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Now *that*'s funny.
Not only that, it's just plain awe-inspiring; which implies the question for the ages: how many fscking slashbots exists anyways? I've seen numbers like 25 million, but *cough*, that would mean we're still too few to fill the insides of Leonardo DiCaprios ego!
Please, some SlashPope or entity with 2 or 3 digits UID, give us, thine unwashed peers, that holiest of numbers: the Fist of God - ye cruel scythe of innocent servers, blah blah lalala... Well, you get the idea;)
1. GLIB and SUPERFICIAL CHARM -- the tendency to be smooth, engaging, charming, slick, and verbally facile. Psychopathic charm is not in the least shy, self-conscious, or afraid to say anything. A psychopath never gets tongue-tied. They have freed themselves from the social conventions about taking turns in talking, for example.
2. GRANDIOSE SELF-WORTH -- a grossly inflated view of one's abilities and self-worth, self-assured, opinionated, cocky, a braggart. Psychopaths are arrogant people who believe they are superior human beings.
3. NEED FOR STIMULATION or PRONENESS TO BOREDOM -- an excessive need for novel, thrilling, and exciting stimulation; taking chances and doing things that are risky. Psychopaths often have a low self- discipline in carrying tasks through to completion because they get bored easily. They fail to work at the same job for any length of time, for example, or to finish tasks that they consider dull or routine.
4. PATHOLOGICAL LYING -- can be moderate or high; in moderate form, they will be shrewd, crafty, cunning, sly, and clever; in extreme form, they will be deceptive, deceitful, underhanded, unscrupulous, manipulative, and dishonest.
5. CONNING AND MANIPULATIVENESS- the use of deceit and deception to cheat, con, or defraud others for personal gain; distinguished from Item #4 in the degree to which exploitation and callous ruthlessness is present, as reflected in a lack of concern for the feelings and suffering of one's victims.
6. LACK OF REMORSE OR GUILT -- a lack of feelings or concern for the losses, pain, and suffering of victims; a tendency to be unconcerned, dispassionate, coldhearted, and unempathic. This item is usually demonstrated by a disdain for one's victims.
7. SHALLOW AFFECT -- emotional poverty or a limited range or depth of feelings; interpersonal coldness in spite of signs of open gregariousness.
8. CALLOUSNESS and LACK OF EMPATHY -- a lack of feelings toward people in general; cold, contemptuous, inconsiderate, and tactless.
9. PARASITIC LIFESTYLE -- an intentional, manipulative, selfish, and exploitative financial dependence on others as reflected in a lack of motivation, low self-discipline, and inability to begin or complete responsibilities.
10. POOR BEHAVIORAL CONTROLS -- expressions of irritability, annoyance, impatience, threats, aggression, and verbal abuse; inadequate control of anger and temper; acting hastily.
11. PROMISCUOUS SEXUAL BEHAVIOR -- a variety of brief, superficial relations, numerous affairs, and an indiscriminate selection of sexual partners; the maintenance of several relationships at the same time; a history of attempts to sexually coerce others into sexual activity or taking great pride at discussing sexual exploits or conquests.
12. EARLY BEHAVIOR PROBLEMS -- a variety of behaviors prior to age 13, including lying, theft, cheating, vandalism, bullying, sexual activity, fire-setting, glue-sniffing, alcohol use, and running away from home.
13. LACK OF REALISTIC, LONG-TERM GOALS -- an inability or persistent failure to develop and execute long-term plans and goals; a nomadic existence, aimless, lacking direction in life.
14. IMPULSIVITY -- the occurrence of behaviors that are unpremeditated and lack reflection or planning; inability to resist temptation, frustrations, and urges; a lack of deliberation without considering the consequences; foolhardy, rash, unpredictable, erratic, and reckless.
15. IRRESPONSIBILITY -- repeated failure to fulfill or honor obligations and commitments; such as not paying bills, defaulting on loans, performing sloppy work, being absent or late to work, failing to honor contractual agreements.
16. FAILURE TO ACCEPT RESPONSIBILITY FOR OWN ACTIONS -- a failure to accept responsibility for one's actions reflected in low conscientiousness, an absence of dutifulness, antagonistic manipulation, denial
CYNIC, n. A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. Hence the custom among the Scythians of plucking out a cynic's eyes to improve his vision.
