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My Segway HT "Month-iversary"

Phillip M. Torrone writes "I didn't realize it, but I've been using a Segway HT for one month as of 01/04/03. To put it simply--it's been great and the HT has exceeded all expectations, I'm cautiously optimistic that this was a great purchase and look forward to the next 30 days. You can read, see and hear about my experiences here: http://www.bookofseg.com." I have yet to see one of these in real life, but they do look fun.

546 comments

  1. Concept by BrianGa · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I think all the people who are saying "electric scooter, big whoop. $3,000, yeah right" are slightly missing the point. Yeah, it's kind of wimpy for the price tag. Yeah, it's kind of expensive, and it's questionable who would want to use it.

    But this is just the first model. It's more sort of a proof of concept--a demonstration that the scooter can work, and looks as neat as all get-out in motion. As time goes on, the performance will improve and the price will fall.

    Look at the Palm (Pilot). The first model was, what, 128K? With no backlight, no infra-red, or anything? And how high was the price tag? And now the Visor Deluxe, which was at one time the wet dream of anybody who even looked at a Palm, is only $130 brand new.

    Look at the DVD player. The original models were expensive enough, the first bunch of discs were glitchy enough, that a lot of people scoffed and made snide remarks. But the DVD went on to become the fastest-adopted new consumer technology ever.

    So here we have a relatively slow, electric-powered self-stabilizing scooter, for $3,000. Are very many of us going to buy it? Do very many of us have the money to sink into that sort of gee-gaw? No and no. I know I'm not going to be spending three grand on something like that myself, either. Nor would I be likely to spend two grand, or even one grand.

    But by the time it gets to about $500, sign me up.

    1. Re:Concept by Handpaper · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This article contains many of the best reasons that this device is a complete waste of time. It seems to me that somebody remembered the Sinclair C5, realized people wanted to be on the sidewalks where they felt safer, and wasted a dynamic stabilization system.
      Incidentally, does anyone know how much weight the Segway is designed to handle? Because if it does become popular, its gonna need to handle much more...

    2. Re:Concept by Handpaper · · Score: 1

      Sorry, better link here for C5 info.

    3. Re:Concept by NeuroManson · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I dunno, there's electric motorscooters that have a vastly superior range over Segway, run around $2,000 less, and are as easy to ride around on as a bicycle.

      I mean, when Segway's MSRP is being beaten out by Hammecher Schlemmer, it doesn't take a genius to tell who's trying to pull a fast one.

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    4. Re:Concept by BrookHarty · · Score: 2

      Hey, I know how you feel, I bought one of the first MP3 car players, about 550 bux. Now they are so many brands you can get them at Kmart for 60.

      At work the marketing folks call these people, "Early Adopters". They make it so the average moms/dads/kiddies can buy them at normal prices. So please keep buying them, and drop the price for us. :)

    5. Re:Concept by kirkb · · Score: 1

      The [thrifty|poor] among us need these early adopters. They help to finance the subsequent development that turns a product into a mature, affordable thing.

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    6. Re:Concept by UniverseIsADoughnut · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I don't think your examples work for the segway. You examples work for most products though. Just that when you make a jump to something like this is doesn't work. A seqway is very expensive, and doesn't bring very much to the world that the few hundred dollor e-scooters you can buy anywheres allreayd have. Also it's not a problem of cost or new technology and such. It is simple an item with very limited use. And its not something that will continuly find new uses. Things like safty are issues. But just it's use is a problem. It cannot be used in a lot of situations. It really only works in cities, and warm climate ones. Needs cities that have a place for it to run. Many cities arn't going to alow them on sidewalks since they cause more of a safty issue than bikes or roller bladers that are allready banned. Things like a palm pilot may have been over kill for their uses but work universialy and have few limitations, and will continue to find new uses.

      I can see segways in uses like mail men chariots, and use in warehouses. But it's not something that the mass public has a use for or can even dream up a use for. If there was the previous electric scooters would have had big impacts allready. Even if a segway in time becomes a $200 dollar item, few people will buy one since they have no use for it, or can't use it do to where they live.
      Also walking will always remain popular mode of transportation, this thing will not help reduce the gross national product of fat in the US. Things like palm pilots relived people of trying to remember to much stuff. DVD's replaced a poor techology.

      Your anologies work, but not for all things.

    7. Re:Concept by Jonathan · · Score: 2

      No, all the article says is that Segways are evil because they 1) apparently can cause damage to buildings, although this is based on very weak anecdotal evidence and 2) somehow encourage obesity. This second point shows pretty faulty logic because it assumes that anyone using a Segway would have biked if they didn't have this evil machine. What if they would have used a car? And why, pray tell, must the only source of exercise be through transportation? I don't bike, but I work out in a gym.

    8. Re:Concept by Xerithane · · Score: 5, Interesting

      This article [sfweekly.com] contains many of the best reasons that this device is a complete waste of time.

      That is the worst article I have ever seen in SF Weekly, and that's saying a lot.

      A tsunami of Lard? What the hell, like everyone who is going to use a Segway wont just drive in a car? Why is a scooter going to make people fat when they have to stop using it out of safety concerns if they start to weigh in over 110kg.

      Their arguments are this, "Segway makes you fat, and cracks marble walls." They have no evidence of either, as I read it. Are they claiming she ran into the wall, or did her segway do it after she jumped off? Either way, it's a stupid remark that seems like she didn't do it because there is zero documentation on her "vandalism."

      There are no reasons why it was a waste of time, there were a few speculations and a lot of bitterness. I think whoever wrote the article was probably just pissed his bicycle shop is going to take a hit.

      Because if it does become popular, its gonna need to handle much more...
      Yeah.. because efficient transporation makes people fat. News flash, people get fat for other reasons. Fat people don't ride bikes, unless it's for excercise. Their fat long before the Segway came along. End of story.

      This FUD is worthy of Anti-Microsoft or Anti-Linux posts, you should be proud.

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    9. Re:Concept by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 3, Interesting

      There are also cheap gas powered scooters like Honda's Metropolitian or Elite 80, both with MSRPs around $2000. Their engines are sufficient to drive them to full road speeds, they have a rather long range on their 1 gallon tanks, and can be quickly refuled at any standard service station.

      Personally, if I wanted efficient, small, no-effort transportation, I'd look at one of these. They are far more practical than a Segway as well as cheaper.

    10. Re:Concept by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      So we iron out the bugs...you can go say 300 miles on a quick 2 min recharge...you can go around 55mph and never lose balance. Just imagine...all the DEATH AND CARNAGE. "Look at me, a little old man driving his vintage 2004 Cadilac special edition Segway a measly 10 mph down the sidewalk when...WHAM!!! I get splattered by a crazy whipper-snapper in his new 2048 segway w/ the tricked out wheels doing 75 on the wrong side of the friggin cracks, breaking my mother's back..." I mean, isn't technology just super?

    11. Re:Concept by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure, and those scooters use dirty little 2-cycle engines that polute as much as a modern car (or worse).

    12. Re:Concept by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 3, Informative

      No, they use highly efficient 4 stroke engines. Look it up before you shoot your mouth off. Sure to their light weight and small size, they have amazing fuel effciency, much better than a car.

    13. Re:Concept by Charcharodon · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You're compairing apples to oranges. A scooter is designed to operate on the road. They are looking to the Segway where only pedestrians are normally allowed. It's a different animal looking to fill a different nitch. SAM's used to put there employees, especially the cute girls in roller blades, to zip around the store doing errands and customer service. Same concept for the Segway. Zoo's, guided tours, security, messengers, you get the idea. Saw a ton of these things at Epcot Center in Florida. These guys were roving information booths and probably security to boot. It's a good concept and if it can be cut in half in size I can imagine quite a few people who have many miles everyday will look into them to be more productive. Personally I think they just need to close off a lot of the streets to cars and make everyone use shuttles or bikes, but then that's just me.

    14. Re:Concept by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > But by the time it gets to about $500, sign me up.

      Thanks but no thanks... I wouldn't want one for free. I'd rather walk or ride my bicycle. Why is Slashdot running what is so obviously a slightly disguised Segway ad, anyway?

    15. Re:Concept by Jay+L · · Score: 3, Funny

      Funny you should mention this. I gave up using my Palm about 2 years ago. It's strictly a toy.

      Yeah, I got a girlfriend too.

    16. Re:Concept by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Check out these scooters for adults - I've got one...I love it.

      $149

      www.xootr.com

      Kick's Segway's ass...

    17. Re:Concept by marx · · Score: 1

      The electric one costs $799.

    18. Re:Concept by maans · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      At first i thought this thing was completely useless and lame, but then i watched this guys videos and i learned that THIS IS THE LAMEST THING EVER!!!!!!! You could get a lot better stuff for three grand then a lifting jack with rubber tires. I wonder if this thing comes with the dildo for your anal cavity because the guy who makes these is giving it to you straight up the butt. 3 grand for this!!! AND YES IT IS A GLORIFIED SCOOTER I DONT CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS. I would say you will probably see generics with a slightly modified design but i dont see a market for thse so it would be too much of a gamble, its amazing what scientists do with their money while people are dying every day from disease. Also for some reason that guy looked really gay riding on this thing (no offense to the guy) it is probably just the shape or something.

    19. Re:Concept by los+furtive · · Score: 2

      Why would you say its gonna need to handle much more right after admitting you don't know how much it can handle in the first place?

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    20. Re:Concept by Dynedain · · Score: 2

      I think the idea here is that people will start using the Segway when they would normally walk the 1 block to the corner market. And plenty of people who now ride bikes might switch because its easier.....and then they'll start putting on the pounds.

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    21. Re:Concept by Nipsy356 · · Score: 1

      The two stroke is inherently more efficient than the four stroke. Additionally, two stroke enines over 50cc were outlawed due to pollution, not efficiency. Great strides have been made in synthetic oil in the last 30 years, and pollution is no longer a factor (assuming a ban on non-synthetic two stroke oils). My 2 stroke 1974 200cc Vespa pollutes only 38% of a hybrid car (I had it smogged last time I was in this argument), goes 80mph, and gets 65mpg. You can park 9 motorcycles in the average car space.

    22. Re:Concept by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Why is a scooter going to make people fat when they have to stop using it out of safety concerns if they start to weigh in over 110kg.

      Yeah, you're absolutely right, because I won't be fat if I double my weight to 110kg.

      I'm sorry, if you think fat is over 110kg you'd better rethink your life. That's f**king huge!!

    23. Re:Concept by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This "Segway" invention just reinforces the story of the American Space Program sinking millions into developing a pen that would write upside down, on steel and under water. The Russian cosmonauts just used a pencil. So much for attempting to reinvent the wheel.

    24. Re:Concept by painkillr · · Score: 1

      We've all seen that episode of South Park too.

    25. Re:Concept by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Their fat long before the Segway came along.

      Your message makes no sense.

    26. Re:Concept by wheany · · Score: 2

      Of course, that space pen story is an urban legend.

    27. Re:Concept by jo42 · · Score: 2

      I'll buy one [Smegway] when it also wipes my arse for me...

    28. Re:Concept by Bilestoad · · Score: 3, Funny

      Those who criticize the Segway are missing the point. Without this incredible device how will Americans maintain their worldwide leadership in arse size through the next century and beyond? It's a breakthrough in allowing sedentary mobility!

    29. Re:Concept by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All the images you see of the segway depict "normal" people operating them safely and obeying the "rules" etc.

      It's as if you had skateboard advertising that showed people in business attire riding them on flat surfaces at reasonable speeds. (As you hopefully understand, that is almost never how a skateboard is operated!)

      I'm picturing Segways after they've become popular and more affordable, being souped up and ridden for sport and not transportation.

      I would love to see a segway modified for halfpipe.

    30. Re:Concept by Xerithane · · Score: 1

      I think the idea here is that people will start using the Segway when they would normally walk the 1 block to the corner market.
      I'm sure they can burn the 100 calories in some other way. Walking two blocks doesn't do much in the way of excercise.

      And plenty of people who now ride bikes might switch because its easier.....and then they'll start putting on the pounds.

      My guess is that the people who now ride bikes instead of drive do it because it is cheaper and they can't readily afford a car. If it's for polution, there are plenty of EV or hybrids that make that point moot. These people aren't going to be able to purchase a Segway for a long while.

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    31. Re:Concept by lamp77 · · Score: 1

      Hmm,

      I'm a 2stroke brother (79 p200, 61 gs), and have trouble believing this.. Did you really have it smog tested?

    32. Re:Concept by hamburger+lady · · Score: 2
      um... not quite, if it's stock.

      i have 2, count 'em, 2 74 Vespa 20's (Rally models), and the best i ever got was 70 mph on the stock one.

      now the one with the PM pipe and the Malossi kit got 80 mph, but it also got about 35 mpg.

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    33. Re:Concept by edoug · · Score: 1

      Why not as replacements for golf carts...should be able to play 18 holes w/o too much problem.

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    34. Re:Concept by S3pulchrav3 · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry guys, but any of you who happen to be thinking that this vast waste of technology and marketing is any good, then I truly feel sorry for you. This thing is the stupidest, most moronic bit of fluff that I've seen come along in all my years on this earth. I really feel sorry for all you wannabe 'early adopters' who are jumping on the bandwagon early, because you are wasting your money. Ever heard of a Bicycle? Fifty bucks will get you from A to B with no gas and very little upkeep. Want something a little faster? Moped or perhaps an all electric scooter for you crunchy granola types (think of the coal burning power plant where the juice comes from, sheesh, you can't win). They range between one thousand and two thousand bucks. Getting the picture? Of course, if you want to look like a horses ass who paid alot of money to do so, then by all means, grab yourself a Segway. That's me laughing at you as you wheel by. What I think this comes down to though, is that the people buying these things are the type who buy a computer based on how it looks, damn the price and damn the performance. Man, I buy some old Macintosh computers and stick some wheels on them. Maybe Dean Kamen will want a peice of this action. Perhaps that would be a good topic for discussion, how many of you who are interested the Segway Human Transporter (snort) also own Apple products? Please feel free to send me angry emails defending Mr. Kamens concept vehicle. :)

    35. Re:Concept by ptorrone · · Score: 1

      i replaced my car with the segway ht, i wouldn't buy computers for looks (i have a vaio, dell, imac, solaris and next box, some look cool, most don't) if someone of them look good and do their tasks, bonus. the segway isn't really anything cool looking, it does work and work well for me. when i want to exercise i bike and jog, when i want to get to work and ditch my car (like i did) the segway ht was a good choice, i'm still working through if it's the best. cheers, pt.

    36. Re:Concept by hodgepoj · · Score: 1

      Perhaps it's not as wimpy as you think, Brian. It's not a $3000 electric scooter; it's a $5000 electric scooter. Check on
      http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/ B000 07EPJ6/ref=segway_tn_left/104-2314726-5360741.

      I'm one of an unknown but large number of technology literate folks who want one (see
      http://news.com.com/2100-1040-978789.html?ta g=fd_t op), with a PhD in physics and a 40-year career in systems engineering.

      I agree that it's price will fall as it becomes more visible on the nation's sidewalks. But it'll be quite a while before it drops to $500.

      We'll really miss you as we glide around town.

    37. Re:Concept by Flyer · · Score: 1

      I think you will see the Segway become the "Diskless WorkStation/X Station/Web Appliance" of the transportation world. A product with a real utilitarian, useful, extremely practical, but limited niche.

      <p>First the idea is not as new as you think, and prior art may exist for certain aspects of the device. However, it is the implementation that is rather slick. Heinlein wrote about gyroscopically stabilized powered unicycles. Syd Mead has pics of such a device in his book Steel Coutier.

      <p>As to the cost structure, all new technologies cost a lot to start but they tend to come down in time. I expect that the Segway will drop in price, and alternatives like scooters with fuel cells will be part of the competition. This competition will cause pricing to trend downward.

      <p>When it gets to $500 I expect to see electric scooters (in more traditional format) available with fuel cells and adequite range for more general transportation applications. These fuel cell scooters may even be more expensive but will likely find their own niche.

      <p> I also think that a lot of what we are seeing is the early hype, much like the hype we saw with every reincarnation of the Diskless Workstation, where its the next great thing today and later will be a bit dissapointment. People will forget that it has real value but it will continue fit a narrow utilitarian need.

  2. this is science?! by adminispheroid · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What in the world is this story doing in the science section?

    1. Re:this is science?! by jmccay · · Score: 2

      I agree with that. I don't see how this has anything to do with Science. Heck, I live in Manchester, NH and I don't see the big deal with this lazy rich man's toy.

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    2. Re:this is science?! by JohnFluxx · · Score: 2

      I live in Manchester, UK, and wouldn't mind one of these for getting to uni. Buses cost me too much and are way too annoying. (The journey is only 20 mins, but the busses can wait another 20 mins just waiting for ppl). I cycled it for 2 years, but it is too damn cold and wet in the winter.. although that probably means too cold for segway too.

  3. Who is Phillip M. Torrone by djupedal · · Score: 5, Informative

    And what else does P. M. Tyronne endorse?

    XBox live, for one...and the iPod...and large doses of Flash, apparently. This gentleman is a one-man press release :)

    1. Re:Who is Phillip M. Torrone by darkov · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Slashdot is increasingly becoming a tool of the guerilla (sp?) marketers. Editors should get a clue on a story before posting it. What do these guys get paid for, anyway?

      But back on topic, am I the only one who wouldn't be seen dead driving one of these? It's so geeky in a very uncool way. And since you can't really carry anything on it which you could carry yourself, it screams "lazy prick" and is impractical. I predict after the early adopters, the people who think it's neat and people who collect artifacts of the modern age buy one, the company will quietly go out of business.

    2. Re:Who is Phillip M. Torrone by MrPeach · · Score: 1

      What, you mean all that time I've spent playing (insert PC game name) while talking to the other player via yahoo voice chat or roger wilco doesn't count? Or is it the couch part you think is revolutionary? Well, the ATI All-In-Wonder in my computer certainly managed to drive my big screen TV just fine. And all the wireless components let me drive it from the couch. Or is it the term console that makes it revolutionary? The Xbox is nothing more than a PC in a DRM skin.

      Get a clue, willya?

    3. Re:Who is Phillip M. Torrone by JohnFluxx · · Score: 2

      Personally I don't think they look to bad.

      I wonder if americans dislike it more than europeans. One reason for suggesting this is that americans are very into big 'image' cars compared to european small and fuel-efficent cars.
      Perhaps because of this, image is a lot more important to americans.

      Be interesting to see statistics on it :)

    4. Re:Who is Phillip M. Torrone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Console...PC...Console...PC
      Apple...orange...appl e...orange..
      The poster said: Console
      Even you'll agree there is a difference

      The Xbox is nothing more than a PC in a DRM skin.

      Ha! Thats classic. You mean to say that the Xbox is a computer??? No!!! Spare the thought.

    5. Re:Who is Phillip M. Torrone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      feel free to email me (pt@bookofseg.com) i do not work for or with segway in any way, i just happen to have one.

      cheers,
      pt

    6. Re:Who is Phillip M. Torrone by jericho4.0 · · Score: 2
      Good point. I could see this going much further, more quickly, in Europe.

      I'm a Canadian. Any time I cross the border I'm struck by how much bigger everybodys car is. And how much bigger every body is.

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    7. Re:Who is Phillip M. Torrone by ptorrone · · Score: 1

      yep, i really like my ipod and imac. when i can, i take pictures and write about'em too, i don't work for or with apple in any way, but i really do admire them. it seems the only thing some people want to see is negative stuff, it's the only "real" thing that qualifies anyone these days- being crumpy, but that's not for me, at least not yet. cheers, pt

    8. Re:Who is Phillip M. Torrone by Joheines · · Score: 1

      I think Europeans are into big image cars as much as Americans. However, in Europe, a BMW 3 series or a Mercedes A class has a much better image than a Ford F150, which people would rather associate with pig farmers or something.

    9. Re:Who is Phillip M. Torrone by TrekCycling · · Score: 1

      Oh no! This the SAME guy that's pimping Flash all the time? Talking about how Flash should replace web pages while he's (conveniently) selling books on Flash. I knew there was a reason I hated this site.

    10. Re:Who is Phillip M. Torrone by ptorrone · · Score: 1

      no--i don't think flash should replace web pages at all (ever) if you look at my sites, you'll not they do not contain flash. i do write books and article about using the swf format on mobile devices, i actually think that's one of the best places for it.

  4. Is anybody else still pissed of that this was "IT" by hector13 · · Score: 1

    Is anybody else still pissed of that this was "IT" or "Ginger" or whatever hell all that hype a few years ago was about?

    Change the way cities are built my ass! I still haven't seen many cities designed for pedestrians (atleast not in the US)!

  5. upright wheelchair by trance9 · · Score: 4, Interesting


    A reasonable bicycle can be had for around $100 and will get you anywhere you want to go, and get you into better shape as well. You won't sweat on your bike if you travel at segway speeds either.

    I really don't see the appeal of this $3000 upright motoroized wheelchair--what will it do for me that my bike won't?

    Can it hop curbs? Is it easy to lock up on the street? I just don't get it, sorry.

    1. Re:upright wheelchair by bdr1 · · Score: 1

      It's the razor scooter of the new millenia , apparently to some yet another overengineered toy

    2. Re:upright wheelchair by cuyler · · Score: 2

      Great arguement. You're right who would want to have a powered mode of transportation over the good old fashioned bicycle.

      Now, please re-read your arguement and make the following subsitutions:
      bike -> horse
      Segway -> car
      (You may wish to ignore the bit of getting sweaty on the horse...)

      Your arguement is not new. It's been said and lost before.

    3. Re:upright wheelchair by HEbGb · · Score: 2

      Bicycles can certainly go on the sidewalk, they're just dangerous and inconsiderate for the pedestrians.

      Just like the Segway.

    4. Re:upright wheelchair by WetCat · · Score: 1

      With the bicycle I found only 3 problems:
      1. Parking. How to park it at the office. Partial solution is to put it into basement of the building (no bicycle rails are provided at our building).
      For Segway this problem will arise too.
      2. Winter conditions. Nothing can really be done with that, but surely you'll be freezing while riding Segway much earlier than when riding a bicycle.
      3. Sweating and be able to get a good look before getting to the office. Hmm... Riding at a speed of Segway on a bicycle can partially solve this problem.
      For bicycle you need to eat more (which is not a problem), for Segway you need a dedicated socket
      which IS a problem.

    5. Re:upright wheelchair by EvanED · · Score: 2

      Bikes are a lot more dangerous and inconsiderate. They're bigger, and I presume would generally be faster, though I'm not sure of Segway's speed. This is why it's illegal to ride bikes on sidewalks, while some states have given explicit permission for segways to be used on them.

    6. Re:upright wheelchair by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 2

      Just like the Segway.

      Spoken like someone who knows absolutely nothing about them. Segways are NOT dangerous on the sidewalks.

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    7. Re:upright wheelchair by geek · · Score: 2

      After a while and after you are in shape sweating is a non issue. You'll find your pace and have the energy to do it without signifi9cantly increasing your heart rate. If it's a hot day you are going to sweat, segway or not.

      Considering distance isn't a factor on a bike, the better option is clear. People with Segways will be labeled lazy, it's just bound to happen.

    8. Re:upright wheelchair by Kenshin · · Score: 2

      Winter will do GREAT wonders for that Segway battery. I don't think its gyroscopes compensate for ice, either.

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    9. Re:upright wheelchair by jman11 · · Score: 1

      I'd recommend walking for where the bike is inappropriate. Particuarly if you want to be hanging round pedestrians.

      I can't believe someone invented this. Surely you can all walk, no? Testament to how incredibly lazy some people are.

      So mention stuff about the old aged and all that garbage, they've already got those dinky little carts.

    10. Re:upright wheelchair by trance9 · · Score: 4, Interesting


      At segway speeds on a bike you aren't going to work up a sweat at all, you'll use less energy than walking. Mostly you'll just be coasting along, and you'll pedal only every now and then.

      Powered individual transit ought to be able to merge in either with pedestrians or with cars. Otherwise it's too limited--if you can only ride on the road, or only on the sidewalk, if you can't hop curbs, etc., then it's kind of pointless.

      A non-motorized scooter, by the way, can hop curbs pretty easily: take your foot off for one second and step over the curb. You can do it smoothly and hardly breaking your speed.

      The self-balancing thing, I think, is a boondoggle. I'm not sure it's really that useful: a powered tricycle would also suit you but it wouldn't be so "cool".

      Well, if wasting $3000 is cool, welcome to it.

    11. Re:upright wheelchair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, right now it looks that way. But can you imagine what people originally thought of the bicycles, motorbikes and scooters when they made their first appearances? Probably something very similar to what you just said.

      Give it time. Once the price comes down to something realistic and the Segway proves to have quite a lot of practical use, more and more people will be willing to give them a try.

    12. Re:upright wheelchair by bwalling · · Score: 2

      Bicycles can certainly go on the sidewalk, they're just dangerous and inconsiderate for the pedestrians.

      Sure, they can, however, in many states bicycles are to behave as automobiles, riding in the street and following traffic laws.

    13. Re:upright wheelchair by bm_luethke · · Score: 3, Insightful

      well, for one thing the segway was more marketed towards people like mailmen and such - and it's an improvement over thier current needs.

      Then there are places that propelled transportation is very desirable (such as where I live, an extremely hilly area - east tennessee) where many hills are kinda long and steep for a bike ride (as a teenager I had a spedometer on my bike, by about halfway down the hill I lived on I got up to 45 MPH coasting - no input from me - and I finally lost nerve and braked - I was still accelerating). I've seen pictures from california where things are pretty dense and steep - so they would be usefull.

      The important part of your post is "what will it do for me that my bike won't?" - probably nothing, but that doesn't mean it won't for someone else - not every single person on the planet lives in the same environment that you do.

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    14. Re:upright wheelchair by billstewart · · Score: 2
      The article you're replying to asserts that if you're going at average Segway speeds, you won't get sweaty. At least on flat ground, I'd agree with that, though if you're on San Francisco's hills it may be a bit different. Certainly if you're cruising at 3-4mph on a bike like sidewalk speeds you're not putting out as much effort as walking - and if you want to cruise on the sidewalk at Segway speeds, e.g. 10mph, you're about as much traffic hazard as a bicycle and don't belong there. Now, I happen to disagree with the San Francisco board of supervisors decision to ban Segways from bike lanes. I think they should be able to coexist just fine with bikes in that environment. But they shouldn't be going fast on sidewalks if there are pedestrians around. If you want to go walking speed on sidewalks, there are old-people motorized chairs that work ok except on steep hills.

      And as far as powered transportation goes, yes, there's a place for it, and I've seen a wide variety of electric bikes in the ~$1000 range - lots cheaper than Segways, lighter though bigger, and much more versatile. (Also, an electric bike with the batteries run down works a lot better than a Segway with the batteries run down :-) Next step up, things like Vespa scooters in the $1000-2000 range give you a lot more speed and distance, or electric scooters in the $500 range get you Segway-like speed, range, and weight, though they're a lot lamer :-)

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    15. Re:upright wheelchair by DiscoOnTheSide · · Score: 1

      first off. a horse is another mouth to feed. It's also a living organism with will of its own. If it doesn't WANT to run fast that day, you're shit out of luck, unless you feel like beating the crap out of a horse. Highly inefficient, compared to cars. Most cars today have ranges well over 100 miles (assume it's a 4-cyl sedan with ~20 miles to the gallon and a 12 gallon tank, thats 240 miles, average speed of 60 mph, total: 4 hours) try riding a horse like that. You'll kill it. Yes, the segway is efficient, but it does not a) travel faster than a car b) travel that much faster than walking so the efficiency arguement is kinda lost.

      I can see it as a partial wheelchair replacement, for those that can walk but anything more than a block would be an exercize in frustration. Also it's too expensive for what you get. Hmmmm, pay three grand for the adult version of a razor scooter with a jetsons spin, or pay a hundered (or up to three if you want the nice suspension and whatnot) for a Bike that's only limited by your physical ability. And as you ride it you get stronger, so the bike gets faster the more you ride it. Segway does not.

