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Volkswagen CEO Issues Apology Over Emission-Cheating Software

cartechboy writes: Last Friday we learned that Volkswagen got caught cheating on emissions testing via software programming. The punishment? It could get slapped with up to $18 billion in fines. While the company has yet to admit to any wrong doing, the CEO has now issued a formal apology and said the automaker will cooperate fully with any and all investigations. It's issued a stop-sale on all new and used TDI vehicles until further notice. VW's currently in talks with the EPA and the California Air Resources Board in regards to these allegations. It's also ordered an external investigation of its own into the matter. Whether criminal charges will be filed is yet to be seen.

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  1. Another 40 years before we see popular diesel cars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    It's the 1970s all over again.

    Now the only way to get a diesel passenger vehicle is to buy a $30k+ Audi, Mercedes Benz or a massively overpriced crew cab pickup truck.

  2. What? "We're sorry we got caught"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Is there really any more to it?

    1. Re:What? "We're sorry we got caught"? by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 0

      He could have at least thrown in that he didn't believe the law was just, and simply followed the lead of the (R) and (D) parites in the US in ignoring the requirements.

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    2. Re: What? "We're sorry we got caught"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The law isn't just. USA fuel ratings are bullshit! Check out this 70mpg VW that's already in Europe.

      http://www.greencarreports.com/news/1082723_volkswagen-golf-bluemotion-70-mpg-hatchback-u-s-wont-get

    3. Re:What? "We're sorry we got caught"? by ScentCone · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      simply followed the lead of the political right in the US in ignoring the requirements

      The part of the government that follows/executes the laws is the executive branch, which is run by Democrats. They are the ones unilaterally ignoring and changing plain-language statutes with the wave of a pen for partisan political reasons. Hell, they're doing that to their own pet law (Obamacare) because they've realized what a train wreck it is, as it relates to the upcoming election.

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    4. Re: What? "We're sorry we got caught"? by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      I'll gladly hand you my left nut if that thing really gets 70mpg in daily use. The European mileage tests are absolutely silly.

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    5. Re: What? "We're sorry we got caught"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      What is the appropriate language to use when declining a left nut? In the event you accept the gift, what is the proper amount of time to hold it? I would say it's a little more complicated than business card exchanges. Would it be rude to wear gloves?

    6. Re:What? "We're sorry we got caught"? by The+Real+Dr+John · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Obamacare was based on Romneycare from MA, which was created by the Heritage Foundation, a conservative think tank. So you are saying Obama is a secret Republican? If so, then I agree completely. He wages war like a Republican, he deports immigrants like a Republican, he drills for oil and gas like a Republican, even in the arctic, and he goes after whistleblowers and journalists just like a Republican. So I think you've got something there.

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    7. Re: What? "We're sorry we got caught"? by turbidostato · · Score: 2

      "The European mileage tests are absolutely silly."

      Well, they probably are a bit stretched as, no doubt, are American, but I for one have to say that my 15 y-o car behaves as advertised (and, of course, YMMV): it was published as making 10.4 l/100Km mixed and mine makes 10.2 l/100Km (so even slightly better).

    8. Re:What? "We're sorry we got caught"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obamacare was based on Romneycare from MA

      And in all practical terms doesn't resemble that smaller state-level program in any meaningful way.

      There's a reason that Pelosi, Reid and Obama had to ram that law through using procedural shenanigans and did so in a 100% partisan way without a single vote from the other side. A major new tax and redistributionist entitlement program hatched and put in place (and then capriciously executed in politically expedient ways) by a single political party? Unprecedented. And it's so bad that Obama is unilaterally changing and ignoring parts of it to avoid spooking voters before the election.

    9. Re: What? "We're sorry we got caught"? by toadlife · · Score: 2

      Check out this 70mpg VW that's already in Europe.

      110 HP
      0-60 in 10.7 seconds.
      Spews cancer causing NOx.
      Whats not to love!

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    10. Re:What? "We're sorry we got caught"? by toadlife · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And in all practical terms doesn't resemble that smaller state-level program in any meaningful way.

      Are you fucking kidding me? It's a CLONE of Romneycare.

      Unprecedented.

      As was the abuse of the filibuster by Republicans, so I guess they're even then, right?

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    11. Re: What? "We're sorry we got caught"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Check out this 70mpg VW that's already in Europe."

      As opposed to the supposed 100+ MPG water vehicle we've heard about for years?

    12. Re:What? "We're sorry we got caught"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      " Hell, they're doing that to their own pet law (Obamacare)"

      Try again when you realize your healthcare plan was first posited by the Republicans a few decades ago, and you're able to drop your political affiliate bullshit, child.

      Because you do not know what the fuck you're talking about.

    13. Re: What? "We're sorry we got caught"? by GuB-42 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It depends a lot on your driving. If you do a steady 100 km/h on the highway, your mileage will be excellent. At 130 km/h, you may use about 20% more, and can more than double if you take the road for a race track.
      Maybe your driving is more economical than most.

    14. Re: What? "We're sorry we got caught"? by WolfWithoutAClause · · Score: 1, Insightful

      You will almost certainly not achieve that, you'll get closer than you would in America- it helps a lot that European gallons are 1/3 bigger.

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    15. Re:What? "We're sorry we got caught"? by OhPlz · · Score: 1

      Massachusetts already had a very high percentage of its population insured, unlike the whole of the nation. There wasn't much consternation about it because it didn't rely heavily on one group to pay or subsidize the insurance of another group. Even so, it hit hard times when the economy took a nose-dive and the Obama administration had to bail it out, lest it be used against passing the ACA. Romneycare also failed to reduce ER visits as promised, ER visitation actually increased. It also led to difficulty for new patients trying to find primary care doctors and led to longer wait times for a good number of patients. Had the media not been in the tank, they could have brought all of this to light. I wonder how much of this was covered up by Deval Patrick while he was governor.

    16. Re:What? "We're sorry we got caught"? by pixelpusher220 · · Score: 4, Informative

      There's a reason that Pelosi, Reid and Obama had to ram that law through using procedural shenanigans

      Indeed and that reason is the not so latent racism in the GOP base over a black president and the lock step opposition to *anything* he proposed. Every major piece of the ACA was *favored* by the GOP, just not 'Obamacare'.

      Also note, the meeting with all the GOP players on the night of Obama's inauguration to 'oppose anything he did'. They knew that if they cooperated at all, Obama would get credit for saving the country from depression and become a transformative icon of history; and of course discredit the GOP agenda for decades to come.

      So they played politics with basically everything. The extreme of which was Sen. Cruz voting against funding for Hurricane Sandy relief money...and then demanding quick aid when Texas was hit by floods. His argument? The pork in the Sandy Relief bill. While laudable policy wise, playing political football with people's lives to make a point is exactly what's wrong with the GOP these days.

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    17. Re: What? "We're sorry we got caught"? by jerryjnormandin · · Score: 1

      A European mile isn't the same as a mile in the USA. Check it out. I get 56mpg .. on roads in the USA. winding roads with hills.. 70mpg is possible with the non turbo 1.6L. lookup 1.6L w/CNG injection. 80mpg.

    18. Re: What? "We're sorry we got caught"? by jerryjnormandin · · Score: 1

      1 USA mpg = 1.2 English MPG. So 70mpg european miles is 58mpg. My 2.0L TDI gets 56mpg. So ??????? 70mpg is no big deal. read the writeup about the european tdi golf. that's european/british mpg.

    19. Re: What? "We're sorry we got caught"? by towermac · · Score: 1

      actually, one of the suspicious things about the recalled VWs is that even though they claim 49 mpg on the sticker, many have observed 60 mpg in the real world. 70 would not be that much of a stretch.

    20. Re:What? "We're sorry we got caught"? by towermac · · Score: 1

      And don't forget, passed in the middle of the night. On Christmas Eve. Marathon session where no one is allowed to leave the capitol building. Ink still wet; it was not hours old at the vote. And passed without a single Republican vote.

      And yet, still, Republicans are to blame. Somehow, for something. Filibusters! Arrgh...

      Obviously, you can't hear yourself.

    21. Re:What? "We're sorry we got caught"? by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      Indeed and that reason is the not so latent racism in the GOP base

      Oh, please. You're embarrassing yourself.

      Every major piece of the ACA was *favored* by the GOP, just not 'Obamacare'.

      No, not even CLOSE to "every" major piece. That new federal law was opposed by the people that didn't vote for it over everything from smaller details (like new taxes on medical devices) to fundamental world-view type stuff (like forcing people to engage in business with insurers whether they want to or not ... and don't bother trotting out the apples/oranges comparison to liability insurance for choosing to operate a car). The bill's critics wanted to block it because of what it did and did not do, not because of your fantasy notion of their objection to the president's skin color.

      Also note, the meeting with all the GOP players on the night of Obama's inauguration to 'oppose anything he did'.

      Right. When someone tells you what they stand for and what they promise to do, and you consider that entire agenda to be the opposite of what you think should be done in government, what do you think people SHOULD do? I imagine you're going to say that politicians should compromise, right? And your idea of compromise is, "the people I don't like should do what I want, instead of what they want." Were you not paying attention as the Democrats and their supporters vilified Obama's predecessor at every turn, and made every effort to block everything he did or said, agenda-wise? I know, you think that's different because your opinion is that they were right in that agenda, and so it's OK. Just not when someone else does it.

      His argument? The pork in the Sandy Relief bill. While laudable policy wise, playing political football with people's lives to make a point is exactly what's wrong with the GOP these days.

      But you can't bring yourself to simply assign the blame to the people who loaded up the Sandy bill with their own pork? They're not playing politics? Careful, your hypocrisy is showing.

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    22. Re:What? "We're sorry we got caught"? by pixelpusher220 · · Score: 1

      I didn't say the people who loaded the Sandy bill with pork were saints. The person who held up the aid over it is still the problem with getting the aid to the people who damned well needed it. That he then claimed the Texas flood aid was somehow 'different' is fucking hypocrisy

      You're of course implying there wasn't ample opportunity for Cruz to oppose pork barrel spending some other way without directly impacting the victims of a natural disaster. Uhuh, sure.....

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    23. Re:What? "We're sorry we got caught"? by FranTaylor · · Score: 2

      That new federal law was opposed by the people that didn't vote for it .... like forcing people to engage in business with insurers whether they want to or not

      “With regards to the individual mandate, the individual responsibility program that I proposed, I was very pleased that the compromise between the two houses includes the personal responsibility mandate" - Mitt Romney, 2006

      In the video released Wednesday night, Mr. Romney appears to share that view, at least as it relates to the Massachusetts plan.
      The individual mandate, he said, “is essential for bringing the health care costs down for everyone and getting everyone the health insurance they need.”

      Washington Post:

      George H.W. Bush put together a plan with an individual mandate, but left it on the shelf because there was no way it’d pass in a Democratic Congress.

    24. Re:What? "We're sorry we got caught"? by FranTaylor · · Score: 1

      It also led to difficulty for new patients trying to find primary care doctors and led to longer wait times for a good number of patients.

      more people attempting to go see their doctors is a GOOD thing

    25. Re: What? "We're sorry we got caught"? by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

      There's no european gallon, everything is metric.

      There's a UK gallon though that's larger than the US. But anyone not using the metric values is not sane when it comes to fuel consumption figures.

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    26. Re: What? "We're sorry we got caught"? by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

      The Swedish mile is 10km.

      But the UK and US miles are the same.

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    27. Re: What? "We're sorry we got caught"? by TBoon · · Score: 1

      European test are indeed stretched. The makers have had too long to figure out how to "cheat" on the tests. (Optimize for test conditions based on imaginary 70s traffic.) Hopefully the new testing cycle soon to be introduced will give better results.

