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Down Time At Work — What Do You Do?

An anonymous reader writes "I work in IT and find fairly often that I have 'down time.' I'll usually browse the web (Slashdot) or try to find something informative or educating to read. Sometimes, I even get caught up working on my personal webpage or other project that isn't exactly work related. What does everyone else do during these times, and how much time do they spend on non-work related things while at work?"

319 comments

  1. Ping Pong... by hbean · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...is a very serious sport.

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    "Give someone a program, frustrate them for a day... Teach someone to program, frustrate them for a lifetime."
    1. Re:Ping Pong... by glennboulder · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Here at DELL the Jack Sass Radio Show podcast is a must listen. www.jacksassradio.com Jack has a dead on view of corporate life.

    2. Re:Ping Pong... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wrong. Table Tennis is a very serious sport, but Ping-Pong is only a Parlour game.

    3. Re:Ping Pong... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      Blah... Foosball is the new deathmatch at my company. :P

    4. Re:Ping Pong... by Malevolyn · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This must be what you guys are doing when you *should* be doing quality and stress testing on your machines.

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    5. Re:Ping Pong... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stress testing on my machine?
            Oh, you mean games :)

    6. Re:Ping Pong... by alex4u2nv · · Score: 1

      I quality and stress test my machine with multiple instances of youtube, myspace, facebook, etc.

      Disclaimer, If you're my supervisor reading this,
      I'm ONLY JUST KIDDING!!!

  2. Asking slashdot? by techpawn · · Score: 4, Funny

    What IT does with Downtime? You must be new here

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    1. Re:Asking slashdot? by PrescriptionWarning · · Score: 1

      maybe it was a rhetorical question? (just like this one)

    2. Re:Asking slashdot? by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 1

      maybe it was a rhetorical question? (just like this one)

      Nah, I don't think it was. And what does "rhetorical" mean?

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    3. Re:Asking slashdot? by Mr2cents · · Score: 5, Funny

      I get myself a coffee and go looking for a coworker with an imminent deadline, and have a chat, asking thing like "How was your holiday" or things like that.

      Evil, I know. But it's still funny.

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      "It's too bad that stupidity isn't painful." - Anton LaVey
    4. Re:Asking slashdot? by VGPowerlord · · Score: 2, Funny

      Everyone knows BOFHs visit the pub during downtimes!

      Particularly if the BOFHs created said downtime so that they could go to the pub.

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    5. Re:Asking slashdot? by jd · · Score: 2, Funny

      Not necessarily. There are many kinds of Downtime. Downtime is the name of a Doctor Who spinoff, which would therefore be watched. Reading Slashdot during downtime, however, makes no sense, as this is clearly educational material for advancing one's knowledge of the field.

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    6. Re:Asking slashdot? by robzon · · Score: 1

      Well, at my IT department during downtime we sometimes take a break to do some actual work, but that's kinda rare.

    7. Re:Asking slashdot? by TobyRush · · Score: 1

      And what does "rhetorical" mean?

      Ahh... good point! Well said.

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      You will see.
    8. Re:Asking slashdot? by ImaLamer · · Score: 3, Funny

      Your answer:

      5,462 replies beneath your current threshold.

    9. Re:Asking slashdot? by thatotherguy007 · · Score: 1, Troll

      No, that isn't evil. Mean spirited, Maybe, but it is hardly even mildly sadistic. No, downtime should involve convincing the person with a close deadline that their almost complete report is a virus. Then, go on to convince them that they have to delete it with a screwdriver or the company could lose thousands of computers. Before you do that, it hardly counts as funny, let alone evil.

    10. Re:Asking slashdot? by hobo+sapiens · · Score: 4, Funny

      I bark at people like you.

      No, seriously.

      Someone came to ask me a stupid question that a Google search could have answered, and yes, you guessed it: I had a deadline.

      So I started barking.

      He never came back again.

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    11. Re:Asking slashdot? by inKubus · · Score: 1

      Reading Slashdot .. is clearly educational material for advancing one's knowledge of the field.

      Aren't you new here?...(1658)..oh..sarcasm.

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    12. Re:Asking slashdot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      maybe it was a rhetorical question? (just like this one)
      That's not a question, it's a statement with a question mark on the end.
    13. Re:Asking slashdot? by haploc · · Score: 2, Funny

      Usually, during downtime, the IT department is the one that needs to START working, in order to get things up again!

    14. Re:Asking slashdot? by WLAJ · · Score: 1

      Agreed! IT should be taking breaks during UPTIME. Damn kids...

    15. Re:Asking slashdot? by ancientt · · Score: 2, Funny

      Now I know your slashdot ID Ronald! Just wait until I show the boss your posts about overlords and electronic girlfriends.

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    16. Re:Asking slashdot? by moose223 · · Score: 1

      I never take downtime, but sometimes I'll take a break from real work and send my boss suggestions on how to outsource some of the other work that is late or that doesn't get done because those assigned are taking too much downtime.

    17. Re:Asking slashdot? by Architect_sasyr · · Score: 1

      I'm saddened that you scored a Troll mod on this. But if your even in South-Australia look me up, I have a few lusers you could back my bastardly ways up for.

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    18. Re:Asking slashdot? by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1
      So I started barking.

      "Who's a good programmer? Who's a good programmer? You are! Yes you are! You like gettin' scratch behind the ear don't ya? Here's a biscuit. Later, we'll play fetch."

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      It must have been something you assimilated. . . .
  3. research or education by alta · · Score: 3, Funny

    I research things that will make my company perform better, or I educate myself so I can perform better for the company myself. Have fun working on that website while you're out of work ;)

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    1. Re:research or education by lonesome_coder · · Score: 5, Funny

      I could have sworn I heard somebody say something from underneath my bosses desk...

      Hmmm...

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    2. Re:research or education by Kepesk · · Score: 3, Funny

      I also educate myself in methods of making the company better. I find that the financial patterns of Eve Online are quite informative, and I rely on what I learn there for my everyday work habits.

    3. Re:research or education by GreggBz · · Score: 1

      I bet you're fun to work with. One of those, always has a suggestion for management types.

    4. Re:research or education by trolltalk.com · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I research things that will make my company perform better, or I educate myself so I can perform better for the company myself

      You really ARE new here.

      Besides, you are more productive if you take a break every now and then. So what you're saying is that you would rather LOOK like you're brown-nosing, while you're in fact making yourself LESS efficient, rather than taking time to talk with co-workers, etc., which improves the lines of communications in a company, and ultimately contributes more to the bottom line in terms of increased efficiencies.

      Don't forget those new TPS reports. And your 35 pieces of flair.

    5. Re:research or education by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 1

      Or one of those people who extend meetings for hours by raising issue after issue, hashing over old questions, or asking irrelevant questions.

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    6. Re:research or education by SparkleMotion88 · · Score: 5, Funny

      I did that until I perfected myself and my work environment. Now I wander around the office improving other people.

    7. Re:research or education by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      That sounds like me. but there is a fine line between looking stupid and not understanding what the meeting was about and attempting to be clear on what is expected. It is something we have to work at sometimes. That's why I paraphrase everything we discussed as a precondition to the question I ask.

      I worked for one company and all my colleagues had a problem with that. I would mention it's name but it wouldn't matter, they are out of business now, it seems like my department was one of the few that made money though.

    8. Re:research or education by magical_mystery_meat · · Score: 0

      While I understand the spirit of what you're saying, I'm not the least bit interested in my co-workers personal lives and I'm not a good enough actor to do anything but insult their intelligence if I try to talk to them about them.

      The only thing I want from my co-workers is to work well together and that shouldn't require anything more than professional respect, not knowing their kids' names or what they like to do on the weekends.

    9. Re:research or education by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, ... ...so, ... do you consider posting to Slashdot here, at 1:05 PM, part of your... ...research efforts?

      Are these discussions education efforts, ... ...perhaps?

    10. Re:research or education by uhlume · · Score: 4, Funny

      If you don't find yourself needing a few minutes of non job-related "downtime" every two or three hours to work out the mental kinks, you're probably not working that hard to begin with. Have fun congratulating yourself on your "superior work ethic" as you shuffle windows on your desktop all day, and pray your management never institutes meaningful performance metrics.

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    11. Re:research or education by HungSoLow · · Score: 1

      So you get the top and they get the bottom?

    12. Re:research or education by wdhowellsr · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Oh please are you out of your mind? I asked my manager almost ten years ago about using downtime to browse the web, program or other things. You know what he said? I pay you for being available to use your skills to solve problems most people wouldn't even understand or fix. That being said, because I got the monkey off my back I designed an Intranet Website for the company that provided software distribution, remote control, and comprehensive searching with asp linked databases that eventually went nationwide. I would have never even tried that if I thought that some middle-manager was going to question what I was doing during downtime. By the way I also created a interactive web site for my son who was born December 8, 1998 that allowed my family and friends to view the pictures like the fancy web sites we have now.

    13. Re:research or education by Your+Pal+Dave · · Score: 1

      Hmm, sounds like your boss is a /. reader...

    14. Re:research or education by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      If you don't find yourself needing a few minutes of non job-related "downtime" every two or three hours to work out the mental kinks, you're probably not working that hard to begin with. Have fun congratulating yourself on your "superior work ethic" as you shuffle windows on your desktop all day, and pray your management never institutes meaningful performance metrics. On the other hand, if you're working in a job where it is practical to produce a meaningful performance metric, the job clearly isn't all that complicated either.
    15. Re:research or education by empaler · · Score: 1

      That's pretty much what I try to do as well. I've even eschewed most of my bad browsing habits. I'll play with ideas that don't really fit into the uptime, but could be a boon, and sometimes strike gold. Or fool's gold, as it were.

    16. Re:research or education by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That wasn't funny, that's insightful, you insensitive mods!!

    17. Re:research or education by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      - Hi, Bob. Bob.
      - Why don't you grab a seat and join us for a minute? Y'see, what we're trying to do here, we're just trying to get a feel for how people spend their day. So, if you would, would you just walk us through a typical day for you?
      - Yeah. Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late. I use the side door, that way Lumbergh can't see me. Uh, and after that, I just sorta space out for about an hour.
      - Space out?
      - Yeah. I just stare at my desk but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch too. I'd probably, say, in a given week, I probably do about fifteen minutes of real, actual work.
      - Uh, Peter, would you be a good sport and indulge us and tell us a
      little more?
      - Let me tell you something about TPS reports... The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy. It's just that I just don't care.

    18. Re:research or education by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      That's only if you think learning new things is actually not downtime. I personally find it very relaxing to read about some new technology, or try out some new thing, without having any specific project to complete.

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      Anthropic principle: We see the universe the way it is because if it were different we would not be here to see it.
    19. Re:research or education by geckofiend · · Score: 3, Insightful

      And that's exactly why you'll never go very far in your career.

    20. Re:research or education by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you are really lame. Your coworkers hate you

    21. Re:research or education by drseuk · · Score: 1

      "So much for growing the enterprise!"

    22. Re:research or education by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you feel you would get fired for working on your personal website, I really pity you and your work situation.

    23. Re:research or education by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I bet it's not you. I'm talking about meetings that drag on into their 3rd or 4th hour, when they were scheduled for one. There are 15 people in the meeting. The last 3 hours are basically a big mutual masturbation fest with the four biggest blowhard ass kissers in the room.

      They're not trying to understand, they're trying hard to show the boss that they understand the MOST, or at least more than the other three schmucks who are also trying to show that they understand the most.

      Meanwhile, I'm getting hungry because it's 6:30 and nobody's ordered the takeout yet. Man, just thinking about it is making me CRAZY. I sure am glad I don't work there any more.

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      Fascism trolls keeping me up every night. When I starts a preachin', he HITS ME WITH HIS REICH!
    24. Re:research or education by evilklown · · Score: 0
    25. Re:research or education by Linker3000 · · Score: 1

      Blimey - are you me!?

      Spookily similar activities!

      Our 'newintranet' went live this week and my son is here: http://supersite.blogdns.com/

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      AT&ROFLMAO
    26. Re:research or education by mrcaseyj · · Score: 1

      The nice thing about educating yourself is that your employer might not complain since you're making yourself a more valuable employee, but if you lose the job and you educated yourself in something general, then all that time spent educating yourself still benefits you. I'd think that educating yourself about anything more than what's important for your job would be a rare luxury though, because it seems like there is almost always more to do for any employer than any amount of employees could ever get done. e.g. New features, code reviews, contingency plans, documentation, future project planning, etc. If it was your money paying the salaries, you'd probably want employees that would do as much as they reasonably could for the benefit of the company (without making the employees miserable), so you can assume that that's what you agreed to do in exchange for your paycheck.

    27. Re:research or education by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't lie, you browse slashdot forums at 4pm on a friday afternoon instead of working

    28. Re:research or education by marvis · · Score: 1

      Depending on your company culture, research is actually one of the best things you can do. I sometimes email news or articles I found on the web to my colleagues, and my supervisor recently told me that she really appreciates that because the stuff I send is usually interesting.

    29. Re:research or education by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      alta (1263)

      I research things that will make my company perform better, or I educate myself so I can perform better for the company myself trolltalk.com (1108067)

      You really ARE new here. I don't think so...
    30. Re:research or education by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ummm since when does walking around and chatting up co-workers help to improve the bottom line? And how is bettering internal processes and self improvement brown-nosing? Pro-actively contributing at your work is usually beneficial to not just your company but also your paycheck.

    31. Re:research or education by wdhowellsr · · Score: 1

      No we're just the rare breed of geek that regularly have sex. Just kidding.. (Please keep my karma positive)

    32. Re:research or education by Slashdot+Suxxors · · Score: 1

      Yep.

    33. Re:research or education by magical_mystery_meat · · Score: 1

      What's so great about "going far?" Moving into a project management role where I work 80 hours a week and have to introduce myself to my wife on the rare occasions that I see her? Having a bunch of juniors reporting to me that are all too busy trying to be the social butterflies that you suggest to the point that they can't do their work, which makes me look like an idiot? Putting on the vaseline-toothed happy face and slinging bullshit until I don't know what I actually believe? No thanks, I'm happy right where I am. I don't want to be anybody's friend. Contrary to your belief, however, I don't want to be anybody's enemy, either.

    34. Re:research or education by alta · · Score: 1

      Wow, +4 funny. It looks like most moderators got it, while most of the people commenting below didn't. Interesting. Actually, a +4 Sarcastic would have been a more specific goal.