      However, I say don't try and kill off the Segway before it gets at least an attempt to penetrate the market and society. It's internals and the inventions neccessary to drive it (the auto-balance, etc) are valueable in themselves and can be applied to other fields. (robotics, aircraft, jet power snowboard, whatever)

      Revolution? No. Nifty little invention that should make for some other interesting creations? Yes.

      If there's any spelling errors or anything of that sort I appologize. Still trying to get used to typing on a natural keyboard again, and I'm a comp sci major, not an english major. :)

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    16. Re:upright wheelchair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I don't like the idea of a segway for myself, but I think they're great for most other people.

      Why do I prefer a bike? With bike, you have to make an effort, you have to have some skill, you have to be fairly fit, careful, if you're riding on a sidewalk you have to be patient and careful about pedestrians, on the road you have to watch out for the cars. In return, you get: simpler, cheaper, get a workout, take some pride in your skillful riding, farther, no dependancy on electricity, ride in a forest or mountains, not that big a deal if stolen, etc.

      In the same vein as using threadmill at home instead of running, potato chips instead of salad, watching TV instead of playing chess, etc etc; Segway makes sense for convenience-loving, difficulty-hating average american.

      I think it's great that many people will use them instead of cars now, air will be cleaner, environment better, some of saved money may go to good causes; in all, the only trouble is that where people now walk a few blocks and get a bit of exercise they will segway the same few blocks, to detriment of their health.

      I think so far it looks like advantages will far outweight the problems.

      It would of course be even better if everybody was healthy and not lazy and don both car and segway for a bike and a run or a walk; but, get real. In real world as it is now, segway is a great little thing. In ten years it'll probably be $300 and will save god knows how much fresh air and money worldwide.

    17. Re:upright wheelchair by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 2

      I can't believe someone invented this. Surely you can all walk, no? Testament to how incredibly lazy some people are.

      And I simply can't believe how unimaginative people are when these things come up. Are you seriously suggesting that there's no place for powered transporation?

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    18. Re:upright wheelchair by HEbGb · · Score: 2

      A bicycle, blade, or scooter would be no more dangerous at equal speed.

      And I HAVE ridden a Segway, so back off.

    19. Re:upright wheelchair by jericho4.0 · · Score: 2

      That was a very polite 'fuck you', and it's a pity you got modded 'flamebait'. Oh, and this is off-topic, so go ahead.

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    20. Re:upright wheelchair by drsquare · · Score: 3, Funny

      But surely, if the segway was safe enough to go along the pavements with other people, then it would have to be going the same speed as walking people. And if it's going the same speed as walking people, then WHY THE HELL DON'T YOU JUST WALK????!??!??

      Unless of course, you're some INCREDIBLY lazy person who can't even walk without getting tired. Bloody hell, no wonder people are so fat these days if they need a $3000 dollar contraption to do all their walking for them!

      Personally, I walk 6 miles each way to college and back every day. In the rain. And the cold. And the wind. And the dark. Wearing only a t-shirt. And no hat. And the only thing keeping me going is a portion of sausage and chips picked up from the chippy half way there.

      People are far too soft and lazy these days.

    21. Re:upright wheelchair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right ON!!! Seriously this thing fits right into the fat lazy ass american lifestyle!!! C'mon get a bike...they rule!! and you can put a trailer on a bike if you need to cary alot of weight. Id put the bike up aginst the segway any day!

      -LiHGT

    22. Re:upright wheelchair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You, and the other reply here, are not thinking correctly about his analogy. Put yourself in 1905. That car is not going to go 240 miles on a tank of gas. It is going to have a crappy ride, get crappy mileage, break down frequently, and will cost a fortune. At that time, in all respects except image, a horse was the superior mode. What happened was that the cars gradually got better and better until it was clear to everyone that the automobile was superior to the horse.

      With the segway v. bike argument, the same conclusion is reached: the segway offers nothing more than the bike. In time, however, the descendants of the Segway *may* begin to offer features which will make them superior to bikes. That is what the parent is trying to communicate.

    23. Re:upright wheelchair by dead_penguin · · Score: 3, Funny

      Are you seriously suggesting that there's no place for powered transporation?

      I believe they already have these places. They're called "roads".

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    24. Re:upright wheelchair by DiscoOnTheSide · · Score: 1

      again, like I said, the segways themselves aren't that usefull, but the offspring of their technology will offer many kick ass things. Like maglev segways or hover skateboards (a la Back to the Future 2) or who knows...

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    25. Re:upright wheelchair by Dixie_Flatline · · Score: 2

      Bikes are not inconsiderate or dangerous. That's like saying cars are inconsiderate or dangerous. It's all about the driver of the vehicle. I race bikes, but when I'm on the sidewalk (for whatever reason) I coast and always have my fingers on the brakes. I've not hurt anyone is all my years of cycling. I probably never will.

      The segway is a bad solution to the wrong problem. It seeks to allow people to be just as complacent, without spending the money on gas to get their SUV to the corner store. What should be happening is people should be walking or using their bikes to go short distances. Small environmental impact and a little bit of exercise. According to statistics, those are both things that America really needs.

    26. Re:upright wheelchair by elite+lamer · · Score: 1

      I don't know about your state, but here in mine (California) anyone who wants to ride their bicycle on a sidewalk may do so. Why would you say they are faster than a Segway? You can ride your bicycle at any speed you please. You can pedal slowly or even walk your bicycle if you choose to do so, or you can pedal quickly if you need to get somewhere.

      Have you ever rode a bike before? Idiot.

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    27. Re:upright wheelchair by jman11 · · Score: 1

      I just think inventing something that can only go about 15 miles and at a bit over walking speed is probably duplicating something most of the world can do. WALKING.

      Those that can't walk have had their problem solved and they usually wouldn't want to be standing anyway.

      Not every new idea is a good one and if everyone who disagrees with a new idea is unimaginative. Then we should hope that most people are unimaginative.

    28. Re:upright wheelchair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anyway, I am so tired of the bicycle nazis coming out of the woodwork whenever the segway is mentioned

      Right, they're worse than the car drivers. Nothing more annoying than someone with the "True Believer" complex, whether it be religion, bicycles, vegetarianism, or some other cult.

    29. Re:upright wheelchair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's like saying cars are inconsiderate or dangerous

      Cars ARE inconsiderate and dangerous.

      What should be happening is people should be walking or using their bikes to go short distances.

      In other words, you've appointed yourself the dictator of how other people should live their lives.

      You HAVE heard of the concept of CHOICE, haven't you? There are countries that require mandatory exercise programs. The one that comes to mind is North Korea.

    30. Re:upright wheelchair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Testament to how incredibly lazy some people are.


      Testament to how self-righteous some people are.

      Here's a hint: You have the right to walk. You don't have the right to tell me to walk.

    31. Re:upright wheelchair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not to mention most people that don't want to walk are fat asses anyway and are over the weight limit for the Segway. hehe. 250lbs? Sheesh. 400lbs maybe.

    32. Re:upright wheelchair by JohnFluxx · · Score: 2

      Heh, I loved cycling down hill too, but never at that speed. I got scared when you are going so fast the whole bike is shaking and rattling.. of course I had a bike without fancy suspension so that wasn't particulary fast :) (I'm not implying that you did have fancy suspension)

    33. Re:upright wheelchair by EvanED · · Score: 2

      >>I don't know about your state, but here in mine (California) anyone who wants to ride their bicycle on a sidewalk may do so.

      That the laws vary from state to state is true. However, I would bet that msot states have laws similar to Pennsylvania's, which require that bikes obey all laws (including driving on the road, stopping for red lights and stop signs, and theoretically signalling (with hand signals) your turns and stops) that motor vehicles follow.

      >>Why would you say they are faster than a Segway? You can ride your bicycle at any speed you please. You can pedal slowly or even walk your bicycle if you choose to do so, or you can pedal quickly if you need to get somewhere.

      Also true. However, I would also bet that most people ride faster than Segways go. I'm not sure how fast that is.

    34. Re:upright wheelchair by EvanED · · Score: 3, Insightful

      >>Bikes are not inconsiderate or dangerous.

      This is true, but reaks of the "guns don't kill people" argument. What I mean is that, while it's certainly possible to use a bike considerately, and indeed most people do, it takes a bigger concious effort than just walking down the street, since you are much bigger and are moving much faster. Thus, it's much easier to be careless and inconsiderate, just as having a gun makes it infinitely easier to wound or kill someone. And believe me, as someone who both goes to Penn State and has lived in the town for over a decade, there are *plenty* of people who are both dangerous and inconsiderate.

    35. Re:upright wheelchair by g4dget · · Score: 2
      Now, please re-read your arguement and make the following subsitutions: bike -> horse, Segway -> car

      Horses are more expensive to use than cars, they are slower, and have shorter range.

      Bikes are less expensive to use than cars, they are faster, and have more range than Segways. And they keep you in shape, too.

      If you really want a motor, we have electric bicycles, mopeds, and motorcycles--still cheaper and faster than a Segway.

      That's easy, isn't it?

    36. Re:upright wheelchair by g4dget · · Score: 2

      Just get an electric bike, then. You still get exercise, it's cheaper than a Segway, and it gets you over the hills.

    37. Re:upright wheelchair by trance9 · · Score: 2


      I'm a little doubtful about using a segway in the mountains. If a segway can go 12mph up a steep hill and keep on doing that for a few hours I'll grant you a point for mountain use.

      A segway will have the same problem as a bike: it'll have to brake down the hill and accelerate up the hill. If it uses its motor for braking then it's going to have big problems in the mountain.

      Even if it doesn't I think it would lose its charge. But this is all speculation as I'm not gonna shell out $3k to find out.

    38. Re:upright wheelchair by bm_luethke · · Score: 1

      well, I was in my early teens and it wasn't even a ten speed. Thinking back it was REALLY stupid, but I suppose not the dumbest thing I did. I had the typical redneck upbringing: "mom, I'm going out to blow up my GI joe guys" "ok, be carefull of your fingers" (literal conversation I once had).

      I also caught my fingers on a belt sander in high school at the age of 14, I'm now 28 and I still have no finger prints on two fingers and have totally numb spot on one finger :).

      I can honestly say at this point I do very few really stupid things with dangerous items, i've already done them when I didn't have access to incredibly dangerous items (guns, wall electrical outlets, home shop equipment, etc.) - ironically I'm probably safer than most people with them (now at least :) ).

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    39. Re:upright wheelchair by bm_luethke · · Score: 2

      For most cities I would say hours aren't needed. Time to get from the grocery store and back is all (say 30 minutes at a maximum). Though I agree it's probably not the best (in this case a motor vehicle - not necessarily a car - is best) the question was what does it gain over a bike, and it does gain that in steep areas.

      A segway will have the same problem as a bike: it'll have to brake down the hill and accelerate up the hill

      well, they claim stair management so I would assume that is taken care of, it has to brake pretty hard going down steps. Though, like you, I'm not going top pay $3k to test :) (as I said above I'm only offering what it buys over a bicycle in certain conditions, not why every one should have one)

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    40. Re:upright wheelchair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even back in 1905, having a car could get you laid. Not so for a Segway.

    41. Re:upright wheelchair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I live in San Francisco, California and you can not legally ride a bike on the sidewalk (nor a Segway).

    42. Re:upright wheelchair by JohnFluxx · · Score: 2

      Heh, I've had a share of accidents on my bike :)
      Talking about wall electrical outlets, I remember me and a friend dropped a table on one, and the cover broke off. So real cautiously my friend goes and tries and puts the cover back on, shorting it and causing the brightest flash I've seen and causing our hearts to stop for several minutes i'm sure ;)

    43. Re:upright wheelchair by bm_luethke · · Score: 1

      The best wall outlet story I have is back in the mid to late 80's: you had ghostbusters slime and Mr. Wizard. The slime required a certain amount of heat to become "slimey", otherwise it was quite hard. Mr. Wizard had an episode where he cooked a hotdog with electricity. To a 10-12 year old there was no mention of the ac-dc converter nor the idea of resistance. Well, it took 10-15 minutes to warm the slime with your hands, if he could cook a hotdog in a few seconds I could have great slime almost instantly with electricity. So I took a peice of junk I had and cut the wire from it, next I stripped the ends of the wire and pushed them into the slime (180's degrees apart in the circular container). I then plugged the line into the wall where immediatly nearly 1/4 or so of the slime was rendered into carbon and two large fireballs shot from the wall outlet. The larger of the fireballs burned about a quarter size hole in my shirt and I had a slight burn on my chest. That was a large part of my interest in electronics (though much of it was a quest to blow up as many parts as possible, culminating in college and a step-up transformer and some LED's and AND gates).

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    44. Re:upright wheelchair by Spunk · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Interesting that you call it that.

      Kamen actually has created an upright wheelchair. Once it's in mass-production, it should do amazing things for the disabled.

      For those of us who can walk ... I don't really get the Segway either.

    45. Re:upright wheelchair by TrekCycling · · Score: 1

      That's funny, incidentally. I'm one of those crazy people who ditched my car as well. Except, I ditched it for a bike. Oh, and I lost 150lbs. in the process. The Segway is going the wrong direction. If anything, people should be questioning the fact that they don't propel themselves more with their bodies. Since a Segway doesn't protect you any more from the rain than a bike does and you get less exercise AND it costs more AND it isn't really "zero emissions" (the mensa who put together this site doesn't seem to realize that the energy that powers the Segway comes from *somewhere*) I really don't see the point to it.

    46. Re:upright wheelchair by jman11 · · Score: 1

      I'm merely invoking my right to call you a lazy bastard when you use one.

      I do have the right to tell you you should walk and not be lazy, you have the right to ignore me.

      Freedom of speech is a wonderful thing isn't it? When you can find the law that says I can't tell you that you should walk, do tell.

      Now passing a law against it, that's a different matter.

    47. Re:upright wheelchair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bullshit. I've been ticketed for riding a bike on the sidewalk in California. I was in no way reckless, either. The ticket was solely for riding on a sidewalk. Fifty bucks.

    48. Re:upright wheelchair by Frodo2002 · · Score: 1

      45MPH???? That is pathetic. Call me when you cross the 60MPH mark on a bicycle. (Ou Kaapse Weg, Cape Town, South Africa in a Cape gale ha ha ha!)

    49. Re:upright wheelchair by ckedge · · Score: 1

      I live in Toronto, near a major intersection. About 1 mile away from work. I walk it, and that's not ever going to change.

      However I couldn't bike it if I wanted to. Bikes are not allowed on sidewalks, and the main streets are insanely busy. To use side-streets would take me twice the distance. I've always wished I could get to work in 5 minutes instead of 20 minutes (say on days when I'm late), but currently I have no option other than walking.

      But a segway, a segway would be perfect.

      (Of course in my specific case, 1 mile is too small a distance to make it worth my while. But imagine if I lived on one side of the Toronto core, while my job was 3 miles away on the other side. Same problem, taking a bike would be too indirect or too dangerous, but a segway on an uncrowded sidewalk would be perfect.

      So the segway isn't going to replace cars, bikes, or walking in all circumstances. But there will be circumstances where it would be perfect.

      Heh, betcha it would fit nicer in my bachelor apartment than a big long bike as well!

    50. Re:upright wheelchair by ckedge · · Score: 2
      Are you seriously suggesting that there's no place for powered transporation?
      ....
      I believe they already have these places. They're called "roads".


      Uhhh, so you're suggesting that the average people (not daredevil bike couriers, but average everyday people) who ride bikes and 4 horsepower electric vehicles should share interstates and 4 lane downtown roads with 2 ton 150 horsepower behemoths.

      Oh you're just the epitomy of sane forward thinking.

    51. Re:upright wheelchair by digitalcowboy · · Score: 2

      Personally, I walk 6 miles each way to college and back every day. In the rain. And the cold. And the wind. And the dark. Wearing only a t-shirt. And no hat. And the only thing keeping me going is a portion of sausage and chips picked up from the chippy half way there.

      Yeah, but have you ever done it uphill, both ways, in the snow, barefoot?

    52. Re:upright wheelchair by dead_penguin · · Score: 2

      Actually, yes, within certain reasonable bounds.

      While most highways within cities are probably not safe for biking (too many on/off ramps and vehicles merging), pretty much every highway I've seen has a very wide shoulder giving a cyclist a safe distance from the traffic. Most off-ramps in this area even have signs for cyclists telling them to "Cross here when safe" or indicating a safer alternate route to get across for busier places.

      As far as cycling on city streets, there are roads I'd avoid because the traffic is just too much. I don't feel absolutely safe in a car on these roads either though. For my commute to work (on a bike, of course), I tend to stick to stick to designated bike routes. These are normal roads running parallel to the major arterials, with bike + pedestrian operated lights where they cross the bigger streets.

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    53. Re:upright wheelchair by drsquare · · Score: 1

      No, it's a relatively flat journey, I don't go over any hills or anything, and the weather's usually too wet for any snow. And I can afford shoes so I don't have to go barefoot.

  6. Maybe just cynical, but... by Urthpaw · · Score: 5, Informative

    The domain "bookofseg.com" is registered to Phillip Torrone. (listed on the about page as well). According to his site , this guy works at Fallon , an advertising company devoted to "generating disproportionate results for our clients through a unique combination of rigor, relentlessness, and surprise" .

    What I'm getting at is, how do we know that this site isn't just a plant by Segway's marketing agency?

    1. Re:Maybe just cynical, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You went through all that trouble to look that up? Get a fucking life, Urthpaw.

    2. Re:Maybe just cynical, but... by quantumparadox · · Score: 2, Insightful

      simple, it IS a plant by segway's marketing department. I know people make fan sites ... but some of that stuff goes beyond simple fan-boy articles. He's even got links to buy it at amazon. Its a barely covered astroturf campaign. To top it off he even throws in a great description of Kamen. If I read any more of this site I'm gonna puke.

      "over thanksgiving weekend, we went to dean kamen's house for a amazing tour, a great dinner and a glimpse into one of the greatest minds of our time...i'll have a full write up later..."

      He's more bought than a hooker's enthusiam. NT though

    3. Re:Maybe just cynical, but... by jerrytcow · · Score: 2
      What I'm getting at is, how do we know that this site isn't just a plant by Segway's marketing agency?

      I'm pretty sure it is. This page made me suspicious when the author claims getting rid of a car will save $16,000/year. $10,000/year for payments and insurance? What kind of car is he driving? I would say $300 or so per month is a typical car payment, and my insurance with collision and tons of liability is $600/year. Their estimate of $5,000/yr for fuel and maintenance? If this person really drives 100,000 miles per year, I'm not sure a segway will cut it.

      The entire site is an ad for segway.

    4. Re:Maybe just cynical, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I dunno, maybe people who work in marketing agencies actually just MARKET everything all the time, even when they're not explicitly being paid for it. I.E., that's just how he talks, and that's just how he makes a personal web site.

      For instance when he asks his wife to get something at the store:

      Dude: "Honey, next time you're at the supermarket, can you pick up a FunPack(R) of Snickers(R) for the kids? You know our children love the tasty nougat, roasted peanuts, rich caramel, and creamy delicious chocolate! Not to mention the exciting size that just screams 'FUN'! Don't let hunger happen to you!(tm)"

      Wife: "Okay dear, but you really don't have to actually SAY 'registered trademark', okay?"

    5. Re:Maybe just cynical, but... by istartedi · · Score: 2

      You know what this reminds me of? The Blair Witch Project. It's been the same kind of effort to create buzz in the media and on the internet, with the hope that they can get everybody to shell out for something crappy (which I did for Blair Witch, because, well... I just had to see what people were talking about). Only difference is, plunking down $7 at the multiplex and wasting a couple hours is much less a waste than plunking down $3000 and getting honked at by drivers and scowled at by pedestrians.

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    6. Re:Maybe just cynical, but... by mstra · · Score: 1

      We're getting off-topic, but you very clearly did NOT understand .

      The point of the project was not "sell our crappy movie through hype", but rather "extend the movie experience out of the theater."

      Now, perhaps you think it didn't work (and you could be right), but let's not compare indies and oranges, kay?

      m.

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  7. Only useful in certain environments by bwalling · · Score: 5, Insightful

    That thing only has a range of 15 miles. That's really not very far if you're not in college or living in Manhatten. It's 7 miles round trip for me to get to a grocery store. Beyond the grocery store (and a gas station), it's well more than 15 miles to get to anything else.

    Before you ask: no, I don't live in the boondocks. I live in a metropolitan area (Tampa, FL, US).

    1. Re:Only useful in certain environments by wadetemp · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I think more important than range in your case is carrying capacity. Even if you can get to the grocery store with it... what's the point? Plan on riding it 7 miles daily to pick up groceries? :) You won't even get any exercise for your wasted time and trouble.

    2. Re:Only useful in certain environments by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You fucking queer retard, Tampa's a third world city in a cut rate penis of a peninsula.

      You moron, Clearwater/St Pete is on the peninsula, not Tampa.

    3. Re:Only useful in certain environments by Baloo+Ursidae · · Score: 1

      Damn! Your city was poorly planned. You need guys should vote your own Metro into existance. It's worked wonders for Portland.

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    4. Re:Only useful in certain environments by silentbozo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I agree. If I lived in a city where you had to drive 7 miles just to buy groceries, I'd shoot the city planner, guy in charge of zoning, and the asshole developers who built the residental areas. Do you even have sidewalks (and if you do, did they plant shade trees?), or mass transit?

      This kind of sprawl is the sort of thing the Segway is meant to combat, as sprawl depends on cars. If you get people out of their cars, even up to the 4 or 5 mile limit, smaller stores in a mixed-use environment become more practical, and you can dramatically reduce the imapact that car traffic has on urban environments (stuff like pollution, excessively wide roads that you can't cross safely as a pedestrian, loss of useable space in favor of parking lots or parking garages, etc.)

    5. Re:Only useful in certain environments by bwalling · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I agree. If I lived in a city where you had to drive 7 miles just to buy groceries, I'd shoot the city planner, guy in charge of zoning, and the asshole developers who built the residental areas. Do you even have sidewalks (and if you do, did they plant shade trees?), or mass transit?


      No mass transit here (Tampa Bay area). Not much chance of a subway - there's water 3.5 feet down. Busing sucks.

      There is a nice sidewalk (8ft wide) between my house and the grocery store. I just happen to live in the very back of the neighborhood. However, many of the houses around here (North Pinllas) are in my situation, with considerable distance to shopping, despite this being an overdeveloped county.

    6. Re:Only useful in certain environments by Planesdragon · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Before you ask: no, I don't live in the boondocks. I live in a metropolitan area (Tampa, FL, US).

      Sorry, if anyplace worth going is 3 1/2 miles away, you're probably in the boondocks. And if anyplace more interesting than a gas station and a grocery store is further away than 15 miles, it's a high probability.

      Sure, you could probably plead "suburbia" instead of "sticks", but that's certainly not a "metropolitan area."

    7. Re:Only useful in certain environments by bwalling · · Score: 2

      Sorry, if anyplace worth going is 3 1/2 miles away, you're probably in the boondocks. And if anyplace more interesting than a gas station and a grocery store is further away than 15 miles, it's a high probability

      15 miles round trip. I live in a neighborhood surrounded by a preserve.

    8. Re:Only useful in certain environments by Garion911 · · Score: 1

      If state = Florida Then s/preserve/swamp/

      (I would do straight perl, but I'm perl drainbramaged.....)

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    9. Re:Only useful in certain environments by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll tell you how to solve the issues in St. Pete area. Just put a mild stimulant in the city water; not enough to hurt most people, but enough to implode all the fucking senior citizens hearts. Then, plow all the retirement communities, Morrison's Cafeterias, extraneous hospitals, and $1 movie theaters into the ground and there'll be plenty of room to rebuild the area to suit those of us who are not walking fossils.

    10. Re:Only useful in certain environments by Artifex · · Score: 1
      If I lived in a city where you had to drive 7 miles just to buy groceries, I'd shoot the city planner, guy in charge of zoning, and the asshole developers who built the residental areas.


      Why? Theoretically speaking, you chose to live there. If you don't like it, move.
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    11. Re:Only useful in certain environments by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      It's only 2 miles to work for me (one-way), and maybe 5 miles to the largest shopping center in the area; I live inside of the city limits, and there's a grocery store, police station, movie theater, drugstore, college, gas station, two banks, three restaurants, post office, and a hair salon within four blocks.

      I live in what can be justly termed "metropolitan area", or better yet, "urban." A vehicle with the segway's range and efficincy would make sense for me; if the rail system was better in the USA, it might even make sense for those living in conditions like I do to skip the car and just use the short-range vehicle.

      Segways aren't for everyone, but there is a potential place for them--and that place is in cities. (50 lbs of cargo room isn't anything to shake a stick at, either--walking even two blocks with 50 lbs, or trying to ride a bike with 50 lbs, is hardly anything worth trying.)

    12. Re:Only useful in certain environments by Joey7F · · Score: 2

      True, where in Tampa did this guy live? Within 5 miles are 3 big grocery stores, 15 gas stations and tons of fast food...

      --Joey

    13. Re:Only useful in certain environments by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (s/preserve/swamp/) if (state eq "Florida");

    14. Re:Only useful in certain environments by MrMiyagi · · Score: 1

      Also, I think the Segway is only useful in a moderately warm year-round climate like California or Vancouver.

      I don't see myself using this thing when it's -10 outside or if there's snow on the sidewalk.

    15. Re:Only useful in certain environments by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, you've got issues. Get help.

    16. Re:Only useful in certain environments by NineNine · · Score: 2

      Hey, if you want to live in a city in apartments that feel like stacked animal cages, that's your right. I live in the country on a gorgeous several acre tract, and I wouldn't trade it for a loud, smelly, cramped, stressful, expensive city for a million bucks. Just because you happen to like city "life" doesn't make it the one "right" way to live. I happen to think that most city dwellers live miserable existences.

  8. Innovation by uptownguy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Offtopic alert -- but I had to reply:

    Funny you should mention this. I gave up using my Palm about 2 years ago. It's strictly a toy.

    Ever buy a fold-up keyboard for a Palm? And use something like WordSmith? Ever just slip the keyboard and the Palm into your pocket, go someplace and just WRITE? Having the keyboard with me everywhere is what made it a killer "app" for me. Meetings, coffeeshops... no more yellow pads. No more searching for information. I've always got it with me. And before I saw the keyboard, I couldn't even imagine it.

    The most exciting part, for me, about something new is waiting to see how people innovate. I'd keep watching the Segway...

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    1. Re:Innovation by Corporate+Troll · · Score: 1

      And that's why I've got a Psion. Way more powerfull than a Palm including touchscreen. Too bad Psion stopped making them. A truly good PDA seeing death because technology doesn't win over marketing.

    2. Re:Innovation by gilroy · · Score: 2
      Blockquoth the poster:

      The most exciting part, for me, about something new is waiting to see how people innovate.

      Just because something is new, doesn't means it's truly innovative... The Segway strikes me as a solution in search of a problem -- and for the problems it would solve, there already exist mature-tech and better solutions.
    3. Re:Innovation by JohnFluxx · · Score: 2

      I'm saving up to get a keyboard for my palm (why are they so expensive??). Then at last I can code and document on it. (vi for coding, not sure yet for documenting - probably vi also since I don't need formatting, or if I do, I can live with docbook, latex, or something :)

    4. Re:Innovation by compwizrd · · Score: 1

      Get one off ebay. I've bought two so far at 30 bucks apiece, brand new in the packaging. They're even the official Palm keyboard, not a cheap knockoff.

      I just need to get around to registering Afterburner, so i can underclock my Handera 330 down to 10mhz from 33.(The keyboard doesn't work with the shareware version)

    5. Re:Innovation by matguy · · Score: 1

      The Philips Velo 500 was good too, too bad mine eventually broke (screen just shows lines now.)

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      matguy(.com)
    6. Re:Innovation by uptownguy · · Score: 1

      (why are they so expensive??)

      Three words: Supply and demand.

      Or two even better words: Market forces.

      Seriously, though -- 95% of what I (and, by extension, everyone else, naturally) do on a laptop is send email or review/write documents. A laptop battery lasts 2-3 hours -- tops. A laptop with bag weighs 5-10 lbs. A new laptop starts at around $1000 (US).

