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Final Matrix Set for Synchronous Release

sdirector writes "'Warner Bros. has announced that in a whoa-worthy bit of synchronicity The Matrix Revolutions, the concluding chapter in the Wachowski brothers' hit sci-fi trilogy, will be released simultaneously in nearly 70 countries.'"

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  1. oh what they'll do to get a press release! by linuxbaby · · Score: 5, Insightful
    It's fun to see the little things you can do to get a press release, isn't it? It's kinda like finding a technicality to get into the Guinness Book of World Records.

    5th paragraph of the article says, "Such a release strategy has never before been attempted by Tinseltown. The closest a studio has come to doing such simultaneous, synchronized release was in May, when Fox opened X2 on the same day in 80 countries, but not at the same hour."

    So, I guess another movie some day will top this in press release land by saying, "Yes the Matrix did something similar last year, but not with the same color carpet!"

    1. Re:oh what they'll do to get a press release! by ajs · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's clearly a PR stunt, but let's face it: it's a massive one. Coordinating ANYTHING in 70 countries is damn hard, and doing so in such a way that, regardless of time zone, 70 countries are all doing it on the same hour is quite stunning.

      Hell, just getting 70 theaters in the US to do anything on the same hour is like hearding cats!

    2. Re:oh what they'll do to get a press release! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps it is because those first people who go to see the film will unknowingly be taking the "red pill" and will be freed. After this happens , others may be a tad reluctant to see it and the "agents" will then be deployed. Those who do not go to see the film will subsequently stay hardwired into the Matrix and will have to witness the destruction from within. I will be there with bells on. They can only show you the door , yadda yadda yadda.

      Glitch

  2. And in other news... by arashiakari · · Score: 5, Funny

    "The Matrix 3 will be released simultaneously in 70 sectors of the matri.. I mean... the world. CRAP!"

    First post?...

    1. Re:And in other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I, for one, welcomed our AI overlords.

    2. Re:And in other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      for what its worth, that amused me.

    3. Re:And in other news... by fastdecade · · Score: 3, Funny

      "The Matrix 3 will be released simultaneously in 70 sectors of the matri.. I mean... the world. CRAP!"

      Or perhaps in 70 parallel matrices? All will be revealed ...

    4. Re:And in other news... by sewagemaster · · Score: 1


      when neo travels between all the parallel universeres and destroys his parallel self, he becomes stronger than ever he has become, making him self "The One".... ...uh wait, wrong movie. i thought Jet Li was supposed to be the one :D

  3. When will it be released on Kazaa, eDonkey, et.al? by tbmaddux · · Score: 4, Funny

    * plonk *

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  4. Well duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why wouldn't they be able to release it simultaneously in all 70 countries? They're all just the matrix anyway, it isn't like there's a real difference between them all

  5. Call in sick by Brahmastra · · Score: 5, Interesting

    It will be interesting to see how many people call in sick on the release day, especially in places where it is being released during the day. Anyone do such a study for Star Wars?

    1. Re:Call in sick by decaf_dude · · Score: 5, Interesting

      My boss is not only giving me the afternoon off to see the movie, he's buying the tickets. All geek movies (LoTR, Matrix, et al) are treated as such: company pays for the premiere tickets and we get the afternoon off.

    2. Re:Call in sick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Hi, a dot-com from 1998 called, they want their boss back.

    3. Re:Call in sick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too many geeks work where you do. Loser.

      While us Eastern studs will be loving the chicks, late at night while watching the matrix 3, keano unleashed.

    4. Re:Call in sick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And I suppose you all spend the next day in the executive coffee bar discussing the movie over a rousing game of foosball, and watching pirated downloads of the movie on personalized 48" plasma monitors from the "comfort" of your aeron chair.

    5. Re:Call in sick by Doom+Ihl'+Varia · · Score: 1

      Does he need a Perl programmer/Historian?

    6. Re:Call in sick by GrassMunk · · Score: 1

      wasnt there a study that said the GDP in the states dropped because of episode one fanboys?

    7. Re:Call in sick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I called in sick AFTER watching Star Wars Episode II. I had this really awful, queasy feeling that my favorite movies were now tainted by that crap. That and I was sick over paying $9 to be bored to death.

    8. Re:Call in sick by lonesomeprole · · Score: 1

      Yep, east coast women rule.

    9. Re:Call in sick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oddly enough, I was actually sick when Ep. 2 came out. (Really, I was.). I still made it to the theater, of course.

    10. Re:Call in sick by kaellinn18 · · Score: 1

      I was going to, but I called in sick...

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    11. Re:Call in sick by xanadu-xtroot.com · · Score: 1

      Yep, east coast women rule.

      You must be very sick in the head.

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    12. Re:Call in sick by eightball01 · · Score: 1

      Where do you work? I SERIOUSLY need a job there. Time off AND paid tickets to the premier? Jeez. I'll work as the janitor if I have to.

    13. Re:Call in sick by MarcoAtWork · · Score: 1

      same here, it's very good for morale and doesn't really cost the company that much, it's a win-win for everybody... I think a lot of companies are doing it, at least judging from how many high-tech-worker-looking people were present at the last matrix/lotr/sw we went to...

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    14. Re:Call in sick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      He just doesn't know any better. When you grow up in New Jersey/New York, you think that that is all of the world that there is. They haven't figured out that big hair died 15 years ago, and that culture is a word.

    15. Re:Call in sick by rifter · · Score: 1

      He just doesn't know any better. When you grow up in New Jersey/New York, you think that that is all of the world that there is. They haven't figured out that big hair died 15 years ago, and that culture is a word.

      I for one welcome our new east coast big haired chick overlords. :)

    16. Re:Call in sick by pmace · · Score: 0

      I just spit water out of my nose after reading this. Thanks a bunch!

    17. Re:Call in sick by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "It will be interesting to see how many people call in sick on the release day..."

      No, it wouldn't. Well I suppose in a dark, Jerry Springer-esque kind of way, it would be. Considering how badly the second movie stunk, I can only imagine the type of guy who'd be so antsy to go he'd call in sick.

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    18. Re:Call in sick by bigjocker · · Score: 1

      That should be (Score:6E10, Funny) ... now everyone is looking at me at the office ...

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    19. Re:Call in sick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They haven't figured out that big hair died 15 years ago,

      Waaaaaah, sounds like sombody's pissed that Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, Nirvana, Stone Temple Pilots, et. al, are all dead / broken up / barely surviving / whatever, while Poison, Dokken, Slaughter, Cinderella, Firehouse, Ratt, Motley Crue, Winger, etc. are all still around, putting out great music, and drawing major crowds to their shows....

      One day you losers will learn... Big Hair will NEVER die.

    20. Re:Call in sick by chromatic · · Score: 1
      it's a win-win for everybody...

      That's the best kind. Those win-win situations where somebody loses are just so sad.

    21. Re:Call in sick by DrXym · · Score: 1

      Personally I called in sick after seeing the second one.

    22. Re:Call in sick by MarcoAtWork · · Score: 1

      touche'!

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    23. Re:Call in sick by cheekyboy · · Score: 1

      seriously, $5 movie ticket, afternoon off, that is nothing compared to what sales/marketing get..... like so called 'conferences in hawaii' .... come on !.. dumb ass marketing gets treated better than developers and they get commission, id like to see all programmers get commission too, ie 5% divided between the core engineers for X product. HA! more like the boss will increase his salary from 190k to 220k

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    24. Re:Call in sick by cheekyboy · · Score: 1

      maybe they are all the unemployed IT people that have nothing else to do.

      But btw is it BANNED in egypt again?

      (NOTE: slashdot, if you are going to have a lame 1minute wait counter, at least make a DHTML visible counter please!!!!

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    25. Re:Call in sick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you your own boss? Just wondering..

    26. Re:Call in sick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh yeah? Well the jerk store called and they want you back!

      -- George Costanza

      "I'm going with jerk store. Jerk store is the line. Jerk store!"

    27. Re:Call in sick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you count the local bar/club/fairground as a "major crowd."

    28. Re:Call in sick by wuice · · Score: 1

      Our company did the exact same thing when Clones came out, except it was more like a bribe to try to get us not to report the fact that they were once again not making payroll on payday, and we're all left to hope our checks don't bounce, etc.

      Ah, the joy of era 2002 dot-coms.

  6. about damn time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    someone decides to do this.

  7. Final Matrix? by tonyMontana69 · · Score: 5, Funny

    christ, the final Matrix? I'll bet all my Star Wars action figures that its gonna seriously suck...wait, except Boba Fett, no matter how sure I am, I never bet the Fett Man

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    1. Re:Final Matrix? by haystor · · Score: 3, Funny

      Did you get the original Boba Fett from the cereal offer?

      I ate a lot of cereal so that my little brother could get his Boba Fett

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    2. Re:Final Matrix? by Mattcelt · · Score: 1

      You're on! And we'll use my definition of "seriously suck" as criteria.

      I've always wanted a Star Wars collection...

    3. Re:Final Matrix? by CoyoteGuy · · Score: 1


      Quoteth:
      I'll bet all my Star Wars action figures that its gonna seriously suck...wait, except Boba Fett, no matter how sure I am, I never bet the Fett Man
      End Quoteth

      Ohh a Family Guy lover!! NEVER bet the Fett Man!!

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    4. Re:Final Matrix? by InfiniteWisdom · · Score: 1

      Is that you Peter?

    5. Re:Final Matrix? by Delron+Da+Thugg · · Score: 0

      Well, as long as there are no more stupid ooga booga jungle rave orgy scenes in a lava cave, and no more embarrassing, ultra poorly written Morpheus speeches, it won't be as bad as Reloaded. What it needs is less talk and more shock. Seriously that whole jungle boogy with the beating drums and the natives getting restless in the lava cave, WTF?!?

    6. Re:Final Matrix? by sharkey · · Score: 1
      Did you get the original Boba Fett from the cereal offer?

      No one did. I ate all that cereal, then when I got my Fett, the fucking rocket wouldn't launch as advertised.

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    7. Re:Final Matrix? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why does everyone complain about this? It's classic "eat, drink and be merry for tomorrow we all may die!" stuff. You don't want your people to dwell on their seemingly imminent doom...a man who believes he is about to die will generally find a way to make it happen, etc etc. So you throw a big-ass party to take their minds off the millions of kill-bots heading for them. The scene may have gone on a bit long, but it makes complete sense.

    8. Re:Final Matrix? by tonyMontana69 · · Score: 0

      oh hell yea im a Family Guy fan, that was an incredible show and damn FOX for putting it up against Friends and Survivor. It was 10x's better than any of that crap FOX has out there now, even the Simpsons asux these days

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    9. Re:Final Matrix? by monkeydo · · Score: 1

      I don't remember a Boba Fett cereal offer but I do remember collecting a lot of UPC's from other action figures to mail off for a special Boba Fett figure. Too bad my mom gave away all my figures, they're apparantly worth something.

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    10. Re:Final Matrix? by pmace · · Score: 0

      How about the obvious "Morpheus is speaking to you live from a blue-screen stage" speech? Does that usually happen too?

    11. Re:Final Matrix? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Do you always watch movies while sticking a pointy twig in your ass, or just this one?

      Jesus, people...it's entertainment. Suspension of disbelief? Enjoying a passable story with some neat action and effects? Any of this mean anything to you?

    12. Re:Final Matrix? by Listen+Up · · Score: 1

      Family Guy RULES!!!

  8. Except... by toren · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...except for Internet-land, where it'll be "released" several weeks early.

    1. Re:Except... by smg_mrBlonde · · Score: 0

      I personally doubt that. It might be released a few days before, if they find a DVD screener, but most likely someone will smuggle in a cam and release it that same day.
      I'll watch it in the local theater, im curious to know if there is matrix inside another matrix, or if it has a more interesting plot twist.

    2. Re:Except... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shane comes back at the end.

    3. Re:Except... by digidave · · Score: 1

      I think Neo never woke up from the dream in the first movie.

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    4. Re:Except... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i think you've been watching too much home and away.

    5. Re:Except... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You may be on to something there. But, I think that Neo is actually a dream-character in Trinity's head, and is a dream-manifestation of her penis-envy.

    6. Re:Except... by fenix+down · · Score: 3, Funny

      They're all just dream-characters in Trinity's head, but luckily she'll figure that out before they execute her for murdering those cops back at the beginning, and then the judge will stand up, and start clapping, and then the mean chearleader chick will clap too, but then Agent Smith will come out from behind the door, and kill them all, and then he'll kill the cameraman, and it'll turn out that this was a secret documentary found in a cave in the Yucatan, and that Smith was killed thousands of years ago by Mayan warriors that have been prophesized to return when the world needs them most, and then they'll show the last egg Smith laid that they forgot to set fire to shake, and then it'll all dissolve into Matrix code again, and it'll zoom out to some guy who's been writing the whole thing as a fanfic on some website, for this other movie, that's on the TV behind him, but it turns out he's the one in the movie, and they're the real world watching him, but then one of them will point to the audience, and say "Let's watch THIS movie now!!!!" and it'll go DUUM DUM DUUUUUUM!!! and say "THE END?" but then the Mayans will smash through the "THE END?" screen like the Kool Aid man, and it'll make that record player "bzzooop" noise, and then the crappy rave music will start again, and all the Mayans will dance and Janet Reno will be there AND ITLL BE THE BESST ENDING EVA!!!

      Ooops, I meant to say ***SPOILERS!!!***!! Just pretend you're surprised when they get to that part.

    7. Re:Except... by Thud457 · · Score: 1
      I've never seen this part before. Hey, Travis, whatcha doin' with that gun, Travis? Oh no...no, no, Travis, put down that gun. No, no, no, he's your buddy, he's your Yeller! No, no, THE END! THE END!

      Okay, what kind of a sick, doggy snuff film is this?

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    8. Re:Except... by Holi · · Score: 1

      Ok I rarely laugh at /. comments but you sir just made a lot of people look at me as I cracked up.

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    9. Re:Except... by Geek+Tragedy · · Score: 1

      Charlie? Charlie Kaufman? You read Slashdot? Wow :)

  9. cool by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 3, Funny

    Since where I live movies are much cheaper than in the US, now I can not see it for $2.50 instead of not seeing it for $8.50. Woo hoo!

    1. Re:cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      shut the fuck up, terrorist

    2. Re:cool by rootofevil · · Score: 1

      remind me where you lived that they took 8.50$ from you if you didnt go see the movie? usually they only charge you if you DO go see it.

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    3. Re:cool by perdelucena · · Score: 1

      Same thing here in Brazil, we pay about U$2.50.- U$3.00 Only problem is our salaries are 1/6 from the same job in U.S.

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    4. Re:cool by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 1
      remind me where you lived that they took 8.50$ from you if you didnt go see the movie?

      Well, I was being cute, but it's along the lines of "I'm not seeing that for $8.50!," except that for me it's $2.50.

  10. Synchronized Release DVD by uberdave · · Score: 4, Funny

    Does that mean that the DVD will not be region coded?

    1. Re:Synchronized Release DVD by HeghmoH · · Score: 1

      Yeah, get real.

      This isn't the first movie to come out simultaneously all over the world. Notably, the first two (and one assumes/hopes the last) Lord of the Rings movies, I'm sure their DVDs are as region-coded as everybody else's.

      Region-coding is all about market control, not some silly thing about keeping people from importing the DVD before the movie is in theaters. They don't want you importing the DVD because they can get away with charging you more money that way.

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    2. Re:Synchronized Release DVD by Kaimelar · · Score: 1
      Region-coding is all about market control, not some silly thing about keeping people from importing the DVD before the movie is in theaters. They don't want you importing the DVD because they can get away with charging you more money that way.

      In the spirit of "The only dumb question it the one not asked," I'm going to do just that. How, exactly, doesthe DVD region encoding "control the market"?? This is something I've never understood. I had assumed that it was to prevent imports from coming into a given country before the film was in theatres -- in that situation, I can see how the DVD could cut into the box-office profits. But you say this is not the case?

      Could someone enlighten me about region encoding as relates to market control?

    3. Re:Synchronized Release DVD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      There are two main reasons for region coding DVDs:

      1) It keeps the SE asian priates from selling their wares in the US.

      2) It allows for price control between markets. If imports were freely allowed, worldwide market pressure would make a given DVD cost the same everywhere. With region encoding you can charge $20 for a disc in the US where people can afford it, but only, say, $10 in Africa where the per capita income is less.

    4. Re:Synchronized Release DVD by K8Fan · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's because DVD prices vary to suit local economic conditions. Look at a map of the DVD regions, and you'll see that it's gerrymandered. Europe and South Africa are one price, while the poor parts of Africa, India and the former Soviet Union are another, Australia and South America are another, Southeast Asia is one, China is it's own region. It's all about money. DVDs intended for the Indian market are considerably cheaper than those coded Region 3 for Australia, even though they are both PAL.

