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  1. Re:Iron Man's nemesis... PAPER MAN on Paper Stronger Than Cast Iron · · Score: 1

    "Iron Man, Iron Man
    Does whatever an iron can
    Irons pants, any size
    Even ones with baggy thighs
    LOOK OUT!
    Here comes the Iron Man"

    (Compliments of Wizard Magazine, some time in the 90's)

  2. Re:Yeah on Dreams Actually Virtual Reality Threat Simulation? · · Score: 1
    I've had a Slashdot nightmare. I went to Slashdot and found that every article was a dup and every post was pointing out the fact that every article was a dup, each with a link to another dup article with duplicate posts.

    The horror...

  3. In Soviet Russia... on Copy That Floppy, Lose Your Computer · · Score: 1

    ...the floppy copies you!

  4. Re:Built? on Saturn's Moons Built From Ring Material · · Score: 1

    Fair enough, but there wasn't any bridges close to it and the *language* wasn't angry. lol

  5. Re:Built? on Saturn's Moons Built From Ring Material · · Score: 1

    -1 troll is bullcrap. The comment was never intended to be a troll (and yeah I'll happily burn some karma on this.) Just because you disagree with someones world view is no reason to mod them -1 troll.

  6. In Other News.... on Saturn's Moons Built From Ring Material · · Score: 1
    The Bush government has taken a strong anti-'Ring Material' stance. Bush was quoted as saying "Everyone knows all moons are made of cheese."

    The Homeland Security Department released a memo this morning citing the Moons of Saturn for "...devious and unnatural behaviour..." and warned that their actions could be taken as "...preliminary build-up for a terrorist strike against the hard working dairy providers of America."

    Osama Bin Ladin also released a tape stating that the Koran clearing shows that "...all moons are made of goat cheese..." and warned against the "...American cheese heresy that threatens good Muslims everywhere." A leak from the Mexican government showed they have plans to illegally bring jalopenos into the Saturn Moon/Cheese mix.

    The White House is expected to release a statement later today detailing a potential preemptive Wine and Cracker strike.

  7. Re:That's no moon. on Saturn's Moons Built From Ring Material · · Score: 1

    One moon to rule them all

    One moon to find them

    One moon to bring them all into the darkness

    and bind them!

    The problem is the ring overshadows the moon.

  8. Re:Built? on Saturn's Moons Built From Ring Material · · Score: -1, Troll

    There is nothing wrong with using built in the context of God and the Earth. The bible clearly indicates that the world was designed and then created.

  9. Re:Actually relevant on Saturn's Moons Built From Ring Material · · Score: 1

    Wow, the "that's no moon" comments actually have some relevance now, as one can say "that's not moon... it's aggregated ring material that only looks like a moon!"

    Yeah, but how would it sound with Alex Guiness saying it?

  10. Re:how, exactly on Texas Science Director Forced To Resign Over ID Statements · · Score: 1

    Some matters of "science" are matters of faith. No one side, science or religion, can *PROVE* creation. This is based off of ones world view. I personally believe that science validates my beliefs. BTW, (and I'm directing this to the general reader, not the original poster) if you believe that science isn't influenced by individual prejudice and firmly held beliefs you need to think again. Just look at the history of scientific progress and learning. Not just ancient history either, look at string theory and M-theory and the (former) bias against super gravity.

  11. Re:Expected, but cool nevertheless on Remains of Shattered Moon Found in Saturn's Rings · · Score: 1
    QUOTE: Uranus, if it ever had rings, has swept clean its area. While not as pretty as a ringed planet, Uranus may pose less of a danger to probes since less damaging material encircles the planet.

    I hear the starship Enterprise does much the same thing with Klingons.

    I disagree with you on one matter though sir...

    I believe Uranus is in more danger of probes, especially with age.

  12. Re:UK? on Comet Unexpectedly Brightens a Millionfold · · Score: 1

    I would just like to take a moment to remind you... "It's a small world after all" DISCLAIMER: I am not a Disney Employee or in any way conected to the Disney Company. This quote has been used purely for entertainment purposes and I am not making any money off of it's use. The preceeding comment may not reflect the views or opinions of the poster or Slashdot. This post is copyright and can not be used without prior approval from the poster. All violations will be deal with harshly and possible in accordance with local, state, national, international and intergalactic laws. So has the comet spoken, so shall it be.

  13. Re:we need a comet, a big one on Comet Unexpectedly Brightens a Millionfold · · Score: 1

    The reptillian over lord never did showup, but the comet returned and smashed into the planet!

  14. Re:Pictures on Interpol Unscrambles Doctored Photo In Manhunt · · Score: 1

    This just goes to show you. If you are going to do something stupid, being a criminal, getting naked, etc, don't stand in front of a camera. Especially don't arrange to take the picture yourself. If you break these rule never, ever, post them on the internet or allow other people to get their hands on them to post them on the internet. If this guy is smart (obviously not) he will turn himself in. Once someone recognizes him on the street (or at work) he might be in for an ugly and sudden surprise.

  15. Re:Y 2 K been berry good to me.. on Time Dimension To Become Space-like · · Score: 2, Funny

    The arrow of lunch time, doubly so.

  16. Re:Time speeding up on Time Dimension To Become Space-like · · Score: 2, Informative
  17. Re:Let forth... on Girl's Heart Regenerates With Artificial Assist · · Score: 1

    His brain? His liver? How about the kidney's? I want to be a Time Lord, then I can have at least 24 hearts.

  18. Hardest Game Ever... on Game Essentials - 20 Difficult Games · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...Duke Nukem Forever Why do you think it hasn't been release to the general population.

  19. Re:Failed engineering on Mark Russinovich On Vista Network Slowdown · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I was thinking about that as I typed the comment but neglected to mention it. Actually, I need to correct my own post, a closer look at the article reveals that it is throttles network traffic by design, an effect that *shouldn't* be noticed in a 100 mb environment. In theory. Sorta. Cause no one needs more then 100 mb.

  20. Re:Failed engineering on Mark Russinovich On Vista Network Slowdown · · Score: 3, Interesting

    On the other hand (and I'm not disagreeing with you) maybe when they were testing the media functions of the operating system they didn't look at the network traffic performance cause they've got nothing to do with each other. Kinda like hearing a noise in your engine; you're not going to check the drivers side door hinges. On the other hand, you're right about the least common denominator. Fortunately we've come to expect Microsoft to play to the least common denominator.

  21. Fired on NASA To Send Luke's Lightsaber Into Space · · Score: 2, Funny

    So Darth Vader gets screwed again. Lets face it, the whole series is really about him but noooo, his glory robbing little snot faced kid has got to prance around and steal his thunder. Typical younger generation...

  22. Re:tor on Torrentspy Disables Searching For US IPs · · Score: 0

    Flamer.

  23. Re:tor on Torrentspy Disables Searching For US IPs · · Score: 5, Funny

    Most people don't participate in tasteless and foolish events like flamewars unless they need the approval of others. Yes, it happens at times but I'm sure it's never planned that way by Slashdot posters!

  24. Violated Rights on Torrentspy Disables Searching For US IPs · · Score: 1

    As a Canadian working in the US I feel that my socialist, lax copyright rights are being violated by this blanket ban. This is a travesty, how will I download my shareware torrents now?

  25. Arguing with Quantum Mechanics on Gamma Ray Anomaly Could Test String Theory · · Score: 1

    I never argue with Quantum Mechanics unless I'm at least a 13 level Wizard with plenty of HP, in which case I eat their corpse in the hope of getting speed as an intrinsic.

    But that's just me.