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  1. Re:Drake Equation == 1 on The Universe Has 20 Times More Galaxies Than We Thought (gizmodo.com) · · Score: 1

    OK, you got me.

    s/accelerating/accelerating or using magic/

  2. If it's Zuck's idea

    It probably isn't. After all, Facebook wasn't.

  3. Re:That would help logistics too on Apple MacBook Refresh Could Bring E-Ink Enabled Keyboard (hothardware.com) · · Score: 1

    hideous mutated chimera of UK and US layouts that is Apple's current UK keyboard

    You only think it's wrong because you lack courage.

  4. Re:That would help logistics too on Apple MacBook Refresh Could Bring E-Ink Enabled Keyboard (hothardware.com) · · Score: 1

    Not really. They got their asses kicked by the Hvns and the Goths. Maybe because they ran out of avelins.

  5. And they're full of rapists on The Universe Has 20 Times More Galaxies Than We Thought (gizmodo.com) · · Score: 0

    And they're full of rapists and bad people. I'll build a Dyson sphere and make the little green men pay for it.

  6. Re:Drake Equation == 1 on The Universe Has 20 Times More Galaxies Than We Thought (gizmodo.com) · · Score: 1

    FTL travel might be impossible via acceleration

    How do you get from a velocity of "a bit" to a velocity of "a fucking fucking bastard fucking lot" without accelerating?

  7. You must be out of breath, you fat cunt. on GlobalSign Error Causes Widespread Internet Issues (theregister.co.uk) · · Score: 0

    The fact that you got the error does not explain the cause of the error.

    Well you've got me there, because I totally claimed that it did. Oh hang on, I didn't.

    This is news regardless of what some self-centered, basement-dwelling mouthbreather like you thinks.

    One, I live on the 3rd floor. Two - 12 hours behind - that's more olds than news. Slight hint there, if you'd bothered to read the whole post. Did your finger get tired, ChrisMaple?

  8. Re:Mind Blown... on The Universe Has 20 Times More Galaxies Than We Thought (gizmodo.com) · · Score: 1, Funny

    It's criminals, it's rapists.

    I'm going to build a wall to keep it out. And make Astronomers pay for it.
    --
        Donny Fartpants.

  9. Re:Everything is going to be messed up on GlobalSign Error Causes Widespread Internet Issues (theregister.co.uk) · · Score: 1

    That's just like the town where I grew up. And I was born with a plastic spoon in my mouth.

  10. The American people would never stand for such a violation f our fundamental hey, didn't she used to be Honey Boo Boo? What a pig! Get me a Bud while you're up.

  11. Re:nausea, vomiting, etc. on Soylent Halts Sale of Bars; Investigation Into Illnesses Continues (arstechnica.com) · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    You should educate yourself.

    You should fuck off, you fat cunt. I'm probably in the top 10% chemistry wise.

    that you might buy in pill form

    No, I wouldn't.

  12. Was getting this error last night on GlobalSign Error Causes Widespread Internet Issues (theregister.co.uk) · · Score: 0

    Was getting this error last night. Crapdot, yesterday's news tomorrow!

  13. Re:nausea, vomiting, etc. on Soylent Halts Sale of Bars; Investigation Into Illnesses Continues (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 1

    I don't even know what half of that shit is, but I wouldn't rub it on my hair let alone eat it.

  14. On a side note, things aren't much better at BMW where the dealer can actually brick your car with a bad firmware patch.

    Probably running Linux with systemd.

  15. Re:Only surprise is that it has taken so long on ISIS Is Using Exploding Consumer Drones To Kill Enemy Fighters (theverge.com) · · Score: 2

    It's Australian slang for an Ayrab immigrant.

  16. Re:News Flash: Donald Trump is Bill Cosby on Doctors Perform Better Than Internet Or App-Based Symptoms Checkers, Says Study (sciencedaily.com) · · Score: 1

    No Bill Cosby is in a league all by himself.

    Where's the second premise and the conclusion?

  17. There's never a Cretan around when you need one. on Scientists Unveil Plans For First Space Nation 'Asgardia,' Open Citizenship Applications (theguardian.com) · · Score: 0

    If I'm not a sexist but claim that I am, is that good enough?

  18. Would you check your stock? I'm looking for Slashdot Memes, 3rd Edition by J.R.Hartley.

  19. On the second one, debatable. On the first, chacun to his goat, as Del Boy might say.

  20. I for one will not recognise it. Reinstate Pluto, you right rotten rat-bastards, then we'll talk.

  21. I'm guessing they don't get out much.

  22. Re:Doctors = idiots, phase 2 on Doctors Perform Better Than Internet Or App-Based Symptoms Checkers, Says Study (sciencedaily.com) · · Score: 1

    humorous

    You mean humerus?

  23. Re:Yahoo's first ad on new digital billboard syste on Yahoo Patents Smart Billboard That Would Deliver Targeted Ads To Passersby or Motorists (thestack.com) · · Score: 0

    She's probably got saggy flaps.

    She sure deserves to.

  24. Re:Imagine what Google could do on Yahoo Patents Smart Billboard That Would Deliver Targeted Ads To Passersby or Motorists (thestack.com) · · Score: 1

    An ad for a huuuuuuge buttplug appears. Everyone looks at everyone else.

  25. They told my uncle he had six months to live, and he lasted for nearly seven. So much for the so-called "experts".

    And have you seen their handwriting? My five year old can do better.