      A fully loaded handheld, with keyboard, applications and internet access, can be had for under $500.

      And now for my dream -- a handheld with 32-256MB storage, color, hires (320x320, not THAT hard, is it?), keyboard, wireless internet and vibrating notification for new emails/IMs... I love my Clie, I really do, but I wish I could use it with a keyboard *AND* wireless internet at the same time.

      As for your wish, JohnFluxx(413620), I'd say keep at the vi and coding -- then take a quick consulting job and work an extra 2 hours and that keyboard will be YOURS. $99 retail. Approx. half that if you keep your eyes open for Open Box/rebates/returns at Best Buy/Circuit City...

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      I would have to say that explosives are the most abused technology in all of history.
    7. Re:Innovation by JohnFluxx · · Score: 2

      Heh. I won my ipaq, and it costs more than my gf's laptop. But I can't quite justify spending £90 on it yet - I'll have a hunt on ebay tho, although I distrust ebay.

    8. Re:Innovation by Zack · · Score: 1

      I'm responding to you via my new Habdspring Treo, a generous gift from my girlfriend. It's great. Treo 300, phone, PDA, wireless internet, emails, color screen... even an ssh client and (this scares me) a VNC client. with a thumb keyboard on it I get decent typing speeds and unlimited PCS Vision for data rocks too.

      and with the multitude of applicatons for PalmOS, there's ton of programs available. I recently got the SDK working and will be writing my own to fill the gap.

      There's a few things lacking though, I want an email client that alerts (vibrates) on new messages (like the RIM Blackberry does) an AOL I'm client that doesn't crash it, and while I'm at it I'll take a web browser that open more than one page at a time and mutlitasking too.

      all is all, I love it. Many in my family have clies, blackberrys, cell phone, and / or visors. I would trade my treo for anything.

    9. Re:Innovation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what palm do you have? i have an extra PPK (palm portable keyboard) with the older style connector that i dont use. http://diversionmary.com/ppk.html

      pthree

    10. Re:Innovation by JohnFluxx · · Score: 2

      It's one of those ipaqs with bluetooth support - forget the number.

  9. Don't get jumped by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You would be better of on a moped or bicycle. The last 2 travel fast enough so that someone can't jump you and take it from you. Even if they did you wont be out of $4000.00.

    If you travel on a Segway someone will jump you for rolling down in something so gay.

  10. You are right! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is JUST A COMMERCIAL for Segway, not a real article at all, but Slashdotters are suckers, by and large! Proof is in the reading!

  11. Segway Banned in San Francisco by Anenga · · Score: 3, Interesting

    If you haven't heard, the was banned in San Francisco. Ouch.

    The judges claim they banned it because it is "unsafe for city sidewalks", but they also commented that the Segway is "a national threat at least as grave as Iraq" because of laziness. I don't think Iraq is that dangerous, so I don't know exactly what that comment is suppost to mean =) Also they said they didn't want to see a "potential tsunami of lard".

    Personally, I don't think Segway is the "future of transportation". I'd much rather see PRT everywhere in the future.

    1. Re:Segway Banned in San Francisco by GargoyleTS · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I'm fat enough as it is. What I and Americans in general need is *MORE* excercise, not LESS!! I live in Oklahoma City which a fairly sprawled out city (3rd largest in area in US, but way down on population) and a meesly little 15 miles per charge won't even get me to work! But on a bike (soon as i find one for "big guys") i can go as far as i need to without stopping to recharge (faster too!). This thing was all hype from the go and is destined to die. Anybody wanna buy some pet rocks? No? How about an amphibious car? Swampland in Arizona? Oh well.....

    2. Re:Segway Banned in San Francisco by benzapp · · Score: 2

      I'd much rather see PRT [taxi2000.com] everywhere in the future.

      They have something similar to that here. Its call the subway.

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    3. Re:Segway Banned in San Francisco by martyn+s · · Score: 1

      By the way: the MTA has a new (and easier) domain name. Try mta.info . It works

      subway

    4. Re:Segway Banned in San Francisco by vondo · · Score: 3, Informative
      The judges claim they banned it because it is "unsafe for city sidewalks",


      The ban was by the "supervisors," presumably the city council equivalent. Not judges who don't (or at least aren't supposed to) make policy.


      commented that the Segway is "a national threat at least as grave as Iraq" because of laziness. I don't think Iraq is that dangerous, so I don't know exactly what that comment is suppost to mean =) Also they said they didn't want to see a "potential tsunami of lard".


      These comments were made by an editorial writer for the SF Times, not any government official.

  12. My Segway HT "Month-iversary" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My Segway HT "Month-iversary"!!! more like celda

  13. Weight by uptownguy · · Score: 5, Informative

    Incidentally, does anyone know how much weight the Segway is designed to handle?

    From the How Stuff Works Website:

    Weight capacity: 250 pound (110 kg) person with 75 pounds (34 kg) of cargo.

    (Good link about more Segway stuff without all of the marketing hype at Howstuffworks, too.)

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    I would have to say that explosives are the most abused technology in all of history.
    1. Re:Weight by EvilAlien · · Score: 3, Interesting
      By "cargo", do they mean "belly" and/or "ass"?

      If the Segway replaces walking for the average person, then the "it will make Americans fatter" argument has some merit unless the users' lifestyle is adjusted to compensate, i.e., more trips to the gym via Segway. If it replaces driving, then we will see environmental benefits. If it replaces biking, we are midway between the two.

      I just don't see the point of this technology. It is the most over-hyped invention I've ever seen. I'd rather spend a couple grand on some neat technology that helps me get smarter or at least has some entertainment value (travelling between point A and point B has to get pretty boring pretty fast). I see no value in the Segway.

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    2. Re:Weight by Desert+Raven · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Weight capacity: 250 pound (110 kg) person with 75 pounds (34 kg) of cargo.

      It's gonna have to do a lot better than that if it's going to succeed. Let's face it, the folks most likely to want one are those who sweat five gallons walking across the street.

      The local ambulance company here just got a special ambulance for handling extremely heavy patients. (Extra-heavy rear suspension, extra-large stretcher, electric winch to pull the stretcher in, etc...) They won't even dispatch it unless the patient weighs more than 500 pounds...

      The crews assigned to it hate it because they don't get to take a break all day. They run from call to call from the moment shift starts until the shift ends. Regular ambulance crews are still getting calls to handle extremely overweight patients, because there's just so damn many of them.

      The way I figure it, if they don't build it to handle at least 450+ pounds, they're going to be dealing with lawsuits because they're breaking, or ADA lawsuits because it won't handle weight-challenged people.

    3. Re:Weight by matguy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Without going too much in to weight debates, maybe the point is if you're too heavy for the Segway the excercise may do you some good.

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      matguy(.com)
    4. Re:Weight by malarkey · · Score: 2, Funny
      unless the users' lifestyle is adjusted to compensate, i.e., more trips to the gym via Segway

      Then after riding to the gym on the Segway they take the elevator up to the gym to get on the step machine!!!

    5. Re:Weight by Bastian · · Score: 2

      At 12mph, the Segway isn't going to be useful except as a replacement for walking. Maybe it would work as a way to transport stuff like 75lb mailbags that are too much for one person to carry, but with the company advertising it as a way to imporve employee productivity by reducing the time they walk, this seems like the perfect way to make people fat - it's well known that exercise as a part of one's lifestyle, even if it's just walking a lot, is generally more effective than going to the gym - it's certainly more effective if you count the likelihood of a given person sticking to the exercise.

      I think that the thing that a lot of corporations who see the Segway as a productivity booster don't see is that this will probably result in a productivity loss - when I'm walking around during work, I'm often doing work such as looking over papers and the like. I don't think that would be happening if I had to be concerned with making sure my Segway isn't bumping into anything. Plus, every extra pound of fat on an employee is more potential money you're spending either on higher insurance premiums or on giving them sick leave for their coronary bypasses and the like.

    6. Re:Weight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      uh, my dad almost weighs 250 of pure muscle, and I'm getting there. and I know about of football players do (tight ends?). so uh.. ? I'm not sure of this "cargo" is separate from the supporting mechanism for the passenger or what, but if that's not accumulative weight support, it sucks. Lots of people weigh 250 and are not fat.

    7. Re:Weight by MKalus · · Score: 2

      And on that note I guess I am going to head into the Gym now.....

      No seriously, I can see a certain sense in having a Segway (postalworkers for example) but for the average person? Heck, that thing has the ability to become the SUV of Sidewalks.

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    8. Re:Weight by ptorrone · · Score: 1

      i was able to give up a car, so while i think that will be hard for most people (i happen to live 3-5 miles to just about everything) a small percentage of people like me might consider the segway and *that* is much better than real suvs on the roads. cheers, pt

    9. Re:Weight by Betcour · · Score: 1

      For urban peoples this is perfect. Most of the time you have to move a bit too far to walk but a bit too close to take your car (and bother finding a parking space). The Segway is perfect in this environement.

    10. Re:Weight by Desert+Raven · · Score: 1

      Without going too much in to weight debates, maybe the point is if you're too heavy for the Segway the excercise may do you some good.

      Yeah, you would think. Yet, somehow, extremely overweight people managed to get themselves classed under the ADA as handicapped, allowing them to use handicapped parking spaces so they don't have to walk so far to the store to buy their twinkies.

      Logic has nothing to do with social reality.

    11. Re:Weight by WiggyWack · · Score: 1
      I still don't understand why stupid comments like the one I'm responding to get modded up all the way to a 5.

      The average American woman is 140 pounds. The average American male is about 180 pounds. So a 250 pound person weight maximum is well below average.

      Your comment about the average person interested in a Segway being over 250 pounds is just a weak guess on your part and makes no sense. You honestly think the only use for a Segway is to be more lazy? Sheesh. I guess you just run everywhere.

      And ADA lawsuits aren't gonna touch a private company's product, dumbass. Even bicycles have weight limits and the ADA isn't suing them.

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    12. Re:Weight by ptorrone · · Score: 2, Interesting

      you're kidding right? most people don't weigh 250lbs don't...i weigh under the average of 180lbs...if you read my site, you'll see i've actually unexpectedly lost weight since getting the segway ht since i have more time to exercise as opposed to sitting in traffic. the segway chassis can support 7 tons (that's what they tested it to as i recall) the weight limit has more to do with operational safety and recommended guidelines. cheers, pt

  14. Sorry Mr. Tarrone, by NeuroManson · · Score: 2

    I won't be buying your Segway, when I can easily afford a decent used car for the same price, and actually be able to get around the Puget Sound (try getting anywhere here with a Segway, and be prepared to do a lot of hitchhiking).

    You'll just have to troll for sales elsewhere.

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  15. DIY by Cyno01 · · Score: 1

    I got a gyroscope the other day, if i get some more i could probably turn my lawnmower into a segway.

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    "Sic Semper Tyrannosaurus Rex."
  16. Seg Way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Rhymes with GAY! Figure it out, this is an advertisement, not a real story! Suckered again Slashdot? Yep, apparently! Time to get real jobs and leave the reporting to AC's! Perl weenies!

  17. Editors, Jesus... by TheOnlyCoolTim · · Score: 1, Troll

    Just because someone makes a wonderful astroturf site doesn't mean that you have to link to it.

    Tim

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    1. Re:Editors, Jesus... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Phil Torrone is a Blowhard Nobody. Just because he runs around hyping all the latest gear (Look at me everybody, I'm riding a segway, listening to an Ipod and navigating by my GPS, Whee!!!) doesn't make his self-promotion relevant or worthy of getting slashdotted. Segway LLC should slap him for grandstanding.

    2. Re:Editors, Jesus... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      duh genius va software corporation is obviously getting financial compensation for the use of it's assets regarding the promotion of said merchandise.

      let's not be naive ok.

  18. Just what we need... by Rainier+Wolfecastle · · Score: 1

    This is just what the world needs; another way for people to get even less exercise.

  19. Im' just gonna steal yours by Anon0mous · · Score: 0


    hey check it out , no number plates or tax either, all i need to do is stick a gun in your face and not only is your laptop ($2k),pda($250),cellphone ($500), watch+jewelerry ($1000) and wallets ($250 + cards) all mine but a $3000 scooter to ride off into the sunset with all my loot ! hah haaa

    hmm or shall i just fall over in front of you , tell the police that you hit me with it as i was walking , then all i need to do is sue your pants off with a nice damages claim , bling bling mf !!

    boy i just hope you got good insurance

    i cant wait to see you on the sidewalk round my way with one of these !!

  20. Segway modding! by Dark+Lord+Seth · · Score: 5, Funny

    New hobby for those of you with too much money and spare time! Segway modding! New mods include:

    • Supercharger
    • Tank tracks
    • Built-in boombox
    • Ridiculous amounts of blue LEDs
    • Ridiculous amounts of red LEDs
    • Ridiculous amounts of red LEDs with a KIT car pattern (cheesy music excluded)
    • USAF certified afterburner
    • 2U rackmounts
    • Nuclear reactor (fuel rods excluded)
    • Nuclear fuel rods (reactor excluded)
    • Fuzzy dice
    • Dual/quad exhaust
    1. Re:Segway modding! by bobdotorg · · Score: 2

      Hey! I just saw one of those here in L.A..

      It's called a Segway Type R.

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    2. Re:Segway modding! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      C'mon man, you missed some obvious ones:
      • Ridiculously large spoiler
      • Ridiculously large bass units
      • Flame decals
      • Huge air intake up front
      • Water cooling
      • Desks with built-in Segways
      • Ridiculous amounts of Neon
      • Hydrolics
      • Gun racks (for those of us down south)
      • Replacing the wheels with goldfish tanks
      • Way-too-open cases (for those who want to be able to rewire the damn thing every couple of minutes)
    3. Re:Segway modding! by Have+Blue · · Score: 2
      • Big-ass spoiler.
    4. Re:Segway modding! by JohnFluxx · · Score: 2

      How about one of the high-frequency noise emitors for shattering windows that you are about to crash into, like in Snow Crash.

  21. Disneyworld has 32 of them.... by droopus · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I just came back from a trip to Disneyworld and they have 32 Segways for what seemed like managerial staff and patrolling the parking lots. Even considering how stair-free WDW is, and what large distances might need to be crossed, when I saw the first Segway in the Epcot plaza, first I thought "this is the best tech they can show off? Pffft."

    Then I thought, "hmm, big distances to cover, maybe not the worst idea I ever heard."

    Then I saw the huge Segway display at Innoventions and realized it was just more smart marketing by Dean Kamen. The yokels were all saying "gaaaahlee where's the gas tank?" and similar comments, then getting lessons in gyroscopic stabilization and Michelin tire alchemy from the well-rehearsed cast members. Hey, if they can get high visibility at Epcot, that's better than /.,right? B)

    I've tried one...yeah they are neat, but at 80 pounds, just too heavy to lug ino my car trunk or public transport and when compared for value with a $150 electric Razor, it loses. But as someone said above..bring em down to $500 and I'll consider it.

    Oh, BTW, I lost all respect when I saw them selling whirling Buzz Lightyear lights, glow sticks and flashlight ight-sabers off the Segways at Epcot at night. Gah.

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    1. Re:Disneyworld has 32 of them.... by bje2 · · Score: 2

      "Then I saw the huge Segway display at Innoventions and realized it was just more smart marketing by Dean Kamen. The yokels were all saying "gaaaahlee where's the gas tank?" and similar comments, then getting lessons in gyroscopic stabilization and Michelin tire alchemy from the well-rehearsed cast members. Hey, if they can get high visibility at Epcot, that's better than /.,right? B)"

      that's cool, i didn't know they were having a segway display at innoventions...but, actually, they've been showing Kamen stuff off there for a while...i was there like 2 or 3 summers ago, and they had a couple of Dean Kamen inventions, most notably the wheelchair he worked on that could balance on two wheels (again - gyroscopes), and also go and down stairs...

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    2. Re:Disneyworld has 32 of them.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the FIRST competition is held at Epcot, so it really isn't too surprising that Kamen has inroads there...

    3. Re:Disneyworld has 32 of them.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Disneyland has one in the "Hall of Innoventions". The average person can't use it, but one of the staff members shows it off periodically.

    4. Re:Disneyworld has 32 of them.... by Idarubicin · · Score: 2
      I just came back from a trip to Disneyworld and they have 32 Segways for what seemed like managerial staff and patrolling the parking lots.

      I gotta wonder about that last potential application. For those who have been to Disneyworld--do you remember how large the parking lots are? There are trams running continuously from the far reaches of the parking lots to the gates. Specially trained service people help tourists locate their lost rental cars (all identical). The Segway has a range of only fifteen miles--how big are the parking lots? And why can't any other vehicle navigate them? Under most circumstances, they move thousands of full-sized cars through those lots. Can't you buy a golf cart with more range, storage capacity, and a nice sun shade for three thousand dollars?

      Right you are about Kamen. My hat's off to him for all the brilliant advertainment at Epcot. And I agree; the Segway probably is well-suited to the selling-glowsticks-and-crappy-tourist-knicknacks niche. Then again--how hard was it for the guys selling this stuff to walk?

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      ~Idarubicin
    5. Re:Disneyworld has 32 of them.... by ptorrone · · Score: 1

      if disney is using them all over, then it's safe to say that the segway ht has been used around millions of people safely, that's pretty interesting.

  22. Exceed Top Speed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "IT" has a top speed around 15 mph. To keep balance, it moves the base slightly when you lean forward/backward. To drive forward, you lean a bit more. To go faster, lean a bit more. So what happens when you are flying down the sidewalk and you lean forward just a bit too much? Faceplant.

  23. Mirrored, in case of slashdotting by JUSTONEMORELATTE · · Score: 2

    Journal entry: Day 3.
    Got my butt kicked by the cool kids again. Maybe I'll see if the geeks at slashdot will respect me instead. Geez this thing sucks. For $3k, I could have bought that snazzy water cooled overclocked P4! Damn!

  24. Amazon.com by 3-State+Bit · · Score: 2

    for weeks if not months has had a segway in its upper left-hand corner. (Go to their main page now to see it[1])

    I found the page it links to (if this doesn't work, click the segway logo in the link above) interesting, especially the lengthy Amazon.com Review, which somehow fails to mention once how you charge the damned thing. Although apparently Amazon.com staff got to test-drive it, I doubt they got to play with it above 20 minutes.

    [1] This promotion might not be served to logged in users, depending on your shopping preferences. Apparently amazon customizes their content heavily, to the point that some time ago they got in trouble for giving different customers different prices.)

  25. I still don't understand. by djve · · Score: 1

    So they are saving money by using a Segway. But they discount walking/running because they may run late and need time to change after the distance.

    So explain to my few working neurons:

    1. Why the person can't leave earlier and change?

    2. How the Segway HT being the first model is more prone to failure than either:
    a. an automobile, or
    b. leg (including knee and ankle joints)?

    3. How, given the weather in Washington, it'll be better in the snow and sleet than foot, bicyle, car or motorcycle?

    4. How less polution is caused given the power generation to get the electricity is worse than a car? [Look before you leap people: there is a lot of energy lost in generating energy, transmission down the line, stored in a battery and finally reconverted into a usable form.]

    5. How he really hopes to loose weight using an automation?

    Sounds to me like he has too much money and is too lazy to do his own work. I bet he's a manager.

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  26. Re:Is anybody else still pissed of that this was " by beldraen · · Score: 1

    Because this ain't "it," from what I've heard. Seems Steve Jobs (if I remember correctly) was asked if that was what was demostrated to him and he said no. The rumor was that he made a version of Ginger that used maglev for support, instead of wheels, that was stabilized by the gyro system he developed. To make sense of it, I figure the statement would be that they would need to lay down metal for the scooter off of which to repulse.

    My take on it, at any rate.

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  27. I'm happy with my Megway by Baloo+Ursidae · · Score: 2, Funny

    I got my own Megway for Christmas. It can do everything the Segway does, but better. The Megway is also theft resistant with the new Fist Antitheft Device (FAD). I've also discovered that you can take the Megway to parties and make it look like you aren't stuck working a graveyard every Friday and Saturday night. I'm quite happy with my Megway.

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    1. Re:I'm happy with my Megway by Synn · · Score: 2

      Dude that's priceless.

      Personally my "Megway" is a Suzukiway. It goes 130 mph, costs about as much as a segway and it's just as inconvenient in the rain and can't carry groceries either.

    2. Re:I'm happy with my Megway by Baloo+Ursidae · · Score: 1

      I ride a 1999 Gary Fisher Wahoo. Yes, I'm aware this isn't a starter bike. Something along the lines of Trek's toughest built rigid frames (like the 800 series) will get the same job done far less expensively, but they're heavier and from what I've experianced, tend to get eaten alive on rough terrain (like some of the more high-traffic suburban bicycle thoroughfares through swamp that haven't been repaved in a decade or two, that have long since developed serious tire ruts in the middle of the travel lanes and potholes and trenches where gophers have undermined the ballast) fairly quickly.

      I purchased a cargo trailer for my bike, and I can carry two weeks of groceries if I strap a milkcrate down to my luggage rack, pack the trailer strategically, put large items on top of the trailer and strap them down, and whatever doesn't fit goes in my messenger bag. With it loaded like this, I can haul the ~300 pounds of goodies up to 20 MPH (with lots of shifting gears while speeding up, and lots of time to stop it all again).

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    3. Re:I'm happy with my Megway by ChaoticLimbs · · Score: 1

      I even like the hood ornaments. Quite sleek.

  28. Oh please by geek · · Score: 2

    Thats a tired example. Segway has nowhere near the range of a car, it's far inferior as a mode of transport. Sorry to burst your bubble but the segway is useless to 99.9% of the human population.

    1. Re:Oh please by cuyler · · Score: 2

      It is a tired example I'll agree but you can't flat out say "Oh this new fangled technology will never catch on".

      The horseless carriage was laughed at when it came out. Completely useless. It also cost a fortune to run. No one would use it. After many revisions we get the car that we use today.

      Many times throughout history new technology has come along and people laughed at it. Said it was uesless to 99.9% of the population. Many times it is. In other cases it's not.

      I'm not a fan of the Segway myself but I do see how it may be useful. The way it balances itself is quite neat - quite possibly something that would be useful to use in robots.

  29. Beyond Segway by Cyno01 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    A lot of people may not know this, but the segway, in addition to being a means of transportation, is also a testbed for technologies used in Dean Kamans latest invention, the iBOT. Its a new wheelchair thats being tested by the FDA, but most of its technology has been proven in the non medical(meaning it didnt have to be tested by the FDA) Segway HT. The iBOT is a revolutionary wheelchair with that can climb stairs and raise a person up to normal eye-level. link link link link

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    1. Re:Beyond Segway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, the iBOT came out first. It's been severely delayed by the FDA (its a medical device).

    2. Re:Beyond Segway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      2002-11-21 17:34:03 FDA puts stair climbing wheel-chair on the fast track(articles,news) (rejected)

      Yeah, big fucking surprise.

    3. Re:Beyond Segway by blair1q · · Score: 2


      How does it handle under random load?

      People with Cerebral Palsy aren't known for their ability to stay still.

      How does this think know the difference between Palsy and a desire to do donuts?

    4. Re:Beyond Segway by ptorrone · · Score: 1

      i would think people with medical conditions should check with their doctor before using or pre-ordering a segway ht. if someone has cerebral palsy it may or may not suit their needs. as far as "do donuts" go, the segway can turn 360 degrees in one spot, so there really isn't a donut ability. cheers, pt

  30. Aagh by dachshund · · Score: 5, Interesting
    What I'm getting at is, how do we know that this site isn't just a plant by Segway's marketing agency?

    What do you mean "how do we know it isn't a plant"? Of course it's a plant.

    I don't mind the dupes. I don't mind the mistakes. But blithely posting underhanded ad pitches on the front page cross the line.

    I like Slashdot, and I've never before stooped to bitching at the editors... But I can't take it anymore: what the fuck is the matter with you guys? I know VA Linux stock ain't doing all that well, but for christ's sake, you have jobs unlike a lot of Slashdot's readership. If you don't care about this site-- which seems to be the case-- why don't you step down and let someone else take over?

    1. Re:Aagh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do you think /. get money? Easy, they sell such stories...

    2. Re:Aagh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like Slashdot, and I've never before stooped to bitching at the editors... But I can't take it anymore: what the fuck is the matter with you guys?

      What about anti-astroturfing plants? It stands to reason that those that "buy their way in somehow" also have a counter-attack prepared for the inevitable. The editors' selection processes for submissions from loyal readers does seem to be somewhat suspect. Perhaps it is time for a whiney-complainey message from The Management about how many bazillion submissions they get every day and why they don't have time/pick the best or most popular/don't take payola/prefer actual, paying /. peoples' stories, etc.

      Anyway, have a look at http://www.ideazon.com/presentation. html (note the URL space) for a promising input-related innovation. It's a keyboard base with different "plug-in-able" modules for different applications/uses. It's supposed to be released this month, but who knows, maybe it's just vaporware and I just got sucked in.

      Disclosure: I don't (and never have had) have any connection with the product or company mentioned above, I just think it's a cool idea.

    3. Re:Aagh by WasterDave · · Score: 2

      What do you mean "how do we know it isn't a plant"? Of course it's a plant.

      Yeah, once some digging has gone on. But, hey, /. editors are rarely able to check spelling and/or links. Why exactly should we expect them to actually confirm the accuracy of what they're posting?

      Rhetorical question, of course.

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    4. Re:Aagh by WasterDave · · Score: 5, Interesting

      My apologies. This is the most obvious astroturfing in the history of man.

      Oh, look. I got to go to Dean Kamen's house, just like all the other segway owners.

      Fuckers. America's turning into the corporations' bitch.

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    5. Re:Aagh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hmm, well- if you think it's a plant feel free to email me, pt@bookofseg.com. i do not work for or with segway in any way-- i'm not sure what more i could provide and say besides that.

      cheers,
      pt

    6. Re:Aagh by WasterDave · · Score: 2

      Finally got it.

      Monsieur market-spiel turns out to have won a "contest" for early adopters.

      Dave

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    7. Re:Aagh by Jeffv323 · · Score: 1

      Nah, it couldn't be an ad. Watch the video, you'll see what I mean.

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    8. Re:Aagh by ptorrone · · Score: 1

      i usually don't post that much on slashdot...but, to be clear-- i'm not "a plant" i do not work for or with segway in any way, i just bought a segway ht and so far i like it. i was lucky to get mine early, but still paid full price for it. cheers, pt

    9. Re:Aagh by HEbGb · · Score: 2

      I don't really believe you're who you say you are, since there are anonymous posts also claiming to be you.

      But if you are, care to comment on the fact that your website is actually attempting to sell Segway and related items?

      How can you claim to "not work for or with segway in any way"? You sell them!

    10. Re:Aagh by ptorrone · · Score: 1

      whatever, send me an email pt@bookofseg.com and see if it's me (it is). like most websites and blogs i have amazon links to stuff, i don't think that counts as selling them, and so far no one has bought one, and i don't really care if they do. from what i'm told a few bought cds from the band i like though, so i guess that's cool (i don't get any $ from that).

    11. Re:Aagh by Spunk · · Score: 2

      Granted, the site appears to be a pile of feces. However, Dean Kamen does have a history of letting Average Joes in his house as part of the FIRST program. As a promotion to get the Segway popularized, it's not that far of a stretch.

  31. Worst . . . Astroturf . . . Ever by droleary · · Score: 2

    Rips off the Mac face for the icons, uses Windows Media for the video, and posts to /.
    Dude, pick a market to target before you start your next ad campaign!

    1. Re:Worst . . . Astroturf . . . Ever by BlacKat · · Score: 1

      Actually, the "mac icon" is the Segway HT icon on the actual machine itself.

      Check out some more of the images on his site.

    2. Re:Worst . . . Astroturf . . . Ever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the icons are from the segway interface, feel free to email me if you'd like to see more examples, or they're on my site.

      cheers,
      pt

  32. is 70 lbs too much to steal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "the segway ht i series weighs well over 70lbs, without the activation key you'd literally need to drag it around. the weight of the unit, a couple great locks as well as using common sense should keep your ht safe and secure."