Let me explain: The whole point of SCOs campaign against infringing code in the linux kernel has been about one thing, paramount to the M$-procured FUD and general hysteria: profit! With an amazing disdain for everything decent and civilized in this world, Darl & Co. devised a plan so ingenious and corrupt it's almost stands to admire. The plot was, as numerous others have painstakingly elaborated on, to simply Pump & Dump(TM)(C) their stock, and in this process make 'em stinkin' rich and satiated. I guess the band of criminals once called SCO will someday sit by the beaches of Rio or whatever place it is the rich and mighty fulfill their egos at the time, having a good laugh and smirk at the nerds and gullible bull-riders of the stock-market of yore...
Pump, dump, etc., file for bankruptcy with assets either in the name of spouses or off-shore "banks" == a huge pension and a pat on the back from fellow capitalist-extortionists.
...said the man dressed in a brown shirt with black shoulder straps and a red armband; waaaaay back there in the crowd of silly knights of the Holy Ego....
Please reschedule Norway and Belgium ahead of Syria and Iraq. Thanks.
Hoooraaahh! Finally we'll (Norway) get our asses spanked by the all-dancing, all-singing Bush-men! What took you so long? Is it because we have a decent army with a shitload of conscripts of Viking lineage? Or is the fact that we will stand on the shores and greet you in bad-accented English with our naked bodies all greased up in crude oil?
Dump those snotty french-wannabies in Belgium and come get some fish and oil, dudes - fish and oil...
Well, what can I say...other than that I'm sincerly sorry for any offence I may have put upon your person with my remarks in my previous post. I hope you accept this apology and acknowledge the fact that I was merely trying to make a point in regard of me being categorized, and a subject to name calling by this particular poster.
The text in question was basically a futile attempt to show the antagonist that I was beyond the practise of thinking in labeled terms. I hope you believe me when I say that I consider myself wise enough not to seriously trample on other peoples ontology or way of life. Stereotypes are so easily abused, won't you agree?;)
Again, I'm terribly sorry...
Respectfully yours - and since I hail from the cold and dark territory of Norway: God Jul & Godt nytt aar!
Illegal? Nope. Read the U.N. resolutions leading up to the wars. You'll see that we were perfectly within our rights to wage the two wars.
What a load of crap! We both know that those resolutions only served as an attempt to create an illusion for the unwashed masses, that the wars in question should be "legitimate". In that respect, let me paraphrase former British Colonialist Cecil Rhodes: "Men come together for the sole intention of conspiring against other Men". Those resolutions would be important within the circle of UN offices, but in reality? they're merely worthless pieces of paper. And no, I'm not proposing that the complete history of UN is a matter of trivial or piffling efforts, quite the contrary; but in the aforementioned Casus belli, the aim should be to seperate the truth? from the omnipresent propaganda-crap...
You're just spouting what you've heard your left-wing heroes have said.
How true! But I will try to comfort and inform you that next week I'll embark on an ego-trip that will include the total invocation of a right-wing, spouse-beating, 7th adventist redneck persona! And as the saying goes: "True communication is only possible between equals"; maybe we could have a nice and dandy conversation when I've finished the projection?
Propaganda is nice, isn't it? The Afghani and Iraqi conquests are both illegal wars. Period.
But then again, history is written by the winners - in this case a bunch of gung-ho pilots who don't give a rats ass wether they're bombing women, kids or Benji the cute puppy! All in the name of indirectly controlling the OPEC...
I hope the Tsar of U.S. of A. is happy now - I can assure you that the Barbarians of Ancient Mesopotamia are not!
nro momre oftfers http://www.pulmanconsulting.com/homepage/
What the hell is "ukrqine actapon"! Enquiring minds want to know! And what sort of English Dandy would send such filth through the in-tarnet is beyond my understanding...;) The syntax, words and spelling suggest a 12-year old boy with a serious appetite for LSD, paint remover and Viagra combined!
Resolution: Spammers in locked room with me invoking Duke Nukem whilst loading a Spas12 shotgun!!!!!!111!!!!
I don't see any U.S. Army troops and tanks on the streets killing people who steal CD's. Do you?
Of course he won't see any army personnel around. They are happily fragging "Ali Baba" in Afghanistan and Iraq!
Say, I wonder how many of those ancient cultures have been eradicated or the attempt of such, since the U.S. crawled out of its bloody pit anno 1776? Enfant terrible...
Take it easy on the kid, he most certainly mistook the all-singing, all-dancing bomb-throwing gangsta-crews roaming his 'hood for anarchists. Go figure....faintly heard in the distance... "Peace, brotha!"...BLAM, BLAM!
Anarchy != Chaos (contrary to common indoctrination)
Funny...Have I been touched by your honorable presence as of late? You sure remind me of a sad, wicked, static beast I once knew. Sadly, s/h/e/it never made it 'cause of an strange refusal towards evolving!
