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  1. Re:Sensationalism... on Senator Orrin Hatch a Pirate? · · Score: 1

    well, If my hardware ever did get destroyed, and consequently my data was destroyed, then I would legally act under the fact that they destroyed MY copyrighted material.

  2. Re:Hilary Rosen anagram = HORNY SAILER on RIAA CEO Hilary Rosen to Become CNBC Commentator · · Score: 1

    too bad it should be sailor. Course, then the anagram wouldn't work. but hey, the joke is still hilarious ;)

  3. Re:Obligitory... on Using Sling Shot Power to Hurl Into Orbit · · Score: 1

    cool! now i can change my name to Boris....

  4. Re:the bad boys of science. on Using Sling Shot Power to Hurl Into Orbit · · Score: 1

    i second that, but any reference to the simpsons is given +funny automagically

  5. mod bomb me on Using Sling Shot Power to Hurl Into Orbit · · Score: -1, Redundant

    FP attempt for me!!!

  6. hmmmm.... on Honda Crash Detection System · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    I think the system is inherently flawed. I do not want my vehicle applying the brakes everytime I'm 300 ft behind someone. And how can it tell the difference between a car and other objects? And the belt tightening and the buzzer going off? Fucking annoying. Fortunately, the technology has no plans for the US.

  7. Re:Dupe, perhaps? on Europe, Free Speech, And The Internet · · Score: 1

    not only is this a dupe, but it is poorly worded. the original summary does a much better job of explaining it

    "Today, the Council of Europe (an influential quasi-governmental body that drafts conventions and treaties) is to finalize a proposal that would force all Internet news organizations, moderated mailing lists and even web logs (blogs) to allow a right of response to any person or organization they criticize. This would mean that you would be required to post the responses as well as authenticate their origin and make the responses available for some period of time. This will likely have a chilling effect on Internet communication (at least in Europe)."

  8. Re:Is there some kind of Slashdot Book of Laws? on Handspring Shows Treo 600 Smartphone at CeBIT · · Score: 1

    lol, even funnier is when you realize that the original poster had posted an obligatory "Who needs X? I just want Y" to which you responded with the obligatory "Someone always sez this." You were then responded with yet another obligatory remar, "You're new here aren't ya?" There is one of those ine very story. Anyway, it's not redundant because it's new to this story, even though it might be beaten into the ground by now from previous stories. Furtermore, modderators RARELY make sense. Right now, I'm working on my /. mod and karma theory, trying to find the perfect post method for instant karma

  9. Re:What I want: on Handspring Shows Treo 600 Smartphone at CeBIT · · Score: 4, Insightful

    wow, i've had one of those for like 3 years now. it's small, it's simple, it gets good reception. When you go to your provider, they have your standard vanilla mobile phones. This is a story about a crazy ass gadget that you are supposed to drool over and be amazed by all the functions. No one is forcing you to buy a smartphone, so get yourself a normal phone, and for a lot less.

  10. Re:Palm? on Handspring Shows Treo 600 Smartphone at CeBIT · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Handspring unveiled its final product before being acquired by Palm"

    Wow, a new record on /.! Not only did you not read the articles, but you didn't even read the first line. You are like the god of Lazy! I bow before you.

  11. and i... on Handspring Shows Treo 600 Smartphone at CeBIT · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    say those buttons are way the fuck too small

  12. Re:That's great! on Using Closed Standards To Pay For Open Ones · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    ehhh, that's why you have two nuts

  13. Re:How many.... on Working with ADHD? · · Score: 1

    Only one, but it took several light bulbs and several months to get it done because the ADDer.....

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    Paid for the lightbulb then left it in the shop on the counter.
    *

    Dropped another light bulb out of a hole in his/her shopping
    bag didn't notice and ran over it with a truck.
    *

    Bought the wrong sort of lightbulb because s/he couldn't be bothered
    checking which sort of light bulb was needed cause that's boring.
    *

    Left the light bulb under a pile of clothes for several
    weeks before s/he got around to trying to put it up.
    *

    Couldn't remember who s/he gave the ladder
    too so decided they had to go buy another.
    *

    Took the old light bulb down put it on the floor next to the
    new light bulb got distracted by an idea in his/her head.
    *

    Ran to get notebook to write idea down idea forgot about light bulb for
    an hour as other thoughts came to mind, remembered lightbulb couldn't
    figure out which was the old light bulb and which was the new light bulb
    o

    AARRRRRRRRRRRRRG
    Who invented such an inhuman thing as a light bulb?!

  14. Re:Ok but first... on Working with ADHD? · · Score: 1

    i dunno, video games can take a shit load of concentration.

  15. Re:Please be respectful on this topic on Working with ADHD? · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Gee, for someone with ADHD, you sure managed to focus long enought to write that long post ;p

    anyway, jokes aside. Lighten up! Seriously, do you think that Famanoran didn't expect all those jokes? Furthermore, just because Famanoran has ADHD and asked us about possible treatments doesn't mean that the /. community can't have a little fun. Honestly, do you want to wade through 200 comments about what drugs work for them? HELL NO! This site is more about entertainment than anything else. You shouldn't mod people down for not being politically correct. If you don't like such jokes, then why are you still reading /.?

    Learn to laugh at yourself, you'll be a better person for it. Humorous AD(H)D stories

  16. Re:how obnoxious on Working with ADHD? · · Score: 2, Funny

    i'm also appalled! but for a different reason. All these jokes are the same. and there aren't enough refferences to SCO! And what about poor Sen Hatch. He's been left out completely. Also, there is an entire eps of the simpsons dedicated to ADHD, yet I see very few simpsons quotes. This is an OUTRAGE! A /. outrage.

    PS: It's good to laugh at yourself once in a while

  17. Re:ADHD - No such thing. on Working with ADHD? · · Score: 1

    not only is it close to speed, but you can grind it up and snort it for an affect similar to Cocaine.... and at a lower cost if you have health insurance ;)

  18. alternatives and cultural rant ahead... on Working with ADHD? · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Hmm, well. As someone who's also been diagnosed with ADHD, I have found that the most effective treatment is just to get outside in the fresh air and get a bit of excersize every day. Of course, in our current culture of instant gratification and having both parents working, we have come to a point where parents aren't willing to take the time to find a better alternative than to drug their child. Personally it sickens me. I knew this one family that put their 5 y.o. child on Ritalin. I ask you, what 5y.o. isn't hyperactive? And what kind of parent drugs their 5 y.o. kid for being a bit rambuncious?

    I myself only took Ritalin a few times, and I hated the way it affected me. As such, I don't take perscription drugs (not that I don't do other drugs, but that's another topic). No, for me the simplest thing to do was go outside and and run a few laps.

    Okay, now for the history of ADHD. Recent studies beleive that ADHD was a genetic defect that prooved useful for attracting mates, as the higher levels of activity exhibited by the ADHD addled individual was a sign of better health and strength.

    So, if the ADHD is getting in your way, then you should seek treatment. But a lot of people take Ritalin when it isn't neccesary. And watch out for dependencies. I knew a kid who no longer needed it, but he continued to take it because he claimed he could function without it. Ritalin is a mind altering drug, and people today don't give it enough respect.

    Anyway, how many posts are we gonna get reffering to Focusyns from the Simpsons?

  19. Re:mac vs linux vs windows vs etc. on Platform Evangelism · · Score: 1

    lol, and that is why i use windows more than i use linux. Why should i adapt to the tool? The MS programmers are paid to make it work for me, I don't have time to go around reworking everything, I have work to get done. Learn to code? I do know how to code, but that doesn't mean I'm going to go around writing drivers for my new components. That's just silly. And the hardware and software doesn't miraculously adjust to my needs, I choose windows because it has a wider variety of commercial programs that have been developed with my needs in mind. Using a computer is like turning the TV on. I like my OS to operate silently and without my input, while I focus on the apps that I need to use to get my work done. And I don't even know where to begin telling you what's wrong with your last statement.

  20. Re:mac vs linux vs windows vs etc. on Platform Evangelism · · Score: 2, Insightful

    yes, windows outshines Linux in that it supports more commercial hardware and that most companies only make drivers for windows. It also has a greater variance of programs for users to choose from and a huge user base, as well as near universal acceptance. I'm not pro-MS by any stretch of the imaginiation, but I also know that there are situations in which Windows truly shines.

  21. Re:mac vs linux vs windows vs etc. on Platform Evangelism · · Score: 2, Funny

    Dear SkewlD00d,

    It seems as though you have missed basic /. brainwashing. Report to CowboyNeal for immidiate reprogramming. Soon you will see the light. Linux is the future, Apple is cool, Microsoft is evil and is never a better option.

    The /. Patrol

  22. Re:You will need special gear on (Short-, Medium-, Long)wave Radio Meets Digital Stereo · · Score: -1, Troll

    The really cool thing about PSK31 is that your computer can copy a signal you can't even hear.

    uhhh, what? Are you saying that my computer can hear the radio frequency? Cuz, radio waves are a form of light. Or are you saying that the computer can finally record audio that's higher than a human can hear? Cuz, my $10 mic can do the same thing. doesn't do much good, so I'm confused as to whats so cool.

  23. Re:So far everyone is jumping on the bandwagon.... on Steve Jobs And Jeff Bezos Meet The Segway · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Yes, and I'm working on this great new product, It's Dehydrated Water in a can. The price I'm charging is absurd, and it serves little to no practicle purpose, but it's a great and new idea, and I feel that in the future it will reach great success, as everyone suddenly finds a use for my dehydrated water. I know this, because it works. People need water, and the dehydrated form takes up less space. The problem is that you need to add water, much as a person needs only walk whenever the segway is applicable.

    Anyway, I don't care what you think, much as you don't care what I think. Apparently someone does, but i really don't. And I'm not an AC, to your suprise.

    So, just burning Karma... and time.

  24. Re:this week i reach 1,000 miles on the segway ht on Steve Jobs And Jeff Bezos Meet The Segway · · Score: 2, Funny

    hmmmm, well, you know what they say. If you can reach just one person then it was worth it. Well, here is the one person in the world who is satisfied with the Segway. Kamen can die happy now

  25. Re:Question on Weta Prepares to Render LOTR: ROTK · · Score: 1

    i love how people who don't know what they are talking about get modded up because they used math. Try distributing it over multiple proccessors. Yeah, it's this little thing called DIVISION Mr. Math Genius. Each Comp in the render farm does one frame. Do the math, you obviously know how