared on time, like, in 1943, if the war could have genuinely been won from the air. I mean, the Allies were awefully close at Big Week but were unable to keep the pressure up. With a B-29, they get fewer losses and more bombs.

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    18. Re:Not surprising... by mR.bRiGhTsId3 · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately the American army failed at hiding behind trees and rocks, and as a result suffered a disproportionately large number of casualties during the American Revolution.

    19. Re:Not surprising... by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      The B-24 had a longer range and a much bigger load then the B-17 it was also faster. It couldn't take as much damage and couldn't fly as high.
      The USAF used both. The Lancaster was a slightly latter design and had a much smaller crew and bigger bomb load than the 17 or the 24. The US went for a Huge technical leap with the B-29. It was pressurized and could fly farther, faster, and higher than just any heavy bomber of it's time. Some of the advanced German bombers might have been in the same category and there jets where really light bombers so not in the same category.
      How good was the B-29? Well Russia's first strategic bomber was a copy of the B-29. Britain used B-29s for a while as well. The B-50 which was a Super B-50 was the first plane to fly none stop around the world.
      The reason that the B-29 wasn't used in Europe was that they where need more in the Pacific. The 17, and 24 where good enough with Mustang escorts.

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    20. Re:Not surprising... by Rich0 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yup. It certainly wasn't brilliant military strategy or tactics that won American independence.

      The Americans basically fought well enough to make the war very painful to the British. While they won almost every battle they couldn't really afford the losses - especially since imperialism was just starting to drop in popularity back home.

      In the end it was the French who really won the war for the US by overcoming the British control of the sea. Up until that point the British could land forces any place desired and pick them up if for some reason they ran into trouble. When Cornwalis got caught in Yorktown without access to the navy the war was won.

      This seems to be the norm for wars of independence. Usually the will of the rebellious province to be free is greater than the will of the controlling state to stifle all resistance. After enough bloodshed the empire will release its territory.

    21. Re:Not surprising... by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Actually, no. The ones that don't use the same tactics but have legitimate military targets and goals in mind are insurgents and rogue military operatives. The ones labeled "terrorist" are only done so when they target Innocent civilians who have no legitimate military value nor does their defeat result in any gain on a battle field. An insurgent driving a truck load of explosives into an army barracks is called an insurgent. If the same guy drived into a crowded market just to kill innocent civilians with the to terrorize the people into supporting them are terrorists.

      The resistances, if you will, have always been called appropriately. Don't confuse your lack of understanding of the situation for the situation.

    22. Re:Not surprising... by Doctor+Faustus · · Score: 1

      Even in bomber design, the B17 was designed to make sure the bloody thing got home, the Lancaster had less then half the defensive armament but three times the bomb load, it was designed to make sure it did some bloody damage.
      Keep in mind, the British did their bombing at night, which was much less dangerous.

    23. Re:Not surprising... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's called Guerilla tactics and it works all the more in urban situations. We've both got a history of that now.

      Of course the British needn't have fought the American's all you wanted was at least a vote if you were going to be charged taxes, which seems the least of requests. Turned in to a nice nation all the same, aggressive but the Brits can hardly be critical of that with our history.

    24. Re:Not surprising... by Rakishi · · Score: 1

      Military goals are whatever the winners writing history claim. For example, dropping a couple nukes and killing over a hundred thousand civilians is apparently perfectly fine if it's shortens the war and prevents a bloody invasion.

    25. Re:Not surprising... by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      The disproportionate casualties were largely due to disproportionate fighting forces. The Revolution had very few "fighting men": most were your average man - from ages as young as 10 up through 80. And of those men, very few were military men. Add to these facts the fact that the English had massive armies of German mercenaries, and you've got a situation where you're out-gunned and out-manned.

      Faced with these odds, you've got little choice but to shoot the most valuable targets from concealed positions. It was the only option they had, short of being massacred. Keeping this in mind, it was a brilliant strategy: it kept as many men alive from the barrages of the Redcoats as possible, long enough for the British to exhaust themselves.

      Hit and run tactics are very effective in the face of a superior force (eg. Afgahnistan and Iraq), provided the demonstrated force of the larger military is not too substantial (eg. US Marines vs. hajji with an AK).

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    26. Re:Not surprising... by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Please keep times comparatively accurate.

      Sure it was fine in 1940 something. The only reason it is wrong today is because we saw what happened and made more accurate weapons systems. Now it's only fine to kill a handful of civilians when killing the bad guys. No more entire villages wiped out because you couldn't tell the enemy from who you were supposedly helping (Vietnam). We learn from out actions, we learn from out mistakes, and we learn from processing both of them. Unless your some sort of fucked in the head asshole who is going to claim "talking solves everything", you need to use the perspective of the times, not what you know 100 years after the fact when viewing things.

    27. Re:Not surprising... by Rakishi · · Score: 1

      So you're judging the enemy based on what systems our military has? Terrorists don't have our fancy guided missiles, communication gear, tanks, UAVs and so on. They can't drop a couple thousand bombs on military targets in some country a thousand miles away. They can, however, blow up a bunch of civilians to try and break the willpower of that nation to continue fighting. We define proper warfare in precisely the way that best suits our current advantages and goals.

      The only reason it is wrong today is because we saw what happened and made more accurate weapons systems.

      WW2 did have more accurate weapon system however the advantage of using nukes made them a better weapon in the situation. Simply bombing a city conventionally doesn't scare the enemy enough for them to surrender outright.

      Now it's only fine to kill a handful of civilians when killing the bad guys.

      Mostly it's only okay to kill only a couple dozen civilians due to PR and the resulting counter-productiveness of doing otherwise.

    28. Re:Not surprising... by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      o you're judging the enemy based on what systems our military has?

      No, I'm judging the enlightement of society by what we have learned from actions past. It has nothing to do with the military systems we have, it has to do with perspective. Taking out an entire city because of military objectives in that city is no longer acceptable. Things like Carpet bombings just to make sue the target was hit isn't acceptable any more. It was 80 years ago but not now.

      Terrorists don't have our fancy guided missiles, communication gear, tanks, UAVs and so on. They can't drop a couple thousand bombs on military targets in some country a thousand miles away. They can, however, blow up a bunch of civilians to try and break the willpower of that nation to continue fighting. We define proper warfare in precisely the way that best suits our current advantages and goals.

      And that is why they are terrorists and not military forces or insurgents or anything resembling them. The targeting of innocent civilians in order to terrorist them into making political changes that the terrorist are too cowardly to attempt on their own makes them terrorists. If you think blowing up your kids is a viable way to get the city build roads, you would be a terrorist too.

      WW2 did have more accurate weapon system however the advantage of using nukes made them a better weapon in the situation. Simply bombing a city conventionally doesn't scare the enemy enough for them to surrender outright.

      Simply bombing or blowing a city up does make people give up. In fact, it pretty much united them and rallied them around a cause. Disruptions of services and so on made people less efficient but what ultimately makes people give up and stop fighting is knowing of their ultimate destruction. Buildings and roads can be rebuilt, as long as the majority of people in a city live after bombing attacks, they only strengthened their resolve to pay back whoever was responsable. The two bombings in Japan showed that they couldn't survive this new weapon which is the only reason they gave up. If you kill everyone in my family but me, I'm not going to give up, I'm going to try that much harder to kill you.

      Mostly it's only okay to kill only a couple dozen civilians due to PR and the resulting counter-productiveness of doing otherwise.

      Yep, but only when attempting to kill the bad guys. Never when the civilians are the sole targets. And that's because we are a different world then we were in WWWII or Vietnam or the civil war and so on.

    29. Re:Not surprising... by mjwx · · Score: 1

      Keep in mind, the British did their bombing at night, which was much less dangerous.

