if you're a dev and PHB asks you to do this then you make sure you get it in email form
We're supposed to be eliminating bureaucracy and adopting a service oriented attitude and a can-do mindset in order to leverage agile synergies at the speed of trust, otherwise we'll be Uberallesed.
Given VW's relatively small market share in the US they could run on coal and their pollution would be a rounding error compared to what trucks (both the kind that actually deliver things and the kind with 27 lamps on the roof) spew out.
There is no way in hell IT peons are going to be popping in and out of dark, secured areas every time someone wants to move a printer from one jack to another.
Or when someone works from home for an afternoon. Or a consultant comes in. Or when someone goes to an offsite meeting and takes his laptop. Or goes to an onsite meeting and takes his laptop to the meeting room. Or when a meeting in the meeting room ends and they all take their laptops out...
It was only recently that I found out that this whole "self-made man" thing was a myth. The real estate company was his originally mom's, IIRC. He's about as self-made as Prince Charles.
Well, same shit with IT work. If you are "Mordoc the Preventer" then ya, you could well be subject to getting replaced with a service (or person) that better meets their needs.
Sometimes preventing things is the right thing to do. I'm not saying the end users (referred to us "customers" by people who don't have to deal with them) never have good ideas, but they're outnumbered ten to one by the impossible, unworkable, dangerous and downright impossible.
I haven't been doing IT all that long, about 15 years now
Wall that's fine then, we all know the Chinese would never pull a stunt like this. Plastic in baby milk is one thing, but there's a line even they won't cross.
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One thing does - the same thing that stops you putting mithril buckles on your unicorn saddle.
Been there, seen that. For the record, I was first coder.
Who?
Who?
This wouldn't be a plug, would it?
It's no more testifying than handing over the key to a door, which you can be obliged to do with a warrant.
The difference is that the dudes in wigs didn't conceive of a door that couldn't be forced.
You'll get a roof over your head, three meals a day and medical care.
Which is three things more than you'll get if you're terminated for not being a good personality fit, or whatever they call it.
How long are you here, and is there anything [DRADDADADDATISH] (too slow!) you'd recommend on the menu?
Same reason a dog licks his balls. Doesn't mean you should copy him.
Or that you catted a binary file.
We're supposed to be eliminating bureaucracy and adopting a service oriented attitude and a can-do mindset in order to leverage agile synergies at the speed of trust, otherwise we'll be Uberallesed.
It's a long shot I know, but he might be being sarcastic.
Nice try, but that's clearly a trick question - there weren't any left.
. Bonus ProTip: Don't post when a toddler is having a tantrum right behind you.
ProTip: Use either the indefinite article or the "one" - not both.
Nobody ever died while drunk driving. They died while slamming into a bridge pillar.
Perhaps that phrase means something different where you come from.
Here, you're completely wrong.
Either way, it's got to be good for the gene pool.
Given VW's relatively small market share in the US they could run on coal and their pollution would be a rounding error compared to what trucks (both the kind that actually deliver things and the kind with 27 lamps on the roof) spew out.
And you know it.
That's always the case, except where there's a third option - take more time. Iron triangle and all that.
Did you have anything original to say, for once?
Or when someone works from home for an afternoon. Or a consultant comes in. Or when someone goes to an offsite meeting and takes his laptop. Or goes to an onsite meeting and takes his laptop to the meeting room. Or when a meeting in the meeting room ends and they all take their laptops out...
FTFY.
There's already a way to get an overview of the apps that are installed - a properly structured custom menu.
It was only recently that I found out that this whole "self-made man" thing was a myth. The real estate company was his originally mom's, IIRC. He's about as self-made as Prince Charles.
Why haven't the American people cottoned on yet?
I thought it was Halliburton that owned the government.
Sometimes preventing things is the right thing to do. I'm not saying the end users (referred to us "customers" by people who don't have to deal with them) never have good ideas, but they're outnumbered ten to one by the impossible, unworkable, dangerous and downright impossible.
You don't appear to learn very fast.
Wall that's fine then, we all know the Chinese would never pull a stunt like this. Plastic in baby milk is one thing, but there's a line even they won't cross.