You can lash out all you want, you'll never be like us - and that fact gnaws you to the bone...
Synopsis: Winfs: We (M$) tried that shit some years ago and failed miserably. But hey: We'll try again! We are very persistent when we want the users to suffer; NTFS5 was not enough. "Windows could not start because the following file is missing or corrupt. \system32\hal.dll. Please re-install a copy of the above file." Huh? Errrr...never heard of that one...
64bit computing: Hmm. Well, it could be useful for those gfx-dweebs and a few others. Desktop-wise, that is(cough). For now, we'll just squeeze Intel a bit and see what they have in store for us.
Well, you know the ancient proverb: "Give Microsoft what Microsoft is!"
At some point in the immediate future, M$-users should question their motives for using their, dare I say "chosen", operating system. Greed, money and ignorance have, as I see it, been in the wake of Microsoftian culture way too long now.
It's just second nature to/.'s to blurt out these kind of questions - after all, profit and the management of information are by all empiric standards a bloody mess! So in a way, that particular response is legit. If you ain't [paid], go ahead and tell the world, we won't bite;)
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Now *that*'s funny.
;)
Not only that, it's just plain awe-inspiring; which implies the question for the ages: how many fscking slashbots exists anyways? I've seen numbers like 25 million, but *cough*, that would mean we're still too few to fill the insides of Leonardo DiCaprios ego!
Please, some SlashPope or entity with 2 or 3 digits UID, give us, thine unwashed peers, that holiest of numbers: the Fist of God - ye cruel scythe of innocent servers, blah blah lalala... Well, you get the idea
Two clues, little man:
Aspell
Will to power
This excerpt might be a revelation to you:
1. GLIB and SUPERFICIAL CHARM -- the tendency to be smooth, engaging, charming, slick, and verbally facile. Psychopathic charm is not in the least shy, self-conscious, or afraid to say anything. A psychopath never gets tongue-tied. They have freed themselves from the social conventions about taking turns in talking, for example.
2. GRANDIOSE SELF-WORTH -- a grossly inflated view of one's abilities and self-worth, self-assured, opinionated, cocky, a braggart. Psychopaths are arrogant people who believe they are superior human beings.
3. NEED FOR STIMULATION or PRONENESS TO BOREDOM -- an excessive need for novel, thrilling, and exciting stimulation; taking chances and doing things that are risky. Psychopaths often have a low self- discipline in carrying tasks through to completion because they get bored easily. They fail to work at the same job
for any length of time, for example, or to finish tasks that
they consider dull or routine.
4. PATHOLOGICAL LYING -- can be moderate or high; in moderate form, they will be shrewd, crafty, cunning, sly, and clever; in extreme form, they will be deceptive, deceitful, underhanded, unscrupulous, manipulative, and dishonest.
5. CONNING AND MANIPULATIVENESS- the use of deceit and deception to cheat, con, or defraud others for personal gain; distinguished from Item #4 in the degree to which exploitation and callous ruthlessness is present, as reflected in a lack of concern for the feelings and suffering of one's victims.
6. LACK OF REMORSE OR GUILT -- a lack of feelings or concern for the losses, pain, and suffering of victims; a tendency to be unconcerned, dispassionate, coldhearted, and unempathic. This item is usually demonstrated by a disdain for one's victims.
7. SHALLOW AFFECT -- emotional poverty or a limited range or depth of feelings; interpersonal coldness in spite of signs of open gregariousness.
8. CALLOUSNESS and LACK OF EMPATHY -- a lack of feelings toward people in general; cold, contemptuous, inconsiderate, and tactless.
9. PARASITIC LIFESTYLE -- an intentional, manipulative, selfish, and exploitative financial dependence on others as reflected in a lack of motivation, low self-discipline, and inability to begin or complete responsibilities.
10. POOR BEHAVIORAL CONTROLS -- expressions of irritability, annoyance, impatience, threats, aggression, and verbal abuse; inadequate control of anger and temper; acting hastily.
11. PROMISCUOUS SEXUAL BEHAVIOR -- a variety of brief, superficial relations, numerous affairs, and an indiscriminate selection of sexual partners; the maintenance of several relationships at the same time; a history of attempts to sexually coerce others into sexual activity or taking great pride at discussing sexual exploits or conquests.
12. EARLY BEHAVIOR PROBLEMS -- a variety of behaviors prior to age 13, including lying, theft, cheating, vandalism, bullying, sexual activity, fire-setting, glue-sniffing, alcohol use, and running away from home.
13. LACK OF REALISTIC, LONG-TERM GOALS -- an inability or persistent failure to develop and execute long-term plans and goals; a nomadic existence, aimless, lacking direction in life.