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  4. You ask on slashdot? by Endymion · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Talk about self-selecting for "I read web forums"...

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  5. Slashdot! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    A) Read Slashdot.
    B) Submit stories to Slashdot.
    C) Play video games stored on thumb drive.
    D) Avoid getting more work.

    Anything else?

    1. Re:Slashdot! by techno-vampire · · Score: 1

      All your downtime are belong to us!

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    2. Re:Slashdot! by PachmanP · · Score: 1

      All your downtime are belong to us!

      Sincerly, CmdrTaco
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  6. Isn't it obvious? by TheBrutalTruth · · Score: 2, Funny

    I read and post on Slashdot, you dolt!

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    1. Re:Isn't it obvious? by KiloByte · · Score: 3, Funny

      I read and post on Slashdot, you dolt! No, that's what you do during regular work time.
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  7. enjoyment for the mind... by pig-power · · Score: 0

    read a book for fun. whether fiction or non, whatever it is that takes you away from the day-to-day BS.

  8. Duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    pr0n

  9. Re:Well duh! by ZWarrior · · Score: 1

    I browse Slashdot, of course, and also other news sites. I also will work on personal stuff and read webcomics. But I don't much in the way of downtime usually so this is a rarity anyway.

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  10. obligatory bash.org quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny


    #258908 +(12416)- [X]

      : If they only realized 90% of the overtime they pay me is only cause i like staying here playing with Kazaa when the bandwidth picks up after hours.
      : If any of my employees did that they'd be fired instantly.
      : Where u work?
      : I'm the CTO at LowerMyBills.com
    *** Ben174 (BenWright@TeraPro33-41.LowerMyBills.com) Quit (Leaving)

  11. Documentation by bensode · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Documentation documentation documentation and more documentation. I always bitch I never have enough time for documentation and then I find myself trolling /.

    It's not the most fun thing to do but it certainly something that can always keep you busy and you can never have too much of it as long as it is well written AND well organized.

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    1. Re:Documentation by TimSSG · · Score: 1

      I did about the same, but it was commenting and re-formatting the code. I also did technical documentation; that my co-worker really like and used after I left the company. Currently, going back to school as a break from working. Tim S

    2. Re:Documentation by TheLazySci-FiAuthor · · Score: 4, Insightful

      An ounce of documentation is worth a pound of analysis.

      This is my mantra. I recently took-over network administration after a sudden firing of the sole administrator. I arrived at work to folders and folders of random word, excel and text files from 3 different predecessors.

      Those before me had that philosophy of "it's what I know that makes me valuable".

      For me, I'm an adherent to the notion of "it's not what I know, but what I can do."

      I've found that documentation has allowed me to do so much more. I don't have to waste the mental cycles to bring-up older knowledge or to reconstruct some installation procedure from months past.

      Friends of mine say that my excessive documentation is a liability: "they can just fire you and a monkey could read your notes and do your job."

      If only that were true - imagine how successful I would be if I had a reputation for eliminating uneeded IT jobs. The bright-side has turned-out to be the fact that most IT jobs can't actually be eliminated so easily - because they are roles and not jobs. Thus, documentation and knowledge-dumping has no negative repercussions that I've noticed.

      The only drawback to Documentation is the time, but with a wiki it's very easy to take 5 minutes here, 1 minute or 30 seconds there and the occasional hour spent looking at random articles for rectification, updates and corroboration.

    3. Re:Documentation by DigitAl56K · · Score: 1

      Extensive, well-organized documentation is:
      * Something the company is only really going to need if they fire you
      * Something that makes it easier for the company to fire you

      No documentation at all, of course, is bad.

    4. Re:Documentation by stewbacca · · Score: 1
      I've been working in Documentation for a software company for three months now and I have the following observations.

      1. Engineers and developers have no idea what we do, or what the value is to the company
      2. Documentation is the last thing testers care about.
      3. Having a full time documentation team (about 12 people) provides for the BEST F1 help files I've ever seen in any software ever.
      4. Corporate understands the importance of documentation, but Project Mangers don't (lack of planning on their parts usually)
      5. Documentation is really fun!

      (disclosure: I'm an instructional designer but my job title is Tech Writer. Documentation is really nothing but another form of Instructional Design.)

    5. Re:Documentation by pla · · Score: 1

      An ounce of documentation is worth a pound of analysis.

      I (and I think most geeks) will agree with you 100%. But...

      In the real world, I find that most documentation often hurts rather than helps, because it goes out of date so quickly. "Okay, so I can drop a line to the router at this intersection... Where the hell did this wall come from?"

    6. Re:Documentation by Bastard+of+Subhumani · · Score: 1

      An ounce of *good* documentation is worth a pound of analysis.
      Fixed that for you.

      The guy I took over from wrote tons of documentation, and most of it is worse than useless. He certainly has a talent for packing a very small amount of information into a great number of words. He apparently also thinks a diagram is something like a tiara.
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  12. What is this "down time" you speak of? by 6350' · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I honestly can't imagine what it would be like to have a job where if what's immediately in front of me is blocked, then I am blocked from working. I battle to keep my workweek hour-count at something reasonable, and have never once lacked for (way too much) to do. Tool isn't working? No worries, I've got a huge list of things to do using other tools. Hardware problem? I've got an extra box. Power failure in my wing? Sounds good: Ive got loads of people I need to meet with to hash out problems and sync up with. Fire alarm goes off in the building? I'll hang out in the parking lot with my coworkers and have some impromptu talks on things I'm working on (thank god this happens less often now that we have heat sensing, instead of smoke sensing, fire alarms).

    The idea of having a job where a blocking problem means its time to browse websites, or percieving that my job would allow for that, is totally foreign to me. Seriously - are you honestly saying that in these situations that there is literally *nothing* work related for you to do?

    (for those noting the time of day that I'm posting this response, I'm on vacation right now :P )

    1. Re:What is this "down time" you speak of? by lymond01 · · Score: 4, Informative

      You should read "Downtime as a Conscious Choice" by Lloyd Dobbler.

    2. Re:What is this "down time" you speak of? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Talk about whipped...

    3. Re:What is this "down time" you speak of? by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 1

      I honestly can't imagine what it would be like to have a job where if what's immediately in front of me is blocked, then I am blocked from working.

      Try having to do Cell programming on a PS/3, and working at a place where anything "game"-related is blocked by the web filter. Your lack of imagination would be quickly remedied; trust me.

    4. Re:What is this "down time" you speak of? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why not? Some employers and managers only want people to 'do a job' not work for the company.

      I once quit a job because I was bored to tears for lack of things to do. Every time I started working on a project I was told not to do it for one reason or another. My favorite excuse was 'security'. I wasn't allowed to fix the bugs in a pre-existing Access database application that only my department used because of 'security' concerns despite the fact that I was trusted with read (and for some reason write) access to every database and file on the network. I ended up taking all kinds of jobs away from departments that were swamped with too much work (since I'd have to wait for them to do the work anyway) and didn't dare tell anyone for fear that I'd be told to stop doing the work. Ironically, the same employer would have fired me on the spot if they caught using the internet to so much as check some personal webmail.

    5. Re:What is this "down time" you speak of? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I too have the same firehose of work pointed at me, but I choose when to take downtime. That includes going for a coffee with a colleague, reading /., or reading the news online

    6. Re:What is this "down time" you speak of? by turgid · · Score: 1

      Just after graduating from University, I ended up back in Aberdeen, Scotland, living with my parents while I was looking for a career to start. I took a couple of short-term contracting jobs.

      The first one was working with an IT company that had been kind enough to employ me during my summer holidays while I was a student. I worked hard, and they kept asking me back.

      I was sent out to a client's site to do a PeeCee/hardware audit that two previous employees had failed to complete, and the customer was angry.

      I finished it single handed in about 3 weeks, and saved the company's reputation. I was taken into their head of IT's office and personally thanked in front of my own boss.

      However, one day whilst out on site I was hammering data into MS Access (which had a habit of crashing every half hour or so) and I'd been sitting there for a long time updating record after record after record.

      My eyes were sore, I was thirsty, I was angry with Access, and I turned around and looked out the window to refocus my eyes.

      No sooner had my head turned, but the PHB in my office, a young lady of true Scottish stock (just like me) boomed, "GET ON WITH YOUR WORK!"

      Scotland sucks. I left in 1996. We have a saying, "If you're enjoying your work, you're not working hard enough."

    7. Re:What is this "down time" you speak of? by SQLGuru · · Score: 1

      I"ve always been in the "better to beg forgiveness" camp. When I'm told "no" and it is something that really is a benefit, I do it anyway....in secret. If it works, I figure out how to get it implemented. If it doesn't, then I keep quiet. Once it is done, you usually get praise for going above and beyond......and if you get punished, well, there are plenty of other better jobs out there.

      Layne

    8. Re:What is this "down time" you speak of? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly. I have not had a job that does not involve multitasking since the landscaping that I did as a University student. If I can not work on one of my projects I just switch to something else. What does happen is that I tend to burn out after about six hours. When that happens I often find myself catching up on reading papers or updating software. There have been times when I have just gone home early. I tend to spend a lot of time on call, so the occasional six-hour day is more than balanced by the page at 2 am that keeps me busy for a few hours. I would like to have a job where I could surf the Web on company time, but I doubt that that is going to happen.

    9. Re:What is this "down time" you speak of? by Ephemeriis · · Score: 1

      I honestly can't imagine what it would be like to have a job where if what's immediately in front of me is blocked, then I am blocked from working. I battle to keep my workweek hour-count at something reasonable, and have never once lacked for (way too much) to do.
      Agreed.

      If I'm not actually working for a client and fixing something that is broken I've got a huge backlog of stuff that ought to be done, but I haven't had time for yet. There's always work to be done on our own in-house systems... Plenty of updates/patches/fixes that should be applied... New software to test out... Plenty of phone calls I should be making... And if all else fails there's always documentation to update.

      Honestly, I consider it a major accomplishment if I can walk out the door at 5:00 without having to bring something home with me.
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    10. Re:What is this "down time" you speak of? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously, what do you do? I would love it if my job was like this, because I hate being bored.

      Instead, this is what my job is like: I spend about 5-6 hours per day in the office. I surf the web, not for hours, but literally for weeks between assignments. It takes me about 5-10% of my time to finish 100% of my work. I make six figures (barely, but not complaining). I get great performance reviews, because I do good work. I'm a developer (both C++ and Web).

      Before you ask where I work, this is how it has been for me at three different companies, spanning 10 years. I do not seek out jobs like this, but I keep landing in places where there is simply not that much work to do, typically due to too much management taking too much time to make trivial decisions. People think I have a sweet deal, but it is absolutely not fun to be soul-crushingly bored so much of the time, watching the clock tick, refreshing stupid time-waster sites like Digg and Slashdot, waiting for something to happen that never does.

    11. Re:What is this "down time" you speak of? by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 1

      I honestly can't imagine what it would be like to have a job where if what's immediately in front of me is blocked, then I am blocked from working. Where I work, I was yelled at (by e-mail) for cleaning up our code (yes, I voluntarily started cleaning crap out of our codebase) during some downtime. We are only supposed to work on things on the task list; since both my boss and my coworker with whom I was working on a specific task were gone, I decided to improve our codebase instead of twiddling my thumbs or (gasp!) reading slashdot (ok, I'll be honest, I had already done that).

      Apparently that was unacceptable. ("Unacceptable" was the word my boss used.)
    12. Re:What is this "down time" you speak of? by emilper · · Score: 1

      so *you* fixed the critical bug Richardson wasted three weeks attempting to reproduce before I fired him ? ... way to go, Mr. Layne ... now would you please step into my office ? You can take your personal items with you, you won't come back to your cubicle.
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      [joke alarm, just in case Richardson got fired and you began to think about going into hiding]

    13. Re:What is this "down time" you speak of? by gravis777 · · Score: 1

      It truthfully sounds like your IT department is seriously understaffed.

      In any, and every, IT job I have worked in, the workload varies from hour to hour, day to day, week to week. Sometimes I am so busy, that I work long hours into the night. I have had the occasional night when I do not get home until 10 or 11. I have luckely not been at this job long enough that I have had to work overnight.

      However, this does not mean that it is always like this. And what I do is dependant as to what this "down time" is.

      I am a PC Desktop tech. My company does not believe in SMS. This means I have to manually go down to install programs on users computers. An install such as Adobe CS3 Design Suite, or Microsoft Office, and installing updates, can easily take an hour. And guess what, I have to babysit the darn thing. The install files set on a server share that can only be accessed by domain administrators and IT personel, so its not like I can walk off. If I lock the comptuer, than the user will come back, and either reboot the computer in the middle of an install or try to unlock the computer, failing to see that its not them thats logged in, and lock the account out. So I am left to babysit these installs. What is common for me during these times is to log into the Outlook Web Portal and get caught up on e-mails. To my surprise, the RSS feeds I have setup in my Outlook also appear in the Web Portal, so its a great time to get caught up reading Slashdot and sorting through the mass other newsstroies in the newsfeeds I subscribe to, so that I can read them later. If someone comes by, it looks like I am working.

      But there are also the "True" downtimes. No trouble tickets. No computer role outs. No projects. At this time, first thing I do is check with my fellow PC techs, and see if they need help. After that, I check with the Mac techs, and see if there is anything I can help with (even though we are about 50 / 50 split between the Macs and PCs, we tend to have WAY more Mac tickets than PC tickets). I then check and see if I need to do any documentation (I usually do this as I am doing my project, so I am usually not behind on documentation). If everything is good, then I start doing training. Lynda.com is a great site. If I am good there, or do not feel like training that day, then I may start reading news articles. Sometimes the occasional game of football may break out - usually on Fridays about 3:30ish when most people have left for the weekend. Finding stuff on YouTube has happened from time to time. The helpdesk guys get superboard and they usually are really good at finding webgames. Sometimes I will actually go for a walk and leave the building for a few minutes (there are times you just have to force yourself to get away sometimes). Every now and then, I will start taking a tour of the floors, and just see if anyone has those "little" problems that they are too embarresed to contact the helpdesk about or just do not want to spend the time waiting on hold about.

