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  1. I've got to call bulls**t on Femtosecond Lasers Used To Color Metals · · Score: 1, Redundant

    An optics professor and a postgrad have developed a way to use ultra-short pulses of laser light to etch nano features into the surface of metals so that they can absorb or reflect specific wavelengths of light. This is very similar to the way that butterflies get the color in their wings.

    There's no way in hell a butterfly has the discipline to set still while being laser-etched.

  2. Re:A lot on Physicist Calculates Trajectory of Tiger At SF Zoo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The only tragedy here was the tiger having to be killed.

    I disagree. Most of us go through phases of being quite evil and pathetic, and also of being selfless and kind. Most of us are sometimes wretched, sometimes wonderful, and mostly in-between. As a parent, I have a deeper love for my kids than I ever would have expected prior to being a parent. I know they will be sometimes evil; one of my jobs is to minimize that. But I think it would be a tragic, albeit a just one, for most persons to die in this manner.

  3. Medical rescue on The Truth About New Jet Pack Hype · · Score: 1

    with real applications for medical rescue

    Definitely. Now we're going to need ways to get 45-year-old men wearing a spent rocket pack down from the top of a redwood tree.

  4. BS on Time for a Vista Do-Over? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Perception is part of reality, but it's not all of it. Regardless of public perception, either Vista will, or it will not, have drivers for some particular video card. It will, or it will not, let you watch a HD movie over a non-HDCP video channel.

    The problem with Vista isn't merely perception. It's the fact that in this case, the general public's perception of crappiness is a pretty good predictor of the reality that Vista is going to cause you, as an individual, lots of problems.

  5. Re:Useful degrees on Engineers Have a Terrorist Mindset? · · Score: 1

    After all, who wants a sociologist in their terror cell?

    Agreed. If we crank out any more Art History majors, the terrorists have already won!

  6. The real cause on Engineers Have a Terrorist Mindset? · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Is that these groups often have R&D schedules adjusted by marketing majors. Hell, going through that a few times would radicalize my pet hamster.

  7. Re:Hey Paul on U2's Manager Calls For Mandatory Disconnects For Music Downloaders · · Score: 1

    Isn't this the post that got the award for the most uses of the work "fuck" in a serious post?

  8. Spokeman talk on Charter Accidentally Wipes 14K Email Accounts · · Score: 2, Insightful

    We really are sincerely sorry for having had this happen and do apologize to all those folks who were affected by the error,' Lamont said

    Note the use of the passive voice, which is commonly done to avoid taking responsibility. It seems like even when they're trying to apologize, spin-doctors can't turn off their instinct of avoiding responsibility for mistakes.

  9. Re:regulated in contract or law? on IBM Responds to Overtime Lawsuits With 15% Salary Cut · · Score: 5, Informative

    Don't they have their salary regulated in contract? Or is it accept-or-be-fired (article doesn't tell)?


    When I used to work for IBM (10 - 8 years ago), it was standard U.S. practice: each year, your manager calls you into a meeting and tells you what your new pay level is. You can accept it, or quit your job, or treat it like the beginning of a negotiation, which will in most cases get you labeled as a difficult employee.

    It's pretty laissez faire, except that they can't base your pay level / pay level changes on race, religion, etc.
  10. Re:Apple's finally done it on Apple QuickTime DRM Disables Video Editing Apps · · Score: 1

    Classy.

  11. Re:First impressions on MPAA Botched Study On College Downloading · · Score: 1

    Just because I wouldn't pay X dollars to see a movie doesn't mean I wouldn't pay X/2 to see it.

    Holy crap! I think we just witnessed the first application of Xeno's Paradox to the copyright debate. Brilliant!

  12. Re:Apple's finally done it on Apple QuickTime DRM Disables Video Editing Apps · · Score: 1

    How much mac or linux software could make the same claim? "It just works"? Don't make me laugh.

    I never said that Windows or Linux "just work". But many have said that a Mac "just works", which at least with this QuickTime issue is no longer true.

  13. Apple's finally done it on Apple QuickTime DRM Disables Video Editing Apps · · Score: 5, Insightful

    They took the two main selling points of a Mac: (1) "it just works", and (2) it being a great platform for creative work, and sacrificed *both* of those things on the altar of DRM.

    I think they need to get back to "thinking different".

  14. Re:Vista's missing features on Windows 7 To Be Released Next Year? · · Score: 1

    1 - Microsoft says they learned from their mistakes, and have been deconstructing Windows to remove bloat, and make the whole thing run faster.

    Balmer (unshaven, in a wife-beater shirt): "Baby, come back inside. I can change. I promise!"