      So the British did no daytime bombing before 1942?

      The British policy of night time bombing was a direct response to the survivability of their bombers (in 1939, they didn't have the Lanc, only Wellington's and Blenheim's as well as a few other outdated bombers). The British did to bombing during the day time with heavy bombers until the numbers of outdated bombers dwindled but they did continue to perform daylight bombing strikes, just not with heavy bombers. The Mosquito could hit any target across Germany and most survived to get back to their British air base. The British used the Mosquito to great effect with precision strikes, especially against the V1 and V2 launching sites.

      It was Ike's decision to have the 8th air force bomb during the day and the RAF bomb during the night when he became SAC, he scaled back on some of the RAF operations much to Brigadier General "bomber" Harris' chagrin. However Ike's decision was based on the capabilities of the two air forces, the B17's had much better survivability and American crews had no night bombing experience or training where as the RAF had grown quite effective at it.

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  20. Replicas by Dan+East · · Score: 1

    "Replicas of two cannon recovered from the Alderney wreck were recreated in a modern foundry,"

    So they made a working replica of a replica? I think "recreated" should just be "created".

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  21. Learn to read by Moraelin · · Score: 1

    Interesting, I never new Rome sprung into existence owning everything from the Tyne to the Danube. Did Romulus & Remus inherit it from a rich uncle?
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    Interesting. If you had actually bothered to read to the end of the paragraph, you'd see I did address that issue: they conquered almost all that territory in counter-attacks, after being the ones attacked. Or were you that much in a hurry to jump to a snarky uninformed wisecrack? Learn to read, lemming.

    Indirectly, it causes your population to rise. Bigger population = overcrowding. Conveniently it means a bigger army to go over and finally sort out those assholes in the next valley who worship the wrong god.

    And "indirectly" is the whole point. It's stuff that didn't result by being paid for by a warlord, but civillian tech which then incidentally also benefitted an overlord. I.e., far from being a case where everything was invented because of wars and army, it's mostly the other way around.

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    1. Re:Learn to read by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      If you had actually bothered to read to the end of the paragraph, you'd see I did address that issue: they conquered almost all that territory in counter-attacks, after being the ones attacked.

      Given current affairs it is relevant to wonder whether they actually were attacked, just claimed they were attacked to justify conquest, or even faked an attack in order to justify an invasion.

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    2. Re:Learn to read by drsquare · · Score: 1

      Interesting. If you had actually bothered to read to the end of the paragraph, you'd see I did address that issue: they conquered almost all that territory in counter-attacks, after being the ones attacked.

      Interesting how they were attacked by British tribes, despite them not having any significant ability to launch a cross-channel invasion against the Roman Empire.

  22. Offensive Aqueduct? by GospelHead821 · · Score: 1

    I bet an offensive aqueduct is like a silo virus in Command and Conquer. It works when you use it in Rome: Teh Vijeo Gam but it's really complete nonsense.

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  23. Yeah... just ask the Irish. by leftie · · Score: 1, Troll

    The British sure made a bloody mess of Ireland.

  24. The gaul wars were a mixed bag by Moraelin · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The gaul wars were a mixed bag and Caesar was going to be investigated by the Senate for it, when he decided to attack Rome instead.

    But even there, it all started when the Helvetii attacked some gallic tribes which were allies and clients of Rome. The next two major interventions there followed the same pattern: someone attacks the allies of Rome, Rome smacks back hard.

    It has nothing to do with crying "the Gaul have weapons of mass destruction", and everything to do with your allies being actually attacked first. Big difference.

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    1. Re:The gaul wars were a mixed bag by mooingyak · · Score: 1

      It has nothing to do with crying "the Gaul have weapons of mass destruction", and everything to do with your allies being actually attacked first. Big difference.

      Also worth noting that justifying wars beyond "because we can and you can't stop us" is actually a rather recent thing.

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    2. Re:The gaul wars were a mixed bag by Nimey · · Score: 1

      A better Roman analogy to the Iraq War's buildup was Cato the Elder's "Carthago delenda est!": "Carthage must be destroyed!" before the Third Punic War. He would end all his speeches, even if unrelated, with that or a variant of the phrase.

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    3. Re:The gaul wars were a mixed bag by san · · Score: 1

      ... except that Rome had been very close to adecisively defeat by Carthage - a power, then, of comparable strength to Rome. If that would have happened, Rome would have likely become a footnote in history.

      That was hardly the situation in the buildup to the Iraq war.

    4. Re:The gaul wars were a mixed bag by Nimey · · Score: 1

      You miss my point. I'm talking about all the FUD about Iraq's WMDs and the Bush Administration's staying on message about the danger of Iraq.

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    5. Re:The gaul wars were a mixed bag by agnosticnixie · · Score: 1

      The Helvetii were in a migration, even Caesar says so actually. They had to pass through the territory of a tribe under rome's protection, but again, Caesar kind of overruled regional politics in the area to get his way (he was, after all, reputedly jealous of Alexander being a great conqueror by his 30s).

  25. standard metric system of measurments by Max_W · · Score: 1
    If only the US leaders and population could listen to the lessons of history and could move at long last from the archaic imperial measurement system to the scientific metric system. As bible teaches us building a technology house on the quick sand foundation of the medieval imperial measurement system is not right. There should be the unified standard scientific metric system of measurements.

    Otherwise we will have what we have now, dropping from the sky aircraft, hanging PCs, global economical crisis. When the foundation is not right, nothing is right. What Barak is waiting for?

    1. Re:standard metric system of measurments by eXFeLoN · · Score: 0

      "What Barak is waiting for?" Another of those fine basics one should attempt to master is.....

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    2. Re:standard metric system of measurments by geek2k5 · · Score: 1

      While I'm pro metric, I wouldn't go so far to say that going metric would prevent aircraft from falling from the sky, or prevent PCs from hanging and it wouldn't have that much of an impact on the global economic crisis. Most of the problems in these areas are due to human error, greed and/or environment.

      Now there ARE those instances, like one of the Mars missions, that failed due to metric/imperial conflicts.

    3. Re:standard metric system of measurments by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      Is your post a joke? We should switch tovmetric because the Bible says to!? The Imperial system caused the economic downturn!? You're crazy, truly crazy.

  26. Oblig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Some historians believe that this notable discrepancy may well have been behind the famous rant from King Philip II, where he threw his throne at a courtier while screaming "I'll kill those fucking Dutch!"...

    With the recent EU rulings I'm guessing something very similar's happening in Seattle right now...

  27. Well they were on the high seas... by Steeltalon · · Score: 1

    So it was the wave motion cannon, right?

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  28. reminds me of ww2 by airdrummer · · Score: 2, Interesting

    there was a display in d.c. some time ago of russian war booty: hitler's desk, swastika-etched globe, military banners (direct descendants of medieval heraldy)...and nazi & russian small arms: the german guns were beautifully machined, but each took a unique ammo; the russian were stamped-steel, but all took the same round, a major logistical advantage...

    1. Re:reminds me of ww2 by srmalloy · · Score: 1

      The Germans had a fairly limited range of ammunition that was used in WWII; while different types of weapons used different ammunition (at least partially an artifact of the way that weapon design was evolving -- the StG 44 being the ancestor of the modern military assault rifle, for example). In comparison, the Japanese army during WWII issued rifles firing, IIRC, seven different and incompatible cartridges (three different 7.7mm cartridges, for example: 7.6x56R, 7.7x58R (semi-rimless), and 7.7x58 (rimless)). Toward the end of the war there were quite a number of cases where Japanese units made banzai charges with bayonet and sword where the US troops found them to have had ample supplies of ammunition of the wrong type.

  29. supergun not new? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was pretty sure this was already known.
    Maybe not the specific cannon, but that the English had superior artillery, with long range capability.