      So why do i know so well about downtime? That is Desktop Support. You can have a day when Microsoft pushes out some update that breaks half the computers in your corporation and you have to run around fixing it (for the type of enviornment we are in, and the type of industry, our users MUST have local admin rights), followed by a day when you suddenly have 12 new users showing up that day and no one bothered to put in a request to IT for computers, all the time trying to get a project done, followed by a day or two of absolutely nothing other than to deliver a power cord to someone. That is how an IT department SHOULD be - you are not there to always be busy, you are there to be a rapid response team. I.T. should be like a fire department - its not how many fires you can put out, its how fast you can respond and how well you put it out. If you are constantly putting out fires, then you do not have enough fire fighters.

    14. Re:What is this "down time" you speak of? by drseuk · · Score: 1

      Just top watch or compile something (anything) and feel the curses.

    15. Re:What is this "down time" you speak of? by 4D6963 · · Score: 1

      Are you aware of the fact that the only result you get when you google "Downtime as a Conscious Choice" is your own comment?

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    16. Re:What is this "down time" you speak of? by schmiddy · · Score: 2, Informative

      You have a link to this book? Does it even exist? I don't pull up anything on Amazon or Google with that title or Author. How did this get modded so highly?

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    17. Re:What is this "down time" you speak of? by evilninjax · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "I don't want to sell anything manufactured or processed. I don't want to manufacture anything that will be sold or processed. And i don't want to process anything that was manufactured or sold..."

      -goro-

    18. Re:What is this "down time" you speak of? by megaditto · · Score: 2, Informative

      An insider joke to an obscure 90's movie: some men say they are alone on a Saturday night "by choice."

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    19. Re:What is this "down time" you speak of? by ardin,mcallister · · Score: 1

      I've actually started refusing to bring things with me. There is NO reason I should be working at home and at work. Granted, there are times I'll bring it home just because I'm sick of hearing the boss bitch in the office, so I'll go home and work.

      Also, thankfully, my other boss realizes that with our job, if we've got downtime, we've done our job correctly. When something goes wrong, thats when we earn our money by working our balls off.

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    20. Re:What is this "down time" you speak of? by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      "The road to hell is paved with good intentions". - !Samuel Johnson.

      In a commercial setting your 'cleanup' is indeed unacceptable if it made it into the source repository. Writing the code is but a small part of successfull software development. If people fuck with that small part without consideration or knowledge of it's downstream conequences then they are just creating unproductive (ie: unprofitable) work for everyone else.

      If that sounds like your boss then think of it this way - would/should Linus blindly accept a similar cleanup of the Linux kernel?

      Having said that, yelling at well meaning people (by email or otherwise) is also not part of successfull software development.

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    21. Re:What is this "down time" you speak of? by Kamokazi · · Score: 1

      I totally agree with you. I am in IT and I always have something to work on. Most of which does not have any sort of deadline, just projects to work on inbetween. I make it a point to make downtime for myself to poke around on Slashdot, Engadget, gaming sites, etc.

      I could see though where this guy would run into downtime...in larger organizations level 1 help desk is often given very little or nothing else to do except fix basic end user problems. So if all problems are fixed/escalated, they would have nothing to do (I know the IT help desk at college was like this).

      What I would do if I were you, and you are now on your at least semi-permanent career path (ie not going to school and plan on staying in IT), is use downtime to try and get yourself into a position where you don't have any dowmtime...i.e. try and get into a better position. I would think if you have downtime, you are in a position where there is a lot of climbing room. When you have downtime, volunteer to do other tasks typially above your position you know you are capable of. Get some books and study for certification tests. If you can do it without bothering them, observe your peers in higher positions and ask intelligent questions about what they are doing.

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    22. Re:What is this "down time" you speak of? by pipingguy · · Score: 1

      You sound like a good candidate for CAD support. Look up PDS, PDMS, SmartPlant 3D, Aveva, AutoPlant.

    23. Re:What is this "down time" you speak of? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Welcome to the corporate world. When the project (or projects) you are working on involve dozens of people around the globe a minor issue (like a wrong username\password) can be a major delay due to the distributed nature. Worse is having a Dependant piece of work being performed by an uncontrolled entity that doesn't consider the work priority. In this case instead of wasting hours you get to waste days.

    24. Re:What is this "down time" you speak of? by Acer500 · · Score: 1

      I honestly can't imagine what it would be like to have a job where if what's immediately in front of me is blocked, then I am blocked from working. I won't lie, like someone said, there's always documentation to do... but in my line of work, if my manager is not present (he's on holidays right now), I have a hard time getting more work, not because there isn't any work to do, but because we work with very sensitive (financial and ID-related) information, and unlike my boss, I'm not trusted with that information alone; likewise I can't just go to the desks of people using our programs (I don't have access to the production environment, not even with a non-privileged account, nor the DB)

      I'm not invited to meetings where work is scheduled and stuff is coordinated with the company (that sucks and is a major reason I'm considering leaving), etc... not to mention I'm subcontracted and don't even get the benefits "real" employees get :( .

      OTOH the pay's above average for my country, and not being able to take on responsibilities means little stress, and the time spent training me means I'm not a high risk to get laid off.
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    25. Re:What is this "down time" you speak of? by Anonamused+Cow-herd · · Score: 1

      How did this get modded so highly? It's a reference to a movie. Albeit, a bad movie, but such it is. The poster misspelled the name (Lloyd Dobler). You can read about it, including synopsis, at IMDB: Say Anything (1989).
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    26. Re:What is this "down time" you speak of? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some people's jobs involve more busywork than others, and yours happens to be one of them.

    27. Re:What is this "down time" you speak of? by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 1

      So you're saying that in a commercial setting, when you are blocked from doing your assigned task by the absence of the two people who could unblock it for you, it is preferable to do nothing instead of doing something?

      I should also note that I spent the last two weeks of December cleaning up our source code (the same thing I was doing in this downtime) with my boss' permission, since he said he couldn't think of anything else for me to do. In that light, is it still unacceptable?

      Of course, you are right - he who controls the source control, owns the source, so if my boss says I shouldn't do it, I won't, and I haven't since he sent me that e-mail. It's just unfortunate, because every single person in the company, including my boss, agrees that the code desperately needs some cleanup, but cleanup will never make it on to the task list because there are always new features to be implemented.

      Even though a little cleanup would make new features a lot easier to implement, it probably won't happen. As long as it works, who cares if it needs cleanup, right?

    28. Re:What is this "down time" you speak of? by potat0man · · Score: 1

      Sounds like an interesting read. Can't find it on Amazon though...

    29. Re:What is this "down time" you speak of? by RMH101 · · Score: 1

      I am a PC Desktop tech. My company does not believe in SMS.

      Dameware. Seriously. Install on your workstation and provided you've got admin rights on the remote box it'll remotely connect, install itself as a service, let you remote control their machine, then stop/remove the service on disconnect. Not as good as proper SMS but definitely better than being deskside.

  13. Box Folding by mouse_8b · · Score: 4, Funny

    I fold pizza boxes. Also, be sure to tip your pizza deliverer well.

    1. Re:Box Folding by workdeville · · Score: 0

      I study topology in addition to working full time. I do my homework and/or read Munkres' Topology during my downtime. This is beneficial for everybody involved. Admittedly, topology isn't a work related subject. But the sharper my reasoning abilities are, the more efficient I can be in my current post.

    2. Re:Box Folding by The+Clockwork+Troll · · Score: 5, Funny

      I study topology in addition to working full time

      Is that code for eating doughnuts? If so, I am a topology master.

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    3. Re:Box Folding by jjason82 · · Score: 1

      I'm certainly not adverse to tipping at all, but I've never quite understood why people tip on food delivery. The delivery-person is already being paid to bring it to me and I've already paid to have it brought to me. Now if it is a package of large size or weight, I will of course tip. This is hardly ever the case with food though.

    4. Re:Box Folding by chad.koehler · · Score: 1

      Whether or not the delivery person is already paid cannot be guaranteed. Many in the industry are "independent contractors" who are paid a pittance from the business (if at all) and most of the income comes from gratuities.

  14. Read Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What else?

  15. Hmmm by tgd · · Score: 4, Funny

    I read Digg.

    (and wonder how moderators will interpret posts on /.)...

    1. Re:Hmmm by Zaphod+The+42nd · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I read Wikipedia. Before I know it, I've got 200 tabs open to various subjects. Fun way to kill downtime and learn new things.

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    2. Re:Hmmm by peterpi · · Score: 3, Funny

      Somebody's going to post the link, so it might as well be me :)

      http://xkcd.com/214/

    3. Re:Hmmm by laejoh · · Score: 0

      Mmmh, isn't more appropriate?

  16. This. by techstar25 · · Score: 3, Funny

    I do this.

    1. Re:This. by trolltalk.com · · Score: 1

      Warning- the link in the parent poster's signature will break your heart.

      And for all you who don't have display signatures turned on, here it is: Please help foster pets in need of medical care!. For once, not a myminicity link!

    2. Re:This. by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 1

      Actually, I meant that I read Slashdot, like the GP.

    3. Re:This. by networkBoy · · Score: 1

      that

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    4. Re:This. by 19thNervousBreakdown · · Score: 1

      God, I would have loved it if that was a myminicity link.

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  17. Improve Something by minusthink · · Score: 1

    Well, I try to do the same thing I do with any downtime. I try to create or improve something. Usually I'll end up configuring vim or writing some shell script to automate a task. It's not directly business related, but it makes me a better potential hire, thus a better (already hired) employee.

    It's ridiculous to be expected to concentrate on one project for 8 hours a day, 5 days a week. So I don't hold myself to that expectation. I work in spurts, and so far my employers have been very happy with me. That includes working on personal projects and the like.

    In balance, I often think about work outside of work. I've thought up many designs outside office hours, and would have implemented them, if I wasn't hourly.

    But apparently right now I'm reading slashdot.

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  18. TPS Reports by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 1

    and other BS work that the PHB's push on workers most people just like taking long bathroom / smoke / bakes to get out of it others just space out at there desks it looks like they are working and the PHB's just pass by there desks.

    1. Re:TPS Reports by goatherder23 · · Score: 1

      Can someone translate this? I can't understand a word.

    2. Re:TPS Reports by DiscipleN2k · · Score: 1

      I understood every word. They just don't seem to make any sense when you put them all together.

  19. I... by scubamage · · Score: 1

    browse WoW forums, check out slashdot, and if my supervisor is around I pop in certification training CD's that I download off mininova. I've gotten 3 certifications this way... nothing quite like getting paid to become a more valuble (and better paid) employee :)

  20. In Soviet Russia by spaceyhackerlady · · Score: 1

    In Soviet Russia Slashdot reads YOU!

    1. Submit story to Slashdot
    2. ???
    3. Profit!

    Seriously, I have a variety of toys to play with. Techie stuff, like GPSs and little embedded Linux computers.

    ...laura

    1. Re:In Soviet Russia by thegux · · Score: 0

      Imagine a beowulf cluster of these!

  21. Working right now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fr1st Ps0t

  22. I visit my other cubical... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    That's right, I go take a three hour shit (at a minimum). I bring some reading material and I challenge myself to see how long I can stay in there before my I lose all feeling in my legs and have to leave.

    It's better than surfing the web or doing personal stuff at your desk because you could never be fired for taking too long to shit; that would be discrimination.

    1. Re:I visit my other cubical... by jdjbuffalo · · Score: 1

      That is until they install a camera in your favorite stall to figure out why the hell you're taking so long...

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    2. Re:I visit my other cubical... by icepick72 · · Score: 1

      Plus you don't have to wipe because after 3 hours (minimum) it's dried to your bottom and doesn't stink anymore.

    3. Re:I visit my other cubical... by Sergeant+Pepper · · Score: 1

      Plus you don't have to wipe because after 3 hours (minimum) it's dried to your bottom and doesn't stink anymore. You sound waaay too well-acquainted with that fact.
    4. Re:I visit my other cubical... by linguizic · · Score: 1

      Man, I bet you have raging hemorrhoids!

      I just go and play either pool or Wii bowling with a coworker.

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    5. Re:I visit my other cubical... by Sam+Douglas · · Score: 1

      Is that what you kids call it these days.

    6. Re:I visit my other cubical... by Beliskner · · Score: 1

      It's better than surfing the web or doing personal stuff at your desk because you could never be fired for taking too long to shit; that would be discrimination
      I know a guy who was made redundant for spending too much time on the toilet, small company though so they could make up any excuse. Me, I sit on the toilet with my iphone an surf the web, it's great!
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    7. Re:I visit my other cubical... by LukeWebber · · Score: 1

      That used to work for me when I worked at home, but there is a real problem in a more public work environment.

      Why? Somebody is always occupying the next stall and that guy always seems to be releasing a four-day-old curry back onto the wild.

      But really, in recent years, downtime is something that I only got when I was bored and demotivated, until I started working with Visual Studio. Coding with Java in Eclipse, there are no speedbumps. Code is compiled when it's saved and a Jar takes no time at all. Builds in Visual Studio of good-sized projects take FOREVER. Worse than coding C on a 286.

    8. Re:I visit my other cubical... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +1

    9. Re:I visit my other cubical... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that would be discrimination.

      All right, I give. Against what group? oh...you racist motherfucker.
  23. Use GTD by RobinH · · Score: 1

    If you use the David Allen "Getting Things Done" system (I thought all IT professionals had read that book), then you just open up your @Work, @Anywhere, @Phone, @Online, @Computer lists and pick something out of there. You can't seriously have NOTHING to do, can you?

    I would think that having nothing to do is like winning world of warcraft.

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    1. Re:Use GTD by empaler · · Score: 1

      2008-01-14: I buy the (abridged) audio book from Audible.
      2008-01-15: The unabridged edt. is released, at the same price for me (one subscriber credit)

  24. What is this "Downtime" you speak of? by elwin_windleaf · · Score: 1

    I'm a web developer at a medium-sized (county) municipality, and I don't encounter too much downtime. However, when it does happen, I usually try and brush up on the latest security news (Slashdot counts!), check server logs, clean out unused files from the web directory, etc. to keep me busy. They're all little things, none too terribly important, but it helps to keep things running smoothly. I try and keep personal stuff to a minimum, since I'm being paid with tax dollars, and will eventually have to pay for any of my 'goofing off' with my own taxes. I'd like to think other civil servants think the same way!

  25. Duh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm here aren't I?

  26. Downtime? Ack! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    By "downtime", I assume you mean "run out of things to read on slashdot". I generally head to the water cooler/coffee maker to observe others engaged in "conversation". I never participate, as I am still learning the concept of social interaction using oral communication.

