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  1. Re:if (1) { serve_alcohol() } on Robotic Bartender Programmed To Recognize When You Are Ready For a Drink · · Score: 2

    void bartender() {
    exception up;
    int i = 1;
    try {
    while ( i++ ) {
    serve_alcohol();
    if ( i == MAX_INT) throw up;
    ...
    }

    /* Note: there is no catch statement within the bartender function, no one would want to catch that> */

  2. Re:The same fate as ships on Aeroscraft Begins Flight Testing Following FAA Certification · · Score: 1

    There was already a company trying to fill the "niche", Cargolifter.
    They failed miserably because of underestimating the complexity and technical problems.

    I'm highly skeptical but nonetheless interested how Airoscraft will perform.

  3. Re:coincidentally on Final Mars One Numbers Are In, Over 200,000 People Applied · · Score: 4, Funny

    Not all, the rest are telephone sanitizers.

  4. Re:Directed Crash? on NASA Finds, Fixes Small Glitch in LADEE Moon Probe · · Score: 1

    LADEEs main missions are to examine the moon's atmosphere (or rather if there is any), along with gathering information about particle impacts (for further moon missions) and generally moon's surface
    The final crash is collateral damage (okok, they'll watch dust rising from that impact closely too)

  5. Re:wheels... on NASA Finds, Fixes Small Glitch in LADEE Moon Probe · · Score: 2

    Our environmental chambers happen to be set up in Fahrenheit, because our production staff is comfortable with those units;

    I assume some people involved in this were also very comfortable with their units.

  6. wheels... on NASA Finds, Fixes Small Glitch in LADEE Moon Probe · · Score: 3, Funny

    Maybe NASA are rocket scientists, but it seems they still have trouble getting wheels going
    ;-)

  7. Re:Obvious question on New Smartphone Tech To Alert Pedestrians: 'You Are About To Be Hit By a Car' · · Score: 5, Funny

    > walk left
    : You were eaten by a prius.

  8. Re:why not work for wall street? on Particle Physicists Facing Insane Competition For Work · · Score: 1

    Maybe some of the CERN scientists should aim for a different career ;-)

    (from yesterday's event)

  9. Re:slow news day on We All May Have a Little Martian In Us · · Score: 3, Interesting

    To be fair, you are certainly correct about the freezing part.
    However, GP's other points remain valid. Not much survives the heat of an impact, even less (molten) debris ejected into space. Simple organic molecules are destroyed easily with heat (and radiation), not even talking about (primitive) life forms.
    As for the article, we can safely assume that probability of life originating from Mars is about the same as amino acids from "outer space" hitting the earth - or the remains of FSM's tomato sauce.
    In other words, pure fantasy.

  10. Re:Sugar on What's Causing the Rise In Obesity? Everything. · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sugar doesn't make you fat. Marriage makes you fat. [...]

    What's the difference between a bachelor and a married man?

    The bachelor comes home, looks into the fridge, finds nothing interesting, and goes to bed.
    The husband comes home, looks in the bedroom...

  11. Great on Soda Makes Five-Year-Olds Break Your Stuff, Science Finds · · Score: 5, Funny

    Of course, this study didn't find out what types of soda the children had consumed.

    Another study finds that living children are 100% more likely to "destroy things belonging to others, get into fights, and physically attack people" than dead children.

    cheez.

  12. Re:UB 40 on Sunken WWI U-Boats a Bonanza For Historians · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Sunk in the English Channel by a mine, you fucking dumb faggot.

    Nope, my intellectually challenged friend, UB40 went down when Ali Campbell left the ship (I think 2008)
    :p

  13. UB 40 on Sunken WWI U-Boats a Bonanza For Historians · · Score: 4, Funny
    From the article:

    Dunkley and his team of divers found UB 17 off England's east coast, [...]

    Let me know when they find UB 40 ...

  14. Re:We can thank the code breakers on Sunken WWI U-Boats a Bonanza For Historians · · Score: 5, Funny

    Oh yes, Turing was a genius, helping to sink German U-Boats at the age of 6 ;)

  15. Re:MIGRATING on India To Send World's Last Telegram · · Score: 1

    [...] are transmitted using Baudot Code, a 5 level code [...]

    Thus telegraph messages were usually preceded with "CZCZ" (or something similar) to make sure you are in "letter shift", i.e. the following characters were letters, not numbers or special characters.

  16. Re:Off-Topic Reply on India To Send World's Last Telegram · · Score: 1

    [...] shouldn't that be *fewer* illiterates [...]

    Yes it should.
    Initially it was my own sloppiness, my mistake.
    However, I was using that sig for quite some time (not slashdot even) before anyone noticed the mistake and corrected me, so I decided to keep it the way it was, with the mistake, since it seemed (seems) to prove my statement.

    What it means, you almost got it right, it's just the opposite ;)
    In any educated country, there are far more people who can read than there are illiterates.
    However, of those people who are able to read, many do not think about what they are reading; and thus failing to comprehend what they are reading.
    In a way, they recoginze the words, but fail to get the meaning because they are too lazy to think.

    Hope that helped

  17. Re:Shit... on India To Send World's Last Telegram · · Score: 1

    [...] And if her mother is anything like her mother again, [...]

    You are saying he did it already?

    (Sorry, couldn't resist)

  18. Re:Shit... on India To Send World's Last Telegram · · Score: 1

    ...I am only 53 so I will never get one from the Queen when I am 100. Oh well.

    The Queen will probably be a King anyway by that time...
    Ok, you'll never know how long the current one lives, and you'll never know what Charles' next surgery will be, so YMMV ;)

  19. Re:Zap your brain with beer instead on Do-It-Yourself Brain Stimulation Has Scientists Worried · · Score: 1

    Now I understand Frank Zappa...

  20. Re:Enough already! on Arnold Schwarzenegger Will Be Back As the Terminator · · Score: 2

    I mean whats the story going to be this time, they make new T-800's that look like senior citizens to invade the care home [...]

    Terminator on wheelchair. Now that would be some new idea ;)

  21. Re:RIP VMS on HP Discontinue OpenVMS · · Score: 1

    If I remember correctly, plain text files were structured by default, i.e. stored in a Pascal-like string system.
    There were more, I don't remember anymore, been a while after all.
    All I remember is, I ended up caching file channels for frequently used (flat) files using raw $QIO for open/read/write operations.

  22. Re:RIP VMS on HP Discontinue OpenVMS · · Score: 1

    Congrats! You are the (I think) fourth person in about 15 years to notice that.
    You just won a washing machine, but I'm afraid you'll have to come and pick it up yourself ;)

  23. Re:RIP VMS on HP Discontinue OpenVMS · · Score: 1

    [...] And since the files could have structure, [...]

    As much as I loved VMS for its design and its features (hello $ENQ, $DEQ) I truly hated its filesystem .
    Opening a few hundred files in a row on UNIX would go with a snap, on VMS you could go on a long vacation and return before the task had finished.
    And that because of its structured filesystem.

  24. Re:Honestly on Turkish PM: "To Me, Social Media Is the Worst Menace To Society." · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If you disagree, feel free to abuse the mod system and mod me down.

    If I hadn't commented already, I would mod you down as troll.
    Not because of your opinion, but because you fail to explain why you feel he's right.
    Using your karma cushion is a poor example of expressing your opinion.

  25. Re:If only he'd said "Facebook" ... on Turkish PM: "To Me, Social Media Is the Worst Menace To Society." · · Score: 1

    If only he'd said "Facebook" ...

    I know you are joking, but he wants to silence free speech and people spreading it.
    Maybe even slashdotters would vote for facebook in this case.