      As an example, a couple of years ago I drove my moms "super efficient" VW Polo 3 cylider Diesel on a 5000km around Europe. According to the manual that car can achieve 78mpg. The best the trip computer ever told me was 67mpg, while I was doing 50mph for 15 minutes on a perfectly flat road in Denmark. (I reset it for testing.) On rural roads in Norway I got 60mpg for 3 hours. Blasting an average of 88mph for half an hour in Germany (meaning I really was bouncing between 70 and 110mph due to traffic) it told me 33mpg. Trip average was 50mpg, but besides those 15 minutes in Denmark I wasn't really trying to drive economical at all.

    28. Re: What? "We're sorry we got caught"? by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

      Both parties are fighting each other so hard that it looks stupid for any outsider.

      Soon it's starting to look like the civil war.

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    29. Re: What? "We're sorry we got caught"? by Sique · · Score: 2
      I have a four cylinder 1.6l TDI in my car (it's a Skoda, an appearently Europe-only subdivision of VW), and I sometimes get below 4 liter/100 km, which is about 60 mpg(US). And this is normal driving to a customer site about 60 km from my company. So yes, if a sticker advertised 60 mpg (actually, the sticker advertised less than 99 g/km carbon dioxide, which is about the same), I could agree in real world driving.

      And yes, it's easily possible to drive the fuel consumption up to 10 l/100 km (about 25 mpg) by inapprobriate driving.

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    30. Re: What? "We're sorry we got caught"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The miles are the same, but gallons are different

    31. Re: What? "We're sorry we got caught"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Every car does that. However, it spew far less also-cancer-causing PM than any car on sale in the US. American emission standards are just silly. They focus too much on one aspect (NOx) at the cost of all others. It me be effective from a protectionist point of view, but this comes at the cost of needless environmental and health damage.

    32. Re: What? "We're sorry we got caught"? by chihowa · · Score: 1

      That's the common wisdom, but in reality air resistance plays a much smaller role in fuel consumption than transmission gearing. Modern cars can get much better fuel economy at higher speeds if they are geared for it. Even my 15 year old cars get better fuel economy at 130 km/h than 100 km/h.

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    33. Re:What? "We're sorry we got caught"? by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      more people attempting to go see their doctors is a GOOD thing

      Not if the doctors are forced to reduce the quality of their services, and not if the doctors are forced to close their practices because the law is bankrupting them. How does my medical care improve if I used to be able to call my doctor and then promptly show up and be seen, but now I have to wait weeks or even months for an appointment? How is my care improved if the doctor I've been seeing for years is lost to me because the new law killed off the insurance plan I had, and the new (far more expensive) plans that are available no longer cover interactions with that doctor? How is any of that a "GOOD thing," especially when all of that deteriorating care is reflected in a tripling of my monthly premium and a quadrupling of my deductible in order to subsidize other people's use of the same services for which I have to pay?

      Your empty platitudes on the subject are pretty disingenuous.

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    34. Re: What? "We're sorry we got caught"? by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      The linked article was a US site. If they are using British gallons then they are truly morons.

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    35. Re: What? "We're sorry we got caught"? by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      If you have to be a hypermiler to get the results on the sticker, then the sticker is misleading.

      Not to say the tests aren't useful - it will still give you a pretty good idea when comparing vehicles - but don't try to compare the results to the completely-different US tests or to your own experience... most people don't remove their rear-view mirrors, over-inflate their tires, and tape up the gaps in the body work each time they drive their car.

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    36. Re: What? "We're sorry we got caught"? by MightyYar · · Score: 2

      What is the appropriate language to use when declining a left nut?

      Virtually the same protocol as the right nut.

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    37. Re: What? "We're sorry we got caught"? by RingDev · · Score: 1

      My '06 VW Golf TDi gets 42mpg when I do primarily highway driving.

      I met an actual hypermiler a few years ago. Chipped the car and swaped the 5 gear for a 6th gear out of a GLS. He pulled 56 mpg in an 05 Jetta TDI.

      -Rick

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    38. Re: What? "We're sorry we got caught"? by toadlife · · Score: 1

      it spew far less also-cancer-causing PM than any car on sale in the US.

      False.

      My Volt and many other cars sold in the U.S. destroy it. The Ampera, which is the European version of the Volt scores 27g/km of CO2 on European emissions tests, while the Bluemotion scores 102 g/km.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

      And VW was recently caught cheating on emissions tests. In the real world driving the EPA is alleging VW Diesel models are emitting 40x the legal amount of NOx allowed by EPA standards.

      These are not clean cars, by any measure.

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    39. Re:What? "We're sorry we got caught"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed and that reason is the not so latent racism in the GOP base over a black president and the lock step opposition to *anything* he proposed. Every major piece of the ACA was *favored* by the GOP, just not 'Obamacare'.

      I'm sorry, but this comment (and it's parent) are a bit devoid of reality. Clinton favored NAFTA, that doesn't mean the entire democratic party thought it was a good idea. If a republican comes along with NAFTA 2.0 and democrats balk saying "well its based on your party's idea, the only reason you'd oppose it is..." would be silly.

    40. Re:What? "We're sorry we got caught"? by wyHunter · · Score: 1

      And as someone who lived in the hades-hole of Massachusetts when it was implemented, it didn't work there and it's not working nationally. Oh, folks have cover BUT for those of modest means who aren't entitled to subsidies, well, they can't afford their 5K/year premium PLUS the 5K per year deductible, so...

    41. Re:What? "We're sorry we got caught"? by wyHunter · · Score: 1

      Um, at least in terms of jobs and wages, we ARE in a depression. I'd guess tht any 'economic growth' is actually growth that is done by companies with lots of offshoring - so it doesn't count . (I don't think economic calculations take into account outsourced work,i.e. I have a company that makes widgets with 99% of the manufacture done in Asia but 1% done here so it is 'made in usa.' BIngo, that's US gdp). When we actually have wage growth and genuinely, not artificially, low unemployment I'll think we aren't in a depression.

    42. Re: What? "We're sorry we got caught"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My Volt and many other cars sold in the U.S. destroy it. The Ampera, which is the European version of the Volt scores 27g/km of CO2 on European emissions tests, while the Bluemotion scores 102 g/km.

      CO2 emissions are completely orthogonal to PM emissions and destroying other cars is most certainly not environmentally friendly.

      And VW was recently caught cheating on emissions tests. In the real world driving the EPA is alleging VW Diesel models are emitting 40x the legal amount of NOx allowed by EPA standards.

      What part of "up to" do you not understand? And what makes you think Opel is not cheating? It is very likely that the majority of cars on the road can emit more pollutants in some real-world conditions than they do in the test cycle.

      These are not clean cars, by any measure.

      Well, except carbon monoxide, particulate matter, sulphur oxides and hydrocarbons of course. But I suppose those do not count if they happen not to fit your argument.

    43. Re: What? "We're sorry we got caught"? by WolfWithoutAClause · · Score: 0

      The question was 'mpg'; in which case it's the UK's mpg, because they use the mile and have a gallon which is bigger.

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    44. Re:What? "We're sorry we got caught"? by The+Real+Dr+John · · Score: 1

      Yeah, Obamacare, like Romneycare, was actually Health Insurance Company Care.

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    45. Re: What? "We're sorry we got caught"? by toadlife · · Score: 1

      CO2 emissions are completely orthogonal to PM emissions

      If you are arguing for Diesel, then PM is the worst comparison you can make. Diesel cars emit at least an order of magnitude more PM that gasoline cars do.

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    46. Re:What? "We're sorry we got caught"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's a reason that Pelosi, Reid and Obama had to ram that law through using procedural shenanigans

      Indeed and that reason is the not so latent racism in the GOP base over a black president and the lock step opposition to *anything* he proposed. Every major piece of the ACA was *favored* by the GOP, just not 'Obamacare'.

      Also note, the meeting with all the GOP players on the night of Obama's inauguration to 'oppose anything he did'. They knew that if they cooperated at all, Obama would get credit for saving the country from depression and become a transformative icon of history; and of course discredit the GOP agenda for decades to come.

      So they played politics with basically everything. The extreme of which was Sen. Cruz voting against funding for Hurricane Sandy relief money...and then demanding quick aid when Texas was hit by floods. His argument? The pork in the Sandy Relief bill. While laudable policy wise, playing political football with people's lives to make a point is exactly what's wrong with the GOP these days.

      So, you are telling me they could have saved the country from depression, and chose not to, so they could spite a political rival?

    47. Re:What? "We're sorry we got caught"? by pixelpusher220 · · Score: 1

      Assume you're implying politicians do this all the time? perhaps but not when this damn much was on the line.

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    48. Re: What? "We're sorry we got caught"? by uninformedLuddite · · Score: 1

      Your volt is a terrible polluter if you are prepared to take manufacturing into the equation. It's the hashtag activism of the road.

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    49. Re:What? "We're sorry we got caught"? by uninformedLuddite · · Score: 1

      Let me guess it's the black pixels you push. WTF how does this get +5 informative. There is no way in hell that Dice isn;t pushing their agenda through modding it's so fucking obvious these days.

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    50. Re:What? "We're sorry we got caught"? by pixelpusher220 · · Score: 1

      Feel free to come up with another explanation for the abject demonization of Obama from before he even got into office. He's a socialist! He's a communist! He's a Muslim! He's Kenyan! Terrorist Fist Bump anyone?

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    51. Re: What? "We're sorry we got caught"? by toddestan · · Score: 1

      Gearing does play a pretty big role. One of the reasons why automatic versions beat the manual versions of the same car is because the overdrive in the automatic almost always has a lower ratio than the top gear on the manual version.

      With that said, my car (typical 4 door sedan with a 2.0L 4 cylinder engine, automatic) gets its best mileage at about 50 MPH or so.

  3. That'll teach you... by bob_super · · Score: 4, Insightful

    When Toyota had the audacity of becoming number 1, their CEO got dragged in front of the US congress about some acceleration issues.
    VW just made the mistake of becoming number 1, and suddenly we discover they've been cheating at emissions. Expect a congress hearing and lots of demands for sanctions.

    Was there a punishment when GM recently had a major oops?

    1. Re:That'll teach you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Was there a punishment when GM recently had a major oops?

      Nope, their whole ignition switch failure was swept under the rug with only about 20 million vehicles recalled, and a paltry 900 million dollar forfeiture.

    2. Re:That'll teach you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The USA is Number 1 in everything! USA! USA! USA!

    3. Re:That'll teach you... by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 5, Insightful

      cheating at emissions

      This wasn't just some simple "cheating" . . . this was large scale "fraud". If the Feds in the US wanted to, they could RICO VW. That would essentially put them out of business in the US. But VW has a puny market share in the US, when compared to other foreign auto producers in the VW or Audi price range. So the government in the US is probably thinking of what the collateral damage would be for VW car dealerships, independent mechanics, etc. VW got the worst possible penalty that anyone can levy: the VW stock got mauled. Their brand has been emasculated.

      But the worst is yet to come. Germans take their reputation for great engineering very seriously. The German government is now pissed off at this as well. For Americans, this would be like a team cheating in the Super Bowl. Germans and their cars, have a relationship like Americans do with their guns.

      The CEO of VW can start cleaning out his desk, and a bunch of executives will be headless in the coming weeks, as well. That serves them right. However, in typical corporate fashion, VW will end up firing ordinary, innocent workers, who had nothing to do with the fraud at all.

