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  1. Flamebait, pure and simple... on White House Website Limits Iraq-Related Crawling · · Score: 1

    I thought Gore was the Robot.

  2. I wonder... on White House Website Limits Iraq-Related Crawling · · Score: 1
    Has IBM excluded SCO yet?

    Has Microsoft excluded Linux yet?

    Has /. excluded goatse posts yet?

    This movement has a long way to go.

  3. Just a Wild Guess, But... on NSA Turns To Commercial Software For Encryption · · Score: 3, Informative

    Just a wild guess, but what are the chances that NSA developed this secretly years ago and either planned to, or already does, use it. When the civilian cryptography sector finally caught up with them and actually patented the algorithm, NSA had to license it or stop using it. It wouldn't be the first time NSA has been shown to be far ahead of publicly known cryptographic knowledge. Differential Cryptology comes to mind.

  4. How long before the cop... on 'Black Box' Readings Help Convict Montreal Driver · · Score: 2, Interesting
    How long before the cop just walks up, plugs a handheld into your car's standardized onboard access port (like they do for smog checks now), and it spits out a ticket with your exact speed, while recording a record for the court?

    How long after that before random checkpoints access this data without a cop seeing you apparently speeding first?

    How long before a wireless option is added and your car data is checked by unmanned roadside monitors and the ticket arrives in the mail? Or is just automatically debited?

    How long before they just automatically disable your car when you exceed your limit?

    How long...

  5. 350Mb of updates within a week of release on LG CD-ROMs Destroyed by Mandrake 9.2 · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    Cut to the chase:

    Mandrake 9.3 anyone?

  6. Re:Ouch. For Extra Geek Points on LG CD-ROMs Destroyed by Mandrake 9.2 · · Score: 1
    Commodore PET

    And for extra points, what first poster can say exactly what PET stands for?

  7. Re:HP: Where's the updated 16c? 64-bits on HP Launches New Calculators · · Score: 1
    The HP-16C (and no, you can't have mine) was doing 64-bit math in 1982. Only now have the G5 and AMD-64 caught up in the desktop space.

    Definitely ahead of its time.

  8. Re:HP Bring back the 16C !!! Cold Dead Hands on HP Launches New Calculators · · Score: 1
    HP bring back the Computer Scientist 16C! It only sells on ebay for between $150 - $300 USD.

    Not mine. Nobody gets it until they pry it out of my cold, dead hands.

  9. Re:Is this even relevant? on HP Launches New Calculators · · Score: 1
    2MB will store a ton of cheat sheets!

    And you might learn all that material if you had to enter it by hand.

  10. Re:Call me a Luddite. . . on HP Launches New Calculators · · Score: 1
    I won't be replacing my RPN HP-15C any time soon

    Still got one of those. And an HP-16C as well.

  11. Yoda... on HP Launches New Calculators · · Score: 1

    Yoda, an HP calculator, uses.

  12. Re:Mystery? You're an F, I, and A. on New P2P Battle is Heating Up · · Score: 1
    Strong doors on the cockpits of planes would have prevented 9/11.

    Stronger cockpit doors would have done NOTHING to prevent 9/11. The captain of the flight opened the door and came out when boxcutter blades were held against the necks of stewardesses. The cabin crew made two fatal errors because there had never been a hijacking like this before. Those errors were:

    1. The hijackers wouldn't hurt the pilot or co-pilot because they needed them to fly the plane.
    2. They hijackers intended to live through the experience.

    We now know that neither of the above assumptions are true anymore, and the next time such a hijacking occurs passengers and crew may be murdered in the flight cabin, but the smart Captain will stay in the cockpit, hope they don't blow the door open, and get the plane down as quickly as possible short of a crash.

    As for saying it's all the FBI's fault for not listening well enough that just goes to show that you have no idea of the total volume of tips and leaks the FBI gets. Many are bogus, intentionally false, or even true but never acted upon in the end. There is not the manpower sufficient to fully check them all out, thanks in good part to the demolition of our intelligence services under the previous administration that was more interested in FBI files on political enemies, rather than terrorists.