    What the heck is this guy thinking? 70 lbs is NOTHING. Most men ought to be able to pick up 70 lbs and toss it on the back of a pickup. I know I could, and I only weigh 230. I hear about motorcycles being stolen all the time on the news by 3 guys picking it up and putting it in a truck, even heavy harleys.

    The guy's a fool if he thinks the weight of the unit will deter anyone from stealing it.

    p.s. My 21" monitor weighs 80 lbs, and who do you think carried it in?

    1. Re:is 70 lbs too much to steal? by dead_penguin · · Score: 2

      The guy's a fool if he thinks the weight of the unit will deter anyone from stealing it.

      Perhaps there is some truth to all of the threads in here claiming that Segways make people weak, fat, and lazy...

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  33. Jeez.... by fruity1983 · · Score: 1

    I tried to look at the Dean Kamen dinner party pictures....

    This guy really need to take a photography class.

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  34. Seriously, these are kinda easy to steal.. by wackybrit · · Score: 2

    Just pick the damn thing up (it's not that heavy) and run with it or throw it in the back of a pick-up truck.

    Screw going down to K-Mart in one of these only to have some hick throw it in his truck while I run inside.

    Sure, the hick won't be able to do anything with it until hacks come online so you can make your own keys and stuff.. but still, these are worth stealing for novelty value alone.

    How can you avoid someone stealing these damn things? Get ready for sky high insurance.

    1. Re:Seriously, these are kinda easy to steal.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      The site addresses security. It's usually a good idea to at least skim the site before you comment.

  35. It's all about the future by jeffasselin · · Score: 1
    The Segway HT is not about what it can do now, but about what it promises about the future of human transportation.

    It reminds me of some of the criticisms levied against the first cars: it costs too much, the horse carriage is better, it requires changes to the roads, laws are not ready, it will disturb pedestrian circulation (remember laws from the turn of the last century forcing someone WALKING in front of a car to warn people it was coming?), etc.

    The point I am making is that the objections have some validity, but it doesn't invalidate the usefulness and promise made by the Segway about future human mobility.

    Better versions will come, faster ones, more people will buy them, the price will come down, someone will clone it, and in 20 or 30 years we'll look back upon the original Segway HT like we look at the Ford Model T now.

    It has to start somewhere, and it starts here and now.

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    1. Re:It's all about the future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
      It reminds me of some of the criticisms levied against the first cars: it costs too much, the horse carriage is better, it requires changes to the roads, laws are not ready, it will disturb pedestrian circulation (remember laws from the turn of the last century forcing someone WALKING in front of a car to warn people it was coming?), etc.
      Ah yes, I can remember those laws very well. Why it seems like just yesterday that Old Man Johnson bought one of them new fangled horse-less-carriages; well every sunday he'd want to take the misses out for a drive around town so that everyone could see how rich he was. Well according to the rules of our town he needed someone to walk in front of him and make sure everyone knew he was coming. I was just 12 at the time and I owed Old Man Johnson a favor for breaking his window with my base-ball, so I became what they called a car-warn boy. I eventually came to find out that Mr. Johnson himself pushed for the passing of this law, he secretly wanted to have someone yell at everybody so that they would all look over and notice him and how rich he was as he drove his auto-mobile.
    2. Re:It's all about the future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The Segway HT is not about what it can do now, but about what it promises about the future of human transportation.

      You've got to be kidding. That's hype. The Segway is about making as much hype as possible. I would have thought all the hype based company would be gone now that the .com's busted, but Segway's still here.

      In a few years, you'll say you never thought it was a good idea, just a save face. I've seen it before. Have you sold your Priceline shares yet?

    3. Re:It's all about the future by -tji · · Score: 2

      The Segway HT is not about what it can do now, but about what it promises about the future of human transportation.

      Yes, you're absolutely right. The fools that cannot see this have no vision. The segway represents the future of humanity, the start of a new evolution... In the future humans will no longer need legs.

      Screw my bike.. Bikes are for suckers. Those fools will be peddling away on the shoulder, while I glide effortlessly on the sidewalk.

      And, those walkers.. jostling with the other peasants. Let them dare to cross my path, and the will feel the force of my massive Segway travelling at it's top speed of 12.5 mph.

    4. Re:It's all about the future by kirkjobsluder · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The Segway HT is not about what it can do now, but about what it promises about the future of human transportation.

      It reminds me of some of the criticisms levied against the first cars: it costs too much, the horse carriage is better, it requires changes to the roads, laws are not ready, it will disturb pedestrian circulation (remember laws from the turn of the last century forcing someone WALKING in front of a car to warn people it was coming?), etc.


      However, it should be mentioned that the automobile is only one of a large number of transportation innovations to come out of the turn of the century. What about the Stanley Steamer?, the light rail trolley? the ordinary? the interurban? the zepplin? Heck, the compact car was first unveiled at the '49 New York World's Fair "The World of Tomorow" and needed 25 years and an oil embargo to even get market share.

      The point I am making is that the objections have some validity, but it doesn't invalidate the usefulness and promise made by the Segway about future human mobility.

      The segway would not bother so many people if it were not so overhyped as something revolutionary. It is not all that revolutionary in terms of battery powered transportation. Small battery powered vehicles have been a niche market for over a decade now and don't appear to be on the virge in the near future.

    5. Re:It's all about the future by Breakfast+Pants · · Score: 1

      the ford model t is an AWFUL example of your point.. it was the first "motorized carraige" that actually attained widespread acceptance, whereas the (orignal) segway most likly will not.

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    6. Re:It's all about the future by NineNine · · Score: 2

      Teh car was a major advantage because it allowed people to go relative long distances at relatively high speeds, carrying a relatively heavyier load. By contrast, the Segway goes much shorter distances, much more slowly, carrying much less. I hardly see this as an "advance".

  36. A gas engine. by 0111+1110 · · Score: 1

    It needs a small 2 cycle engine that runs on some kind of fuel, like gasoline. Brushless DC motors are cool, but we don't yet have a sufficiently advanced battery chemistry to power something like this properly. OTOH, I guess you could ride across the entire country with one of these things if you bring a solar battery charger and a lot of patience. Couldn't someone reverse engineer one of these things and sell it for $300?

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    1. Re:A gas engine. by tftp · · Score: 1

      I had this thing. Worked great, up to 117 km/h on 401, very cheap and stable. Better than 10 segways combined, in terms of speed and energy reserves.

    2. Re:A gas engine. by oogoliegoogolie · · Score: 1
      It needs a small 2 cycle engine that runs on some kind of fuel, like gasoline

      Oh yeah, that's what we need, hundreds or thousands more of pollution spewing, noise making 2 cycle engines crammed into our downtowns. Anyone who has ever used a chainsaw, lawnmower, or ridden a ski-doo just has to smell their clothes after using one for half hour to realize now noxious the fumes are that come out of those things. Something like a quarter of the fuel that goes into the cylinder comes out unburned in the exhaust.

  37. Didn't realize it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I didn't realize it, but I've been using a Segway HT for one month"

    But I thought you didn't realize it? Isn't that sentence self-contradicting? My mind is spinning.

  38. Geeky toy, or legitimate vehicle? by Anand_S · · Score: 1

    I'm going to reserve judgment until I actually see one of these in action, but I suspect that the marketing team might hit their demographic better if they include a built-in Jolt Cola dispenser.

  39. Bicycles by Baloo+Ursidae · · Score: 2, Informative
    Just what part of the world do bicycles cost $100? Cheapest I've ever found a new bicycle is $250. You might find a Huffy, Murray or Magna claiming to be a bicycle around that price range, but in reality, these are single-use units (ask your local bicycle commuter and he'll probably agree with this statement). For the short-distance, never out after dark, in the rain or carrying anything, expect to pay about $250.

    If you ever have to ride at night, in the rain, or carry stuff, expect to pay extra for lights (as required by law), full-length fenders (unless you like the "dragged through the mud" look), and luggage racks, possibly panniers or a trailer for larger loads. If you go the Boy Scout method and have lights, speedometer (bikes have to follow the same rules of the road including speed limits (I learned the hard way in downtown)), luggage rack, fenders, airhorn, and a rear-view mirror, expect to pay closer to $850.

    Either way, you're right, bicycles are far more practical and far less expensive than a Segway.

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    1. Re:Bicycles by trotski · · Score: 2

      What part of the world do you live in?!?

      You can get an OK bicycle perfect for commuting to work for ~150 bucks... add all the acessories you're looking at ~200 bucks, it will be a k-car of a bike but it will work.

      Following you're argument buying anything less than a BMW is a usless waste of money... get real. If you want a luxurious bike, thats tought, efficient and hip looking than yeah 850 bucks atleast. IF you want basic transportation, go down to walmart and you can pick up a decent bike today!

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    2. Re:Bicycles by Baloo+Ursidae · · Score: 1
      I'm in Portland, Oregon.

      And I'm not talking about BMW Bicycles, those run in the thousands of dollars before accessories.

      I'm saying that the Trek 800 is the human-powered equivilent to a Geo Metro, and Huffy, Murray, Magna, and other single-use bicycles won't last more than three rides before the TCO catches up with the retail price of a real bicycle. They're the bicycle equivilent of the Yugo. They're so poorly built, Portland Yellow Bike (the bicycles loaned to the public for free) won't even take them as a donation to become a village bicycle, and they've got some pretty scary bikes. Frequenlty bicycles from Magna, Murray and Huffy aren't even considered roadworthy in Oregon at time of sale, and Oregon's got some of the most lax laws regaurding bicycle roadworthiness anywhere in North America.

      Walmart sells the single-use bicycles I describe. They're designed with shoddy, nonstandard parts and will only take you, tops, 50 miles before they start giving you serious problems that would require nearly the purchase price of the bicycle to fix. I take the bus or drive over longer distances and still, I put at least 50 miles on a bike a week.

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    3. Re:Bicycles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You get what you pay for in a bike. They are also very dangerous, especially when they get some miles on them. I broke a leg when my chain slipped and I went down. Advice: buy a new one nearly every year, and plan to pay some money for it. I can ride about 50 miles a day with no problem, and can go quite fast if need be. Just don't let the bike get in disrepair, or it can let you down if you push it. Don't count on shops to rebuild correctly, so I repeat, get a new one frequently, if you ride a lot.
      If you smoke, forget the bike, you already have enough for your lungs to do.
      When you begin the bicycling sport, plan on having a good vocabulary of cuss-words. You'll use them all going up hills. If you don't curse, you're not going Uphill, you're going downhill. (That's how you tell) When you get to where you don't curse, then you are now physically fit, go weigh yourself and be prepared for a suprise.
      Another tip, get police bike tires and inner tubes, they don't go flat, mine haven't yet! You can go way the hell and gone away and not have to walk back with a flat.

    4. Re:Bicycles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nothing pisses me off more than Bicycle freaks.

      I've paid a tiny amount for what you're saying is a "terrible" bike, and it's given me 2 years of perfectly good service.

      It doesn't have 600 gears or ultralite wank knobs, but it's a bike and it goes fine.

    5. Re:Bicycles by Baloo+Ursidae · · Score: 1

      Then you're probably not riding it daily then, or you're riding it strictly around a warehouse or other superprotected-from-the-elements-and-actual-road-o r-trail-use enviornment. 8:o)

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    6. Re:Bicycles by dead_penguin · · Score: 2

      Cheapest I've ever found a new bicycle is $250.

      And who ever said that you had to buy new? ;)

      In all honesty though, I have to agree with what you're saying. Buying a crap bike (new or used) will leave you unhappy in the long run, and can leave you with a long walk when something breaks that can't be fixed on the road.

      I've bought both new and used bikes, and in either case it helps to do your research beforehand, and to bring someone knowledgable along if you don't know bikes well.

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    7. Re:Bicycles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where the hell do you ride? Surely not on a road or sidewalk if you destroy a bike after 50 miles. I easily used to put 50 miles a week on my el-cheapo Huffy ten-speed when I was a teenager and never had any problems with it. Unless you weight 350lbs or something what the hell is going to break? You might get a flat, but any bike will get flat tires. Break the frame?? Again, unless you're off roading and you're a heavy lad then you're not going to break a friggin weld. Spokes? Again, heavy offroading will fuck those up but normal road use won't. I road mostly on nicely paved bike trails instead of bumpy city streets, but the idea is the same.

    8. Re:Bicycles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From elementary through high school I and friends had the joy of doing many mean things to bikes like that (huffy, murray, etc) but most lasted longer than a year. You talk as though the bike disintegrates upon exiting the store parking lot LOL!

    9. Re:Bicycles by TellarHK · · Score: 2

      Hey, I'm all for bashing on crappy cheap products but the best bike I ever had was a Huffy Stalker. Solid, the only problem with it was weight, good tires, great brakes, and a shifter that I replaced with a Shimano a few weeks after I got it. Once the shifter was replaced, for around $50, that bike was really slick. I could ride just about anyplace in it, in good or bad weather. All a bike needs to be good for 95% of bicyclists is a solid frame, good tires, and smooth shifting. Most people aren't as anal-retentive as I am about brakes.

      I think that bike was around $129 when I got it, and when I gave it to a neighbor before moving out of state it was in almost perfect shape.

    10. Re:Bicycles by Baloo+Ursidae · · Score: 1

      Ever look at a quality weld versus one on a Yugobike? Welds should not look like a kindergartener gluing cardboard houses together. I'm talking about mechanical damage. I'm talking the abuse of riding in city traffic on pockmarked downtown streets, which makes even a well built bike require more frequent maintenance.

      Ever try finding replacement parts for a Huffy? Ever try getting a Huffy fixed? If you break a bearing, it's all over. Huffy, Magna and Murray use some really strange parts designed to be cheap and non-replaceable. You bust a bearing in the bottom bracket? Any bike from a manufacturer shooting for quality instead of quantity could get this fixed up for $30-$80 depending on if the bearing started to cut grooves in the shell or the kind of parts required. El-Cheapo uses a one-piece bottom bracket that they don't sell as an individual part. You're screwed.

      Back before I could afford a decent bike when I was in high school, I was riding a 1994 Huffy Cedar Falls. Top of the Huffy line, and I still snapped the rear axle. When the bike shop took it out to replace it, it turned out that instead of threading a metal pin (the right way to make a strong axle), they drop-cast the damn thing, and it had a huge bubble right where it broke. It was paper thin, and shouldn't have lasted as long as it did.

      By 100 miles of commuting daily 4 miles each way, the cheap parts they used for the rear sprokets and chain stretched to the point that the chain no longer fit the front sprokets or the rear sprokets, and when they put a new chain on, the rear sprokets had stretched enough that they had to be replaced. Paid for the bike again right there, for the third time.

      And in high school, I weighed 120 pounds. It always creeped the hell out of me how the frame creaked every time I hit an expansion gap in the road or turned a corner.

      "But Baloo! You had to be really riding that thing for it to wear out that fast!"

      No. It never left the pavement. I was too scared the thing would break apart like Challenger on first contact with the dirt. The manufacturer seemed to agree with me, there was a warning painted on to the top tube that read "Not for off-road use." Thier lifetime frame warantee goes void the first time you jump a curb or take it off road, read the warantee sometime. You're not covered.

      About the only thing they're good for is if you need something to get you to and from work for a couple days while your real bike's in the shop, and someone else already has the loaner.

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    11. Re:Bicycles by Baloo+Ursidae · · Score: 1

      Well, as far as brakes go, in Oregon and probably elsewhere you have to have at least rear brakes, and the brakes need to be capable of bringing the wheel to a skid on clean, level and dry pavement. Failure of having brakes capable of doing so can earn you a $150 ticket and get your bicycle impounded on the first offense.

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    12. Re:Bicycles by SN74S181 · · Score: 1

      Back in the early 80's when I lived in a house full of people who rode our bikes everywhere, 12 months a year, and this was Minnesota... we'd snort at anybody who spent more than $50 on a bike.

      Prices haven't gone up enough on bikes (an under $50 bike then is probably about the same as an under $50 bike now) for that to have changed much.

    13. Re:Bicycles by Skuld-Chan · · Score: 1

      Big deal - at $250 its still $2750 dollars less than a segway.

    14. Re:Bicycles by trotski · · Score: 2

      would require nearly the purchase price of the bicycle to fix.

      Huh, you mean you actually PAY to have someone fix your bicycle?!? Just what kind of geek are you? There's nothing on your bicycle you shouldn't be able to fix yourself.

      Trek 800 is the human-powered equivilent to a Geo Metro

      So your saying that 80% of the bicyclists on the road, you know... that kind that don't have to money to pay for a Trek 800 are riding on garbage. I myself have been riding some shitty mongoose bike I picked up for 200 bucks (CND!). Although I have to tune the gears after something like 10 rides, and I have had to replace the chain, it has worked reasonably well for me for the past 4 years. Something tells me you are not living on the same planet as I am. OH well.....

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    15. Re:Bicycles by Baloo+Ursidae · · Score: 1

      That was roughly my point.

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    16. Re:Bicycles by Baloo+Ursidae · · Score: 1
      Huh, you mean you actually PAY to have someone fix your bicycle?!?

      Depends on the problem and how long it would take me to do it myself. I work 10 hours a night, four or five nights a week, having to fix my bike ends up being something of a major event I have to plan around on short notice when it happens. Back when I worked days and had weekends off, I did everything I have the tools for on my own.

      So your saying that 80% of the bicyclists on the road, you know... that kind that don't have to money to pay for a Trek 800 are riding on garbage.

      Round here, 80% of the bikes I see on the road are BMX types who are willing to put up with the pain and discomfort of riding a tiny-ass bike and they're willing to put some money into it. Yeah, it's the rice-rocket or lowrider factor being applied most of the time, but still, they're not on a Segway. The rest are usually Trek 800 or equivilent with various amounts of accessories on them which, other than the nearly ubiquitous headlight and rear reflector, seem to be directly proportional to the mileage one rides daily. Other than most kids who will outgrow the frame roughly around the time they trash the thing, you're just not seeing trash bikes on the roads here. It rains, for one; rainy weather is hard on bikes, especially ones that do not have at least fenders, preferably mudflaps (I need to get these, keep the road grime from washing into my bottom bracket daily).

      After all, even a full suspesion, pimped out Trek Y-90 may be around the price of a used car, it still beats the TCO. Though these are even less common than the trash bikes, most people seem to shoot for the $300 to $750 range from what I've seen.

      I still fail to see why people are being so defensive of trashy, shit bikes. If you put a little money out up front, you'll have an easier to maintain, longer lasting bicycle that will give you years, if not decades, of fairly reliable service.

      And for the record, a Trek 800 retails for $250 for this year's model, or anywhere between $140 and $175 for last year's model depending on how late into the following year you wait, assuming they're still available. Just because it's last years model doesn't mean it sucks. Plus you have the used option: I put 6500 miles on a 1998 Trek 800 that I got in October 1997, sold it in July 1999 for $75, fairly well maintained. I needed a larger frame as I had started to outgrow that one.

      You don't have to settle for a piece of crap if you're on a budget, just check the classified ads in your local bicycle newspaper (check your friendly neighborhood bike shop).

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    17. Re:Bicycles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it's just that I don't jerk off over it every night.

  40. Re:Is anybody else still pissed of that this was " by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was hoping it would be some sort of non-newtonian floating device or something equally earth-shattering.

  41. Awkward! by simetra · · Score: 2

    In these little clips, the riders look very awkward, like they're struggling to keep going. Or, like they're trying to hold a massive bowel movement in (or both). They seem to be thinking "Damn it, I paid $3000 for this, I'm going to enjoy it whether I like it or not! HEY! LOOK AT ME!"

    Then in winter, you know they'll be hitting you up for a ride to work. Just you wait and see!

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  42. What a douche! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would love to pass this guy in my giant gas guzzling V10 Dodge Ram and bounce a Giant Slurpy off his candy ass.
    Peace:^)

  43. i don't understand the fascination by circletimessquare · · Score: 3, Insightful

    hey all you fat rich americans

    try WALKING

    i mean really, this segway thing is so ridiculous, i am absolutely ashamed looking at it. can you imagine what other people think of you riding around on this thing? it's like training wheels for our electric scooters when we're old, fat, with diabetes. i have nothing but derision for anyone who buys one. ;-P

    negativity disclaimer: i am an american, i get paid an above average salary, and i am trying to lose weight.

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    1. Re:i don't understand the fascination by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hey all you fat rich americans [news-press.com]

      try WALKING


      I'd consider one, if i didn't live out in the country. Kinda useless here, anyplace i'm going is more than 10 miles away. If i lived in a city, sure...

      i mean really, this segway thing is so ridiculous, i am absolutely ashamed looking at it.

      Got a TV?

      Can you imagine what other people think of you riding around on this thing?

      Wouldn't really care, you image-concious fat american pig.

      negativity disclaimer: i am an american, i get paid an above average salary, and i am trying to lose weight.

      ...But then, i'm not fat. Riding around on a neat toy wouldn't make me fat either. What do you do with your above average salery, donate it to charities and stock it away for slimmer times, and buy no toys? I buy toys. Segway is a toy. Hating it because you're a fat american pig is silly.

    2. Re:i don't understand the fascination by freeweed · · Score: 2

      Dude, ever take a car anywhere? a bus? a train? Why didn't you WALK?

      negativity disclaimer: i am an american, i get paid an above average salary, and i am trying to lose weight.

      I'm none of the above, in fact I'm a bit below my ideal weight supposedly, and yet I still am a lazy son of a bitch. I'd buy a Segway in a heartbeat if they could handle the 6 months of snow we get up here. Doesn't mean I'd use it for everything, and it sure wouldn't help me on my 5+ mile hikes into the bush for camping.

      Having efficient transportation != making you fat. NEVER doing anything and overeating like crazy.. well sir, they just might.

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    3. Re:i don't understand the fascination by circletimessquare · · Score: 2

      Dude, ever take a car anywhere? a bus? a train? Why didn't you WALK?

      scale, my friend. the comparison doesn't hold because these modes of transportation are on a diffeent scale. the segway is in direct competition with the scale of walking. geez.

      Having efficient transportation != making you fat. NEVER doing anything and overeating like crazy.. well sir, they just might.

      there is an epidemic in the us of obesity. having efficient transportation that competes with efficient walking= making you fat. anything i say that criticises the american propensity to overeat and underexercise can only be constructive. diabetes is the problem. the best way to get to the post office is WALKING. the segway is an extension of the american propensity to underexercise. end of friggin' story.

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    4. Re:i don't understand the fascination by circletimessquare · · Score: 2

      I'd consider one, if i didn't live out in the country. Kinda useless here, anyplace i'm going is more than 10 miles away. If i lived in a city, sure...

      what the heck is your point? the segway competes with walking. it does not effect other scales of transportation. so we agree. so again, what is your point?

      Got a TV?

      yes, do you? again, your point?

      Wouldn't really care, you image-concious fat american pig.

      HAHAHAHA. so is this your reaction to my negativity over the segway? more negativity? criticizing me as image conscious is rather hypocritical unless you live in a monastry. ever wonder what color your car should be before purchasing it? ever wonder what color you should paint your house? what to wear in the morning? thought so. and i'm "image conscious?" you're a hypocrit.

      ...But then, i'm not fat.

      call me a fat pig and then saying you're not fat? do you know what that makes you? a glorified, 100% genuine asshole.

      there is an epidemic in the us of obesity. having efficient transportation that competes with efficient walking= making you fat. anything i say that criticises the american propensity to overeat and underexercise can only be constructive. diabetes is the problem. the best way to get to the post office is WALKING. the segway is an extension of the american propensity to underexercise. end of friggin' story.

      image conscious my ass. if that's not substantial non-image conscious criticism of the segway, i don't know what is.

      i'll tell you what troll. criticize that which you have a chance of making a point on. otherwise, shut up.

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    5. Re:i don't understand the fascination by FeloniousPunk · · Score: 2

      anything i say that criticises the american propensity to overeat and underexercise can only be constructive.
      No, if you talk outright nonsense then it's not constructive, and thus better off not said. Things like -
      there is an epidemic in the us of obesity. having efficient transportation that competes with efficient walking= making you fat... diabetes is the problem. the best way to get to the post office is WALKING. the segway is an extension of the american propensity to underexercise. end of friggin' story.
      I have news for you: if you're obese (and you indicated you are), walking to the post office, even if several times every day, isn't going to cure that problem. You need to change your diet and do serious exercise, i.e. hitting the gym and taking up running or similar kinds of aerobic exercise.
      I know a lot of people who do very little walking to get to the places they need to go in life (and for most Americans, that's not really an option anyway, given the sprawl of American towns and cities) yet they manage to exercise and eat well. Using a vehicle and staying fit and healthy aren't mutually exclusive, and the sooner you realize that, the sooner you can stop posting nonsense to Slashdot.

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    6. Re:i don't understand the fascination by circletimessquare · · Score: 2

      scale, doofus, scale!

      car does not compete with walking. you walk 1-3 miles, you drive 10-30 miles.

      walking to the post office, even if several times a day IS EXACTLY WHAT DOCTORS SAY IS THE BEST FIRST AND MOST OBVIOUS STEP TO LOSING WEIGHT. simple walking is the BEST prescription for overweight americans.

      the segway COMPETES with the same SCALE as walking. or biking. geez, how obvious is that?

      this is not OUTRIGHT NONSENSE. and it is CONSTRUCTIVE criticism in an environment where americans are getting fatter and fatter, with more and more heart attacks and more and more diabetes.

      and i am not overweight! i said i am trying to lose weight, there is a difference. i am 6'2", 200 pounds.

      so look to your own nonsense first before talking about mine.

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    7. Re:i don't understand the fascination by Da+VinMan · · Score: 2

      the segway competes with walking. it does not effect other scales of transportation.

      I'm not going to involve myself in the name calling in this discussion, but I do think it's worth noting that the Segway does not really compete with walking. In fact, the Segway is meant to enable a new scale of transportation, primarily urban, mechanized, and (where appropriate) indoor in nature. If you lived just a few miles from work and could get there reasonably safely in a smaller-than-car vehicle, then the Segway could really be a good thing for you. Is it as fast or durable as a car? No, it's not designed to be. But, for single occupancy transportation that can be brought indoors, it has few equals.

      One could easily argue that you should be using a bike instead if this is what you need (and that would be more exercise) but, let's face it, not everyone who can use a bike is doing it. So, let's at least offer them a transportation option that isn't so space and energy hungry. Why not?

      I don't see the problem here.

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    8. Re:i don't understand the fascination by circletimessquare · · Score: 2

      dude, what is the range of the segway? what is the range of walking? put those two answers together and tell me they don't compete with each other.

      ok, then tell me, which way are american waistlines trending to?

      do you get the gist of my point?

      so what is the responsibilty level of buying one of these things instead of buying a pair of sneakers?

      we need to WALK more. we do not need to scoot around on a high-tech granny scooter. this is like training wheels for diabetics.

      But, for single occupancy transportation that can be brought indoors, it has few equals.

      what about FEET. geez! talk about your emperor's new clothes. ;-P

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    9. Re:i don't understand the fascination by Da+VinMan · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I think you've got this one in the bag if we're only talking about 2 miles or less. For most people, that's all the distance for which they're going to reasonably be able to make time. For someone who's walking 4 mi./hour (which is fast), a 2 mile walk is half an hour. If you keep in mind that one also has to come back home, you're actually committing to an hour of walking. *IF* that's all we're talking about, then it's GAME OVER, I shut up, and we all agree that you've sealed this up.

      BUT....

      How close to reality is that for most people? I'm guessing it's not even close. There are two factors I'm considering that make this true. First of all, most people don't live within 2 miles of work. I don't have the statistics, but I'm dead certain of this. I betting the average is more like 9 miles. Even if we all could walk that far everyday, we don't have time (at least I don't). Secondly, there are many times where a quick trip to the store is warranted (e.g. for milk). Now, assuming I'm not perfect and didn't remember to get it on the way home (ideal of course) and assuming that the store is even within 2 miles of me (which it is not), why should I have to commit to an hour of my time usage just to get the item?

      I understand (and agree) that Americans exercise far too little. However, depriving everyone of efficient transportation in the current system is not the solution. That system exists to give us time to do other things and everyone will be loath to give that time back to less efficient transportation methods.