  27. I go home. Employer calls it "flextime". by Zarhan · · Score: 4, Interesting

    If I need a short break from work, I'll just wander to our cafeteria and do a round of bowling on the Wii at the corner, and after 10 mins go back.

        If there is no work available, such as projects on hold due to waiting for somebody else (tech support, delivery, steering board decision, project member on vacation, whatever), I'll check if there's some low-priority stuff that I might do. Usually there isn't.

        Otherwise, I'll just head home. My contract says I must 7,5 hours per day - on average. Not that I must stay at office 7,5h pretending to be working when there's nothing to do. Of course, it also means that I occasionally do the 10-12 hours/day crunch through weekends when stuff finally gets moving - but you didn't ask what I do on "uptime", did you?-). (And yes, I keep tab on the hours - if I get more than +40 hours on my flextime account I either get paid the 200% overtime bonus (has never happened, they haven't needed me THAT much) or stop right there).

        (Yes, our project management could use refinement - usual situation that there are 5 projects on hold and the next week all five of them start up simultaneously - but that's another issue. Personally I'm comfortable with this - once you get into the "rhythm", it's much easier to just go on with the flow and do an "all-nighter"-style session - and once stuff is done, you can again have a few 2-hour workdays which consists of lunch, checking e-mails and do nothing more than say "hi" to buddies...)

        Now, this model works for me. For someone with a family a more stable 9-5 mode might be more preferable. For me with my 15 minute commute it's just about perfect (means that if there's a meeting from 9-10 am and another at 3-4 pm and nothing else to do, I can stop by at home). Also my employer trusts me and my coworkers - on my first day at job, my then-manager said "we have a trusting environment in here - if you want to punch in or out for tracking the hours, go ahead, but we don't require it.".

        My comment is focused on the downtime, as stated in the question. There's plenty of uptime to go around :)

    1. Re:I go home. Employer calls it "flextime". by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow don't you have the most perfect job. Tell me, has Cindy and Bobby reached puberty yet? How is that astro turf lawn treating you? Is Alice still cleaning your house?

    2. Re:I go home. Employer calls it "flextime". by MyGirlFriendsBroken · · Score: 1

      This is pretty much the situation for me, I work as a consultant, so have time on the bench in between projects. I'm not about to bust a gut on admin, reading up on things and generally playing with our technology to find something new we can do with it. So I will pitch up at either 7 or 10 to avoid the traffic and leave about 6 hours later. This makes up for all that time I spend on planes and in airport going to clients, working late or early to get stuff done etc. Plus when I am at home I have my laptop on VPN for standard working hours so i still respond to email and MSN.

      At the end of the day, it depends on the trust between you and your employer. I give a load extra to them when needed, so I take it easy when there is no harm in it.

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    3. Re:I go home. Employer calls it "flextime". by !eopard · · Score: 1

      Holy crap, swap the 7.5hours for 7.25 hours and you've got me! Yep the same 40 hours and 15 min commute time (though mine i walking, not sure if you do). Mind you, there are rarely 'crunches', so I'm usually a 9-5 person myself. Oh, and I don't get overtime. Mind you I've never hit 40 hours flex though either...

      --
      Boolean logic: True, False, and File not found.
    4. Re:I go home. Employer calls it "flextime". by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LISP Programmer?

    5. Re:I go home. Employer calls it "flextime". by The+-e**(i*pi) · · Score: 1

      wow, a 15 minute commute, mine is 1-2 minutes, I can go sleep during my lunch break.

  28. Down Time? by gfxguy · · Score: 4, Funny

    What do you do with down time?

    Down what?

    Down time.

    What time?

    Down time.

    What what?

    --
    Stupid sexy Flanders.
  29. Apparently this is not possible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting

    Damn...tried to rate this -1 score post "Overrated" but the moderation system wouldn't let me. I guess "-1, Overrated" is not possible.

  30. I'll ask slashdot what they do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I spend my free time asking other people what they do in their free time.

  31. Slashdot? by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 1

    This really needs asking? Like when DO you post here?

    --
    "Flyin' in just a sweet place,
    Never been known to fail..."
    1. Re:Slashdot? by twistedsymphony · · Score: 2, Funny

      what you and other's fail to realize is... ITSATRAP!

    2. Re:Slashdot? by An+ominous+Cow+art · · Score: 3, Funny

      "IT Satrap", sounds like something from a business card.

    3. Re:Slashdot? by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 2, Informative
      --
      "Flyin' in just a sweet place,
      Never been known to fail..."
    4. Re:Slashdot? by AJWM · · Score: 2

      If anyone else here is old enough to remember the "Man from U.N.C.L.E" TV series, or the books based on the series, they may recall that the various regional divisions of Thrush (the bad guys, explained in the books as standing for Technological Hierarchy for the Removal of Undesirables and Subjugation of Humanity, but that's a backronym) were also called satraps.

      So IT Satrap must be the Thrush information technology department.

      --
      -- Alastair
    5. Re:Slashdot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Me, too.

      Editing Wikipedia is also my favorite thing to do when work is slow.

    6. Re:Slashdot? by BenoitRen · · Score: 1

      Please read this, sir: http://www.angryflower.com/bobsqu.gif

  32. I CRy by unablepostAC · · Score: 1

    I Cry, and pray to the computers gods, that once down time is over, things get back normal.

  33. Well by mikkelm · · Score: 1

    It depends, of course. If I have a lot of downtime, I find myself doing something related to work in one way or another. If we're just talking about the fifteen minutes you sometimes get in an otherwise hectic workday, I relax read the sites I usually read on my free time. Great for maintaining your sanity, not so great if it happens to be the only time during the day your supervisor checks in to see how you're doing with y on project x.

  34. Gadgets Gadgets Gadgets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For the unsupervised - Palm Pilots and Pocket PC's are awesome for reading (get materials from Gutenberg or textfiles.com or where ever) and you can do some light gaming on them. Emulation can happen, too. From there, Game Boys or PSP's rule for the semi-serious gaming, or you can get an LCD screen to attach to your XBox, Gamecube, or PlayStation variant. Of course, an MP3 player droning in the background over some re purposed computer speakers is a must (the radio plays commercials and fucks with my chi).

  35. I can't decide.... by doyoulikeworms · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'll just start doing whatever gets modded highest here.

    1. Re:I can't decide.... by kingcool1432 · · Score: 1

      But if your post happened to be the highest modded here..

    2. Re:I can't decide.... by HyperQuantum · · Score: 1

      I'll just start doing whatever gets modded highest here.
      Right. So you think there will only be one post modded to 5 points? What method will you use to select from those? I sense an infinite recursion coming here :)
      --
      I am not really here right now.
    3. Re:I can't decide.... by drseuk · · Score: 1

      Vista?

  36. I sympathize by aron1231 · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I too have occasional downtime. The nature of IT is a lot like being on call - they only need you when there's a problem (aka "request"). If you do your job well, there's few problems, and they're solved quickly, which only leads to increased downtime.

    I use this time to improve myself as much as possible. This can be through research, reading, testing, organizing, documenting, standardizing... etc... work related or not. As long as you're achieving some form of progress, and aren't negligent in your duties, there's little for your employer to gripe about. That is, unless he/she's a total headcase.

    On a side note, it has always amazed me how, as an employee, there is little incentive to be your best. The more you do, and the quicker and better you do it, the more they give you. Now, SUPPOSEDLY, such people should be promoted/compensated. But there are only so many positions to be promoted to, and lots of eager people waiting for them. Few who work in such a fashion actually receive just compensation; this results in resentfulness and laziness. If everyone were payed on a performance basis, that would be great... but too often hard workers are taken advantage of by our broken form of hourly wage/salaried work.

  37. Try doing a PHD by xtracto · · Score: 1

    I honestly can't imagine what it would be like to have a job where if what's immediately in front of me is blocked, then I am blocked from working. I battle to keep my workweek hour-count at something reasonable, and have never once lacked for (way too much) to do. Tool isn't working? No worries, I've got a huge list of things to do using other tools. Hardware problem? I've got an extra box. Power failure in my wing? Sounds good: Ive got loads of people I need to meet with to hash out problems and sync up with. Fire alarm goes off in the building? I'll hang out in the parking lot with my coworkers and have some impromptu talks on things I'm working on (thank god this happens less often now that we have heat sensing, instead of smoke sensing, fire alarms).


    Ha! no downtime? try doing a PhD and you will find plenty of "downtime". I learnt the meaning of the word "procrastinate" in the middle of my PhD. It was fine because that way I could refute when someone said "but you do not know what you are doing!". I also remember that some other PhD students (here in the UK) did not know the meaning of procrastinate. Of course, I learnt it in PhD Comics...

    --
    Ubuntu is an African word meaning 'I can't configure Debian'
  38. Make it work-related--if only tangentially... by Chuck+Milam · · Score: 2, Informative

    I find I rarely run completely out of work-related tasks, but I can understand sometimes needing to unplug from strictly-related work to reset the brain. When I need some "brain reset" time, I try to read up on something that at least tangentially relates to work, for example, I've been meaning to learn more about Ruby on Rails and some other newer (at least to this old guy) technologies.

    I feel the more I learn and the more current I stay, the more valuable I am to my employer (and myself/future employers). Plus, if anyone were to ask, I can honestly say "I'm researching some possible implementations of the new [insert project name] system."

    I should point out that this kind of pure guilt-free downtime is rare. You can always be updating that documentation *groan* or working on that nagging system with the logfile that always fills up the disk that you've been meaning to fix for months now...

  39. life going away by SupremeDiety · · Score: 1

    I blog about how work is completely wasting my time and their money. underexploited.

  40. Builds. by Besna · · Score: 1

    Biggest I can think of. Also, any "on call" job will have down-time.

    1. Re:Builds. by ak3ldama · · Score: 1

      Tell me about it, I went to install the latest Windows SDK only to find out I had to first uninstall the previous one. Here goes a couple hours. Time to find a book.

      --
      "but money is the God of Algiers & Mahomet their prophet." - Rich. O'Bryen June 8th 1786
  41. easy by hurfy · · Score: 1

    Install Windows updates

    Err..wait, you didn't want what creates the downtime?

    I'll have to agree on the self-selecting comment :)
    Besides online forums? Buying sf books on ebay perhaps, usually my last hour which is 5-6pm and usually noone left :)

  42. Look for another job by alandd · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If I have enough down time to get wrapped up in my own personal projects, I better start looking for another job. Positions with full-time pay and part-time work get out-sourced or eliminated, I'd expect.

    Besides, while I don't like having way too much to do, being busy providing value to your employer and yourself is more rewarding than being paid to be paid.

    Sounds like you don't like the down time or feel guilty about it. Go find another job or create a better one where you are.

    1. Re:Look for another job by sc2003 · · Score: 1

      "If I have enough down time to get wrapped up in my own personal projects, I better start looking for another job. Positions with full-time pay and part-time work get out-sourced or eliminated" Wow, dude those are golden words. Totally agreed! Whenever, I have even a minute of downtime that's when I start getting really worried about my job security.

    2. Re:Look for another job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's probably the best suggestion, even more so if the job is part-time to begin with. Or so says the unemployed A.C. who was milking the clock because there weren't any more trouble calls to document or other specific tasks for the database in regards to debugging a network. (Punching in on the clock was all I could do, since I wasn't ranked high enough or "qualified" to start making up new work-related tasks.)

      But if you don't mind milking the clock in a non-productive torpor for hours on end, you might get lucky and land a government job. I've even seen folks that are bad to the point that they don't snap out of it and wake up when work orders do start showing up.

    3. Re:Look for another job by dayid · · Score: 1

      ...spoken like someone who's never worked in the IT field efficiently.

      It's not how much time you work - it's how much work you get done in that time.

  43. Empire helps... by CormacJ · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I find that Empire helps any downtime that I may have. Of course the big problem is trying to make sure that it doesn't eat into the time when I really should be working...

  44. There is no downtime. by leuk_he · · Score: 3, Funny

    Until the coffemachine breaks. That means panic.

    Other than that it is just slow response from the system.

  45. Reboot by GungaDan · · Score: 1

    Usually that clears up the downtime. When it doesn't, and most of the time when it does, I drink.

    --
    Eloi are stupid, throw morlocks at them!
  46. What downtime?? by MrM · · Score: 1

    What's "downtime"???

    I'm in IT and our shop has NO downtime. We're all busy. In fact, we could clone ourselves, hire the clones (send in the clones?), and we *might* be close to getting all the projects done that the business wants us to do.

    Ping pong?

    Must be nice... :)

    --
    Karma? We don' need no steenkeeng karma!
  47. Reverse Downtime. by Toon+Moene · · Score: 1

    How about "reverse downtime". I.e., you work on your workstation at home using a secure ssh tunnel, because the stuff in the work place leaves much to be desired ?

    How about disk space (my case: 60 Gbyte vs 20 Gbyte; was 2 Gbyte until a month ago).

    AMD 64 processor instead of this lame 32-bit stuff we have to make do with.

    Bah.

  48. down time?!?! by mwebbsc · · Score: 1

    What's down time?!?!

  49. You are new. I'll help you out! by PotatoHead · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Research and Development.

    Always it's this.

    Things don't reach a state of running very well without people thinking about how to get there. Your downtime is a chance to explore an idea, setup test environments, write scripts to nail annoying and recurring problems, work on your budget justification, yes --surf some /., etc...

    Ongoing investment in these things pays off. You are surprised less, plan better, and leverage your people, hardware and software better.

    Don't worry, you won't get all the way there. Software update cockups, user error, and entropy in general will keep you busy. But, having done these things, the real downtime you get after that is rock solid! Listen to a few mp3's, surf /., read about some new tech, etc... you will have earned it.

  50. I'm a freelancer. I have no downtime. by Qbertino · · Score: 1

    But honestly: You have downtime in an IT related job? WTF is that? How about automizing your workflow or that of your team? If your downtime amounts to reasonable slices of time talk to your boss about which processes you should look into to speed things up. Learn a new PL, check out neat new technologies and products that could help you, your team or your company. Train interns and get them on the right path and away from the dark side of the force (Windows & Closed Source).
    Downtime - there is no such thing. And if it only is that you train yourself for a broadened set of work-related skills.

    --
    We suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca
    1. Re:I'm a freelancer. I have no downtime. by macshit · · Score: 1

      Downtime - there is no such thing. And if it only is that you train yourself for a broadened set of work-related skills.

