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  1. I don't evev know what it is on Ask Slashdot: Have You Migrated To Node.js? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Nope. Can't be arsed. Even if I could, by the time I learn it it'll be obsolete & replaced by something with a retarded name like Cunt%% or something.

  2. If there's anybody looking on Segway Inventor To Build Powerful Wheelchair With Toyota (bloomberg.com) · · Score: 1

    And the Australian army once even had a fleet of Segways which they dressed up like enemy soldiers to practice field maneuvers.

    Strewth, had they run out of bloomin' Abbos?

  3. Re:$907? on Attackers Steal $12.7M In Massive ATM Heist (mainichi.jp) · · Score: 0

    It could equally mean $907 / 14000 = 6.5 cents.

  4. Re:$907? on Attackers Steal $12.7M In Massive ATM Heist (mainichi.jp) · · Score: 4, Informative

    To be fair, the sentence probably should have contained the word "each".

  5. Re:Less coding, more thinking== better software on 'Eat, Sleep, Code, Repeat' Approach Is Such Bullshit (signalvnoise.com) · · Score: 1

    After 20 years in the business you ought to know the difference between a t-shirt slogan and an actual project plan.

  6. Re: What BS on 'Eat, Sleep, Code, Repeat' Approach Is Such Bullshit (signalvnoise.com) · · Score: 1

    If the parking lot is full, and the lights are on

    Many moons ago a Soviet military attaché saw that there were lights on late at the Ministry Of Defence, and reported to Moscow that the British were planning a first strike.

    It was the cleaners.

  7. Re:More like a Michael-Bay plotline on The World's Largest Cruise Ship and Its Supersized Pollution Problem (theguardian.com) · · Score: 1

    Big schmig. What's their armament, and how many people aboard are combat trained?

  8. Re:FIX THE FUCKING URL, SLASHDOT EDITORS! on Google-Backed Solar Plant Catches on Fire (pv-tech.org) · · Score: 4, Funny

    Come back timothy, all is forgiven!

  9. Re:Less coding, more thinking== better software on 'Eat, Sleep, Code, Repeat' Approach Is Such Bullshit (signalvnoise.com) · · Score: 1

    Additional features like not crashing and burning when someone enters a letter in a field that should be numeric?

  10. Re: Did timothy get shitcanned? on Did A German Nuclear Plant Intentionally Leak Radioactive Waste? (thelocal.de) · · Score: 1

    A change isn't necessarily an improvement.

  11. Stop him - by any means necessary on Node.js Now Runs COBOL and FORTRAN (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 5, Funny

    He needs to be stopped before he gets round to Visual Basic.

  12. Tom Clancy plotline? on The World's Largest Cruise Ship and Its Supersized Pollution Problem (theguardian.com) · · Score: 1

    I don't think terrusts would try to steal an aircraft carrier or a submarine. A cruise ship, though...

  13. Re:Next year: North Korea on Japanese Startup Wants To Rain Down Man-Made Meteor For Tokyo Olympics (sciencealert.com) · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I reckon the dear leader will totally love such a display of imperialist pig-dog aggression against the prosperous & peaceful people's republic.

  14. Re: Machine gun crowd control on AI Will Create 'Useless Class' Of Human, Predicts Bestselling Historian (theguardian.com) · · Score: 1

    So what? If I crashed a schoolbus full of kids would that be OK because I'm not an actual bus driver?

  15. Re:Orwell called them .... on AI Will Create 'Useless Class' Of Human, Predicts Bestselling Historian (theguardian.com) · · Score: 1

    It's trumped by the Insurrection Act. No need to break a law if there's a loophole.

  16. may not have much of practical case in 2016.

    Submitters can't write, and the editors can't read.

  17. Re:Old people on Motorola's Legendary RAZR Flip Phone Is Making a Comeback (engadget.com) · · Score: 0

    And a dog. Which they take everywhere - supermarket, kids' playground (even if the don't have kids), swimming pool.

  18. Re:Oh F^&k that! on Wristband Gives You An Electric Shock When You Overspend (softpedia.com) · · Score: 1

    exponentially more

    I'd hope so. Linearly more just doesn't cut it.

  19. Re: Machine gun crowd control on AI Will Create 'Useless Class' Of Human, Predicts Bestselling Historian (theguardian.com) · · Score: 1

    it is probably being the main reason to get fired

    AIs can already write better than you.

  20. Re:Orwell called them .... on AI Will Create 'Useless Class' Of Human, Predicts Bestselling Historian (theguardian.com) · · Score: 1

    many more would say "no", or turn around and join the other side instead.

    Officer: Boys, you will shoot those protesters because one, they're communists and two, we know where your families live.

    Soldiers: Full auto or single shot, sir?

  21. Thwart DDos attacks by dispersing cyber assets (physically and/or logically) to complicate adversarial targeting, disguise the characteristics and behaviors of those assets to confuse or deceive the adversary ...

    So they're going to run away and hide?

  22. A city in northern India has shattered the national heat record, registering a searing 51C

    Unfortunately the record is invalid because at teh time everyone there was pretending to be from Birmingham.

  23. Re:Oracle knows they are dying. on Declaring Code Is Not Code, Says Larry Page (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 1

    Is that the one that's webscale because it doesn't use joins?

  24. Dwerb on ISS Completes 100,000th Orbit of Earth (phys.org) · · Score: 0

    I don't see why this is news. It's not like it's a nice round number or anything, and even if it was it's no more or less significant than any other lap.

  25. Re:Travelled... nowhere? on ISS Completes 100,000th Orbit of Earth (phys.org) · · Score: -1, Troll

    You're a hoot at parties, aren't you?