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    4. Re:That'll teach you... by turbidostato · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "Nope, their whole ignition switch failure was swept under the rug with only about 20 million vehicles recalled, and a paltry 900 million dollar forfeiture."

      So here we are talking about 500.000 cars instead of 20.000.000 (40x less) but the fines could reach 18.000.000.000 instead of 900.000.000 (20x more).

      Overall German-based WV may be fined 800x more per car than US-based GM.

      Quite interesting.

    5. Re:That'll teach you... by tipo159 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The CEO of VW can start cleaning out his desk, and a bunch of executives will be headless in the coming weeks, as well. That serves them right. However, in typical corporate fashion, VW will end up firing ordinary, innocent workers, who had nothing to do with the fraud at all.

      Written by someone who does not understand the on-going boardroom drama at VW.

      The VW Group CEO (Winterkorn) recently came out ahead in a boardroom battle in April. I have to wonder if his Winterkorn's opponent (Piech) knew that this was coming.

    6. Re:That'll teach you... by TsuruchiBrian · · Score: 1

      So you are saying that these claims are made up? Or that if VW wasn't #1 (not even sure if this is true), that they wouldn't be held accountable?

    7. Re:That'll teach you... by ksheff · · Score: 1

      That would essentially put them out of business in the US. But VW has a puny market share in the US, when compared to other foreign auto producers in the VW or Audi price range. So the government in the US is probably thinking of what the collateral damage would be for VW car dealerships, independent mechanics, etc.

      VW also manufactures vehicles in the US, so if they were to go out of business in the US, that plant would have to close.

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    8. Re: That'll teach you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Really? One was basically fraud the other is a component flaw... They are both car companies but that's where the similarity ends.

    9. Re:That'll teach you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You Slashdot folks are a bunch of imbeciles.

      The VW potential fine is from the EPA, not the NHTSA as it was for GM and Toyota. Different organizations with different laws and regulations involved.

      There could still be criminal charges brought by federal and state governments over this incident. Also, the $18B being talked about would be the maximum, but not likely, and it is a federal civil fine for violating the Clean Air Act. There could be additional fines levied from states and there will most certainly be class action lawsuits. The $900M in the GM case was to settle the criminal case bought by the DoJ. If that case was allowed to continue and the government won, GM could have been saddled with a far larger monetary liability.

      If you want to see the penalties for the types of acts committed by GM and Toyota, petition Congress.

    10. Re:That'll teach you... by ThatsLoseNotLoose · · Score: 4, Insightful

      GM only killed people.

      VW committed a far worse crime. They offended the regulators.

    11. Re:That'll teach you... by WolfWithoutAClause · · Score: 1

      Actually VW will have killed people with this.

      Air pollution is actually a massive cause of death in the US, particularly in LA.

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    12. Re:That'll teach you... by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      Of course all that by far the majority of people care about, will they finally go after the psychopathic executives that scored big bonuses by doing this or will those frauds just laugh as their foolish investors get punished for the fraud of the executives. How about finally for once, custodial sentences for the executives who made the decisions and implemented the fraud.

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    13. Re:That'll teach you... by jerryjnormandin · · Score: 1

      there are criminal charges pending because they comitted fraud. I own a 2014 TDI. 80mph in 6th gear averaging 56mpg in low traffic and 50 - 65mph 42-47 mpg in moderate traffic. But they sold a lie. I want a refund.

    14. Re:That'll teach you... by Khyber · · Score: 0

      "VW also manufactures vehicles in the US, so if they were to go out of business in the US, that plant would have to close."

      Good, maybe our workforce can be put to use making fucking domestic products instead of making foreign products for foreign companies that violate our laws.

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    15. Re:That'll teach you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      BWAHAHA.

      Because your domestic companies don't violate your laws at least as much.
      Heck, your own government constantly violates your laws, and wipes their backside with the constitution to boot.

    16. Re:That'll teach you... by Solandri · · Score: 1

      The GM fine was for a design defect which the company refused to acknowledge. The Toyota fine was due to loose (defective) floor mats which happened to coincide with overblown hype about unintended acceleration (it is physically impossible for the engine to overpower the brakes, and the most famous incident was fabricated by someone trying to make money off it).

      This VW diesel thing is about deliberately cheating on emissions tests, not some unforeseen defect. I'd be very surprised if the fine was less than what GM and Toyota had to pay. And I expect we'll see criminal charges at some point since this was deliberate.

    17. Re:That'll teach you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Didn't GM have smog pumps in certain models to lower the concentration of NOx during emission tests?

    18. Re: That'll teach you... by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

      There are two kinds, the ones with revealed crimes and those not yet revealed.

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    19. Re:That'll teach you... by stooo · · Score: 1

      No chance of escape ? USA builds prison walls around cities now ?

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    20. Re:That'll teach you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not quite. There are manifold health effects, to people where particulates lodge deep in the lung or enter the cardiovascular system, and to pollinators which are already under other stresses.

      Robbie D. Girling, Inka Lusebrink, Emily Farthing, Tracey A. Newman, Guy M. Poppy. Diesel exhaust rapidly degrades floral odours used by honeybees. Scientific Reports, 2013; 3 DOI: 10.1038/srep02779

    21. Re:That'll teach you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, manufacturing cars. Making crappy cars that spend more time in warranty repair than actually driving is something Alfa Romeo, Renault and American manufacturers specialise in.

    22. Re:That'll teach you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For Americans, this would be like a team cheating in the Super Bowl.

      So VW should get a several game suspension that's later overturned by a court?

    23. Re:That'll teach you... by iwaybandit · · Score: 2

      The U.S. is going after Germany's top automaker. It's not about the emissions, what does the U.S. really want?

      My bet is that Greece needs a bit more bail-out money because Goldman-Sachs would have a bad quarter if Greece exited the E.U. Let me hedge my bet, now. The Bundesbank wants to repatriate gold held by J.P. Morgan and they're a little short on the stuff these days. Can't let them default, can we?

      Captcha: circus

    24. Re:That'll teach you... by yodleboy · · Score: 1

      "So here we are talking about 500.000 cars instead of 20.000.000"

      VW internal investigation has revealed 'discrepancies' in 11 million cars. This could be a bit bigger than initially reported. http://money.cnn.com/2015/09/2...

    25. Re:That'll teach you... by drew870mitchell · · Score: 1

      "No chance of escape" is a bit much, but so is "USA builds prison walls around cities" as a response. Moving is expensive and hard. You can't run a society on the premise that everybody is capable of doing expensive and hard things always and without error.

    26. Re:That'll teach you... by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      The VW diesel thing is also a design defect. It was designed not to be detected. Clearly that didn't work.

    27. Re:That'll teach you... by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      I saw a documentary on the one around LA almost 20 years ago. It was a follow up to an earlier documentary on New York

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    28. Re:That'll teach you... by DarkOx · · Score: 1

      Probably not a big issue. My guess is some other automaker possibly one of the Chinese companies that have been making noise about wanting to enter the US market would see it as an opportunity to pick up a facility that would require minimal retooling with a skilled workforce near by waiting to be hired, again at probably favorable rates as they would be faced with the alternative of leaving or changing careers themselves otherwise.

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    29. Re:That'll teach you... by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      GM deliberately covered up their ignition-switch defect, and in so doing, deliberately murdered people.

      Why cheating on an emissions test warrants a far higher penalty than murder, I for one would like to know. I'm not excusing VW, but killing people is much worse to me than cheating on emissions tests.

    30. Re:That'll teach you... by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Good, maybe our workforce can be put to use making fucking domestic products instead of making foreign products for foreign companies that violate our laws.

      Sounds nice, but Americans suck at designing and manufacturing cars on their own. Proof: decades of garbage from Chrysler, Ford, and GM. Exception: Tesla.

      So unless you're proposing that Tesla take over the factory, this is a bad idea.

      This doesn't mean that American factory workers suck; to the contrary, they do just fine with the right management. Tesla makes great cars in California, but also other foreign makers like VW, Honda, Toyota, etc. make high-quality cars in American plants too. But the American Big 3's products made in the US all suck.

    31. Re:That'll teach you... by hink · · Score: 1

      One could argue that GM was negligent by using a switch that they eventually realized was not good enough. Their "crime" was trying to hide a failure mode that ,by itself, is not directly regulated. Reporting the failures was what they didn't do. Whether they did it because they were cheap or lazy, we will never really know.

      VW appears to have WILLFULLY deceived and circumvented federal emissions standards and laws. The emissions are directly regulated. Unless VW hangs out some poor programmer who did all of the bad code "strictly on his own".

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    32. Re:That'll teach you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd bet that is bullshit.

      VW tried for years to get the USA to adopt low sulfur diesel that their best TDI engines needed, but was fought at every turn by the truck lobby who just wanted cheap fuel. I would bet money that the total pollution from VW's diesel engines in a year is but a fraction of that from trucks (in the USA). And don't get me started on the shitty 80s Cadalliacs that are still on the road.

    33. Re:That'll teach you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow..I believe you need your tin foil hat adjusted.

    34. Re:That'll teach you... by Tailhook · · Score: 1

      I for one would like to know

      Offending the environmental activ^Hbureaucrats and their noble regulations makes for great Green Theater. You can kill all the bumkins you want, but don't mess with the Green Police. Such are our priorities, right or wrong. Just so you know, this is not a surprise to many of us; not sure why you had trouble figuring it out before now.

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    35. Re:That'll teach you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well 2100 people per year die from diesel pollution this covers every single form of diesel pollution in the us including shipping. A single ship pollutes as much as 50million cars. So I honestly believe that if you remove every diesel VW affected you will save 0 lives and its a complete wast of time.
      http://gas2.org/2009/06/03/one-container-ship-pollutes-as-much-as-50-million-cars/
      Get your facts right before making blanket statements.

    36. Re:That'll teach you... by WolfWithoutAClause · · Score: 1

      At the moment, my back of the envelope calculation suggests that VW probably killed more people in the UK alone with this from air pollution in just the last year than died from GM's stupid switch over a far longer period. The thing is that in the UK diesel cars are really popular, and Golfs are fairly popular, but they pump out 10-40x more NOx than the other cars, which means that their NOx pollution will tend to dominate the overall numbers.

      In the UK tens of thousands of people die each year die from air pollution related illnesses; and a large amount of that is NOx related... 8-(

      I need to get firm numbers on each of those bits to confirm it, but it looks pretty worrying.

      It may even be worse in France, diesels are super, super popular in France.

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    37. Re:That'll teach you... by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Wall that's fine then, we all know the Chinese would never pull a stunt like this. Plastic in baby milk is one thing, but there's a line even they won't cross.

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  4. Re:Another 40 years before we see popular diesel c by Dzimas · · Score: 5, Informative

    The Audi A3 is one of the models implicated in this scam. It appears that it includes any VW and Audi vehicles that don't have a urea injection system.

  5. CRAP! I have one of those. by Paleolibertarian · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I suppose I'll have to get my firmware updated which will cut my performance down. I could decline the recall but then I probably wouldn't be able to pass the emissions here in CA to get my tag renewed.

    Goodby 42 MPG.

    1. Re:CRAP! I have one of those. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Based on summary - you will pass emission test easily:)

    2. Re:CRAP! I have one of those. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Surely someone will come up with a programmer that can flash the old firmware after you take it in for inspection and return the new firmware to have it inspected???

    3. Re:CRAP! I have one of those. by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      All the neck-beard hipster blather ...

      This is funny. I always thought that "neck-beards" and "hipsters" were pretty much polar opposites. I had no idea that a single person could be both.

    4. Re:CRAP! I have one of those. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The whole point of the software is that it turns off the emissions junk to save you gas and get you better performance but reactivates it when your car is being tested.

