Only 25% of Yahoo Staff "Eat Their Own Dog Food"
nk497 writes "Only 25% of Yahoo staff have obeyed the company's request to 'eat their own dog food' and switch to Yahoo Mail, a colorful internal memo has revealed. The leaked email, acquired by All Things Digital, implores staff to move over to the corporate version of Yahoo's webmail system, gently lambasting staff who refuse to part with Microsoft Outlook. The message goes on to take a swipe at what appears to be Yahoo employees' preferred mail client, Microsoft Outlook, describing it as 'anachronism of the now defunct 90s PC era, a pre-web program written at a time when NT Server terrorized the data center landscape with the confidence of a T-Rex born to yuppie dinosaur parents who fully bought into the illusion of their son's utter uniqueness because the big-mouthed, tiny-armed monster infant could mimic the gestures of The Itsy-Bitsy Pterodactyl.'"
Another reasonable approach from might be to task, "How does our service need to change, in order for our own employees to want to use it?"
Aren't the best solution to everything.
I think most of Yahoo's problems stem from the fact that the hire programmers that use Outlook?
when NT Server terrorized the data center landscape with the confidence of a T-Rex born to yuppie dinosaur parents who fully bought into the illusion of their son's utter uniqueness because the big-mouthed, tiny-armed monster infant could mimic the gestures of The Itsy-Bitsy Pterodactyl.
I think that dogfood's gone bad and grown some mushrooms. Also, how does a T-Rex imitate a Pterodactyl... flapping its little arms vainly?
Rawr.
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I'm pretty sure Dinosaur Train didn't come out in the 90's despite the graphics looking like it did.
Does Yahoo mail do calendaring and task management? Does it do it well? That's the killer app for businesses with Outlook.
The worst possible email client, except for all the rest.
If I have been able to see further than others, it is because I bought a pair of binoculars.
web mail for enterprise?
Maybe 75% of Yahoo's workforce want to work for another company.
Anyway, I understand why they should mandate using their own mail application and search engine. They'll discover quickly if those products hurt and they have an incentive to make them better.
Next analogy down the pike: Marissa in the corner, licking her own balls.
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I don't think I understood the latter half of the summary, can someone translate that to a car analogy?
I'm sure the employee's reaction was the same as everyone else's: Yahoo still has email?
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I used to love Yahoo, but they recently ruined it by removing the ability to have more than one message open at a time in separate tabs (there are no more tabs). They also now automatically thread all the emails with the same subject line, making it very difficult to know if you are replying with a lot of extra junk you don't want or not. You also cannot do something as simple as copying text or an address from one message to another (again, lack of tabs). I don't like their dog food anymore either.
So does Yahoo just want to snoop on all their employees ? By making them use their own email client they could do exactly that.
verbal diarrhea. Is the submitter sick from eating dog food?
What is the point of this? When I log in to yahoo email it takes forever to search because the bing search takes forever to load. If you type too quickly, you just see your whole inbox. So they criticize their employees to leave outlook and use Yahoo mail?
Not that outlook search is any better (can't find parts of a word), but this whole dogfood is serious. Maybe they should stop using Windows at work or using Office while their at it.
"Microsoft Outlook, describing it as 'anachronism of the now defunct 90s PC era, a pre-web program written at a time when NT Server terrorized the data center landscape with the confidence of a T-Rex born to yuppie dinosaur parents who fully bought into the illusion of their son's utter uniqueness because the big-mouthed, tiny-armed monster infant could mimic the gestures of The Itsy-Bitsy Pterodactyl."
Individually the words make sense, but put them together and you can clearly see why Yahoo is where it is.
Yahoo doesn't do search. They dumped the search engine years ago. Yahoo resells Bing, with Yahoo branding and ads.
Exchange has a lot of legacy plug-in type BS in the corporate space and is firmly entrenched as a result. Microsoft are very smart to this end: they've let Outlook Web Access remain a travesty of usability - it is horrible because they want to keep people on Outlook and therefore using Office (and mostly Windows).
If some, enterprising individual were to come along and build a real webmail front-end for Exchange, then you will usurp the next transition away from Microsoft.
I'll be your first customer.
... why do I suspect it'll be the managers who are the last to be dragged, kicking and screaming, from Outlook?
I use Yahoo mail and Outlook. Outlook definitely has its place, especially in a business. Tell me though, because I haven't looked: can Yahoo's calendar let you see everyone else's free time when inviting people to a meeting? As easily as Outlook does?