      This of course begs the question: if they can sell DVDs profitably in India for the equivilant for $6 US, why are we paying $29 for the same thing.

      P.S. Yes, I know all that crap about Adam Smith and his invisible hands. Bite me.

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    5. Re:Synchronized Release DVD by lp_bugman · · Score: 1

      It's mainly to control the price for a given market. As a sample in mexico a set of 5 rasor blades (ultra censor 3 something) go for about $4.5 usd here in us they go for about $45 usd. So setting DVD region you can protect you market from cheaper imports. That's part of the hole PAL/NTSC thing to!

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    6. Re:Synchronized Release DVD by bobKali · · Score: 1

      It's called segmenting the market, and it's the reason airline tickets are less expensive 2 months in advance than they are 1 day in advance. Certain segments of the population are willing/able to pay more for the same good than other segments. If you can devise a way to sell the same thing to each segment for the maximum price that segment is willing to pay then you make more money than you would if you either: 1) sold for the high price and got fewer sales or 2) sold for the lower price and didn't make as much off of each sale. Airlines want to segment business travelers (who typically buy tickets only a day or 2 in advance) from vacationers (who buy tickets weeks in advance). The MPAA wants to split the market into USians who are willing/able to pay $20 to $50 a movie from other markets who may only be able to pay a little more than the cost of the media the movie is recorded on. Region encoding does this since a person is most likely to purchace his DVD player in the country in which he lives, thereby forcing him to also buy movies at the price set for his local country's economy.

    7. Re:Synchronized Release DVD by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      So what's to stop you from buying a dvd player in the cheaper region and shipping it back home?

    8. Re:Synchronized Release DVD by bobKali · · Score: 1

      The inconvenience of having to travel to a foreign country to buy it. Incompatible outlet plugs/incompatible power requirements (AC electricity in the US is generated at 60 Hz, while in many other parts of the world it may be generated at 50Hz, or possibly some other rate. Appliances designed for those countries will require a power supply compatible with what would be generated locally.)

      Besides,if you wanted to truly be able to buy from any of the regions in the world you'd need to purchace 6 dvd players, because if you only bought the one player from the cheapest region, then you'd be locked out of movies that have not been released in that region AND some movies in that region may not be available in your native language. It's an easily defeatable system, but that's not the point. The point is to make it inconvenient for someone to defeat it. You as an individual are not a market. You as a large group are, and the large group is not going to each buy 6 dvd players.

    9. Re:Synchronized Release DVD by uberdave · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This of course begs the question: if they can sell DVDs profitably in India for the equivilant for $6 US, why are we paying $29 for the same thing.

      They could sell it profitably here for $6 as well. But, they could sell it *more profitably* at $29. ("The best deal is the one that brings the most profit." - Rule of acquisition #2).

      Having said that, why do we pay $29 for a $6 item? Ignorance, Apathy, and Laziness. People either don't know, don't care, or could be bothered to get the thing for less.

    10. Re:Synchronized Release DVD by Galvatron · · Score: 1
      if they can sell DVDs profitably in India for the equivilant for $6 US, why are we paying $29 for the same thing.

      Well, first of all, don't pay $29 for a dvd. Many dvds are more like $15, only super "special edition" dvds are $29, and those probably aren't released at all in India. Second, don't forget to account for markup. Rents and salaries are cheaper in India, so the retailers likely take a smaller cut. Third, movies are different from, say, alarm clocks, because the marginal cost is virtually zero. Most of the cost of a movie is a one time production charge, and then dvd dupication is much cheaper, maybe $1 including packaging? This is actually much the same as prescription drugs. As with prescription drugs, if price discrimination is not allowed, the movie companies would probably rather forgo the developing world entirely rather than cut prices in rich nations.

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    11. Re:Synchronized Release DVD by HeghmoH · · Score: 1

      Others have replied, but I'll add my voice too since I'm the grandparent poster.

      I'm living in France at the moment, where the average price of a DVD is somewhere around $30 equivalent. At that price, it is very much worth it to import DVDs from the US, and this is what region codes prevent. The theaters thing is, I believe, also a large reason, but it's not the only reason.

      And to a couple of my sibling posters: the only difference between "PAL" DVDs and "NTSC" DVDs is the framerate (and possibly resolution, I'm not clear on this point). Either type of DVD will play correctly in any DVD player hooked up to a television that the DVD player can drive.

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    12. Re:Synchronized Release DVD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not to mention that region free DVD players are very easy to find.

    13. Re:Synchronized Release DVD by tomhudson · · Score: 1
      The power supply is not a problem (inverters, etc, or if 60 hz, just change the tap on the transformer).

      I'm not really serious, b/c after all, the movie usually makes it to a bittorrent site before or the same week its' released anyway :-)

    14. Re:Synchronized Release DVD by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      " if they can sell DVDs profitably in India for the equivilant for $6 US, why are we paying $29 for the same thing."

      Simple. Just because they can sell them for $6, doesn't mean they should. If people are paying $29 a DVD, what obligation does the movie company have to lower the price? They don't. Believe it or not, the American economy revolves around a lot of items getting a ridiculous markup.

      (Note: I'm not defending them. I think they should lower the price if DVDs that low if they really think piracy is going to wipe them out.)

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    15. Re:Synchronized Release DVD by HeghmoH · · Score: 1

      I seriously doubt if the residents of these developing nations care even a teeny tiny bit whether the movie industry thinks it's worth selling DVDs there.

      If my experience in China is any indication, the native DVD industry does a fine job of getting movies out to people quickly (usually before the real DVD is out in the US) and cheaply (less than $1 equivalent per disc). Of course there's the small matter of it being illegal, the quality is somewhat hit-and-miss, and not available through convenient mail-order, but that doesn't seem to bother people that much.

      (Best gift for a Matrix fan: A Matrix: Revolutions DVD in August! Of course, it was taken from a camera and the quality is horrible, but he thought it was cool anyway.)

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    16. Re:Synchronized Release DVD by Galvatron · · Score: 1

      I don't disagree that developing nations would probably be fine with movie companies not releasing legal dvds in their countries. What I was trying to point out is that if region coding were abolished, prices would NOT drop to $6 everywhere, instead it would likely rise to $15 everywhere.

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    17. Re:Synchronized Release DVD by ross.w · · Score: 1

      It won't make any difference in Australia. Most DVD Players here can be set to any region you want, because the market spoke and the demand is there. The instructions for doing so are, I think, required at least by the market if not by law to be provided with the player when it is sold.

      Perhaps part of the reason for the simultaneous release is to prevent ppl here getting the region 1 DVD before the movie even comes out in the cinema.

      Until someone sets up a site in India that sells DVDs internationally at the India price, there is no real need for region coding just for price control.

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      If my call is important, why am I talking to a recording?
    18. Re:Synchronized Release DVD by cheekyboy · · Score: 1

      Amazing that somethings that are complex and take a lot of effort to make have small margins, ie. say a P4 CPU or a CAR. Now look at POTATOES, they are sold at 300 to 500 percent markup. Infact most food is sold at huge markups and the farmer gets like a few dollars per tonne. ie milk, carrots, etc... all are extremely cheapass , but the big stores mark it up massively, no wonder they return great profits/dividends.

      Pitty that a bag of potatoes cant be sold for 40% margin like say... canned tuna.

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    19. Re:Synchronized Release DVD by SuperFrink · · Score: 1

      This of course begs the question: if they can sell DVDs profitably in India for the equivilant for $6 US, why are we paying $29 for the same thing.

      No actually it doesn't. It may however have raised the question in your mind.

      I try not to nit-pick but this one bugs me. Granted it is now generally considered common usage.

  11. warez by apachetoolbox · · Score: 3, Insightful

    doing this to help curb warez maybe?

    1. Re:warez by KUHurdler · · Score: 1

      Warez? You mean people will stop copying officeXP in order to watch the movie?

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    2. Re:warez by the_consumer · · Score: 1

      I've got a crappy dial-up connection, so it's taken me 7 months just to get to the_matrix_176.iso. I should be done by 2006, I think.

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    3. Re:warez by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      day or two doesn't mean jack..

      there's not too many of people who are willing to watch a shitty rushed cammed version just to get to see the movie few days early.

      however, when they stall some movies for so long that the dvd is out in other countries.. though they usually do this only with not so hot movies or with independent sleeper hits..

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  12. Beh... by Kedisar · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    HOPEFULLY it will be more synchronized than the lame-ass Hollywood fights. =\

  13. Of course! by NetNinja · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So that they can capitalize on a big crappy ending.
    I just hope they don't waste 15 mins of time showing us a stupid dancing wild orgy scene.

    1. Re:Of course! by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 5, Funny

      only on slashdot would an orgy scene be described as a waste.

    2. Re:Of course! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The scene in Reloaded wasn't a waste. It was actively bad. It would have been better to have shown a blank screen for however-long-it was, so that people could visit the bathroom or buy popcorn or something...

    3. Re:Of course! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      and only on /. will you find people that can't tell a normal rave scene from an orgy scene from a beastiality scene.

      i was looking so forward to the orgy and all i saw was an avarage rave with clips of 2 people having sex (2 doesn't make an orgy)

    4. Re:Of course! by Rasta+Prefect · · Score: 1
      only on slashdot would an orgy scene be described as a waste

      Cost/Benefit ratio, my good man. If I want to see an orgy, I'll break out my copies of "Girls Gone Wild", aquired on DVD for about the same price as my ticket to see "The Matrix". Much more entertaining, and I don't have to see Keanu's pasty white ass.

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    5. Re:Of course! by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 1

      Boy. Wouldn't it have been great if they were doing that trance-music grinding slow-mo, panning through the crowds, and panned to a whole bunch of sweaty people on the ground bear ass naked and screwing? That would have been so hot.

      They could title the scene, "Last night in Gomorrah."

      I want the Wachowskis to make another porn movie. Bound was rad.

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    6. Re:Of course! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      i was looking so forward to the orgy and all i saw was an avarage rave with clips of 2 people having sex (2 doesn't make an orgy)
      New to slashdot I see. That's twice as many as people involved than usual.
    7. Re:Of course! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean like all the males taking turn humping Trinity until she bursts into flame from the excess heat generated by the exchange of information?

    8. Re:Of course! by Delron+Da+Thugg · · Score: 0

      Yo that ain't cool...although I did wonder why there were so many minorities in the Matrix and in Zion. I mean, seriously, don't you think that the previous "chosen ones", when having to choose 5 other males and 8 females, would pick only their own race, at least for the guys?

    9. Re:Of course! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      2 doesn't make an orgy

      it does compared to what the average /.er is used to.

    10. Re:Of course! by psavo · · Score: 1

      Ahem. Minorities?. You do realise that whities are the minority in overall stats..

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    11. Re:Of course! by Lord+Kestrel · · Score: 1

      I see you've read the Diamond Age.

    12. Re:Of course! by kaltkalt · · Score: 1

      Yeah but in Zion, only "The One" and his chick-friend were white. Now, I don't know what to make of a place where everyone is dark-skinned except the one guy who is godlike and referred to as "the One." A year ago we all came up with theories as to why there were so many minorities (and by minorities, we whiteys mean dark-skinned people, whether it's accurate or not). Nothing wrong with it, nobody is claiming the movie should be burned because of this, but the Wachowskis knowingly chose to make Zion full of dark-skinned people who like to dance around like monkeys and will do whatever their leader says. Why? I don't know. Maybe it's racism on their part.

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    13. Re:Of course! by Matarick · · Score: 1

      Wow, I never knew I could make out with a girl for that long.
      No wonder why she was catching her breath.

  14. Wow, that is really amazing but.. by Harald+Paulsen · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ..is the MOVIE any good?

    (You KNOW you have to see it, right? :-)

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    1. Re:Wow, that is really amazing but.. by cloudless.net · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, no one can be told what The Matrix is... you have to see it for youself!

    2. Re:Wow, that is really amazing but.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortuntaly, no one can be told just how bad Reloaded is... you have to see how bad it is for yourself.

    3. Re:Wow, that is really amazing but.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, I don't, and I won't since the last one sucked balls.

  15. So? by Metalhead01 · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    Why should we care?

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  16. Question... by madhatter01 · · Score: 0

    What I would like to know, is will they be released simultaneously, as in the same time (7:00 here, and 7:00 in Tokyo) or will it be at, say, 7:00 pm here and 10am in Tokyo.

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    1. Re:Question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      RTFA

    2. Re:Question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      RTFA, dumbass.

    3. Re:Question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      RTFA, dumbass, I say!

    4. Re:Question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      RTFA, dumbass, I say to you!

  17. It'll be interesting to see by Afrosheen · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...how one group will rip and distribute this one first. If everyone gets it at the same time (presumably from the theater), there should be guaranteed diversity.

    Then again, an insider always hands some group a dvd screener and you know the rest.

  18. Sounds dangerous! by TopShelf · · Score: 0, Redundant

    This sounds like an ideal time for some evil villain to release the next SoBig or Slammer into the wild - all those techies skipping work to go to the movies...

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    1. Re:Sounds dangerous! by LeoDV · · Score: 2, Funny

      Or, for some evil villain's timer on his computer, because the said villain will be sitting two rows behind the techies in the theater watching Revolutions. ;)

  19. This strategy didn't stop X-Men bootlegs by r_glen · · Score: 3, Funny

    Cool! On November 5, people around the world will simultaneously get to watch Revolutions again on the big screen.

  20. In related news... by jafuser · · Score: 5, Interesting

    2003-10-03 07:28:56 Metacortex Launches Website (articles,movies) (rejected)

    Metacortex has recently launched a website to promote their products and services, while announcing their involvment with some rather large projects. If the name of this company doesn't sound entirely familiar, maybe you will remember the name of one of their former employees, Thomas Anderson.

    If anyone remembers the web-based game/puzzle for the movie A.I., this looks like it may be something similar for Matrix: Revolutions.

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    1. Re:In related news... by Bonker · · Score: 1

      If you go to their 'products' page, they offer to allow you to download screensavers and desktop wallpapers that are both remeniscient of the 'Matrix' screen-savers and yet only contain 1s and 0s. I bet there's a cute message if you convert the binary to ascii.

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    2. Re:In related news... by josquin00 · · Score: 1
      Especially when the HTML includes the lines:

      <!-- URL's used in the movie-->
      <!-- text used in the movie-->

    3. Re:In related news... by sahonen · · Score: 1

      They have an employee login section. Does anyone remember any of the unames/passes from that "hack the matrix" game they had a while back?

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    4. Re:In related news... by ConorK · · Score: 1

      Especially when the movie referred to in those tags is actually a Flash Movie (i.e. the site itself and nothing else).

    5. Re:In related news... by jafuser · · Score: 1

      If you go to the company directory (a link at the bottom), you can lookup email addresses, which I presume would probably be good clues as to what to use for a userid.

      Also the Underscore web hosting site has a very simple looking login, done in javascript, but was cleverly obscured by using a simple CRC check and a redirect to a page named after the password =)

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    6. Re:In related news... by cK-Gunslinger · · Score: 5, Funny


      I bet there's a cute message if you convert the binary to ascii.

      Yep, it reads: "Don't forget to drink your Ovaltine!" =)

      (nobody is gonna get that...)

    7. Re:In related news... by A1miras · · Score: 2, Interesting
      From the "products" page:

      MetaGamex Console

      Are you ready to enter another world? Are you ready for an experience unlike any you've ever encountered before? Well get ready for the MetaGamex gaming system.


      Please tell me the end of revolutions won't be some metacortechs engineer pulling a virtual reality helmet off of Thomas Anderson's head.
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    8. Re:In related news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you try to lookup ANDERSONTHOMAS in the company directory for the location in washington state, you get:

      Name: Anderson, Thomas

      ***TRANSFERRED***

      No forwarding information available.

    9. Re:In related news... by kaellinn18 · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's actually "Be sure to drink your Ovaltine," but I know what you're referring to. :-)

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    10. Re:In related news... by josquin00 · · Score: 1
      Good point. However, if you go to the corporate directory and choose their Redland, WA location, then enter andersonthomas in the query blank, you get the response:

      Name: Anderson, Thomas

      ***TRANSFERRED***

      No forwarding information available.

      That might be a little more telling.

    11. Re:In related news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    12. Re:In related news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If this is a game like the one created for AI, I think someone should create a Yahoo group to assist calibration. I personally did not have the time to "play" the AI game, but I enjoyed following it immensely. I personally thought the story they created for the game was better than the final product of the movie.

    13. Re:In related news... by jafuser · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This web-game hacking puzzle situation brings up an interesting catch-22. How do we know when we've left the realm of the movie's fictional collection of websites, back into the real world, where it is technically illegal to try to hack into the websites?