      It's the best of both worlds.

    5. Re:CRAP! I have one of those. by BitterOak · · Score: 2

      Based on summary - you will pass emission test easily:)

      No, I'm sure the emission testing folks will know about this car and will make sure it has the recall installed before testing.

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    6. Re:CRAP! I have one of those. by Tailhook · · Score: 1
      http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/...

      Neckbeards are commonly associated with hipster stereotypes and Internet addicts who frequent websites like 4chan and Reddit.

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    7. Re:CRAP! I have one of those. by sims+2 · · Score: 1

      Up next VW cars fuel economy gauge's found to be incorrect......Wait that's really a thing?? http://www.edmunds.com/fuel-ec...

      Crap I thought I was going to be able to make a prediction here but it already happened darn.

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    8. Re:CRAP! I have one of those. by SoCalChris · · Score: 1

      When did California start requiring smog checks on diesels?

    9. Re:CRAP! I have one of those. by Paleolibertarian · · Score: 1

      This is correct. I have never seen 42 MPG in actuality. I drive 75-80 mph on the highway so my mileage is more like 34 mpg. I can go over 500 miles on one 14.5 gallon tank of diesel which is pretty darn good for a car which has excellent performance and handling. Unfortunately my bladder won't go 500 miles so I have to stop at least twice without buying fuel for each time I do. I feel guilty about using the facilities so I usually buy a big diet coke which just fills my bladder sooner. Oh what to do???

    10. Re:CRAP! I have one of those. by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      Emissions testing has nothing to do with milage testing. It just means the car is a little dirtier than people thought.

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    11. Re:CRAP! I have one of those. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, you kicked the fuck out of that strawman you just constructed. US cars are fucking shit BTW. That's why no other country buys them.

    12. Re:CRAP! I have one of those. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Invest in some adult diapers.

    13. Re:CRAP! I have one of those. by slew · · Score: 2

      When did California start requiring smog checks on diesels?

      AFAIK, since 2010, CA has required diesels newer than 1998 model year to go to smog check stations. I think they just check the OBDC and to a visual inspection (EVAP and smoke).

    14. Re:CRAP! I have one of those. by Paleolibertarian · · Score: 1

      I think only diesels older than 1990 (don't quote me.) are exempt. My 1989 Dodge diesel truck is dirtier than heck and doesn't have to get tested for anything. I have to get my VW tested every 2 years. My wifes gasser is exempt for 5 or six years I think. It's only a year old though. I just renewed my tags so I have a year to figure out what to do. Maybe somebody will hack a cheater program or I can move out of state which is looking like a better option than living in the People's Republic of Taxifornia.

    15. Re:CRAP! I have one of those. by TWX · · Score: 2

      Emissions, power, and fuel economy have a lot to do with each other. Running lean versus running rich versus getting the balance just right will affect different kinds of emissions and power output for a given amount of fuel burned, and different modes (acceleration, maintaining speed, coasting) are not operated the same way either.

      What I suspect is that they were running these cars hella-rich on acceleration to give them the power that people wanted, and possibly running them lean while maintaining speed or coasting to attempt to regain the fuel economy lost during acceleration. That would give them poor emissions in two different ways.

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    16. Re:CRAP! I have one of those. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Move to a state that does not do that stupid shit.

    17. Re: CRAP! I have one of those. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hipster: Effeminate beta-male overly concerned with fashion and Apple products.

      Neckbeard: overweight slob and Internet addict who still lives with his mom at age 36.

      HTH

    18. Re:CRAP! I have one of those. by Khyber · · Score: 1, Informative

      Well, with "Paleo" in your name, I'm quite guaranteed you don't have a clue what you're talking about. As if you had a fucking clue what "Paleo" really means.

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    19. Re:CRAP! I have one of those. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, with "Paleo" in your name, I'm quite guaranteed you don't have a clue what you're talking about. As if you had a fucking clue what "Paleo" really means.

      That's rich. At least the parent can spell it.

      A Paelo Vegan could create a singularity of smug and annoying and douchey so powerful that it could destroy the entire w

    20. Re: CRAP! I have one of those. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Neckbeard = Linux zealots,gamergate's, MRA's, dudebro culture and the label is never embraced.
      Hipster = Apple fanboys, and label is sometimes embraced

      The thing is, this is slashdot, so neckbeards don't know they are neckbeards unless they're wearing a Trilby and calling it a Fedora.

      I jest, but seriously, Neckbeard has the same connotation as "hillbilly" and "redneck" only they're tech-savvy.

    21. Re:CRAP! I have one of those. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Found the dyslexic.

    22. Re:CRAP! I have one of those. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      just dont bring your crappy laws with you. flippin californians moving out of state to "get away from the crap" then insisting where they move pass the same fucked up laws that is driving cali bankrupt. Stay there and keep your laws and takes to yourselves

      - the rest of the US.

    23. Re:CRAP! I have one of those. by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      This is correct. I have never seen 42 MPG in actuality. I drive 75-80 mph on the highway so my mileage is more like 34 mpg.

      Yup. At that speed, most of your power is being used to push air out of the way. Add another 10 MPH, and you should be hitting the 20's.

      http://sciencelearn.org.nz/Sci...

      It's pretty dramatic.

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    24. Re:CRAP! I have one of those. by jerryjnormandin · · Score: 5, Insightful

      diesel is different from gasoline. optimizing power and performance has a lot to do with fuel injection timing. We tested my 2014 TDI at a local shop. NOx was higher when tested with just a probe in the exhaust... when connected to the state inspection system you can smell the DPF regen cycle kicking (fuel is injected in the exhaust and ignited to incinerate ash collected in the DPF) in and the engine fuel injection timing changed. NOx was low. But injection on the early side results in performance loss and lower mpg.

    25. Re:CRAP! I have one of those. by jerryjnormandin · · Score: 1

      Dumb A$$ . I'm not a hipster. I bought a tdi for a longer commute. crusing at 80mph at 56mpg. car made sense. I didn't know VW was cheating the system. I want a full refund... I'll buy another Wrangler and find another job closer to home.

    26. Re:CRAP! I have one of those. by jerryjnormandin · · Score: 1

      I am working on getting VW to buy my car back. They committed fraud.

    27. Re:CRAP! I have one of those. by Solandri · · Score: 1

      The diesel models in question don't use a urea (Ad-Blue) injection system to reduce NOx emissions. Faced with the potential liability of nearly half a million diesel VW owners wanting to return their cars, I think VW best choice will turn out to be doing the right (if financially painful) thing. Come up with a way to retrofit all those cars with a urea-injection system, issue a recall which installs the system for free, give free urea refills (about $40/10,000 miles), and maybe a small cash compensation for the slight decrease in trunk space.

      That'll let you keep the 42 MPG while complying with EPA emissions standards. And I suspect it'll be a lot cheaper for VW than the potential payout for owner lawsuits.

    28. Re:CRAP! I have one of those. by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      How much is that reduced performance and the health damage you suffered in the mean time worth? I'm sure lawsuits are already being drafted, can someone put a figure on it?

      Devaluation of the car
      Loss of performance
      Extra fuel bought over its lifetime
      Health damage
      Local environmental damage?

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    29. Re:CRAP! I have one of those. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was awesome, thx!

    30. Re:CRAP! I have one of those. by DarkOx · · Score: 1

      I don't know about CA but where I used to live in Ohio the folks doing the testing knew enough to plug in the ODBII connected and run the thing up to 55mph on the dyno and not much else. I highly doubt they would have the capability to check the firmware on site.

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    31. Re:CRAP! I have one of those. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, some of the affected vehicles DO have the urea systems, including the 2015 Golf that I own. The data from the UWV tests that tipped off the EPA suggest that they don't over-pollute as much (maybe more like the 10x part of the scale than the 40x), but they'll need some fixing, too.

    32. Re:CRAP! I have one of those. by randallman · · Score: 1

      So if you don't use early injection, how do you clean the DPF when it gets clogged? Or do the higher combustion temperatures (that produce more NOx) also prevent ash from clogging the DPF?

    33. Re:CRAP! I have one of those. by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Actually, Teslas are really popular in Norway. Of course, I don't think that's what you meant by "US cars"....

    34. Re:CRAP! I have one of those. by sconeu · · Score: 1

      You don't know what you're talking about.

      My Jetta TDi spent a month complaining that the AdBlue was about to run out, and warning me that it would not start should such a thing happen.

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    35. Re:CRAP! I have one of those. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't you have anything else to say you whiny stupid dickless, ballless and shit eating dimwit.

    36. Re:CRAP! I have one of those. by countach · · Score: 1

      I suspect it would cost $5000 per car to do that, and a lot of these cars aren't worth $5000 any more. When you think of all the modifications necessary, it isn't trivial. Assuming the feds actually force VW to fix it, and don't let it slide with a fine only, the best thing VW could probably do is buy the cars back and sell them somewhere else in the world who doesn't care about this.

    37. Re:CRAP! I have one of those. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And it is purely for tax reasons.

    38. Re:CRAP! I have one of those. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hipsters rarely own cars and if they do, it's usually a huge old Volvo. A Volkswagen would be far too normal, practical and un-artsy.

    39. Re:CRAP! I have one of those. by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      No, it's not "purely" for tax reasons. Gas/petrol/diesel cars get a big tax because of their environmental effects, and Teslas don't because they're electic, so the Teslas don't look so expensive. The tax makes sense because it makes the polluters responsible for their mess, instead of socialistically subsidizing their choice and making the rest of society pay for it.

    40. Re:CRAP! I have one of those. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The diesel models in question don't use a urea (Ad-Blue) injection system to reduce NOx emissions. Faced with the potential liability of nearly half a million diesel VW owners wanting to return their cars, I think VW best choice will turn out to be doing the right (if financially painful) thing. Come up with a way to retrofit all those cars with a urea-injection system, issue a recall which installs the system for free, give free urea refills (about $40/10,000 miles), and maybe a small cash compensation for the slight decrease in trunk space.

      That'll let you keep the 42 MPG while complying with EPA emissions standards. And I suspect it'll be a lot cheaper for VW than the potential payout for owner lawsuits.

      I own a 2015 Jetta TDI, it already has a AdBlue tank and injection setup. I also average 38 mpg in mixed city highway( mostly city) and 49 on long highway trips.

    41. Re:CRAP! I have one of those. by uninformedLuddite · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't be hard to have both in play and toggle between versions based on needs of the day.

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  6. Don't take it in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    VW is a lot more afraid of EPA than it is of you, so if the recall "fix" makes your TDI run like shit then so be it.

    Don't assume they won't do it if you're taking it in for something unrelated either. You can be absolutely certain the terms with EPA will be to apply it in all cases, without asking.

    Just some friendly advice. In the immediate future you should regard your VW as hostile and willing to mess up your vehicle. Let the other suckers learn what happens before you find out the hard way.

  7. Re:Has the Nazi Party Reemerged? by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 2

    You must be confused: the Nazis would never stoop so low as to lie about fuel economy...

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  8. Why does the U.S. hate diesel so much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The only remotely affordable passenger vehicle with a diesel motor, and bam. What a drag.

    1. Re:Why does the U.S. hate diesel so much? by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 1

      The only remotely affordable passenger vehicle with a diesel motor, and bam. What a drag.

      If the affected cars on the road are recalled and reprogrammed to improve emissions all of the time, it'll feel like quite a drag indeed.

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    2. Re:Why does the U.S. hate diesel so much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does this mean VW and other brand diesel cars sold in other parts of the world pollute a lot, or are the US standards really strict?

