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  1. Bigger turn on? on Final Matrix Set for Synchronous Release · · Score: 4, Funny

    Trinity having sex...

    or Trinity using nmap?

    Oh man. I have to go to the bathroom now. (For an unrelated reason)

  2. Re:Yes, you probably can! on The Incredible Shrinking Recording Studio · · Score: 1

    Some "music creators" don't focus enough on their toolset and create well written melodies that sound like crap on a recording. And there's everyone in between. What are you saying? That the majority of today's musicians aren't writing music and just fiddling with equipment? Where are you seeing (hearing) this?

  3. Re:Don't forget the GNU song! on The OpenBSD 3.4 Song: Theo Sings Back-up · · Score: 3, Funny

    Please forget the GNU Free Software Song song!

  4. Re:MS Psychologist? on MS Psychologist on How We Read · · Score: 1

    "You read best using Microsoft Windows (tm) operating systems."

  5. Re:Uh... on Windows 2003 takes 5% away from Linux · · Score: 4, Funny

    You don't leave a battlefield just because the enemy takes some ground.

    Unless it's "Battlefield Earth." In that case just run.

  6. Why not something really geeky? on Red Hat Linux Project Merges With Fedora · · Score: 2, Funny

    Headgear.

  7. LSL System on Take-Two Interactive and Sony Sued Over GTA · · Score: 2, Funny
    I prefer the old Leisure Suit Larry system where you have to take a quiz to prove that you are an adult before you can play the game (or you have to know that ctrl+alt+x skips it).

    I suppose now you would Google the answers to all the questions. Crap.

  8. Re:Legal degree from Play Skool? on Resolving Everything: VeriSign Adds Wildcards · · Score: 1
    5) kill every living thing at Verisign/Network Solutions even remotely involved with this bullshit (as an example to others who have not learned to participate in a civilized society.)

    The American solution!

  9. Very useful! on Phone Plus Sensory Deprivation Equals... · · Score: 1

    When there are computers beeping, phones ringing, and people yelling it's very hard to focus on your phone sex--- errr.. important business call. Yes. Ahem.

  10. Re:Right... on What The RIAA Gets Out Of File Sharing · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The RIAA has the same problem as you. They think of downloading songs as the equivalent of stealing cars. Apples and oranges. File sharing can be made to work for the record industry. There is no way to make auto theft profitable for the auto industry. If the record industry is willing to make some heavy changes to their business model they will survive.

  11. I prefer this one on Co-founder Joy to leave Sun · · Score: 3, Funny

    This is how a true geek thinks of himself.

  12. Re:Thanks for the free press, RIAA on RIAA Sues 12-Year Old Girl · · Score: 1
    They sued frickin' Tiny Tim.

    They sued one of their own artists? The man's been dead for years! Those RIAA bastards are ruthless!

  13. There can be only one. on Star Wars Kid & Episode III? · · Score: 2, Funny
    Let him be the one to take the head of jarjar

    "Mesa no feel da quickening!"

  14. Be creative! on VideoNOW PVD Reverse Engineering · · Score: 1
    It'll be sweet when these things marked down to almost nothing and you need a new toy/tool. There's also sorts of things you could use it for.

    Maybe you could give them away at a trade show with it showing a little info video about your new product which the customer could walk while walking around. If they don't bring it back, who cares??

    You could plant several of them around the city/campus and make some sort of mission-impossible scavenger hunt for your pal.

    Whenever there's "cool hacked thing" story posted someone always asks the "what's the point" question. To you ask "where's your creativity?"

  15. Re:Non-RIAA Music Reviews? on RIAA Prepares Legal Blitz Against Filesharers · · Score: 1

    Hmm... don't know, but I did find this link posted in another thread: RIAA Radar. It allows you to figure out what CDs are "RIAA Safe". That's a good starting point.

  16. What I'm going to do on Movie Industry Blames Texting for Bad Box Office · · Score: 1
    I'm going to continue going to art house theatres.

    I'm going to continue buying music from independent/small label musicians (and continue writing my own).

    I'm going to continue listening/donating to commercial free internet radio stations.

    And I'll read too.

  17. Re:OK then I confess on Friendster Fights Fakesters · · Score: 1
    18 year old cheerleader desperate for sex, especially with older men and particularly when my girlfriends can join in.

    The geeks are excited...

    time traveling capabilities

    Geek orgasm!

  18. Re:Blowing Up Tanks on Nolan Bushnell Condemns Grand Theft Auto · · Score: 1

    Well, was referring to Atari... ah, nevermind. I'll refrain from posting before coffee.

  19. Re:Blowing Up Tanks on Nolan Bushnell Condemns Grand Theft Auto · · Score: 1
    That's seems like some really relaxed rules you had. Where I work in the UK, the health and safety guy has banned us from blowing up anything.

    Welcome to America!

  20. Re:"Leader" on China to Be Laptop Leader · · Score: 1
    Hasn't china been the "leader" of manufacturing stuff foreverish?

    If by "stuff" you mean things bought for 25 cents from vending machines when you exit the super market, then yes.

  21. Re:Nice Advertisement! on Sci-Fi Memorabilia To Ogle And / Or Buy · · Score: 2, Funny
    Was your useless shit in a classic sci-fi movie?

    (and also way too expensive for any of us to buy yet quite fun to ogle at?)

  22. Re:Reality Checkpoint! Please Slow Down. on Sci-Fi Memorabilia To Ogle And / Or Buy · · Score: 1
    Maybe it makes some of you want to have it near your face

    Rather near somewhere else actually...

  23. Re:Is Gutenberg that nice? on Digitized Gutenberg Bible Available · · Score: 1

    Yeah, but his antics as Mahoney are hilarious! I love all the pranks he plays on Lt. Harris!

    Proctor!!

  24. Re:Cool on Digitized Gutenberg Bible Available · · Score: 3, Funny

    Just use the Text Zoom under the view menu! Too bad the font sucks. I tried changing it, but it doesn't work. Didn't they use style sheets?

  25. Re:For those (of us) who don't know ... on DVD Burner Round-up · · Score: 1