    As for your second comment:

    Your desire to implement Stalinist tactics is not a rational response

    You, sir, are an idiot, a fool, and an asshole -- not necessarily in that order.

    You are in idiot for ever making such a statement in the first place.

    You are a fool for not knowing a thing about history and what life in Russia under Stalin in the 1930's and 1940's.

    And you are an asshole for being such an idiot and fool in the first place to think that life in the United States today bears any relationship to life under Stalin 65 years ago. You insult the memory of those people who really suffered by claiming what is happening here is equivalently Stalinist.

  13. Re:Eh - To The 9th Circuit Court on X10 Pays $4.3 million In Damages For Pop-Unders · · Score: 2, Funny
    They'll just appeal.

    And to the Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals. Watch out now!

  14. Re:Uh oh! MOD Parent Funny on New P2P Battle is Heating Up · · Score: 2, Funny
    MOD Parent Funny +1.

    ---

    (This is part of the new M3 Moderation system, for people who can't M or M2 Moderate.)

  15. Re:Mystery? on New P2P Battle is Heating Up · · Score: 1
    Is it any more of a mystery than the belief that spying on every American citizen will deter terrorism?

    Until you have a reliable method to separate out the terrorists from the rest of the American citizens, I'll accept this for now as opposed to the alternative of more 9/11's.

  16. Re:Correction: analog does NOT stop in 2006 QED SA on Broadcast Flag All But Approved · · Score: 1
    QED - Quite Easily Done

    That's the best one I've seen since:
    SAT - Saturday Afternoon Test.

  17. K.I.S.S. on Broadcast Flag All But Approved · · Score: 1
    Let's keep this simple.

    No Broadcast Flag over Public airways!

    Over non-public resources, use permitted.

  18. Re:Put them on P2P file sharing network WHICH? on Swarthmore Students Keep Diebold Memos Online · · Score: 1
    put the documents on a P2P file sharing network

    This is often suggested, but which one?
    Which network(s) do Slashdotters favor?
    What file names?

    It's not enough to just drop them out in P2P land. Give people a place to look.

  19. Keeping the memos available on Swarthmore Students Keep Diebold Memos Online · · Score: 3, Informative
    an electronic civil disobedience campaign that will ensure permanent public access to the controversial leaked memos.

    Freenet.

    Exactly why it exists.

  20. You Can Read the Memos... on Swarthmore Students Keep Diebold Memos Online · · Score: 0, Troll

    Or not!

  21. Re:They're Made Out Of Meat -- The S-Word on Sci-Fi Channel Looks for LGM in NASA Files · · Score: 1
    "They're made out of meat."

    They're made out of meat, and they send Spam.

  22. Re:Keeps them busy...???bert! on Sci-Fi Channel Looks for LGM in NASA Files · · Score: 1
    Fine! This keeps NASA, Pentagon and investigative journalists busy while i work on mind controlling the remaining earthlings....

    Dogbert, I didn't know you posted to Slashdot.

  23. All This Wait Until Now... on Sci-Fi Channel Looks for LGM in NASA Files · · Score: 1
    Let's see:

    Crash in 1965.

    Freedom of Information, in or around 1976.

    SciFi Channel founded when? About 1995 give or take a couple.

    Public interest in UFO's and mysterious government coverups? Since 1947 at least.

    Other programs that have explored things like this? Sightings. Encounters. The Discovery Channel. Steven Speilberg.

    Project Blue Book. How many years?

    And it takes until now to realize that we may have a big deal here? What has taken them so long?

  24. Re:This Is Dangerous on AI Sues for Its Life in Mock Trial · · Score: 1
    Computers should be strictly controlled in what functions they perform and NEVER taught to think like humans.

    The problem is that these computers if/when built will be used by humans, who are exceptionally bad about following all the rules laid down to protect them. Humans will keep wanting them to act just a bit more human because it is easier to think about them and interface with them that way.

    Humans never RTFM and actually follow it afterwards!

  25. Re:Subject-of-a-life -- .Sig line on AI Sues for Its Life in Mock Trial · · Score: 1
    Sometimes I miss studying philosophy. It was pointless, but fun.

    That would make a great .sig line.