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  1. Re:Are these folks idolators? on Surge In Online Orders Overwhelms UPS Christmas Deliveries · · Score: 1

    Right. Because name-calling will resolve the question about whether or not there's a God.

  2. It's not actually a problem. on NSA Drowns In Useless Data, Impeding Work, Former Employee Claims · · Score: 5, Funny

    Because it's only simulated drowning.

  3. Re:Are these folks idolators? on Surge In Online Orders Overwhelms UPS Christmas Deliveries · · Score: 1

    Would do +1 insightful if I hadn't already posted a comment.

  4. Understandable, but... on Surge In Online Orders Overwhelms UPS Christmas Deliveries · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I can understand that UPS / Fedex failed to predict their full load. It's too bad, but part of life.

    What really surprises me is that they didn't have a system in place that (a) detected when they were at risk of having too many order to keep their QoS commitments, and (b) warning prospective customers that they might not get a prospective order delivered by Christmas.

  5. Re:"next generation" my ass! on Hawaii Desktop Stable Released, Powered By Qt 5.2 & Wayland · · Score: 2, Funny

    The problem is what QT isn't web scale!

  6. Re: IQ on Is Computer Science Education Racist and Sexist? · · Score: 1

    As a manager in IT, I used to go out of my way to hire attractive women in CS, but they are just super rare. They hardly exist, and the smart ones are very expensive.

    Perhaps because they make kick-ass salepeople. An attractive woman completely jams a male's ability to negotiate properly.

  7. Re:in no way is CS sexist or racist. on Is Computer Science Education Racist and Sexist? · · Score: 3, Funny

    Show me one example where coding is sexist or racist. When I say an example, show me syntax, I program in C, C++, PHP, ASM, PERL, PYHTON, BASH, SH, a variety of web languages and other desktop languages. I have yet to see syntax which is racist or sexist.

    Just a few off the top of my head...

    • The most popular languages tell the computer what to do, rather than start a discussion.
    • In parallel programming, you just launch a bunch of threads, and expect them to somehow get the program's work done while your main code goes off and does something else. Seriously... threads? What is this, an 18th century homestead with the woman up all night sewing???
    • Pointers. With all due respect to Freud, do we really believe a pointer is just a pointer?
    • If you can't see what's wrong with treating models as objects, I just can't help you.
  8. Re:My other thoughts on Is Computer Science Education Racist and Sexist? · · Score: 1

    Wha...?

  9. Re:Legality vs Enforceability on DoD Public Domain Archive To Be Privatized, Locked Up For 10 Years · · Score: 0

    If our government commits an illegal act, who is able to enforce it?

    Dunno. Coastguard?

    But who guards the Coastguard?

    Pirates!

  10. Re:Remember when this was no big deal? on Harvard Bomb Hoax Perpetrator Caught Despite Tor Use · · Score: 1

    To be fair, starting 12 years ago, two cities in the northeast of the U.S. have had some pretty heinous mass-destructions.

  11. Re:so how will they earn a living on Chimpanzee "Personhood" Lawsuits Fail In New York Courts · · Score: 1

    Ooh, good call!

  12. Re:so how will they earn a living on Chimpanzee "Personhood" Lawsuits Fail In New York Courts · · Score: 4, Funny

    A good case could be made for electing them to Congress.

  13. Re:so how will they earn a living on Chimpanzee "Personhood" Lawsuits Fail In New York Courts · · Score: 1

    I don't have any point to make with what I'm about to say (seriously). But your point strangely reminds me of the debate about sending former American slaves back to the countries from which they or their ancestors were first taken.

  14. Re:so how will they earn a living on Chimpanzee "Personhood" Lawsuits Fail In New York Courts · · Score: 5, Funny

    I assume the chimps will be immediately subject to prosecution for bestiality, paedophilia (they apparently start giving birth around 13-14 years), and failure to file tax returns.

    Or if they're found to be incompetent to function in human society, they could become wards of the state, I suppose. Of course, then they'd need lots of prescription meds to control their behavior. Which, fortunately, have all been animal-tested.

  15. Re:Templates on KDE Releases KDevelop 4.6 · · Score: 1

    I just assumed that anyone writing Java code would use Eclipse as their first choice. (But I'm not an expert Java coder.) Is there some reason to want to use KDevelop rather than Eclipse when coding Java?

  16. Re:Taught by whom? on Chicago Public Schools Promoting Computer Science to Core Subject · · Score: 1

    I could be wrong, but I suspect that even if you had the means to teach for free, you'd find most public school systems to be so depressing you'd quite within two years.

    It seems that because of (a) students who don't want to be there, (b) students whose parents require nothing of them, and (c) the ravages of No Child Left Behind, very little actual teaching gets done in public schools.

  17. Re:Can We Compete Against Them? on Physicist Peter Higgs: No University Would Employ Me Today · · Score: 2

    Brown University used to not issue grades to students. I sometimes wonder if starting to issue grades was a mistake. Yes, it's motivational, but it can also distract from serious thought and reflection.

  18. Re: Well, no shit on Why Engineers Must Consider the Ethical Implications of Their Work · · Score: 1

    Very well written. Thanks.

  19. Based on my experience on How Much Is Oracle To Blame For Healthcare IT Woes? · · Score: 3, Funny

    Having only recently started to use Oracle, and based on those experiences, I'm pretty sure that 90% of all cancer cases in the U.S. can be blamed on Oracle.

  20. Re:And? on Female Software Engineers May Be Even Scarcer Than We Thought · · Score: 1

    Who gives a shit?

    Most Democrats?

  21. "unlikely" on Washington Post: Assange 'Unlikely To Be Prosecuted In US' · · Score: 1

    In a land of a million laws, we're all criminals. The most any of us can hope for is that prosecution is "unlikely".

  22. Wagging the dog. on Only 25% of Yahoo Staff "Eat Their Own Dog Food" · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Another reasonable approach from might be to task, "How does our service need to change, in order for our own employees to want to use it?"

  23. Re:What does this do? on Code.org: More Money For CS Instructors Who Teach More Girls · · Score: 3, Informative

    testosterone induced opinions.

    Real classy. Sexism and a genetic fallacy in a single three-word phrase. Bravo.

  24. Re:What does this do? on Code.org: More Money For CS Instructors Who Teach More Girls · · Score: 1

    You're begging the question, I believe.

  25. Re:Teaching programmer? on Code.org: More Money For CS Instructors Who Teach More Girls · · Score: 2

    Because 151/2 is 75.5. Sheesh, let the dude retire already.