      Now, one could argue at this point that the reason we have a transportation system with such sprawl is because we do have efficient transportation, etc. etc. etc. and there would be some truth to that. But then if we're forced to build everything within walking distance of everyone, then other inefficiencies creep into the system. For instance, instead of that one grocery store that stands now, there might need to be 5 of them of smaller size. And those stores need their own product distributions, etc. etc.

      The real problem that the Segway attempts to solve is the economics of the single occupant vehicle. If everyone who could were to stop driving a car and took up with a Segway instead, that would represent a *major* savings in roadways, parking ramps, and fuel consumption. And wouldn't it be nice if it worked out that way? I think so!

      The Segway doesn't address the problem of exercise because it's not designed for that. Apples and oranges. The responsibility people have is to utilize the most cost effective method of transportation they have available to them. That will translate to less pollution, higher productivity, and higher satisfaction. Walking may or may not fit that bill for some people, but it's definitely not a case of "one size fits all".

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    10. Re:i don't understand the fascination by circletimessquare · · Score: 2

      you have good points, well thought out. the first reply is that when it comes to efficiency, anything beyond 3 miles and your average person would rather make the trip in a car (less time) then a segway. plus, the range of the segway isn't really that much, so it's like you use it, you have to recharge it. and what, are there sidewalks everywhere? are you going to put it on the road in traffic? are you going to go offroad with it? ;-P

      your analysis of average trip distance, etc. is accurate. which really means the only market for the segway is inner city transportation. for which alternates (subway, bus, scooter, bike, etc.) of much less cost already exist. try to scoot with your segway through midtown manhattan at rush hour. not going to happen. walking just isn't better here for waistlines, it's better for maneuverability.

      i think the segway will only appeal to a certain technophillic fringe, or fringe locales, like golf courses, or inhouse corporate work, such as scooting around a warehouse (even then, moving material around easily isn't addressed, so this is problematic as well).

      it's too pricey. it's the emperor's new clothes. and we spend all of this hot air discussing it when we should just walk more. america is FAT. walking more is the simple solution to a demographic healthcare crisis. anything that discourages walking is irresponsible.

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    11. Re:i don't understand the fascination by MKalus · · Score: 2

      >>I understand (and agree) that Americans exercise far too little. However, depriving everyone of efficient transportation in the current system is not the solution. That system exists to give us time to do other things and everyone will be loath to give that time back to less efficient transportation methods.

      Excercise alone is NOT the problem (that's what the fitness industry wants you to think). The problem is what you put in your mouth on a daily basis, have you ever read what it is IN that microwave food you just ate?

      Reality is be cautious of what you eat and yes, spent the hour a day walking and you'll be off way better health wise than driving around in your car (or segway), eating microwave food and going to the Gym.

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    12. Re:i don't understand the fascination by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So - stop bitching and go to the gym - or go out dancing every weekend... Oh!! Darn, I forgot - They made dancing all night illegal....

  44. Re:Is anybody else still pissed of that this was " by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is anybody else still pissed of that this was "IT" or "Ginger" or whatever hell all that hype a few years ago was about?

    IT's like sex.

  45. His other car is a BMW 540... by benzapp · · Score: 1, Troll

    for long range trips we'll be using our mid-range bmw, another great example of engineering, when fuel cell and / or hydrogen vehicles come out, we'll have that as the main car (we're hoping bmw offers a model and we're willing to wait for that too).

    Ahh yes, this people apparently really know whats great for the environment and the nation. Another pointless toy for the rich do-gooders.

    I think I will stick with the subway. Not that I have the money to purchase a segway. Or a car for that matter.

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    1. Re:His other car is a BMW 540... by rh2600 · · Score: 1

      I agree! This guy is a complete twat! I mean what arrogant consumerist materialist pricks have parties and get people over for "cheese and wine" to gloat about their new imac delivery, or pocket pc phones. Get a life.

      And all this crap about getting sweaty if he had to run to work, no shit you lazy bastard. Get fit, then you won't sweat! Duh.

      Plus what is this visionary crap about the Segway helping the environment. "Yeah I only need one BMW". If everyone had segways we would still have problems, each in our own vehicle.. in many ways it's worse than a car. Plus doesn't this guy think about where his electricity comes from? Probaby nuclear power, yeah that's pretty green, and you've only lost about 80% of that energy through transmission to your house dumb ass!

  46. Fat Lazy Americans... Not! by silentbozo · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Sure, you can look at the Segway as another excuse not to walk or ride. But the truth of the matter is, for distances greater than 3 city blocks, most people will hop in their cars and drive. This leads to community designs without sidewalks, an absence of shops that can survive outside of a mall, shopping, strip, or otherwise, and other omissions (shade trees, pedestrian crossings, etc.) that tend to reinforce the impulse to drive.

    In this light, the Segway is an ideal tool for getting people who otherwise would have driven the mile or so distance to the grocery store, video rental place, or local strip mall, and putting them on the local streets. Consider this a way of boosting pedestrian traffic by extending the 3-block distance people would choose to walk, and thus displace auto travel. This is what Jobs and other people who saw the Segway meant when they said that cities would be redesigned around them.

    Sure, I'll walk, or ride my bike, or ride the bus. But then again, I don't own a car. If a Segway can displace cars for short-distance travel, then all the more power to them, fat lazy Americans be damned!

    BTW, 15 miles on a single charge is far more than many people tend to commute, even in their cars, in highly urbanized areas. Hell, I used to bike the 15 miles from West LA to Burbank and back (up the Cahuenga pass and back every day) - that trip took me 1.5 hours (each way). If you're willing to bike that much, more power to you, but complaining 15 miles isn't enough range for a Segway is missing the point - 15 miles is overkill for the purpose the Segway is meant to serve - bridging the gap between the 3 blocks most people are willing to walk, and when they whip out their car keys and start contributing to traffic, pollution, and parking problems.

    Also, if you think about it, you get a lot more exercise standing on a Segway than you do sitting in your car...

    1. Re:Fat Lazy Americans... Not! by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      "If a Segway can displace cars for short-distance travel,"

      $5000 can buy a lot of gas. Heck, it can even get you a new car. Which you don't need to chain to a post to keep from walking off.

    2. Re:Fat Lazy Americans... Not! by jagapen · · Score: 2

      I have to chime in here, having read up on this topic recently....

      Sure, you can look at the Segway as another excuse not to walk or ride. But the truth of the matter is, for distances greater than 3 city blocks, most people will hop in their cars and drive. This leads to community designs without sidewalks, an absence of shops that can survive outside of a mall, shopping, strip, or otherwise, and other omissions (shade trees, pedestrian crossings, etc.) that tend to reinforce the impulse to drive.

      In my opinion, that's the wrong way to look at it. The question: Why in hell is your destination usually more than 3 blocks away?! Well, it started out as a good idea -- get dirty industry away from residential areas -- but has turned into poor zoning laws. Just look at how most new development since the 1950's has residential, retail, and other business areas strictly segregated. In a lot of places (like Tampa, FL it seems), there's no worthwhile destination nearby and people are forced to drive. Once people are in their cars to go everywhere, why build pedestrian amenities? Thus, it's become a negative feedback loop.

      I don't believe that a Segway is the answer. If an area lacks pedestrian- or bike-friendly facilities, why would people use a Segway to make the trip instead of a car? It's going to be just as dangerous and unpleasant as on foot or on a bike.

    3. Re:Fat Lazy Americans... Not! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Also, if you think about it, you get a lot more exercise standing on a Segway than you do sitting in your car...

      Hmmm... I thought about it, and I can't see that it's a lot more. Working the clutch, especially on short drives with lots of shifting and lights, probably burns as much as leaning slightly.
    4. Re:Fat Lazy Americans... Not! by silentbozo · · Score: 2

      If an area lacks pedestrian- or bike-friendly facilities, why would people use a Segway to make the trip instead of a car?

      They wouldn't. But in areas where pedestrian-friendly shops are marginal because of decreased foot-traffic and lack of parking, a Segway-enabled set of customers would make a big impact.

      Of course, you're right, it really is a matter of zoning and proper design. Hopefully by strengthening existing ped-friendly communities, we can drive car-centric dinosaurs out of existence, and encourage more efficient mixed-use development. Nothing sickens me more than to drive by strip-mine housing tracts in the middle of nowhere with curvy roads (so no defined intersections for crosswalks), huge 8 lane boulevards (isolating city blocks, so that crossing the street becomes a major chore, and a serious danger for children and older folks), and no sidewalks.

      Unfortunately, my local supermarket just went out of business (it was a Pavilions, can you believe it?), so now I have to drive instead of walking the 3 blocks to the store...

    5. Re:Fat Lazy Americans... Not! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Hmmm... I thought about it, and I can't see that it's a lot more. Working the clutch, especially on short drives with lots of shifting and lights, probably burns as much as leaning slightly.

      We Fat Lazy Americans prefer our SUVs to have an automatic transmission.

      Working the clutch and shifting is for thin, energetic, cigarette smoking Europeans.

  47. What about the weather? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I guess it never rains or snows where he lives. Nor does it where all those other "glowing testimonial" people live.

  48. Not an electric motorscooter by OffTheRack · · Score: 1, Insightful
    Lets compare a motor scooter to the Segway:

    Motor Scooter - Cheaper, goofy, kids ride them.

    Segway - Expensive, zero radius turns, better form factor, new innovative control approach, cool, too expensive for kids.

    Okay, the motor scooter is cheaper so it is better.

    1. Re:Not an electric motorscooter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Hey, what's the difference between a fat chick and a Segway Human Transporter? They're kinda fun to ride as long as your friends don't catch you on one of them. Har har har har. Sorry bud, Segway==expensive dorky motor scooter. I mean, it's got a fucking electric motor for crying out loud. I thought it'd at least have some innovative eternal propulsion system that never needs recharging. It's an electric scooter. Big woop.

    2. Re:Not an electric motorscooter by g4dget · · Score: 2

      You're confusing your scooters. Kids ride around standing on two-wheeled things. Adults ride bicycle-like motorized things. The latter are comfortable, convenient, and not (too) weird.

    3. Re:Not an electric motorscooter by wheany · · Score: 2

      So a Segway has a zero radius turns as opposed to what, 3 foot radius turns?

    4. Re:Not an electric motorscooter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Hey, what's the difference between a fat chick and a Segway Human Transporter? They're kinda fun to ride as long as your friends don't catch you on one of them."

      That's just charming...

    5. Re:Not an electric motorscooter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Adults ride bicycle-like motorized things. "

      No, he's not confused.

      He's correctly pointing out a stigma against mopeds and scooters. Sure they're fun, but it's got the same stigma as, still riding a tricycle or using training wheels at the same age that all your friends have BMX (and some of them have motorcycles.)

      Having a moped or a scooter in high school is practically a guarantee you'll never get laid.

    6. Re:Not an electric motorscooter by g4dget · · Score: 2
      Two wheels with a motor doesn't have to be noisy, smelly, or without style.

      A Vespa is a perfectly acceptable way for adults to motor around on two wheels and will probably get you a nicer kind of date than either an SUV or a motorcycle. And an electric bike is the choice for environmentally and health-conscious folks.

    7. Re:Not an electric motorscooter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *Applause*

      Funniest snide comment on Slashdot today.

    8. Re:Not an electric motorscooter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Spoken like a true twinkie-crammer.

  49. All the disadvantages, none of the advantages. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The segway as an engineering solution doesn't solve a problem, it creates them. As such it is a toy. Nothing more.

    (1) It's slower than a bike. If you get sweaty and slimy riding a bike at Segway speeds, maybe you should pick the bike to prevent your upcoming heart attack. Lard-ass.

    (2) It's got less range than a bike. The segway has a massively shorter range than a bike. So you may as well walk. Again - if you get sweaty walking - you're a lard-ass and probably need the excercise.

    (3) It's less safe than a bicycle. It's got an inherently unstable design that makes it completely useless once the power's off. This makes it just as difficult to store as a bicycle. As a pedestrian, I don't want your 300lb segway piece of junk on my sidewalk. Get the fuck out of my way.

    For those who have two perfectly functioning legs it should be considered nothing more than a toy. The only justificable use of a Segway is as an upright wheelchair to provide more mobility for those who are injured than a traditional wheelchair.

  50. One use of them... by stype · · Score: 2

    Well, my school was just happy to announce that they are the first university in the world to use Segways. Campus police is using them for patrols (I haven't seen this yet, but I hear they're out there), and the press release even says they plan to use them for tours. Tours? Come on...no one wants to follow one of these around unless the whole damn tour group gets them.

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  51. Hell, think of Pocket Calculators by serutan · · Score: 2

    Sure, plenty of people will buy Segways because they just have to have one. A guy I used to work with showed me his 1970 vintage, 4-function pocket calculator that cost him $400 new. That would be about $600 in today's dollars (or $2800 dog-dollars).

    1. Re:Hell, think of Pocket Calculators by qengho · · Score: 3, Informative

      1970 vintage, 4-function pocket calculator that cost him $400 new

      It was probably a "5-function" device: the square root key was the thing that had geeks tossing out their slide rules en masse.

    2. Re:Hell, think of Pocket Calculators by forgotmypassword · · Score: 2, Funny

      peh

      just take 1/2 the log, pretty boy

      all true geeks had a log log duplex or such

    3. Re:Hell, think of Pocket Calculators by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That pocket calculator replaces a desktop mechanical version that cost $2000. A Segway replaces walking which is free.

    4. Re:Hell, think of Pocket Calculators by fodi · · Score: 0

      Hehe... That made me laugh.. ..the way only a 60 y.o. maths teacher could..

    5. Re:Hell, think of Pocket Calculators by Slime-dogg · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah, and it's the reliance on the calculator that has caused many of our teachers to be unable to do multi-digit addition in their heads. If we took a couple old grannies and let them add prices, they'd have the solution in a snap. Let an average 20 year try that, and they'll sit there and ponder where the calculator is.

      Teachers have grown lazy, and in trying to advance students as far as possible, they've overlooked the basic foundation that they need to build upon. We expect kids to do algebra when they can't do arithmetic. We've undermined our children's ability to do arithmetic by making it easier.

      I'm one of the lucky ones. I wasn't allowed to use a calculator until I hit the public school.

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    6. Re:Hell, think of Pocket Calculators by Daengbo · · Score: 1

      I was talking to my girlfriend about three days ago, casually teasing her for subtracting on her fingers, and we began to talk about it. I refused to use a calculator for a long time in any situations where the numbers weren't overwhelming, and still rarely use one. I much prefer to do the math in my head twice, to check, and am right more often than with a calculator, because I have big, clumsy fingers. The younger generation loses a lot by using calculators.
      That said, they have their uses.

    7. Re:Hell, think of Pocket Calculators by fishbowl · · Score: 2

      "Yeah, and it's the reliance on the calculator
      that has caused many of our teachers to be unable to do multi-digit addition in their heads."

      And physics majors can't do math involving exponents or logarithms in their heads, or visualize a curve numerically (today, they tend to think in terms of a graph).

      Back in the "slide rule days" which I remember clearly, it was much more common to think in terms of log, because that's what the slide rule represents. When you do a slide rule operation, you see the transition of intermediate values, and this is something that you miss with a calculator. Not that I'm saying a slide rule is better, just that it's representation educates you differently. I would not be surprised to learn that there are some calculations that can be performed faster on a slide rule than on a calculator, because of the time spent pressing the keys.

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    8. Re:Hell, think of Pocket Calculators by jwilloug · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and it's the reliance on the calculator that has caused many of our teachers to be unable to do multi-digit addition in their heads. If we took a couple old grannies and let them add prices, they'd have the solution in a snap. Let an average 20 year try that, and they'll sit there and ponder where the calculator is.

      But ask the granny about some simple calculus and she'll be lost, while the 20 year old will have no trouble, because the calculator means he didn't have to spend years learning how to do things like roots by hand, and could move on to other subjects.

      Not that any of these skills is useful. Any math encountered in normal life can be easily done by a machine, being able to do any of it by hand is a parlor trick. You might as well learn to catch and kill your own food, you might actually need that one some day (however unlikely).

  52. i think the question we should all be asking... by circletimessquare · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    i think the question we should all be asking ourselves is...

    what would jesus drive?

    (answer)

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  53. why reverse engineer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People only reverse engineer products that are profitable.

  54. Segway in use at US Airports by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, at least at O'Hare. I saw one being used by United Airlines terminal staff at O'Hare while traveling around Christmas. The thing did look pretty fun. Sure beats the hell out a beeping golf cart.

  55. An expensive novelty item by release7 · · Score: 2
    Ever plunk down a few bucks for some cool gadget even though you knew would just end up as an unused paperweight in your desk drawer? That's exactly what this segway deal is if you happen to have a few extra thousand dollars laying around.

    This machine is for some attention starved numbnut with a few thousand bucks laying around so that he can tool around his neigborhood for a few weeks and amaze his friends. Once the novely wears off and he realizes that a skateboard is more practical (shit, a $400 repair bill to replace the broken gyro???) for getting around town, it'll end up right next to his pushmower in the garage.

    Sure it was super cool when it first came out. But now that's it's been a year since we've all seen it, most of realize the segway for what it is: an over-hyped machine with little practical application.

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  56. Segway marketing desperation by EnlightenmentFan · · Score: 4, Informative
    This slashvertisement is just one of a series of marketing ploys from Segway fans--their sales must really suck.

    Just last week, Reuters bought and CNN published as a front page story this Amazon /Segway press release. Reuters must not employ any of those hard-driving investigative reporters we loved in old 30s movies.

    For example the "story" "reports"

    • "pre-orders already place the high-tech scooter in the top half percent of sales" Yeah? Each Segway costs $5000, while the average Amazon item costs maybe $50. So if Amazon sells 100 Segways in a month, it's in the same percentile as a book that sold 10,000 copies in the same month--that's pretty impressive sales for a book, pretty lousy sales for an item that got the publicity buzz Segway did, an item featured on Amazon's front page.
    • "It's selling better than many of our digital cameras" Yeah? And is Amazon the only retailer selling digital cameras, the way it is the only retailer selling Segways? In fact, do you know anybody who would go to Amazon to buy a digital camera?
    • "Frazier declined to provide actual pre-sale numbers" I am sure the carefully phrased hype provided is much closer to what CNN readers care about.
    What got left out of the "news story" is also interesting. There is no mention of the financial stake that Amazon has in pumping up Segway sales by releasing phony hype aimed at making the product look more popular than it is. Jeff Marshall at Mercury News has some interesting background on the financial ties involved

    Some Reuters Clark Kent may have added one note of reality in the final sentence: "in San Francisco a debate is raging over whether the human transporter should be allowed on that city's streets. " That debate stopped raging a week before this press release came out. According to the Dec. 20 SF Chronicle , after extensive public discussion 9 of 11 supervisors have voted to ban the Segway, enough to overturn the mayor's veto if he decides to try one.

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    1. Re:Segway marketing desperation by NineNine · · Score: 2

      There's definitely something fishy going on. Not saying what sales are, having some bizarre delay between ordering and shipping, only selling a limited quantity. I wouldn't buy shit from a company like this. They sound more like Amway thana "real" company offering "real" products. To me, it seems like the company is nothing but a PR generating machine, and a really shady one at that.

    2. Re:Segway marketing desperation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      This slashvertisement is just one of a series of marketing ploys from Segway fans--their sales must really suck.

      Judging from the pictures of Dean Kamen's house, I don't think he's all that worried about the sales of the Segway.

      This guy doesn't need to sell anything

    3. Re:Segway marketing desperation by ckedge · · Score: 2
      after extensive public discussion 9 of 11 supervisors have voted to ban the Segway, enough to overturn the mayor's veto if he decides to try one.

      That's funny as hell. Of all the cities in the US where walking or biking up and down hills is a real pain in the ass, SF is it.

    4. Re:Segway marketing desperation by bergie · · Score: 1

      How about if they just have some limits on how many units they can produce each month?

      /Bergie

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    5. Re:Segway marketing desperation by ptorrone · · Score: 1

      there are about 30-40 for consumers out now, with an unknown (and most likely small number) for biz use. i'm not sure regulation of such a tiny market makes sense?

  57. Other uses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Am I the only one that sees this, or the only fool at this poker table. But...

  58. Yeah, right... by drdanny_orig · · Score: 1

    Just look at this picture. Go ahead, I'll wait here.....
    Now, admit it, those two look like dorks. Thanks, but I'll walk.

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  59. Why not just walk by Sophrosyne · · Score: 1

    Here is an idea: how about instead of paying $3000 for a segway you just walk.... millions of years of evolution can't be wrong.

  60. FAKE! by farnsworth · · Score: 1, Troll
    this is a clear fake.

    if you look at this image you can see the human arms photoshopped onto a marketing droid.

    if you view the html source, you can see redundant font tags surrounding grammatical errors. a clear sign of someone adding in a 'blog' feel to site.

    if you look at this image, you can see 156 different shadows at the same time. clearly run through photoshop.

    and finally, THE SITE IS NOT SLASHDOTTED!!

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    1. Re:FAKE! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      haha- i'm just a crappy writer and don't really care about grammar on my personal sites, feel free to email me: pt@bookofseg.com.

      cheers,
      pt

  61. I agree completely by Pinball+Wizard · · Score: 2
    Except that they aren't $3,000 as originally promised, they are $5,000.

    Once the initial price-gouging subsides, I see these things becoming very popular.

    Anything to get us fat lazy Americans farther away from having to do anything physical is going to succeed. The Segway does a fantastic job of doing just that. (Hell, when I finished watching The Matrix the first time, my initial impression was, well isn't that what we're all working toward anyway?)

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    1. Re:I agree completely by ogre2112 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      When you talk of fat, lazy americans, please disregard from using the phrase, "us".

      Some of us aren't fat, lazy, pigs.

    2. Re:I agree completely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      He was talking about "us fat lazy Americans." He never said YOU are a fat lazy American. But now that you mentioned it, it makes me wonder if you are feeling a bit insecure about your weight.

  62. hey this guy rides right by my house by drivers · · Score: 2

    Looks like this guys route takes him right by my house... I'll have to keep an eye out.

    1. Re:hey this guy rides right by my house by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if you'd like a demo ride, drop me a note, i'll glide by.

      cheers,
      pt

  63. Price tag -- am I missing something? by pez · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I see a number of people talking about the $3,000 price tag of this thing (which, in my opinion, is about $2,500 too much ;-)

    Yet Amazon, who claims to be "the only place to buy the Segway HT," is selling them for $4,950.

    What am I missing?

    1. Re:Price tag -- am I missing something? by madsenj37 · · Score: 1

      If you read the info here http://www.segway.com/shop/amazon.html then you will notice that 4950 pays for teh highest performing model, which means there is a cheaper model that must sell for less. It is most likely the model used in private testing and since it is most likely in mass production it can be made and sold for cheaper with the proper demand.

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  64. Segways at Disney World EPCOT by billstewart · · Score: 2
    My family went to Disney World last month so the various kids could see the Big Mouse. While I'm not very convinced of the usefulness-vs-cost ratios for Segways in general, they're so cute and futuristic looking that how could Disney *not* buy the things? I mean, if you lived in an Experimental Prototype Community of Tomorrow, wouldn't *you* use a Segway to head down to the corner general store if you weren't going far enough to take the Flying Car but were going along the big sidewalk so you didn't need your Rocket Belt?

    We saw a couple of Disney managers zipping around on the things - they're just right for EPCOT's big sidewalks and flat terrain. One of them said that Disney ordered a bunch of them when they first became available, and had to bully the Segway folks a bit to get the N of them they wanted out of early production (there were some early investment connections there...) They're fast enough to be helpful, but unobtrusive-looking and not so fast that they'd cause problems, and the managers are obviously having fun cruising around on them. And after all, cost-effectiveness in the Magic Kingdom is at least as much about image as practicality, which makes them way more effective there than at most businesses.

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  65. wow by tps12 · · Score: 5, Funny

    From the article:

    washington is one of the 32+ states that have specific legislation that states that the segway ht can go anywhere a pedestrian can go

    Fascinating that they can pass a law that allows the Segway to go up ladders.

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    1. Re:wow by samgrover · · Score: 1

      ... or on a tightrope

  66. Segway owner's site - www.SegwayChat.com by glidingman · · Score: 1

    A bunch of people who have ordered Segway! They keep track of whether or not you can legally operate a Segway in your state. Mine isn't listed yet.BUMMER! http://www.segwaychat.com

    1. Re:Segway owner's site - www.SegwayChat.com by neuropro · · Score: 1

      because you did not list yourself :o) as a member and Future Owner!

    2. Re:Segway owner's site - www.SegwayChat.com by glidingman · · Score: 1

      Meant my site wasn't listed yet as being legal!!

    3. Re:Segway owner's site - www.SegwayChat.com by neuropro · · Score: 1

      Sorry. My mistake. I thought you ordered one on Amazon.com and you were sad that your future Segway is not listed on SegwayChat ...

  67. It's the helmets... by mtec · · Score: 2

    That's why.

    How in the world did I survive my childhood of high speed, daredevil bicycle and scooter riding without a helmet?
    Maybe I'd have retained a few more IQ points taken away by the unprotected falls. (hmmm - also may explain why I like slashdot...)

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  68. so who posted this? by mrmez · · Score: 0

    "I didn't realize it, but I've been using a Segway HT for one month as of 01/04/03," eh? So does this mean that someone hacked your account and made this post in your name? I ask because whoever made the post clearly realized that you'd been using a Segway for one month as of today, 1/4/3.

    maybe the lack of excercise has caused your leg muscles to atrophy and that somehow spread to your brain...

  69. I believe the hype. by jericho4.0 · · Score: 2
    I'm continually suprised by the number of /. readers who don't seem to 'get' the segway. I was blown away when I saw it. I believe this will revolutionize transport. I believe cities will be built around it (or something like it). It seems so obvious to me I can't even explain why.

    Of course, I also believe all that 'The network is the computer' stuff also.

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  70. Uh, riiiight.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    peace back.

  71. Hmm, if this is astroturfing it's pretty bad... by BlacKat · · Score: 1

    Heck, it doesn't even seem that this guy can get the URL's to Segway's website correct.

    I think perhaps someone needs to inform him that domain names can't actually have a space in them!

    That and perhaps take a few photography/videography lessons... ah well, wonder how much Segway paid for the ad? ;)

  72. Did you know? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That the Segway HT's battery is only good for a few hundred cycles and comprises the majority of the cost of the unit. This being said, the Segway HT's cost per mile is MORE than a 777 and just a little less than a hybrid auto!

    I know it sounds like I'm trolling, and I would LOVE to show you specific figures - but my company is doing business with Segway and the figures are under NDA.

  73. Great device by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Segway HT is not for replacing your normal walking, unless you are one of the few that walks many miles per day. Being electric, it has the opportunity to run on alternative fuel sources such as solar and wind power. Yes, electric bikes do this as well, but not in such a compact form factor. These devices will get cheaper and more prevalent, whether you want to moo like the other ignorant cows or not.

  74. Niggers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In the USA, police arrest niggers. In Soviet Russia, the niggers arrest you!

    1. Re:Niggers by TygerFish · · Score: 1

      i haven't made a cent so far on my website at all to be super-clear. if you think the site is non-technical you should look at some of the articles and stay tuned as i post more details about the inner-workings of the segway ht. cheers, pt

      God, it's amazing just *what* can get access to a computer nowadays. I mean, really, that was pathetic.

      Mindless, derivative and too materially impossible to enjoy the immeasurable valuable 'ring of truth' that the original Jakov Smirnoff joke possessed, it was just noise. Jesus, guy, couldn't you have just farted instead?

      It is interesting to note however that pages and pages of material back from here, the person who stood up and defended 'pt' said that Slashdot had degenerated into a forum for racist posters.

      It is only after the defender's tirade that anonymous coward's brain-fart appears, with its noise and anger. This begs the question of whether or not there is a connection between the defender, pt, and the jewel that prompts my response. Without serious log-examination, we'll never know.

      Returning to topic for a moment, I have to say that I hate the Segway.