14. IMPULSIVITY -- the occurrence of behaviors that are
unpremeditated and lack reflection or planning; inability to
resist temptation, frustrations, and urges; a lack of
deliberation without considering the consequences; foolhardy, rash, unpredictable, erratic, and reckless.
15. IRRESPONSIBILITY -- repeated failure to fulfill or honor
obligations and commitments; such as not paying bills, defaulting on loans, performing sloppy work, being absent or late to work, failing to honor contractual agreements.
16. FAILURE TO ACCEPT RESPONSIBILITY FOR OWN ACTIONS -- a failure to accept responsibility for one's actions reflected in low conscientiousness, an absence of dutifulness, antagonistic manipulation, denial
CYNIC, n.
A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. Hence the custom among the Scythians of plucking out a cynic's eyes to improve his vision.
Hey, this is kinda funny... w00t!
...said it best when he wrote this entry in "The Devil's Dictionary":
CORPORATION, n.
An ingenious device for obtaining individual profit without individual responsibility.
In short; whatever the acronym, they're all in it for the green and the Holy Ego.
I agree entirely with your post, but...
They've already won.
Let me explain: The whole point of SCOs campaign against infringing code in the linux kernel has been about one thing, paramount to the M$-procured FUD and general hysteria: profit! With an amazing disdain for everything decent and civilized in this world, Darl & Co. devised a plan so ingenious and corrupt it's almost stands to admire. The plot was, as numerous others have painstakingly elaborated on, to simply Pump & Dump(TM)(C) their stock, and in this process make 'em stinkin' rich and satiated. I guess the band of criminals once called SCO will someday sit by the beaches of Rio or whatever place it is the rich and mighty fulfill their egos at the time, having a good laugh and smirk at the nerds and gullible bull-riders of the stock-market of yore...
Pump, dump, etc., file for bankruptcy with assets either in the name of spouses or off-shore "banks" == a huge pension and a pat on the back from fellow capitalist-extortionists.
Hippy is spelled with an i not an a.
...said the man dressed in a brown shirt with black shoulder straps and a red armband; waaaaay back there in the crowd of silly knights of the Holy Ego....
Please reschedule Norway and Belgium ahead of Syria and Iraq. Thanks.
;)
Hoooraaahh! Finally we'll (Norway) get our asses spanked by the all-dancing, all-singing Bush-men! What took you so long? Is it because we have a decent army with a shitload of conscripts of Viking lineage? Or is the fact that we will stand on the shores and greet you in bad-accented English with our naked bodies all greased up in crude oil?
Dump those snotty french-wannabies in Belgium and come get some fish and oil, dudes - fish and oil...
I bet we stink...
http://tinyurl.com/yutnt
Enjoy!
Well, what can I say...other than that I'm sincerly sorry for any offence I may have put upon your person with my remarks in my previous post. I hope you accept this apology and acknowledge the fact that I was merely trying to make a point in regard of me being categorized, and a subject to name calling by this particular poster.
;)
The text in question was basically a futile attempt to show the antagonist that I was beyond the practise of thinking in labeled terms. I hope you believe me when I say that I consider myself wise enough not to seriously trample on other peoples ontology or way of life. Stereotypes are so easily abused, won't you agree?
Again, I'm terribly sorry...
Respectfully yours - and since I hail from the cold and dark territory of Norway: God Jul & Godt nytt aar!
So knock it off with the stupid comments. We already know, and it's insulting and makes you look childish.
Translation:
SUBMIT!
Illegal? Nope. Read the U.N. resolutions leading up to the wars. You'll see that we were perfectly within our rights to wage the two wars.
What a load of crap! We both know that those resolutions only served as an attempt to create an illusion for the unwashed masses, that the wars in question should be "legitimate". In that respect, let me paraphrase former British Colonialist Cecil Rhodes: "Men come together for the sole intention of conspiring against other Men". Those resolutions would be important within the circle of UN offices, but in reality? they're merely worthless pieces of paper. And no, I'm not proposing that the complete history of UN is a matter of trivial or piffling efforts, quite the contrary; but in the aforementioned Casus belli, the aim should be to seperate the truth? from the omnipresent propaganda-crap...
You're just spouting what you've heard your left-wing heroes have said.
How true! But I will try to comfort and inform you that next week I'll embark on an ego-trip that will include the total invocation of a right-wing, spouse-beating, 7th adventist redneck persona! And as the saying goes: "True communication is only possible between equals"; maybe we could have a nice and dandy conversation when I've finished the projection?