  15. Re:This is what the DMCA is really about- censorsh on Collapsed UK Bank Attempts to Censor Wikileaks · · Score: 1

    History will show that the DMCA is one of the most evil laws ever past in the country, and is the lynch pin to Fascism.

    Ahem... I believe that good form requires you to mention Hitler and Nazis at this point in your ./ rant. ;)

  16. Damnit! on Failed Avionics a Possible Cause of BA038 Crash · · Score: 3, Funny

    Now we're all going to be forced to re-learn Ada!

  17. Re:What is this "down time" you speak of? on Down Time At Work — What Do You Do? · · Score: 1

    I honestly can't imagine what it would be like to have a job where if what's immediately in front of me is blocked, then I am blocked from working.

    Try having to do Cell programming on a PS/3, and working at a place where anything "game"-related is blocked by the web filter. Your lack of imagination would be quickly remedied; trust me.

  18. How about for internal drives as well? on Spec Will Cut External Drive Power Cords · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Is there much of a reason that we couldn't have single power+data connectors for internal HDD / DVD drives as well? Things are better now that IDE cables are less common, but I'd still be happy for a cleaner interior of my cases.

  19. Re:Many managers are saddened they actually have t on Young IT Workers Disillusioned, Hard to Retain · · Score: 1

    Without knowing all the pros and cons of working there, it's hard to say if you should stay there. But it does sound pretty miserable, and you should at least strongly consider your other options.

  20. Re:Spoiled on Young IT Workers Disillusioned, Hard to Retain · · Score: 2, Insightful

    We're told that we have to earn our place in society, but from many of our perspectives, there really isn't anything *worth* earning. What is the very best that most of us can hope for? A middle class position in an ever poverty-increasing society due to the tremendous shift of wealth towards a small number of businessmen? A marriage where we both work long hours in order to fatten a tiny number of people's pockets, coming home so exhausted that we're barely able to tend to the children's needs and much less to each other's, so we compensate ourselves by the accumulation of possessions? Some world we've been offered...

    I totally agree that there's no motivation in making rich people richer. But...

    WTF do you mean, "Some world we've been offered"? In the U.S., we've hardly suffered the ravages of war, compared to those who lived through WWII. Most of us have plenty to eat, and don't go cold in the winter. We have cures for diseases that were death sentences 50 years ago. And much of this is because our parents suffered to make our world a better one than theirs.

    Sure our world isn't perfect, and there's a lot of ways that we can improve it if we're willing to shoulder the burden. But complaining about what we've been handed sounds like the tantrum of an early adolescent saying, "I didn't ask to be born!". Grow up, and become part of the solution rather than just whining.

  21. Re:Spoiled on Young IT Workers Disillusioned, Hard to Retain · · Score: 1

    Nobody gives anybody anything worth having in this life. You get it by earning it.

    Perhaps you've missed the trends in the separation packages given to CEOs who ruin their companies?

  22. Re:Many managers are saddened they actually have t on Young IT Workers Disillusioned, Hard to Retain · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I say f- them. Either pay more, or quit complaining about our right to leave.

    There's more to it than that. Someone just out of college may say, regarding his first 2-3 jobs, "This sucks! I'm not getting the {respect | money | office | projects} I deserve! F*** this. Bye." But that person mistakenly thinks that he's getting a worse-than-standard deal. So out of ignorance, he leaves a perfectly good job, chasing the mythical perfect job.

    It's that pointless churn that I think employers might reasonably be frustrated by. (Of course, those employees might find that they can do less work and get paid more by working in marketing. In that case, the employers are themselves getting a bitter dose of reality.)

  23. Re:Passion != "Spare Time" on How to Recognize a Good Programmer · · Score: 1

    Frankly, I work 50+ hours a week and the last thing I want or feel a need to do is look at a f*cking computer when I go home. And this comes from someone who got a Master's in CS while working full time; led implementation of new technologies and languages within the group.

    It sure as _hell_ doesn't mean I don't have passion for what I do.

    Oh, I'm sorry. This is "seething rage". "Passion" is third door on the left. Cheerio!

  24. Re:OMG you are kidding right? on How to Recognize a Good Programmer · · Score: 1

    I would rather a project take 30% more time but be supportable by more than the creator.

    Most managers believe that as well, but I think it's the rare manager who will give the programmer 30% extra time, when the code admittedly "already works and just needs some cleaning up". My point is that there's often a difference between what people say they want, and how they actually act in situ.

  25. Legal on NSI Registers Every Domain Checked · · Score: 1

    Does this make them an abuser of monopoly (there's only one really used DNS)? Or perhaps fraudulent? Or do they violate privacy? Misappropriate implied-confidential information? Do the registrars form an illegal cartel via this behavior?