      As an admirer of engineering and tinkering, I believe that engineering is the answer to the question, 'how do we best accomplish this,' and as an answer, the Segway is a long incoherent ramble.

      Good engineering simplifies or adds complexity only to expand function while the Segway's design-philosophy of adding more and more *stuff* onto what is just an electric scooter destroys the elegant simplicity of the thing at the base of the design.

      Standing scooters have been around forever, starting with wood and roller-skate wheels back in the fifties, they evolved into metal scooters with rubber wheels, finally battery and electric motor technology have made cheap electric scooters practical.

      The electric scooter, the Zappy, or any of its cousins, have answered the electric scooter question elegantly and well, without resorting to microprocessor-controlled stabilizers ('look, mommy, my submarine has jet engines!'). Nor do other electric scooters require investment in lobbying state and local governments to enact special laws to give them market advantages over simpler and more elegant solutions.

      From this viewpoint, stripped of all the diverting comments about obesity, and without attention to anyone's professional commercial ad site from which he has made no money (does he intend to?), the Segway's design is just plain wrong--flawed from its inception--and not all the hype and lobbying in the world is going to change that.

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  75. Washington State Law by BrookHarty · · Score: 2

    Reading that site, there is a link to http://www.segwaychat.com/ and links for the legal status for each state.

    Checking on my state Washington, its legal on bikepaths but not local highways or sidewalks. Some local highways act as streets, with stop lights, and all major streets intersect only on them. They should really allow people to use sidewalks in absence of a bike trail. Makes a segway useless around the area I live, shame...

    1. Re:Washington State Law by ajohnj1 · · Score: 1

      Are you sure we are talking about Washington? It shows that it is legal on sidewalks...

    2. Re:Washington State Law by BrookHarty · · Score: 2

      I thought it was legal on sidewalks, but reading those legal bills is a headache.

      Yup, legal on washington sidewalks seattletimes

  76. Val Mallinson, meet Phillip M. Torrone by EnlightenmentFan · · Score: 2
    Remember that phony "I switched from Mac" "user" who turned out to be a publicity shill for Microsoft? She must have started a trend. Dear editors: blatant PR for a tech toy does not qualify as a "Science" story. Okay, Segway has some cool Slashdotty features:
    • The technology behind Segway is cool.
    • It could work well inside a closed environment like a big warehouse.
    • The inventor Dean Kamen has done other good things.
    But the Segway gets my goat for the following reasons:
    • Incredible hype before, during, and after release.
    • Sneaky lobbying campaign to get these big kahunas onto sidewalks, so that pedestrians are giving up both space and safety to enhance Segway profits.
    • Retail buyers will lose out big time in liability suits, not to mention that their Segways are going to get kicked off sidewalks around the country as other city governments, like San Francisco, realize how mad they make pedestrians.
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    1. Re:Val Mallinson, meet Phillip M. Torrone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i agree.

      San Fransisco has been battling to keep skateboarders off the streets for years. Personally i think that sucks, SF used to be the skateboarding capital of the world at one time, where you could see world famous pros just skating around town. Not really so much anymore although it's still a great city for it.

      But what i'm not sure i understand is how they could allow segways on the sidewalk and not skateboards? If SF finds out that allowing segways is gonna allow a loophole that lets everybody skate freely around their city i'm sure some people are gonna be pissed. On the other hand how can you let a bunch of out of shape oafs motor around on some 80 pound device while skateboarding is banned?

      Either way there are gonna be issues.

    2. Re:Val Mallinson, meet Phillip M. Torrone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      dudette- email me, i'm a real person, bitter and angry about many things like everyone else-- pt@bookofseg.com. i'm pretty sure you won't though.

      cheers,
      pt

  77. Hee hee! by mtec · · Score: 2

    It's funny to hear so many slashdotters condemn something because it results in 'less exercise'!

    It's like... Geek LaLane... Hoo!

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  78. Wow by The+Bungi · · Score: 1

    Aren't rich people great!?

  79. My Segway Anecdote by worst_name_ever · · Score: 4, Interesting
    I was working the booth at a trade show last summer and who should come rolling up but Dean Kamen himself. Literally rolling, as he was of course riding on one of his Segways. I spent probably ten minutes talking to him about a problem he was having with one of my then-employer's products (or rather, he did most of the talking, as he's a somewhat impatient conversationalist).

    The interesting thing about talking to Mr. Kamen while he was standing on the Segway, aside from the fact that he was of course towering a full head above everybody else in the crowd, was the fact that he is one of those people who likes to lean towards you as he talks. As I learned firsthand, talking to one of these people who happens to be standing on an electric scooter that is controlled by leaning your body means that you are constantly being semi-run-over by the thing, in direct proportion to the intensity of the point the other person is trying to make! He kept having to back the thing up a couple feet, like it was an overly-friendly horse that wanted to lick my face (instead of an overly-pricey scooter that wanted to run over my feet).

    (I would have liked to have a go with his scooter though, as I was not relishing the prospect of having to slog all the way back across the show grounds to the car yet again!)

    mcb

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  80. MOD PARENT UP! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's pretty damned funny. I want one of my own. :)

  81. The most amazing thing is... by Call+Me+Black+Cloud · · Score: 1

    There doesn't appear to be a single capital letter on his site. What statement is he making? I love ee cummings? My shift key is broken? I'm too cool for grammar?

    1. Re:The most amazing thing is... by release7 · · Score: 2

      The only thing that leads me to believe this guy is for real is that no company would actually hire this moron to do astroturfing. His persona is that of a shallow, uneducated douchebag. That's not the kind of person I'd want pitching my $5,000 machine.

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  82. Just Because We Can, Should We? by TheWanderingHermit · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I know this will be modded to troll immediately, since I'm questioning something everyone considers wonderful. That said:

    1) I can see this device being a real help to the elderly or people with various handicaps, but:

    2) I notice the submitter pointed out he jogs every day, but I hear more and more reports about how over 50% of the population is overweight. I can only wonder how this will effect that particular issue. I would guess that it won't be long before they have to make sure the HT is even sturdier because so many people using them are over 250 lbs (or over 325 w/ cargo).

    3) I can't help but to remember what Ray Bradbury discussed in Fahreinheit 451. The fire chief is explaining how books became eliminated and people stopped thinking (or was it Faber talking about how people stopped thinking). He pointed out buttons were replaced with a zipper, and that was just that many fewer minutes to think in the morning when getting dressed.

    I've spent the last 2 years chained to a computer. (I'm not complaining, my salary is going up and up and I'll never have to worry about my retirement or having a job for the rest of my life.) Now I'm back to exercising every day at the gym. I've got over 50 lbs to lose.

    It's great that we can do more faster than ever before. But if we don't balance all the new toys and gadgets we have to make life so easy, we will lose a significant part of the quality of our lives. For example, computers were supposed to save time (and paper, too), but now we get more done and we're asked to do more. Sure, they save time, but then the company wants even more from us (and numbers show computers have driven paper use up -- due to number of drafts printed out and number of extra documents printed -- and docs printed in multiple copies).

    I'm not saying this is a bad thing, but I am saying it seems we should seriously question how it is used in life. We can make the choice of a life crammed full of too much to do, or one where we can take the time to enjoy life. I've noticed that the people that take time to enjoy life (like many friends I know through Quaker Meeting) live life such that they don't need to save the extra half hour here or rush to another appointment at some other time.

    Saving time, or making it easier is not the answer. Segway, for most of us, is not the answer. Finding a way to reduce the clutter and meaningless activites in our lives would help save much more time than a Segway HT.

    Just my 2 cents worth. Go on and mark me as flamebait.

    1. Re:Just Because We Can, Should We? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ya i'm going to ride my segway to the health club where i will ride on a stationary bike.

      heh.

      Post-industrial capitalism really produces some wacky and totally pointless shit.

    2. Re:Just Because We Can, Should We? by TheWanderingHermit · · Score: 2

      Ya i'm going to ride my segway to the health club where i will ride on a stationary bike.

      Overall, I prefer a good ride outdoors, even during winter. (I think exercising in the gym -- other than doing weights -- is like taking a shower with a raincoat on.)

      I wouldn't knock stationary bikes. There are many reasons to use them (and other indoor fitness machines) instead of outdoor or other exercise. If a person is on a stationary, it's easier to monitor them for things like heart rate or to chart improvement. They're also very useful when it's too cold or hot outside for people who are not in the best of shape (or elderly, or pregnant, etc.). And they're also a BIG help for people who are just starting or getting back to working out.

    3. Re:Just Because We Can, Should We? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Saving time, or making it easier is not the answer. Segway, for most of us, is not the answer. Finding a way to reduce the clutter and meaningless activites in our lives would help save much more time than a Segway HT.

      Having flying cars and working 2 days per week *could* be a reality in the near future (OK, so maybe not the flying cars part) if people didn't decide that they need $75,000 BMW's and $300,000 houses.

      OK, so $75,000 BMW's are probably worth it. But that's not my point.

    4. Re:Just Because We Can, Should We? by RichardX · · Score: 1

      "Ya i'm going to ride my segway to the health club where i will ride on a stationary bike."

      Good grief, have you no sense?!
      All that time previously wasted on exercise machines can be a thing of the past now. Don't you see? Why expend sweat and effort running on a treadmill when you can Segway on a treadmill?

      Furthermore, I propose immediate research into electric powered exercise bicycles. It's simply unacceptable that so many man-hours are wasted every day across the world by people pedalling hard to get nowhere. If the process was automatic, they could do something useful, like watch wrestling on TV from the comfort of their armchair, while the machine cycled itself in another room.

      Moderators: I may be making a subtle and cynical point about this whole thing.. or I might just be stupid. The decision is yours.

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  83. um, no by syrinx · · Score: 1

    I *have* seen one of these in action, and let me say it was one of the most ridiculous sights I've ever seen. I was embarassed to be anywhere near it. As many people have pointed out, *just walk*.

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  84. segway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ya i just can't wait to get my segway and ride it all the way to DORK CITY.

  85. Can you imagine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    a beowolf cluster of these things? p.s. I can't believe I was the first poster with this - it's almost as good as a real first post - I've got a chubby now...

  86. This guy creeps me out... by Call+Me+Black+Cloud · · Score: 3, Funny


    On the security page he wrote

    since the segway ht is used for our commute, we take it in our office and plug in while we're at work. so the segway is safe and secure at all times. other places, we stick to the guidelines above

    Since the damn thing is a single seater (so to speak) who is the "we"? He sounds like Gollum to me...I kept expecting him to refer to it as his "precious".

    P.S. "month-iversary" doesn't make sense. Each year does he celebrate his wedding "year-iversary"?

    1. Re:This guy creeps me out... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      P.S. "month-iversary" doesn't make sense. Each year does he celebrate his wedding "year-iversary"?

      This guy throws parties everytime he buys a new computer or gadget and you think he has a wedding anniversary to celebrate every year? Yeah.

    2. Re:This guy creeps me out... by TC+(WC) · · Score: 1

      P.S. "month-iversary" doesn't make sense. Each year does he celebrate his wedding "year-iversary"?

      At least it's better than 'one month anniversary'. The first half of the word comes from the latin annus for year. Something more appropriate might be, say, mensiversity (mensis being Lating for month.) However, nobody would have any clue what he was saying, so it would be rather pointless.

    3. Re:This guy creeps me out... by Call+Me+Black+Cloud · · Score: 2

      I was trying to figure out an appropriate word for that...thanks. He missed a chance to educate people...

    4. Re:This guy creeps me out... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...mensiversity (mensis being Lating for month.)

      I don't know Latin, but if what you say is true, then shouldn't it be something like 'mensiversary' or 'meniversary'?

    5. Re:This guy creeps me out... by TC+(WC) · · Score: 1

      yeah, typo, I meant to say mensiversary. Apparantly my fingers got confused and tried to write university or something, part way through the word...

  87. Creative commons license by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did anyone notice that the pages were licensed under a creative commons license? Take a look at the license: Creative Commons License 1.0 Quite interesting. --Meyer

  88. not this ragged battle again...Sony PS2 can do 2 by djupedal · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    What, you mean all that time I spent over the holidays playing SOCOM Navy Seal online, while talking to others, via a Sony PlayStation 2 on ethernet, for free, wasn't real? :)

    You paid MS drones never let up, do you...give it up. Kool-aid drinker...

  89. Poor-man's Segway by Wayfare · · Score: 1

    Today I went out to the kickoff meeting for the FIRST robotics competition http://www.usfirst.org in Richmond, VA, and there I saw that a team somewhere had built their own version of Segway. It had the same design to it, and the innards were made entirely out of parts included in the kits that teams are to build their robots out of. It was slightly jerky on the autoleveling, but it still worked as the operator leaned forward and back. Very interesting, and I'm sure the project didn't cost near the same as the real Segway.

    1. Re:Poor-man's Segway by TheOnlyCoolTim · · Score: 2

      Participating in FIRST costs way more than a Segway.

      Tim

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    2. Re:Poor-man's Segway by Wayfare · · Score: 1

      Participating, yes, but the actual parts used most likely cost less.

  90. Segway Type R by mph · · Score: 5, Funny

    You mean like this?

  91. how is it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    how is it that riding my skateboard is a crime punishable by confiscation of property and large fines.

    But then when some asshole capitalist shows up with some lamewad invention all the laws quickyl get rewritten to let these obnoxious gas guzzlers ride everywhere.

    Segways are lame as hell.

    Sorry that stupid little scooter fad is over a segway is about as cool as chopped liver.

    1. Re:how is it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Come on Steve K, it ain't over yet ;)

  92. Re:not this ragged battle again...Sony PS2 can do by Osty · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    How much did that broadband adapter cost for your PS2 again? And why did you have to buy a separate game to get a headset? And why doesn't that headset work in every online game? Face it, for the first year at least, XBox Live is a better deal than PS2 online -- for $50, you can either get the XBox Live starter kit with a headset and two demo games (Moto GP is awesome), or you can get a PS2 broadband adapter. And then spend another $50 on SOCOM, and not even be able to use the headset with other games. Make a case when Microsoft unveils its plans for future XBox Live fees, maybe, but for now XBox Live is a better deal, with better gameplay and features.


    Anyway, most likely Microsoft will charge maybe $50/year for XBox Live in the future, which is a very good deal. There's no guarantee that you won't have to pay extra for games, but it's less likely than the PS2 scenario. Since Sony does not provide any services for PS2 developers, a game company either needs to run their own (costs money, which will be passed on to you), or partner with a larger company like EA (which means fewer "independent" game developers will be able to exploit online play). Microsoft has a good thing going with XBox Live.

  93. SegwayChat by neuropro · · Score: 1

    There are quite a few Segway Contest/Early Delivery Winners there, who can answer your questions - including Philip Torrone and his wife, Beth, who were in the first group, as you could see from their site. Also, Frank Tropea, the SegwayChat site owner, who was in the last group. Take a look, it's free :o)

  94. the real question is.. by g4dget · · Score: 2
    walking. so one thing that i've heard from a few people is "what you're not going to walk anywhere?" here's the deal- my commute by walking would be 62 minutes, it's less than 17 on the segway ht.

    The real question is: why not use a bicycle? It's proven technology, it's a lot cheaper, it's faster, and it gets you a little, but not too much, exercise on that 4 mile commute.

    1. Re:the real question is.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      my commute is over one of the largest hills in seattle, so going over with the cargo i have isn't really possible (i've tried). also, i meet with clients, so showing up as a sweaty mess isn't an option. if i could bike i would. if i could ditch a car, i would -and did- by using a segway ht, so cut me some slack.

      cheers,
      pt

  95. Re: Respect? by captainbajoo · · Score: 1
    Hey, that was probably me selling the glow sticks. Say what you want, I'm having a blast riding the Segs and not really caring whether I sell anything. But you shouldn't expect any better.

    I mean, this is the Walt Disney company, the people who shat out "Hunchback of Notre Dame 2" and California Adventure in the quest for profit. You should have lost your respect for us long ago.

  96. S.H.T. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    S.H.T. the acronym says it all.

  97. the bookofseg site owners in Wired News - twice by neuropro · · Score: 1

    Segway Owners a Small, Happy Club A Gizmo Wiz and His Scooter It's not a Mac Switch like Segway Plot!

  98. Saw them at epcot this summer by Milo77 · · Score: 1

    Disney had a few people riding around the park on them and even had an exhibit in the technology center. I was and still am very skeptical but actually seeing one in action is very cool. Especially in a crowded park these guys were speeding around (with plenty of little kids around) and you could just tell by watching that they couldn't "run over" you. At the exhibit they would intentionally run into you and they just sort of stop. They literally stop on a dime. I just wish that they let you rent them to get around the park. If nothing else I certainly see the technology as a boon for parapalegics. A wheel chair that basically replaces your legs is a pretty neat idea (and based on another persons post something they're already working on). Anyway, there wasn't much to see at Disney, but seeing the segway and digital ink at epcot was almost worth the price of admission...

  99. Re:not this ragged battle again...Sony PS2 can do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cheaper, probably, MS likes to take the crack-dealer approach of, "the first one's free." But it certainly ain't revolutionary. Furthermore, just trying hacking your xbox and then using the live service, you can't, they check for hacks and lock your box out permanently, even if you de-install the hacks. Don't buy a used xbox if you want to use it online...

  100. what a shmuck by djupedal · · Score: 2

    The adapter was part of the Linux dev kit. The headset that came w/Navy Seals is not limited to use with SOCOM apps. I can use it as an internet phone...how about that for saving money?

    "...most likely Microsoft will charge maybe $50/year for XBox Live in the future..."

    You know, when you talk out your ass like that...no one listens (and your breath wreeks worse than ever). MS has not announced those costs, so in reality, you have no idea. You're simply waving the MS flag. Get back to us when MS beats up on your parent's credit card...over and over. Only a fool would agree to charges without knowing what they will be.

    It used to be that when someone talked about other OS's, in favor of MS, the big argument was "no software". Now, with xbox having a very small percentage of software, compared to Sony PS2, MS fools ignore the fact, and wave the vapor flag, about how good the future will be...that future will only be good for MS, as long as fools keep their wallets open and their eyes/ears closed. Have fun helping bg build a new home...sleep well knowing he couldn't do it without you. bahhhhhh....sheep that you are :)

    1. Re:what a shmuck by Osty · · Score: 1

      You know, when you talk out your ass like that...no one listens (and your breath wreeks worse than ever). MS has not announced those costs, so in reality, you have no idea. You're simply waving the MS flag. Get back to us when MS beats up on your parent's credit card...over and over. Only a fool would agree to charges without knowing what they will be.

      You're right, that's unsubstantiated. Thus the phrase "most likely". As in, it's just a guess, and probably a fair one at that. As for my "parent's credit card", why would they do that? I didn't use my parent's credit card for XBox Live. Why should I? I'm not sixteen and I don't live with my parents. Talk about making yourself look like an ass ...


    2. Re:what a shmuck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The headset that came w/Navy Seals is not limited to use with SOCOM apps. I can use it as an internet phone...
      Ha! Thats too funny. I can use my Xbox headset plugged in to my cordless phone or my cell phone..so what? Xbox Live works on all Live enabled games. That includes the very cool MotoGP, Ghost Recon, Unreal Tournament, MechAssault and many more.

      I love how all Xbox vs. PS2 hardware debates end up with the PS2 side claiming a win because of all the games the PS2 has (with a 1 year headstart). Using that logic, Windows is a superior OS because of all the software it runs.

      The Xbox Hardware Console...I'll repeat it the HARDWARE CONSOLE..is innovative. There is nothing like it today.

    3. Re:what a shmuck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Xbox Hardware Console...I'll repeat it the HARDWARE CONSOLE..is innovative. There is nothing like it today.

      Yes there is. It's called a PC.

    4. Re:what a shmuck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Using that logic, Windows is a superior OS because of all the software it runs

      Bingo! We have a winner! Windows IS a superior OS because of all the software it runs. Just like PS2 is a superior console because of all the software it runs.

  101. pah by Hex4def6 · · Score: 1

    from the geeks-with-$2990-more-than-I-have dept ;)

  102. SegwayChat Members/Segway Owners on Epinions.Com by neuropro · · Score: 1

    http://www.epinions.com/Segway_Human_Transporter_G ifts__Novelties__Collectibles_and_Gadgets/display_ ~reviews

  103. It can hop curbs... sort of by DredPirateRoberts · · Score: 1

    A couple months ago I met a PUD meter reader in Seattle with one of these things... the city had recieved several of them to try out. He demonstrated its curb-hopping and turning abilities to myself and several others. It's no dirt bike, but those big wheels can take it over standard sized curbs pretty easily. According to the guy the Segway didn't save him a lot of time on his route, but it was more fun than just walking... and a real conversation starter, which probably helped slow him down a bit.

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  104. Just one question. by mcgroarty · · Score: 3, Insightful
    I just have one question... seriously: Have you weighed yourself before and after?

    I'd love to see whether the Segway makes people more or less active.

    1. Re:Just one question. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i've lost 5lbs since i got my segway ht, i didn't expect it-- but it's what happened.

      cheers,
      pt

  105. Re: Respect? by droopus · · Score: 2

    You'd think so, but you're also the guys also put out Lilo and Stitch, built Blizzard Beach, run Sunrise Safari at AK and the backstage stuff at Living Seas, which more than makes up for doing endless Lion King sequels for twelve years. Y'all still get my $7k a year for our yearly two week Haj to the Mouse (DAKL) and I'm already booked for next December. B)

    I find WDW amazing in that some guy from Bumfuck, Mississippi can stay in a tent for $20 a night at Fort Wilderness and have just as good a time on the same attractions as the poser in the Presidential suite at AKL. Anyone ever do an analysis of why WDW appeals to Southern religious conservatives and New York liberals; college geeks and uneducated dullards; 90 year olds and virtually every kid on the planet?

    Probably the reason I keep going back is to find out the answer to that question.

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  106. Segway is not geeky by Desert+Raven · · Score: 1

    But back on topic, am I the only one who wouldn't be seen dead driving one of these? It's so geeky in a very uncool way.

    I have to disagree. The Segway is not geeky. It's something the guys in the sales and marketing departments seem to think is cool. I've yet to meet a geek who thinks it's worth its weight in dog poop.

    I will agree, however, that they are seriously uncool.

    1. Re:Segway is not geeky by darkov · · Score: 2

      I agree with you - they're not "geek" as in nerdy cool. I was using geek in its most pejorative sense as in silly, stupid or daffy.

  107. I would rather walk. by outriding9800 · · Score: 1

    i used to work in a factory and it was faster just to walk to get somewhere. if you wanted to take the cart you had to track down the keys, unlock it drive to where you needed then find a place to lock it because if you did not it would be gone. If i needed to get anything under a mile away it was faster to walk over that then the cart was faster.

  108. A word about Moderation by Baloo+Ursidae · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    OK, I cannot believe I have to say this. But someone modded me up and them posted in the thread. BEFORE YOU MODERATE, READ THE GUIDELINES

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  109. Segue /= Car!!! by Mulletproof · · Score: 2

    "to be crystal clear, this is a car replacment for us. i cannot convey how thrilled i am to be getting rid of a car. to have a choice, a better one, and to be part of a movement is exhilarating. car, buh-bye. walking to work isn't possible since i need to carry 2 laptops and 4-5 pieces of equipment every day."

    I beg to differ. This is not a replacement car. How many passengers can a Segue carry? Will you drive this thing in incliment weather? Rain? Snow!? And is this person saying he actually carries 2 laptops AND 4-5 pieces of EQUIPMENT on a Segue? I'd like this equipment defined. I mean really. Ok, bag+2 laptops = Bulk. Since we don't know what exactly his equipment is, i'll assume a briefcase of some sort. More bulk. Plus whatever else he's toting along. Does he cruise along in his suit to work? Open air? Change of clothes maybe? I have no doubts the Segue can handle the weight, but it almost sounds like he's forcing it to fill the roll of a car.

    Make no mistake, it's not a replacement for a car. A bike or motorcycle maybe, but not a car unless ALL you use it for is A->B travel within a short range, then sure. Hit the Segue cuz your wasting money with a car. But don't fool yourself into thinking it is if you step outside those very narrow parameters I mentioned.

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  110. his math holds up by ChrisCampbell47 · · Score: 2
    ... the author claims getting rid of a car will save $16,000/year. $10,000/year for payments and insurance? What kind of car is he driving? I would say $300 or so per month is a typical car payment, and my insurance with collision and tons of liability is $600/year.

    He says somewhere that he has a "mid-range BMW" which probably means a $40K-55K 5-series. Calculate the monthly payment on a 4-year loan for *that*, son.

    And $600 a year for auto insurance? Riiiiight. You're driving a Tercel in Omaha, I take it.

    Yes, I realize I've just been trolled by a 19-year-old.

    1. Re:his math holds up by mehip2001 · · Score: 1

      The other posters cost for insurance seems reasonable.
      Between my wife and I, our combined insurance is roughly $1,200/year. And, it would have been cheaper if my wife hadn't had an accident a few years ago. This is living Dallas driving a Wrangler and a Forerunner. Sounds to me like you are being screwed or, are just a bad driver :)

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    2. Re:his math holds up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why in FUCK'S NAME do you need TWO SUVs for getting around in DALLAS? Are you intentinonally providing welfare for Saudi Arabia, or what?

    3. Re:his math holds up by mehip2001 · · Score: 1

      Mabey because we owned them outright before we got married and moved here. I don't know about you but I don't buy anything that I can't pay for outrigt(except a house of course). Why should I emerse myself in debt when I have a 95' Jeep with less than 60K miles on it.
      BTW stop being a Jackass, If you are going to flame at least be a man about it.

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  111. what I heard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that he was shown a magnetically levitating dildo which the operator would ride like a bull.

  112. I don't see how it can be very useful... by girish · · Score: 1

    on the sidewalk... When you walk down a crowded sidewalk you tend to turn sideways and slip through the crowds, but with this thing I think I would be more worried about running over someones foot. Does it come with foot detection AI?

    And also, after viewing the video of the guy trying to climb up those stairs, it seemed like he was taking over the whole staircase, people will not stand for that when you are walking up the stairs... a human on their side walking sideways takes up so much less room than a person walking normally.
    Well that's my two cents. I do think that its useful for certian people, i.e. postmen, who have to walk the same route everyday, and of course they don't need to slip through crowds and stuff.

  113. Hold on now... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why would "fat, lazy, rich Americans" abandon the 3500 pound pseudo-tank (SUV) to go to the corner store? Especially when doing so with a Ginger necessarily involves standing upright (ugh!), exposes one to possible car jacking-type scenarios by scary teenagers on skateboards and the inevitable getting run over by a Geo Metro?

  114. Re: Respect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How's Buzz doing these days?
    Has the success gone to his head?
    Them glowsticks is glowy fun on a stick.

  115. Superior, cheaper alternative to Segway by LittleLebowskiUrbanA · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Buy a biycle. Cheap, fast, and actually good for you. Get one with front suspension and some nice riser handlebars. Maybe even a suspension post seat and a cargo basket. All of this will cost you less than a $1,000 U.S. dollars.
    How many people do you know that can admit to getting too much exercise?

  116. Another reason for Americans to get fatter by oogoliegoogolie · · Score: 1

    I can understand if you have a medical condition that makes waking difficult these would be useful, but jezus, walking is free, a good bike costs $200, and they burn calories so you don't turn into a fatass!

    If these contraptions become popular where would there be room for them to drive? They are too small and wide to fit in bike lanes and traffic lanes, but too wide to fit on the sidewalk. I doubt cities would be willing to spend the $$ for segway lanes.

  117. Obligatory link to other Diary of a Segway owner by gad_zuki! · · Score: 5, Funny
  118. Nonsense by dachshund · · Score: 2
    He says somewhere that he has a "mid-range BMW" which probably means a $40K-55K 5-series. Calculate the monthly payment on a 4-year loan for *that*, son.

    Talk about comparing apples and gold-plated oranges. If you're the kind of person who feels the need to drive a $40-55K BMW 5-series, you're sure not likely to give it up for a Segway. Unless you've just had a pretty major conflict with your state's motor vehicle laws.

    But given that this guy seems to be employed by a grass-roots ad-agency, it's not surprising that his math's a little generous. And I wouldn't be too surprised if BMW was also one of his clients.

