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  1. Three people were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there is a beeping sound. The first person presses their forearm and the others look at him questioningly. "That's my pager," he says. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm." A few minutes later a phone rings. The second person lifts their palm to their ear. When she finishes she explains, "that's my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand." The third person was feeling decidedly low-tech but not to be out done decided he had to do something just as impressive. He steps out of the sauna and goes to the toilet. He returns with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his butt. The others raise their eyebrows before he says, "Ah, I'm getting a fax."

  2. visiting the dump where all of the old x86s lay. I am pretty sure bathroom access is possible all over the site.

  3. Do not mess with my phone. on Technological Solution For Texting While Driving Struggles For Traction · · Score: 2

    I do not need an increase in the number of ways for my communication channels to be closed regardless of how benevolent the reason. I need more guarantees that my communication channels will be open and available when I need them. Not deactivated by law enforcement or the military or the government, not jammed by tech savvy hobbyists, and certainly not deactivated by an automobile.

  4. NSA 90 day all you can eat on NSA Metadata Collection Gets 90-Day Extension · · Score: 1

    Undoubtedly the NSA will make the most of this time to obtain more of everything they possibly can.

  5. Re:Source of the cash on CompUSA Closing More Than 50 Percent of Stores · · Score: 1

    CompUSA generated the cash by sending in for rebates on their unsold goods.

  6. We like tha moon on Forget Mars. Should We Go To The Moon? · · Score: 1

    We should go "coz it is close to us" - moon song rathergood.com

  7. Not for me... on My Segway HT "Month-iversary" · · Score: 1

    How would you get laid in the back of one of these?