  30. natural selection;-) by airdrummer · · Score: 1

    the north sea made the brits the 1st global superpower...

    1. Re:natural selection;-) by agnosticnixie · · Score: 1

      1st being a bit like that "undefeated"navy of theirs I presume.

  31. Hence the Dreadnaught by Shivetya · · Score: 3, Informative

    which obsoleted all warships before it when it appeared in 1906. If anything this older ship they should follows the same idea, lots of powerful guns all the same size. What is known as a uniform main battery. The article on wikipedia is pretty good when it comes to why such a feature is important.

    What it comes down to is range. Having the bulk of your guns available at range is what used to win naval battles. The same could be said this day and age about your missiles. Who can shoot the furthest should win.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HMS_Dreadnought_(1906)

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    1. Re:Hence the Dreadnaught by rcastro0 · · Score: 3, Informative

      What it comes down to is range. Having the bulk of your guns available at range is what used to win naval battles.

      While I agree with your reference to the Dreadnought (beautifully told in Robert K. Massie's book) I think the power of that concept could be beter explained as:
      1) Few, large guns onboard. All the same caliber, all of the longest range you can build.
      2) Light armor -- you will keep your ship always beyond the range of opponents.
      3) Highest mobility -- you need to outrun all other battleships in order to *stay* in the range where only you can hit.

      Building large warships was always a trade-off between armor, guns, and speed. The trade-off was both economic (use the years' steel production for a large number of light-armor, high speed ships, or small numbers of heavy-armor, slower ships?) and physical (pile too much armor and guns, and the ship will become a fixed platform).

      The dreadnought design was the "sweet spot" in that mix for a relatively short period of time: roughly between 1900 and 1920, the WWI era. Then came submarines, torpedos, air-carriers, and things stopped being as simples as "having the bulk of your guns available at range".

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    2. Re:Hence the Dreadnaught by CharlieG · · Score: 1

      Until you brought up Torpedos, I was going to say "Tell it to the Graf Spee"

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  32. there is always conflict by circletimessquare · · Score: 0

    that is never going away

    the question is, is conflict settled in a theatre of war, or a courtroom?

    you don't have to be saddened by man's warlike tendencies. you can be heartened that the issues that make men go to war can move men to litigate instead

    progress really does lessen war. it seems like modern times means more war, but if you compare the big headline grabbing wars to the sort of low scale internecine conflicts that don't grab headlines in the interim, we are actually getting less warlike over time. the only arena where war is still real is on the international stage. meanwhile, you're not engaging in gunfights with your neighbors. which at one time was the status quo, and in many places, still is

    so yes, as we get more civilized, we engage in less war. we still have conflicts, but instead of shooting our neighbors, we call them names on the internet

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    1. Re:there is always conflict by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      meanwhile, you're not engaging in gunfights with your neighbors

      I assume you don't live in the inner city.

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  33. a lot, and well regulated, 2;-) by airdrummer · · Score: 1

    according to a colonial officer reenactor, w.r. is a shooting term meaning the ability to concentrate fire...thus the 2nd amendment has nothing to do with fucking lawyers writing fucking regulations;-)

  34. Until the invention of the Bronze Gun by gelfling · · Score: 1

    Iron barrels tend to explode randomly if you overload them with powder. This is why the bronze gun was developed. The thermoelastic performance of bronze is such that the gun can take a much higher charge and will gently stretch instead of shattering like iron does.

    By the way, the Turks developed this in the 16th Century.

  35. Artillery Standardization by Savage-Rabbit · · Score: 1

    The Spanish Armada was defeated in 1588, so maybe everybody else had caught up by the mid 17th century?

    Elizabeth wasn't exactly unique in trying to standardize artillery. Land based artillery was organised into classes of guns that used uniform calibres and ammo as early as the 15th and early 16th century in France and Germany. The article is also misleading. There is no way Elizabethan gunners could have hit anything consistently with a smoothbore black powder gun and roundshot at a range of one mile. There is a difference between being able to throw a cannon ball a mile with a 16th century smoothbore gun and being able to score pinpoint hits on targets at that range, especially if you are firing from the deck of a ship. They same guy who was testing the gun in that BBC video did a similar Armada gunnery experiment on a Discovery (or was it a History channel?) program with a replica of a 16th century bronze culverin. Basically they couldn't hit the broad side of a barn even at shorter ranges. Of course that probably had as much to do with the inexperience of the modern day gunners as the gun it self. Nevertheless, the conclusion they reached in that program was that long range gunnery was a general failure against the Armada. What worked turned to be going in nice and close, 100 yards sounds about right, load as much powder as your piece could take and make up for lack of accuracy with massive broadsides. Another point to remember about the Armada is that it was defeated as much by the weather, the currents, the over-ambitiousness of the plan and Medina Sidonia's total lack of initiative and rigid adherence to orders as it was by any inherent technological, tactical or strategic superiority of the British. By the evening of the 19 of July 1588 Mendina Sedonia had the British fleet trapped at anchor in Plymouth and he knew it. He could have attacked the fleet at anchor and even landed a major portion of the 18.000 troops he had with him to establish a beachhead before going on to ferry over the remaining 30.000 troops of the army of the Netherlands. That many Spanish troops loose in Southern Britain would have been a major headache. He chose to ignore this opportunity much to the annoyance of his subordinates.

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  36. Dramatic recreation of the event.. by saboola · · Score: 4, Funny

    "pew pew pew"

  37. Did they need it, though? by Moraelin · · Score: 4, Informative

    Given current affairs it is relevant to wonder whether they actually were attacked, just claimed they were attacked to justify conquest, or even faked an attack in order to justify an invasion.

    Well, certainly everything is possible, and it did happen at least once off the top of my head. But I think that _most_ of the time they didn't actually need to fake anything, and it would have been hard to fake it anyway.

    For example the Daci had raided into Roman lands across the Danube since the times of Caesar (i.e., for more than 150 years) by the time Trajan had enough and finally conquered them. It's easy to fake one attack, but it's hard to fake 150 years of your settlers being attacked and your settlements sacked.

    For example at the other end, did they really need to fake, say, the attacks of the Picti in Britannia? Britain ended up needing 3 legions and IIRC a whopping 20% of the auxilia in the Empire just to keep the picts from raiding south. Not only were these a financial burden, but it was a source of civil wars too, as whoever commanded 3 legions and that many auxiliary regiments soon got the idea that he can march with them upon Rome.

    I.e., if that was done to fake a need to push the border farther north of Hadrian's wall, it would have been the most piss-poor and expensive fake in history. The area between Hadrian's Wall and the Antonine Wall just wasn't worth the cost of such a "faking". So, no, I don't believe that was faked.

    For example, going back in time a bit, to the time of the Gallic Wars, the Helvetii had attacked the Romans and their allies before. (And indeed used that pre-existing history as a bargaining chip to try to get Caesar to back off.) Do we need some elaborate conspiracy theory there? I'll apply Occam's Razor and say there probably was a genuine attack there.

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    1. Re:Did they need it, though? by Strudelkugel · · Score: 1

      I think you could come up with a great list of books about the history of the Roman Empire. Can you post some links?

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    2. Re:Did they need it, though? by Moraelin · · Score: 1

      Well, I'm not a historian, just some guy who likes history, so take it with a grain of salt. Don't think me as some kind of authority by any kind of reckoning.

      That said, probably you can just start with their own authors, for example some are on Project Gutenberg. (It's all out of copyright by now ;)

      E.g., since the gallic wars have popped up in this thread, Caesar's "De Bello Gallico" is in there, so you can hear it from the man himself how that went. (They have the latin version too, if you're crazy enough.)

      Polybius is a good source for the punic wars. It doesn't seem to be on Gutenberg, but you can find it and a bunch of other stuff for example on Livius.org.