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Email is just fucking email, all we want is to get messages from other people and respond. But since the powers that be have had their focus on setting things up to be so different, it's a pain in the ass to move things over. As if it's like that by design, hmm go figure.
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Isn't Yahoo also an anachronism of the 90s?
Funny thing is even management promotes using Google search at Yahoo! LoL
Clearly Marissa Mayer needs to study /b/ memes some more.
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I don't know if YaHoo mail, Hotmail or Gmail is any good, I use Forte Agent http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forté_Agent must copy and paste the é throws a loop.
and POP 3 my e-mail, everything to Gmail then to me. I use version Agent 1.93 (very old, very good).
I get no HTML mail, it's all in text unless I want to view it, I send no web beacons when
I read my mail. I send no it's been read replies.
It's the safest most secure e-mail system I've come across and been using it since Win 3.1.
None of my Email stays on a web service, and I have every email I've sent and received (for some reason).
Just saying YaHoo Pop 3 your email, you take the kool aide, yet they don't know of the outcome.
You use the YaHoo service but at your convince and in a secure fashion.
(Now I just hope Yahoo POP3's their Email, I got a Yahoo account when they were "Google" (before) but :} )
never use it
sheeze, how hard is it to realize your product does not do what people need and start a redesign project to go out and fix it?
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domain specific software architecture or something
> The message goes on to take a swipe at what appears to be Yahoo employees' preferred mail client, Microsoft Outlook, describing it as 'anachronism of the now defunct 90s PC era, a pre-web program written at a time when NT Server terrorized the data center landscape with the confidence of a T-Rex born to yuppie dinosaur parents who fully bought into the illusion of their son's utter uniqueness because the big-mouthed, tiny-armed monster infant could mimic the gestures of The Itsy-Bitsy Pterodactyl.'
Um, ok... and they're right, if a little too colorful, and it doesn't even mention Office 365, which has all the disadvantages of Outlook plus most the disadvantages of internet-based email (see below).
One can legitimately rag on Outlook, but that doesn't necessarily mean that Yahoo Mail is an adequate replacement. It lags, both in response and in sending/receiving. It requires the internet. It's not well integrated. The phone app is annoying. I've read recently that you now have to have a Plus (paying) account in order to use pop3. Web mail in general is too "mousy". It takes way too long to burn through a bunch of emails and do various disparate things to them. Web mail is cute and colorful, and moderately easy to learn, but it's not efficient. My mom uses Yahoo Mail. So does my wife. It's a good email tool for non-technical people who don't do a lot of email.
Let me repeat that, because I think this is the crux of the issue. Yahoo mail is a good email tool for non-technical people who don't do a lot of email.
My non-work email is from a service that includes pop3 support for 1/10 the yearly cost of an ad-free Yahoo Mail Plus account. I can access it via the generic Android email app or pop the messages to a "fat client" on my home machine, which can easily be operated entirely from the keyboard. A web interface is provided for emergencies, so I can still access email in a browser if I don't have access to my home machine or my phone. I maintain a Yahoo email account because my family uses Yahoo Messenger, but I rarely visit it because the web interface is slow and clumsy.
So yeah, I can see Yahoo employees being stuck between a rock and a hard place -- Outlook and Yahoo Mail, neither of which are optimal. At least with Outlook, they can still read their currently spooled messages if they lose connection to the outside world. Not to mention, carpel tunnel in the mouse hand from trying to do real work in a webmail interface.
Conversely, if the company absolutely, draconically required Yahoo Mail only, and did not allow any other mail tool to be used on pain of dismissal, this may lead to the tool becoming much improved. In a year or three, it might even be adequate for the Enterprise. If Yahoo didn't go under first. Email is kinda important to the business...
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No one takes you seriously if you have a Yahoo email, even if you work for Yahoo.
The Yahoo staff need Eudora to get things done.
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I question whether any pet food manufacturers actually follow that philosophy.
I had been a faithful Yahoo up until about six months ago. MyYahoo was great, and I liked the classic version of Yahoo Mail. Then Marissa Mayer came along and wrecked everything, adding bling and fancy colors while stripping away everything I liked about Yahoo, including the fact that I had it set up to look the same for about the past 10 years. I guess some people think it was time to spruce up the place. Not me. It's Mayer's Mayhem now.
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what's the best way to motivate the yahoo mail team to improve their product? get a whole company of your peers to be irritated with the quality of your work and to offer constructive feedback.