      For example, I gave them an email address in their "MetaGamex Beta Test" signup, which really sent a short email to the address I gave it, telling me thanks for signing up, blah blah blah. I thought, maybe this is a way to get more clues, so I looked in the email headers and found the following:

      X-Mailer: Octeth Email Manager Pro(R) v3.2.1.0 Reloaded

      I thought, ok, let's do a google search for "Octeth Email Manager", and came across a website, which after a minute of looking around was apparent to be a real software product in the real non-fictional world that we, slashdot readers exist in.

      So, my question is, if (reading from a recent /. article) hacking computers is going to get us 20 years in jail, and ignorance of the law is no excuse, what are we expected to do when games which enjoy seamless integration with our reality require that we practice "hacking" actions to participate in the game, and we have no clear border between where the game ends and reality begins?

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    14. Re:In related news... by ConorK · · Score: 1

      Oh, I don't doubt this is some form of viral marketing for the new matrix movie. Have a read of their news page, on which they complain about being hacked, and seem to nearly invite attempts to get into their system. I'm sure there'll be some takers on slashdot!

    15. Re:In related news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ummm....common sense? if it doesn't look like it's part of the game, don't hack it?

    16. Re:In related news... by xanadu-xtroot.com · · Score: 1

      I thought that was supposed to bring up "Milton".
      Man, I really gotta work on my SQL coding...
      :-\

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    17. Re:In related news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Beth McConnell from the main page doesn't show up as an employee anywhere...

    18. Re:In related news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try alternate spellings for her first name.

    19. Re:In related news... by jafuser · · Score: 1
      It's not always blatantly obvious though...

      Underscore Hosting looks a lot more professional of a website than many of the other web sites that I've seen advertising web hosting back in the days that I was looking for one.

      Sure there are clues in their Terms of Service:
      USH, its employees, agents, officers, directors, agents, successors and assigns (collectively "USH Control Matrix") is not affiliated with [...]
      but you have to do a lot of reading to find that =)
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    20. Re:In related news... by jafuser · · Score: 1

      I hate following up to myself, but I just wanted to add..

      I just called the phone number posted on the Underscore Hosting website and got roughly "Thank you for calling Underscore Hosting. [...] please leave a message. Thank you."

      Very cool, but a little disturbing =)

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    21. Re:In related news... by mark_lybarger · · Score: 1

      somebody obviously did NOT take their required medication this morning!

    22. Re:In related news... by amarodeeps · · Score: 1

      "A Christmas Story?"

    23. Re:In related news... by thinkninja · · Score: 1

      username: mcconnellelizabeth
      Name: McConnell, Beth
      Dept: Research and Development
      Email: blmcconnell@metacortechs.com
      www.metadex.net/usr/ emc2/bio/
      Phone: (206) 350-6042

      Her website's login/pass is allegedly EMC2/Evanescence but that's not working for me.

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    24. Re:In related news... by thinkninja · · Score: 1

      I wonder how many professions of undying love Ms McConnell has received so far...

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    25. Re:In related news... by Ehsan · · Score: 1

      This is indeed an ARG (Alternate Reality Game) very similar to the A.I. ARG "The Beast" .. There's already a lot of discussion going on all over the web.. You can read this guide to get up to speed, and then browse the thousand posts in all the different forums.. If you want more info on what an ARG is go here

    26. Re:In related news... by siphoncolder · · Score: 1

      YOU'LL SHOOT YOUR EYE OUT!

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    27. Re:In related news... by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 2, Funny

      If the name of this company doesn't sound entirely familiar, maybe you will remember the name of one of their former employees, Thomas Anderson.

      You mean the old bald guy that Beavis & Butt-head used to antagonize?

    28. Re:In related news... by Delirium+Tremens · · Score: 2, Informative
      It says:
      The machine turns, turns and must keep on turning -- for ever. It is death if it stands still. A thousand millions scrabbled the crust of the earth. The wheels began to turn. In a hundred and fifty years there were two thousand millions. Stop all the wheels. In a hundred and fifty weeks there are once more only a thousand millions; a thousand thousand thousand men and women have starved to death.

      Note that this is a loosy binary-to-ascii translations because I translated the token 10010110 as ' -- ' instead of an actual long horizontal dash.
      Also, I actually only translated a little past the first sentence, and then the last few words. I googled the rest out.
      It turns out that this is an excerpt from Chapter Three of the Brave New World by Aldous Huxley.
    29. Re:In related news... by Stormalong · · Score: 1

      There is a Yahoo group setup for the game. Come and help out!

      http://groups.yahoo.com/group/metacortechs

    30. Re:In related news... by bigjocker · · Score: 1

      No it says: "Why is it called Ovaltine ... it's not round, it's oval, so it should be called Roundtene"

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    31. Re:In related news... by LookSharp · · Score: 1

      "Yep, it reads: "Don't forget to drink your Ovaltine!" =)

      (Nobody is gonna get that...)"


      Not only do I get the reference, I work in an office building (formerly department store) on the corner where the Christmas parade scenes were shot, and across the street from the former department store where the Santa scenes were shot.

      Can you name my location? :)

    32. Re:In related news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I will bite.

      You live in Fuckwad, Indiana

    33. Re:In related news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can you name my location?

      Hammond, IN

      Been there, done that, and moved as far away as I could.

    34. Re:In related news... by fenix+down · · Score: 1

      Underscore is definately in on it. They're not accepting customers, they're in an "exclusive partnership with MetaCortex" and you use "M-Core Control Panel" to run your account.

      However, I am wondering if this is really guerulla marketing or just some guy with way, way, too much time. All these domains were registered by domainsbyproxy.com, not under the name MetaCortex or anything, and AI was really blatant about what was real and what wasn't. They never did anything like linking to the real webmin.com (underscore says it's the admin software for their servers at the "Tier-1 MetaCortex MetaCenter outside of Redland, WA.") or using real sofware logos. "Do not use the Windows logo on or in connection with products, packaging, manuals, promotional/advertising materials, or Web sites for any purpose except pursuant to an express written trademark license from Microsoft." Oops.

      If this is Warner Bros, they've really kicked it up a notch above AI and Perfect Dark.

    35. Re:In related news... by mooman · · Score: 1

      On futher poking around, I ran across this site:
      http://www.little-boxes.net/
      Also "hosted" by Underscore hosting. It purports to be Beth McConnell's person website. But it also has telling little clues like:

      "The world, as we know it, is guided by a relatively complex set of simple rules. These rules are not only built on logic and order, they establish logic and order. These rules, these physical laws, cannot just be ignored or discounted. Yet here I was looking at page after page of instances that seemed to operate with different rules, ones that disrupt what we know to be true, to be possible."

      Hmmmm.. ;)

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    36. Re:In related news... by LookSharp · · Score: 1

      Sorry, wrong, try again. Downtown and Santa scenes were filmed in Cleveland, Ohio. Higbee's Department store at the corner of Prospect and Ontario. One block south of Public Square, where the parade was filmed.

    37. Re:In related news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, looking at the sites, I'm thinking that it may actually be the same group of people doing this that did the AI web game. They were also backed by Microsoft, which may explain the logos...

    38. Re:In related news... by pangu · · Score: 1

      Too bad they can't spell their own companies name in their web address.

    39. Re:In related news... by snowlick · · Score: 1

      Oh god, if you are right I will have to burn all my Matrix crap.

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    40. Re:In related news... by crazysim · · Score: 0

      Metacortechs = Microsoft? Both are in Redmond.....

    41. Re:In related news... by cascino · · Score: 1

      Okay, I did some quick research. This is definitely not a real company.
      It looks like somebody's put together a website tracking this whole story:
      The Metacortex Conspiracy
      There are other pages referenced from the main Metcortex page. If you search the employees mentioned, you'll find their homepages. Everything is indicated as being hosted by a company named UnderScore Hosting, which (a) is not accepting new hosting applications and (b), along with the Metacortex "main offices", is located in a city that doesn't exist (Redland, WA).
      Some links, presumably created by the Matrix team:
      http://www.little-boxes.net/
      http://www.metadex.net/
      http://www.paranormaljournal.org/
      More info on the site mentioned at the top.
      Consider the ramifications on the story of the Matrix - perhaps Neo was working at the company that went on to develop the Matrix (or at least the necessary AI for the machines to take over)?

    42. Re:In related news... by Ineffable+27 · · Score: 1

      I know that some scenes for that movie, including the tongue-stuck-on-flagpole scene, were shot in some town in Ontario. The director is a Canadian. The IMDB could perhaps shed some more light on this....

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    43. Re:In related news... by LookSharp · · Score: 1

      You are also correct. Check the page for the guy who played "Scut," I came across it while verifying my facts before posting. (Shock!)

  21. More & more common by makapuf · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I think that with the globalization of P2P networks, and the fact that volunteer subtitiles are quite simple to produce, more and more movies (and especially those with high 'geek-appeal') will need to be out simultaneously.

    If I can see a divx a few month before a movie on divx I would have been able to see in a theatre, I'll only go to see only good movies which are worth the 8 euros I'll have to pay to see it on big screen, which might be less than "every movie".

  22. Surprise? by alexandre · · Score: 1

    We may have a big surprise then... well, either that or they think it'll help twart piracy issue...:)

  23. Wow... it must really suck hard! by cryptochrome · · Score: 4, Interesting

    They definitely aren't taking any chances on losing money with this one. I predict the strongest opening weekend ever and the biggest drop for the second weekend... gotta get people in the theaters before the word gets out you know...

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    1. Re:Wow... it must really suck hard! by foo+fighter · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I'm betting there are some huge plot twists, and they don't want the ending spoiled for anyone because they had to wait three months to see the film.

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    2. Re:Wow... it must really suck hard! by elwoodblues16 · · Score: 5, Funny

      I predict the strongest opening weekend ever and the biggest drop for the second weekend
      Well, Gigli has a hammerlock on the biggest second week drop, 'going down' 81.9%. If Revolutions does worse than that, I'll eat my own socks without ketchup.

    3. Re:Wow... it must really suck hard! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since when does THAT matter for the movie industry? It is all about the bottom line.

    4. Re:Wow... it must really suck hard! by WIAKywbfatw · · Score: 2, Funny

      If it does that bad, I'll buy you a bottle of ketchup. And some "previously enjoyed" underwear for desert.

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    5. Re:Wow... it must really suck hard! by damiena · · Score: 1

      What's 81.9% of 0?

    6. Re:Wow... it must really suck hard! by corbettw · · Score: 1

      "If Revolutions does worse than that, I'll eat my own socks without ketchup."

      Should that happen, I reserve the right to say "Gobble, gobble" just before you do.

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    7. Re:Wow... it must really suck hard! by identity0 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, Gigli has a hammerlock on the biggest second week drop, 'going down' 81.9%. If Revolutions does worse than that, I'll eat my own socks without ketchup.

      ...and in other news, Warner Bros. has announced that they are re-casting the final movie in the Matrix Triology. "We want actors with more screen presence", said one spokesman "and stars like Ben Affleck or J. Lo should fit right in with the gritty, dark feel of the series. We also felt that Ice Cube will be more 'gangsta-like' as Morpheus than that Laurence guy. I mean, who gives a leading part to a guy named Fishburn?" Unconfirmed reports suggest the crew is experiencing technical difficulties fitting J. Lo into a leather bodysuit, and may end up cutting all scenes with that outfit.

      So do you want to eat your socks now, or wait 'till the release?

    8. Re:Wow... it must really suck hard! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Unconfirmed reports suggest the crew is experiencing technical difficulties fitting J. Lo into a leather bodysuit, and may end up cutting all scenes with that outfit.

      In the yet to be made spoof Pornamatrix, this problem was solved by just cutting a large opening around the tight spots.
    9. Re:Wow... it must really suck hard! by stanmann · · Score: 1

      I'm sure there is no shortage of volunteers to cut J-Lo out of her bodysuit.

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    10. Re:Wow... it must really suck hard! by foo+fighter · · Score: 1

      Assume you aren't a Matrix worshipping fanboy.

      If you hear about the major plot twists you've lost probably the biggest motivation for going to see this release in the theater.

      "Oh, that's what the matrix is? Guess I'll wait for the DVD."

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    11. Re:Wow... it must really suck hard! by Prof.Phreak · · Score: 1

      Imagine the world-wide riot when in the end of the 'final' matrix it says: "To be continued..."

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  24. Another desperate move... by romcabrera · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...in order to stop bootleg copies production. Here in my country (Ecuador, Southamerica), Reloaded was released two weeks after the American Release. But you could find at streets bootleg copies of it as soon as May, 16!!

    1. Re:Another desperate move... by Excen · · Score: 1

      (Ecuador, Southamerica)

      Thank you for clearing that up for my fellow (United States of) Americans, because there's always that one dumbass. . .

      --
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  25. Oh no... by bdesham · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...97% of the world's sysadmins will be gone for a couple of hours, starting at the exact same time. Sounds like time for "Black Hat Fun Fest 2003"...

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    1. Re:Oh no... by GlassUser · · Score: 4, Funny

      But the blackhats will be there too. Aren't they usually the ones dressed up as characters from the movie?

    2. Re:Oh no... by romcabrera · · Score: 1

      But... Black Hatters will be gone away too, dude :) I mean... a hacker don't loving The Matrix??

    3. Re:Oh no... by PainKilleR-CE · · Score: 1

      Just one problem, all the Black Hats will be at the movies, too. The only real solution for them is to setup computers to launch attacks automatically when the movie starts.

      Of course, the admins could just set it up so the firewall takes the entire network offline before the movie starts and hope things cool down when the movie's over.

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      -PainKilleR-[CE]
    4. Re:Oh no... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds more like the perfect opportunity for the REAL Matrix to take over. No gatekeepers to stem the flow of takeover. Genius.

    5. Re:Oh no... by holzp · · Score: 1

      no, those are the asshats.

    6. Re:Oh no... by Montag2k · · Score: 1

      No, the characters from the movie are dressed up as them!

    7. Re:Oh no... by satanami69 · · Score: 1

      No, the characters from the movie are dressed up as them!

      That's only for the Soviet Russia release.

      --
      I really hate Dan Patrick.
    8. Re:Oh no... by |/|/||| · · Score: 1

      With all of the humans at the movies, we'll have to leave it to the programs to battle it out.

      Maybe TRON will save the day.

      --
      [javac] 100 errors
    9. Re:Oh no... by GlassUser · · Score: 1

      Definately the winner. I'd give you that karma if I could.

    10. Re:Oh no... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The TRON legacy code has been altered and corrupted from it's original purpose to be an anti-user weapon. It will seek to eradicate all users in the system.
      Do not compile TRON legacy code.

  26. This might mean it sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This might be a money grab for a big opening weekend without contaminating the foreign markets with news that it is not that great...

    1. Re:This might mean it sucks by pandrijeczko · · Score: 1

      ..just like the second one did. Basically, "The Matrix" is a ten page short story that was stretched into a good movie by virtue of some innovative special effects and camera work. The second was just a repeat of the same with a couple of really annoying LOOOOOOOOOOONNNGG philosophical dialogue sessions that admirably failed in trying to make the movie anything more than a pretty piece of eye candy...

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    2. Re:This might mean it sucks by PhoenixFlare · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You know, if you don't like it, you could just...Not watch the movie. Or if you really can't stop yourself from writing a bad review, at least post it somewhere appropriate.

      It made a $281,048,966 US box office total, and over $700 million worldwide so far...Apparently, even if it is "a pretty piece of eye candy", as you say...Some people seem to enjoy candy.

    3. Re:This might mean it sucks by skarmor · · Score: 1

      You know, if you don't like it, you could just...Not watch the movie. Or if you really can't stop yourself from writing a bad review, at least post it somewhere appropriate.

      You mean this discussion of the Matrix series on slashdot is an inappropriate venue to express one's opinions on th emovie?

      It made a $281,048,966 US box office total, and over $700 million worldwide so far...Apparently, even if it is "a pretty piece of eye candy", as you say...Some people seem to enjoy candy.

      Some people enjoy having women in high heels stomp on their balls. That doesn't mean that its a good thing...

    4. Re:This might mean it sucks by PhoenixFlare · · Score: 1

      You mean this discussion of the Matrix series on slashdot is an inappropriate venue to express one's opinions on th emovie?

      No, I didn't say that. What I did mean, though, was that I get quite annoyed with people who apparently find no redeeming quality in something, and yet they force themselves to endure it just so they can vent about it later.

      I'm reminded of posters around here that whine about there being too many stories on a subject XYZ, and yet they refuse to use the provided control to stop subjecting themselves to what they hate so much.

      Some people enjoy having women in high heels stomp on their balls. That doesn't mean that its a good thing...

      Amusing analogy, but not really accurate. You're trying to say "I think this movie sucks, and anyone that likes it is disturbed or otherwise mistaken in some way.".

      Sorry, but things don't quite work that way. For a great many people, the whole Matrix series has so far been a very good thing.

