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Girl's Heart Regenerates With Artificial Assist

Socguy writes with news about a 15-year-old girl who has become the first Canadian to have an artificial heart removed after her own heart healed itself. "Doctors at the Stollery Children's hospital implanted the Berlin Heart, a portable mechanical device that keeps blood pumping in an ailing heart, so she could survive until a transplant became available. But over the next few months, Melissa's overall condition improved dramatically, and her heart muscle regained much of its strength. After 146 days on the Berlin Heart, Melissa underwent surgery to have the device removed."

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  1. Let forth... by 2.7182 · · Score: 1

    the broken heart jokes (I couldnt tink of one)

    1. Re:Let forth... by siyavash · · Score: 5, Funny

      No, the joke would be too cruel. For god sake, somebody think of the children! :p

    2. Re:Let forth... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...Because otherwise, the terrorists have won...

    3. Re:Let forth... by Feminist-Mom · · Score: 0

      My husband has an organ that requires regeneration.

    4. Re:Let forth... by RuBLed · · Score: 1

      He's going bald??

    5. Re:Let forth... by 0.693 · · Score: 0

      Nooo! Don't you get the subtlety here ? She means his EPIDERMIS! As in the kids joke "I can see your epidermis".

    6. Re:Let forth... by grolschie · · Score: 1

      Hammond? :-)

    7. Re:Let forth... by astrosmash · · Score: 1

      Formerly known as the Hitler Heart.

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    8. Re:Let forth... by charlieman · · Score: 1

      Some small vibrating machine help her cure her broken heart?

    9. Re:Let forth... by Killjoy_NL · · Score: 1

      Epidermis, I learned a new word today :)
      (dutchy here)

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    10. Re:Let forth... by blahlemon · · Score: 1

      His brain? His liver? How about the kidney's? I want to be a Time Lord, then I can have at least 24 hearts.

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    11. Re:Let forth... by Lord+Pillage · · Score: 2, Informative

      See the original press release here.

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    12. Re:Let forth... by rbanffy · · Score: 1

      I, for one, welcome our artificial-heart overlords.

    13. Re:Let forth... by Kabuthunk · · Score: 2, Funny

      Just when you thought that there was no way to heal a broken heart...

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    14. Re:Let forth... by budgenator · · Score: 1

      Nah he don't need a organ regeneration, just get an implant and keep the remote.

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    15. Re:Let forth... by rob1980 · · Score: 1
    16. Re:Let forth... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You totally beat me to it! :)

    17. Re:Let forth... by knghtrider · · Score: 1

      I have a child with a three-chambered heart--heart jokes are not welcome.

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    18. Re:Let forth... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Soviet Russia You beat It to Me? D: Sorry! (Thus the anon!)

    19. Re:Let forth... by subl33t · · Score: 1

      Maybe he needs a pump too...

      OK that was awful but I couldn't resist.

    20. Re:Let forth... by BlackSnake112 · · Score: 1

      No matter how much you 'love' your pet reptile or salamander, it i not your child.

      And if you really do have a human child with a three chambered heart I do feel sorry and hope the medical community is looking for a way to repair it.

    21. Re:Let forth... by heinousjay · · Score: 1

      Can you give me a reasonable explanation as to why I should be sensitive to your (potentially fake) problem? I can't think of one.

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    22. Re:Let forth... by optikSmoke · · Score: 1

      His brain? His liver? How about the kidney's?

      Your kidney has a brain and a liver?

  2. Melissa Dorothy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    In other news, her old artificial heart is to be given to her closest friend.

    1. Re:Melissa Dorothy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Time heals all wounds.

  3. Sometimes... by Corpuscavernosa · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ... all that can be said is "that's really fucking cool." Seriously. Good for her. No immunosuppressants. Hopefully a full recovery.

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    1. Re:Sometimes... by stox · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'll second that. In addition, without a transplant, she stands a decent chance of living a long full life. Transplant patients don't last that long, on average.

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    2. Re:Sometimes... by mgv · · Score: 4, Informative

      I'll second that. In addition, without a transplant, she stands a decent chance of living a long full life. Transplant patients don't last that long, on average.


      I think that you are being a bit harsh there.

      Survival figures vary - overall in the USA the five-year survival rate is 71.2 percent for males and 66.9 percent for females. Its better than that in some units. This person's survival after a transplant would be alot higher than this as young people do better on average than older recipiants.