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Its because they are paid as well as Wallmart employees and can't afford real food, right?
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I liked the old version where I could see every reply I got in its own thread. This new version forces all replies into a single thread, so if you get more than one reply, you might not see the new ones. I'm a fan of yahoo mail. I liked the last version best. Too bad you can't go back to it. Yahoo has been doing a lot of pointless upgrades on things that already work and don't need new functionality. They pissed off their fantasy sports people that way too. I think corporations know they can upgrade and regress software at the same time so they can get you to pay more for something you already had. I'm not saying yahoo is guilty of this. Otherwise it wouldn't be a forced upgrade, and you'd have your choice of mail clients.
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"YOU MUST USE OUR EMAIL SYSTEM! We promise we wont read your email. You trust us, right?"
two rules
1) never trust an employer unless you trust everyone in the entire company, including HR.
2) never trust HR.
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The new Yahoo email is now able to serve ads to me, despite my 733KB hosts file, that change whenever I navigate anywhere in the interface. "Mission accomplished, ship it!"
I come here for the love
I am a longtime Yahoo email user (10+ yrs). The most recent changes suck. I am migrating to GMail. Enjoy your dogfood.
In other words it does exactly what outlook does, except poorly in a slow ass web2.0 single tasking interface, add onto the fact that yahoo is a spam whore and I dont want my company email interface having the front end blasting me with a full screen ad for "burning love" whats the sell here folks?
I see many many people in this thread make the claim that there are better solutions out there, and yet everyone of them negelects to actually name them.
So put your money where your mouth is. Name some of these better products or just shut the hell up.
The take away message is that Yahoo itself admits that at least 25% of their employees eat dog food.
I can't believe that's by choice. Even the most of the furries I know don't do that just for fun. (Well, maybe the occasional Milkbone with Gnutella)
Is their pay really that poor?
what's the best way to motivate the yahoo mail team to improve their product? get a whole company of your peers to be irritated with the quality of your work and to offer constructive feedback.
Nope. The best way to motivate the yahoo mail team is to require that one team's management chain, all the way to the CEO, to use no other mail client or mail service and cannot use non-public code versions ... and give everybody else leave to use any email client or service they wish.
When your boss, your bosses' boss and so on up the ladder have your product in their face 500 times a day then every issue about your product tends to get both attention and the resources needed to overcome the usual corporate obstacles. But that kind of thinking is one of the differences between Leadership and Management.
Also, how does a T-Rex imitate a Pterodactyl... flapping its little arms vainly?
Rawr.
Clearly you are unfamiliar with Dinosaur Train and Buddy the T-Rex who was hatched into a family of Pteranodons. http://www.pbs.org/parents/dinosaurtrain/about/meet-the-characters/
Am I the only one who finds it hilarious to hear yahoo speak of another company as producing an irrelevant product borne of the 90s? Yahoo is the only "portal" left... a uniquely 90s web concept.
So that top management can't spy on them?
Couldn't get users even if you paid them.
Actually, usually. Most dogs hate their own dog poo.
But they do love cat poo. Which in fact is probably a more apt analogy, anyway, because the new Yahoo Mail interface looks like they ate HotMail, had horrible indigestion, and then crapped out something vaguely resembling it.
There fixed that for you.
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You don't always have internet access. Wifi doesn't work, people's authentication systems don't work. Sometimes you want to draft replies to people's letters on an airplane and send them when you land. In short, there are lots of reasons why you can't get to The Cloud to see your mail.
Mail is lightweight. Why *shouldn't* I store my mail locally, so I can get at it no matter what? What benefit do I get from using a webmail interface over an IMAP client?
Yes, I know that things like gmail offer imap access, and that's what I use. I completely understand why companies like Google are pushing "everything is inside the browser" -- it locks people in. But what I don't understand is why people are willing to go along with it.
That's the wrong four letter word.
So I open up a bunch of FB notifications and they all appear in tabs. Once the horizontal of the tabs is filled, an arrow down tab appears, letting you access extra tabs, right? Wrong. It lists ALL the tabs, nd you have to scroll down to the end to find the most recent ones...
Now, over the years my eyes are not as good as they were, so I have to CTRL-+ a few times to be able to read stuff easily. So, the entire interface scales up and the stupid tabs and wasted space crowd out the text, leaving me with one or two lines of text to type into. Heck - I have the same mag here in slashdot, and I can see most of my post so far.
