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  1. Re:Any thoughts on another line of work? on IBM Moving Developer Jobs Overseas · · Score: 1


    Actually, I know some people at a biotech startup in Bangalore. The biochemistry tradition in India is actually older than CS/EE, and isn't too bad.

    So I guess you'll see competition on that front, too.

  2. embed them in former girlfriends on Real-World Hyperlinks · · Score: 1


    (or boyfriends)..while they're sleeping or during sex.

    Then whenever some guy scans her, a webpage comes up describing his/her likes and dislikes, family photos, favorite head games, etc.

  3. It depends on what your definition of "is" is. on Hype Vaporware, Go To Jail? · · Score: 1


    Or your definition of an operating system.

  4. Cheesegirls on Genderplay in Videogames · · Score: 2, Funny


    You know, almost every food sells more with cheese on it (except root beer).

    And everything sells better with a girl on it.

    I'm going to start renting cheese-covered girls to auto shows.

    -- We're not civilized. We just have better toys.

  5. Real equality on Genderplay in Videogames · · Score: 1



    It's been said that real equality will be achieved when a female schmuck moves up the corporate ladder as fast as her male colleagues...and makes the same sexist decisions that sell like gangbusters.

    Y'know, when Ms. Movie Executive says to her assistants, "Why don't we have her take her top off in this shot. It's going too slow." Then women will have reached parity with men.

    Otherwise all this blather about gaming equality is as useless as forcing boys to play with barbie dolls.

    -- We're not civilized. We just have better toys.

  6. USPTO, EPA on Interesting and Educational Web Pages for Children? · · Score: 1


    The United States Patent and Trademark Office (www.uspto.gov) is a great place to learn about technology, or at least the attempt to own it, from 1790 to today!

    I also like to read the EPA website (www.epa.gov) once in a while to my kids.

  7. Not the best titled on Man Jailed for Selling Modchips · · Score: 1



    I misread it. I thought it said "Jan Mailed For Smelling Sodchips", and I was disappointed.

    Why isn't there anything about three-legged races?

  8. Damn you! on TiVo++ from India · · Score: 1


    Damn you, Bill Frist and your Frist Posts!

    - The Emergency Broadcast System

  9. The Wheel, and Fire on Technologies that Have Exceeded Their Expectations? · · Score: 1



    Man, I love those things. I have to thank the guys who invented them.

  10. trebuchet on Where Should Space Exploration Go From Here? · · Score: 0


    Rockets are too complex. I mean, you have to be a rocket scientist to understand them.

    I think a better way to reach space is to have a catapult which launches a catapult which launches a catapult which launches...a shark.

  11. Re:TROLL TUESDAY!!! on New SGI Altix 3000 · · Score: -1, Offtopic


    You make many good points. I'm going to stop using computers and become a fisherman.

  12. I'm special! on Ring Of Stars Found Around Milky Way · · Score: 1



    **My** galaxy is an anomaly? Wow, I feel so special!

    Milky Way kickin' it old-star-school style! Milky Way in da house!

  13. OK, I'll brag a little on Collecting Classic Computers · · Score: 1


    I have a dual Pentium II 266, a dual Alpha 264DP, and an Alpha 164LX -- all in service. The 264DP is my main server, the 164LX does firewall / NAT duty so I can disobey the cable company, and the Intel box is my main terminal.

    I got the 264DP cheap on eBay. I used to use one of these in my previous job at MIT Lincoln Lab. We used this box running Linux 2.2.18 to set a world record for TCP/IP bandwidth-distance product (All-optical link of 1 Gb/s sustained between two workstations, one in Boston and the other in Washington DC). Our competitors, all running FreeBSD came in a few months later.

  14. Re:Cry me a river, baby. on India's Bargain Supercomputer · · Score: 1

    Right on. Who said that Americans DESERVED a high-paying job? You should be glad you aren't dead yet. Instead, a "$2 sand niggah" took your job while you were complaining. If you want a job that can't be outsourced, why don't you idiots become doctors, plumbers, or burger flippers. As a still-employed natural-born American and an ethnic "sand niggah" (Indian), let me just say: Remember, when you're pumping my gas, SMILE!

  15. Re:Doesn't the US get the code? on MS Proposes Disclosing Windows Source To India · · Score: 1

    That's where the programmers are. Think of it as a donation to a VERY large university.