Propaganda is nice, isn't it? The Afghani and Iraqi conquests are both illegal wars. Period.
But then again, history is written by the winners - in this case a bunch of gung-ho pilots who don't give a rats ass wether they're bombing women, kids or Benji the cute puppy! All in the name of indirectly controlling the OPEC...
I hope the Tsar of U.S. of A. is happy now - I can assure you that the Barbarians of Ancient Mesopotamia are not!
And last, but not least, KaZaa over WINS!!! :)
;)
You owe me a keyboard and a couple of meals you lousy bastard - I just barfed at the very thought of your despicable suggestion!
Shame on you!
I get these funny-looking mails all day long: (which Spamassassin promptly kicks off to "trash")
I D=d1
/
;)
From: "Theodore Abernathy"
To: xxx@xxx.xx
Reply-To: "Theodore Abernathy"
Subject: ukrqine actapon
Date: Wed, 05 Nov 2003 02:15:59 GMT
X-Mailer: MIME-tools 5.503 (Entity 5.501)
ENiLAmRGE YOrUR PcENeIS RIqGHT NOkW!
ENTfER HERvE: http://www.pulmanconsulting.com/v2/index.php?AFF_
nro momre oftfers
http://www.pulmanconsulting.com/homepage
What the hell is "ukrqine actapon"! Enquiring minds want to know!
And what sort of English Dandy would send such filth through the in-tarnet is beyond my understanding...
The syntax, words and spelling suggest a 12-year old boy with a serious appetite for LSD, paint remover and Viagra combined!
Resolution: Spammers in locked room with me invoking Duke Nukem whilst loading a Spas12 shotgun!!!!!!111!!!!
(Mmmm, that felt good. A bit nerdy - but good.)
LMAO!
Damn your AC-butt for making me spill coffee all over my desk! omg, omg, omg - I think I snorted some as well...
Fucking awsome that pic; it's a keeper.
Bwaahahaaaahaaa!
I don't see any U.S. Army troops and tanks on the streets killing people who steal CD's. Do you?
Of course he won't see any army personnel around. They are happily fragging "Ali Baba" in Afghanistan and Iraq!
Say, I wonder how many of those ancient cultures have been eradicated or the attempt of such, since the U.S. crawled out of its bloody pit anno 1776? Enfant terrible...
Change "gentoo" to "linux" and it works even better!
Change "linux" to "windows" and the circle is complete!
and
Hell would be cascading mandelbrots of Vicious Cycles...
--
Take it easy on the kid, he most certainly mistook the all-singing, all-dancing bomb-throwing gangsta-crews roaming his 'hood for anarchists. Go figure. ...faintly heard in the distance... "Peace, brotha!"...BLAM, BLAM!
Anarchy != Chaos (contrary to common indoctrination)
Anarchism == Cooperation
--
Funny...Have I been touched by your honorable presence as of late? You sure remind me of a sad, wicked, static beast I once knew. Sadly, s/h/e/it never made it 'cause of an strange refusal towards evolving!
You can lash out all you want, you'll never be like us - and that fact gnaws you to the bone...
--
Loved your post! You're officially a "friend" ;)
(OT: Urge...to...sleep...rising...mumble)
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When everyone finally acknowledges the truth do you think we'll ever get an appology for the frustration they put us through?
I have all my Monopoly-money on "When hell freezes over", and I'm eagerly awaitin' my winnings when...wait a sec...D'OH!
Yup. Read it and laughed. Hard.
Synopsis:
Winfs: We (M$) tried that shit some years ago and failed miserably. But hey: We'll try again! We are very persistent when we want the users to suffer; NTFS5 was not enough. "Windows could not start because the following file is missing or corrupt. \system32\hal.dll. Please re-install a copy of the above file." Huh? Errrr...never heard of that one...
64bit computing: Hmm. Well, it could be useful for those gfx-dweebs and a few others. Desktop-wise, that is(cough). For now, we'll just squeeze Intel a bit and see what they have in store for us.
Oh! And XML is doubleplusgood.
Well, you know the ancient proverb: "Give Microsoft what Microsoft is!"
/.'s to blurt out these kind of questions - after all, profit and the management of information are by all empiric standards a bloody mess! So in a way, that particular response is legit. If you ain't [paid], go ahead and tell the world, we won't bite ;)
At some point in the immediate future, M$-users should question their motives for using their, dare I say "chosen", operating system. Greed, money and ignorance have, as I see it, been in the wake of Microsoftian culture way too long now.
It's just second nature to
Yeah... ;)
But if you feel a bit nihilistic or generally frustrated with the limitations of your language: this would represent the answer.