    PS With proper maintenance you should be able to drive that BMW for years after you've paid it off. What's the estimated lifespan of a Segway?

    1. Re:Nonsense by $carab · · Score: 2

      And I wouldn't be too surprised if BMW was also one of his clients.

      They are indeed.

    2. Re:Nonsense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice.

      Do you think this guy is a spitter or a swallower?
      My guess is he'll swallow if you pay him enough.

  119. A suggestion by Artifex · · Score: 2
    What I'm getting at is, how do we know that this site isn't just a plant by Segway's marketing agency?


    Let's all write him and ask? :)
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  120. An incredible tool. by presearch · · Score: 2

    This guy seems like a incredible tool.
    The pile of fuzzy photos, even of the FedEx guy.

    His iPod and Palm on the bookshelf, tilted towards the camera. Oohh look what I bought!

    A cheezy self portrait with him, his ht, and his haircut.

    "Saving" $10K a year on an extra car pmt. and insurance.
    That's something like a $750 car payment. Screw him.

    If he does have any friends, I wouldn't like them either.

    Yeah. What a tool.

  121. I saw one a few months ago out of the blue by morrison · · Score: 2, Funny

    Speaking of never having seen one of those things in real life, I just happened to see someone using one of those a couple months ago in Bel Air, MD. I was driving down through and did a double-take as the guy was crossing the road on an intersection crosswalk. Looked like he was leaving from the supermarket (which was rather close -- and he had grocery bags) and he was heading towards a residential area.

    I thought to myself "Bastard!" Man was I jealous...

    Looked pretty cool.

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  122. Dean Kamen not riding a Segway today by ecarlson · · Score: 1

    Dean Kamen was not riding a Segway today when he introduced the 2003 "FIRST" robotics competition. That's the first time in a long time I've seen him without a Segway.

    I have seen and touched the Segway (with Dean Kamen riding it), but I haven't ridden one yet. There's a photo of us with Dean on our 2002 robot team web site.

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  123. American Culture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The segway encompasses everything that is wrong with American Culture.

  124. My conceptual problems with the Segway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
    Okay, this is in addition to the "too expensive" and "I don't want it" arguments, but I've wondered about
    • Stairs and landings. The thing weighs what, 60 lbs I think? That's a lot of heft to get something up a flight of stairs (I'm assuming you can't drive up and down stairs on it).
    • Theft... this one is pretty obvious. I need to chain it up when I go in somewhere. If it doesn't get outright ripped off I'd be concerned some dumbass will take a bat or a crowbar to it and leave it hopelessly damaged.
    I'll tell you when I *would* have liked a segway, is when I was a stock picker in a warehouse. With like a square mile of aisles to zoom up and down that would have been handy. Of course, I don't have that job anymore.
    1. Re:My conceptual problems with the Segway by m1chael · · Score: 1

      i think stairs is its main problem. that guy in the video had to use his own legs to walk up and down the stairs!

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    2. Re:My conceptual problems with the Segway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      untrue. there is 'follow mode' which allows the ht to effortlessly follow its own up stairs.

      c'mon; read around first, then post angst somewhere else.

    3. Re:My conceptual problems with the Segway by ptorrone · · Score: 1

      stairs: the segway ht has a follow mode that basically crawls up stairs, check my site. it's a powered mode that you control. theft: again, check my site and read the security article securing the segway ht it's just like a bike for the most part, i've never had any issues.

    4. Re:My conceptual problems with the Segway by m1chael · · Score: 1

      why dont you read my post. follow means user walks (using their own legs!).

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  125. how does it handle the elements by sirinek · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This man says he lives near downtown Seattle, how is he dealing with riding his Segway in the rain. They do get rain almost every day of the year (well not every day of course but still its very rainy there...)

    siri

  126. outlawed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where are you going to ride it, then? It's already being outlawed in on public sidewalks in a number of cities, including San Francisco. (Personally, I'll take the segways if it helps scare bums off the sidewalk).

  127. Re:not this ragged battle again...Sony PS2 can do by VividU · · Score: 1

    Furthermore, just trying hacking your xbox and then using the live service, you can't.
    I'm thankfull for that. Who wants cheaters online anyway? Thats one of the cools things about Xbox Live. You know no ones playing on a hacked, modded system.

  128. Your Alternatives. by Mulletproof · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Did some digging and came up with a nifty little comparison. both vehicals are electric, so it all comes down to the nitty gritty.

    Segway
    Range: Appox 15 miles/charge
    Speed: 12mph
    Cost: $4,950.00 [Amazon.com]

    Viento Scooter
    Range: Appox. 50 miles/charge
    Speed: 30mph
    Cost: $2,999.99

    There are three main advantages the Segway has over our competitor. 1) It's really compact. 2) It's "sexy" 3) You can drive it on sidewalks, however flawed I may find that. Oh, and auto stabilization for those who didn't learn to ride a bike. That's nice until you realize for about $2,000 less you gain speed, range and utility, only sacrificing some size, percieved coolness and the legalities of driving on sidewalks while gaining Speed, range and utility.

    And no, I'm not considering the supposed saftey of the Segway, because people can still be idiots whatever they drive. Mixing a maximum 250lbs at 12mph on a sidewalk full of pedestrians is a BAD idea. But hey, the Segway is still cool. (I'm sure if you looked hard enough you could find a neato looking scooter too).

    Revolutionary? It's not as if alternatives didn't already exist.

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    1. Re:Your Alternatives. by Madmanz123 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Seqways belong on the sidewalk more then the road, it's a worstcase of a broken arm if you hit a person on the road, if someone hits you riding a segway with truck, your road pizza. Because the segway can go 12mph, doesn't mean it WILL always be travelling at top speed.

      Dunno, the idea is nice but our society doesn't fit it well, it could work in NY and other very dense cities but few other places.

    2. Re:Your Alternatives. by Mulletproof · · Score: 1

      I agree, it won't always be trucking at 12mph, but even a 5mph impact will break a bone or two. You've seen those 15 mph crashtests on cars, right? i guess the sidewalk is the lesser of the two evils, though they should really have their own lane or something.

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    3. Re:Your Alternatives. by Idarubicin · · Score: 2
      Seqways belong on the sidewalk more then the road, it's a worstcase of a broken arm if you hit a person on the road, if someone hits you riding a segway with truck, your road pizza.

      That's tantamount to saying that bicycles also belong on the sidewalk, not on the road. Collisions with pedestrians hurt less than collisions with trucks. Duh.

      Just because the worst-case scenario is 'only' a broken arm, as a pedestrian I don't want to have some jackass on a Segway decide that's an okay risk for me to have to take. Sidewalks are for pedestrians and pedestrians only. For the record, I do most of my in-town travelling by bicycle, and wherever possible, I stick to the roads--where I belong.

      What would really be useful would be city planning that considers cyclists and pedestrians, and not just SUVs. If there were comfortably wide bicycle lanes on major roads, perhaps that would be a suitable place for the Segway, too.

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    4. Re:Your Alternatives. by Madmanz123 · · Score: 1

      I also think bicycles are better of on the sidewalks actually. Right after I was "bumped" by a car while riding my bike and dislocated both arms stopping my face from smashing into the pavement. Belong my lily white ass :).

      Though like you mentioned they aren't suited to either really. We need a cultural shift but it's not gonna happen. If wishes where pennies and all that.

  129. Re:STUPID MODERATOR'S!!! by nzilla · · Score: 1

    They can't ban IPs? Anyway, I really wouldn't want to spend all the money and I could use the exercise, so I don't see me getting this for quite awhile...

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  130. so... by m1chael · · Score: 1

    when an all the obese people using segways going to sue the makers? i mean after the loss of the use of my fat-filled legs by not using them at every opportunity i feel it is not my fault i didnt choose to walk to the fridge. the irresistible, delicious, sweet seqway [drools] called to me in my creams.

    note: i do not have anything against naturally obese people (ie: because of genetics) but for you others, blaming the oompa-loompas isnt going to help you. unless you use your ill-gotten monies for a personal trainer...

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  131. Economic benefits are a joke by echidna75 · · Score: 1
    I don't buy the economic benefits section of the site. To recap:
    having one car in 2003 will save the household a total of roughly $10,000 (payments and insurance). when you add gas and maintenance, that's another $5,000 per year. add parking (right now i pay $5 per day, that's around $1,200 per year too. so, about $16,000.
    Payments and Insurance:
    10 grand breaks down to $833 per month. Let's be generous and take $150 off for insurance. This is probably not realistic as I'm sure it's a multi car policy (they are keeping the other car). So, the car payment is $683. Seems like you don't have to buy a scooter to save money. Just buy a freakin Honda or something!

    gas and maintenance, that's another $5,000 per year
    I can't even express how fake this number is. Okay, so we're talking $416 a month for this. Being liberal, lets take $150 off the top for gas. I don't know the relative gas prices or what theoretical car this is, so I may be off. So, we're left with $266. Assume an oil change every month just for added padding. Make it a pricey one. We're down to $216 a month. This person is spending over $200 per month to maintain a vehicle where the payment is nearly $700. That doesn't check out. Something is horribly wrong. Vehicles of that calibar do not require that heavy duty maintenance. If they do, the problem is easily correctible by ditching the money pit for a late model reliable car.

    If they wanna have a Segway, by all means, purchase the thing. Just don't try to justify it economically with bogus numbers like this. All the eco-friendliness and economic validation is there by trading in the money pit for a Geo Metro. Just be honest with yourself and say you got the Segway for fun. People will have much more respect for you.

    1. Re:Economic benefits are a joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      dudette- feel free to email for the spreadsheet, you're missing all sorts of info, if i need to clarify it on the site, i guess i will.

      cheers,
      pt

  132. Strange by Tellalian · · Score: 1

    The Segway is undeniably cool, but I've just never seen it having much of a future. There's little it can do that a bicycle, generic electric scooter, or even a pedestrian couldn't do more efficiently for thousands less. There have been many "novel" takes on the idea of a personal transporter in the past, but, like its predecessors without any real utilitarian benefit over the status quo, once the Segway's novelty wears off it will be forgotten to the dustbin of history.

  133. Oat Willie and Segway riders, separated at birth? by Trolling4Dollars · · Score: 1

    Yes... these do look cool. Especially if they displace automobiles for short run traffic like grocery shopping, going to school or work, etc... We really need to wean ourselves off of petroleum. We could just tell the middle east to kiss our asses once we don't need oil. However, that isn't the real subject of my post. I was just wondering if anyone here has wondered, as I have:

    Oat Willie and Segway Riders. Separated at birth?

  134. Exactly right by SuperKendall · · Score: 2

    I live in a suburb, and have a grocery store about a mile and a half away from me. Though I could bike, I think I've only done so once - after all, my workplace is far enough away (37 miles) over terrian and roads I don't want to bike along, that my car gets maintained and my bike does not. Even now, my biike sits ignorned with a flat tire... for a casual biker a bike is not convienient for anything.

    With a Segway, I would definatley use it most of the short trips I take right now in my car.

    Right now it is priced at the "toy" level, but when they start to cost $500 or so OR be included with a house in a designed community (not so far fetched, look at custom communities they are designing right now with mixtures of houses and live/work units) then it really could reach widespread use.

    It might seem like the refuge of the lazy, but the fact is it would be a lot safer for most people carrying small loads (like two or three bags of groceries) on the Segway than on a bike.

    If you want a real stretch, how about this thought - it would help people eat healthier because it would be more practical (and environmentially sound) to get fresh vegetables more often. So there, health fanatics!

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  135. It can go on sidewalks... Legally... by Viewsonic · · Score: 3, Informative
    In 40 or so odd states it is legally allowed to be "driven" on public sidewalks in heavily congested areas where people on bikes have to actually get off and walk them or get fined.

    I honestly dont understand how this got passed, but you can bet someone will be run over in one and that will be the end of it.

    1. Re:It can go on sidewalks... Legally... by demi · · Score: 1

      Yes--arg! I hate it when stuff like this slips past. This is clear a vehicle!

      Okay, I've calmed down. It should be noted that (at least in California, can't speak for the other states) local authorities can further restrict the Segway as they do skaters and so forth. Let's get out and make sure your city councils do just that.

      I walk around my local downtown all the time. I can just imagine the disruption of having one of these monsters cruising down a sidewalk at 7 or 11 mph, wider than a person, without the ability to step around people or obstacles. It boggles the mind.

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    2. Re:It can go on sidewalks... Legally... by ptorrone · · Score: 1

      in washington state (where i live) you can use bikes on the side walk. when it makes sense, when you follow the rules, when you yield to people...the same goes for the segway ht here. read your local and state laws on this. cheers, pt

  136. Re:Fun? hah. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    BilldaCat (19181) is all alone in the world.

  137. Re:Obligatory link to other Diary of a Segway owne by Andorion · · Score: 1

    That's awesome, thanks you =) I hadn't read that before.

    -Berj

  138. paper use down by asv108 · · Score: 2
    Sure, they save time, but then the company wants even more from us (and numbers show computers have driven paper use up -- due to number of drafts printed out and number of extra documents printed -- and docs printed in multiple copies).

    I don't know where your getting your numbers from, but total paper use has been decline for quite some time. Personal use via printers may be up, but total paper use is declining.

  139. Not for me... by AchimbaProphet · · Score: 1

    How would you get laid in the back of one of these?

  140. other advantages of bicycles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Many posters have made the point that bicycles are faster, cheaper, have longer range, and get you into better shape (all true).

    A few other points that occurred to me: I'm riding the same bike I was riding in 1981 (except for cheaply replacable things like tires, handlebar tape, and a few new freewheels/chainrings, etc). It's a b#!@$ to find 27" tires any more, but otherwise, I see no reason I can't use it for another 20 years. What are the chances a Segway you buy today will be going strong in 2020? It's not only the purchase price to consider, it's how long the item will last.

    Also, I can fix virtually anything that can possibly go wrong with my bicycle, short of a bent frame. I can carry enough tools to fix a respectible subset of those things on the road. This gives me some measure of confidence that I am not going to get stuck umpty-two miles from my destination. If the Segway breaks down on the road, can you fix it then and there? What do you do with the sudden 80 lbs of dead weight?

    I dunno. It's nifty, from a tech perspective, but it just doesn't seem horribly practical to me.

  141. Re:Palm Keyboards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Palm keyboards aren't expensive. They're like $17 at NCIX.com (I'm in Canada and it's one of the best online stores here, kinda the Canadian equivalent of Newegg).

    http://www.ncix.com/usa/productdetail.php?sku=7402

  142. Lucky bitch... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At least you have a subway... And probably a city full of people who appreciate it to some extent. Cincinnati, on the other hand, is the pits. To travel the six miles from home to campus on bus takes 50 minutes and 15 min by car. Furthermore, if you do the math for my crappy 14 mpg car, you realize that you actually pay somewhere between two and three times more to go by bus than you do for gas for that trip. (Yeah, I know that doesn't include wear and insurance, etc...)

  143. Why I pre-ordered one. by toybuilder · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I live up on a slight hill about 3.5 miles from work.

    For about a year, I had an older (mid-70's model) "Tomos" 2-cycle 50cc "scooter". (Similar to this, but older and needed pre-mixed fuel.)

    Except during the winter when the wind on my face and hands were a bit too cold, I really preferred to take my trips to work and to the grocery store on my scooter. I liked the open-air feeling of gliding on the scooter, and also felt better about not lugging a 3000 lb. car just to carry myself. I was getting about 50 miles to a gallon of fuel + a cup of oil.

    One thing that I didn't like about the scooter was having to drive on the street (along the side, like a bicycle) while cars whizzed by me at 45+ mph. On the uphill stretches going home at night, that got scary sometimes. (My uphill speed was about 15-18 mph; flats around 25; and downhill around 32 mph.)

    I also didn't like having to worry about the bike's chain maintenance (needed frequent cleaning), and the fact that it was a 2-stroke polluter (today's 4-stroke mopeds should be pretty good in comparison).

    When an axel bearing crunched away I couldn't find a convenient place to fix it, I gave it up.

    Since then, I've been thinking about buying another, more modern moped. But I just sorta never did. I toyed with the idea of getting a real motorcycle, and got my class-M permit; but I really didn't want a bike because I would have to be IN traffic, and I prefer not to be in between two cars (or SUV's as is likely to happen around here).

    When the Segway was first revealed, I thought "neat, cool gadget". But I dismissed buying it for myself.

    But, I've been missing that open-air gliding feeling for some time now. The Segway would allow me to get that feeling back (though at 12 mphs, it's a bit slower than I would have liked compared to when I used to pull 20-30). And, since I can used it on sidewalks, I would feel much safer. Since the sidewalks around here (L.A. suburb) are pretty much open, I think I can safely travel at the top speed for most of my travel.

    The only concern I have now is the TCO. While a "full charge" is 11 to 17 miles of range, and costs about $0.10, that translates favorably to my car which gives about 20 miles to the gallon at $1.70. But the batteries are rated only for 300-500 full-charge cycles, or about 3,000 (worst case) to 8000 (best case) miles. The power train is supposed to be a "lifetime" design needing no servicing, so I'm hoping that the supposed 5-(active use)-year lifetime of the Segway holds.

    It's not clear how much a battery replacement will cost... But I'm guessing it'll be about $1,000. So that then pushes the cost up to as much as $0.55 per mile. Even if the battery is $2,000, that's favorable compared to my 3,000 lb. car.

    I can already tell some of my co-workers will approve, and some of them will scoff and ridicule me. But I used to own a scooter, and I liked it. And I've pre-ordered a Segway, and I expect to like it when it arrives. (Yes, it is a small leap of faith.)

    1. Re:Why I pre-ordered one. by toybuilder · · Score: 2

      Ah, thanks to a member, I found that the batteries are $300 each, two batteries per transporter.

      So, let's assume $5,000 for 5 years, driving about 10 miles a day * 300 days/year... I'll need a new battery set every year after the first... About $7,500 for 15,000 miles... $0.50/mile.

      No insurance. No oil change. Not bad.

    2. Re:Why I pre-ordered one. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >No insurance. No oil change. Not bad.

      If work is the only place you go, such that you don't need your car for anything else, then you live a very boring life.

    3. Re:Why I pre-ordered one. by ckedge · · Score: 2
      If work is the only place you go, such that you don't need your car for anything else, then you live a very boring life.

      That's right, driving around between 7-eleven's getting super-big-gulps makes a person's life worth living. And GOD knows you can't do anything else in this world without a car. Dinner with friends, a movie, the seashore, jogging, working out, canoe tripping, hiking through the rockies, skiing all winter - all impossible without a car.

      Fsck off troll.

    4. Re:Why I pre-ordered one. by toybuilder · · Score: 2

      >No insurance. No oil change. Not bad.

      If work is the only place you go, such that you don't need your car for anything else, then you live a very boring life.

      Oh, yeah, that does sound like I was getting rid of my car, didn't it? Alas, I live in Los Angeles where "everything is always 30 minutes away by car" -- I'm not about to give up my car anytime soon. Heck, I just logged 80 miles today just to have lunch with family.

      I was thinking of my time in San Francisco when I made the comment -- in that city, having a car was a liability -- you drive around for 30 minutes looking for parking, and then get towed because you didn't move your car every 3 days. I should have sold off my car then, and just get car rentals whenever I needed to take a trip out of The City. For all its faults, I could manage there with Muni or take a taxi when in a hurry.

      As for the present, work is 3.5 miles away. The two shopping/dining districts, the mall, Target, and about 6 different movie theatres are all located roughly in between.

      And, I admit, I'm also getting the SHTi for it's "fun" value.

    5. Re:Why I pre-ordered one. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Except during the winter when the wind on my face and hands were a bit too cold


      Try neoprene wet suit gloves. Warm&water+wind proof. Works great for winter/sleet commuting on a bike or whatever. One of those windproof fleece head-band ear warmers & a wool scarf really work too.

      (the bike riding usually warms up the non-extremedies pretty well, so YMMV on slothy machines)

      while cars whizzed by me at 45+ mph


      I ride my bike on the sidewalk in the evenings. I don't care if it is illegal, better a ticket than death. Most grannies are in bed and I'd lose the argument with a car that wasn't paying attention.

      When an axel bearing crunched away I couldn't find a convenient place to fix it


      Look up bearings in the thomas register & fix it your self. I'd imagine after figuring out the correct size, it would be pretty easy to do with just bicycle maintanence level exerience/tools.

      or get another scooter off ebay for a few hundered bucks. Hybrid bike isn't your style? with an aftermaket 2-stroke hill assist contraption?

      g'luck.
    6. Re:Why I pre-ordered one. by toybuilder · · Score: 2

      Try neoprene wet suit gloves.

      Okay, I will! Anything to keep the fingers from turning into icicles! I had the 'warm riding gear' worked out except for the fingers and face. I just didn't seem to find gloves that were both warm and comfortable working the throttle and brakes.

      I don't care if it is illegal, better a ticket than death.

      I sorta figured out the less busy roads to reduce most of the scary patches, but never completely. The problem with sidewalk riding is that I know I'd get pulled over. I originally typed up a long winded explanation why -- but please take my word on this -- if I made a regular habit of taking the sidewalk at night on my daily commute, I'd get ticketed once or twice a month.


      Look up bearings in the thomas register & fix it your self.


      You know, that would just make sense, wouldn't it? I should have cracked it open and checked to see if I could find a suitable match in the McMaster catalog... I never had a service manual, though, so I was a bit trepidatious. But hell, it wasn't working... I should have just torn it apart. Oh well.

  144. Gotta say it by legLess · · Score: 2
    What do you mean "how do we know it isn't a plant"? Of course it's a plant.

    I don't mind the dupes. I don't mind the mistakes. But blithely posting underhanded ad pitches on the front page cross the line.
    Amen, I agree, etc. It's pretty clear that most Slashdot editors don't read the stories they approve. I bet over 50% of the people who clicked through to that link thought, "Bullshit - this is a press release - the editors got taken for a ride. Again."

    This is an expensive tech product marketing guy's wet dream - create a fake diary and get it posted to Slashdot. The bare fact that the site hasn't melted yet is proof that it's not a personal diary.
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  145. Re:Obligatory link to other Diary of a Segway owne by Bluetick · · Score: 1

    That's hilarious, especially the logo at the bottom.

    Heh, in my town, we don't even have sidewalks, let alone 'bike lanes'. If you're a pedestrian or a cyclist, you're SOL.

    He did get one thing wrong though. The Segway is supposed to be able to follow you up stairs. You don't actually carry it. I don't know how fast this is, but it's got to be more convenient than carrying one up.

  146. He and his wife have them. That's why "we". by Dai_Quat · · Score: 1

    They got 2. Get it? Did you read the site?

  147. Nobody is saying that. by Wakko+Warner · · Score: 0, Troll

    I think all the people who are saying "electric scooter, big whoop. $3,000, yeah right"

    You're the third comment. Nobody above you said it. What the hell are you talking about?

    - A.P.

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    1. Re:Nobody is saying that. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think all the people who are saying "electric scooter, big whoop. $3,000, yeah right"

      You're the third comment. Nobody above you said it. What the hell are you talking about?

      Because, y'know, nobody has ever voiced any opinions about the Segway before this particular article on /.

    2. Re:Nobody is saying that. by pi+radians · · Score: 1

      Reality son. There is a world beyond Slashdot.

      Time to turn off your computer and stumble outside. The big yellow thing is the sun.

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  148. Re:Weight a sec, lemme finish this eclair... by teamhasnoi · · Score: 2
    Weight capacity: 250 pound (110 kg) person with 75 pounds (34 kg) of cargo

    I guess /.ers won't be buying any Segways.

    Maybe when they come out with a Lugaway.

  149. He's real. by Dai_Quat · · Score: 1

    The guy is real, I know him. He's a friend of mine. He doesn't work for Segway. He's not a plant. He won a contest to get the first Segways. He's a technology freak. He's a weblogger. Friggin do the math, Slashdotters. He made a website about his favorite new toy. Like every-fricking-person on the internet. Why is that hard for /. monkeys to grasp? The fact that his site wasn't slashdotted doesn't mean dick. It just means he builds sites that can handle traffic. I used to think Slashdot was cool. I really did. But now a friend of mine has been slashdotted, and really, I'm ashamed of this place. Someone said here last week that "posting snarky comments on the internet is the easiest and least impressive thing in the world." I guess that sums up Slashdot now. It never strikes anyone here why a guy would have a cool new piece of technology and ACTUALLY WANT to create a website to talk about it. No, he must be getting paid, sure. Astroturf. Hey, check out the other stuff on his site, he goes gaga for that stuff too. Naw, it couldn't be that he only writes about stuff that he likes, could it? Slashdot has jumped the shark. It used to be cool, but it has fallen under its own weight of snarky comments and (Score:5 Funny). Fuck Funny. Let's get back to Salient. -Bruce Wright

    1. Re:He's real. by WasterDave · · Score: 2

      Ummm, bullshit.

      "the segway ht unit is about $5,000, for my household having one this year will have paid itself off by delivery.
      so we ordered one..."

      http://www.bookofseg.com/diaries/index.html

      Dave

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    2. Re:He's real. by WasterDave · · Score: 2

      Twice in one day I post then find I'm talking out of my arse. Possibly:

      http://www.bookofseg.com/diaries/Img_2033_JPG.ht ml

      So he paid for it, *and* won a contest. How weird.

      Dave

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    3. Re:He's real. by clef · · Score: 1

      The contest was to get your Segway before March !! You still have to pay for it.

  150. Astroturf by Jagasian · · Score: 2

    The Segway is the most overhyped letdown in recent history!

  151. In Soviet Russia... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...they never had Segways.

  152. Hey, PT. Slashdot stopped being cool today. by Dai_Quat · · Score: 1

    Sorry to see these folks treat you this way. Don't think I'm ever coming back here. I used to think Slashdot was a community of people who cared about technolgy, but I guess this is proof that it has devolved into a clique of people trying everything they can to make other people snicker derisively.

    Since you posted anonymously pt, I guess you don't have a Slashdot account, so no big loss for you. I hope that people responding to your site are better behaved than the /. monkeys.

    I really used to admire Slashdot. I am very ashamed of what it has become. Now a friend of mine has been slashdotted, and I feel sick to my stomach. I've taken a good look at the posts today, and I can't say that I wasn't exactly like them in earlier posts. Now I just feel like this is a dirty place.

    Anyone reading this, PT above is Phillip Torrone, creator of bookofseg.com, the author of Flash Enabled and one of the great techdevice bloggers out there. He's a great guy and honestly appreciates new technology.

    I remember when Slashdot was about those things. Now it's about catchphrases, snarky comments, racist anonymous cowards, and the everpresent drone of people with nothing better to do than log on the internet to make fun of people who actually do things. /. has jumped the building and left the shark.

    Ladies and gentlemen, this is my last Slashdot post. I have no desire to be part of this community of the terminally superior. I'm leaving while I still have my soul.

    Sayonara

    -Bruce Wright

  153. In Soviet Russia... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...segway rides you!

  154. Stirling Engine by PSwiss · · Score: 1

    Am I the only one who noted the Stirling Engine Scooter Power Supply picture? That's pretty cool and fits in with a lot of the original "IT" rumors.

  155. read my sig by ctar · · Score: 2

    read my sig

  156. two questions, the Patent, and segway oldage. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have two questions: How did Dean Kamans ever get the patent for this "horseless chariot". 30 days, what about 3, 5, or 10 years.

    The segway is from a engineering view is a aircraft auto-pilot with wheels instead of flaps. There's really nothing stopping any one from making there own if there quite talented with electronics. You can start with the gyro package form a RC helicopter. Gyroscopic controlled vehicle have been around from the 1930's, a early example is the German v2 rocket. Now I admit there is a difference from rocket to scooter. University engineers have been making 2 and 1 wheel bots balance using gyro packages for a long time. I want to know what so special about the segway to warrant a patent. It's the first to be able to move people? Quick get the patent for the 9/10 scale segway toy.