And then some times when I open Yahoo it barks at me that my screen res is too low (which is bullshit - it's 1920 x 1280 as usual).
And while I detest Google's threaded system, at least when you start typing someone's name in the search bar, it automagically finds the person you're looking for.
Yahoo would be better stripping down the UI - reduce the glitz and colours, ditch the tabbed UI, and just make something that WORKS.
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I was actually thinking of saying "Hotmail" in my post, but I decided Gmail was in fact more accurate. It's so obvious from the design that Marissa Meyer basically said (like she probably does for all Yahoo decisions) "well, at *Google* we did THIS..." Unfortunately, the leftovers at Yahoo aren't even competent enough to properly copy Gmail...
“Windows 95 called and they want their mail app back.” Hilarious. 1995 called, they want their search engine back! Where's Jerry when you need him?
Yahoo's webmail is so bad, I finally got so frustrated with it I quit entirely.
And mind you: I've never used Yahoo webmail to actually receive e-mail. It was entirely unsuitable as nothing but a dummy e-mail account to receive automated task notifications at while testing software. I hate to think how it is if someone tries to use it for their actual e-mail.
Outlook, on the other hand, isn't actually that bad in my opinion. I (gasp) own a legitimate copy of it which I use with a my small business accounts.
Actually there are quite a few of them left, AOL and practically every remaining ISP runs one.
Usually only the less technically literate ever see them, of course. But they exist, and make a profit by selling ads and putting as little as possible into maintaining them.
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"NT Server terrorized the data center landscape with the confidence of a T-Rex born to yuppie dinosaur parents who fully bought into the illusion of their son's utter uniqueness because the big-mouthed, tiny-armed monster infant could mimic the gestures of The Itsy-Bitsy Pterodactyl"
If I was a Yahoo employee and read this memo, I would assume it would mean the company was desperate enough to hire Beck as HR director.
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And while I detest Google's threaded system,
You know that you can turn of the threading in your GMail settings?
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I had a short spell working at Y! in late 2007 and in front of a packed staff audience in a Leicester Square cinema in London (the only place big enough to contain everyone working there) I managed to make a point about this after the new head of the office in London was appointed. I said something along the lines of "I recently joined and noticed there's a large number of staff using Outlook Email and Calendar at work. In Microsoft they say 'we eat our own dogfood' because they use their own software. If we can't be bothered enough to trust in our own software, how can we expect our customers to?" to which I received a standing ovation from the crowd. Sad to see that 6 years later it appears that little has changed.
I still load all my gmail, yahoo, and other service accounts... into Outlook.
I just wish Outlook had a shared inbox feature like my iphone. But the genious feature of outlook is to schedule an email. Love it. Boss thinks I'm working at 2am. On a Saturday.
Exchange and Outlook is not E-mail, it's Groupware. For Yahoo to compete in this space, they would have to implement GroupDav (CardDav, CalDav WebDav etc.) for all E-mail accounts, and give instructions on how to use ThunderBird for all Yahoo clients.
Woot! Gotta love that.
Yahoo is positioned to do something radical. INDIVIDUALIZED services. Boutique interfaces for individuals and groups to use instead of generalist EMAIL clients. For instance a forum like interface for Classical Musicians, teachers and composers that has a web based music notation service that can spit back pdf at the clients.
There are many other fields that could use webspace mail, chat and customized content creation interfaces. THE PROBLEM is how do you pay the piper. WHEN MICROSHAFT, APPLE AND SONY are trying with the "ROCKSTAR" troll consortium to exercise a ridiculous patent on targeted advertising!
The future of the web is social space services through interfaces, this much is obvious the problem is corporations like SONY, APPLE AND MICROSOFT know this and are trying desperately to all gang up and murder the baby in the bathwater! Unfortunately for the web Yahoo cannot see the forest for the trees and by hooking itself up with BING has made a pact with the devil. NOW IF THIS POST GETS REMOVED SLASHDOT WILL LOOSE FACE IMO
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The "Previous message" arrow also sucks. If we disregard the fact that the previous-next-order is backwards IMO, it still simply does not work when newer messages have arrived since opening the latest one. If I open the lastly arrived message in the inbox, and another one arrives while I am reading it, the inbox link displays a new message, but clicking the "Previous" arrow displays the message "You have reached the first message in Inbox.", and I have to go back to Inbox and click the new message from there. What a piece of shit. Same thing with the threaded conversations, btw.
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Using a wildcar* searc* in *utlook seems to *ind parts of words nopro*. Y* must be *w here.