      Far the actual imperial era, hmm, Ammianus Marcellinus is a good start, though half the books have been lost. A quick googling yields this: http://www.tertullian.org/fathers/ as the first one which isn't in latin.

      And so on.

      You have to bear in mind that more modern authors start from the ancient historians too, although some do add actual research into, say, exactly what was the geography of the terrain in a certain battle and where the heck _did_ that Goth cavalry come from. Still, you can't go _too_ wrong with starting at the source, IMHO.

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    3. Re:Did they need it, though? by Aviation+Pete · · Score: 1

      Trajan attacked the Daci after major gold deposits were found there. Wiped out the whole population (yes, a real genocide) in order to re-settle the land with more docile people, and harvested the gold.

      Or was it just a coincidence?

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  38. chinese 'lost interest' in seafaring? by airdrummer · · Score: 1

    more like turned their backs on knowledge...sorta like dubya's sad legacy in science:-(

    hopefully bho will quickly reverse that:-)

    1. Re:chinese 'lost interest' in seafaring? by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      While I think the phrases "lost interest" and "turned their back" are the same thing, I agree there is a lesson to be leaned.

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  39. Japanese Examples by WED+Fan · · Score: 4, Funny

    When the USA weaponizes space (I'm not sure whether to be happy or sad, but it's coming) then battleships are going to be a sad joke.

    Then we just put the battleships in space, you dolt! Strap a star drive to the Missouri to counter some other ship of the era, and launch the puppy.

    The USAF and USN are currently working on a technology to allow space-bourne Battleships and Carriers to transform into giant man shaped fighting machines as well.

    Now, if you want to decry a weaponized space, how do you think we are going to deal with extra-terrestial enemies? Oh, I know, you'll want to sing them to death with your love songs.

    Now, get off my lawn you damned dirty ape.

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    1. Re:Japanese Examples by drinkypoo · · Score: 3, Funny

      Oh, I know, you'll want to sing them to death with your love songs.

      The strategy was considered, but deemed too hazardous to our own troops. When I heard that shit it almost killed me and it was only a recording.

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    2. Re:Japanese Examples by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1
      "Captain! RIAA at twenny megameters!"

      "Ready the wave motion gun!"

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    3. Re:Japanese Examples by jonadab · · Score: 1

      > Now, if you want to decry a weaponized space, how do you think we are going to deal with extra-terrestial enemies?

      Simple: we make them come down into the atmosphere to fight us. Humans have a natural immunity to Earth's caustic oxidizing atmosphere and are accustomed to planetside gravity, so fighting down here gives us significant tactical advantages. The aliens will have to wear cumbersome armored environment suits, so they'll scarcely be able to move at all in the heavy gravity, and on top of that even a small leak will kill them. So even if their weapons are a hundred times better, we'll still sterilize their chronometers.

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    4. Re:Japanese Examples by good+soldier+svejk · · Score: 1

      Then we just put the battleships in space, you dolt! Strap a star drive to the Missouri to counter some other ship of the era, and launch the puppy.

      I thnk you mean strap a Wave Motion engine onto the Battleship Yamato.

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  40. good point by Joe+the+Lesser · · Score: 1

    While their domestic inventions were great after Julius it became a mostly military dictatorship where whoever had the support of the army could usurp the Imperial crown.

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  41. It's not that clear cut by Moraelin · · Score: 1

    It's not that clear cut, I'm affraid. While certainly some roads were built for military purposes, you can find a lot more roads around the world built for trade. Because regardless of whether you're a pacifist or an aggressor, you need money and trade brings in the money.

    E.g., probably the most famous "road" (or route) in history is the "Silk Road". There was a lot of effort involved in maintaining and policing that route, not because of troop movements, but because it was a major trade route.

    Oh, you meant in Rome? Well, they had roads like Via Salaria, literally "salt road". Because that's what they traded along it.

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  42. Actually, NOT standard practice for sailing ships by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    You are wrong. The only "ramming" occurring in sailing ships was to come close for boarding. Oared galleys rammed but also tried just sweeping close by to break oars, the early ironclad steamships rammed wooden sailing ships, but sailing ships did not. They had no ramming forefoot to do any damage.

  43. Re:Benefits of Standardization by 4D6963 · · Score: 1

    Wow, fail, obviously it's all solved by giving the whole job to only one of them.

    And cannons made by Microsoft? "This cannon has performed an illegal operation and will explode. If the problem persists, please contact the cannon vendor."

    Unrelatedly, how do you avoid the 1939 invasion of Poland with "dialogue and communication", mostly if you've "built piece instead of guns"?

    "Dear Mr. Hitler,

    Please don't invade us, if you would be so kind. Peace is so much better than war! However if you chose to proceed with the annexation of our nation, please be advised that we will oppose absolutely no resistance."

    Now THAT would have convinced him. Convinced him to put you on top of his list of countries to annex.

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  44. Cue Universal by blackfrancis75 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Am I the only one who sees an awesome motion picture in this? Possibly starring Liam Neeson as the English ship captain and Jude Law as his brilliant munitions engineer? Antonio Banderas can be the Spanish Admiral, and Kate winslet can be the love interest. I get 5% of the gate for casting.

  45. Re:Benefits of Standardization by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

    So, if the English hadn't built guns but had instead listened to the "voices of the people", the Spanish Armada would have sunk all on its own?
    Of course, Queen Elizabeth could have given peace a chance and married King Phillip of Spain, forced the English to convert back to Catholicism and imported the Inquisition. If she had done that Phillip probably wouldn't have attempted to invade England.

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  46. Re:Benefits of Standardization by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The key there being that the weapons being produced by that single supplier were of the highest quality available. The same cannot be said of Microsoft....

  47. Bullshit by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 1

    In the days when radio was the fanciest electronics on a ship, battleship were hard to harm. But once you put all those antennas topside, even puny gunfire can render a battleship useless even if not sunk. Look at one of the many battles off Guadalcanal where battleships were peppered by 5" and 8" inferior shells and put out of action due to being blind and having so many topside crew killed and wounded.

    Battleships haven't been useful for ground support for a long time. Their maximum range is 22 miles, and armore piercing shells only carry about 50 pounds of explosive; all the rest of the 2700 pound shell is metal to hold it together during firing and to pierce battleship armor. Even so-called high capacity shells only have 150 pounds of explosive. Compare that to bombs or rockets which have much higher percentages of explosive, or to local artillery which is, well, local. Don't try to bring the saboted long range GPS-guided shells into the discussion; by definition, they are even smaller and have even less explosive.

    For all that puny ground support they offer nowadays, they still need a crew of 1600. Battleships were great in the WW II Pacific island invasions and in the few European invasions, but the European invaders soon moved inland where the battleships couldn't reach.

    Battleships were glorious in their day, but a waste of money in any modern navy, and have been since missiles became common after 1950 or so. One missile blast to the upper works and the battleship is blind and impotent.

    1. Re:Bullshit by Dravik · · Score: 1

      A 2700 pound shell doesn't need much explosive. The kinetic energy alone is enough to do all the damage need for fire support. The danger close radius of those shells is already so large that any more explosive would make them to powerful to be useful.

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  48. Re: Jutland by maroberts · · Score: 1

    You can debate forever who "won" Jutland. The Germans sank more and killed more, but the actual long term effect of the battle was that the German fleet stayed bottled up whilst the British maintained control of the seas (except for a slight U-boat problem....). Its my view that the only way the Germans could claim victory is if they had crushingly defeated the British, which they didn't Bypassing safety mechanisms indeed seems to have been a major contributor, but the British made some early tactical errors and failed to exploit what their ships had been designed for - taking on the enemy at long range; instead, their battlecruisers closed the range where the heavier armour of the German vessels and better damage control won out in a slugging match.