      Hint: Set up a tunnelling proxy using ssh etc.

      Kills those access restrictions and logs, fast!

      --
      We live, as we dream -- alone....
  51. I always... by CaptScarlet22 · · Score: 1

    Play WOW of course!!!! How do you think got all that rep! At home? With a Wife? No way in hell!!!

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    It's left blank because I have nothing to say to you punks!
    1. Re:I always... by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      Not if its your wife who is hooked on wow.

      I am sick of that game and all she does is play it.

  52. What is this downtime thing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting

    In almost 2.5 years in my current position, I don't recall more than about 10-15 minutes of downtime in a single "event". Moreover, there have been precious few of those events per week (as in, less than 5). You wouldn't survive a month in my environment....

    1. Re:What is this downtime thing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really? How do you know? I've worked in an environment where there was no "downtime" and every issue was potentially costing hundreds of thousands of dollars or more (IT support for securities traders). Not only did I survive, I thrived and grew my skills. This allowed me to leave that environment and work in something a lot less stressful and more rewarding (my own consulting firm, and yes it IS less stressful and my downtime is mostly when I choose it to be). If you're just "surviving" maybe you've peaked. If you can't find time to improve yourself you're clearly working at the highest capacity you're capable of. I wouldn't be making assumptions or disparaging remarks about other people's skills in that case.

    2. Re:What is this downtime thing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      In almost 2.5 years in my current position, I don't recall more than about 10-15 minutes of downtime in a single "event". Moreover, there have been precious few of those events per week (as in, less than 5). You wouldn't survive a month in my environment.... OTOH, in jobs where you are primarily employed to think and innovate, there are plenty of occasions where you will need another foreground activity while you mull in the background. The downside is you're probably blurring the line between work and home in the other direction as well and spending many evenings contemplating the latest research problem...
    3. Re:What is this downtime thing? by reanjr · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This is why I spend my "down-time" scripting away my job to generate more down-time.

  53. Troll... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Feed me!

  54. By Neruos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have to agree with (6350' (936630)) completely. If your in a position where your work hours are not PMP related or project based and you do a flat 9-5. As a IT manager, if you have more then hour of 'downtime' where your not doing anything job related, I would start a process of giving you more work or dividing your work up amoung other areas and move you to a different area, or get rid of you.

  55. what do you do? by Amocat · · Score: 1

    Most of the time I put my head down and cry...

    1. Re:What Do You Do? by RealGrouchy · · Score: 1

      What do you do? Nice pickup line, sailor, but I don't swing that way.

      - RG>
      --
      Hey pal, this isn't a pleasantforest, so don't waste my time with pleasantries!
  56. It depends on the manager by sasha328 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I used to work for HP at a large outsource customer's site. I looked after a select group of users. After a few months, myself and another guy, managed to get everything so down pat, that requests for assistance dropped dramatically, and our quality of service was pretty high. The manager was happy.
    He basically let us do anything we wanted, preferably to educate ourselves or help other team members, as long as our requests for help or special projects were attended to first, which we always did. Reading teh internet because boring after a while, because you can do all that in an hour, then you run out of things of interest to read.

    I learned and managed to introduce Linux into the environment. We also developed a sophisticated network interrogation tool to gather infomration about a user's environement, applications and PC status: basically about 3 of us worked out that if we have enough information, most of the time we can fix a user's PC remotely, or do preventative maintenance prior to problems occuring. All this was done via Windows scripts which dumped data into a central folder, then another perl guru in our trio did some parsing of the reports and populated a database. This database was visible on a web site searcheable by host name. It was so useful and successful, that word reached the upper echelons of the company. We did not charge the customer anythign for this. It was all to help us do our jobs quicker. Pretty much two or three times a week we'd go out for a 2-hour lunch, and the boss sometimes joined us. On quiet days we used to even play networked games, and before the manager's responsibilities grew drastically, he used to join in.

    After six years, the contract was terminated, and so the team got disbanded. That was the sad thing, the team as a whole, I later found out, was number one in terms of SLAs and customer satisfaction in the whole Asia Pacific region. It also had the lowest ratio of admin to technical staff at about 1 to 20 or so. The average in AP was about 1 to 5 and for some customers it was close to 1 to 1.

    On a side note, when word reached the top of the management chain about the tools we've developed, they tried to make us stop using it because it threatened the potential sale of a "management" tool that they were trying to sell to the customer.

    Back on topic, it all depends on what your manager can tolerate. A good manager would let you do whatever as long as your work comes first.

    1. Re:It depends on the manager by Foppel · · Score: 1

      On a side note, when word reached the top of the management chain about the tools we've developed, they tried to make us stop using it because it threatened the potential sale of a "management" tool that they were trying to sell to the customer. That happened only once to you? I was working at and for HP for about 10 years, and I would dare to say something like that happened about every 1.5 years..
    2. Re:It depends on the manager by sasha328 · · Score: 1

      Most of the time there at that customer's site was with Compaq prior to its takeover by HP; so maybe the 1.5 year average for HP still holds. The decision was made by HP management for a HP (not Compaq) product.

  57. R&D, Study, Document by Bigbutt · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Since I was hired to help understand the systems better, I spend a lot of time poking around and seeing what's what. Generally I find more work (like drives that have been complaining for 2 years).

    I also document and help others on the team document their knowledge.

    There's nothing worse than wanting to advance in the company and not being able to because you're the only one that knows the super secret way everything works together (or you're hit by a bus :) ).

    I do a lot of reading as well. Slashdot being one but I also have a subscription to Safari so I can keep up on books without having to overload my library.

    But I also pop out to hobby forums or read non-work related text. I have pdfs of most of my RPG books so I can have it open in the background and poke around in there. I also work on my web site from time to time. Since it's somewhat technical anyway, I can generally get away with it although I try not to be too obvious about it :)

    [John]

    --
    Shit better not happen!
  58. Podcasts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I load my 16 gig IPOD Touch up with 100-200 podcasts, both video and audio and head to the can. I could watch video podcasts all day in the crapper.

  59. Real work. by ledow · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Downtime is for those projects that nobody will officially let you start, nobody "wants" and nobody will pay you to implement. Then, when you spend all that downtime putting it in, you pretend that you did it in your own time alongside your normal work, and people suddenly discover that all the projects that they considered a waste of time become something that they can't live without.

    At least, that's how it's worked everywhere I've ever been employed.

    For example, in a Windows-only school at which the only person who'd ever heard of Linux (the IT manager) treated mention of it like some kind of first word from a child ("Oh, you use Linux. That's cute. Tell me when you make something 'useful' out of it."), I had a few hours of downtime. Found a spare "obsolete" PC. Found a couple of network cards. Was tired of the "Linux being nothing more than a toy" digs.

    In three hours (including install, configuration and a lot of testing) I implemented a caching, transparent proxy/filter which to this day is still filtering the Internet (with zero configuration changes either on the clients, servers or any other devices) for over a thousand users without anybody noticing any difference and saving the school in question several thousand pounds on buying their own filtering appliance (from the prices we were quoted). I implemented it in an afternoon and it went into full live service when school finished that day and is still there churning away. It's zero-maintenance (unless someone wants a particular website blocked, in which case they just stick its name into a plain text file), "invisible" to the network users so, unlike some of the other network equipment, the kids don't try to "hack" it and even if they do only the squid port actually does anything.

    It's never been rebooted, never caused a problem, is the only thing standing between the kids and the nasty side of the Internet, is now the de facto and only Internet filtering within the school and if it ever "breaks" it has a Cat5-coupler taped to it with instructions - couple the "In" Ethernet cable to the "Out" cable and, without doing anything else, you bypass the filter without anyone noticing more than a seconds downtime. Obviously, it's in a secured cabinet so that only the IT manager can do that, but the demonstration of "now we're filtered, *click*, now we're not, *click*, now you're running off my proxy, *click*, now it's all back how it was before today, *click*"... was enough to silence the Linux-critic once and for all.

    Then there's the school running a Jabber IM system that they "would never use". Then there's the school running the PHP helpdesk for which they had no use. Then there's the one whose IT department are running their own recording CCTV computer which nobody but the IT department know about, which emails them movies of any movement in the IT office overnight or when nobody is supposed to be in - it's already caught several "wanderers" who just happened to walk through the locked IT office when they had no need to and "just looked" at the pile of laptops hidden away. That system later got re-used to record classes for approximately £500 less per camera then our usual CCTV supplier.

    All the best projects are done when you let the people who know how just let loose with their own ideas and not worry about whether the end product will be useful. Downtime is perfect for this and turns the most boring moments into the most interesting, especially if you have a large IT team who can all "show off" to each other.

    1. Re:Real work. by CaptScarlet22 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I've been with the same company for over 12 years now and about 7 years ago I did about the same thing with LAMP. The Web Database applications are still being used today and are continued to be improved as we speak.

      However my zest to be the best isn't there anymore. In fact I hate this fucking company now. And do you know why?

      No matter how much time you spent at work doing work, or spending nights and weekends doing work from home. In the end the company doesn't give a flying fuck! They will cast you right out and not blink and eye. Pure dedication doesn't mean shit to companies anymore. You want that promotion? Nope! You want that huge raise? Nope! It's all about the bottom line.

      So my advise to most of you is get what you can and if you can screw around, go for it! Whatever makes you happy!!

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      It's left blank because I have nothing to say to you punks!
    2. Re:Real work. by Ephemeriis · · Score: 1

      Downtime is for those projects that nobody will officially let you start, nobody "wants" and nobody will pay you to implement. Then, when you spend all that downtime putting it in, you pretend that you did it in your own time alongside your normal work, and people suddenly discover that all the projects that they considered a waste of time become something that they can't live without.
      Exactly. Some of the most useful stuff I've done wasn't actually billable.

      All day long, while you're doing "real work", you're noticing annoying little things... Sure would be nice if we filtered out some of this crap... We really ought to get images of all these machines... I bet it'd be easier if our work orders were digital and searchable...

      This is the kind of stuff you can quietly research and implement when nobody is looking, in-between the "real work."

      Roll it out, tell someone "hey, check out this thing I found" and suddenly it's a vital piece of equipment.

      For example, in a Windows-only school at which the only person who'd ever heard of Linux (the IT manager) treated mention of it like some kind of first word from a child ("Oh, you use Linux. That's cute. Tell me when you make something 'useful' out of it."), I had a few hours of downtime. Found a spare "obsolete" PC. Found a couple of network cards. Was tired of the "Linux being nothing more than a toy" digs.
      Similarly, we're a Windows-only shop. My boss used to just scoff at the idea of running Linux on a server. We've now got three Linux servers that we couldn't live without - all put together without official approval during downtime. And as soon as the boss saw how useful the stuff was he didn't care if it was Linux or not.
      --
      "Work is the curse of the drinking classes." -Oscar Wilde
    3. Re:Real work. by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 1
      Yup, once upon a time about 15 years ago, I found myself living in a strange town, with no connections... so I hired on to one of the IT consultant shops, where I got about $18 and the agency was getting about $45. Ordinarily I was a developer, but in this case I found my self in "operations" for a big bloated company that hadn't even implemented the program that needed sys admins yet.

      Not one to sit on my butt, I found stuff to do that was at least related to sys admin work, even if the machines weren't in production yet.

      First I wrote a bunch of perl scripts and such that the developers were to busy to do, and probably wouldn't do anyhow. Scripts to automagically gather server stats and such and post them to a company internal web page. A lot better than a bunch of rlogin make work just to check up on stuff.

      Next, a bunch of scripts to do cumbersome HPUX volumn manager crap. The DBA guys were always requesting changes to the disk layout, and what used to take 30-60 minutes each time was turned into a parameterized script.

      Basically, I kept looking for ways to automate myself out of a job.

      Another task I set myself to was to audit all the stupid maintenance contracts we had - and found several expensive 24/7 contracts on crappy old equipment that was literally turned off and forgotten. The vendor wasn't happy, but the pointy-haired types appreciated saving 10's of thousands of dollars from their budgets.

      After I left, I figure it was actually zero cost for them to have employed me for the time I was there.

      Oh, and while I was at it, the positive feedback to my agency got me two hourly raises over about a 6 month period, from 18 to 23, then 23 to 29/hr - while the agency stilled billed their 45/hr. So, doing stuff and getting noticed can pay off (I think the agency was worried that I would go "full time perm", so it was kind of a bidding war thing.)

      If you have slack time and just goof-off, you are probably no different from the clock-punchers that cause companies to have to hire outside help to get things done. You will probably be on the deadwood list for the next lay-off cycle too.

      My two cents. YMMV.

      P.S. Once you have the go-go reputation, you can occasionally screw off and no one will ever suspect :-)

      --
      This issue is a bit more complicated than you think.
    4. Re:Real work. by Masato · · Score: 1

      This is still true today. I recently finished an intern job where I was initially stuck in the back doing boring "intern" things. Instead of doing what most of the interns tended to do (and what the company expected the interns to do), I actually used my time to be productive. During the downtimes being taskings, I'd do my best to talk with people and understand how everything in your company's system worked and actually thought about the process the company was using. Because of this, I was able to spot all sorts of problems in the process that ended up saving the company a good chunk of cash and was promptly moved into a better position. By the end of my internship, I had received two major raises (~25% each) a bunch of bonuses and that had enough status that I was being flown across the country (on the company's paycheck) to various major cities to consult with customers (and see the sights, of course). Partly, I think there was luck on my side, but I think it was mostly due to not goofing off all the time and doing the job well. So, I completely agree with everything you said, even the slacking off part. I could pretty much do whatever I wanted and no one would ever question my work ethic.

      One thing I'd like to add though, is the idea of connections with coworkers. During the course of my work term, I also helped out a lot of people who in turned helped me out when the going got rough. By just giving a little sparetime here and there, these people were willing to bend over backwards to help me out if I ever ran into a problem. It made problems that could have taken me days to solve into problems that only took 5 minutes to solve - making me a hero to whomever I was working with.

      By working hard and helping other people (instead of goofing off), I ended up making more money, had a job that was far more interesting and was considered an invaluable employee by most people I talked with.

    5. Re:Real work. by Linker3000 · · Score: 1

      This mirrors some of the work I have done for a local school and also at work.

      I used Dansguardian for the content filtering - did you do the same or something else (curious to learn)

      Our IP cameras were one generation back from the suppliers current model and cost us £37 each + they look like 'regular' cmaeras, not domes or pods so the visual deterrent is strong too.