And while Outlook is very near worst of breed for email
I see this derision of Outlook pretty frequently. I understand that, after ~20 years of Outlook, that it may not do exactly what some people might desire or in their preferred way and that those people may have a growing sense of frustration about it. But, the fact is that the major of desktop users still prefer Outlook to anything else out there(for ~20 years!).
So, please do tell, what exactly is the best of breed if , as you say, Outlook is the"very near worst of breed"? It is my opinion, and the userbase seems to suggest that it is the majority opinion, that Outlook remains the best of breed email client, and personal information manager(PIM).
For the record, I'm a Linux user. I want something just like Outlook. The closest thing that I have found and I continue to use is Evolution. It's OK, but it pales in comparison to any version of Outlook since 1997.
The Yahoo weather app for tablets/phones is aesthetically gorgeous and efficiently laid out.
Ditto for the Flickr app and the Flickr makeover.
Not a fan-boy, but definitely want to give props to a few things I have been enjoying using lately.
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They are full of themselves, and full of resentment, apparently - Google and Microsoft are crushing them.
Oh, and Yahoo Mail is just horrible.
If your employees are using email programs that you don't want them to be using, then you're doing *IT* wrong.
Wipe all their desktop PCs. Reinstall OS. DO NOT GIVE THE USERS ADMIN RIGHTS!
No admin rights, they cannot install outlook. Problem solved.
Why do they even have a choice?
I roll my eyes when I hear folks say "eat your own dog food", its spouted as if its a good thing, when its just the opposite.
Communist Russia ate its own dog food.
You might say that the U.S. "eating" Japanese cars and Chinese electronics is a bad thing, but I don't... It forces one to compete.
There DO exist mail clients that -- while not perfect by any means -- are clearly, markedly better than either of these.
... and your going to list some and explain why they're better? Er - no you're not. Like 99% of the commenters here, you're simply saying that X and Y are garbage. What would have been more useful would have been to say "Z is better because...".
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Oh, I have, I have. That it is SOP on gmail is what grinds me (and several other details that piss me off about Google in general). I have a HUGE sunk cost in yahoo - years and years of email. Jumping over to gmail isn't an optimal option, although it is getting more attractive by the day...
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Well, that's what I have to say kudos to Google for: dataliberation.org
They have a team dedicated to avoid vendor lock in.
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Yahoo certainly are what you get when you are doing a number 2 :-)
and actually I think you rather have to be young enough to get the reference
if it is too hard you should get more fiber
And Zimbra is a real steamer.
this was the case with all of yahoo's "products", in my group we used what worked for us in the ways we needed them to work.. much to the chagrin of those who cheer-lead the hardest, this was nowhere better felt than their internal push to get all employees to use yahoo search instead of google.
eating one's own dog food is one thing, but to limit employee productivity when those employees have no direct influence in making the food better? all it did was waste cycles and goodwill by trying to force people who didnt want to use yahoo services to use them anyway, which wasn't (imho) so much about improving them as driving up the stats of per clicks for marketing and ad revenue (more than once i overheard talk along the lines of "if everyone at this location used yahoo search instead it would bump us up by 10k users daily!!!).
-former yahoo IT dood
Also, please tell me how I [as a webmail user] peruse my old e-mail when my internet connection goes down
By choosing a webmail provider that offers an offline mode that uses HTML 5 application cache and IndexedDB.
Would you want ANY possibility of having your manager reading your private email? Who cares if you're a hosting company, privacy is most important. Sounds like a no-brainer.
I've had Yahoo email for a very long time. I kept opting out of the "new improved" Yahoo email, up until earlier this year it was no longer an option to opt out. And the new improved Yahoo email is absolutely terrible. I have used it on different OSes and browsers and had troubles with all. It just doesn't work a lot of the time. The types of problems seem to vary over time, but I can't understand why I still use it. :\
"...anachronism of the now defunct 90s PC era, a pre-web program written at a time when NT Server terrorized the data center landscape with the confidence of a T-Rex born to yuppie dinosaur parents who fully bought into the illusion of their son's utter uniqueness because the big-mouthed, tiny-armed monster infant could mimic the gestures of The Itsy-Bitsy Pterodactyl."
Behold, the rantings of a crazy person.
Also, lol, someone at Yahoo thinks they're relevant. It's not cute anymore.
"anachronism of the now defunct 90s PC era" should be Yahoo's new slogan. Projecting much?
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