    3. Re:Why does the U.S. hate diesel so much? by cirby · · Score: 4, Interesting

      US standards are pretty strict in comparison to Europe.

      Part of the reason VW got caught was that the people doing the testing were looking at European diesel cars, found they polluted more than they should, and decided to test US cars for comparison.

    4. Re:Why does the U.S. hate diesel so much? by Paleolibertarian · · Score: 1

      Most trucks are diesel and emit visible carbon smoke that riles people up. They think that it is polluting the air more when in actuality the carbon in the smoke is a solid particle and gets precipitated out of the air quickly. It's the stuff you can't see that is the problem.

      My VW doesn't emit anything visible at all BTW and you cannot smell the diesel characteristic of many big trucks. The NOX may be a problem but I have yet to suffer from it at all and I HAVE asthma.

    5. Re:Why does the U.S. hate diesel so much? by FranTaylor · · Score: 1

      They think that it is polluting the air more when in actuality the carbon in the smoke is a solid particle and gets precipitated out of the air quickly.

      the particles also lodge in people's lungs, causing a whole host of respiratory issues.

    6. Re:Why does the U.S. hate diesel so much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      US standards are designed to practically outlaw diesel engines. It's an implicit form of protectionism, since American manufacturers don't sell diesel cars in the US. For petrol engines, they are less strict than European standards.

  9. Companies Auditing their own code? by BoRegardless · · Score: 1

    Do they do it?

  10. Does this at least mean.... by mark-t · · Score: 4, Insightful

    .... that testers will stop trusting a car's own reports about its emissions?

    If not, nothing was learned here. Either by accident or intentionally, it will happen again, eventually.

    1. Re:Does this at least mean.... by Dan+East · · Score: 2

      My understanding is that the car actually does have better emissions in a certain "mode", which is enabled when various parameters hint that testing is being performed (IE the car is on a dynamo). Inputs cited are steering changes (if the steering wheel doesn't budge as you gradually go from 0 to 65 MPH, then it's probably on a dynamo), barometric changes (sensitive to even the slightest changes in elevation or as airspeed increases, which, again, are static when on a dynamo), etc. That is one of the reasons the car gets better MPG in real world than advertised, because it produces more HP and drives better when the emissions controls are turned off.

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    2. Re:Does this at least mean.... by jerryjnormandin · · Score: 2

      I own one of the vehicles in the recall. It's test mode where DPF regen occurs more often and fuel is injected earlier in the powerstroke than normal for a hotter burn to reduce NOx. earlier in the power stroke results in less mpg and less performance. So I want a full refund. They committed fraud.

    3. Re:Does this at least mean.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How the hell would that affect you if you actually get good mileage in everyday use?

    4. Re:Does this at least mean.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They advertised a certain performance under certain conditions. You don't get that performance under those conditions - when those conditions are met you actually get a far worse performance than advertised.

      They made a bunch of false promises and hide that fact by deliberately playing a shell game.

    5. Re:Does this at least mean.... by mark-t · · Score: 1

      You didn't read the post very carefully, it said that in order to obtain lower emissions, it reduces its own performance, and on the vehicles that are being recalled, this only happens when the car is being tested. Performance-wise, the car may still perform exactly as advertised the real world. They aren't lying about performance, they are lying about their emissions.

    6. Re:Does this at least mean.... by sconeu · · Score: 1

      So? I paid a large amount of money for
      1) Meets CA emissions standards,
      2) Has performance of X
      3) Has MPG of Y

      Before the fix a have a car that meets 2) and 3), but fails 1).

      After the fix, I will have a car that

      1) Meets CA emissions standards
      2) Has performance of W
      3) Has MPG of Z

      Where W < X and Z < Y. In other words, before the fix, I do not have what I paid for, and after the fix, I will not have what I paid for. How is this NOT fraud?

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    7. Re:Does this at least mean.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Simple, you don't get that "fix" and have good performance and MPG.
      Those emission standards surely are bullshit you shouldn't personally care about anyway. That VW sure as hell is still more environment friendly than all those 5 MPG gas guzzling pick-ups y'all are driving.

    8. Re:Does this at least mean.... by mark-t · · Score: 1
      As for caring about emissions, that's all very well and good, but the previous post to which I had responded was only lamenting about inferior performance, which wouldn't even happen in real world conditions and will only be an issue if the fix that VW offers on recalled models simply worsens the performance of the vehicle to comply with the emissions standards. Since the recall has only just happened, we do not yet know that is what VW will do. It wouldn't surprise me that they may do this, but that still hasn't actually happened yet, and you can't (rightfully) sue someone over an action that you are only expecting them to do in the future but they haven't actually done, no matter how certain you are that will be the outcome. If their actions are truly inevitable, it would make sense to prepare to sue them, but unless you are going to sue them now for fraudulent claims about their emissions, you have no real case against them until they come back with a fix that actually (and provably) worsens the performance of your vehicle.

      But yes, of course it's fraud.

  11. what are the criminal charges? by sumdumass · · Score: 2

    No I didn't RTFS but exactly what would the criminal charges be in a case like this? There was something similar a while back in which some car maker used a distinct programing settings in the ECM which allowed fuel economy to be inflated but shipped a different version so the consumer didn't complain the car was a turd in performance. As far as I know, the only thing that came of that was a change in economy measurement standards and revised estimates.

    1. Re:what are the criminal charges? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Can you say "Fraud"??? Sure, I knew you could...

    2. Re:what are the criminal charges? by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      http://www.nytimes.com/1995/12...

      That one with Caddy in the '90s? No criminal charges. They programmed the ECU to recognize the test cycle and modify the programming to game the test. Similar to the issue here, but not exactly.

      They shipped what was tested. If your daily driving happened to match the test cycle exactly, it was theoretically possible to trigger the hidden code, but in practice, it probably never happened.

    3. Re:what are the criminal charges? by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Who was defrauded, and what were the damages?

    4. Re:what are the criminal charges? by Copid · · Score: 1

      I think there's a good argument to be made that a lot of buyers were defrauded. The product they're driving doesn't have the performance characteristics they thought it did, and that's due to deliberate deception. I would not be a happy car owner if I had one of those models right now.

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    5. Re:what are the criminal charges? by sconeu · · Score: 1

      Specifically, the argument is here.

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    6. Re:what are the criminal charges? by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      That argument is predicated on assumptions. Even in a mandatory recall, that's not mandatory. So if they are recalled to be "broken" by the fix, simply don't take your car in.

      And what are the damages? 100% of the car's value in damages if the performance is 1% below rated? Does this apply to an individual who got a lemon, or only apply to a large issue?

      I still don't see actual damages. Are these being tested by CA and ruled illegal? If not, then #1 in the argument is false, removing any damages at all, and a lie with no damages isn't fraud, it's just a lie.

    7. Re:what are the criminal charges? by toddestan · · Score: 1

      Well, according to the linked article, what happened is that the Cadillacs were originally designed to be within compliance, but because of this they tended to stall when the heat or A/C was on. So GM's solution was have the car use more fuel when the climate control was on, which fixed the stalling issue but caused the car to go out of compliance. But GM know the tests were run with the climate control turned off, and figured they would not get caught. So in Cadillac's case, they weren't designed with a some special test-beating hidden mode, but rather GM just took advantage of the fact that they knew certain features of the car weren't tested. Quite a bit different that what you assert...

      The odd part is that the article implies that if Cadillac had informed the EPA they had modified the car's programming so that it went out of compliance, they wouldn't have gotten in trouble.

  12. Just a firmware fix? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is there any reason to expect that a simple firmware fix is even possible? With the stories of the actual emissions being 40x legal, some hardware might be required.

    1. Re:Just a firmware fix? by phantomfive · · Score: 3, Funny

      The firmware changed to pass while it was being tested, so it seems the fix will be to leave the car in 'test' mode permanently. Apparently performance will suffer when that happens, but that doesn't really matter when you're stuck in a line of traffic on the freeway.......

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    2. Re:Just a firmware fix? by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 2

      The firmware changed to pass while it was being tested, so it seems the fix will be to leave the car in 'test' mode permanently. Apparently performance will suffer when that happens, but that doesn't really matter when you're stuck in a line of traffic on the freeway.......

      It's a compression/peak flame temperature thing. With the high compression of a diesel engine, max economy comes at the expense of NOxide emissions.

      Here is a really nice explanation of the parameters involved. It''s an old pdf scan of typewritten pages, but very clear and understandable

      http://web.anl.gov/PCS/acsfuel...

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  13. Didn't RTFA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    But I'm guessing the apology was something along the lines of:

    "We're sorry we were caught."

  14. Why by phantomfive · · Score: 1

    Why did they do this? Did they think they could get away with it?

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    1. Re:Why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why did they do this? Did they think they could get away with it?

      uhhhh, Yea!!!

    2. Re:Why by burtosis · · Score: 1

      Umm looks like they got away with it for years.

  15. Re:Another 40 years before we see popular diesel c by Elder+Entropist · · Score: 1

    that don't have a urea injection system.

    I'm guessing that peeing into the gas tank isn't an option.

  16. To Quote "The Wrath of Kahn" by bobbied · · Score: 2

    Saavik: On the test, sir... will you tell me what you did? I would really like to know.

    McCoy: Lieutenant, you are looking at the only Starfleet cadet who ever beat the no-win scenario.

    Saavik: How?

    Kirk: I reprogrammed the simulation so it was possible......

    Saavik: What?

    David Marcus: He cheated.

    Kirk: I changed the conditions of the test; got a commendation for original thinking. I don't like to lose.

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    1. Re:To Quote "The Wrath of Kahn" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kirk: I reprogrammed the simulation so it was possible......

      That doesn't sound right. Few managers or captains can code, let alone hack!

    2. Re:To Quote "The Wrath of Kahn" by mrbester · · Score: 0

      In Starfleet, captains can (and frequently do) take any station and operate it as well as anyone else, with the exception of medical (not counting Capt. Crusher). Rewriting "subroutines" is easy.

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    3. Re:To Quote "The Wrath of Kahn" by x0ra · · Score: 1

      no, asking the computer to reprogram them is easy.

    4. Re:To Quote "The Wrath of Kahn" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Captains are men of action so they will never be "miracle workers."

    5. Re:To Quote "The Wrath of Kahn" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Computer, execute subroutine "owned"

    6. Re:To Quote "The Wrath of Kahn" by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Have you never watched Star Trek? Probably the most unrealistic thing in the whole show (even more unrealistic than warp drive and various technobabble) was that nearly everyone was hyper-competent. You never saw any idiots or incompetent people in it, except for some of the red-shirts in TOS of course. All the officers were really smart and really good at everything they did.

      In the real world, it's amazing things work as well as they do because most people are pretty much incompetent.

  17. Check out VW Blue Motion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The EPA is full of shit. Do you want a 70mpg car? To effin bad! The EPA says it produces more pollutants per gallon than allowed. Doesn't matter that the car get 3 times more mpg!

    1. Re:Check out VW Blue Motion by bws111 · · Score: 1

      Emissions are measured per mile, not per gallon.

    2. Re:Check out VW Blue Motion by jerryjnormandin · · Score: 1

      I agree... my tdi gets 56mpg. with the EPA tune the car will perform worse and get @ 37mpg since I believe the fix is going to be retarding injection to be early for a hotter burn and more DPF regen cycles. reducing performance and mpg.

  18. Apology Accepted! by tommeke100 · · Score: 1

    That settles it, Sir!

  19. tailpipe-test 'em by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if anyone's truly worried about vw/audi failing emissions... based on what the computers have to report about it, tailpipe-test them and see if they are lying.

