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  1. Re:Who buys ringtone music? Not the Teenagers on Apple iTunes to End Flat Fee Pricing? · · Score: 1
    They can't rely on cashing in on the idiocy of teenagers forever.

    It's not the idiocy of the teenagers. It's the idiocy of their parents who have forgotten how to say "No."

  2. Re:They don't understand the effect of convenience on Apple iTunes to End Flat Fee Pricing? · · Score: 1
    cell phones are not computers and therefore their software interface is designed to be feature limited, providing only the options the user purchases. Computers don't have this limitation.

    Actually computers do -- right after you've inserted your latest Sony-BMG "music" CD.

  3. Re:Why the heck doesn't Apple: 50/49 on Apple iTunes to End Flat Fee Pricing? · · Score: 1
    Start signing bands on a 50/49 cent split.

    All I want is that tiny, missing 1%. I'll make millions with it!

  4. Re:The truth of the matter...Actually on Apple iTunes to End Flat Fee Pricing? · · Score: 1
    That means that the record labels get $0.60 for doing jack-crap.

    Actually, the labels get $0.60 for selling the only song on the CD worth owning, while foregoing (along with the record shop) $14.99 for a CD that costs them well <$1.00 to produce.

  5. What I suspect will happen on Apple iTunes to End Flat Fee Pricing? · · Score: 1
    Here's what I suspect will happen.

    1: It's d@mn foolish to have said this publically without reason to know it's true, so chances are quite reasonable that this is a leak from behind the scenes negotiations.

    2: Popular new releases will be priced higher than back catalog stuff.

    3: Promises (i.e. spin) will be made that the average price of music is still $.99.

    4: Further promises will be made that high priced music will drop in price over time as new songs arrive in the top price bracket.

    5: These promises will not be kept.

  6. In Short... on Apple iTunes to End Flat Fee Pricing? · · Score: 0, Troll
    Apple caved.

    I'm sure Steve Jobs puts it differently.

  7. Re:Humor & irony -- After Dell Maybe on Apple Planning Intel iBook Debut for January? · · Score: 1
    Presumably if MS can get custom PPC chips, Apple will be getting the hottest and latest Intel chips--maybe even custom.

    Yeah, maybe sometime after Dell gets them. Dell buys several times the number of Intel processors that Apple will. Who do you think Intel will favor first?

  8. iBook = ??? on Apple Planning Intel iBook Debut for January? · · Score: 1
    iBook obviously stands for iNTEL Book.

    See how far Apple has been looking and planning ahead. Microsoft should just close up shop now.

  9. Default File Format Fraud! on Microsoft Office 12 Beta 1 Is Out · · Score: 3, Interesting
    By making the new default file format their so-called open XML format, MS is ensuring that by default you will save you documents in a format which, at this moment, cannot be read by any other word processing program, including older versions of Microsoft Office.

    Yeah, that's really going to help the average user.

  10. Don't be stupid mode... on Microsoft Office 12 Beta 1 Is Out · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Will it include a Don't be stupid mode? Something you can engage when forging political documents that turns off automatic superscripting and proportional spacing, and limits your font selection to what was available on a Selectric[tm] typewriter circa 1969. There are a few Democrats in Texas, and television producers in New York City, looking for this one.

  11. Yeah, Great! on Microsoft Office 12 Beta 1 Is Out · · Score: 1
    Office 12 introduces a new interface based on tabs that organize sets of functions under headings such as 'Write,' 'Page Layout,' and 'Review,' plus a combination toolbar-and-menu called the ribbon, which displays a different set of icons and menu items depending on the tab selected, and displays different sets of icons depending on whether you're working with text, graphics, tables, or other kinds of data.

    Yeah, great. Another new interface to learn. Of course it will also make working with both the "old" and "new" versions a true royal pain in the posterior.

    I think it's all yet another trick to urge (force) everyone to update, and I am so very tired of playing this game.

  12. Enqiring minds want to know on New Lemur Species Named After John Cleese · · Score: 0

    Does it get a movie credit in the next Monty Python movie next to the lamma?

  13. Oh, those European countries on UK To Passively Monitor Every Vehicle · · Score: 2, Funny
    Sweden: Land of meatballs, Volvos, and The Pirate Bay.

    Britain: Land of really stupid criminals who don't know enough to switch license plates before committing a crime with a car.

    Seems to me that Q knew what he was doing when he gave James Bond an Aston Martin with changeable license plates.

  14. Priceless on UK To Passively Monitor Every Vehicle · · Score: 1

    1: Cameras, communications, hardware, and software -- (est.) $500/camera.
    2: Spray can of black paint -- $3.99.
    3: Afternoon out drinking beer with friends and spray painting over camera lens -- $50.
    4: Sticking it to the Man -- PRICELESS!