      Over 2/3 alive at 5 years, and actually pretty similar at 10 years - bearing in mind that most of bad outcomes are in the first year, and that this is all causes of death, including deaths that were unrelated to the transplant.

      The main bad thing about heart transplants is not getting enough hearts.

      Having said this, you will see a significant number of people who do not require transplantation due to spontaneous recovery of function.

      They still require two major operations - the VAD insertion and the VAD removal - so its not exactly a walk in the park.

      And the VAD's such as this can have quite significant complications. The are good but not necessarily the only solution.

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    3. Re:Sometimes... by DaffyDuck101 · · Score: 1

      Survival figures vary - overall in the USA the five-year survival rate is 71.2 percent for males and 66.9 percent for females. Its better than that in some units. This person's survival after a transplant would be alot higher than this as young people do better on average than older recipiants.

      Over 2/3 alive at 5 years, and actually pretty similar at 10 years - bearing in mind that most of bad outcomes are in the first year, and that this is all causes of death, including deaths that were unrelated to the transplant. Not quite.

      Top 2 causes of death if you survive your transplant for 1 year (rejection being #1 in the 1st year):
      • Immunosupression-related neoplasms - nasty kinds of tumors
      • Transplant vasculopathy - progressive diffuse disease of the vessels in the transplanted heart

      Both of them account for about 20% mortality each and odds of dying from them increase over time. If you were to read the annual ISHLT reports on transplant mortality (subscription req'd) you'd see a strictly linear decrease in survival over the years. Expected 10-yrs survival for a 15-yr old patient is just above 50% (you can also check out (PPT) slide kits of this data on the ISHLT website. I'm afraid these data don't show much of a survival benefit for younger patients, either.

      I know there was some initial enthusiasm in the 80s that transplant recipients were going to outlive their healthy peers but that's quite some time ago. The cynicists that are calling the procedure a pyrrhic victory over nature aren't joking.
       
      So by all means, way to go for the girl
    4. Re:Sometimes... by Eponymous+Bastard · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'll second that. In addition, without a transplant, she stands a decent chance of living a long full life. Transplant patients don't last that long, on average.


      Over 2/3 alive at 5 years, and actually pretty similar at 10 years - bearing in mind that most of bad outcomes are in the first year, and that this is all causes of death, including deaths that were unrelated to the transplant. I think you're missing the point here. A 15 year old living 10 more years would mean she dies at 25. Not what I would call a "long full life".

      I have to agree with the grandparent, this looks very promising. I bet this clinical trial just got extended to a lot of other conditions. If they can generalize this to help hearts come back from a variety of heart problems at different ages we're talking about Nobel prize quality research.
    5. Re:Sometimes... by steelfood · · Score: 2, Interesting

      What about 50 years? 70? The girl's 15. I'd expect her life expectancy to be around 85 if she had no need of a transplant. If she makes it to the 10 year mark, she'll be 25, and likely at her prime. What's the mortality rate for 20 years? I don't imagine it to be very high, even for children.

      Granted, given her situation, she might have been dead in a year without a transplant, and 10 or 15 years is better than one. But transplants shouldn't be the final answer. Transplants should be more like asprin: a stopgap measure to continue functioning normally until the body finishes healing itself. Unfortunately, transplants are pretty final these days, and no healing can occur afterwards...

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    6. Re:Sometimes... by sjames · · Score: 2, Informative

      Furthermore, with a transplant, she would be required to take anti-rejection medication for life and would suffer many more illnesses as a result.

      Compared to death or a short bedridden life, a transplant is a great option. However, where feasible, a temporary VAD and recovery of the original heart is much better.

      There is a form of heart transplant where the new heart is connected in parallel with the original. The procedure is more complex but offers better survival should rejection occur. I'm not sure how it does for survival in general vs. a full replacment.

    7. Re:Sometimes... by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      I have to agree with the grandparent, this looks very promising. I bet this clinical trial just got extended to a lot of other conditions. If they can generalize this to help hearts come back from a variety of heart problems at different ages we're talking about Nobel prize quality research.

      Actually, this sort of thing has happened multiple times, especially in younger patients, and has happened even when they got transplants.

      The theory I heard is that by disconnecting the heart, but not removing it or the blood vessels providing oxygen and nutrients, you allow healing that simply wouldn't be possible while the heart is functioning.

      I won't claim to be an expert on the subject, just that this is not the first time I've heard of this happening. There was a boy a few years back who started rejecting his implanted heart - they were forced to remove it, in the process finding his heart healthy enough to resume it's duties.