    1. Re:tailpipe-test 'em by cirby · · Score: 1

      Won't work unless you drive them around. Apparently, the VW hack looked at things like "is the steering wheel moving?"

      Basically, the software tested to see if the car was moving and changed settings.

    2. Re:tailpipe-test 'em by Trax3001BBS · · Score: 1

      if anyone's truly worried about vw/audi failing emissions... based on what the computers have to report about it, tailpipe-test them and see if they are lying.

      Was a time a Volkswagen had no concerns. They were exempt from a California emissions sticker others had to get.

      Older models weren't able to pass the test due to it's air cooling.

  20. Blaming American Engineers by BenJeremy · · Score: 5, Informative

    In the German press, the CEO is already painting this as a bunch of rogue American engineers doing this.

    One problem: If there was any engineering in the US, it was probably only to tweak the existing calibrations. It's pretty rare to see the actual source to ECUs, which is mostly unchanged over long periods of time. Most of the adjustments made are in the calibrations - a checksummed block of mapped constants in the ROM image file where the symbolic map has been exported by the compiler.

    As somebody who has actually authored calibration tools used in the automotive industry, and worked on some of the software used to provide version control, I have a pretty clear idea of what is going on here.

    In this case, the code itself - the algorithms used in the ECU, specifically disabled emissions controls (either by an alternative set of calibrations, or by skipping entire routines) when in Emissions Test Mode. If it's using an alternative set of calibrations... it still demands an answer to why it would need a second set of calibrations to begin with.

    Sadly, the press and many of the investigators involved in this will probably not understand the techical aspects of this, and why this is a fundamental cheat that could only have been created by the team that engineered the ECU.

    1. Re:Blaming American Engineers by toonces33 · · Score: 4, Informative

      I call BS on that. There is no way that a rogue engineer would do such a thing on their own - they would only do it because management wanted them to.

      For that matter, you can't even sneeze in the auto industry without there being a paper trail. Once the investigators start digging they will find all kinds of stuff about the requirements and specifications documents that preceded the actual software changes. You will find the actual engineers who did the work, and you will find the people who signed off on it when the work was done...

    2. Re:Blaming American Engineers by x0ra · · Score: 2

      this is the same as Abu Ghraib's torture case, only the underlying go to jail (when they do), the brass knew, we know they knew, but they get their ass saved.

    3. Re:Blaming American Engineers by Chirs · · Score: 1

      It's not impossible that the team assigned to get it to pass US EPA testing could have done something like this without the knowledge of upper management.

      As someone with an engineering degree, I'm saddened that they would do something this shady. Professional Engineers are supposed to act ethically.

      And seriously...did they really think nobody would ever find out?

    4. Re:Blaming American Engineers by Chirs · · Score: 1

      Doesn't necessarily mean that it's upper management in Europe though...could be the management of the American design team.

      I'm very curious to see how this plays out. Wonder how much of the truth will come out.

    5. Re:Blaming American Engineers by turbidostato · · Score: 1

      "Sadly, the press and many of the investigators involved in this will probably not understand the techical aspects of this, and why this is a fundamental cheat that could only have been created by the team that engineered the ECU."

      There's no problem understanding it even without the slightest knowledge about ECUs. In fact, the problem would be if by any remote chance the ECU team was not involved.

      Prosecutor: This a basic IF...THEN...ELSE. (if in emissions test then do this, else do that). IF...THEN...ELSE... is the kind of stuff programers and only programers do. Only the authors of the ECU's code could add the test; doing these kind of things (the legal ones, of course) is exactly what the programers are there for.

    6. Re:Blaming American Engineers by countach · · Score: 1

      Someone tell me how software can "disable emissions controls"? I mean, I don't think there is an "emissions control" thingy that the software says "stop working now", is there?

    7. Re:Blaming American Engineers by easyTree · · Score: 1

      Really? Everyone knows that the dubious shit flows down from upstairs.

    8. Re:Blaming American Engineers by toonces33 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Yes, because of work that I have done in the past. I have seen the level of process audits that the automakers require of their suppliers, and I have seen the kind of process management software that is used to track requirements/specifications/changes and all the rest of that. That being said, I have no recollection/memory of how VW does things.

      When all of this is in place, you can't change a single line of code without it being justified, specified, written, tested, and finally signed off on, and *everything* is traceable. Could one hack the database? In theory, I suppose, but doing so would elevate this to a whole new level of fraud, and if you screw it up and corrupt the database then the whole company could be dead in the water.

      Google "Automotive SPICE" to learn more..

    9. Re:Blaming American Engineers by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Wonder how much of the truth will come out.

      None. If the investigation turns up something, the information will be sealed. Nothing will make it to you and me about who ordered the alteration, and how it worked. I suspect that EPA tests will be declared National Security issues before it's all over. Nothing gets shared with us.

    10. Re:Blaming American Engineers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "In this case, the code itself - the algorithms used in the ECU, specifically disabled emissions controls (either by an alternative set of calibrations, or by skipping entire routines) when in Emissions Test Mode. If it's using an alternative set of calibrations... it still demands an answer to why it would need a second set of calibrations to begin with."

      The emissions tests are conducted under artificial conditions on a rolling road. If you have an adaptive emissions system that allows performance when needed, but biases towards emissions when not, you need to artificially tell it that the driver doesn't need performance atm. Normally the system would pay attention to the way that the car is being driven recently, which you can't do in the static test.

      It should also be pointed out that America is alone in testing vehicles using pollution per burned volume. Everyone else uses pollution per travelled distance. This means that more fuel efficient cars are disadvantaged by the American system. You can have a car that gets twice the mileage, at the cost of slightly higher pollution per volume, come out worse despite the fact that the total pollution per distance is lower. The car with the better mileage will typically be lighter, and require more performance per displacement, when required, to compensate for a smaller displacement engine. This means higher temperatures in the engine, which means more NOx.

      A bigger displacement, heavier, lower efficiency engine can score better than a small displacement, light, high efficiency engine. But it is obvious, in real world conditions, which one of those will lead to lower overall pollution.

    11. Re:Blaming American Engineers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The underling should get a gun and kill anyone trying to arrest him.

      Life in feminism isn't worth it anyway.

    12. Re:Blaming American Engineers by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1

      Think of it as 'taking out the garbage by throwing it out the back window, unless Mom announces that she's watching, in which case you carefully bag it up, walk it out to the garage, and place it into the garbage can, after separating out the compost and recyclables.'

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    13. Re:Blaming American Engineers by Ogive17 · · Score: 1

      VW is the German equivilent to Chevy. They may look good for a couple years but the cars fall apart very quickly. VW has been at or near the bottom in all quality/satisfaction ratings in the US for a number of years. Sure, there are those who love the brand but I know far more people who have ditched the brand in the past 15 years... and to top it off their new styling look like old Saturns.

      I'm in the automotive industry. We currently use a German company for 9 speed ATs. They are among the biggest piles of shit I have ever seen. My previous car had one, it was embarassing to drive and completely ruined the experience. Luckily the relationship will only last a couple more years until a better one is developed in-house and build in our own plants. Point being, German companies have been living off their reputation for far too long. There is nothing superior about German engineering these days.

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    14. Re:Blaming American Engineers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not impossible that the team assigned to get it to pass US EPA testing could have done something like this without the knowledge of upper management.

      No. It's not. No engineer or mid level manager would risk his career and criminal prosecution on something like this. I can't imagine this being done without a senior VP, at the least, knowing about it.

    15. Re:Blaming American Engineers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The facts say otherwise. Volkswagens are the longest-lasting cars by a wide margin (source) and they have some of the the lowest levels of breakdowns, with other VW group models also performing very well (source).

    16. Re:Blaming American Engineers by Ogive17 · · Score: 1

      Maybe in Germany. In the US, they are below industry average for dependability and are always one of the lowest rated brands for quality studies.

      http://www.jdpower.com/press-r...

      Maybe the engines will run a long time but the owners will spend a lot more money keeping everything else working.

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    17. Re:Blaming American Engineers by toddestan · · Score: 1

      I can't read the article, but I have no problems believing that there are a lot of very old VW's running around. It wasn't until about the mid-90's when their quality went to shit (same for Mercedes, really). Around here, VW's from about 1993-2005 are pretty much extinct. If I see a VW running around it's either a newer model, or a classic. The one exception might be the T4 (Eurovan), but likely that's due it being designed in the late 80's.

  21. They got caught with their dick in the pig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They got caught with their dick in the pig. You damn right he's apologizing.

    1. Re:They got caught with their dick in the pig by sexconker · · Score: 3, Funny

      They got caught with their dick in the pig.

      I fail to see what the Clinton family reunion has to do with this.

    2. Re:They got caught with their dick in the pig by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      No, our prime minister, the Right Honourable David Cameron MP, actually had oral sex with a pig. A farm animal. A dead farm animal. It's not even a joke, it's what he did for fun at university.

      All the other heads of state are going to be bringing him pork platter gifts from here on out.

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  22. Or... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    test it in a fashion that will not trigger the emissions mode features.

    Just as an FYI Honda got caught doing this with the accords back in like '05 or so. They were doing it by watching for if the rear abs sensors showed the wheels not moving while the car was 'in motion' and if so running the engine in a special 'emissions profile' to make them appear cleaner than they were. If you had a 4 wheel dyno they wouldn't trigger as such and you could get the real emission readings.

    There is one other possible trick left in that particular box, but I will leave it as an exercise to the reader :)

    1. Re:Or... by TWX · · Score: 1

      Can you provide a citation? I've been pretty deep into cars as a hobby for about fifteen years now and your comment is the first I've heard about it. Besides, cars 1996 and above are not dyno-tested anymore, they use an OBD-II reader that interfaces to the car's electronics and basically asks the car if it's passing its tests or not. They wouldn't have to fake a dyno comparing ABS properties on each axle when that test was no longer being performed.

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    2. Re:Or... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some areas still perform tailpipe tests on all vehicles. Maybe not in Cali, but elsewhere. Heck, here in Ontario its only been 2 years of OBD based tests.

    3. Re:Or... by samwichse · · Score: 1

      I'd like one too.

      I can't find anything about this.

    4. Re:Or... by Khyber · · Score: 0

      "I've been pretty deep into cars as a hobby for about fifteen years now and your comment is the first I've heard about it"

      Then you're not a greasemonkey and you need to turn your card in. This is a STANDARD piece of knowledge for defeating emissions tests, n00b. /killing cylinder sleeves and pistons since '93

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    5. Re:Or... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      posting ac for obvious reasons... im a safety and emissions inspector in virginia. MOST 96 plus cars just plug and go. if the computer says good, then good. that simple. really.

    6. Re:Or... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hmm. Using internal accelerometers from the air bag systems to detect lack of acceleration?

    7. Re:Or... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So are these vehicles only a problem in California? I mean I know that different states have different standards. So if you're in Nebraska, where they don't check pollution compliance couldn't you just ignore the recall and keep your better performance?

    8. Re:Or... by BitterOak · · Score: 1

      There is one other possible trick left in that particular box, but I will leave it as an exercise to the reader :)

      GPS to detect if the car is actually moving?

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  23. TDI issues first HSFS now this by Brigadier · · Score: 1

    I recently passed over getting a TDI in lieu of a 2.5 gas. My initial reason for passing on the TDI was the known issues with failure of the High Pressure Fuel System (HPFS). A quick google on TDI HPFS will confirm, also see below. I live in california and am not a fan of the California Air Resources Board CARB and having to pay a premium for emissions components over other states - try $500 for a new CAT vs $200 in other states.This is a major blow as TDI were a nice alternative to Hybrids, especially with diesel averging $2.89/gl to gas' $3.30.

