It could be set up like Tales from the Crypt. You could have Yoda instead of the Cryptkeeper and have a tale about a different Jedi for each show. Throw in a couple of guest appearances by big actors and some T&A (it would have to be on HBO). The only thing left would be to have some episode with a Jedi and his mutant little brother that's still attached to his hand.
That's why you need to be LESS tolerant and accepting. If you would have told these people to get the hell off your property and leave you the fsck alone then you would have saved yourself 29.5 minutes of time. Those missionary/converting type religious people don't bother me, I just make sure I bother them first.
Or better yet, have some fun with the chuckleheads. I love it when the Jehovas come around and want to come in and talk. Invite them in, offer them tea, be hospitable. Then start asking them all sorts of bizarro questions that come to your mind when you think of goatse/tubgirl. Does God mind if I fist a horse? Am I a homo if I only use a strap-on? After 1 or 2 times of this they never come back. Of course you may have to worry about the satanists coming over for a visit, but at least they are much more interesting to talk to;)
That's why they were always remodulating the dang thing (at least in ST:TNG). I don't know what they were modulating it with though. Probably some sort of sub-space FM with the modulating signal provided by ClearChannel.
I doubt it's the Madden flight. John Madden has a fear of flying. Unless they tricked him and put rocket boosters on his Madden bus. Sounds like a new game idea for EA.
If the majority of people choose not to vote for a president does that mean we can just go without one for four years? Or maybe disqualify the two candidates running now and force the major parties to come up with some better choices. Maybe the federal government should have stayed shut down when it couldn't pass a budget in 1995. I don't think I would have missed it much.
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So MI6 are the culprits for unleashing the terrible scourge known as Yoko Ono on the United States and the rest of the free world?
John Kerry's such a swell guy that one of the most useful electronic devices was named after him. The J-K Flip Flop
Elron? Is that you? Have you come back from the spirit recycling center in outer space to lead us once again to 'clear' the world???
Which if aren't treated, usually lead to venerial decease.
GW-Basic is teh suck, QBasic is teh bomb!
No, Kaboom!
Don't you also have some extra letter in your alphabet called 'zed'? ;)
It could be set up like Tales from the Crypt. You could have Yoda instead of the Cryptkeeper and have a tale about a different Jedi for each show. Throw in a couple of guest appearances by big actors and some T&A (it would have to be on HBO). The only thing left would be to have some episode with a Jedi and his mutant little brother that's still attached to his hand.
So should we start calling Cheney Count Dookie?
That could all change in Episode 3 if Anakin falls in a pool of hot lava and Padme/Amidala falls in a pool of hot grits.
No, it means he goes to a Catholic school
That's why you need to be LESS tolerant and accepting. If you would have told these people to get the hell off your property and leave you the fsck alone then you would have saved yourself 29.5 minutes of time. Those missionary/converting type religious people don't bother me, I just make sure I bother them first.
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Or better yet, have some fun with the chuckleheads. I love it when the Jehovas come around and want to come in and talk. Invite them in, offer them tea, be hospitable. Then start asking them all sorts of bizarro questions that come to your mind when you think of goatse/tubgirl. Does God mind if I fist a horse? Am I a homo if I only use a strap-on? After 1 or 2 times of this they never come back. Of course you may have to worry about the satanists coming over for a visit, but at least they are much more interesting to talk to
Would you like the next Spaceballs to also kill Chewbacca?
Only the midget low-tech Chewbaccas.
That's why they were always remodulating the dang thing (at least in ST:TNG). I don't know what they were modulating it with though. Probably some sort of sub-space FM with the modulating signal provided by ClearChannel.
No, I think he meant this one.
I doubt it's the Madden flight. John Madden has a fear of flying. Unless they tricked him and put rocket boosters on his Madden bus. Sounds like a new game idea for EA.
If the majority of people choose not to vote for a president does that mean we can just go without one for four years? Or maybe disqualify the two candidates running now and force the major parties to come up with some better choices. Maybe the federal government should have stayed shut down when it couldn't pass a budget in 1995. I don't think I would have missed it much.
I don't think the soil they use to make the glass is the same kind as what's in a soiled diaper.
Oh come on, everybody knows that
In Soviet Russia, Buran shuttle steers YOU!
Sorry comrade, I just couldn't help myself.
Please remember in the future to append .cx to goats whenever you use that term on Slashdot.
Carly, touch my 34401A and you DIE!!!
Which is better than tossing his salad.
Cool, thanks for the link. I especially like the top listed reason for using PSIP, cool acronym
I suppose next your going to say that WinXP patches shouldn't work on Win95. Instead of a BSOD, Microsoft OS's should just tell me to BOHICA!
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Don't pay your property taxes and see if you really 'own' your property. If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck...