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  1. Re:Security through obscurity on Does Your Company Use a PKI Solution? · · Score: 1

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  2. Re:A reaction to Apple's no "Intel Inside" sticker on Analysts Predict Dell to Use AMD · · Score: 1

    Really? We could be close to seeing/hearing the end of that horrible "Doe Dwink Doe Doe" noise at the end of every computer commercial? Yay!!

  3. H5N1 on Australian IT Workers Concerned About Migrants · · Score: 1

    In case you are wondering about the obscure 'H5N1' reference, it is the name assigned to the virus being used to perpetuate the 'bird flu' scam.

  4. Just excellent on Two Open Document Standards Better Than One? · · Score: 1, Funny

    Ah yes, the 'Tower of Babel' defense - Completely screw up the ability to communicate clearly by introducing another competing way.

    Also known as "StirStick of Muddy Water +5"

    So much for historians trying to figure out the years 2006 to 2012... How very non-altruistic of Microsoft. How very against the basic tenets of Information Systems.

  5. Re:Oh no! on The Unspoken Taboo - The Never Expiring Password · · Score: 1

    Fucking slashdot, ate my greater than and less than symbols thinking they were html tags. Lets try again:

      Nah, just not a dumb teenager. I guess in the eyes of a dumb teenager that would mean very young (less than 13) or very old (greater than 19)

  6. Re:Oh no! on The Unspoken Taboo - The Never Expiring Password · · Score: 1

    Nah, just not a dumb teenager. I guess in the eyes of a dumb teenager that would mean very young (19).

  7. Re:Are you sure that the GDP on Microsoft to Invest $1.7 billion in India · · Score: 2, Funny

    What about that older way, GDP (SL/IP)?

  8. Beer/Coffee Ratio? on Caffeine Prevents Liver Disease · · Score: 2, Funny

    How many cups of coffee do I need per beer to prevent scirosis?

  9. Re:You do realize... on Device Stops Speeders From Inside Car · · Score: 1

    Yah dude, but there's like this extreme ramp at the bottom of the slippery slope where you can catch some MAJOR hang time! Woohoo!

  10. Re:What? on John Seigenthaler Sr. Criticises Wikipedia · · Score: 1

    Wikipedia is pretty much self-healing, based on how much people really give a shit about the entry.

    If I edited the entry for Albert Einstein to say "Albert Einstein was a large orange chicken in the 3rd century that received many awards for playing the violin", it would get replaced with a real version very quickly, as everyone knows that statement was bullshit.

    On the other hand, if I put an entry in that said "Klom Dark was a large orange chicken in the 3rd century that received many awards for playing the violin" it'd probably stay like that forever.

  11. Woodpecker jokes? on Inside Visual Studio 2005 Team System · · Score: 1

    What are these 'woodpecker jokes' the article talks about? Can't say I've heard of one and googled and found nothing but stuff about housing development and woodpecker habitat stuff.

    Clue me please!

  12. Re:Some people already do this! on Army Develops New Chewing Gum · · Score: 1

    Why do people hate my background so much? I put a lot of work into it and think it's pretty cool.

  13. Re:Not far off. on Outsourcing to Rural America · · Score: 1

    Um, how the fuck does Indiana get off saying they are part of the midWEST? Maybe the midEAST, but certainly not the Midwest. Look at a map sometime...

    And, before you fry me, I grew up in Indiana (Fort Wayne), but have lived in Nebraska (Which is dead-center in the middle of the US (The 1733 Ranch just outside Kearney, Nebraska got it's name because it is 1733 miles to both Boston and San Francisco) and even Nebraska plays the stupid 'Where the West Begins' game, which is barely true.) so looking back at my home in Indiana, nearly a thousand miles East as being anywhere even close to 'west' is just amusing.

    But on the other hand, Nebraska calls itself the 'flat lands', when in fact there are a lot more hills to go sledding on than there was in Indiana. (At least the Northern half of Indiana, or should we call Fort Wayne in the MidSOUTH of the state? [Look at a map, it's about as far South as Indiana is in the West] :) )

    It's all bullshit, just print the first one...

  14. Re:Some people already do this! on Army Develops New Chewing Gum · · Score: 2, Funny

    Does the New World Order really care about your teeth?
    http://klomdark.servebeer.com:8081/MessageBase2/Re adMessage.aspx?MsgNum=617

    Floride makes you complacent and submissive.

  15. Re:Obvious Answer on Google Searches Used in Murder Trial? · · Score: 1

    Spleebot plamber.

    Well first, they got it from the browser cache, not subpeonaing Google, but that's still not any ethically better than if we had some theoretical device to extract your thoughts and memories. A computer is a tool for the mind, what's the difference, they are still stealing anothers dreams whether stored in mud or silicon.