    NHTSA Investication
    http://www-odi.nhtsa.dot.gov/c...

    1. Re:TDI issues first HSFS now this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Around here diesel is 40% higher than regular gasoline.

    2. Re:TDI issues first HSFS now this by OhPlz · · Score: 1

      Gas is under $2/gal here in the northeastern US.

    3. Re:TDI issues first HSFS now this by jerryjnormandin · · Score: 1

      I pay $2.40 gal for diesel and get 56mpg.

  24. Solicit yourself... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As an expert witness to the EPA/DOJ, whoever is prosecuting the case. If this is as serious of a concern as it seems, they might at least consider you to write a brief or testify.

  25. 18 billion dollars, good luck with that by burtosis · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This will be reduced to some completely unimportant sum like 18 million. Further its hilarious how the CEO is blaming rogue American engineers when it's clearly a upper management decision. Reading 'they launched an independent investigation' actually made me spit up my coffee it was so hilarious.

    1. Re:18 billion dollars, good luck with that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This will be reduced to some completely unimportant sum like 18 million. Further its hilarious how the CEO is blaming rogue American engineers when it's clearly a upper management decision. Reading 'they launched an independent investigation' actually made me spit up my coffee it was so hilarious.

      All agreed.

      I'm a believer in punishing corporations when they deliberately engage in bad behavior.

      Therefore, VW has just made the top of my Naughty List (for car manufacturers), knocking GM off the top. So, unless all the other manufacturers get caught in bad behavior in the meantime it'll be many, many years before I'd even consider purchasing a VW.

      Short of that, the only VW can win me back as a potential customer is to:

      1. come clean (in a believable fashion ... not just one that gets them off the hook legally)
      2. demonstrate how things have changed, so that I have confidence it won't happen again

      Those are tall orders. Probably unachievable. Tough. Trust is hard to regain.

    2. Re:18 billion dollars, good luck with that by gnupun · · Score: 1

      $18 billion is a ridiculously high fine. Has any company been charged such an amount? This is not a fine, it's more like a company death sentence. VW made $14 billion profit in 2014, so no way can they afford or are liable for something as high as $18 billion for one error.

    3. Re:18 billion dollars, good luck with that by dwpro · · Score: 1

      The audiacity to fine higher than a year of profit. It's almost like these volks want the fine to be punitive rather than a pop of the lederhosen.

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    4. Re:18 billion dollars, good luck with that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The issue is that it's completely disproportional to the offence. Even 1% of the $18 billion would be outrageous. However, given that VW is a foreign company, it's not at all unlikely. The emission standard appears to be written specifically to make it almost impossible to sell cars with foreign diesel technology, while being very lax for petrol engines (compared to European emission standards).

    5. Re:18 billion dollars, good luck with that by ndavis · · Score: 1

      $18 billion is a ridiculously high fine. Has any company been charged such an amount? This is not a fine, it's more like a company death sentence. VW made $14 billion profit in 2014, so no way can they afford or are liable for something as high as $18 billion for one error.

      The cars involved in this where created for a few years not just one so yes it would make sense to have a fine that is rather large and would convince other companies that this would be a bad idea to circumvent testing in the future.

      Also whatever the government fines them might be small compared to what the consumers who purchased these vehicles could do as they entered into a contract where the selling party was committing fraud. That could easily outstrip the fine with how much they will be dragged into court.

    6. Re:18 billion dollars, good luck with that by DarthVain · · Score: 1

      Agreed, 18Billion is completely fictional. Also this will be in the courts for about a decade first anyway,

    7. Re:18 billion dollars, good luck with that by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Reading 'they launched an independent investigation' actually made me spit up my coffee it was so hilarious.

      It would have made me do the same, except that a CEO paying lip service is like a joke that has been told so often that it's just lame. All I could manage was a groan and to move over to the next page.

    8. Re:18 billion dollars, good luck with that by Copid · · Score: 1

      What makes it ridiculously high? The fact that it might put them under doesn't really say anything about whether it's the wrong number.

      If I get a parking ticket three times a day every day for a few years, that number would probably end up being eye poppingly huge, but it's not like I didn't know what the consequences were when I started misbehaving, and it certainly doesn't mean that the fine for an individual violation is somehow unjust. If anything, it implies that the fine was not high enough to deter me.

      In any case, I'd be happy to see that fine reduced as an incentive for the company to be very forthcoming with information needed for criminal prosecutions. Of course, that would require criminal prosecutions.

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    9. Re:18 billion dollars, good luck with that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Didn't you hear, corporations are people now in the US. Citizens United and all that. And the death penalty is a deterrent to crime in my state for people.

      So, since air pollution kills people, I have no problem with there being a fine large enough that no other automaker will ever cheat on emissions again. I also think the same thing should happen to vehicles that get modified to be 'coal rollers'. Towed and crushed. No insurance payout, and the owner is still on the hook for the loan payment.

    10. Re:18 billion dollars, good luck with that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This one was higher - http://www.wsj.com/articles/bp-agrees-to-pay-18-7-billion-to-settle-deepwater-horizon-oil-spill-claims-1435842739

  26. Here's the letter from the EPA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    http://www3.epa.gov/otaq/cert/documents/vw-nov-caa-09-18-15.pdf

    It has plenty of specific regs that were stepped on.

    I wonder if the per-violation stuff is per car or per emissions test?

    If per-car puts the penalty at 20% of VW, per-test might put it over 100% of VW.

    At some point, this may be political between countries instead of simply regulatory actions.
    I wonder if Germany can catch any of the big three doing something bad?

  27. Day After Christmas by sexconker · · Score: 1

    The day after Christmas will be a great time to buy a VW if you're in the market for one.
    They'll be desperate for sales (assuming they're allowed to sell them by then.)

  28. I'm Soooooory! by Greyfox · · Score: 1

    Is he sorry they did it, or sorry they got caught?

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    1. Re:I'm Soooooory! by easyTree · · Score: 1

      Is he sorry they did it, or sorry they got caught?

      Duh. Go straight to the bottom of your CEO 101 class.

      Option c, neither. *shakes head in disbelief*

    2. Re:I'm Soooooory! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My guess is both. Before last week, probably only a few people in the company knew about it. Now all of them havve to deal with the consequences.

  29. Re: Another 40 years before we see popular diesel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    No that will cause the sensitive hpfp to fail and a 10k repair.

    http://www.edmunds.com/car-news/feds-close-probe-into-vw-audi-tdi-vehicles-for-high-pressure-fuel-pump-failure.html

  30. Is it that bad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Am I the only one who thought "Huh, that was pretty clever."?

    VW is certainly taking it in the nads re: their stock price.

    In the pantheon of automaker screw ups this isn't the worst by far.

  31. The apology by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 4, Informative

    Full text: "We're sorry we got caught!"

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    1. Re:The apology by samwichse · · Score: 1

      Story tagged: crocodile tears.

    2. Re:The apology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Either way, I still don't know what the fuck I am supposed to do with an apology.

      I want to see jail time.

  32. Interested to see how this goes by easyTree · · Score: 1

    Bearing in mind that one's financial prowess plays such a large role in the apparent seriousness of any degree of deliberate immorality at someone else's expense.

  33. Re:Another 40 years before we see popular diesel c by jrumney · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The Audi A3 is one of the models implicated in this scam. It appears that it includes any VW and Audi vehicles that don't have a urea injection system.

    It appears that all diesel VW and Audi vehicles do have a urea injection system, but some only enable it during tests.

  34. Rebate for me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Car tax is based on emissions, perhaps tax on my old car should be reduced since all the other cars are cheating.

  35. Why not an economy mode and normal mode by kimvette · · Score: 1

    Why didn't they just include the DEF injection system and offer an "economy"/low-power mode to drive without DEF, but with increased performance with the DEF reservoir filled? It's a whole lot better than having a diesel vehicle which refuses to start when you're out of DEF and the local filling station doesn't have any in stock.

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    1. Re:Why not an economy mode and normal mode by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why didn't they just include the DEF injection system and offer an "economy"/low-power mode to drive without DEF, but with increased performance with the DEF reservoir filled?

      It has worse economy when in low-emissions mode because of the emission control gear, not better. No one would ever leave power mode.

    2. Re:Why not an economy mode and normal mode by jerryjnormandin · · Score: 1

      The 2.0L diesel in the cars that are recalled only have a DPF. No blue necessary. No DEF injection. My 2.0L TDI just has a cat and DPF.

    3. Re:Why not an economy mode and normal mode by countach · · Score: 1

      Assuming that a non-DEF mode would satisfy the smog tests in real life. Right now we know they can during testing, but clearly testing isn't as realistic as one might hope, otherwise this fiasco wouldn't happen.

  36. We're sorry! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That we got caught.

  37. The lesson here by tompaulco · · Score: 1

    The lesson here is to use hardware to cheat the emissions testing. We have been doing that on most every car for about 40 years, injecting air into the exhaust to lower the ratio of emissions.

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    1. Re: The lesson here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pretty sure if you that at the fucking factory level you're gonna get busted doing air injection, dontcha think?

    2. Re: The lesson here by wbr1 · · Score: 1

      OP is referring to a factory smog pump. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wik...

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  38. What were they thinking? by Trogre · · Score: 1

    Have we learned nothing from the quack3.exe fiasco?

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  39. Apology.. I want a full refund on my TDI by jerryjnormandin · · Score: 2

    My 2014 TDI at 80mph in 6th gear and no traffic gets 56mpg. In moderate traffic @ 50 - 65mph I get no less than 42mpg. I am a gear head and I know you would need to adjust the fuel injection (no spark it's a diesel) to occur a little before the power stroke to get a hotter burn and reduce NOx. The problem is this will reduce performance and mpg.. both the main reasons why I bought a diesel tdi. I want my money back. once the ecu is updated to be EPA compliant the car will not perform as well and mpg not as good. I want a refund + tax , title, registration, +6% of sale to cover taxes on my new non VW vehicle purchase since I won't have a trade and be subject to full sales tax.

    1. Re:Apology.. I want a full refund on my TDI by countach · · Score: 1

      You're assuming someone will force you to take the update. Is there reason to believe that?

  40. Re:Another 40 years before we see popular diesel c by jerryjnormandin · · Score: 1

    Audi is in the recall too!

  41. Re: Another 40 years before we see popular diesel by jerryjnormandin · · Score: 1

    yeah.. you have to be careful with winter fuel. Not enough antigel on a cold winter day can cause frozen fuel in the HPFP and ice will be injected into the engine at 29000 psi. resulting in damage.

  42. Re:Another 40 years before we see popular diesel c by jerryjnormandin · · Score: 2

    A3 and A4.. plus any other audi diesel that has a 2.0L TDI engine

  43. should we assume VW are just the ones got caught? by rewindustry · · Score: 2

    it's amazing what people think they can hide in code, on a chip, and in the wiring to that chip.

    i am not saying they're all cheating on emissions..

    i assume it's all wide open to "gaming"..

    is it not?

  44. VW CEO Will Never Be Put On Trial by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    With the disintegration of the European Union the German VW CEO will never be brought to trial because that would displeasure the Merkel Regime.

  45. VW CEO echos the words of General Beringer... by An+dochasac · · Score: 1

    "I'd piss on a spark plug if I thought it would do any good."

    1. Re: VW CEO echos the words of General Beringer... by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

      Just make sure it's not connected first.

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  46. disable emissions controls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not that it disables emissions control.

    Modern motors are electronically controlled, by a so-called ECU. There's a lot of software in that, deciding how much fuel is injected at which time, etc.