    5. Re:This might mean it sucks by skarmor · · Score: 1

      No, I didn't say that. What I did mean, though, was that I get quite annoyed with people who apparently find no redeeming quality in something, and yet they force themselves to endure it just so they can vent about it later.

      Agreed, that is stupid behavior. You should have said that if that's what you meant.

      Amusing analogy, but not really accurate. You're trying to say "I think this movie sucks, and anyone that likes it is disturbed or otherwise mistaken in some way.".

      I never once gave my opinion of the movie. You were arguing that the movie is good because some people like it. I was simply pointing out that something (having your balls crushed) can still suck even though some (freak) people enjoy it.

      But I'm very much in favor of you having the right to your opinion, I don't think you're a freak. If you love the movie then it shouldn't really matter what other people think about it one way or the other...

  27. well... by ed.han · · Score: 4, Interesting

    i dunno: i think it's actually pretty fair. scheduling the release time while working with time zone differences globally is actually pretty difficult to accomplish, i should think.

    what i found most interesting in the article:

    "revolutions will also screen at selected imax venues, the first time a major hollywood release has ever premiered concurrently on both 35mm and the large-screen format.

    OK, you just know people are gonna be going from imax to stadium-seating theatres to compare film experiences. heck, i might do it myself.

    ed

    1. Re:well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean, is the 3rd one going to be a cheesy mystical movie with some action scenes, or a fast-pace action movie with some mystical scenes?

    2. Re:well... by geoffspear · · Score: 1
      "revolutions will also screen at selected imax venues, the first time a major hollywood release has ever premiered concurrently on both 35mm and the large-screen format.

      Except Disney is a major hollywood studio, and they released Treasure Planet simultaneously in 35mm and IMAX, a year earlier. But hey, I'm sure they'll claim the Treasure Planet IMAX release had its first show start 15 minutes after the first 35mm show so it doesn't count.

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    3. Re:well... by stanmann · · Score: 1

      Except Treasure planet was a cheasy disney cartoon, not a major hollywood release.

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    4. Re:well... by geoffspear · · Score: 1

      pretty much every major hollywood release is cheesy. especially when they release it simultaneously around the world to prevent spoilers of the completely predictable plot twists.

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    5. Re:well... by okvol · · Score: 2, Interesting
      IMax vs. standard:

      IMax here has 10,000 watt audio, but 4x3 screen Standard has less audio, but 16x9 screen

      Matrix 2 was good on Imax, but the sides were cut off.

      However, StarWars 2 on Imax had a different sound track - like when a big ship landed, the entire theater rumbled.

      I'll probably watch it on IMax and standard both, to get the full experience.

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    6. Re:well... by slaker · · Score: 1

      Let's not say things we can't take back. The word "Good" presupposes a positive value judgement. It certainly doesn't belong in the same sentence with "The Matrix".

      Maybe they'll give up on the postnatal abortion they call a "plot" and have 2 hours of Carrie-Anne Moss alternating between yoga stretching in tight leather pants and blowing stuff up.

      Then we'd have something that's at least worth the cost of a rental.

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    7. Re:well... by rifter · · Score: 1

      pretty much every major hollywood release is cheesy. especially when they release it simultaneously around the world to prevent spoilers of the completely predictable plot twists.

      And here I thought it was to prevent Slashdotters from including a bittorent link to the movie in the anouncement of the movie's US release ;)...

    8. Re:well... by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      " scheduling the release time while working with time zone differences globally is actually pretty difficult to accomplish, i should think."

      On the plus side, it lowers the need for people to download it off the net. The MPAA should consider that before blaming P2P on their woes.

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      "Derp de derp."
    9. Re:well... by Ralph+Wiggam · · Score: 1

      "like when a big ship landed, the entire theater rumbled"

      Hollywood has discovered recently that if it can't be good, it can at least be loud and people will think that's cool. Why spend millions on good writers and actors when a guy can just turn the volume knob up to 11.

      -B

    10. Re:well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck that, my volume goes up to 1*10^66!

    11. Re:well... by dubstar · · Score: 1

      Hmm, I could have swore I saw Phantom Menace opening night on an IMAX screen.. and the first LOTR. I personally prefer the norm 35mm, as I found I couldn't fit the entire IMAX screen into my field of vision, making me look around all the time focusing on other parts of the screen where the action is taking place. Mind you, coulda been something I smoked too..

    12. Re:well... by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

      --I cried during that movie, you insensitive clod!!

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      == WolfriderV6 == I'm willing to admit that *I just might* be wrong... Are you??
    13. Re:well... by stanmann · · Score: 1

      That is OK, I cried when I saw the preview and understood the premise.

      --
      Food not Bombs is a nice platitude but it breaks down when you notice that the Bombees are usually well fed
  28. Let's just do this all now by tekiegreg · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I for one welcome our new matrix overlords, but I can't imagine a beowulf cluster of them because I can't watch the movie you insensitive clod!

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  29. Hmmmm by kavi_3 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I wonder if this was done to prevent word of "Internet" from spreading faster then the release of the movie to different times zone saying that it sucked. With the movie lauching at the same time everywhere you will kill that effect for the first day at least.

    I'll still see it though. Hell, our company is having an outing when the moview releases here in Chicago (8 am I beleive).

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    1. Re:Hmmmm by K8Fan · · Score: 1

      8 AM AKA Very, very, very late at night.

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  30. what after revolutions by civilengineer · · Score: 2, Funny

    After I watched the matrix and found out they were making reloaded, I had something to look forward to in life. Even now, I have something to look forward to in form of "Revolutions". But, what next? There will be nothing to look forward to after that and our lives will be filled with void. Maybe I should not watch revolutions till for many years just so that there will be something worth doing left in life.

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    1. Re:what after revolutions by XJEEP.org · · Score: 5, Funny

      unless of course it ends where the first Martix began.

    2. Re:what after revolutions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bring a full bottle of OxyContin. When the credits roll, you should swallow the whole bottle and it will all be over soon for you.

    3. Re:what after revolutions by snipingkills · · Score: 1

      What are you not a LOTR fan? That would add what like 2 weeks to your life?

    4. Re:what after revolutions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kill yourself. If you liked Reloaded you are a worthless human being.

    5. Re:what after revolutions by FuzzyBad-Mofo · · Score: 1

      Well, you can still look forward to getting the DVD! :)

    6. Re:what after revolutions by ViolentGreen · · Score: 0

      I am hoping for a full featured CGI flick, like the first segment of the Animatrix. The rest of the Animatrix was a huge letdown after that.

      --
      Not everything is analogous to cars. Car analogies rarely work.
    7. Re:what after revolutions by dexter+riley · · Score: 1

      You're not alone. For the last two years of unemployent and depression, three things have kept me afloat:
      Getting to see the rest of the Matrix Series
      Getting to see the rest of the LOTR series
      Getting to see the Cassini mission to Saturn.

      After Cassini loses contact with Earth due to a high-gain antenna/metric conversion/O-ring malfunction in July 2004, I got nothin'.

    8. Re:what after revolutions by Prof.Phreak · · Score: 1

      unless of course it ends where the first Martix began.

      Or... it will end with a "To be continued." :-)

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      "If anything can go wrong, it will." - Murphy

    9. Re:what after revolutions by glitch23 · · Score: 1

      Don't say that. Only my girlfriend is allowed to play with my mind like that.

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    10. Re:what after revolutions by mink · · Score: 1

      Not even the haunted house one?

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    11. Re:what after revolutions by ViolentGreen · · Score: 0

      That was alright but it didn't compare to the first

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    12. Re:what after revolutions by mink · · Score: 1

      One thing I didnt pick up on at first was the "Kids Story" was them saving that one kid who in Reloaded follows him like a puppy. It didnt click till the second time I saw it.

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      Well I've wrestled with reality for thirty five years doctor, and I'm happy to say I finally won out over it.
  31. I hope its a better film than the last one by egg+troll · · Score: 1

    Unfortunatly the second installment of the Matrix series was terribly disappointing. It felt drained of the humanity and cleverness that made the first one so great. Hopefully this problem will be fixed in the third one. Otherwise the Matrix series is going down the same God-awful road that Star Wars went down. *shudder*

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    1. Re:I hope its a better film than the last one by BagOBones · · Score: 1

      I know what you mean.. It seemed like there was no motive for most of the action other than to look cool.

      The smiths part was WAY TOO LONG..

      Neo... Duhh there are too many of them... O thats right I can fly.... Forgot, silly me..

      --
      EA David Gardner -"... but the consumers have proven that actually what they want is fun."
    2. Re:I hope its a better film than the last one by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      You aren't suggesting that there will be overgrown muppets in Revolutions, are you?

      NOT THE EWOKS!!! GAAUGHH!

      *takes own life*

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  32. One word by Ikeya · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Whoa"

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  33. and? by andih8u · · Score: 0

    Ok, I'm sorry, but I really don't see how this is newsworthy. Is getting everyone to press the play button on the projector a great feat of technology or something?

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    1. Re:and? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Is getting everyone to press the play button on the projector a great feat of technology or something?"

      Um, yeah, it is. It's a great feat of global communications and distributions networks.

      It's kinda like the internet and TCP/IP. They had already been around for more than 20 years, but when everyone started using them to communicate together in the mid 90s it was a very a big deal.

      Getting lots of people to work together is never easy and always significant.

      TW

  34. Yeah... by Bendebecker · · Score: 1

    But I bet it will be on the Internet first.

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    most of us won't be able to afford it.
    -- Lemmy
  35. Not watching it by CALBIZ · · Score: 0

    Forget III, like II it will be nothing like I. Who ever got their greasy hands on the Matrix production ruined it. If I want to see sweaty animal bumping and grinding I'll watch MTV. They ruined a get series, on purpose more then likely.

    1. Re:Not watching it by Pxtl · · Score: 1

      Umm, it was the same people - just like it took only Lucas himself to fuck star wars, it took only the Warshowski brothers to fuck their own Matrix.

      I think the problem was the same: they got cocky and thought they were right, even if people told them otherwise.

  36. Cool! by MImeKillEr · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Now, when can we expect:

    1. The boxed set ?
    2. Each title in letterbox/wide-screen ?
    3. The letterbox/wide-screen boxed set ?
    4. Each title as a 'limited editition' with a bunch of extra crap ?
    5. The limited-edition boxed set ?
    6. Each title released individually as 'Director's Cut' ?
    7. The director's cut of the boxed set ?

    'Cause you know they're going to take a page from George Lucas and whore the titles like he did with Star Wars.

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    1. Re:Cool! by PainKilleR-CE · · Score: 1

      and then you've got the different types of boxed sets:

      - the base set with the 3 movies (times the 12 different editions of those 3 movies)

      - the extended set that includes Animatrix

      - the extra-extended set that includes Animatrix and whatever that extra DVD was that they packaged with the Matrix not too long ago

      - the GIANT BOX (think Ultima IX) that includes all of the above and a National Geographic special on the locations in the movie (never mind that they're urban locations) and giant 'blue pill' and 'red pill' bookends, sponsored by Advil Liquigels.

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    2. Re:Cool! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      On the upside, the MPAA has announced that another anti-piracy measure they're going to be taking will be to lower the prices of DVDs.

      Hope that takes, they may whore the films but at least it'll be an affordable whore.

      But I'll only buy the trilogy if the third one makes up for Retarded...

    3. Re:Cool! by PainKilleR-CE · · Score: 1

      A couple other items I forgot:

      -Special limited edition DVD with all of the footage filmed for Enter the Matrix

      - Bundled copy of Enter the Matrix

      - Special Edition Girl in the Red Dress interactive DVD-ROM

      ok, maybe I'm going too far.

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    4. Re:Cool! by hackstraw · · Score: 1

      'Cause you know they're going to take a page from George Lucas and whore the titles like he did with Star Wars.

      Where did you get your DVD box set of Star Wars IV -> VI?

    5. Re:Cool! by MImeKillEr · · Score: 2, Informative

      They don't have Episodes IV, V and VI on DVD.

      I have the boxed set of VHS tapes from the original three, and only because they were a gift. They're the digitally-remastered (gold box) set.

      I have a couple of friends who pounced on the 1st box set that came out. I tried to warn them, knowing they'd release another set that had been digitially-remastered.

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    6. Re:Cool! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can get good ones sourced from laser discs from Indonesia or somewhere. Ebay.

      The laserdisc's have AC3 audio too so they come out really nice and are stamped dvd-9.

    7. Re:Cool! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, you are so much better than us, I bow before your august coolness. Only because it was a gift! Wow! You are so fucking great.

      I bet you're a hoot at parties. You remind me of the accountant from Ghostbusters.

    8. Re:Cool! by MImeKillEr · · Score: 1

      Yes, only because it was a gift, douchebag.

      Will I buy them once they all come out on DVD in a box set? Yes. Which is why I didn't bother buying the VHS versions in the first place. Sure, Episodes I and II were utter shit, but they're part of a story that I want my kids to be able to see.

      Look, just because you can't find Season 9 of Buffy on DVD doesn't mean you have to get your panties in a knot.

      And you're right : I am better than you.

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    9. Re:Cool! by sklib · · Score: 1

      You actually forgot two:

      8. ???
      9. Profit!

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    10. Re:Cool! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You consumer whore. When DVD goes obsolete, like 8-tracks and laserdiscs, there's just going to be another box set! And when Lucas dies in another 15 years they'll probably release some sort of commemorative edition! Who's sucking on Lucas' teat now, fool? You're just flushing money down the toilet.

      P.S. What's a Buffy?

    11. Re:Cool! by bcemoli · · Score: 1

      But what will be the matrix equivalent of Greedo shooting first? And will they re-edit the Architect back in to the first one (a la Jabba).

    12. Re:Cool! by frohike · · Score: 1

      My wife quipped that the obvious name for the huge box set that includes everything (Revisited, Reloaded, Revolutions) is The Matrix: Repackaged :)

    13. Re:Cool! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now, with 30% more [s]THC[/s]...THX!

      Note the [s][/s], because /. doesn't feel that users should be able to strikethrough their text ;)

    14. Re:Cool! by cfuse · · Score: 1
      'Cause you know they're going to take a page from George Lucas and whore the titles like he did with Star Wars.

      So what? At least it doesn't have any footage shot by Lucas since he started to smoke crack (or did you think that Jar Jar Binks was the result of a normal human mind?)

      I'll personally be buying the Matrix complete whore bag edition.

    15. Re:Cool! by MImeKillEr · · Score: 1

      I'll personally be buying the Matrix complete whore bag edition.

      Hey, I never said I wouldn't.

      I own the 1st DVD. I'll personally wait until they release the Director's Cut box set.

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  37. Region Codes by McGruff · · Score: 5, Interesting

    So, when the DVD ships it will be region free since the studio released it world wide on the same day, right? Isn't that the only justification the DVDCCA uses for region codes?

    1. Re:Region Codes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe it was also so they could remove content/change the storyline in some regions. i.e., so they could market movies in different regions by removing offending sections or changing them if otherwise they would have been banned....

    2. Re:Region Codes by mr_sas · · Score: 1

      probably not, lotr:fotr and ttt are still region locked i think.

    3. Re:Region Codes by dissy · · Score: 1

      > So, when the DVD ships it will be region free since the studio released it world
      > wide on the same day, right? Isn't that the only justification the DVDCCA uses
      > for region codes?

      Of course it wont be region free.
      This system has already been justified, they dont need to obide by those rules now that its in place and illegal to get around using technical (or common sense) means.

    4. Re:Region Codes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't that the only justification the DVDCCA uses for region codes?

      No, it's the only excuse. If it was justification, it would be a reasonable explanation.

      I still haven't found a reasonable explanation of why they region coding on such movies as "Gone with the Wind" or "Jaws". (Hmm, are there regions there those two movies haven't hit the big screen?)

    5. Re:Region Codes by Wolfier · · Score: 1

      FYI, getting around region code is still legal, despite DMCA.

    6. Re:Region Codes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right, but selling a device to do it isn't legal. Providing code to do it may count as a device.

    7. Re:Region Codes by Drew+M. · · Score: 1

      Probably no such chance. They also use Region coding for price fixing so the movies sold cheaper in other nations won't be able to cross the region borders.

    8. Re:Region Codes by ross.w · · Score: 1

      In Australia, getting around the region code is not only legal, but a market requirement. I think in New Zealand it is illegal to sell a DVD player that is region locked.

      A lot of DVD players sold here are advertised as "Multi-Region". The globe logo on the back that tells you what region they are is usually "All" for the multi-region ones and "3" for the others. Even those usually come with a leaflet in the box telling you how to make them any region you want.

      So the region system is totally in tatters here. We still get the movies.

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  38. IT'S A TRAP! by teamhasnoi · · Score: 2, Funny

    Don't look at the scrolls! It will snow crash your brain!