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  49. Vermontard? by geoffrobinson · · Score: 1

    Spoken like a true Masshole.

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    1. Re:Vermontard? by smithmc · · Score: 1

      Except for ending slavery, the Nazis, communism, & securing American independence, war has never solved anything.

      I'll go along with the sentiment expressed there, with one caveat. In none of those cases (except, arguably, the Revolutionary War and that depends how you define the beginning of the war) did the United States start those wars; it's the other side that initiated the use of force. We have no business starting wars to achieve our political goals, but there are certainly times when retaliation against those who initiate the use of force is appropriate.

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  50. Re:Benefits of Standardization by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bingo! IamTheRealMike I think hits it straight on the 'ead.

  51. Same As battle Of lepanto by Delifisek · · Score: 1

    Ottoman Admiral (Kaptani Derya Ali Pasa) was son in law Padisah Selim II.

    He was ignore all Corsair Traditions and refuse all comments from Ottoman Corsair's Commander Uluc Ali (which becomes Kaptani derya Kilic Ali Pasha (ottoman grand admiral) after battle of Lepanto)

    Most wars lose because of commanders stupity and ignorance. Effects of wepon technology about results much lover than we think.

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  52. Easy to do, actually. by RonTheHurler · · Score: 1

    Have you ever heard of the "sport" of pumpkin chucking? Many of those cannons can shoot pumpkins 3/4 of a mile at near supersonic speed. The problem is, the pumpkins keep disintegrating.

    So, some of these guys have started shooting BBs, (Bowling Balls). Well over a mile, using only a few thousand dollars worth of standard plumbing supplies and compressed air. One of these cannons even sports the name "second ammendment".

    Now just imagine what you could do with a real budget....

  53. This merely proves indians are better drivers! by thenewguy001 · · Score: 1

    It may look like chaos to us, but they were able to impressively navigate the mess with no accidents whatsoever! I can just imagine all the pile up accidents that would occur within seconds should this ever take place in a modern western country's roadways

    1. Re:This merely proves indians are better drivers! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It may look like chaos to us, but they were able to impressively navigate the mess with no accidents whatsoever!

      I would define a good driver as someone who can drive for their entire life without a major accident.

      They may have been able to go for five minutes without an accident at that intersection but could they go for 70 years without an accident at that intersection?

      Incidentally, if you actually talk to people who live in countries with traffic like that then you'll find plenty of personal tragedy. Just about everyone has someone close to them who was either killed or seriously injured in a traffic accident.

  54. Right in spirit, wrong in facts by hwyhobo · · Score: 5, Informative

    Pistols are sub-sonic, and fire bullets that are mostly made of lead. They have a ton of stopping power, but almost no penetration. Also, the bullets, even milspec, are rounded at the front. It's designed to mushroom like that.

    You are right in spirit and intention, but wrong in details.

    * Pistols are sub-sonic
    --- In fact, most of modern military handgun rounds are supersonic. Some of the .45 ACP rounds are subsonic.

    * fire bullets that are mostly made of lead
    --- In fact, today revolvers remain the only handguns with lead rounds made for them, and even those are not in the majority. Most have at least partial copper/brass jacket. Rounds made for military are almost exclusively fully jacketed (FMJ). If you meant that the cores are made of lead, then it is no different for long guns. Few cores are made of steel. Steel cores contribute to premature barrel wear.

    * They have a ton of stopping power
    --- In fact, they don't. They are notoriously poor stoppers. That is why police carry shotguns in the trunks of their cars in the US. One blast of 00 buckshot is devastatingly more incapacitating compared to almost any commonly used handgun round. The only way you can reliably stop an attacker with a handgun round short of hitting the central nervous system is to cause sufficient disruption in blood circulation to the brain. Due to their small diameter, it is not easy to achieve with one shot with a handgun.

    * almost no penetration
    --- Depends on what you are penetrating. For a human being, a FMJ 9mm has a tendency to overpenetrate. Not only can that result in injuries to bystanders, but it lowers the effectiveness of the round on the attacker. Hence the development of the hollow point rounds.

    * the bullets, even milspec, are rounded at the front. It's designed to mushroom like that
    --- It is primarily, not even, in the milspec. Rounded FMJ rounds penetrate more reliably than mushrooming (hollow point) rounds. This requirement for a rounded FMJ stems from the Hague Convention and the fact that reliable penetration is more important to the military who often face purpose-built or improvised obstructions in the path of their projectiles.

    Other than that, I agree with you.

    BTW, it's a pity DL lists do not work in /.

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    1. Re:Right in spirit, wrong in facts by hwyhobo · · Score: 1

      Oh, forgot to address one last item:

      seeing as the modern military rifle ammunition is designed to penetrate armour

      Actually, it is not. Most rifle rounds are designed to penetrate soft targets. Armor piercing ammo is specialized. Their high-density hardened cores shorten the life of the barrel. Sometimes expensive coating is added to lessen that effect.

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    2. Re:Right in spirit, wrong in facts by swillden · · Score: 1

      BTW, it's a pity DL lists do not work in /.

      • lists
      • work
      • fine
      • on
      • /.

      Not sure what you were abbreviating with "DL", though so perhaps you meant something else.

      Oh, BTW, good post. Saved me the effort.

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    3. Re:Right in spirit, wrong in facts by hwyhobo · · Score: 1

      lists work fine on /.

      I was referring specifically to definition lists (DL/DT/DD), not OL or UL.

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    4. Re:Right in spirit, wrong in facts by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      Steel cores contribute to premature barrel wear.

      Only the cheapest of the cheap ammo has only a steel core. Most is very soft steel clad with lead, which then is either clad or washed with a soft but harder-than-lead metal like copper or brass. Steel is too light to make an effective projectile at today's velocities.

      The sole/primary purpose of this clad is to hit an equilibrium between not damaging the barrel and not fouling the barrel - as lead is a very soft metal, and will stick within the grooves and pits of a barrel quite readily.

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    5. Re:Right in spirit, wrong in facts by swillden · · Score: 1

      Interesting. Hadn't run into those before.

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  55. Re:Benefits of Standardization by Rob+Bos · · Score: 1

    Yar. Consistency means you have to carry less ammo, and you have to spend fewer seconds rooting around for the ammo you have. It's simpler logistically, making supply easier and supply chains simpler.

  56. Your timeline is backwards by Daetrin · · Score: 1

    Iron barrels tend to explode randomly if you overload them with powder. This is why the bronze gun was developed.

    Bronze cannon were actually developed first. The advantage of iron cannon is that they are cheaper and easier to make. Overcoming the structural limitations of iron for use with cannon was actually one of the big technological advances the British made, and was what allowed them to expand their navy so quickly during that period without reducing the number of cannon each ship carried.

    A random google search turned up a very relevant link: "The Alderney Elizabethan Wreck: Bronze to Iron"

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    1. Re:Your timeline is backwards by drwho · · Score: 1

      Yes and no. If you can't do a good job machining, you're better off with bronze, which is easier to machine and also isn't as sensitive to changes in temperature. But if you can machine, you're better off with iron, or steel is even better, because they're a lot stronger. The machine, you need machine tools with a harder metal edge. So if you are going to machine iron, you need steel. If you're going to going to machine steel, you need a harder steel. Just like that.

    2. Re:Your timeline is backwards by Daetrin · · Score: 1

      Sorry, i meant it was easier in the logistical sense once you've gotten the technique figured out. In the same way that once you've developed tools and techniques for iron working it's easier to make iron arrowheads than to knap flint arrowheads. A stone age person who tried banging on a piece of cold iron with a rock would tell you that it was a really hard and stupid way to make arrows, and the result didn't perform as well as flint arrows anyway :)

      The English couldn't afford enough bronze to make all their cannons, but they had their own deposits of iron to work, so they put a lot of effort into figuring out the right way to make iron guns. Once they did that they could make guns cheaper and easier and better than other countries were making them out of bronze.

