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  1. Re:W00t on Voice Activated MP3 player · · Score: 1

    "my David Hasseloff fantasy" -- whether you're male or female, that sounds creepy.

  2. Re:The sad thing is... on Revolutionary Tower in Brazil · · Score: 1

    But there's also lucky enough to probably never have heard that song.

  3. First step to fewer hassles on USPS Service Kiosks Taking Pictures of Customers · · Score: 1

    Shave your damn beard.

    Seriously. It doesn't sound like you are an extremely devout conservative Muslim, so do you really need to grow it? If you'd rather not suffer for your beliefs, then you need to get pragmatic. I bet that just being clean-shaven will reduce by half the extra profile-matching searches and hassles.

    Hell, I myself have absolutely 0% Arab/Muslim heritage, a U.S. Passport, a German last name, and I'm half Asian, but I just have a face that, when sporting a flowing beard, makes me look Middle-Eastern or Mexican. I wouldn't dare go through a U.S. immigration checkpoint with a beard.

    Of course if the beard is because you're a devout and conservative UNIX hacker, well, more power to you...

  4. Re:Agreed, many profs are abusive on DJB Announces 44 Security Holes In *nix Software · · Score: 1

    It's so nice to discuss this in a chain of comments starting with "Don't take this lying down"!

    Not to mention "plugging holes".

  5. Re:I don't know how the situation is in Japan... on Amazon Japan Offers Barcode Purchases via Camera Phone · · Score: 1

    It uses a special program, which in all likelihood sends the photo directly to Amazon and doesn't charge for it. Or maybe even analyzes the photo itself, and just sends a barcode ID.

  6. Re:just the tide, or a Tsunami? on Dutch Survey Shows IE Web Share Below 90% · · Score: 1

    I remember distinctly the feeling I had while I was lying reading in a barracks room on the Portsmouth Shipyard in '91 holding a Dr. Dobb's journal and spotted a small classified ad for Slackware Linux from Walnut Creek.

    What the heck were you building at the Portsmouth Shipyard then, a time machine? Because Slackware Linux version 1.0 came out in July 1993.

  7. Re:Why not pass it through project Gutenburg? on Bringing the Library of Congress Newspapers Online · · Score: 1

    Speaking of OCR problems, you better try scanning that again:

    Gutenb?rg

  8. Among their lab gear... on Chinese Team Heading for Coldest Spot on Earth · · Score: 4, Funny

    A witch's tit, and a brass monkey's balls.

  9. USA PATRIOT on How has the USA PATRIOT Act Affected You? · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's made me realize that Struggling To Unite Populations In Distress, America's Completely Relying On Nationalistic Yet Moronic Symbolism.

  10. Re:Not the first time. on Nintendo Threatens Suicidegirls Over IP Use · · Score: 1

    It doesn't make any sense that Nintendo would actually want to sue it's fans for promoting their games.

    Except when those fans are porn-peddlers, which is how Nintendo sees Suicide Girls. Nintendo doesn't want to be sued by some hysterical mother claiming that little Bobby Googled for "Metroid Zelda" and came up on a page of horrifying pierced & tattooed naked women.

  11. Re:Suicide Girls at Powell's bookstore on Nintendo Threatens Suicidegirls Over IP Use · · Score: 4, Funny

    As for the 'ownership' of the name, the author said that it just "came from an old song".

    Nintendo should just lighten up and forget this nonsense. I suspect that the name probably originated somewhere else because a Japanese Nerd video game giant corporation would not be likely to come up with a name like this. Personally, I suspect that William Burroughs thought it up, and a search of his novels from the 1950s and 1960s would find it as a casual reference.

    The dispute is over the use of "Metroid" and "Zelda". OK, you don't have to RTFA, but at least RTF...Slashdot summary!

  12. Hilary the Insult Comic ex-RIAA CEO on Hilary Rosen Loves Creative Commons · · Score: 2, Funny

    Creative Commons is a wonderful license...

    For me to poop on!

  13. Mexican-ish?! Hardly! on Brazil Successfully Launches Its First Rocket To Space · · Score: 1

    Actually the expression "ay caramba!" (note spelling) is used quite a bit in Brazil. Googling for "ay carumba", the first page got four sites in Portuguese, not a single one in Spanish.

  14. That Gandhi quote on Microsoft Advised To Learn To Love Linux · · Score: 3, Funny

    So, um, when do they love you?

  15. Re:Text-To-Speech on British Library Starts Email Archive · · Score: 1

    Especially useful for the writings of Dr. Stephen Hawking!

  16. Good on George Lucas to Receive Lifetime Achievement Award · · Score: 3, Funny

    Now he can quit.

  17. Re:If its becoming more clear N Korea is hostile on Australia Vulnerable to Korean Hacking Army · · Score: 1

    What, do you think the hackers will work from the Center for Anti-Imperialist Hacking in downtown Pyongyang, hacking.gov.kp?

    Get real. They will be agents using commercial DSL lines in South Korea and Japan.

  18. Re:Don't worry, MS on The Browser Wars Are Back? · · Score: 1

    wordpad comes bundled with Windows; yet the first thing most people do is install Word.

    Most people already have Word installed on their newly-bought computer, and most people thus think that Microsoft Office is a part of Windows, and Windows is a part of the PC, and thus it's all free.

    You can tell people Firefox is free, but it doesn't mean much to someone who thinks that anything from Microsoft that's already on their computer is also free.

  19. Re:If true, the stakes are now higher. on S. Korea Claims N. Korea Has Trained 600 Crackers · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Anyone with talent *and* internet access will be busy looking over their shoulders because they'll naturally be on the "highly susupicious" list at the Ministry of Culture

    In the DRPK annyone with internet access at all is already part of the state's techno elite and de facto an agent.

    The only place a North Korean hacker is not going to stick out, or the only place he can afford to live, is China.

    Why not South Korea or Japan? And goverment agents can probably afford to live anywhere.

  20. Executable Linkable Format? on Navy ELF to Be Scrapped · · Score: 0, Redundant

    What, they're going back to a.out?

  21. Re:As my mother used to say... on Navy ELF to Be Scrapped · · Score: 1

    You mean the main fing.

  22. Re:We need a place... on Microsoft Releases FlexWiki as Open Source · · Score: 1

    And it will be outsourced to Indians, of course.

  23. President of Real? on Real Presidential Debates · · Score: 1

    So Rob Glaser's the incumbent. Who's the challenger?

  24. Re:Non-Americans on Bush vs. Kerry on Science · · Score: 1, Funny

    And I would vote to be able to kill!

  25. Re:Wayward behavior? on Mysterious Force Affects Pioneer 10 & 11 Probes · · Score: 2, Funny

    A heavenly body, perhaps?