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      AT&ROFLMAO
    6. Re:Real work. by ledow · · Score: 1

      In this one particular case it happened to be DansGuardian in a transparent squid config because there was nothing upstream to filter it, but I've also done it with other bits and in one case I did it with nothing more than a shell script to filter out particular sites that the upstream filters weren't handling properly (and it was taking days to get them to update).

      I didnt use IP cameras, though. I used whatever was to hand - a couple of cheapy CCTV cameras, 20m of cable and a WinTV card - couple it with "motion", an open-source motion capture program, and it'll snapshot and record movies whenever it detects motion on the image and lets you feed the resulting files to a shell script as they are being created - perfect for our use, especially if someone "spots" the machine or cameras and disconnects them - the initial image still has time to get sent to an email account off-site that we can pick up from later for evidence. And to "upgrade", just add another WinTV card/camera, or feed it the URL of your network cameras, or plug in a USB camera - you can basically saturate even the most powerful machine without having to do anything fancy like buy specific 4-camera CCTV cards for it.

    7. Re:Real work. by Linker3000 · · Score: 1

      Thanks for that - useful stuff. I poll our IP cameras by FTP from a remote server every two seconds. Each daily set of images is saved in their own folders and purged after 7 days.

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      AT&ROFLMAO
    8. Re:Real work. by kryten_nl · · Score: 1

      Buddy, it's called Monsterboard. Use it.

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      For the perfect anti-Unix, write an OS that thinks it knows what you're doing better than you do and let it be wrong.
    9. Re:Real work. by ledow · · Score: 1

      This happens far too much, agreed, but there are things that you MUST do. Companies don't care about you. You're a number. Your boss only cares about you for the trouble you can cause and the help to him that you can be - that instantly categorises you into "trouble-maker" or "suck-up". Either works (surprisingly), but I only ever go for the first, putting on a good impression of the second where necessary to make longer-term plans to be a troublemaker work ("Certainly. Yes. I'll install Vista on every machine today if that's what YOU want, sir.... so that when it crashes and burns, I can bring out my report to you from six months ago that tells you it won't work, will cost millions and will break the entire company in the meantime. But if that's what YOU want...")

      First, you never let ANYONE else take credit for YOUR work. In one place I worked at, this came down to the IT Manager plastering their name all over a document (in Properties, the document, hidden headers etc.) so that when senior management took it and ran with the ideas and tried to claim them for their own, they came unstuck because simply removing their name from the front page wasn't enough. They fell hard on that one - in front of the top-bod, who caught them out perfectly - and the credit was put firmly back on the person it belonged to. It's a game that you need to play carefully, though.

      Second, don't let anybody screw you over. People will do this. Even to the point of ignoring your work because you're "below" them and therefore can't possibly know as much as them (which, in my experience, is absolute rubbish). Blind obedience actually works here. You do EXACTLY what they want, after protesting that it's not right. Every time you see them, you mention that it's not the correct thing to do, but carry on implementing it. You ask them if they are SURE that they want you to do this, several times. If that doesn't scare them off, you make sure that they accidentally walk in on several conversations where you are discussing with other people (preferably THEIR boss) and both laughing about how bad an idea it is. And then, when it crashes and burns like it inevitably will, you bring out every sound-bite, every document, every conversation you've had where they have stated categorically that it was their idea and they did it against your advice. It works wonderfully well with only a smattering of orchestration.

      Third, don't expect praise for weekend/night work - in most places you just won't get it. If you do have to do it, then you make an absolute fuss over it so that they KNOW you've done it. You can even go to the point of refusing to do it and when they see that there's nobody else TO do it, and they can't hire anybody knowledgeable enough in the time etc., then you'll get fantastic praise for "changing your mind" at the last minute. Additionally, you make sure that EVERYBODY knows that you did it out of the goodness of your heart.

      In IT this can entail things like being sitting in a senior manager's office when they arrive for work with their PC in pieces - "I started work hours ago" in a subtle way. Similarly, at the end of the day, go back to that same person's office and start taking their PC to pieces again (because, obviously, you put it back together at the beginning of "their" day so that they could work) while they are collecting their coat to go home. And while you're there you record a number of problems that were spotted after hours and use them - "Well, while I was taking apart John's PC last night for the network upgrades..." to their boss, for example.

      Document everything. Included sound-bites of people who ask you to do stuff. Date it and log it. You'll never use 90% of them but the 10% will more than make up for it. Document your objections. Document your "extra hours" and categorise them by the project/silly decision that caused them. NEVER bring out your book but memorise the key quotes for that important "why did it all go wrong" meeting afterwards.

      Get the reput

  60. Down time? by Pope · · Score: 0

    What's that?

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    It doesn't mean much now, it's built for the future.
  61. When you're the Boss... by bughunter · · Score: 2
    In my last job, I was the second highest-ranked person in the building (Exec Row was across the street). If I closed my door, no one bothered me. Except for the first highest-ranked person, so if someone knocked on my door, I knew who it was.

    Most of the time, when I closed my door it was to get work done, undisturbed.

    But sometimes, I closed my door to eat, nap, or occassionally even rub one out.

    (Sounds good, until you realize that when you're the second-highest ranked, there's not much room to rise. I left there to go work at a place where some upward mobility remained. And even the VPs work in cubicles here.)

    /still looking for a place to go rub one out, occasionally

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    I can see the fnords!
    1. Re:When you're the Boss... by penguin_dance · · Score: 1

      Excuse me, but this is worker bee chat! We all know the boss has nothing better to do than play with his wanker. :P

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      If you've never been modded as "flamebait" or "troll," you've never tried to argue a minority viewpoint here!
  62. Think about the alternative if your fired by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Negative reinforcement sucks but after taking crappy jobs and leaving IT several years ago it made me realize how lucky I had it.

      Whenever I goof off at school or work I just think "well I am sure OfficeMax or that amusement park I used to work for picking up trash at 5:30am needs my help. Maybe I should give them a call ..". It motives me to appreciate my boss and work to make sure I stay where I am and give them my best even if its not ideal. There are lots of crappy things you can be doing for little pay which is true even with a college degree.

    Perhaps your job is not ideal which is why you keep daydreaming? Or your unchallenged? Then you need to accept more responsibilities at work or try something different elsewhere? Life is too short.

    1. Re:Think about the alternative if your fired by burdalane · · Score: 1

      When I goof off, I remind myself that if I lost my job, I might find the motivation and time to start on the money-making online ventures that I recently planned. I also remind myself that I have enough savings to last me a year or two at my current lifestyle. My savings would last me longer if I moved into a cheaper place and cut out unnecessary expenses and if I paid more attention to investing. I also wouldn't mind going back to living off my parents.

  63. So, that's "copies", then? by Besna · · Score: 1

    Close enough, though.

  64. I work by eyeota · · Score: 1

    When taking a break from Surfing the web, walking around the office, surfing the web, going to the water cooler, and surfing the web, I do some work. I figure, on any given day I do about 15 minutes of 'real' work. -peter gibbons.

  65. down time? by ak_hepcat · · Score: 1

    I write stupid scripts to help me increase the amount of time I don't have use to do something.

    I would have included my top-n script, which shows the top N instances of values learned via STDIN
    complete with last-seen timer, but perl code doesn't pass the lameness filter.

    --
    Support FSF: Stop thinking with your wallet, and think with your imagination. (cc/non-commercial)
  66. Make a much needed trip to the toilet- by andyh · · Score: 1

    -It's the only way to stop my chair rusting.

    Downtime?! You get downtime???

  67. Gov't Emp. by DarksouldragonX · · Score: 1

    I work IT for my local Provincial Government so I do get some downtime on occasion and I usually spend it on slashdot or the various other Tech and game news sites I have bookmarked, surfing random forums (WoW), and I have recently found that Tower Defence is a good time waster during the last hour of my day if it is slow.

  68. Rock Band! by DdJ · · Score: 2, Funny

    Heh. My employers are great. We've got a lounge with a big 1080i plasma screen and a 5.1 surround system. It's got an XBox 360 hooked up to it, and two "Xplorer"-model Guitar Hero guitars.

    When more than one of us has downtime at the same time, we actually play "Rock Band"! There's no room for the drum kit, but we routinely have three people playing at the same time. The addition of vocals (compared to the Guitar Hero series) means we actually get a lot more of the ladies at our office to participate. (Though sometimes they force me to try and sing "Roxanne".)

    (God, I love my job sometimes.)

  69. Trying to... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...wake up as it must be a dream. Always have more projects then I have time.

  70. I usually want to find a... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...girl who has downtime too.

  71. Fix the most annoying bugs by Malevolent+Tester · · Score: 1

    Thanks to our management, I've got regular downtime due to so many developers quitting that there's often nothing ready to test. I've started spending some time trying to fix the bugs that I really don't want to test myself, as our methdology states that development, testing/release and live confirmation all have to be done by different people. I get a nice change from my normal work, help the department a bit, and with a single line changed in a config file for an existing piece of work can avoid a 5 hour release.

    Either that or read Slashdot.

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    If you haven't made a developer cry, you've wasted a day.
  72. I telecommute on those days by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I telecommute on those days. Seems there's always something work related to do at home.
    Since I don't write code anymore (haven't for 10 years), I try to stay up by hacking my TiVo or scripting/automating things around the house. The company gets a happier worker and my blackberry keeps me connected.

  73. Waverly? by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 1

    This is Solo. Open channel B.

    --
    "Flyin' in just a sweet place,
    Never been known to fail..."
  74. I look for other jobs.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because if I have free-time, it means program budgets just got cut again.

  75. Downtime? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I play World of Warcraft. I work at a manufacturing company, and there's only one other person here with an IQ higher than that of a brick. I can have it completely hidden away from view with a terminal server window in the blink of an eye and none of these idiots would have the first clue.

    Screw documentation!

  76. Re: ...because you are the only person worthy by colinnwn · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That is a little pretentious of you. It sounds like you feel your job is stressful, since you don't feel like someone else could hack it. Parent apparently found a job with some downtime. That doesn't say anything about whether he would thrive or wilt in a high stress job. But if he has such an accommodating job, why on Earth would he want to deal with your situation? We don't all have to tolerate bad working conditions.

  77. You are new. I'll help you out!-A Love connection. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sort of a "me too". I'm a UI designer (notice I didn't say GUI designer). I live and breath good design. Naturally everything I do including downtime is going to reflect that in some kind of way, even if I'm just painting a picture.

  78. Re:get to work! by e4g4 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Dude, calm down. Perhaps if you took a break from your work once and again, you wouldn't be so stressed out. I work 50 hours a week on average, and sometimes in the middle of the day, I'll take a break from working (oh noes); sometimes when I've worked 4 12 hour days in a row, I'll take a day off, a weekday! Work is not slavery, nor servitude; you provide a product to your employer, for which you are duly compensated - that's it.

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    The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. - Albert Einstein
  79. You Asshole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Spam slashdot with links to myminicity and gay porno. Like this: http://niggerolipis.myminicity.com/ Where's my gay porn, damn it?

    Sincerely,
    Dad
  80. Downtime by pyrr · · Score: 1

    I find something to make better, break it in the process, and then fix it. Remember, if it ain't broke, you're not trying hard enough! (--Red Green)

  81. Writing and editing... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

    I'm usually writing and editing my short stories during the downtimes. The hours before and after lunch go by really fast. I just wish I was writing full time instead of writing during my full time job, nights and weekends.

  82. Brush off your resume by NemoinSpace · · Score: 1

    Soon your boss or your co-workers who are picking up your slack will discover your downtime too. They will be happy to give you more permanent downtime and hire someone a little more ethical. Get used to working meaningless jobs, for substandard pay for the rest of your life. you reap what you sow. p.s. downloading linux iso's all day long may throw them off track and also let you know if they are really paying attention! :)

    1. Re:Brush off your resume by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Agreed! Slow-time is rarely permanent. Bean counters will eventually hunt down any slack and pop it like a zit. Use the time to learn a new language or tool, because you may need it for your next interview.

  83. Here's the problem by DragonTHC · · Score: 3, Interesting

    At most places, if you have down time, management thinks 1 of 2 things: 1.) You're job is too easy and you need more work, or 2.) you're not working at all and you get yelled at.

    During down time, try to look busy.

    I used to work for a guy who was the president of the company, and thought of himself as a sort of royalty.
    I was a Unix/windows admin/helpdesk/database admin/tech support.

    I would come in at 10:30 and finish my daily workload around 3:30 including daily projects he would give on a whim, such as "design this database for me".
    Usually, I would stick around until 6:00 to finish up extra projects he asked me to do.

    He thought because I was coming in at 10:30, I was cheating him out of work. He then made me punch a time clock just to punish me.

    Any time after finishing tasks, I had to look busy, he really thought I wasn't working hard enough.

    Since it was a medical billing company, he started asking me to fill in my down time by doing data processing.

    What a tool. Goes to show you, down time can really be rough.

    --
    They're using their grammar skills there.
    1. Re:Here's the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Holy crap. I was reading that part about working for a guy who was the president of the company and thought he was royalty, and how you were pretty much the entire IT department, and I was thinking that sounds like my old job.

      Then I read that you worked for a medical billing company, and my jaw dropped. I wonder if it's just the way that industry is? My place was near Cleveland, by the way.

    2. Re:Here's the problem by DragonTHC · · Score: 1

      Mine was in Boca Raton, FL and the guy was cuban.

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      They're using their grammar skills there.
    3. Re:Here's the problem by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      Well I am not a morning person but coming in early and finishing early makes it look like your a workaholic. Downtime is bad but if your job is salaried I can see why he would be pissed or wondered if he needed you full time.

      So the issue is appearance.

  84. BOFH Says: by kcbanner · · Score: 1

    Mass disk eraser, "borrowing" the video machine, giving users "more disk", lending out the 120VAC->RJ45 "this will fix it" cord. Stuff like that.

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    Obligatory blog plug: http://www.caseybanner.ca/
  85. Obligatory mention of Nethack by CronoCloud · · Score: 1

    I don't work in IT, but somebody always mentions Nethack http://www.nethack.org/in the comments of these kinds of stories. They often also mention that you can always tell your boss it's a "vi training tool" (if you use vi-keys, which I don't even though I do use vim) Might as well do it myself.