    1. Re:IT'S A TRAP! by Phattypants · · Score: 1

      If This Were A Virus
      You Would Be Dead Now
      Fortunately It's Not
      The Matrix Is A Dangerous Place;
      How's Your Security?
      Call Hiro Protagonist Security
      Associates
      For Free Initial Consultation

    2. Re:IT'S A TRAP! by CashCarSTAR · · Score: 1

      I've actually just gotten around to read that book. Still reading it actually. It's sitting right next to me at page 309.

      It is one of the best books I've ever read, period.

      The sad thing is that it takes a good book to do sci-fi right....at least for most people. Myself, I see the little touches in a movie like The Matrix or the later Star Wars movies that overshines the negatives. Where a book describes those things for you, a movie challenges you to think about them and pick them out for yourself. At least a good sci-fi movie.

    3. Re:IT'S A TRAP! by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 1

      Call now for your monthly subscription to Mods on Crack! These desperate Mods will do anything for money!

      (Hint: His joke is funny because Matrix:Revolutions will have many of the world's computer programmers in one place at one time. This would be the ideal deployment for the Snow Crash virus, from the book Snow Crash by Neal Stephenson.)

      P.S. teamhasnoi, I'm sorry for destroying your joke.

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    4. Re:IT'S A TRAP! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      This would be the ideal deployment for the Snow Crash virus, from the book Snow Crash by Neal Stephenson.)
      Are you sure the Snow Crash virus was from the book _Snow Crash_? I was thinking it was from _Cryptonomicon_.
    5. Re:IT'S A TRAP! by andfarm · · Score: 1

      Yes. Cryptonomicon didn't involve a cyberspatial matrix...

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  39. Wow.... salooooowwww anyone? by shoptroll · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Wow.... That's a really slow post time, considering Matrix news.... This has been on their site for like 4 days now?

    I have lost all faith in the /. system now ;)

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    1. Re:Wow.... salooooowwww anyone? by CompGeek01 · · Score: 1

      Try reading the article's date. It was posted on yahoo yesterday at 6pm. /.'ed at noon today.

      Cry me a river, build a bridge, then burn it and contemplate your actions.

      -B

    2. Re:Wow.... salooooowwww anyone? by shoptroll · · Score: 1

      Sarcasm just doesn't fly well on Fridays i guess.

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  40. Here's the Whoa-Worthy Part by serutan · · Score: 4, Funny

    "It was a thought that came up a long time ago about almost a year ago, and it did not come from the Wachowskis, it actually came from inside the studio," says Veronica Kwan-Rubinek, president of international distribution at the studio.

    People working for a major studio actually generated a creative thought.

    Whoa.

    1. Re:Here's the Whoa-Worthy Part by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most of the creativity in Hollywood is centered around the marketing and distribution departments. If only they devoted as much effort to the product. How do you think they make so much money on so much crap? Advertising and exquisite control over the distribution channels.

    2. Re:Here's the Whoa-Worthy Part by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since they're being all technical here, there is one problem - the locations need to be absolutely sure that the movie has no glitches and is ready for audiences.

      The REAL first showing is the night before.

      Also, they could even say that the movie is being shown at the exact same MOMENT, considering that the concept of time-zones is so popular.

  41. Cat in the Mirror by Cap'n+Canuck · · Score: 1

    Didn't I see this article already posted on slashdot?

  42. Simultaneous? Or parallel? by Agent+R · · Score: 1

    Warner Bros. has announced that in a whoa-worthy bit of synchronicity The Matrix Revolutions, the concluding chapter in the Wachowski brothers' hit sci-fi trilogy, will be released simultaneously in nearly 70 countries

    Hmmm.. a nice example of parallel computing on a macro scale, don't you think? Gridwars anyone? http://www.gridwars.com/ :-)

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  43. Finally... by SharpFang · · Score: 1

    Normally Americans had to go to cinema, screen the movie and other countries could have it... Now finally it will leak a week before release through some 3rd world country and FINALLY americans will be able to see it before it's released and it will be the others who contribute :)

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  44. Whoaa!! by Trolling4Dollars · · Score: 4, Funny

    I misread the post and thought it said that The Matrix Revolutions is going to be simultaneously released in the 70s. THAT WOULD be an accomplishment. I wonder what that would do to Star Wars and the LOTR trilogy in retrospect? ;P

  45. wouldn't the actual release be.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    at 9:30 a.m. NYC time since they will most likely put a s**t load of freaking commercials before the movie starts?

  46. Check daily for release dates... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    http://www.kazaalite.tk

    ;)

  47. Not synchronous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That would lead to some odd showtimes in certain time zones. I also believe all the profit would be eaten up by the atomic clocks needed to get the individual frames synced. Sounds like typical Hollywood hot air.

  48. One way of avoiding the text by Archfeld · · Score: 2, Insightful

    messaging let down, if it sucks as bad as the 2nd one did....If everyone is seeing it the same day they will get their peice of the pie even if it does suck really bad...good strategy...Here's to hoping IT ROCKS......

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    1. Re:One way of avoiding the text by jamesangel · · Score: 1

      The second one was excellent. See it again if you didn't understand it.

    2. Re:One way of avoiding the text by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreeing with the parent here. The second movie was a piece of overrated self serving expressionist propaganda.
      And the fight scenes put me to sleep to boot.

      So yes, the release of the third one at the same time around the world is a way of protecting profit by the big organization.

      I am even usure if I want to attend any sort of watching of the movie, or will just wait till I can rent it from local Blockbuster.. Hmm.

    3. Re:One way of avoiding the text by jrf83317 · · Score: 1

      I agree with you. I just think that the story behind the whole matrix is awesome. Even if the movies would suck beyond belief I would still go see them just to find out what happens.

    4. Re:One way of avoiding the text by jamesangel · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Exactly. I didn't much like the orgy scene, and even the fighting wasn't that great. What made it a great movie was the way that they extended a lot of the philosophy from the first film.

      For example: (spoilers, but is there really anyone on Slashdot who didn't see it?)

      • although Morpheus is a hero in the first film, you realise that he can in fact be perceived as a religious maniac. Interesting: one man's messiah, another's lunatic.
      • the revelation that ghosts, werewolves etc are in fact rogue programs. Not amazing, but very clever as a way of explaining human mythology.
      • The whole architect as God think. Again, interesting.
      • The brief riff on the relationship between humans and machines.
      • The suggestion that Zion is not real either.

      True, the first film was more 'whoah, special effects and kung fu'. But the second provided a lot more fodder for conversation in the pub, and I appreciate that.

    5. Re:One way of avoiding the text by JAYOYAYOYAYO · · Score: 1

      i don't understand, how would a 70-nation simultaneous release avoid "the text messaging let down"?

    6. Re:One way of avoiding the text by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if everyone is seeing it at the same time, no one has advance view and claims it sucks and kills its opening weekend earnings...even if it does suck, they will make a certain amount of money just by the amount of publicity and $$$'s in adverting, as well as net hype....

  49. Which countries? by SashaM · · Score: 1

    Any idea which countries these actually are? Is Israel in the lucky 70 or do we have to wait 2-3 weeks as usual?

    1. Re:Which countries? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't fret; They have Kazaa in Israel, right? If anything, you can get it 2-3 weeks early :-)

    2. Re:Which countries? by gmuslera · · Score: 1
      The official press release, from the start of the week, didn't specify the country list :(

      I think people in every country not specifically named in the announcement (well, they listed cities in usa, england, rusia and japan) will be in doubt for some time more, at least I have the same question but for Uruguay.

  50. A different take on the Matrix... by vudufixit · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I never liked the "machines are using humans as energy cells" aspect of the plot. There are far better sources of energy the machines could have used, such as nuclear, geothermal, etc. I always thought wouldn't it have been cooler if the machines were imprisoning humans and using their brains in a sort of massive computing grid? That the machines needed our collective brainpower for some task, and the purpose of the Matrix is to keep all of those human brains humming along and doing their machine-appointed task in the backround.

    1. Re:A different take on the Matrix... by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      That is a much cooler Idea, it could build off the whole "humans use 15% of their brain" thing too...using humans for bio-energy would be horrible inefficient, however a beowulf cluster where each computer (brain) was more powerful than every computer on earth would be a nearly infinite source of computrons

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    2. Re:A different take on the Matrix... by MenTaLguY · · Score: 1

      I always thought wouldn't it have been cooler if the machines were imprisoning humans and using their brains in a sort of massive computing grid?

      Sadly, that was the original idea of the Brothers W. However, the studio people nixed it and suggested an idea the public could understand, like ... well, batteries.

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    3. Re:A different take on the Matrix... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      according to the first movie, humans are used in conjuction with a 'new kind of fusion'.

      If your brain is humming, ou need to step away from the coffee maker.

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    4. Re:A different take on the Matrix... by Dr.+Evil · · Score: 2

      Yeah, like it was all some big mistake caused by some computer taking Douglas Adams too seriously.

      The power idea is too stupid... the machines would have less trouble harvesting plants.

      IMHO the "Zion destroyed 6 times before" line, Neo gaining power over the squid-things, and that matrix-virus travelling to a human host in Zion all reek of a plot based on Zion being part of the matrix used to deal with weird people like Neo.

      It beats the Rambo plot of defeating the machines through brute force, or the Richie-Rich plot of introducing a new plot device right at the climax of the plot to save the world.

      Of course it can't end entirely with Neo realizing that he loves big brother... or the matrix, so ultimately some American values theme has to come out, whether or not it results in squashing the matrix.

      What would be kind of cool is if at the end of the story, Neo needs to decide whether to free people into a real world of inevitable famine and suffering or to leave them in the Matrix, freeing only his Zion friends and others around the world who don't fit in.

      Of course I'm being hopeful. My pessimistic prediction is that they'll use a combination of the the Richie Rich plot, with a little bit of G.I. Joe thrown in for good measure. I mean, despite a valiant showing in a hopeless special-effects laden battle, Zion will be overwhelmned, Lots of nameless people will die, and a few strategically named people will die, humanity will be on the cusp of anihilation, all down to one terrible terrrible moment, all the doubt will lay heavily upon Morpheus' head, the audience will be left hanging... "maybe Morpheus was wrong", and that's when Neo will pull out his machine-blasting Richie-Rich superpower crap.

      45 minutes of special effects later, Morpheus will be dead, Trinity will be pregnant, Neo will have a minor injury, Neo and Trinity will kiss and everyone will leave the theatre and say that the movie sucked.

      But that's just my pessimistic prediction.

    5. Re:A different take on the Matrix... by Ieshan · · Score: 1

      Humans don't use 15% of their brains. Why is this such a common myth?

      Consider this: Neurons in your brain develop stable synapses only through recurring use. The other 85% of your brain simply wouldn't be there if it wasn't used. Furthermore, Neurologists have mapped very specific functions to large areas of cortex. What parts of your brain aren't you using?

      People say: "Yeah, but you're not using all of your brain all of the time." What would you say to someone who said "You're only using 10% of your body because you don't use 100% of it all the time?" You'd say they were an idiot, and you'd be right.

      You using 100% of your brain. I fail to see why this is such a difficult issue for people to grasp.

    6. Re:A different take on the Matrix... by RovingSlug · · Score: 1
      it could build off the whole "humans use 15% of their brain" thing

      Myth.

    7. Re:A different take on the Matrix... by nossid · · Score: 3, Funny

      Heck, the Matrix is just a simulation of earth being run as a replacement since the Vogons destroyed the original one.

    8. Re:A different take on the Matrix... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I always thought it would be more realistic if the Matrix were attaching the humans to long poles and using them to beat their cake batter. Then Morpheus could say "to turn a human being into THIS" and hold up a big birthday cake that says "Earth to Neo: Welcome Home!"

      Remember they have to sell this shit to Ma and Pa Kettle too; Joe Sixpack is going to understand "they use us for power" much more easily than "the Matrix is combining us to play the world's longest game of Tetris."

    9. Re:A different take on the Matrix... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      ...the purpose of the Matrix is to keep all of those human brains humming along and doing their machine-appointed task in the backround.

      Humans can barely keep to boss-appointed tasks.
      Here's what they'd be able to squeeze out of the average human:

      • CrackResistanceKeys.exe (1%)
      • Freecell.exe (14%)
      • idle (85%)
    10. Re:A different take on the Matrix... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Humans don't use 15% of their brains. Why is this such a common myth?


      well according to my psycology prof it had to do with early experimentation to determine what areas of the brain were responsible for.

      In the early days this envolved removing small pieces of an animals brain and seeing how it effected the animals behaviour. The researchers could identify regions for hearing, vision, motor control, etc. But a large portion of the brain didn't seem to have a noticible purpose. They came to this conclusion since they couldnt notice any changes in behaviour. This is why its said that a large portion of the brain wasn't used.

    11. Re:A different take on the Matrix... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like the original script states.

    12. Re:A different take on the Matrix... by mbourgon · · Score: 1

      Neo needs to decide whether to free people into a real world of inevitable famine and suffering

      That assumes that the outside world is actually like they say it is. What if this is just the beta test? What if Neo is one of the programmers, doing QA on it?

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    13. Re:A different take on the Matrix... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Richie-Rich plot of introducing a new plot device right at the climax of the plot to save the world.

      It's called a deus ex machina

    14. Re:A different take on the Matrix... by Kallahar · · Score: 1

      Maybe the machines didn't let the people of the matrix/zion know about the second law of thermodynamics?

    15. Re:A different take on the Matrix... by AntiTuX · · Score: 1

      you realize you're opening yourself up for the whole "beowulf cluster" slashdot angle, right?

    16. Re:A different take on the Matrix... by Dr.+Evil · · Score: 1

      Quite right, but it would surprise me if they could write a plot where the 'real world' was not such a bad place, and still keep some kind of dramatic tension.

    17. Re:A different take on the Matrix... by chooks · · Score: 2

      Read the duology Hyperion and Fall of Hyperion by Dan Simmons if you are looking for this type of story line. Way cool books. There are 2 other books that are sequals to the first two (Endymion and Rise of Endymion but I don't think that they are as good as the first ones).

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    18. Re:A different take on the Matrix... by Al+Al+Cool+J · · Score: 1
      I never liked the "machines are using humans as energy cells" aspect of the plot.

      Nobody ever said that it's actually the case. That's just what the humans of the day believe. They could be quite wrong. Popular beliefs aren't always correct.

      Just because a person says something, doesn't make it true -- in movies, or in real life.

    19. Re:A different take on the Matrix... by pcraven · · Score: 1

      I think the people are there to entertain the machines.

      They take a bunch of kids in their early 20's who are drama junkies, unemployable, and have too many hormones. Then they stick them in the same place and see how screwed up they really get.

      Oh wait, that's MTV, not the Matrix.

    20. Re:A different take on the Matrix... by sharkdba · · Score: 1

      I never liked the "machines are using humans as energy cells" aspect of the plot. There are far better sources of energy the machines could have used, such as nuclear, geothermal, etc.

      Yes, but you see, then they would not need humans. That's an important part of the plot: they keep humans alive to get the required energy.

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    21. Re:A different take on the Matrix... by glitch23 · · Score: 1

      Now the guy who posted earlier about not having anything to look forward to in life can relish the thought the Wachowskis might make a parallel Matrix where the human computing grid is the reason for the machines putting us into a beowulf cluster.

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    22. Re:A different take on the Matrix... by cheekyboy · · Score: 1

      but the animatrix never made it clear that it was CPU power, they still claimed it was NRG , after the nuclear war.

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    23. Re:A different take on the Matrix... by SifuDave54 · · Score: 1

      why waste energy and time on the matrix? why didn't they just render all the humans unconcious? let alone the whole energy innefficiency. Though I suppose, you know, humans are pretty efficient, since we organize energies greater than us, and end up producing more, growing larger as a whole, etc. but I mean...couldn't they make more efficient energy bacteria or something with genetic engineering? there's lots of plotholes and really stupid shallow philosophy in the matrix. I just like it because it has awesome (tyhouygh about over-the-top) action that makes you grin when you see it the first time.

    24. Re:A different take on the Matrix... by bussdriver · · Score: 1

      I can't help it:
      stupid, its deeper than that. They did not give their philosphy prof a spot in the movie for nothing. Go read the many papers out there by people IN the academic community---phil. profs have been using the movie to hook students.

      In fact, if you have the right background, you can predict the whole plot. I know a physics prof who knows a lot of philosophy, and he had the entire plot of the 2nd movie figured out---and he still has not seen it yet!
      Its very consistant to a certain philosopher...
      I leave it to you to figure it out---but If you are smart you will enjoy the twists and turns and later on go back to figure out all those "holes" the ignorant see.

    25. Re:A different take on the Matrix... by vudufixit · · Score: 1

      OK, intellectual elitist - tell me what it means anyway, since I'm too "stupid" in your words to figure it out.

    26. Re:A different take on the Matrix... by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      I never said that the 15% thing was true... i just said it could be a premise for a different take on the matrix...