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  57. Wet Powder by b4upoo · · Score: 1

    I recall reading that raids had been made on the Spanish areas in which their barrels were built. By destroying their sources of fit lumber the ability to build proper barrels for maritime use was compromised. Sailors in the Spanish navy ate worse food than usual, their alcohol and water supplies were shaky at best as the barrels tended to leak on the slightest excuse. But best of all their black powder was damp and performed poorly due to the bad barrels.
                Another confounding problem was the lack of familiarity with currents and conditions in and near the English channel as well as the Spanish ships lack of manuverability when compared to English vessels.

  58. battleship armor by wfstanle · · Score: 1

    To imply that battleships are immune to modern weapons is misleading. The thick armor on battleships was designed to resist regular (for their day) armor piercing rounds. In WW2, shaped charge technology was developed. Although a shaped charge was never used against a battleship (to my knowledge) I wonder how successful battleship armor would be against modern shaped charges. And then there are nuclear bombs... Face it, all that armor is not that useful.

  59. Elizabeth's "supergun" by sqldr · · Score: 1

    jesus. no wonder she never married..

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  60. Logistics by wfstanle · · Score: 1

    You fail to mention the advantage of having fewer sizes of shot gives logistically. You don't have to worry about having the proper size of cannon ball when most of the cannons have the same size bore. Imagine the consternation that would result if a quartermaster supplied a ship with cannon balls that were slightly too large.

  61. That little factor wasn't that decisive by m0rtadelo · · Score: 1
    I always thought that the decisive factor was indeed the weather conditions, as own Phillip II stated:

    Yo envié a mis naves a pelear contra los hombres, no contra los elementos

    That means:

    I sent my navy to fight against men, not the elements (weather/sea conditions)

  62. Battleships in Space by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Weaponizing space? Then the headline will be:

    Gunstars Helped Defeat the Ko-Dan Armada

  63. Re:Benefits of Standardization by CharlieG · · Score: 1

    Or as it has been said "Amateurs study tactics, professionals study logistics"

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  64. Book recommendation by KE1LR · · Score: 1
    Excellent book on the Royal Navy's history and many groundbreaking improvements they made:

    "To Rule the Waves: How the British Navy Shaped the Modern World" (ISBN# 0060534257)

  65. Idiot, it's a typo by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 1

    "twixt" you maroon.

    All the rest of your post is based on a faulty assumption on my typo.

  66. The 1911's ergonomics suck. No fast accuracy here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As far as accuracy and ease of accuracy, the angle of the 1911 was stupid and is still carried on in many handgun designs today.
    Firing a 1911 or any other handgun with the same angle between barrel and grip causes the entire arm to move during recoil. This is because the wrist is already maxxed out on it's angle and hasn't any flex left over to take up the recoil.

    The angle used by Glock and other "Modernist" handgun manufacturers allows rapid fire emptying of the clip with minimal hand movement and no arm movement. The wrist has plenty of flex left and the gun can be 'rocked' in place with a superior degree of accuracy.

  67. I guess this was underused... by 0m3gaMan · · Score: 1

    "Elizabeth's] navy made a giant leap forward in the way men fought at sea, years ahead of England's enemies,"

    Didn't help 'em much during the American Revolution, did it now...

    1. Re:I guess this was underused... by drwho · · Score: 1

      The Americans had a real problem, and pretty much the British owed the seas during the war. Which is why, it was a big deal when Lafayette and French forces showed up. Maybe their cannons weren't as good as the English, but they were still a formidable foe.

      Americans should remember that Lafayette and the French forces were a real game changer in the American Revolution. We should remember this especially when others talk about WW2, saying that the US saved France from the Germans and they're ungrateful.

  68. Advanced German bombers?. by tjstork · · Score: 1

    I was always under the impression that Germany pretty much canceled all strategic bombing development as soon as Udet showed up the Luftwaffe. They didn't see the need for strategic bombing as the German doctrine was that if you threw all the aircraft into tactical support for the Wermacht, the army would wind up just taking over the country.

    Like, I know they had one bomber that they canceled in the early 1930s, and then there's always some talk about I think the Condor being used as a strategic bomber, but that's really cause there's just some slim pickings for German heavy aircraft. Heck, if the Germans had just bigger transports, they pull it out at Stalingrad - they weren't THAT far from making that airlift work.

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    1. Re:Advanced German bombers?. by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      The Germans where working on an America Bomber when the war ended. Kind of half way between the 29 and the 36. They had a couple of prototypes they where not great.

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    2. Re:Advanced German bombers?. by mjwx · · Score: 1

      I was always under the impression that Germany pretty much canceled all strategic bombing development as soon as Udet showed up the Luftwaffe. They didn't see the need for strategic bombing as the German doctrine was that if you threw all the aircraft into tactical support for the Wermacht, the army would wind up just taking over the country.

      The Nazi's were huge fans of bombing, Hitler himself was a huge believer in bombing, both strategic and tactical (like so many military decisions made by Hitler, his "isnistances" screwed things up). The Luftwaffe preferred to use light and medium bombers in greater numbers rather then the heavy bombers used by the Allies. Bombers like the He111 were used in stategic capacities whilst the Stuka was used almost exclusively for ground support. Hitler insisted that the Me262 be built as a bomber which (luckily for US air crews) limited the aircraft speed and manoeuvrability making it easier to shoot down with propeller driven air craft like the P51-D Mustang in use at the time.

      Like, I know they had one bomber that they canceled in the early 1930s, and then there's always some talk about I think the Condor being used as a strategic bomber, but that's really cause there's just some slim pickings for German heavy aircraft. Heck, if the Germans had just bigger transports, they pull it out at Stalingrad - they weren't THAT far from making that airlift work.

      Goring was very very far from making the Stalingrad airlift work. The USAF could barely Berlin supplied from the air during a time of peace and the Luftwaffe had nowhere near the same level of resources even if most of the Luftwaffe weren't occupied with other tasks. Bigger transports would have provided easier targets for the Soviets to shoot down. The airlift only delayed the inevitable surrender and killed a few more Germans.

      The Luftwaffe cancelled many heavy bomber projects, they just couldn't get them right. For the most part they were attempting to adapt the same principals used for light and medium bombers for heavy bombers. Unlike the Allies or Soviets the Nazi war machine was constantly turning out radical designs, some worked but many did not, the Wermacht and Kreigmarine had just as many designs thrown out when they were on the drawing board.

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  69. "twist bore" = "rifling" by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

    Nonsense. It wasn't a faulty assumption on my part. It was a gross miscommunication on your part: a "twist bore" inexplicably refers to rifling.

    What world do you come from where I'm an idiot because your typo of the contracted form of an archaic 14th century word made sense - albeit factually flawed sense - in the context of the typo?

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    1. Re:"twist bore" = "rifling" by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 1

      Because you had two choices. You could assume I was a complete blithering idiot spouting nonsense, or you could assume I was just confused or there was some minor slipup twixt the fingers and the keyboard. You chose to extrapolate beyond all reason in your attempt to insult me. That is what makes you a maroon.

    2. Re:"twist bore" = "rifling" by Deadstick · · Score: 1

      It was perfectly clear to me that he meant "'twixt".

      rj

  70. Re:Benefits of Standardization by duckInferno · · Score: 1

    Mods: this isn't a troll. Don't agree with != Downrate.

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  71. Only there is no clicking sound from the blinker by Latent+Heat · · Score: 1
    When you rent a car, it is always catch-as-catch-can and whatever-they-want-to-stick-you-with.