  86. Learn something new with OpenGL by kramulous · · Score: 1

    Subject says it all. I'm not a game developer or anything. I just like playing around with something that I can see immediate results for. Over time, I've developed a fair bit of a library that can help me with all sorts of stuff. I also like to play around with numerical methods on the GPU as well. Although, it can be a little tricky.

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  87. Laptop in the bathroom. by neo · · Score: 1

    I kid you not, there was a man in our department who would take his laptop into the bathroom.

    I'll let you imagine from there.

    Because I know what he looks like and it makes me vomit a little. In my mouth.

  88. What is this "blocked" you speak of? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    What are you talking about? Nobody said anything about being blocked by external factors.

    I honestly can't imagine what it would be like to have a job where if what's immediately in front of me is blocked, then I am blocked from working.

    And yet, the original poster said no such thing, and you were the only one to mention it so far, which strongly suggests that you can, in fact, imagine such a thing.
  89. Re:research or education.. was that an implied by davidsyes · · Score: 1

    "Could have sworn I heard somebody GURGLE something"? Thinking as an ex sailor, I'd say that if you work at an academic institution, that would give new meaning to "headmaster"...

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    Previously: "Linux... Toward the Sunrise..." Now: "Linux... Toward the-- No, now, part of Every Sunrise"
  90. Work on an Innovative Project by J-Dude_meu · · Score: 1

    I've had lots of free time as of late. Not long ago there was a meeting about communication and how we could collaborate/communicate better, not only inner department, but with outside vendors. My immediate boss was brainstorming ideas with me and Wiki's came up. Running a Wiki on our intranet became a real thought to me. Have used my ample down time these past couple weeks to evaluate the different Wiki's available. I knew I wasn't going to install any of these on my machine just to test, which lead me to learn about Virtual Machines and Virtual Appliances. I put a very intuitive Wiki beginning of this week, my immediate boss took this communication idea, working up his presentation on my "still in testing" VM Wiki, the Big Guy really liked it, even grabbing the mouse and essentially taking over the presentation to edit a page, in front of everyone, then tells everyone to register and start making use of it. So now I am busy again :)!!! This all happened because I took the initiative, on my own, to run with an idea. An Idea that would've gone nowhere if I used my free time for other less fruitful endeavors. This has also given the opportunity to expand my linux knowledge.

  91. Nothing to do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    That's hard to believe, either you're fresh out of school with no responsibilities or are headed for getting laid off. Seriously, there is always something to do. Sometimes you need to take a break, that's different. Let me put it to you this way, you had better find something to do or your boss will. The latter, no matter what it is, you won't like it and may involve things like, "Nothing to do? Oh really, I've got a great project for you. First I'll take those keys and swipe cards. Next I'll get someone right over to watch you clean out your desk. Don't forget to stop by HR and sign a bunch of documents before we send you your last check. Have a great weekend!" Oh and please don't apply to my company when you're looking for a job, I don't need deadbeats like you.

  92. Re: ...because you are the only person worthy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I depends on if the job is accommodating or if the worker is just slacking. Even if there is no immediate issue that needs attention or long term project to work on, you can normally be doing SOMETHING useful for the company. And maybe that is trying something / learning something new, but it certainly isn't posting on slashdot.

  93. Halo! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where I work we play Halo (we even have our own clan and an internal dedicated server to play against other staff members from across campus).

  94. Short stories by funvill · · Score: 1

    I read short stories. The less like my work the story is the better. Its nice to have that mental switch off from work. PS: one of my side projects is a short story website called EveryDayFiction.com

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    ---- EveryDayFiction.com - Read short stories daily
  95. write a tool that i always wanted to write by risikofaktor · · Score: 1

    for example i wrote a benchmark script for our website because i wanted to know how our code changes
    perform. fortunately (or unfortunately) this tool got more popular, and i had to add more features,
    but didn't really have the working time, so the new features were added quick and dirty. the script became
    unmaintainable. oh well =)
    that shows that you can do something really useful if you get the time for it from your boss.
    i have fun writing such tools because it's always like a little project where you do a technical concept
    and implement it yourself. you can write it quick and dirty but also have the chance to try out
    new tools, modules.

  96. I... by jgarra23 · · Score: 1

    write incendiary comments on slashdot and try to skirt that fine line between insightful and flamebait during what little downtime I have :)

  97. Read Slashdot, of course by timothy · · Score: 1, Interesting

    1) I used to work at an ad agency (a quite cool agency, as such things go, by the way -- see t-3t-3.com), where I worked mostly on projects that came in feast-or-famine style; there would often be stretches of hours where we were mostly in holding mode, waiting for writers to write, managers to manage, lawyers to dissemble, etc. At this time, I was living in a house in Austin where the other three guys in the house were two computer science students and an engineer; they showed me Slashdot, and I was hooked.

    2) Then, I got a job with Slashdot, which paid somewhat more and had some other benefits as well, like getting to meet in person some of the geniuses who pump out the free software I like to use. (This step won't work for everyone, though.)

    timothy

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    jrnl: http://tinyurl.com/c2l8yr / foes: http://tinyurl.com/ckjno5
  98. "Down Time" == "Lazy" by bigbadunix · · Score: 1


    Okay, so I've been reading a lot of stories from people talking about their jobs. Their experiences. Their takes on the state of affairs in the IT Sector.

    Bottom line is, regardless of *where* you work, and *how* you work, you are getting paid to perform a task. So, while you're at work, there's always something to do. "Down time" is essentially your lunch break and other mandated break times. Spend it as you will, but that's, what, less than an hour a day?

    If you're "bored", and have "down time", do some cleanup, administration, whatever else you have to do. Because you *do* have stuff to do. Just like the scrubs at McDonalds, when there are no customers, are supposed to be sweeping and cleaning something...you should be as well. Unless you want to be a lazy sod like the people that work at the dirty McDonalds do. Your choice.

    --

    The older I get, the less I like everyone else.
    1. Re:"Down Time" == "Lazy" by stewbacca · · Score: 1
      I get your point, but obviously you can't know everybody else's daily routines. You can be as "busy" as you want, but most of the time, busy bodies just foster resentment from the rest of us. Looking "busy" and being productive are two completely different things, but many people can't distinguish between the two.

      I get paid by my software company to wear many hats, yet I still have down time. Tech writing, instructional designing, robohelping, creating interactive flash training, software testing, training customers on site and in our labs...still, there are times we are waiting for the next project kick-off with nothing to do. It's the nature of the business.

  99. Work on goals. by antdude · · Score: 1

    My employer requires several goals (approved by manager) each year (used to be quarterly) like doing a research, presentation, taking classes, reading books, etc. related to work and how they can useful for the company.

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    Ant(Dude) @ Quality Foraged Links (AQFL.net) & The Ant Farm (antfarm.ma.cx / antfarm.home.dhs.org).
  100. Re: ...because you are the only person worthy by Just+because+I'm+an · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Perhaps someone would like to snipe that it says something about my level of education but I find reading slashdot is educational not only in the things I find out by reading the stories (well not always... ) and comments but also in the way posters interact. Not all of this has a direct benefit to my employer but I would happily contend that it has a positive influence and if I were constantly "on the clock" and "contributing to the bottom line" I'd just about go insane and start picking people off from the nearest tower. How productive would I be then?

    Of course I spend much more time on football, which I admit has no positive influence for my employer whatsoever.

  101. Yeah, self-study really is the smartest thing by jollyreaper · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I've worked for a lot of failing companies. I'm not management so I didn't have anything to do with the failures. Usually what will happen is the work volume slacks off but they can't get rid of me because I know important things so it'll limp along like that for a bit before deteriorating finances force a layoff.

    During the normal workday, it's always nice to check the news for a few minutes between tasks. When a company is in the death spiral, it's tempting to do nothing but. But that's the time when study becomes the most important. With the last couple of death spirals I've been in, I've self-studied to the point of being able to land the next job with the skills I picked up while on the clock. If the company isn't wanting to pay for new kit or approve new systems, there's still plenty of skills that can be picked up via simulation or installing the packages on VMware.

    If I'm honest with myself, I have to admit I was on the lax side with the self-study. I picked up my skills and got my next job after the layoff but I could have advanced the time table a bit. But I'm in a better position than other co-workers I've been with who have let their depression with the job turn into paralysis and then the layoff comes out of the blue and they have no prospects, no current skills.

    So yes, there is the temptation to goof off during downtime but you're not cheating the company -- they'll fuck and chuck without a second thought, you owe them nothing -- but you will cheat yourself. In this economy, you should keep one eye on your current job and one eye on what you plan to do next after you get laid off from this one. If your current job has you working with hot shit technology, no worries. If you end up in a tech ghetto with skills that won't be applicable on the general market, make the time to self-study.

    --
    Kwisatz Haderach
    Sell the spice to CHOAM
    This Mahdi took Shaddam's Throne
  102. Sometimes I Worry by rebelcan · · Score: 1

    I work on my website, browse slashdot, look up deals at tiger direct. Sometimes I worry that my supervisor will catch me ( he sits right behind me ). But I figure that he doesn't really care as long as I get my work done ( processing RMA's and answering the phones -- I'm in tech support ). Especially since I heard him once say "damn. nothing left to read on fark".

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    God is dead -- Nietzsche
    Nietzsche is dead -- God
    Zombie Nietzsche lives! -- Zombie Nietzsche
  103. Read Attrition's Going Postal by willy+everlearn · · Score: 1

    Absolutely the best reading anywhere.......Guaranteed!

    http://attrition.org/postal/

    --
    No hour on a horse is ever wasted. Winston Churchill
  104. Surf the net by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I work at a nuclear research lab providing physics support to one of the reactors on site. When the reactor is up and running I'm usually fairly busy, but when it goes down for routine maintenance (usually every 3 weeks or so), there isn't much to do. So I usually surf the net, read Slashdot, read the news, email friends. My employer blocks access to webmail sites (Hotmail, Yahoo, Gmail, etc.), but they usually allow access to most other stuff (except pr0n, gaming sites). They must block any URL with the word 'game' in it, because clicking on gaming related stories on Slashdot gets me blocked.

  105. brain vs server by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    when ur brain got down, ur servers go up
    when ur servers got down, ur brain goes up

    what do u want

  106. Um.. by Knara · · Score: 1

    How come people seem to take pride in "not having downtime"? Talk about workaholics. Personally, my thought is that the ideal situation for IT is that things are humming along and no one is screaming for my attention. Sure there's stuff I could be doing, but not right this minute, because I'm competent enough to have my bairns and processes operating properly.

  107. Downtime by renz0 · · Score: 1

    Hmmm well i work a lot of overnights and when there is downtime i open up my file cabinet and pull out my sleepingbag and sleep.

  108. Well.. by Bongfish · · Score: 1

    I would advise spending all that dead time looking for a new job before your boss realises you're leeching money out of his pocket to screw about on Slashdot. But that's just my opinion.

  109. One more: Foosball by Pfhreakaz0id · · Score: 1

    Geez. It's like the company sport. We have a freakin' webcam in there so you don't have to gather 3 other people up only to find the table is in use.

  110. Mostly by Grimbleton · · Score: 1

    pocket pool

  111. Not even remotely IT related by Mandelbrot-5 · · Score: 1

    My last job was as a pipe fitter on a 220' research vessel. We had lots of downtime due to the incompetents of the management.

    One day a coworker purchased a cheap taser to play with. We killed hours zapping other people and ourselves with it. I guess after years of getting zapped while welding in the rain has had made us able to deal with 50000 volts.

    On a side note, a taser works great to light a cutting torch.

    --
    Math is like sex. People who get it are popular in class, people who don't are not.
  112. Broom. Grab one. by MooUK · · Score: 1

    I work in a warehouse at the moment. When, for example, the computer system goes down, there's only so much we can do. Usually I go grab a tea or a bite to eat, or grab a broom and tidy up.

  113. One word... by mdelcorso · · Score: 0

    Slingbox!

  114. Three words: Hungry Hungry Hippos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The Waiting Game sucks. Let's play Hungry Hungry Hippos" used to get trotted out a lot during downtime. Then we actually bought the game.

    The only problem is those hippos are so loud that people come to investigate. We have to play in a meeting room.

    We call it Hippo Stadium.

  115. What I do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm in tech support. During my downtime (which is long) I usually just play World of Warcraft.

  116. XBOX 360 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We usually end up playing some split screen Halo 3, and more recently Call of Duty 4.

    Fragging co-workers is always fun.

  117. "Downtime" is necessary... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At the moment I'm fighting with LDAP, AFS, Kerberos, Cyrus, Postfix, Sendmail, Exim, Kolab, Apache, SASL, Webalizer, VMware, Terminal Services, VNC, IPTables, Routing, Rack Mounting, Domain Migration, Bind and "Calendaring".

    The life of a SysAdmin.

    Downtime is utterly necessary - one just *has* to do something else, for a while, let the frustrations ebb, let the brain cells cool, remind oneself that one *can* make things work, if not right now.

    Downtime for me comes in different levels - there's the interest/work version, which would be SlashDot/The Register/Whatever Google Desktop Suggests (Wired/ZDNet/etc.) and the entertainment/informative version (BBC News, random trawls on Wikipedia).

    The special downtime is reserved for the cubicle with the white porcelain, and Zelda's Phantom Hourglass.

    Quality.

  118. volunteer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I try to manipulate my downtime so that I have free time 1 hour each week to act as a mentor at a local school.

  119. non-geek geek blog by nightcats · · Score: 1

    I don't truly rate as a geek, so I typically have more down time than everyone else (you can't be writing requirements and testing all the time, but if you can do it, someone always needs something fixed). So I work on my geek blog for non-geeks, where I try to make ordinary people think about trying out some arctic men's formal wear.

    --
    Development is programmable; Discovery is not programmable. (Fuller)
  120. Process Improvement by PPH · · Score: 1
    There are always things that need fixing and/or improvement. I keep a list of things to do what I get bored.

    If its not within my area of responsibility, I write up a suggestion and fire it up the management chain. If its something in a nearby group, I'll ask management if they'd mind me 'loaning in' to help out.

    Back in 1995, I was working in a group that depended on a crappy DOS-based system for delivering engineering data to the shop floor. It was pretty crusty and subject to lots of user errors. Users had to open up one flat file index, look up a document number applicable to a certain product version and write it down. Close that app., open another and type in the number (with no errors) to fetch the document.