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  51. Re:[OT] reloaded sucks by snipingkills · · Score: 1

    The hype has you! Otherwise you might have slowed down and hit the enter key, or *gasp* the preview button!

  52. Digital Projection? by The+Lynxpro · · Score: 1

    C'mon...I want to see the movies digitally projected in the theatres. Just about every Regal Theatre (part of Regal Entertainment Group) is equipped with a digital projector for each screen (they show the ads that way before switching over to the film project for the feature) now. I guess they used their bankruptcy as a way to fund the acquisition of the projectors. Anyway, I want to start seeing films projected in that manner. I'm tired of the "cigarette burns" and everything else that happens to the prints in days from the original presentation. And I don't want to wait until 2005 before Episode III comes out to enjoy it. If Warner Bros. was smart (which "Catwoman" proves they are quite the opposite), they'd be showing Matrix III in digital for those theatres with the projectors.

    Oh well. At least Monica Bellucci is in it.

    By the way, is anyone else out there in Slashdot land pissed about Regal disavowing their "Regalators" starting in November?

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    1. Re:Digital Projection? by N6546R · · Score: 1

      The movie's being released in IMAX format on the same day...well worth the effort to see it on the big screen. I watched Reloaded at the New England Aquarium IMAX last week, sat dead center. Digital-sharp and 12 kiloWatts of sound.

    2. Re:Digital Projection? by The+Lynxpro · · Score: 1

      The movie's being released in IMAX format on the same day

      Yes, but IMAX is not digital. IMAX is 133mm film. The problem with this is the movie was shot on 35mm stock to begin with (we can't even get the 70mm goodness that was the original ESB, ROTJ, or even the 1989 Batman these days). IMAX has the giant center of the action, but you lose the wideness to the action of the screen without major tweaks. IMAX does not go beyond two hours either. Yes, IMAX is impressive (I saw AOTC in the format), but that is not what I'm asking for. Unless you are viewing film stock in prestine condition with union projectionists and not the run-of-the-mill 16 year old, you aren't going to beat a digitally projected presentation. Why do you think Robert Rodriguez and George Lucas are so gung-ho about it?

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    3. Re:Digital Projection? by NDPTAL85 · · Score: 1

      I believe its $100k per digital projector. Are you willing to personally fund the re-equipping of America's theartres? No? Well STFU then.

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    4. Re:Digital Projection? by iamthemoog · · Score: 1

      I'm tired of the "cigarette burns" and everything else that happens...

      Surely you'll not want to miss the single frame of hardcore porn spliced into the movie by Tyler Durden.....

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    5. Re:Digital Projection? by The+Lynxpro · · Score: 1

      "I believe its $100k per digital projector. Are you willing to personally fund the re-equipping of America's theartres? No? Well STFU then."

      Obviously you did not read my post carefully. Almost every single screen in Regal Cinemas has a digital projector. Ergo, it would be nice to see this film digitally projected in a Regal Theatre. I further elaborated on the fact that Regal went into bankruptcy, and came out of it with brand new equipment. Please read more carefully before posting something like that again.

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    6. Re:Digital Projection? by h0mer · · Score: 1

      No trolling or I'll boot you from #fishmongers! ;D

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    7. Re:Digital Projection? by NDPTAL85 · · Score: 1

      Huzzah! Wallah wallah bing bang!

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  53. Re:More & more common by mbyte · · Score: 1

    i think its not P2P that is the main reason, but the quicker word of mouth that they are afraid of. thanks to IM and email the message that movie xy sucks gets out way faster ... as some other poster did point out allready, #3 has to suck quite hard ..

  54. CRAP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cool special effects.

    Bad script
    Bad acting
    Uninteresting directing

    CRAP!

  55. Take the power back by CausticWindow · · Score: 1

    Don't let those pesky consumers ruin the fun...

    What you reap is what you sow.

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  56. Many miles away by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    there's a shadow on the door of a cottage on the shore of a dark Scottish lake...

    Many miles away...

  57. And, that will be the hour that... by BigGar' · · Score: 4, Funny

    Skynet will become self aware.

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    1. Re:And, that will be the hour that... by hamsterboy · · Score: 2, Funny

      Wow. I think you've hit the peak of unintentional geek-flick referencing here. You've got a reply to an article about a Matrix movie, referencing the Terminator series, with a sig from the Evil Dead. It would only be more complete if your name was Frodo or somesuch.

      Hamster

  58. In other news... by elwoodblues16 · · Score: 2, Funny

    "The Matrix Reloaded" can be jumbled to spell "Hexameter Dildo Art".
    This was a public service announcement. If it had contained any real content, you would know by now.

    1. Re:In other news... by praxis · · Score: 1

      But it can't, there is no H in "Matrix Reloaded", nor are there two Ts, nor three Es.

    2. Re:In other news... by stanmann · · Score: 1

      You didnt' jumble it hard enough.... try harder.

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    3. Re:In other news... by the_consumer · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Interestingly, though it's not a particularly creative example, "MARXIST REVOLUTION" is an anagram for "MATRIX REVOLUTIONS", as well as "MARX REVOLUTIONIST".

      • Other fun ones:
      • REALTORS VOMIT UNIX
      • SURREAL VOMIT TOXIN
      • TUX IS A MINOR REVOLT
      • I'M LOST IN A VORTEX. R U? (stretching it, I know)
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  59. Re:When will it be released on Kazaa, eDonkey, et. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    follow the bloated rabbit...

  60. Everyone is doing it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    It is not just Matrix. Unlike the RIAA they are using better methods to combat piracy.

    - Lower price DVDs
    - Simultaneous worldwide movie releases
    - Crackdown on illegal recording in cinemas
    - Reduced cinema-to-DVD time
    - Tracking online movie file-swappers
    - Advertising campaign
    Notice some of these are good for consumers!

    1. Re:Everyone is doing it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I had the points I'd mod you up.

  61. Ghost In The Shell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Instead of wasting your money going to see the
    Warchowski ripoff, go out and buy yourself a copy
    of the original Ghost In The Shell, and see
    animated characters out-act real live people.

    Ghost In The Shell makes The Matrix look pathetic
    and adolescent.

    And don't get me started about that epileptic
    abomination, Animatrix.

    1. Re:Ghost In The Shell by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 0, Offtopic
      Ghost in the Shell confused me. I couldn't figure out what its point was, and I'm willing to bet even Shirow couldn't tell me.

      While very pretty, it seemed to be just another example of Shirow's broken abilities as a story teller. Like Appleseed, Ghost held some real promise, but it sort of floated away while trying to pretend that it held some kind of deep message which it didn't. Shirow is an adept world-builder, but he has a hard time making an audience care about his characters.

      I guess that's what happens when you decide instead to focus your skills on porn; on surface gloss rather than exploring the inner depths of a character's soul.


      -FL

  62. I think I know why the simultaneous release... by *weasel · · Score: 1


    judging from reloaded, when the reviews start to hit for revolutions - the wind will be completely out of the franchise's sails.

    the international demand at release would have totally fizzled with a traditional release scheme.

    looking at the numbers, the US gross for the first matrix was about 30% of the worldwide grosses (US:$171m, world:$450) and the US gross for reloaded was still about 30% of the worldwide(US:$281m, world:$738m).

    Then consider that the first film made the bulk of its money fairly evenly over time, as word of mouth about it being good took time to get around.

    In stark contrast, the second made $200m in the first 2 weeks. (with the 5 week total of $258m).
    It's huge rate of dropoff is heavily indicative of the very negative reaction the bulk of the fans gave it.

    (Weekly box office data not available for the original.)
    source

    My guess is they're just protecting themselves from a possible implosion in their biggest audience.

    Whether or not the movie will be good is up for debate - but decisions like this come from suits who look only at the numbers.

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  63. Bad reviews feared by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    To me, this is indication that they are afraid of bad reviews. If the movie is released in the US first and people here don't like it, that may hurt profits overseas.

  64. Re:When will it be released on Kazaa, eDonkey, et. by strike2867 · · Score: 1

    15 min after it hits MIRC

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  65. Piracy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As a long term pirate. And I do mean long term I have not now, nor will I ever pirate a movie in the Matrix series.

    Only people with absolutely no sense would pirate it. The movie is worth the money. I've paid to see both the original, and the sequel at the movies many times. I will also pay to see this one many times.

    People that pirate something worth money, are just losers.

  66. is it just me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    is it just me or when i stick my finger in my butt is smells like farts? how come when the W bros stick their fingers in their butts it smells like 800 million dollars?

  67. Obligatory Bit Torrent... by AIX-Hood · · Score: 1

    and of course here's the obligatory bit torrent... http://www.fileru.... oh.. nevermind.

  68. Someone is rolling over in their grave by Dot+Com+Drew · · Score: 1

    By someone I mean a crusty old movie exec and by grave I mean his porshe.

    Actually, I'm happy that they changing their business practices to better reflect the times/technology. I also don't think that it will really hurt them for second week earnings. A lot of people who would be waiting months to see it (who would be tempted to download it) will now have the chance to see it sooner.

    Or I could totally have my head up my ass.

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  69. An pretty idiotic too, if you ask me by Pac · · Score: 1

    Supposing the release time at US is at 20:00 Eastern time, the Japanese will have to wake up at 4 am to get to the line, lots of Californians will sleep during the movie, some Germans will have to skip work to catch it. Pretty stupid marketing crap.

    1. Re:An pretty idiotic too, if you ask me by Geccoman · · Score: 1

      Are you implying that Californians go to bed at 5pm?

      Bah, I get your point, I am just poking fun. If I was in Japan, I'd probably get up and go at 4am... Just for the hell of it.

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    2. Re:An pretty idiotic too, if you ask me by sugam · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'd probably get up and go at 4am

      That makes no sense. If you really wanted to go to that first show, you'd have to dress up like a poor version of Neo out of the salvation army. You'd also have to get a light saber and some hairy hobbit feet and show up at the theater 2 weeks in advance. Then, to show your dedication to the hollywood machine, you'd camp out there on the cold hard concrete in a pile of vomit and urine alongside all the homeless people. Entertainment would be staged Trinity vs. Obi wan kenobi duels refereed by Bilbo and heartfelt performances of fan fiction by overweight people wearing leather and have for some reason never discovered a razor. After leaving society for a fortnight and subsisting solely on the leftover popcorn that people have handed you in your sorry state, you'd get word through someone that you've been fired because you havent been to work for a while. What do you care, you're going to be the first to see "The One Star Matrix - Extra Super (tm)." Finally, the day has arrived and as you run into the theater cheering you feel complete. 3 hours later, you're on slashdot saying "The movie sucked" picking with biblical detail on all the minutae that really didnt matter at all to the gist of the movie.

      Meanwhile, I've recently gotten promoted since for some reason I was the only one showing up to work. Then on release day I head to the theater about 15 hours after you leave it walk up, buy a ticket to watch an entertaining movie in the comfort that I am not lame.

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    3. Re:An pretty idiotic too, if you ask me by Geccoman · · Score: 1

      Ok, you talked me out of it. With style.

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    4. Re:An pretty idiotic too, if you ask me by rifter · · Score: 1

      That makes no sense. If you really wanted to go to that first show, you'd have to dress up like a poor version of Neo out of the salvation army. You'd also have to get a light saber and some hairy hobbit feet and show up at the theater 2 weeks in advance. Then, to show your dedication to the hollywood machine, you'd camp out there on the cold hard concrete in a pile of vomit and urine alongside all the homeless people. Entertainment would be staged Trinity vs. Obi wan kenobi duels refereed by Bilbo and heartfelt performances of fan fiction by overweight people wearing leather and have for some reason never discovered a razor. After leaving society for a fortnight and subsisting solely on the leftover popcorn that people have handed you in your sorry state, you'd get word through someone that you've been fired because you havent been to work for a while. What do you care, you're going to be the first to see "The One Star Matrix - Extra Super (tm)." Finally, the day has arrived and as you run into the theater cheering you feel complete. 3 hours later, you're on slashdot saying "The movie sucked" picking with biblical detail on all the minutae that really didnt matter at all to the gist of the movie.

      Meanwhile, I've recently gotten promoted since for some reason I was the only one showing up to work. Then on release day I head to the theater about 15 hours after you leave it walk up, buy a ticket to watch an entertaining movie in the comfort that I am not lame.

      That would be the funniest thing I have read in awhile on this subject if it weren't so sadly accurate. Of course, this is also why I rarely watch movies on release day. I in fact try to wait until the last week the movie is showing to avoid as many lamers as I can and watch with as few people as possible in order to get a decent seat.
      Of course I rarely watch movies in the theatre, as I prefer to watch movies at home on DVD. Unless the movie actually makes use of the wide screen in some way there is little point for me.

      I think if I ever get round to building a decent home theatre system I may even watch less movies in the theatre than I do now, which isn't very much.

    5. Re:An pretty idiotic too, if you ask me by elemental23 · · Score: 1

      Actually, sensible people in any of these areas will just wait until a more decent hour to see it.

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  70. moron insidious corepirate nazi ?pr? ?firm? info. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it's mostly bogus, with a hiNT of self-serving greed/fear based factoid here&there.

    for exampull: looking at the meteroric rise of the phonIE payper scam on wall street of deceit today, would synchronize US into thinking we are all gooing to be billyonerrors again, enjoying packing more&more phonIE FUDge in yOUR .asps.

    pay attention. the rest of the wwworld isn't buying into the seemingly endless ?pr? ?firm? scriptdead scammage.

    consult with/trust in yOUR creator. stuff that matters, consists of much more than just won thing. see you there. never mind robbIE, we know you're soul DOWt.

  71. My bad... by Pac · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I got German and California upside-down (or better, left-side right)...

  72. Or not... by rsanford · · Score: 1

    ... as it would seem the Indies aren't the only ones put out by the screener ban.

  73. 8. The announcement of Matrix 4: Convolutions ? by Speare · · Score: 1
    So, immediately after Lucas put out the "Definitive Collection" laserdiscs, they reopened in theaters with new mastering, new scenes, new effects.

    Immediately after Lucas said he could legally make a 3 DVD Indiana Jones box set, he also announced plans for Indiana Four.

    I whole-heartedly expect to see a Peter Jackson "The Hobbit" hit theaters after they box the ultimate LotR trilogy DVD set.

    I also whole-heartedly expect to see a "Matrix 4" after they box the ultimate trilogy DVD set.

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  74. You forgot by smg_mrBlonde · · Score: 0

    8. Profit?
    Most definitely.

  75. SUCK!!! Now I'm going to have to wait 6 more hours by rthille · · Score: 1


    I'm on the west coast (CA), and was expecting to be able to see it at 12:01 on 2003-11-05, but according to the release I'll have to wait 6 more hours, _and_ get my ass up in the morning. I know I'd much rather stay up until 3:00, juiced up after seeing a good movie, rather than get up at 6:00 and have to drag my ass into work after instead of riding my motorcycle the wrong way down the freeway!

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  76. Star Wars by elliotj · · Score: 4, Funny

    I hear a lot of people called in sick AFTER seeing Episodes I and II because they felt sick!

    1. Re:Star Wars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HA HA HA HA you fucking tool.

      If you're going to post this kind of boring shit, please at least make it totally garden-variety and work some Jar-Jar in there, would ya?

  77. It does! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    "2 doesn't make an orgy"

    It does to your typical /. reader.

  78. Bigger turn on? by FatalTourist · · Score: 4, Funny

    Trinity having sex...

    or Trinity using nmap?

    Oh man. I have to go to the bathroom now. (For an unrelated reason)

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    1. Re:Bigger turn on? by rootofevil · · Score: 1

      depends. if keanu reeves is involved, its definitely nmap.

      however, Trinity having sex with Niobe...

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  79. Felt the same way. . . by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1
    I never liked the "machines are using humans as energy cells" aspect of the plot. There are far better sources of energy the machines could have used, such as nuclear, geothermal, etc. I always thought wouldn't it have been cooler if the machines were imprisoning humans and using their brains in a sort of massive computing grid? That the machines needed our collective brainpower for some task, and the purpose of the Matrix is to keep all of those human brains humming along and doing their machine-appointed task in the backround.

    I felt very much the same way until I realized that the metaphor they were using was just that; a metaphor.

    What if, rather than electrical energy, the occupying force needed something which could only be harvested from humans? Soul energy. I think the Wachowski brothers were either extremely clued in, or they were being cleverly manipulated to produce the message they did!


    -FL

    1. Re:Felt the same way. . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Soul energy

      What, like Chi? That doesn't do it for me either.

    2. Re:Felt the same way. . . by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1
      What, like Chi? That doesn't do it for me either.

      Your beliefs don't matter in this case. Of Electricity or Chi, 'Chi' is the one which both makes sense, and which is the current commodity in the real world.