    I remember once cruising L.A. in the K-Car version of the Chrysler New Yorker or Imperial or whatever the heck they call it. I had driven a rental K-Car before, and this was essentially take your K-Car and pad it with some extra weight and sound insulation. I think it had the turbo 4-cyl motor so it had more oomph -- don't remember about turbo lag though.

    So anyway, I make it from LAX to East Los Angeles on the Pomona Freeway before I realize in piloting my Geezer Galleon that I had my left blinker on the whole time. You see, it did not make any clicking sound, and if geezers drive these things, I now understand why the left blinker is always on.

  72. Atlanta, Georgia by Latent+Heat · · Score: 1
    I don't see what the fuss is about MA drivers. I even change lanes with my turn signals on in Boston without ill effect.

    Atlanta, however, is the one place where people seem to think NASCAR is real life.

  73. The Brits really knew how to keep a secret ,,,,,,, by ThinkTwice · · Score: 1

    This may be the best kept military secret ever. It took until now to uncover the technology they developed and no one ever got credit for it.

  74. Only amongst the ignorant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "it's fairly universally accepted to mean that a large portion of the subject group was destroyed."

    No. No it's not. It's like arguing "ain't" is an actual contraction because a couple dumbasses use it that way.

    I've never heard an educated person using "decimated" to mean most everything was destroyed.

    The word you're searching for is annihilated. Learn it. Know it. Use it.

    1. Re:Only amongst the ignorant by alexo · · Score: 1
  75. Donâ(TM)t be too proud of this technological by tengu1sd · · Score: 1
    Well said. When a .50 cal machine gun can rake your data center on board you don't have a warship any more, you have a target. Even worse, when a modern warship can't get enough air conditioning the equipment goes wonky. Some of the warmer waters of the world make it tough to keep a ship chilled to operational temps. It's not for the crew, it's for the equipment.

    If a cruise missile hits a battleship, all it needs is a little touch up paint. Plus being able to station a ship in plain sight of hostile shore tends to settle the natives.

  76. I watched the BBC programme about the ship by Shirotae · · Score: 1

    In the TV programme, they showed documents that indicated that a ship was taking supplies to an English general who was engaged in a campaign to deny the Spanish access to deep water harbours in Northern France. The ship that sank near Alderney in the channel islands matches the description of the ship that failed to arrive. The recovered guns also had "F W" engraved on them indicating a link to Francis Walsingham, the man often described as Queen Elizabeth's "spymaster". There was no "Royal Navy" at the time but there are records.

    Other artefacts recovered from the wreck are also useful in confirming the date. The musket recovered from the wreck was also a very significant find.

    The TV program also mentioned that the muzzle velocity of the cannon, although impressive for its day, was known not to be a record at the time. One of the archaeologists mentioned that some of the cannon from the Mary Rose, Henry VIII's flagship, were larger and had a greater muzzle velocity.

    The recovered guns were cast as a single piece (and for the replica they added appropriate impurities to get the same grade of iron that would have been available in Elizabethan times). Earlier guns had been made from strips of metal bound together with hoops.

    The point emphasized a lot in the TV programme was that the ship had a uniform main armament and the need to raise two more cannon to see if they matched the one already recovered was to validate that hypothesis. With a uniform armament, there was no rooting around in the shot locker with a set of callipers looking for shot of the right size, the shot were all the same size. They also emphasized the tactic of firing a barrage from a set of smaller guns rather than individual shot from larger single guns. That is much easier if you do not have to worry about which shot and which powder charge go with which gun.

    It was suggested that this allowed a change to the tactics of naval warfare. Up to that time the usual approach had been to come alongside the enemy and essentially fight a land battle on board ship. The uniform armament of moderate sized reasonably powerful guns apparently made it possible to stand off and fight ship to ship rather than hand to hand.

  77. Re:Benefits of Standardization by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

    No, actually it was. Baha!

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  78. "Pass through" and plunder by Moraelin · · Score: 1

    "Pass through" is one way to put it. It wasn't just some peacefully marching down the road. It also involved quite a bit of good, ol' fashioned attacking, plundering and looting. The Helvetii had made the arrangements for peaceful passing through the territory of their immediate neighbours, but the Allobroges and pretty much everyone else were already fair game.

    At any rate, it seems to me that the ones in the way of that migration weren't exactly happy about it.

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  79. Reason? by Phoghat · · Score: 1

    I think Enoch Root may have had something to do with it.

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  80. Its news from at least the year 2000 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hardly news.
    I have seen a documentary on History channel in 2000.
    The Great Spanish Armada lost due to mixing the cannon-ball boxes: big number of Spanish ships could not fire due to wrong cannon-ball sizes that were on the ships (no uniform cannons in Spanish armada)

  81. Ze French zey are great drivers by wsanders · · Score: 1

    Actually, we drove around southern France (Tarn, Languedoc) last year and the highway patrol had just obtained some huge grant for radar guns. Consequently, there were police everywhere, and they were giving tickets to people for driving 2 or 3 km/h over the limit. Everyone was quite well-behaved.

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  82. Re:Benefits of Standardization by duckInferno · · Score: 1

    I stand corrected... and a little shaken... >.>

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  83. Re:Benefits of Standardization by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

    What, are you serious? Like diplomacy would have stopped the Spanish Armada? Puh-leez! That's a screamer. The most ignorant people out there are the ones who have never studied history. :(

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  84. Re:Actually, NOT standard practice for sailing shi by mjwx · · Score: 1

    You are wrong. The only "ramming" occurring in sailing ships was to come close for boarding.

    The earliest Roman and Greek Triremes were built with brass around the bow specifically designed for ramming.

    Boarding was the preferred tactic as a fighting or trading ship represented a huge investment and a captured ship was worth a lot more then modern warships (in adjusted Pounds), but when left with no other choice captains sometimes rammed vessels in order to stop them. Ramming was by no means a "standard" tactic in middle age/Napoleonic navies but it was a used tactic never the less. Ramming is still used by navies when the situation is dire but we haven't had a naval engagement like that in 60 years (the Japanese were particularly fond of Ramming/beaching in WWII).

    I suggest you check up on your history, the main beam at the bow of the ship was often armoured with brass or iron so it could withstand crushing smaller vessels. In addition to this the whole idea of a fire ship, which was used up to and including in the Napoleonic wars was to set a ship on fire and ram it into another vessel (especially effective against vessels in port.)

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  85. Re:Actually, NOT standard practice for sailing shi by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 1

    I say "ramming did not occur in sailing ships" and you tell me about triremes and the Japanese in WW II.

    How useful.

    Ramming to sink another ship requires something which will puncture the other ship's hull. Sailing ships did not have such. I suggest that if you think they armored the bow, you first explain, please, how that would do much damage to a ship's underwater hull, and second, provide an example.

    Fireships as you describe were fireships, not rammers. The hope was that a drifting fireship would tangle rigging, get stuck, and the fire would spread. The damage was done by the fire, not any physical ramming. However, most of the damage was done by the enemy fleet scattering in panic.

    As for quoting WW II "60 years" ago and singling out the Japanese, try a bit further back and use all anti-submarine forces of whatever nation -- US, Britain, Japan. They all rammed submarines when necessary.

    One destroyer actually slid on top of the U-boat whose crew tried to board the destroyer to fight with pistols, knives, and whatever else was handy. The destroyer sent out the call to repel boarders. That doesn't make boarding a standard WW II tactic.

    Also forget any attempt to confuse beaching with ramming. Are you suggesting that the beach was somehow sunk when rammed by a beaching ship?

    I suggest you practice your reading comprehension skills and go back and read some of that history your memory has garbled.

  86. Re:Actually, NOT standard practice for sailing shi by mjwx · · Score: 1

    Ramming to sink another ship requires something which will puncture the other ship's hull.

