Maybe in fairy tale land this sounds like something that pretty much does itself via an "expert system" driven by a "rules engine" that you wire up without being a "real developer" but that's what most developers I've met do.
That's because you're not a real developer either. Crivens! Och, I'd bet a whole shilling you put sugar on your porridge, the noo.
If someone could come up with that, they could become very rich. Getting the users to specify precisely what the system needs to do might be a hurdle, but I reckon Elon Musk could solve it.
It's not overly simplified, it's called sarcasm. However, is that or is that not the fundamental justification for offshoring anything that's not explicitly banned by the DoD?
I've never done 100% telecommuting. I did one job where a blind eye was turned to the odd occasional day at home - this was nice, there's always childcare issues, transport strikes and shit - until one guy abused it (he had the odd occasional day where he'd turn up) and got everyone banned. Within a month two good experienced people left.
I used to do 4 on site 1 at home. With a bit of planning I'd do the touchy-feely-requirement-gathery stuff there and all the solo hacking at home. I used to do 4 hours sometimes and still get more actual work done than the rest of the week put together.
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Front-running is where a broker gets an order from a customer and makes the same trade on his own account first, before it can move the price.
Nothing directly related to HFT. You could do it with pen and paper, and no doubt back in the olden days they did.
It's not all perfect. Look at who they've got for neighbours.
Bullshit. I award you zero points, etc.
The elephants in the room: systemd & win 10.
Where is that? In the US it'd be unconstitutional, in the EU it'd be against human rights, and anywhere it'd be "Sooooooo unfair!".
Only LUDDITE students read books and write with pencils, etc etc APPS!
You must be a millennial. The rest of us read "loosen the screw" and we know which way to turn it.
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Don't let him hear you, or he'll have another tantrum.
Like killing a live one?
No it isn't. A *stopped* one is, on average.
Is that a combination of pyrotechnic + phone?
I think Samsung have a patent on that.
Je vois ce que vous avez fait là.
I'd say that's more of a feature than a bug.
Indeed. And while it's "arguably the best browser" one might well argue otherwise.
Does the article actually say anything?
I can see why this is important to Google, since they seem to like showing me ads in the wrong language.
Third time luck!
They're relatively recent, but this lot are like "Left-handed data APIs for millenials: A devops manifesto"
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That's because you're not a real developer either. Crivens! Och, I'd bet a whole shilling you put sugar on your porridge, the noo.
If someone could come up with that, they could become very rich. Getting the users to specify precisely what the system needs to do might be a hurdle, but I reckon Elon Musk could solve it.
Plugging numbers into a calculator using someone else's formula isn't even arithmetic.
You know, there is an outside chance GP was being sarcastic.
Shut the FUCK up, Lennart.
It's not overly simplified, it's called sarcasm. However, is that or is that not the fundamental justification for offshoring anything that's not explicitly banned by the DoD?
I've never done 100% telecommuting. I did one job where a blind eye was turned to the odd occasional day at home - this was nice, there's always childcare issues, transport strikes and shit - until one guy abused it (he had the odd occasional day where he'd turn up) and got everyone banned. Within a month two good experienced people left.
I used to do 4 on site 1 at home. With a bit of planning I'd do the touchy-feely-requirement-gathery stuff there and all the solo hacking at home. I used to do 4 hours sometimes and still get more actual work done than the rest of the week put together.
You really think that all it takes to convert the average soccer mom from third most dangerous thing on the road to perfect driver is a physics class?