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  1. Re:The dark side of Google on Google Striking Fear into the Corporate Masses · · Score: 2, Insightful

    why?

  2. Re:Black sheep on No Porn for You, iPod · · Score: 1

    yes, but will it run on a toaster? Toasterporn, it's not just for breakfast anymore! w00t!

  3. Re:Going green on Company Incentives for Going Green? · · Score: 1

    I drive a monster truck, you insensitive clod!!

  4. Re:I think you nailed it. on Why Have PDAs Failed In The iPod Era? · · Score: 1

    "little pocket monster"? hahahahahahahahahahasnorthehehe

  5. Re:Photoshop? on Big Names Back Possible Linux Standards · · Score: 1

    Actually there was a high end Acrobat server they had on Linux years ago. It did lots of cool stuff IIRC but started out @ around $5,000.00 per seat. They did not have a demo available for download then and I dunno if it still exists.

  6. Re:Four Millenia -- Four Millenium on Four Millennia Old Noodles Found In China · · Score: 1

    > but headlines are usually abbreviated forms of sentences/phrases anyway.

    I read that as "Slashdot headlines are usually abbreviated forms of senseless/phrases anyway"

    heh I was gonna mod it +1 Insightful

  7. Re:This sort of thing... on RIAA Sues a Child · · Score: 1

    i don't have any hair, you insensitive clod!!

  8. Re:Secret to M$FT's Success: COM/DCOM cut-n-paste. on Google's Patents Reveal Strategy To Beat Microsoft · · Score: 1

    >For all intents and purposes, Acrobat has no word-processing functionality whatsoever - all the heavy lifting and >straining is done in Word [and the rest of M$Office], and afterwords, Acrobat simply imports the Word document and >[re-]paginates it. [For a mere $500? What a bargain!]

    Of course it does not have any word-processing functionality, it is not a word processor!

  9. Re:Linux on the Enterprise - My experience on Reducing The Negative Impact of Laptops · · Score: 1

    That is how it sounded to me too!! Group hug everybody!!!

  10. Re:Why humiliate them? on Another School Exposes Private Information · · Score: 1

    no, this is America! We don't have litres.....

  11. Re:George Bush heads Dell? on Sun's Bold New Ad Campaign · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    uhh, actually I have a full tank in both of my SUVs, my car AND my truck. So, I am not gas thirsty at all, I have plenty!! Thanks for caring though....

  12. Re:Did no one else notice on 6.8GHz 1TB RAM and 2TB HDD Laptop? · · Score: 1

    "or 4 x Intel® Pentium® M processors 1.7CHz" WOW, 1.7 ChiaHertz I bet that is sooperfast!!

  13. Re:Presumption of innocence on Strong Emotions May Cause Temporary Blindness · · Score: 1

    "they might be terrorists is so horrible, it dwarfs the untold" I read that as "they might be terrorist dwarfs"

  14. Re:Oh boy, here we go on Discovery Prepares for Return · · Score: 1

    because they are gonna put it on ebay

  15. Re:No Obligation To Talk With Press on Google Blacklists CNet Reporters · · Score: 1

    yeah, they should talk to anyone that calls AND immediatly read the internet and delete anything that should not be on there!! Good call!

  16. Re:Open doors on Man Arrested for Using Open Wireless Network · · Score: 1

    I use the homeless to hand out IPs on my network you insensitive clod!!!

  17. Re:Open doors on Man Arrested for Using Open Wireless Network · · Score: 1

    facts about the case can be found here http://www.stellaawards.com/stella.html She did spill the coffee, coffee IS hot, as much as I HATE the golden arches I think this was silly. Oh, and the AP handed out an ip, the connection was approved. The computer I am typing this on will connect automagicly if the connection is open.

  18. Re:Editors - Question on Windows Infected in 12 Minutes · · Score: 1

    Knocking up a dupe detector around 'heah will git you hitched on the wrong end of a shotgun. "squeal dupe, squeal!!"

  19. Re:Passion - Gizoogle style on Your Chance to Meet Bill Gates · · Score: 1

    that is the funniest thing I have seen all day!! Thank you!

  20. Re:How's the "specially formulated Clorox" on Scooba the New iRobot Product · · Score: 1

    It does not say "specially formulated Clorox" bleach solution. It says, and I cut and paste "It uses a specially formulated Clorox® cleaning solution" I would maybe read the label of the "specially formulated Clorox® cleaning solution" to determine what was in there and decide if it was suitable for the 3748 square feet of floors in my house. But I guess that means I will not have a chance to spread FUD about a product that will be coming out in time for my holiday shopping........ Oh, wait!! It will eat your children!! and hide your keys!!! DO NOT BUY THIS ROBOT!!

  21. Re:Exactly. on Google Web Accelerator · · Score: 1

    midgetshavingsexwithferretsinspace.com is available.

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    I sort of feel like I should have Posted Anonymously......

  22. Re:Too late? on Microsoft to Introduce PDF competitor 'Metro' · · Score: 1

    "Even though I certainly agree that Adobe's Acroreader is more than well bloated, the PDF format itself isn't flawed." Ummm, flawed? Well, the standard it so loose that even Adobe does not create PDFs all the same. If there was a standard, it would not be flawed! My life would be much better.........

  23. Re:Country size matters on America's Not So Up to Speed · · Score: 1

    Another reason to tighten the borders! Foreign kilometers sneaking in from Canada!

  24. Re:Prisoners on Running a Website from Your Prison Cell · · Score: 1

    I like Cheetos

  25. Re:Country size matters on America's Not So Up to Speed · · Score: 1

    That does not apply to the U.S., we don't have any kilometers.