    Ya think this is still a free society?

    "This is your final warning, a war on freewill is coming" - Bittersweet Feast - Nevermore

  16. Re:Rubbish! on Does Visual Studio Rot the Brain? · · Score: 1

    Yes, but does the actual 'evolution' take place before conception? The mutation of the gametes definitely does, but...

    It might be one of those annoying "Does a tree falling in a forest make a noise if there's nobody around the hear it?" type questions which puts us into some recursive loop about some theoretical differences between sound and vibration. (Or mutation and evolution in this case)

  17. Re:Rubbish! on Does Visual Studio Rot the Brain? · · Score: 1

    Oops, yep, you're right. I was thinking along the lines of someone 'evolving themselves'.

    I think that a better way to explain what I had in mind that "evolution can only be passed on to offspring, never to the parent". Evolution in the parent is typically referred to as cancer. :(

  18. Re:Sure, so long as you are willing to pay for it on Price of Power in a Data Center · · Score: 1

    Start a ballot initiative to buy you LCD monitors? Hell no. Until we have LCD monitors in 75% of the households of the ACTUAL public there's no way in hell you government fuckers should have them.

    Why is it the government people think they deserve better than the real people they supposedly 'serve'? Like all those congress people making six digit incomes that get 100% health insurance coverage and paychecks FOR LIFE, when most of the people scratch by on four or five digits, and even their children do not have health coverage? This country has got a large 300 pound gold brick tied to its head, can't even move anymore, just crawling in the dust, gasping for air. Just like the Greek Empire, just like the Roman Empire. The wave has crested due to all the people who are only in it for the money and not in it to make a better world for everyone.

  19. Re:Rubbish! on Does Visual Studio Rot the Brain? · · Score: 1

    Evolution only takes place at the moment of conception.

  20. Stoner on Microsoft to Storm Linux Strongholds · · Score: 1

    Steve Ballmer=Pot Smoker

  21. Re:Nintendo and McDonalds partnered before on Nintendo & McDonalds Providing WiFi · · Score: 1

    The one in Omaha Nebraska, right across from the baseball stadium (Where the college world series is) still has them.

  22. Re:Fyodor on Interview with NMAP Creator Fyodor · · Score: 0

    I woke up from a short NMAP and smelled this horrible Fyodor. Wow man, did someone bust open a stink bomb on the network?

    * Looking back from the future, it will be seen that this post is the one that will inspire someone else to create a revolutionary new toolset called NOSTRILS that will revolutionize everything. Really, just wait and see. *

  23. Practice? on Peter Jackson to Executive Produce Halo Movie · · Score: 1

    Isn't it a bit angrifying(tm) that we're going to get a Halo movie before we get a Ringworld movie, as Halo is nothing but a small-scale ripoff of Ringworld?

    Maybe it's a practice run for the production studio. Rendering Ringworld requires numbers of an order of magnitude that even 64 bit computers choke on. We might have to wait for the 128-bit revolution before it can be accomplished.

  24. Re:Boots not shoes. on Hurricane Relief - What Would You Bring? · · Score: 1

    Yes, but here in Nebraska, instead of hurricanes, we get tornadoes!!!

    Although everyone outside of the Grand Island area is snickering, cause although the media makes it look like the whole state had to be rebuilt after one of these things, they really do an insignificant amount of damage compared to a hurricane. Although what they do hit is nasty, it's a small area in comparison.

    Have lived here for 25 years, and only seen two of the things, and they were out in the country and didn't do anything but tear up some trees and corn.

    When people from California come to Nebraska, they are always really worried about tornadoes.
    On the other hand, when people from Nebraska go to California, they are always really worried about earthquakes.

    Anyway, enough rambling...

  25. Re:Why has no one mentioned... on Technology In Katrina's Wake · · Score: 1

    You stupid fuck. Pull your head out of your comfortable middle class ass and realize that most of the people who did not leave were unable to leave.

    To poor, too old, no transportation, no way out.

    Oh wait, I read the rest of your comment now. You understand. Just threw me with your first sentence. I'm really pissed about the way the government is failing us. Wait till we start getting sick from the epidemic that's almost definitely going to start there in the next day or two. All that bacteria has been festering in the warm brown water there all week. All the bacteria from human feces has had well over 72 hours (The amount of incubation time needed for a few nasty bacteria to reproduce into an uncontrollable amount) to reproduce in perfect (for bacteria - warm, wet, and nutrition). People trudging through the filth down there are getting heavily infected right now, another 24 to 72 hours and they are going to be getting extremely sick, then with the evacuation, it's going to get spread all over the country. That's the big story they are hiding from us. I dread it.