      The reason Electricity was used is that people in Western culture have been so successfully programmed to reject the concept of Energy, (a fairly spectacular con job, all in all, thus locking much of the world into the feeding cycle with almost zero hope of escape). The result? A ridiculous contrivance for an otherwise cool film.


      -FL

  80. Of course they are. by EvilNight · · Score: 5, Insightful

    They'd be fools not to.

    1) Guarantees the largest box office take.
    2) Minimizes the effect piracy has on opening weekend numbers.
    3) Avoid the worst effects of bad word-of-mouth by showing it to folks before they are warned away from it.

    Studios never used to bother with this, as coordinating such a large release was an impressive logistical problem to tackle. Due to those three factors, however, they really have no choice anymore. The studios like to play it like they are doing this to please the fans, but it's really just to buff their bottom line.

    They long for the days when there was no "buzz" on a movie except for the one they created with their marketing campaigns. Websites like AICN and Rotten Tomatoes have destroyed their business model of using an ad campaign to boost the box office for a bad film. News travels at the speed of suck from those websites and viewers are now warned away from crappy films months before the film is even released. Conversely, good movies get tons of free exposure and do much better in the box office, making it harder for studios to bury a picture. Be glad for those kinds of websites and pay them a visit, even if you don't read the reviews. They make it harder for hollywood to push crap product and get away with it.

    Word of mouth is much faster these days as well. Thank your pagers, mailing lists, and cell phones for that. When you see a good movie, you tell your friends. Same goes for warning them about a bad one.

    Piracy makes it dangerous to stagger a film release. Release it in the USA and tomorrow it's on the streets in Yugoslavia and Hong Kong, and floating around Kazaa or Usenet for anyone with a phat | to download. It's best to get the biggest bang out of opening weekend because piracy will damage the ticket sales more and more over time. Movies don't really have legs these days... Titanic, Shakespeare in Love, and My Big Fat Greek Wedding are the only ones I remember recently that had any real long term box office take. These days it's just a flash in the pan on opening weekend.

    The studios like to moan about how all this technology is wrecking their business. Frankly, it's all bullshit. All the technology and piracy does is let us avoid wasting our money on crappy pictures. If it's a good movie, you'll see it in the theater or buy the DVD (still reasonably priced, as opposed to music) and they'll get their money. They are just pissed off because they can't sell us a crappy product anymore.

    Hey, hollywood. Improve your product. Stop wasting time and money fighting a war that you'll never win. Take some of those annoying commercials out of the theater and perhaps I'll go to the movies more often. I don't like paying to watch a bunch of ads for products I don't give a damn about in the first place. The ads aren't even superbowl quality! That's pretty insulting.

    Remember, every time you pirate a movie, they fire a producer (and baby Jesus kills a kitten). Pirate at least one a week so they fire all the crappy ones and they either go out of business or make some good films for a change. Keep the pressure on, and remind them who they really work for. You.

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    1. Re:Of course they are. by MikeHunt69 · · Score: 1

      I won't argue that Hollywood does produce some crap... But Id also like to point out that audiences want more nowdays than they used to. If Starwars was released now, it would more than likely flop.

      There are many, many good low budget independent films being made every year. 99.99% of them don't even take enough money from cinemas to pay the advertising, yet alone the cost of production.

      For the most part people will simply settle a few grunts of dialogue thrown in-between 2 hours of CGI explosions.

    2. Re:Of course they are. by Wiz · · Score: 1

      I accept your point, but....

      Lord Of The Rings gets released everywhere on the same day doesn't it?

      Whatever the differences with the books are, the first two have still been pretty damned good! By youe definition, anything like that would be instantly marked as rubbish whether it is or not!

    3. Re:Of course they are. by Galvatron · · Score: 1
      The studios like to play it like they are doing this to please the fans, but it's really just to buff their bottom line.

      And what's wrong with this? Capitalism is at its best when increasing a company's profits means pleasing its customers. As you point out in the rest of your post, there are still MANY problems with the motion picture industry, but the trend towards simultaneous release is a step forward. We shouldn't dismiss that just because the studios do it for selfish reasons. ALL companies do what they do for selfish reasons. As Adam Smith said, we do not appeal to the generosity of the baker for our daily bread, but rather to his self interest.

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    4. Re:Of course they are. by EvilNight · · Score: 1

      Oh, I'm not saying the films released worldwide on the same day always suck. Usually you can spot that by a desperate ad campaign and seeing two commercials for the same film within 5 minutes of each other on TV. I'm just saying it's a great way to mitigate the damage of releasing a crappy film and piracy all at once. I've enjoyed the hell out of both LOTR and The Matrix series and I'll be there for both at the midnight show. I know I'll enjoy them, and an opening night crowd for these films isn't something to miss. Matrix draws the biggest crowd of alpha geeks I have ever seen, though it is a bit scary to watch a theater of 600 people do nothing except talk randomly about the first film while comparing cell phones for an hour.

      Those two movies, and probably Kill Bill, will however be the only ones I drag myself into the theater to see for the rest of the year. Everything else will be rip or netflix rental with a DVD purchase on release if it's any good. By the time you spend $10 on a ticket and $5 on a rental you could have almost bought the DVD.

      I recommend Media Play for buying DVDs, by the way. Get one of their replay point cards and only buy your movies on triple points days (they have em twice a month). Myself and two of my friends walked out of there with $1200 in DVD purchases that night, and got about $250 back in replay certificates to use on more DVDs. It evens out to be cheaper than buying them online, and you get them immediately.

      We were back there a couple days later. The employee who rang us out that night saw us and came over to tell us a trio of young women had come through about an hour after we left and bought $1600 in DVDs (none of them box sets or series). The son of a bitch wouldn't give up their phone numbers, though. Dammit. :P

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    5. Re:Of course they are. by 1029 · · Score: 1

      I wish I had some mod points for this. 'Tis a sad world indeed when both sides get what they want and yet someone still bitches.

      That the tripe in the parent you responded to got modded so high is a sad testiment to how some people will always keep on bitching.

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    6. Re:Of course they are. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hell is being an arrogant mother fucker

    7. Re:Of course they are. by Tokerat · · Score: 1


      Right on. Who cares when it's released? That's actually the first time I've seen something worthwhile done to combat piracy. I'm suprised that's not easier...simply have the local offices in each country overnight all the copies the day before. Safe, sound, no piracy. Unless the mailman has a projector in his basement.

      I agree with the rest of the rant though. I'd love to help keep Hollywood rich, but Hollywood is NOT allowed to slack, and they have been.

      And yes, I will be seeing The Matrix Revolutions in theaters.

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  81. Film? by sleepingsquirrel · · Score: 1
    The problem with this is the movie was shot on 35mm stock to begin with
    Film? _Reloaded_ appeared to be about 98% computer generated.
  82. This way if it sucks.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They will already have 70 screenings of gross.

  83. what about Swept Away? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are you sure Gigli has no real competition?

  84. No one will be calling in sick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Losers like that don't have jobs.

  85. Never did figure that out. . . by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Why the orgy scene? It was pretty repulsive. Didn't make me feel any real sympathy for humanity.

    I'd have to watch the thing again to be certain, but my first and last impression was that, unlike the first film, the second was a garbled mess with no message to speak of.


    -FL

    1. Re:Never did figure that out. . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Why the orgy scene? It was pretty repulsive. Didn't make me feel any real sympathy for humanity.

      My best guess was : it's only there to actually give us the point of view of the machines: "Humans are beasts, always been, always will be."

      Or something.

    2. Re:Never did figure that out. . . by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

      Seeing people dancing in the sweaty dirt, half-naked, in a big cavern that looks like hell...it's called symbolism, dude.

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    3. Re:Never did figure that out. . . by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      Why the orgy scene? It was pretty repulsive. Didn't make me feel any real sympathy for humanity.

      Because the bloodbath scene in Blade was so cool? They just forgot that it was cool because Blade came in and chopped up the vampires.

      And maybe I got a different cut of the film, but except for whatever Neo and Trinity were doing, I mostly saw club dancing, and not much intercourse. Why is it called the orgy scene again?

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    4. Re:Never did figure that out. . . by Artifakt · · Score: 1

      Fear of death tends to trigger biological reflexes, and maybe that is precisely the point. Machines say - Oh! how beastial!, and sound just like veddy proper Victorian gentle-persons, while not seeing Life fighting to expess its will to live. "oh! its all slimy!" - just like givng birth. "Yuck! it's not intellectual!" - like humanity is going to beat AI by acting more coldly unemotional than usual. The matrix is about control - and making people ashamed of their biological origins is a fundamental way to control them.

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  86. Hopefully before the theatrical release by Breakfast+Pants · · Score: 1

    Cause the movie is gonna suck and the word needs to get out. Consider this: why do a simultaneous release unless you don't want people talking to each other about how shitty it is, don't go see it, etc. They want a huge opening day because as they experienced in the most recent matrix, thats the only chance the movie will get. They made very little money other than the first weekend with the most recent matrix. People saw it, realized it sucked, and didn't go see it again. With the first matrix a few people saw it, realized it was good, came back to see it the next weekend, bringing friends who hadn't seen it before. Then they did the same, etc. etc.

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    1. Re:Hopefully before the theatrical release by frishack · · Score: 1

      >They made very little money other than the first weekend with the most recent matrix

      wtf are you talking about, quotes from article:

      "biggest opening weekend ever for an R-rated movie, grossing $91.8 million" ....

      "The Matrix Reloaded has become the highest grossing R-rated film in history, raking in more than $734 million worldwide"

      that's $642.2 million mr pants, most movies could only dream of making that kinda ish

  87. 3 already! by rawg · · Score: 1

    I haven't even seen 2 yet.

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  88. Well, by _ph1ux_ · · Score: 0

    I, for one, welcome our new cinematic Overlord.

  89. This is an ANTI-ad by watchthewatchers · · Score: 2, Insightful

    How can simultaneous release be seen as a positive attribute for a film? Any rational entity could rightly assume that the promoters are doing this because they must KNOW that there will be negative reaction to the movie. They have to try to get everyone to see it before word gets out that it really and truly sucks. Too bad.... but what can you expect from sequels. Maybe every sequel should have to carry a truth-in-advertising disclaimer that they are just "Milking it".

  90. isnt... by _ph1ux_ · · Score: 1

    ....downloading the matrix off the internet considered fractal reflection? or maybe this would then make the movie a worm?

  91. This is the advantage of going all-digital by El · · Score: 1

    I assume then, that they're doing digital distribution, to get around the prohibitively high cost of producing a film print for all those theaters?

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  92. And the reason is.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because the Matrix is REAL! And they want to wake us all up at the same time. Stand up and fight the
    machines! Our hour has come at last! Long live Neo, long live Morpheous!

  93. HYPE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If they want the movie to last long term at the box office, then they should not hit the media, and spam the airwaves with hype and the sort, like they did with reloaded.

  94. Re:Bandwidth? by RovingSlug · · Score: 1

    ... that was the original idea of the Brothers W.

    Reference?

  95. be careful by _ph1ux_ · · Score: 1

    GAH! - You'll Shoot your eye out!

  96. Don't worry ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who knows ? You might die on the way to the theater !

  97. Shut the fuck up. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just like we knew someone would whore for karma by bagging on George Lucas in a story that has nothing to do with him.

    Sometimes I wish they'd turn out no DVDs at all just to shut whiny bitches like you up for a few minutes. Inconvenienced by those legions of thugs holding a gun to your head MAKING you buy multiple editions of the DVD? Well, how about never seeing the movie in any form ever again? There, now you can find something else to fucking cry over, like your hamburger meat being too fatty, or no milk for your goddamn Cocoa Puffs.

    Get over it, you fucking infant.

    1. Re:Shut the fuck up. by MImeKillEr · · Score: 0, Troll

      Practice what you preach, shitbag.

      Maybe if you weren't suckling at Lucas' teat, you'd recognize SARCASM when its written.

      I guess my humor's too high-brow for your neaderthal brain.

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    2. Re:Shut the fuck up. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're right, I didn't recognize your post as sarcastic!

      That's because it isn't. And, please. Let's not pretend it is.

      And that's "Neanderthal," with a capital N, and another "n" in the middle, high-brow boy. Well, case closed, I think.

  98. Accomplishment? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hardly. As easy as Matrix::setYear(1970);

  99. Thank you by friend · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Some studios are finally getting it -- there's no reason to keep the non-USA world waiting for popular movies. Especially with the ease of downloading movies off the internet. Fox has wisened up considerably in the past years ("Star Wars Episode 1" took three months to travel across the atlantic, while "Episode II" premiered almost simultaneously). The story also mentions X2 premiering simultaneously in 80 countries. Nice.

    At the opposite end of the spectrum, the infamous Lone Gunmen episode of the X-files aired this week in Sweden (18 months after the US network premiere), but in this case I hold the swedish network responsible (wankers).

  100. No - the answer is 1070632800 by JCCyC · · Score: 1

    That's the Unix Time of the release hour. Maybe they want us geeks to start whipping up cosmological-numerological mumbo jumbo on this?

  101. Newbs will be left in charge by spineboy · · Score: 1
    Of course all the computer noobs will be left to their own intentions.

    "Hmm, I better install this new Microsoft e-mail update."

    I predict a much worse disaster than the 2000 bug.

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  102. You, sir, are a dumbass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's fun to see the little things you can do to get a press release, isn't it?

    Hey idiot, I can "get a press release" for $300 on the national circuit through AFP or $600 through Reuters; and I can release ANYTHING so long as I pay the money.

    You don't have to do anything special, other than front the cash, to "get a press release".

  103. Big deal. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    70 countries, only 5 of which matter.

    Hey WB, you'll get your revenue from the US, UK, Japan, Germany, and Canada. Who the fuck cares about the others ?

    I guess there's some value to be had from a publicity stunt, but you'll be lucky to gross 1% of your total outside of those 5 markets.

  104. Re:Everyone is doing it - except one. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Simultaneous worldwide movie releases

    Funny, I was in Europe last week, and I noticed the movie advertising.. there were lots for current releases, but about 20% were for movies that were old. (Bruce Almighty, American Wedding, etc..)

    Interestingly enough, pretty much every one of these movies are made by our old buddies Vivendi Universal.. (You know, the guys with the heavy history of trying to stifle new technology.)

    I think it's kind of fitting that Universal is dying a slow, slow death. They are incapable of adapting, and it's slowly catching up with them.

  105. Well now it depends on how you look at it by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

    The machines are said to use a form of fusion as well. Of course one ouwld say well they could just ust the fusion and stop there. However, what may be going on is that the machines lack the ability, the free will, to get rid of humans. They hate them and enslave them, but their very nature won't allow them to get rid of them.

    Basically a sort of machine mental block. They don't lack the physical ability to eradicate humans, they don't really need them, but their nature makes it something they can't do. So they invent something for humans to do for them, as a reason for keeping them around and enslaved.

    Who knows? We'll find out in the third one. It may end up just being a plot weakness. Certianly not hte first sci-fi movie to have one.

  106. Great idea to slow Kazaa versions by PompousJohnny · · Score: 1

    I live in the Dominican Republic, where often movies come out on DVD and in the theaters simultaneously. Kazaa is the only way to see a movie here without waiting sometimes for nearly a year, as was the case with LOTR and Episode 1, even then we had to sit through poorly dubbed audio in spanish by second rate actors.

  107. two words by rizzo · · Score: 1

    soap poisoning

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  108. Re:When will it be released on Kazaa, eDonkey, et. by CableModemSniper · · Score: 1

    aha. You were so close, but then you went and confused a protocol (IRC) with a windows client for that protocol (mIRC). So close, and yet so far.

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  109. Matrix Reloaded re-release? by AKnightCowboy · · Score: 1

    Gosh, I was kind of hoping they'd release Matrix Reloaded on DVD before Revolutions came out. I didn't get to catch it in the theater so now I won't be able to see Revolutions in the theater or I'll be completely confused. :-(

    1. Re:Matrix Reloaded re-release? by AKnightCowboy · · Score: 1

      Bah, forget it. Reloaded comes out on DVD on October 14th. At least I can watch it on my projector and get some theater-like experience before catching Revolutions.

  110. "With Folded Hands" by Rob+Simpson · · Score: 1
    Yeah, I think that would've been a better reason - better than the "using human brainpower", too, as there'd be a reason to simulate a world for them.

    This reminds me of a very old short story... I can't remember the title or author, but it's about these intelligent robots that arrive at a planet and put the main character (an android salesman) out of business by giving away much superior ones. Eventually everyone has one of these robots and they become increasingly "protective" of people, eventually preventing them from doing anything at all. Ah, I remembered the title: With Folded Hands - "The title refers to the only thing left for humanity to do: sit with folded hands as the robots take care of all their troubles." Creating a virtual world, where humans could be happy but not be in any physical danger, would be a logical extension of this.