  15. Record Yet? on Bad Day To Be Sony · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Are we at the record yet for most stories on consecutive days trashing the same company for the same beyond stupid bonehead move?

    Or are we simply waiting for their current management to fall on their sword when the post bad-will boycott sales figures arrive?

    My hope is that this will force companies to actually tell you what they've been able to hide behind the scenes and lawyers up to now.

  16. Re:Love text adventures - Geek Alert on Loyalists Preserve Past Through Text-Only Games · · Score: 1
    You have to realize, though, that we only use words like "xyzzy," "zorkmid," and "blorple" on formal occasions.

    Actually we use them as passwords, which is why it is so easy to break into Geek macines.

  17. Welcome to the World of Slashdot on Loyalists Preserve Past Through Text-Only Games · · Score: 5, Funny
    You are in a Slashdot article with 3 mod points left. There's an obvious Troll on your left that deserves to be modded down to negative infinity. Ahead of you is a post you really want to respond to. The Reply button beacons to the right, offering you a chance to get your original thoughts higher up on the page. The Back button will return you to the mundane world.

    >_

  18. One by One on I2hub Shutdown Due to Legal Pressure · · Score: 1
    One by one they all fall away.

    Maybe FreeNet will win in the end. Don't know how they can threaten that one, although I'm sure they're trying.

    Maybe yesterday will be remembered as a golden age in music when anything could be found and tried. I sure don't feel the same about the "legal" replacements I'm seeing coming to replace them. It still doesn't make me want to buy anything from Sony-BMG.

  19. How many megatrees was that again? on New Server Chip Niagara · · Score: 1
    same effect on carbon dioxide emissions as planting 1 million trees.

    I see we've now created the megatree enviromental impact measurement unit.

    Of course that still begs the question, are all megatrees created equal?

    (Remember, according to Slashdot policy I own is post, and hence this word when used in this context. Sort of like how Microsoft owns "windows". As such I will soon go after the other 955 Google hits on megatree for possible infringement.)

  20. Re:Had to see it coming...Bob who? on Japanese 'Minerva' Robot Lost in Space · · Score: 1
    Unfortunately, the mission controller was named Bob

    Isn't Bob an especially annoying of in-house developed Microsoft software. Maybe the final version of the source code to Bob was on the robot and this was the only way to get rid of it forever!

  21. Ouch! on Japanese 'Minerva' Robot Lost in Space · · Score: 2, Funny
    accidentally been flung into space by its mothership.

    I told you not to pinch your mother there!

  22. Re:Why DRM won't work - accuracy please on Sony Pulls Controversial Anti-Piracy Software · · Score: 1
    a college student threatened to put an entire industry out of business with a little application he built in his spare time, Napster.

    IIRC correctly Shawn Fanning hardly ate or slept for many days while coding the first Napster, so consumed was he by his idea.

  23. Re:Stop making or recall from stores? Not enough h on Sony Pulls Controversial Anti-Piracy Software · · Score: 1
    I'd love to see a class action suit that demands all CD's sold are to be replaced with DRM-free versions on Sony's dime. Then perhaps it would sink home they'd done something a little wrong.

    This wouldn't hurt them that much. CD manfacturing has come down in price even faster than retail prices have gone up. I a few pennies at most to replace a $14.95 CD.

    Any other business passes along their savings to their customers in the form of lower prices. The thieving music industry does just the opposite!

  24. Microsoft should sue Sony, and so should we! on Sony Pulls Controversial Anti-Piracy Software · · Score: 1
    Microsoft should sue Sony and their DRM supplier under the DMCA for reverse engineering the security measures of Windows in order to undermine them.

    Everyone else should sue Sony for their six biggest lies in regard to all this.

    1: The software doesn't run when the CD isn't playing. WRONG!
    2: It's not a RootKit. WRONG!
    3: It doesn't interfere with your normal use of your computer. WRONG! (It intentionally damages the sound when CD's are ripped to MP3 - maybe for all CD's, and uses memory and cpu resources constantly.)
    4: It doesn't phone home. WRONG!
    5: It doesn't send any personally identifiable information when it does phone home. WRONG! (If the **AA can find you through your IP address, so can Sony.)
    6: We don't save any personally identifiable information when our software phones home (Internet logs?), or when you fill out two pages of forms with your e-mail address (which must be right or you won't receive the necessary authorization codes) to get our full uninstall control. YEAH, RIGHT!!

    Someone(s) as Sony should go to jail over this one.

  25. The Victim Didn't Agree Means a True Legal Mess on Spyware Maker Sues Detection Firm · · Score: 2, Insightful
    So what if the Victim doesn't agree to the EULA for the software running on their computer? Does this mean that the software cannot be used to spy on the Victim until they agree to the EULA, and must be removed.

    Not a funny question at all when you consider the ramifications of one person installing software on a computer and agreeing to an EULA that a second person then uses. How do you sort this out?