    I was looking at some slack time, so I told my boss that there was this thing written by NCSA called a web server. I thought I could make a much more user friendly (and idiot-proof) system. It took about two weeks and, when finished and presented to the shop floor management, we were given responsibility for shop floor data delivery, document configuration management, huge raises, nicer offices and the eternal gratitude of the manufacturing folks.

    --
    Have gnu, will travel.
  121. Wow - Such Work! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm simply amazed that you guys are occupied all day long with real work.

    I do industrial process control for an automotive plant. If things are running well, which is 99.9 percent of the time, I do absolutely nothing.

    I watch movies, read, work on personal programming projects, built robots, play Wii, whatever I want to do.

    The catch is, when someone calls on the radio I absolutely have to respond immediately.

  122. What do I do? by audacity242 · · Score: 1

    I knit.

  123. duh by ScottyMcScott · · Score: 0

    I work on client projects for my side job...and I ... wait the boss is coming ...

  124. Downtime == personal development time by Foppel · · Score: 1

    Before I became a freelancer I worked for a software company and had downtimes from time to time.

    I often used this time to find and work of subjects which interested me personally and professionally, and I would often find myself coding and implementing random ideas.

    I can say that in my case about 1/3 of those downtime-projects evolved later into a means for my company to make money or to make my life there much easier (== faster and better work) or would keep me my guru-status ;)
    Another 1/3 of these 'projects' would pose a good library of do's and don'ts and are general viability studies..

    the last 1/3 might have been /. , webcomics and NWS things (I always take care that my monitor faces a corner).

    When I was involved in the hiring process I was recommending against people who don't have downtimes (too slow, or too hung up on what they know rather than developing themselves) as in my book a good developer has downtime he can and will use to develop him or herself - to have more downtime in the end.

  125. downtime... by VAXcat · · Score: 1

    AS my old work pal, Doktor Bob so succinctly put it, that time is spent going nuts and wishing you were dead.

    --
    There is no God, and Dirac is his prophet.
  126. Tetris by Venik · · Score: 1

    As a senior sysadmin I have a good deal of "down time" to deal with every day. In my fresh-out-college years I hardly had any free time on my hands: like an idiot I would always find some work-related project to work on. But no more. The work of a sysadmin is an emotional roller coaster. One moment you are sitting in your office picking your nose and the next moment you are running around the datacenter trying to put some Solaris humpty dumpty back together.

    They pay me my salary so that I fix their outdated crap quickly and get them back in business. Whenever stuff breaks - New Year's Eve, my birthday party, 3am on Saturday morning after hours of heavy drinking at a local bar - they expect me to be fresh as a daisy and to know my shit. I always am and I always do. And if my boss ever has a problem with me playing Tetris, he can kiss my fat Russian ass. I'll find another job by the end of the week and get a raise out of it too.

  127. Re: Sweet Deals by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 1

    Sorry sir, but you have a Sweet Deal (TM).

    Now it's only a question to decide what to do with it. Can you get permission from your bosses that "personal stuff you work on will not be commandeered by the company"? (The usual problem with employee projects). If you're safe from that Grab attempt, then you basically have Paid Vacations.

    I had something like that once back in my early temp days. After getting over trying to "look busy" for hours, I went back to my love of books. I still remember: I got half way through the Greek/Roman volume of Durant's multi volume history set.

    If you're stuck in a rut of surfing, then you need to step back a minute and declare to yourself that the large swath of time is there, and do something really neat with it.

    --
    My first Journal Entry ever, in 8 years! http://slashdot.org/journal/365947/aphelion-scifi-fantasy-horror-poetry-webzine
  128. Slightly off topic. by unkiereamus · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Now see, I can't directly address this question, since I don't now, nor have I ever worked in an IT environment. However, I can speak directly to the issue of downtime.

    For you see, I'm an EMT. Some days, I walk in the door, clock in, have no calls for my 8, 10 or 12 hour shift, and clock out. (To balance this, some days I clock in, run straight out for 35 hours, clock out and have to sleep for an hour before I can bring myself to drive home.)

    Now, just because I don't have any calls doesn't mean it's all downtime, there is necessarily a certain amount of maintenance type things to be done, but honestly, even if you try your best to stretch them, you can't make it last for more than a couple of hours.

    So, assuming that I'm working a dead 8 hour shift, and I've stretched my chorse for as long as possible, I'm left with 6 hours.

    Okay, well, in health care, as in IT, there's always something else to be learned. (IT may develop faster than medicine, but we've been working on it a hell of alot longer.) So I'll try to do something educational, be it reviewing some current journal articles, or perusing through some of the reference books we have lying around, or doing some online CEHs. I, however, cannot successfully sit and read material for more than a few hours and have any hope of retaining anything useful, at least not for more than few days running.

    So now we're down to 3 hours.

    Now what? I've done everything I can directly do for the company, I've done all I can to make myself more valuable to my patients, my company and my future employers, and I'm still waiting to hear a damn set of tones come in so maybe I can actually do my job, because believe me, by this point I'm bored out of my mind.

    This is what I call my true downtime, and you know what I do with it? Any damn thing I can think of to ease my boredom, whip out my palm pilot and read an eBook, go take a nap (Ah yes, EMS, the only job I've ever had where not only can I sleep on the job, but they give me a bed to do it in.) or, say, browse the web.

    When I first got into this business, I used to feel quite guilty about that last stage, but slowly I came to realize that at that point, slacking off was the best thing I could do for myself, my patients and my company, because when the tones finally go off fifteen minutes before the end of my shift (as they are wont to do), if I've been going around making busy work for myself for those last 2.75 hours, I'm tired, irritable and discombobulated. If, however, I've spent that period slacking off, I'm ready for it, my mind comes to the problem I'm presented with fresh, my body is well rested (I would imagine this is more of an issue in EMS than in IT, but still not to be discounted), and I can generally slap a smile across my face (Which sometimes is much more important than any skills I might perform.)

    So, I guess all of that is just me saying that with your downtime, you should definitely find something productive to do, and there's always SOMETHING that's been neglected, and you should work to educate yourself, but sometimes you should just play a stupid flash game.

    That's just my 22 cents worth. (Sorry, didn't realize I'd be so verbose.)

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    I needed a sig so people would know who I am, but I was too drunk to make something witty, so you get this instead.
  129. restaurant industry downtime by LackThereof · · Score: 1

    During downtime I am commonly told by my boss to "CLEAN SOMETHING".

    If every thing's clean (which it usually is during downtime), new and inventive cleaning tasks can be found. Like scrubbing the inside of the oven chimney.

    Of course, I deliver pizza for a living.

    --
    Legalize recreational marijuana. Seriously.
  130. Easy Answer by pipingguy · · Score: 1

    Evil plotting against co-workers that might challenge my goals for world domination. I mean, that's what everyone else does, right? [Especially those bastards down in HR who have been gunning for me since day one. You know the type: snotty, I-know-everything, we-own-you low-lifes. Now that I come to think of it, that guy across the street always seemed a bit shifty, too, and it wouldn't surprise me if he

  131. The Phantom Shitter Revealed? by pipingguy · · Score: 2, Funny

    If that's true, you (and your kind) may actually be the phantom shitter (what with having nothing better to do and time to waste). By this I mean those who are anally agile enough to deposit a semi-solid mass on the backside of the interior of a toilet bowl that doesn't get washed away by normal flushing.

    I've seen this phenomenon on a few occasions and have never been sure if it was a religious thing, a college prank intended to send the message "I am here", some sort of weirdly-oriented sphincter or evidence of shitting aliens in our midst. Screw SETI, solve the phantom shitter mystery first!

  132. No electricity :( by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm in Johannesburg, South Africa. The country is having massive problems with the electricity supply, with rolling blackouts resulting in at least 2 hours without power *every day*. Sometimes it's 5 hours.

    When the power goes down at work, most people are on laptops so they can continue working for another hour, maybe two. I'm on a desktop with a UPS, so I get maybe 10 - 15 mins. (I have to have a UPS because the power quality is so poor that if I didn't use one, I'd get random reboots three or four times a day.)

    So, yeah. When the power goes down, I go home (10 mins commute), connect to t'internet, set up a 'ping -t myworkplace.com', and cook some food.

    Sux0rz, but there it is :(

  133. Downtime? by extintor · · Score: 1

    That's the time I have to work even more, since I'm probably to blame for it.. :)

  134. Re: ...because you are the only person worthy by umghhh · · Score: 1

    the drive for more efficiency in its excess may affect efficiency negatively.
    If I could I would mod you up. //

  135. Re:Downtime? Ack! by Mike89 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I never participate, as I am still learning the concept of social interaction using oral communication.
    I love the fact this is moderated interesting.
  136. "Slashdot" != "informative or educating"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'll usually browse the web (Slashdot) or try to find something informative or educating to read

    Interesting that you put those in (presumably mutually-exclusive) categories

  137. Brain rest by M311554M · · Score: 1

    I caption a few photos at http://www.clevercaption.com/. Its a brainless waste of time, so perfect for brain downtime.

  138. Not enough downtime = low /. scores by MessyBlob · · Score: 1

    Because I'm lacking downtime, I came to this /. thread late, which means this comment will never be seen or moderated. This leaves you (the moderator) with a decision: do you increase the score to prove me wrong?

  139. I do more work by briancnorton · · Score: 1

    As a contractor, I am paid for my time. If I spend time NOT working, I don't charge for it. When I have downtime, I keep a list of customer-approved research projects handy. These are typically things that make my or somebody else's job a bit easier. (such as a new software that can fix a workflow problem, or creating a technique that can provide us a new capability) A few of these side projects have made big impacts, and I look good for "taking the initiative."

    --

    People who think they know everything really piss off those of us that actually do.

  140. I'm surrounded by idiots at my job. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Down time?, what the hell is that? Seems, I'm just left to do less competent people's work when I'm done with mine it seems. My company (more specifically my it group) believes in nepotism like a religion and hires people for technical jobs who have horrid technical skills, developers included. They also seem to hire project managers and business analysts who aren't up to their jobs. As a result those of us who are competent (or only mentally incompetent) don't really have down time. Sad but true.

  141. I do the work that I don't normally have time for by tompaulco · · Score: 1

    I am in charge of a group that is responsible for production work that has to be turned around in 24 hours. This takes between 75% to 150% of our work hours. We also get stuff tossed over the fence at us by the salespeople where we have to "prove our product works" despite the fact that we do this stuff in production all day long. The salespeople figure if we can turn around production in 24 hours, we ought to be able to do the same for their work, which is in some unknown format and is about the same seize as our normal production run. This happens two to three times a week.
    Once in awhile we have one of those days where the production work only takes us 75% of the day to complete. So we have downtime. What do we do during the downtime? That is when we go and try to clear the bugs up in bugzilla. I have bugs that are 7 months old that haven't been opened yet. I know that sounds bad, but production has to come first, and unfortunately, the salespeople who are incapable of selling the product without showing test data come second. So fixing bugs, which might make both of the higher priority items take less time, are hardly ever addressed.

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    If you are not allowed to question your government then the government has answered your question.
  142. Efficiency is not for goofing off by alandd · · Score: 1

    It's interesting that you assume I have not worked "efficiently" in the IT field. True or not, that is irrelevant to my point.

    If I can do a "average" IT or programming or knitting or lawn care or whatever job in only 20 hours a week instead of 40, I should fill the other 20 hours with productive activity to provide even more value to my employer (and myself). If I am very efficient at my job, by boss should give me more to do and I should find more to do. The more value I contribute, the more valuable I am to the company and to my resume. If the company will not or cannot give me more to do, that is a strong indicator that my position is not on a growth curve. Occupying a stagnant position is not a good place to be. Stagnation will be lopped off at the first sign of financial difficulty or re-organization.

    There can be many reasons why a company will keep paying someone for 40 hours of work even though they only deliver 20. But I cannot think of a good long-term reason why they would or why you would want them to. Perhaps you could enlighten me?

  143. Slashdot Anyone? by WebmasterNeal · · Score: 1

    It would appear that all you hard workers who claim to have no downtime at work have plenty of time to check up on slashdot considering most of the posts for this thread occurred during work hours.

    --
    "During My Service In The United States Congress, I Took The Initiative In Creating The Internet." -Al Gore
  144. I work in a unionized factory... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what's up-time?

  145. surf the net by burdalane · · Score: 1

    When I have downtime, I usually surf the Internet. I mostly browse Reddit and Digg, and sometimes Slashdot. I also hit up regular news sites, like CNN or BBC, and blogs. Ironically, I often read self-improvement blogs about how to be more productive. Sometimes I always squeeze in a bit of time to work on a website that I maintain for a club. After work I probably wouldn't have the motivation to work on the website.

    Much of the downtime I have isn't really downtime. I could spend the time working on ongoing projects (most of which don't have a strict deadline), writing documentation, improving the way things work, thinking of improvements, reading a work-related manual that I should read, or developing my skills, but I'm lazy. If I actually worked efficiently and polished off the projects I have on my plate, I would probably go with little downtime for a while but eventually still end up with a some free time.

  146. I probably shouldn't admit to this but... by bandmassa · · Score: 1

    I AM FORUM WHORE!

    --
    "I hope you like Guinness, Sir. I find it a refreshing substitute for, er... food." Col. Jack O'Neil, SG-1
  147. Re: Sweet Deals by RMH101 · · Score: 1
    "If you're stuck in a rut of surfing, then you need to step back a minute and declare to yourself that the large swath of time is there, and do something really neat with it."

    I would, but my attention span's been fried from years of slacking off on the internet.

    Seriously, the OP's right: I'd rather be busy than bored. Sure, bugger-all workload sounds great, but it's really not much better than too-much workload. The boredom/guilt's a killer.

  148. No, you don't get it by RMH101 · · Score: 1

    GTD is one of many ways of procrastinating the day away. You're not meant to actually *benefit* from it, it's just something you can adopt as a mini project to play with to while away the day until you get bored.

  149. Re:get to work! by WAN+Rover · · Score: 1

    Man you need a break! I find that the guys that work four hours after work and then on the weekends accomplish LESS than me. I go home when I'm done for the day, not the project or whatever, and I take breaks as I need them not on a schedule. Learn some personal time management skills. Learn to take deep breaths. Learn that people work harder for rewards and respect than yelling.

  150. Pursue or develop new projects by bobp0303 · · Score: 1

    Currently researching an Arduino-based 'cruise control' for my manual transmission car using a stepper motor instead of the usual vacuum system. -- gives me something different to think about when I'm not writing document manipulation code.