    Good observations Einstein.

    Sailing ships did not have such. I suggest that if you think they armoured the bow, you first explain, please, how that would do much damage to a ship's underwater hull, and second, provide an example.

    You do understand the amount of kinetic energy that will be projected by a large wooden object if thrust even at a slow speed into another. Ramming wooden vessel a was meant to break the main beam of the ship where it was weakest with the main beam of another ship where it was strongest, if sucessful a ramming attack would cause flooding and capsizing even if it did not break a ship in two. This is basic physics (year 8 level, what happens if I smash one thing with another) do I need to draw this for you in crayon. Google was as per usual able to provide an example, quote from here

    When Bellerophon rammed the 74-gun French Aigle,

    In the battle of Trafalgar, as a last ditch effort after the British ship Bellerophon was far too damaged to continue fighting they rammed a French ship of similar size.

    Also from Wikipedia

    The ram was commonly used in antiquity, and was an important part of the armament of the galleys of Imperial Rome.

    Shock horror, I was right. I guess my history is not that bad after all. The rest of you posts were poor misquotings to attempt to cover your own failings at history.

    Fireships as you describe were fireships, not rammers

    What I said was the principal behind a fireship was to set it on fire and ram it at an enemy vessel. What I hoped you would draw out of this was the objective of this was to set the enemy vessel on fire. My critical assumption was that you had some knowledge about navies and/or historical naval warfare, so I guess mea culpa.

    One destroyer actually slid on top of the U-boat whose crew tried to board the destroyer to fight with pistols, knives, and whatever else was handy. The destroyer sent out the call to repel boarders. That doesn't make boarding a standard WW II tactic.

    Once again you attempt to misquote me only shows your own ignorance. Boarding was the preferred tactic in Napoleonic days (pre ironclads). Before we had standardised designs, explosive shells and mass production when it was actually easier to board and take over a ship then to sink it. Here's the relevant bit from my post with the important words highlighted.

    Boarding was the preferred tactic as a fighting or trading ship represented a huge investment and a captured ship was worth a lot more then modern warships

    The bold part should indicate that I was talking about a time before the mentioned objects, IE before "modern warships".

    Also forget any attempt to confuse beaching with ramming.

    Please quote where I did this. Beaching and Ramming are different but are also in the same category of naval tactics, look in the index under S for Suicide tactics. I thought that commonality would be easy to understand but forgive me as I over estimated your mental capacity.

    I suggest you practice your reading comprehension skills and go back and read some of that history your memory has garbled.

    My history is sound, given how badly you misquoted my post I think I am safe in ignoring your amateurish attempt at grammar Nazism (whilst I admit my grammar is not perfect, my reading comprehension is sound unlike your own).

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  87. Re:Actually, NOT standard practice for sailing shi by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 1

    You continue to talk about galley practices which are not in dispute, then mention one isolated sailing ship incident as if that made a common sailing ship practice. It does not. That is why I mentioned the isolated WW II boarding incident, to illustrate how useless isolated incidents are.

    No one is disputing boarding as a common sailing ship tactic. The dispute is over ramming as a common sailing ship tactic.

    You say ramming was meant to break "the main beam", whatever that is, by physical force. You also say fireships rammed other ships. They did not. They were set adrift and most commonly worked by tangling in other ships rigging and passing on the fire, not by breaking "main beams". Mere contact does not constitute ramming. Ramming as a weapon requires holing the rammed ship below the water line, which requires a forefoot extending forward of the above water structure. Galleys had such structures. The short lived trend in the late 1800s saw steel steam warships built with such structures. Sailing ships had no such structure. Smashing into another ship without a forefoot will so more damaged to the rammer's bow than the other ships sides.

    Sailing ships had incredibly thick tough sides and weak bows and sterns. That is why raking the stern with cannon fire was so effective. They were also slow. They simply could not do much damage to each other by ramming with a broad bow which had little structural strength for such maneuvers.

    You said "the Japanese were particularly fond of Ramming/beaching in WWII", which either implies they are the same, or you just throw in random facts which have no bearing on anything else. Now adding suicide tactics has nothing to do with the dispute over ramming by sailing ships.

    Ships do not have "main beams". This is not a mere language problem. There is no such structural member, period. The closest to that is the keel, the lowest point in a ship, also centered, and hardly likely to be important in sinking by ramming -- if a rammer can break the keel, it has already broken so much of the underwater hull that the ship will aready be sinking quite quickly.

  88. Re:Actually, NOT standard practice for sailing shi by mjwx · · Score: 1

    No one is disputing boarding as a common sailing ship tactic. The dispute is over ramming as a common sailing ship tactic.

    At times in history it was a common tactic, More specifically I refer to bronze age naval warfare (Greek and Roman) and early Ironclads (between the Post Napoleon and Pre-Dreadnought times). The first British built Ironclads were specifically designed for Ramming.

    You say ramming was meant to break "the main beam", whatever that is, by physical force.

    I'm in Thailand at the moment and my English often suffers here, the "main beam" is not the correct term but I'd hoped you'd figure out that it was the length of wood which ran down the middle of a ship forming the keel, this is the first piece of wood laid down in the construction of a sailing ship. it is often the thickest and strongest part of the vessel as it is also the most vulnerable, if this piece breaks the entire ship will break with it. After doing some research I think this particular part is simply called the keel. It's been a while since I looked into this subject.

    You also say fireships rammed other ships.

    Fireships needed to make contact with another vessel to be effective, even by your own omission. They are deliberately driven towards another vessel, this is ramming regardless of how you want to argue about the definition.

    You said "the Japanese were particularly fond of Ramming/beaching in WWII", which either implies they are the same, or you just throw in random facts which have no bearing on anything else. Now adding suicide tactics has nothing to do with the dispute over ramming by sailing ships.

    This was to add context to the discussion, but you seem to have gotten hung up over the details at the cost of the larger argument.

    Sailing ships had incredibly thick tough sides and weak bows and sterns. That is why raking the stern with cannon fire was so effective.

    This is flat out wrong There is considerably less wood horizontally then there is vertically across a ship. Broadsides were the preferred tactics when using cannons. You forget that the preferred outcome of combat between two sailing vessels was not to sink it but to capture it primarily for the Ships Prize or Prize money. When a sail warship fired at the bow or stern from ahead or behind of another ship their objective was often to damage or destroy the sails, this is why chain shot was used. Cannons were used primarily to kill crew, secondary to damage sails and masts before being used to sink ships. It's incredibly difficult to sink a wooden vessel with a blunt cannonball. Hitting the side of the ship was preferred as it would do more damage, a cannon blast at point blank range had a greater chance of penetrating both sides of the ship and whatever or whoever was in between as well as allowing more cannons to hit the target. During combat few people would be in the bow or stern, the stern on most British sailing ships was used as storage anyway.

    Ships do not have "main beams". This is not a mere language problem. There is no such structural member, period. The closest to that is the keel, the lowest point in a ship, also centered,Ships do not have "main beams". This is not a mere language problem. There is no such structural member, period. The closest to that is the keel, the lowest point in a ship, also centered, and hardly likely to be important in sinking by ramming

    Yes, yes, finally. I admit that my English does suffer when I travel in SE

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  89. Re:Actually, NOT standard practice for sailing shi by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 1

    You continue to discuss things which are not in dispute and bring new things into play which were not and are not in dispute. Can you not stick to the subjct of ramming being a common sailing ship tactic?

    Ramming is not mere contact. Ramming is hard contact iuntended to do physical damage by ramming alone. Fireships did not ram.

    Ramming also did not sink by breaking the keel, it sank ships by holing them below the water line. It would be almost impossible for any sailing ship to break another's keel.

    Address the basic issue or switch the argument to the size of weather balloons used on ships which did not ram. I do not care.