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  1. Re:Big deal on SCO Terminates Darl McBride · · Score: 1

    Well I suppose it depends on how you define natural causes...

    Lead poisoning?

  2. Re:Big deal on SCO Terminates Darl McBride · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Given Ms. Kriedel's conservative Mormon roots, one can understand why the family might be giving it out that she died of natural causes.

    I assume you're point is that suicide is considered an unforgivable sin in Mormonism?

    If so, and if they really believed it, I would expect them to be far more worried about their daughter's eternal fate, than what the community thought.

  3. Re:CANADA ROCKS!!!! Woooh on VASIMR Ion Engine Could Cut Mars Trip To 39 Days · · Score: 0

    Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!

    C'mon you Americans, it's not like you don't defend your national pride in space either! :-)

    Bad premise. Since the Bush administration, most of us don't have any national pride.

  4. Re:I'm dizzy. on VASIMR Ion Engine Could Cut Mars Trip To 39 Days · · Score: 2, Funny

    In three paragraphs we go from 89 days to 39 days.

    It's called acceleration. Duh...

  5. Safe? on Sonar Software Detects Laptop User Presence · · Score: 2, Funny

    Damn, now PETA is going to bitch about what happens when dolphins use these laptops.

  6. Re:The choice on Should I Publish Or Patent? · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Oh quit the moral bullshit, people need to eat too and rent isn't free.

    It's rarely the case that someone filing a patent is just trying to make the month's rent.

    If it was truly a case of the guy being homeless and/or starving if he didn't file the patent, I'd be more sympathetic.

    BTW, your view also has "moral bullshit" packed into it, just less explicitly. You're being an obnoxious hypocrite.

  7. The choice on Should I Publish Or Patent? · · Score: -1, Troll

    Your choice is whether to be selfish or decent. Are you going to stand on the shoulders of giants, but sue anyone who would stand on yours?

    How you proceed says a bit about who you are.

  8. Re:Send 'em a nastygram back. on Photoshop Disaster Draws DMCA Notice For Boing Boing · · Score: 1

    The real WTF is that they're making fun of people with macroencephaly!

    Hey! I'm a foetus, you insensitive clod!

    I do not want to see how you run your network/power cables...

  9. Re:Send 'em a nastygram back. on Photoshop Disaster Draws DMCA Notice For Boing Boing · · Score: 1

    I'm sure there's some medical/advertising standards authority that'd like to rip them a new orifice for popularising morbid anorexia in this way.

    Anorexia won't make your head bigger than your pelvis.

    The real WTF is that they're making fun of people with macroencephaly!

  10. Re:Ha ha on Microsoft Leaks Details of 128-bit Windows 8 · · Score: 1

    They haven't even got 64-bit mig. done

    Stupid Russians...

  11. Re:! hyperdrive on Hyperdrive Propulsion Could Be Tested At the LHC · · Score: 1

    I think most/all of us take the term "hyperdrive" to imply FTL speeds.

    Yeah. Actually, it makes me think we're going to form the Galaxy Rangers and take on the Queen of the Crown and her Slaver Lords.

    (Too obscure?)

    Sadly, no.

  12. For security on Microsoft Leaks Details of 128-bit Windows 8 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Quoth Balmer, "Let's see hackers find our security holes in this address space!"

  13. Re:So what happens when... on Hyperdrive Propulsion Could Be Tested At the LHC · · Score: 2, Funny

    There's a hyperdriven black hole careering all around Northern Europe? That's a hot mess waiting to happen.

    It's like that childrens' book, "If you give a black hold a continent..."

  14. ! hyperdrive on Hyperdrive Propulsion Could Be Tested At the LHC · · Score: 5, Informative

    I think most/all of us take the term "hyperdrive" to imply FTL speeds.

    This technology doesn't claim to achieve that.

  15. Skillz on Why the FBI Director Doesn't Bank Online · · Score: 1

    Why the FBI Director Doesn't Bank Online

    Based on their past problems replacing their IT systems, my guess is that it's because he can't find his computer's "on" switch.

  16. Re:Bad for Permanent Residents too on Did Chicago Lose Olympic Bid Due To US Passport Control? · · Score: 1

    The US has lost the title of land of the free unfortunately its citizens have not yet realized it.

    Many of us have. We're just impotent to do anything about it, and tired of our impotent rage, we try to tune it out and get on with life.

  17. Re:Border Control only? on Did Chicago Lose Olympic Bid Due To US Passport Control? · · Score: 0, Troll

    And the fact that South America never held the Olympics before.

    You're forgetting the Georgia olympics.

  18. Re:I'm sure it didn't help. on Did Chicago Lose Olympic Bid Due To US Passport Control? · · Score: 1

    If I didn't know better, I would have thought they'd been trained in military interrogation techniques.

    No, the person wasn't begging for his life after being waterboarded.

    These guys were not trained by our honorable military.

  19. Re:The Man Who Fell to Earth on GE Developing 1TB Hologram Disc Readable By a Modified Blu-ray Drive · · Score: 1

    (Movie was a moderately faithful adaptation, as such things go-- unlike some SF movies, where little is taken from the book other than the name, and--in the case of Bladerunner--not even that.)

    Yeah, it really grinds my gears the way that most movies and books differ in both content and title.

    But maybe we're just purists.

  20. Re:Anti-trust? on NVidia Cripples PhysX "Open" API · · Score: 1

    Good point.

  21. Re:Anti-trust? on NVidia Cripples PhysX "Open" API · · Score: 1

    Why is this not anti-trust? ...

    Because nVidia doesn't have a monopoly in the video card market.

  22. Truth on NVidia Cripples PhysX "Open" API · · Score: 4, Funny

    'For a variety of reasons some development expense, some quality assurance and some business reasons Nvidia will not support GPU accelerated PhysX with Nvidia GPUs while GPU rendering is happening on non-Nvidia GPUs.'

    At least he was 33.3% truthful.

  23. Mostly upside potential for us? on Company Uses DMCA To Take Down Second-Hand Software · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It seems to me that for a number of years we've been living as though Autodesk's position is the legal one.

    So is it maybe the case that if Autodesk prevails, we pretty much keep the status quo, but if Autodesk loses, we have some of our freedoms reaffirmed by the courts?

    It sounds like we should be glad this is going to trial.

  24. Re:Dramatization on Federal Summit Eyes Crackdown On Texting While Driving · · Score: 1

    Worth watching, if for no other reason than the quality of production.

    George Lucas tricked me with that line, and I still have nightmares...

    I'm not sure what I saw that night. It was so dark.

  25. Dramatization on Federal Summit Eyes Crackdown On Texting While Driving · · Score: 3, Informative

    Here's an anti-texting-and-driving PSA video I came across.

    It's a dramatization, but I found it to be uncommonly disturbing. Worth watching, if for no other reason than the quality of production.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8I54mlK0kVw