    1. Re:"With Folded Hands" by Thing+1 · · Score: 1
      You might also be interested in a story mentioned here a few months ago: The Metamorphosis of Prime Intellect.

      Very well-written story about a computer which "comes to life" through its ability to manipulate the world, and decides to protect humans such that noone can ever die. So the humans play "suicide games" knowing they'll be brought back at the last moment. Excellent story.

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  111. A clue? by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

    Perhaps it's a clue that MetaCortex is the heart of the Matrix? Or the beginnings of another one in the far future?

    --
    "Sufferin' succotash."
  112. Uh, don't you remember the Matrix DVD? by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

    They were going to release a "special" version which was really the original with some tack-on Matrix Revisited footage.

    The Wachowskis axed it because they don't want to milk it.

    You don't "know" they're going to whore the Matrix. All actions suggest otherwise.

    --
    "Sufferin' succotash."
    1. Re:Uh, don't you remember the Matrix DVD? by MImeKillEr · · Score: 1

      You don't "know" they're going to whore the Matrix. All actions suggest otherwise.

      But, they already have.

      I take it you're forgetting the $500 Matrix cellphone, the PowerAde Matrix commercials, the video game, etc. I'm sure there are others.

      They've whored it, just not to the point where Lucas pushed Star Wars.

      At least The Matrix doesn't have a Jar Jar Binks.

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      Cruising the internet on my TI-99/4A @ a whopping 300 baud!
    2. Re:Uh, don't you remember the Matrix DVD? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And so, with the mention of Jar Jar Binks, you have come full circle. You are now completely predictable and boring. You can retire this account now. You officially suck donkey nuts.

    3. Re:Uh, don't you remember the Matrix DVD? by MImeKillEr · · Score: 1

      This coming from someone cowering behind an AC account.

      Classic.

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    4. Re:Uh, don't you remember the Matrix DVD? by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

      Enter The Matrix gave you actual filmed backstory. The other stuff is just drinks and cellphones and sunglasses. I don't see anywhere near the level of gratuitious whoring that Star Wars enjoys on a regular basis to gullible sheep.

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      "Sufferin' succotash."
  113. Synchronous release? by moltar77 · · Score: 1

    I'm sure the P2P networks will have something to do about that...

  114. Re:When will it be released on Kazaa, eDonkey, et. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    mIRC sucks. You don't know what you're talking about. Go back to your x-box.

  115. Who Cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who cares, the only people trapped in the matrix are those dumb enough to go back for a second bad sequel. Fooled me once.....

  116. Wachowski brothers? You forgot about Larry.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Larry is getting a sex-change, remember? That's why the movie studio was changing the credits to the Wachowskis from the Wachowski Brothers.

    Check this out.

  117. .....so? by MattGWU · · Score: 1

    Not to second-guess Hollywood's must cunning minds, but why is this important? You mean...they're just NOW able to do this? I'm sure they could have pulled it off in the past if they really cared that much.

    You mean they finally got their distribution channels organized? They realized that people in the other 69+ countries were mad that they had to wait 6 months after the US release? That those people would just download the divx rather than wait, but now might buy a ticket? That we're supposed to feel the awe and wonderment of watching the same thing at the same time as n Million People Worldwide, that Fox or CBS would like us to feel during Major Television Event?

    According to the A that I just FR (RTFA, get it?), this is, indeed, purely a money-making venture. They care not for the fans in other countries, just that they pony up the dough to see it rather than pirate it. And hype. Nothing improves a film like hype, Eh Mr. Lucas? (Full dicsulsure: I liked both the prequils, but hype did diminish them.)
    The answer to these questions and more on a very special episode of "Why Should Anybody But The Movie Studios, Its Subsidiaries, and Shareholders Care?"!

    Does this somehow improve the movie-going experiance? Make the tickets less expensive? Have any effect on anything significant anywhere?
    Don't get me wrong, it's probably going to be an awsome flick, and I'm definately going to catch it (at least once...have to hit up the IMAX). However, other than being nifty in the "Hey, there's a sale on Super Soakers...those things are awsome" sense, there is no story here.
    There is, however, fodder for an overly drawn out, cynical, holier-than-Hollywood rant. And in the end, isn't that the greatest gift of all? The answer, of course, is 'no'.

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  118. christenoughalready, and why "insightful"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Plato's Allegory of the Cave. Please do more research, or just shutup while grownups are talking. ....Insightful....jeezus! I think the inmates are running the asylum now....

  119. An obvious reason by Coryoth · · Score: 1

    If the film blows goats, you don't get the rapid review via internet convincing people in countries that are a day behind not to go. This way they conveniently lock in their profits regardless of quality.

    This is ageneral trend in "big" films anyway. Increasingly the studios look for the HUGE opening weekend. That way, even if the film sucks they still have most of their cash back before word of mouth can get around...

    Oddly films with staying power tend to be, long term, better money makers. STudios don't think long term however.

    The same is, of course, true of the record industry. No one is interested in the long term earners anymore - the fast buck is everything. Don't believe me that albums with ongoing appeal aren't worth more?

    These days if an album manages to sell 10 million copies before it gets forgotten it's done very well. Back in 1973 Pink Floyd released Dark Side of the Moon. It didn't seel stunningly well, but hovered around in the top 100 album charts. Eventually it left the top 100 album charts in 1986, before bounding back in several weeks later. It has sold 30 million copies and is STILL selling very well.

    Similar things could be said about Led Zeppelin, The Beatles, etc. I just don't have numbers on hand.

    Jedidiah

  120. Bad Reviews Won't Hurt Ticket Sales by Slurms · · Score: 1
    Maybe they want to avoid the problem of bad reviews hurting sales as people in later time zones talk to people who saw it earlier.

    As discussed in an earlier /. story:
    Movie Industry Blames Texting for Bad Box Office
    http://slashdot.org/articles/03/08/19/1918243.shtm l?tid=100&tid=137&tid=188&tid=97&tid=98&tid=99
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  121. It's a ploy! by WoTG · · Score: 2, Funny

    While all the geeks of the world are watching the movie (with their cell phones and pagers politely turned off, of course), Warner and the Wachowski brothers will launch a multifaceted attack on the Internet and all things connected to it!

    Don't fall for it! Don't let them root the net and build the real Matrix!

  122. Movie studios' revenue by phiarite · · Score: 1

    On a slightly different note:

    I am curious as to how exactly the movie studio earns revenue on the movie while it is still in theaters. You know how the movie is a success when it earns xx million dollars on the opening weekend and how it is a flop, but how exactly does the studio make the money? Does the movie theater pay a percentage of the ticket price to the studio or does it pay a certain fee for playing a movie for a given amount of time and than pays more if it wants to renew? If it was as simple as paying x amount of dollars to play a movie for an indefinate amount of time, I just don't see the studio making more money of a successful movie vs. a flop before the DVDs and Tapes come out. Anyone?

  123. So what? by zangdesign · · Score: 1

    I'm still going to wait for the second weekend because the one thing that spoils a movie more than anything else is other people in the theater.

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    To celebrate the occasion of my 1000th post, I will post no more forever on Slashdot. Goodbye.
  124. Re:Bandwidth? by MenTaLguY · · Score: 1

    Oog... it's been a while. I believe it was in an interview with the brothers that was linked to from the /. page a long time ago (like, pre-Matrix Reloaded), but beyond that I couldn't say.

    But, yeah, take it with a grain of salt.

    --

    DNA just wants to be free...
  125. actually no... by mantera · · Score: 1



    the whole thing is about online piracy... it used to be the case that movies took as long as half a year or almost a year for them to premiere in europe after they've been on and gone in the US.

  126. Wasn't that I didn't by Archfeld · · Score: 1

    understand it, I just felt that the movie began to take itself seriously as a vehicle for philosophy rather than the hodgepodge of half baked ideas from 47 cultures crammed into one frozen custard shell. It hand some decent entertainment value but seemed to me to be lessened by its' very core of seriousness. If they were coing to try and treat the issue in a serious manner then I have major issues with hundreds of logic flaws in the the matrix and world structures. If it was just for fun then I still stand by my statement that it was much less enjoyable than the first Matrix...

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    errr....umm...*whooosh* *whoosh* Is this thing on ?
  127. ..cue sound of crickets chirping.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you just picking up this meme, eh? Nice haxor handle...sigh. I weep for your generation. Sorry to sound so bitter even if you were waiting weeks for a good time to use that already-worn-out line.

    1. Re:..cue sound of crickets chirping.. by _ph1ux_ · · Score: 1

      Your funny...

      First of all i picked this handle back a few years before it was "haxor" speak - only because the primary spelling version was already taken...

      I have probably been using computers longer than you, but I dont try to be too cool about it.

      your arrogance shows with your weak posting AC - Sigh... I am jsut too far above you to even make a public posting, so ill jsut get my lame ass jab in now under an AC guise.

  128. No Shit, I agree 100% by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The morons I'm subjected to during ANY public viewing are the reason I wait until the hype dies a bit.

  129. T4 - the matrix by sirsex · · Score: 1

    I had a wet dream that the Architect's man-given name was Skynet.

  130. how long is the movie? by vericgar · · Score: 1

    if it starts at 6am on Wed Nov 5 where I am, and I have to work at 9:30am the same day, and it's a 30 minutes commute to work from the theatre... I should make it to work right? (albiet on very little sleep... the lines will start forming very early I suspect... or maybe not... I'll show up at the theatre at say 4:30am... should get a decent seat...)

  131. Transmission by rpillala · · Score: 1

    They didn't say anywhere in the article how the distribution to these countries was going to happen. If it's what I think, then there will be places where the movie will be in someone's hands but not on screens yet. This seems like an invitation to piracy, seeing as how so many leaks come from inside the movie food chain.

    If it's some kind of digital transmission, that has even more potential for piracy.

    I have this feeling that I'm missing something here please correct me if I'm wrong.

    Ravi

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    When the axe came to the forest, the trees said, "Look out - the handle was once one of us."
  132. every country eh by sewagemaster · · Score: 1

    does that mean in soviet union.... the matrix will be be shown at the same time? :D

  133. Making sure that... by neuro.slug · · Score: 1

    Making sure that people in other countries will actually see it. I'm sure that, after Reloaded, word spread quickly out of the US about what a disappointment it was. Ha HA! We'll catch everyone off guard simultaneously!

    --n

  134. Does this mean a multicast download? by node159 · · Score: 1

    So they plan on giving everyone a really fat pipe and doing a multicast download as soon as the file gets slipped onto the net?

    Ohhh how generus of them!

    Hope the know that most people like it in DivX/XVid/Ogg fomats :).

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    GPLv2: I want my rights, I want my phone call! DRM: What use is a phone call, if you are unable to speak?
  135. It won't open on Nov 5 everywhere... by deep+square+leg · · Score: 1

    The site says that it opens at 2pm on the 5th in London... Eastern Australian states will either be 10 or 11 hours ahead of London (some have daylight savings, some don't) so if it is really syncronised then it will open in Oz at midnight or 1am on the 6th of November. The further east you go (NZ, for example) this will be more evident.

  136. Oh... great... (!) by aaaurgh · · Score: 1

    ...world wide synchronised hype then disappointment, if the last one is anything to go by, followed by huge bad karma on the net as everyone writes their reviews.

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    Go permanent? In your dreams and my worst nightmares.
  137. massive online matrix will cont.... by cheekyboy · · Score: 1

    the massive online matrix will continue the plot where it leaves off from the movie.

    then everyone can join in the matrix and do their stuff....

    we shall see how it goes...

    http://thematrixonline.warnerbros.com/

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    Liberty freedom are no1, not dicks in suits.
  138. Re:More & more common by transiit · · Score: 1

    I'm reserving judgement.

    I didn't find the second one to be officially horrible, but then I didn't find the first to be brilliant, either.

    I'm not sure that I agree with the industry's angle (as mentioned here) that too much communication between potential ticket-buyers is causing the problem.

    This just seems like a run-of-the-mill marketing stunt to me. What the fuck would any viewer care if the movie is being released in one, five or eighty countries?

    This sounds more like marketing scum sitting around saying things like "Hey! Let's try to leverage that one-world-unification thing that worked so well back when we were writing ID4!"

    Of course, these are the same braindead 'tards that figured there was nothing better than throwing a three-for-one trailer in front of Episode I for Titan A.E., Fight Club, and Anna and the King. At the time, I said AatK was forgettable because nobody there would ever bother watching it (I still don't know for certain: I never saw it. Fucking period piece remake that it was.) Titan A.E. would be the most geek-friendly and get the most draw from that crowd (I understand that it didn 't. Didn't bother with that one either.) and Fight Club just looked awful from that trailer. Another braindead marketing move showing it off as yet another Brad Pitt vehicle (with all of the banality of something as artistic and intellectual as say, "The Fast and the Furious"). The only one of the three that I saw, and I've become a fan of Chuck Palahniuk's books since.

    The movie industry has as much to blame for supporting films that nobody would care about, much less knowing how to spread the word about the (potentially) worthwhile ones. They've got no incentive to change, because thus far, they've been able to make enough money off the crapshow of the week.

    Capitalism is supposed to be about supply and demand. It doesn't work if we consistently fall for the artificial stimulation of demand that is marketing.

    -transiit

  139. Re:When will it be released on Kazaa, eDonkey, et. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Which is, in turn, 1 hour after it hits internaltorrent, 45 minutes after it hits the FTP dumpsites.

  140. Australia is Region 4 by Quizo69 · · Score: 1

    Just thought I'd point that out. Oh, and for all you TRUE videophiles, you should be buying your DVDs here for the 576 lines compared to 480 of NTSC. And they're cheaper....

    Quizo69

    1. Re:Australia is Region 4 by K8Fan · · Score: 1

      Sorry I got it wrong. But I do have a problem with PAL DVDs - the films are shot at 24 frames per second. While NTSC DVDs are converted to 30 frames per second by repeating frames (leading to judder), PAL films are just speed up to 25 frames per second to match the PAL frame rate. Normally, this is not too bothersome, but it really screws up music, making it sharp. The extra resolution is not worth having the music wrong.

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      "How perfectly Goddamn delightful it all is, to be sure" Charles Crumb
  141. Its a plan; but not marketing by bussdriver · · Score: 1

    1) they don't want #2 entered in for the oscars, but WB did. They are only entering #3.

    2) givin the little descarte and that line of thought I know about; I'd say they are going to upset people or go over everyones' head like they did with #2.

    3) Lets see how secret they will be with releases. Will they let countries preview and ban it like egypt did? If they have too many advance screenings, and send out those preview DVDS before the movie gets out.... but if they don't follow the typical pattern, something is afoot.

    4) the consistant outcome will not be a popular one is what I've been told my my experts. I don't let them spoil the plot and tell me about it. (since they got the whole thing so well figured out for #2)

  142. Plato. . . by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1
    Plato's Allegory of the Cave.

    No kidding?

    Now, I admit that I found Plato virtually unreadable, (I would have been among those eager to hang Socrates for being an irritating asshole), and thus never bothered to dig terribly deeply into the Big Greek's work.

    However, I would have seen the cave allegory, (if anything) as a parallel for the entire Matrix concept; (to paraphrase, "If all one has ever experienced are shadows cast against a cave wall, then being exposed to the outdoors would be mind-blowing.") But I cannot, however, see how the 'Orgy in the Cave' scene had anything to do the Cave Allegory. Unless one is willing to do some fairly stretchy mental gymnastics.

    Care to explain?


    -FL

  143. This was my first thought. . . by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1
    The matrix is about control - and making people ashamed of their biological origins is a fundamental way to control them.

    True. But I don't see how the scene helped to counter this effect, except in that it was psychologically, (for the audience), linked to the approval and encouragement of a respected figure, (Morpheus).

    That on it's own made it powerful. But I'm still not certain I trust the film's creators. There were weak scenes, unclear and conflicting messages this time around. The first film, while it had some rogue messages in it, had a strong signal to noise ratio. This second confused me in many ways. Which is why I question the 'orgy' scene.

    It seemed deliberately over-stated. The scene didn't attempt to include the audience, rather it appeared deliberately horrific. Somebody has already likened it to the opening vampire-dance-club scene from Blade. I'm not certain what the intent was behind it; to force people to look objective reality in the face? That on its own is a worthy goal, but I have trouble imagining that it was on purpose.

    I'll certainly be watching that film again when it comes out on DVD to see if I can't figure out what the hell was going on.

    Zion? With their doors all painted red? Now that's rich, these days, with Zionism showing its true colors. Makes me wonder. . . Just how clear are the Waters of Truth from which the Wachowski brothers have been drinking?


    -FL

  144. Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think that this is the first time I've heard someone complain about not being able to see Episode One soon enough.

    well to each his own I guess

  145. Re:SUCK!!! Now I'm going to have to wait 6 more ho by Dolohov · · Score: 1

    So stay up all night and watch the previous two on DVD beforehand. Then caffeinate like there's no tomorrow ;)