    The other question that comes to my mind when I see a segway on tv is, are they going to be safe when there not so new. To understand how a segway works, think about balancing a pen on your hand. When the pen begins to fall one way you move your hand in that direction to move the center of gravity under that pen and so holding it up. Now the key to keeping it up is to detect the falling and then moving your hand in the right direction fast enough to correct for the dropping action before the pen gains more momentum then you can correct for. Now with this in mind what happens to a segway when in a few years and a few thousand miles have passes under the tires, when dirt and salt have worked into the barrings and the driver servos, when the batter isn't as strong as it use to be. When the calibration on the gyros have drifted a bit. For the segway to function properly all the parts have to working and working well other wise like the pen on your hand, if you can't move your had fast enough, the pen falls to the ground. There's no sign to me of any thing on a segway to suggest there is any protection for when there is a equipment failure to prevent you finding your self face fist on the concrete sidewalk. Humm, Ever fallen on a hard surface, well add 12 mph to that. If i were thinking of bying stock in this I want to see a test dummy on one when the remotely cut the power, and again when it rolling at its top speed. And then a dare devil ride one on a sub way, you know theres going to be stupid teen agers try it when there rich parents give them one. A segway is a layers dream come true. And a technicians as well, all the parts have to be working well for the segway to work, if any fall below spec. then there going to need to be replaced. Humm, Can you make a cheap version that's not a lemon.

  157. heh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    (***cough***)...Status symbol...(***cough***)

  158. What about "tripping" a segway? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I have yet to hear anyone mention the problem of tripping. Since the segway balances on the two wheels, hitting a curb would stop the lower half of your body. The top part of your body keeps moving forward. The segway says "oh crap" and tries to catch you by moving the wheels forward and under you. But the wheels CAN'T move forward because they are stuck. So you fall forward at your former velocity+gravity. Insert face into concrete.

    If you 'trip' a segway, it should firmly plant your face into the sidewalk. I'd either like to know how they violated physics or why this hasn't been mentioned yet?

    Anyone willing to try it? Just drive over a curb you can't climb at a good speed.

    1. Re:What about "tripping" a segway? by MrTechno · · Score: 2

      What about riding your bike into a sewer grate with channels that catch your front tire and flip you. What about riding your bike, or rollerblades into a narrow channel formed where a sidewalk meets a driveway. My point is that every mode of transportation mas its limitations. Drive your average car into a 5 inch curb and let me know what happens. Not only did Segway training address what you can and can't to....but it also gave me training in the ways to properly get the Segway up a high curb, down a high curb, or drag it up the stairs in its power-assist mode.

    2. Re:What about "tripping" a segway? by cr0sh · · Score: 2
      The segway tries to move underneath you, but it can't, because the wheels are stopped. Now, suppose the wheels are firmly locked (ignore the fact that this isn't very likely). The motors are trying to turn the wheels "forward", but can't - so the torque is applied instead to the motor housing, and thus rotates the platform "backwards".

      Providing the motors are strong enough, the mountings and case mounts are solid, the motors should just rotate the rider to an upright position. If anything (but the sensors would stop it, unless they fail as well), the rider would be bashed or flung off backward. The Segway is really a form of servo-like feedback device, always trying to gain it's equalibrium - I wouldn't be a bit surprised if very little current is used to keep a rider balanced, and only when moving do the motors really use power...

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    3. Re:What about "tripping" a segway? by larryk · · Score: 1

      What about if the segway was rolling along at maximum speed and someone nudged the driver forward as they pass by? The wheels can't increase in speed to compensate for the inertia. Face plant?

    4. Re:What about "tripping" a segway? by ptorrone · · Score: 1

      it would depend how this "nudger" got to them, what they did, what they used. the segway does not defy physics. on almost every trip i go over 7+ miles, i've had the ht for over 30 days and never had a trip, fall, spill or anything like that.

  159. Segway + Sport by jazir1979 · · Score: 1

    Does anybody think that the Segway may one day be the basis of some new team-based sport(s)?

    Imagine trying to play basketball on one of these!

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  160. No way by Prune · · Score: 1

    I live in Vancouver, and it rains here nonstop from Octorber through March. The thing would be useless half of the year, unless you were wearing a wetsuit.

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    1. Re:No way by ptorrone · · Score: 1

      i live in seattle (as my site states) it does rain here, not as much as people think. the ht handles and performs great in the rain, i've been known to wear a raincoat. cheers, pt

    2. Re:No way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      i live in seattle (as my site states) it does rain here, not as much as people think. the ht handles and performs great in the rain, i've been known to wear a raincoat. cheers, pt

      Not as much as people think, but certainly as often. You can walk in Seattle rain for half an hour without getting wet and that's a good thing since if it isn't August, it's more likely raining in Seattle than not.

  161. Month-iversary? by Joe+Hardy+(_yoda) · · Score: 1

    How about ... 'moniversary'?

    It certainly has connotations which strike me as being appropriate :-)

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  162. The tour by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The pictorial tour of Dean Kamen's house says loads... This man is the uber-scooby-doo-strange-but-cool guy. He lives in this incredibly fanciful house that seems built for a hundred people, except it's his house. Powered by wind turbines, it has:
    Steam engines
    A very nice 2-helicopter garage (with it's own gas pump in the closet)
    An incredibly well-laid-out electronics shop, far better than many commercial shops I've seen
    A machine shop
    A power plant (provides power from the turbines)
    A resivoir
    A barber shop (!)
    A theater (a given)

    You should really check this guy out, he's as creative in how he lives as how he invents.

    http://www.bookofseg.com/dk/index.html

  163. Ever since that Frasier infomercial by happyhippy · · Score: 2
    of the segway I knew they are desperate for suckers to buy it.

    Except huge losses in 2003.

    And wave to Clive Sinclair for me when you see him on the way down.

    1. Re:Ever since that Frasier infomercial by mzo23 · · Score: 1

      Expect huge misspellings in 2003 as well. sorry I couldn't help myself.

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  164. Doesn't anyone else see the potential of these? by RichardX · · Score: 2

    Okay, right now the segway is an overpriced lard transporter, but once it gets past the stage of being an early adopter thing, think of the possibilities!.. these things could bring about a whole renaissance of chariot racing!

    C'mon, you know you love the idea of tearing down the street on one of these things - or at least, trundling down the street - razor-sharp wheelblades glinting in the sunlight, whip in hand, dressed in your finest mock-roman armour (yes, there's a U an armour, dammit. I'm british), ramming the other gladiators - sorry - Segway riders - out of the way while the crowds cheer your name...

    Well, you have to admit, it would be interesting :)

    And for the sake of not totally wasting this comment on rambling nonsense, two other things come to mind about this:

    Firstly, the stuff on the guy's website about the Segway replacing his second car was pretty interesting - he jogs every morning.. but the Segway lets him jog when he chooses and ride the rest of the time, instead of being forced to jog to work, or whatever - sounds pretty sensible to me..

    But then it falls down with all the near cultlike worship of the Segway team. I mean, this isn't anything new - there are plenty of those around here who worship Linus, or even Bill (you know who you are).. but rarely with such a degree of fervor.. to quote just one bit of the diary:

    "everyone at segway ht is part of the vision, the trainers, marketers, product development teams, to dean kamen himself; you get the immediate feeling that what you're part of isn't just another form of transportation but an evolution of our species and maybe society."

    A bit much, don'tcha think?

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  165. Doesn't anyone want a great way to the bar??? by Soporific · · Score: 1

    I don't know about the rest of you, but a motorized vehicle that keeps its balance and doesn't go all that fast makes it a prime candidate to haul my ass to and from the bar. I'd gladly pay for this. It beats the hell out of a DUI.

    Of course, I'd be willing to bet DUI's will be handed out on these things also.

    ~S

  166. Segway waste of time for consumers by Wonderkid · · Score: 2, Insightful
    While the technology in Segway is amazing, as a consumer product, it does not deserve the hype it has received. It WILL make Americans fatter because ALL it does is replace walking or riding the far more efficient and environmentally friendly bicycle. There are vertical market applications for Segway, but the materials used in its manufacture and the fact it draws on ANY power source, render it a waste of time. In a time when obesity and reliance on oil, coal or nuclear (which does indirectly power Segway) are in short supply and damaging to the environment, I hope it fails. An improved bicycle would be a far better invention. For example, a way to ride without needing to hold the handle bars, therefore freeing them for holding something or playing a sport of some form.

    Any ideas?

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    O'WONDERWe're working on it.

    1. Re:Segway waste of time for consumers by ptorrone · · Score: 1

      a segway will save you time, if you choose to stuff your face with the extra time, you'll stay or become fat...if you choose to be healthy then you'll do that.

      i wrote an article about this: fat doesn't = segway owners.

    2. Re:Segway waste of time for consumers by MrTechno · · Score: 0

      Bikes are great. I have 9 of them in my garage. But they can't move at a crawl alongside pedestrians. Scooters are cool, I've owned 2 Zappy's for several years, but they can't come close to the Segway. Is the Segway too expensive? Sure. Was my first fax machine $1,500? Sure. Was my first VCR $850? Sure. Adoption of new technology is a pain in the wallet but it's also a hell of a lot of fun....and so is the Segway. What a great piece of engineering that's lost on those who haven't tried it out. I think my Segway HT is great. But it won't replace my bikes, my Zappy scooters, my son's skateboard or our rollerblades. I'm amazed at the closed minds out there for a board that should be full of people who embrace new technology that works. Look at the petty gripes about the Segway. One guy writes that people look goofy on it....and then talks about his skateboard. Yep...that's certainly right up there in a new technology discussion. Yep...I got the picture in my mind already. The point is that it doesn't replace walking. It replaces trip that are impractical to walk...and too close to burn gas. The Segway is not a rich guy's toy. Some people have sold a car to embrace this great new technology.

  167. Is that you, turmeric? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bad grammar and sentence structure. Sentences start with lower-case letters. Not to mention the whiney leftist slant in your tone.
    Is that you, Turmeric?

    1. Re:Is that you, turmeric? by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

      grammar nazi with a ideological fascist slant, interesting

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  168. getting deep around here by djupedal · · Score: 2

    And we suppose the ad agency thing has nothing to do with any of your so called writing, eh?

    I'm positive that is a negative thing. And we all know the saying "any publicity is good, and good publicity is even better"... ~ I'm sure you are very happy with your latest rabbit out of the hat.

    Nice try tagging someone else as the bad guy. Better luck next dodge. Can't wait for your next (paid) revelation.

    1. Re:getting deep around here by ptorrone · · Score: 1

      i'll be super clear for ya--i don't work for or with segway in any way, you're more than welcome to poke around, ask segway, email me or whatever. i just happen to have a segway ht. cheers, pt

  169. Re:not this ragged battle again...Sony PS2 can do by Troed · · Score: 1
    Don't be too sure about that. When the Xbox is hacked all code running on it can be changed - including the code that bans modded Xboxes.


    Just a little FYI ..

  170. Who do you work for? by djupedal · · Score: 2

    Well, I can understand why you don't want to publically deny the Fallin ad agency thing...ok by me :)

    pt...wasn't that what P.T. Barnum used to sign with?

    1. Re:Who do you work for? by ptorrone · · Score: 1

      djupedal- deny? what are you talking about? if you look at the about page on my site, you'll see i state i work for fallon, if i didn't say that it would take one google search to figure that out. i work in the seattle office, we don't do ads out here, most of what i do is phone / device work (we have many biz divisions at fallon). fallon has nothing to do with my personal activities, segway or anything like that.
      is that clear enough? if you have any more questions feel free to email me or whatever.
      pt is just my initials, i'm really not sure what pt barnum signed his name as.

  171. Come to Denmark! by infolib · · Score: 2

    Powered individual transit ought to be able to merge in either with pedestrians or with cars. Otherwise it's too limited--if you can only ride on the road, or only on the sidewalk, if you can't hop curbs, etc., then it's kind of pointless.

    How about bike lanes in every slightly urban area? The skaters use them as well. Works like a charm.

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    Any sufficiently advanced libertarian utopia is indistinguishable from government.
  172. We're talking about your con... by djupedal · · Score: 2

    You're a pitch man...a mouthpiece...a shill. You claim one thing, while masking the truth. Your opinion and endorsement are paid for. Your segway love affair is a timed and scripted event that you planted (Amazon last month...CNN last week...Slashdot this week). It did not spring forth as you suddenly realized it had been one month since you'd been swept away in the magic of dean. That's a nice touch, but then any story needs a lead in.

    And the more you deny it, the more it sticks. Save your breath, you'll need it for your next pitch. I'm feeling guilty for giving you a chance to keep talking as it is. If you were the innocent contributor you're trying to be, you'd keep quiet and let all the chatter flow around you.

    Seattle, eh? That explains the xbox live endorsement.

    1. Re:We're talking about your con... by ptorrone · · Score: 1

      i'm not getting paid "djupedal" none of this was planned, feel free to poke around or email me, contact segway. there's probably nothing i could say that would satisfy you, so there it is. yep, i like xbox live and live in seattle. i just moved here from minneapolis, i liked xbox there too (didn't have live at the time though, but did use gamespy to play other people in halo).

    2. Re:We're talking about your con... by TrekCycling · · Score: 1

      Actually, I think he might just be a REALLY BIG fan of all these things. That's worse, however, since these are products. Spending this much time lavishing praise on products is a sign you need to reprioritize your life. I guess this is the Apex of Western Consumer culture. When people spend copious hours writing blogs about products they love. Advertising becomes unnecessary because the sheep are so hooked, they take care of that for you.

    3. Re:We're talking about your con... by ptorrone · · Score: 1

      go figure someone likes something and writes about it in a positive way. i guess that's bad, but i think it's worse to post cummy things about people on these forums, but that seems to be more acceptable, go figure. if advertising is going to evolve to a place where more people have personal sites about stuff they like that only interest other people of the same interests and do not bother me, sounds like a great world.

    4. Re:We're talking about your con... by TrekCycling · · Score: 1

      That's why people are "writing crummy things", because many of us don't view a world where sheep write advertisements for products they love as a great world. We view it as a world where consumer culture and the worship of objects has gone way too far. You see. There are important things in this world. Nature is beautiful. Friendsip is something to be appreciated. Love is quite important to many of us. And when I have the time I try to give to others, to try to fight for a cleaner planet with more equality for people of all classes and nationalities. That to me is the path to happiness and a better planet. Your path, hyper-accellerated object worship is exactly where we shouldn't be headed. The fact that you think there's nothing wrong with that is precisely why you're being ridiculed. Keep worshiping your things if it makes you happy. Just pay me know mind when I scowl or laugh at your idiocy.

    5. Re:We're talking about your con... by ptorrone · · Score: 1

      i'm really glad to hear you're doing your best to help the planet and others on your path, and your way that you deem fit. i'll take a hard look at what i do and see what and if i can do to be a better world citizen. not using a car was a good step i thought, we're going to see how much of out power we can move to solar...i'm involved in local and state charities and orgs that i can tell you about privately if you'd like, send me an email--- i'd be more than happy to share, you're free to scowl or laugh at my idiocy about those as well :-]

    6. Re:We're talking about your con... by TrekCycling · · Score: 1

      Keep in mind as you worship your toys the people who work in sweatshops to make them or the energy it takes to create them. Getting rid of your car probably did little to reduce your ecological footprint, in reality.

    7. Re:We're talking about your con... by ptorrone · · Score: 1

      which items are your referring to that were made in sweatshops? please be specific as possible and provide evidence. i'm more than willing to hear more ways i could reduce my ecological footprint, thanks. cheers, pt

    8. Re:We're talking about your con... by TrekCycling · · Score: 1

      Try everything you're pimping on your site. The robocat, the parts for the Segway, your X-Box, your iPod. Most electronic goods and parts are made in foreign nations by absurdly cheap labor under dubious work conditions, with very little pay. So if you really were trying to save the planet, step one is to buy less plastic and electronic crap and to stop worshipping it and advertising for it for free.

    9. Re:We're talking about your con... by ptorrone · · Score: 1

      that's interesting. here's a past post from you talking about you buying all sorts of "plastic and electronic crap" at best buy check it out trek unless that playstation and games were made of rocks and wood, your comments seem unreasonable and hypocritical. cheers, pt

    10. Re:We're talking about your con... by TrekCycling · · Score: 1

      I never said I don't buy anything electronic. I'm on a computer typing this, for God's sake. The point is that there is a huge difference between having a few gadgets and having EVERY DAMN GADGET THAT COMES out, having opening parties for them, creating web sites worshipping them (and advertising them), getting your site on Slashdot, then spending copious amounts of time defending yourself. My ecological footprint isn't zero. Not even close. But compared to you I'm freaking Captain Planet. If you don't get that you never will.

    11. Re:We're talking about your con... by ptorrone · · Score: 1

      you might want to consider that i might be reviewing these devices and i do not own them, that would see to make sense right? i do not get any advertising fees or any money for my reviews. unless you acidentally set you home page to my site, you may want to "move on" nothing to see there, thanks.

  173. Epcot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They use Segways at Epcot Center (it's officially not EPCOT anymore... oh well).

    The parking lot staff uses them, some of the ticketing staff uses them, and I've seen what looks to be a food service staff member use one as well.

    In speaking with some of the above mentioned, it's changed the way they look at their job... of course, the one guy who said, "I asked for a raise, and they gave me this" was pretty funny.

  174. Why the riser bars? by John+Harrison · · Score: 1
    Why not get a proper stem to begin with? If you want the bars to be higher, isn't the stem the logical place to accomplish this? Why this recent obsession with riser bars?

    While we're on the subject of bikes, for commuting a recumbent makes all kinds of sense. You can pick up a brand new BikeE on eBay for cheap now that they've gone under.

  175. Re: your sig by kcelery · · Score: 1

    high concentration of aluminum in the brain causes nerve degeneration, symptoms like slow learning, slower movement is observed.

  176. hidden feature of Megway! by Artifex · · Score: 2

    If you store it in the front of your car, instead of in the trunk, you can use the HOV lanes. Totally legal, I swear!

    I'm working on some ideas for overclocking and streamlining it... I imagine it will involve removing some (or all) of that fibrous covering. Does it come with or without a "bra" for the front end, like cars?

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    1. Re:hidden feature of Megway! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I'm working on some ideas for overclocking and streamlining it... I imagine it will involve removing some (or all) of that fibrous covering. Does it come with or without a "bra" for the front end, like cars?"

      I knew I wouldn't be the only geek who saw that movie and then thought about sleeping with her!

    2. Re:hidden feature of Megway! by Artifex · · Score: 2
      I knew I wouldn't be the only geek who saw that movie and then thought about sleeping with her!


      Sleeping? Who has time to sleep? No, I expect with a new-generation prototype like that, I could easily spend nights in full diagnostic mode once I strip it down, maybe some extended-transfer throughput tests on her - uhh, it's - ports, etc. Yah. Nothing like finding the undocumented tweaks and getting the system truly singing, so to speak.
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  177. Re:Is anybody else still pissed of that this was " by bigfleet · · Score: 1

    Change the way cities are built my ass! I still haven't seen many cities designed for pedestrians (atleast not in the US)!

    They were clearly referring to cities on the moon.

  178. Around town by lasertech · · Score: 1

    I live in Manchester, NH and I do see these on the sidewalks from time to time. Pretty interesting, but the price tag alone is enough to rule one out of my future.

  179. Re:Hey, PT. Slashdot stopped being cool today. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Meta-astroturfer. Good riddance.

  180. I fail to see the point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Sure it looks fun. But besides that, how much more can you do with a Segway HT that you can't with a simple scooter? I mean: is this thing enabling any new way of transporting one person + cargo from point A to point B?

    Also, how can it become mainstream anywhere where it snows or rains a lot?

    I would however, be very impressed if they adapted the thing so that a disabled individual can "walk" around 6 feet tall and at 12 MPH. That would be great for people with disabilities. You know, if they could stand (supported, of course) and walk around.

  181. I think that's the point by TrekCycling · · Score: 1

    As Americans get fatter and lazier they will more often than not need wheelchairs. This is just a way of getting them used to the idea that their entire lives will be spent in one while letting them feel good about their "zero emissions" vehicle.

    1. Re:I think that's the point by ptorrone · · Score: 1

      i wrote about that here: fat people and the segway cheers, pt.

  182. Val Mallinson is a real person too by EnlightenmentFan · · Score: 2
    Is Phillip Torrone a paid publicist for Segway? Google-able info suggests he is not. This AdAge article names New York PR giant Burson-Marsteller as the power behind the huge Segway PR blitz (they also work for Botox.) Torrone's business email is at an ad agency called Fallon , whose client list includes BMW and PBS but not Segway.

    Does Phillip Torrone have an undisclosed financial interest in promoting Segway and his BookOfSeg website on Slashdot? Google-able info suggests he does.

    I have no objection to Phillip Torrone turning an honest dollar on his website. What I do object to is seeing on Slashdot publicity stories that don't mention the author's financial interest in selling you the product being so lavishly praised.
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    1. Re:Val Mallinson is a real person too by ptorrone · · Score: 1

      i have amazon links on my sites (most people do on their personal blog / websites). so far no one has bought a segway. cheers, pt

  183. Yes, the legs really do wear out at the big shows by anonymous+cupboard · · Score: 2
    However, a show normally has too many poeple around (except for the spaces between the halls).

    No, the place that I think the segway will clean up in is the airport for moving staff around between checkins. Bicycles and gate taxis are great but they are not that manouverable when people are around. The Segway is sort like a slower bicycle and usually the passenger density is less than the crowd at shows.

    Apart from that I can see the thing being used by maintenance workers to move around production lines and plant. Bikes are often used, but again this may be better because of the better manouverability at slow speeds.

    For private use, I can't see it being useful.

  184. Rent-A-Segway by TechFaerie · · Score: 1

    As the anecdote states, there are some occasional uses for the Segway. But most of all, there is the overwhelming market of people who want to try the Segway, if only for a few minutes. So why not cater to that market? Imagine having a pair of these at a trade show, or a high density location, like a beach resort.

    In the past, Ive been to ocean boardwalks, and there is a very well recieved rental business of odd bicycles. There is the two person side-by-side model, the four person trolley model, and the recombinant sit-down-and-bike. They were availible to hourly rentals, and business was booming! Sure, you could only rent the large bicycles in the early morning and late afternoon, for traffic concerns, but you wouldn't have that restriction with a Segway, designed to have the same footprint as a pedestrian.

    So, one would set up a booth, or a storefront, and wait. Perhaps they would take to circling around on the Segway, drawing people in. When people asked about it, they could be quickly drawn back to the storefront, where they would be given the salespitch for Rent-A-Segway.

    Since the Segway has a maximum range of about fifteen miles, and top speed of 12 mph, an ideal rental would be an hour or two, to ensure that the battery wouldnt run down on them.

    Let's see now...2 Segways, that's a $6000 overhead. Wooh! But at a three day conference, that's about 36 show time, or 72 possible rental hours. Now, let's consider that the segway's are under rental for 50 of those hours. Would $50 an hour be completely unreasonable for a Segway? Everyone would want to try one. $30 a half hour. Deep pockets at these tech conferences, or so I hear. $110 to use the Segway until the battery ran down, depending on how fast you are going. They would even be rented to other companies for advertisement. Strap a sign on the front-the machine will do the head turning, and your sign would be in the right place at the right time. The idea could even be expanded to rent-a-segway-for-a-week, or timeshare Segways.

    To break even with those conditions and prices, you would have to sell about 100 hours of Segway time-which could be accomplished very easily at two conferences. I know you would have to buy admission, rent a booth, insure yourself against stupdids, etc, etc, but for the sake of arguement, Im not including those at the moment.

    The Segway is indeed an excellent invention, but it is not suited to the public market just yet, But make use of inherent curiousity in homo sapiens....sell them time on a Segway!

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  185. Is it just me by Fear+the+Clam · · Score: 1

    or does the author look like Kaga from Iron Chef?

  186. Re:Is it just me - PT was in Japan by neuropro · · Score: 1

    Phil Torrone was seen and photographed in Japan, so you may be onto something here! Here is the proof. http://www.insomedia.com/japan/

  187. where the seat for fat people? by fantomas · · Score: 2

    When do you reckon they'll launch a version with a seat for people who complain that standing is too much effort? :-))


    I think it's really interesting somebody's having a go at selling self-balancing machines, I got a feeling the practical use for this might come pop up in a completely different area (military? industrial? space?). May help put some research time into alternative fuel power supplies as well. Maybe even get "urban transport lanes " (bicycles, skates, etc) into more towns outside of Denmark and Netherlands, which would be a good thing.

    Me, I think the self propelled transport angle is a loser, I go with the other postings which vote for the zero-emission ultra-efficient, gets-you-fit option, the bicycle. You can do an office job and cycle in, you just don't have to cycle for an Olympic Gold sprint medal. Cycle easy and you'll still get there in a third the time it takes to walk :-)



  188. Re: your sig by wheany · · Score: 1

    If anyone is going to chew aluminum in the hopes of getting high, just because they read it on Slashdot on some guy's sig, it's already too late.

  189. I know I am late... by cr0sh · · Score: 2

    AC, you probably won't read this, but the guy who developed/invented the Segway did create such a wheelchair-like device, which could roll around at normal wheelchair height, but "push a button", and it could stand up to normal height, balancing on two wheels (it had six total wheels, and could climb stairs as well). I don't remember the name of the device, and I don't think they are widely sold, but it led to the development of the Segway.

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    1. Re:I know I am late... by ptorrone · · Score: 1

      it's the ibot, i saw one in person and it was amazing to say the least. here's a link with more info and a video: ibot. cheers, pti.

  190. Re: Respect? by captainbajoo · · Score: 1
    Buzz is actually not selling very well, people seem to prefer the new Sorcerer Mickey that talks. Winnie the Pooh is selling as miserably as ever.

    Oh, wait, did I just violate the "trade secrets" section of my contract?

  191. iBOT - Re:I know I am late... by neuropro · · Score: 1

    They are not sold at all at the moment. The FDA (Food and Drug Administration) Special Advisory Panel unanimously voted for the acceptance of iBOT, so it's highly likely that it will be FDA approved soon, hopefully this year. Their predicted price is around 30thousand dollars, but people who need it will save in costs of redesigning their houses.

  192. Torrone says he's not a Segway publicity droid by EnlightenmentFan · · Score: 2
    It's true that Segway is putting out a massive publicity blitz, but I think the assumption by many of us here that Phillip Torrone is working for Segway was wrong. He does have some financial stake in promoting the Segway, however--the Amazon links on his website to Segway products. But lots of people, as he points out, put Amazon links on their blogs.

    I have no objection to Phillip Torrone turning an honest dollar on his website, or linking to that website from a story posted to Slashdot. I do strongly object to seeing on Slashdot yet another technical-content-free puff piece about Segway.

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    1. Re:Torrone says he's not a Segway publicity droid by ptorrone · · Score: 1

      i haven't made a cent so far on my website at all to be super-clear. if you think the site is non-technical you should look at some of the articles and stay tuned as i post more details about the inner-workings of the segway ht. cheers, pt

  193. Segway BS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Self Important Yuppie Bastards! Save the planet, only have one BMW...thanks for the sacrifice?!

    littlalex

    1. Re:Segway BS by ptorrone · · Score: 1

      we're getting a hybrid mid-2003. when we do, i'll post pictures and write articles about that too...and then folks can say i work for that car company :-]

  194. First Segway Accident! by dnahelix · · Score: 0, Troll

    The first Segway traffic accident has occured! Over 15,000 dead.

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  195. Re:He and his wife have them. That's why "we". by Call+Me+Black+Cloud · · Score: 2


    I did read the site but didn't see where they got 2. Could you point it out? Everywhere I look (like on this page) I see a reference to a single Segway. Even the "why page" reads why did we get a segway?

  196. Segway at the LA Auto Show by qedigital · · Score: 1

    I was really looking forward to seeing the Segway in action at the LA Auto Show this past weekend but only a poster board and a small LCD display with poor quality video were present Saturday evening when I was there. I expect that there will be some demos given the number of ramps and such around the display. Could somebody fill me in with some more details if they go and see anything?

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  197. Pro/Con article by toybuilder · · Score: 3, Informative

    This list of pro's and con's seem pretty fair and balanced. (At least, when taken from a pedestrian or bicyclist's point of view.)