    Now Volkswagen's ECU had two modes: a "sheep mode" with low emissions to satisfy the EPA and a "wolf mode" with higher emissions (and higher power) to satisfy the buyer.

    When testing for emissions, it put on the "sheep mode". When on the road, "wolf mode" was it. Classical win-win situation, if you ask me[1].

    Now how and why the car has to "know" that it's in an emissions test is beyond my grasp.

    [1] Of course I'm being ironical. VW's loss of reputation is the least which should happen, and it doesn't matter whether the upper boss Winterkorn knew or not: he's responsible for a culture which makes this possible (as is the buyer btw).

    1. Re:disable emissions controls by countach · · Score: 1

      That's what I figured. So I can't understand why VW doesn't keep on obfuscating to the regulators. Say that it isn't designed to beat the tests, it just happens to perform great on the tests, tough luck your tests aren't as representative as you had hoped. Go pound sand. Giving up and admitting everything is very odd to me.

  47. Re:Another 40 years before we see popular diesel c by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

    Peeing into the gas tank isn't even possible on a diesel vehicle, and peeing in the diesel tank is not good anyway.

    You shall ensure that you never, ever mix the reagent with diesel - either diesel in the reagent tank or reagent in the diesel tank since it causes crystals to form that clogs the entire system causing a very expensive repair.

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  48. Nothing new by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I found GM had special procedures for getting Fiero's to pass emissions in the '80s. What other GM models, and what other companies have done this? Who knows.

  49. FLASHBACK 1993: the AGX014 Hercules graphics chip by TheRealHocusLocus · · Score: 1

    Volkswagen is not the first to write software that recognizes and adapts to the condition of being under test. Some 22 years ago my boss came downstairs and slapped an open copy of Infoworld on my desk. "How 'bout them apples?" He said. There was a gleam in his eye.

    The article was the 8-Mar-1993 hardware column written by Steve Gibson (thanks Google!) and it created a novel scandal in the industry. Once again, a particular graphics card exhibited stellar -- even bizarre -- performance on the popular Winbench test.

    Gibson and other had been tracking down and exposing a series of graphic benchmark cheats that turned out to be various tweaks in the software drivers that shipped with graphics cards, to exploit benchmark programs in various ways. He set his debugger on the driver but failed to find any point where the code branched during the test condition... and yet, his video hardware snoop clearly discerned that the card was deferring multiple writes of a certain text string "The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog's back and sat on a tack." It turned out that this benchmark cheat had been written in as part of the microcode in the chip itself.

    These days that might not seem so incredible, but remember. Flashable firmware is now the rule and chipsets are almost always designed with more than enough slack memory for field fixes and protocol upgrades, even (gasp!) malware. Many high level operations are pipelines to chip level directly. There's lots of elbow room, even double plus memory if you wish to keep the previous version in flash for a smooth rollback. But in the ROM days there was this unspoken assumption that such high-level antics as recognizing and adapting to test conditions at the chip level would be too difficult. This scandal swept that assumption under the rug. I especially like the manufacturer's sort-of confession, that those clever engineers of his were always coming up with new ways to get good WinBench scores. It was actually funny.

    The next version of Winbench wrote random gobblegook to the screen instead.

    Volkswagen shouldn't be laughing though about how easy it is to cheat, on the eve of self-driving cars. Neither should lab technicians testing for salmonella at peanut butter manufacturing plants.

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  50. Who wrote the software .. by nickweller · · Score: 1

    "Last Friday we learned that Volkswagen got caught cheating on emissions testing via software programming. The punishment? It could get slapped with up to $18 billion in fines."

    Who wrote the software, who told him to write the software, why aren't criminal sanctions being applied?

  51. Re:Another 40 years before we see popular diesel c by Algan · · Score: 1

    No, the 2.0L 4 banger 2008-2015 models don't have urea injection. The 2016 models supposedly have it, as well as all V6 diesels.

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  52. Re:Another 40 years before we see popular diesel c by strikethree · · Score: 1

    It appears that it includes any VW and Audi vehicles that don't have a urea injection system.

    Piss on that.

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  53. What were they thinking?! by wienerschnizzel · · Score: 1

    I mean even just in terms of pragmatic emotionless corporation logic.

    They introduced a series of cars that were WAY ahead of anything the competition could produce in terms of price/power/efficiency and seriously did not expect that somebody would want to analyze that magical engine to see how it works? (and find out it's cheating and drop the bomb in a couple of years to maximize the damage). Even if none of the competitors have anything to do with the reveal (which I find unlikely), that should have been the first thing VW execs should have expected!

    1. Re:What were they thinking?! by countach · · Score: 1

      Well apparently their bet paid off for quite a few years. Again I have to wonder if this wasn't the brainchild of some geek programmer in VW. Everyone assumes it wasn't, but I await the truth on this.

  54. Re:Another 40 years before we see popular diesel c by jrumney · · Score: 1

    I was going off this article, but I really should have known better than to trust the Daily Fail.

  55. FTFY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I suppose I'll have to get my firmware updated which will cut my performance down. I could decline the recall but then I probably wouldn't be able to pass the emissions here in CA to get my tag renewed.

    Goodbye illegally obtained 42 MPG.

    There. All better now.

    Wonder what your gas mileage would have been had they played by the rules.

  56. criminal charges by DriveDog · · Score: 1

    Criminal charges (and convictions and prison time) are the only real deterrents to such misbehavior. And not just for a scapegoat or two.

  57. There. I fixed that for you. by bobvious · · Score: 1

    "I personally am deeply sorry that we got caught.” Winterkorn should have said in the statement.

  58. Just a few years too early... by rail2rail · · Score: 1

    My first thought was that German billionaire that committed suicide over his failed VW short position. Just a handful of years too early. http://www.reuters.com/article...

  59. Re:FLASHBACK 1993: the AGX014 Hercules graphics ch by countach · · Score: 1

    If VW had any sense they would shrug their shoulders and say, oh those clever engineers and their over-zealous algorithms.

  60. Now 11 million cars? by ripvlan · · Score: 1

    an Article on CNN stated that the probe has widened and now may include 11 million cars worldwide.

    500k in the USA - but 11 million globally? New York Times has a better article. Wow - they tried to fool the world.

  61. The source control logs should be interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I bet they have the s/w under some sort of source control, which should tell who modified what when and maybe why.

    Should be interesting if the changes were happened near when they had to pass US emissions tests.

  62. Do the math... by RingDev · · Score: 1

    The 2007 and newer standards (phased in from 2007-2010)

    The emission standards included new, very stringent limits for PM (0.01 g/bhpÂhr) and NOx (0.20 g/bhpÂhr).

    The preceding 2004-2006 standards:

    The goal was to reduce NOx emissions from highway heavy-duty engines to levels approximately 2.0 g/bhpÂhr beginning in 2004.

    From a Vox article with actual details ( http://www.vox.com/2015/9/21/9... ):

    On the road, VW's Jetta was emitting 15 to 35 times as much nitrogen oxide as the allowable limit.

    Assuming they mean the 2010 limit, that puts it at 3.0-7.0 g/bhp*hr

    The VW Passat was emitting 5 to 20 times as much.

    Or roughly 1.0-4.0 g/bhp*hr

    So the NEW Passat is capable of meeting the OLD Passat's emissions rate, some of the time.

    The NEW Jetta never comes close to meeting the OLD Jetta's emissions rate.

    Somehow, not only did they not improve on power or mileage over the last 8 years, they also are doing worse on emissions?!?

    I love my '06 Golf, but I've got to wonder what the hell they've been doing for the last decade...

    -Rick

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    1. Re:Do the math... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem is that it's simply not possible to meet both the NOx and the PM emission standards in the US at the same time, without making the engine very inefficient. For this reason, most manufacturers do not sell diesel cars in the US. Others use complicated urea injection systems. VW thought they had found a way to make European market diesel engines legal in the US without major modifications. However, it now turns out they seem to have been scammed by their own engineers.

  63. Re: Another 40 years before we see popular diesel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When did engineers ethics drop so low.

    Calling this a sophistacted defeat device is crap. Any engineer can do this when they lack ethics.

  64. Deny, Deny, Deny! by wisnoskij · · Score: 1

    This CEO does not seem to know much of anything about getting away with illegal activity.

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    1. Re:Deny, Deny, Deny! by Maritz · · Score: 1

      I'm still genuinely surprised that there are emissions laws in the US. Isn't that pinko commie bleeding heart bullshit?

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    2. Re:Deny, Deny, Deny! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not if it can be abused for protectionism.

  65. Behind every great fortune there is a crime; by NewYork · · Score: 1

    Behind every great fortune there is a crime;

  66. knock knock by gzuckier · · Score: 1

    who's there?
    diesel
    diesel who?
    diesel probably pass emissions now.

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  67. Charges filed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let me just say that I sure HOPE that there are NO charges filed against Volkswagen for this scandal. All of you who may be environmentalists maybe be saying to yourself there better damn well be some but lets take a look at some recent events that may set the precedent for why there should be no charges. A few weeks ago GM was found guilty of putting faulty ignition switches in over 29 MILLION cars over a 10 year period that absolutely were directly attributable to over 124 human lives expiring. GM was fined 900 Billion by the DOJ and has to pay an additional 500 some odd billion to the victims of this act. (Odd that the gov gets more than double what the people who actually were harmed by this get?) No criminal charges were files against any GM employees for their reckless acts that directly impacted human lives. If GM didn't get charges than VW better not either. While it was wrong what they did, they didn't kill anyone, and that should be the biggest precedent when making legal decisions for this case.

    Let's go back a few years now. In the past 7 years almost every single Too Big Too Fail bank has paid billions of dollars in fines related to the financial collapse of 2008. A collapse that saw the entire US population lose 50% of it's wealth and has left our country in turmoil ever since. The fines paid were related to predatory and illegal lending practices that the banks used to grow their mortgage portfolios. While none of the banks have ever admitted guilt, the settlements being the Billions are obvious signs that they were guilty. Nobody has ever gone to jail or been prosecuted for this illegal activity that effected every single American and most of the world. If no one went to jail for this heinous crime then why should anyone at VW go to jail for tricking the emissions computer?

    What VW did is wrong, I'm not condoning it. But in the grand scheme, their action is very minor to what kinds of illegal schemes we have been exposed to over the past decade. Food for thought.

  68. Turing machines for simple tasks = future cheating by Catbeller · · Score: 1

    Voting systems, cars, refrigerators, whatever - if you take a simple task like regulating a fuel mixture, or counting votes, and rather than use a simple methodology or circuit to accomplish the task at hand and instead use a re-programmable Turing machine, you introduce the certainty that the owner of the device - who is not the same as the person who bought the device! - will change the code at will to do whatever makes the owner a profit. Change the code in the engine, beat emissions tests. Change a few votes, keep a reconstruction of a country to your advantage going. Put an AI in charge of driving a car, and police or dictators will use that AI to control people they don't like. There is no judicial solution for this, as you cannot jail a corporation. The solution is to de-complexify the systems, reintroduce simplest-possible solutions that do not use Turing devices to accomplish tasks. Fuel mixing do not require AI and a telematics system networked to the internet. Though it is inevitable that a generation born to complex IT solutions be blind to the downsides of those solutions. Rule of thumb: if you can't control what it is doing, don't trust it.

  69. Re:Has the Nazi Party Reemerged? by Catbeller · · Score: 1

    Henry Ford was a fascist-admiring Nazi admirer, yet somehow, no one seems to recall that come epithet time.

  70. Re:Another 40 years before we see popular diesel c by eric_harris_76 · · Score: 1

    So, even after we see practical fusion power? That's always 25 years out.

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