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  4. I want to know why she healed - what caused it by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Did the invasive surgery trigger a healing response, or did she just need a boost until natural processes finished the job?

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    1. Re:I want to know why she healed - what caused it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      They didn't think out all of those details. It's all just a conspiracy.

      "Doctors at the Stollery Children's hospital implanted the Berlin Heart, a portable mechanical device[...]" Berlin. As in Germany. As in Nazi-Germany. Just when we were all focusing on the radical Islamic threat..
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    2. Re:I want to know why she healed - what caused it by arivanov · · Score: 5, Informative

      Her heart just needed a rest until it heals. There were a few cases here in the UK as well and implanting a parallel pump to assist is now considered a standard procedure in many cases where the transplant was the only option. Especially in kids and especially in cases where the heart has been damaged by inflammation. It is a safe bet really - if it heals good, if it does not the patient has a much better chance to survive until a suitable transplant is found. It is a pity that most pumps can take load only off some portions of the heart and not all of it (too much blood in the coffee subsystem to remember which).

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    3. Re:I want to know why she healed - what caused it by mwvdlee · · Score: 3, Interesting

      All I wonder is; now that her own heart is doing all the work again, will it be able to cope or is it going to relapse and start failing again in time?

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    4. Re:I want to know why she healed - what caused it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sure these devices - LVADs (Left Ventricular Assist Devices) - have been used for at least 10 years. At least that's when I first studied them for my biomaterials degree. These things were novel because they use an impeller to pump the blood at a constant flow rather than try and replicate the pulsing action of a biological heart.

      Not that it's not cool, just not very new

    5. Re:I want to know why she healed - what caused it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Don't be ridiculous. Why would Nazis want to replace the innocent heart of a young girl with a cold, steel mach.. OH MY GOD!!! WE'RE ALL DOOMED!!!!

    6. Re:I want to know why she healed - what caused it by somersault · · Score: 1

      well.. consider that your heart has to keep beating your whole life. Hers has had a nice little holiday, hopefully her heart will be able to cope after that. No, IANADoctor

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    7. Re:I want to know why she healed - what caused it by gomiam · · Score: 1

      Let's kill the joke for good :-) "Too much blood in the coffee subsystem" implies too little coffee there.

    8. Re:I want to know why she healed - what caused it by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

      What I basically meant is; her heart got to a state where it needed to be replaced over roughly the first 14 years of her life (do we include life inside the mother's womb?). Why wouldn't it deteriorate to that state again after another 14 years?

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    9. Re:I want to know why she healed - what caused it by somersault · · Score: 1

      Maybe she had a defect from birth that wasn't able to be repaired because the heart was in use, and now that it's had a chance to repair itself, she will be okay

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    10. Re:I want to know why she healed - what caused it by CastrTroy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      From what I can Google, the heart starts beating about 3-4 weeks after conception. So we should count most of the pregnancy as time that her heart was beating.

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    11. Re:I want to know why she healed - what caused it by MMC+Monster · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's not that the heart "healed". What happens after a serious injury to the heart (whether a heart attack, viral infection, or anything else), is that the heart becomes weaker and tries to adapt. Things that physicians do to help the heart adapt in the right way (as opposed to the wrong way) include assist devices that will pump the blood forward. These include artificial hearts, left ventricular and biventricular assist devices, and intra-aortic balloon pumps. Other things that help people along are medications that help the heart rest and prevent the maladaptation that the heart will do on it's own if left to it's own means (the maladaptation is known as negative remodelling).

      Given enough time, the heart may beat more effectively. I know a number of people whos hearts are pumping out less than 10 percent of the blood that enters it (normal is to pump out ~60 percent). Some of these people are crippled and await heart transplantation. A few, however, are out chasing the girls (and boys), and you wouldn't have any idea that they had a medical problem until you saw the number of medications that they take to stay well.

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    12. Re:I want to know why she healed - what caused it by Spokehedz · · Score: 2, Interesting

      There was a study where they replaced someone's heart with a pump--not one that simulated a heartbeat, but just a constant flow. And the paitent lived for years afterwards... with no pulse.

      However, the mental issues with 'not having a pulse' were almost insurmountable. You are alive, yet you have no pulse. Also, you are used to a constant movement inside your chest--that was also hard to get adjusted too, if they did at all.

      However, just as in this story the patient's heart just re-started itself. Happy ending after all.

    13. Re:I want to know why she healed - what caused it by rbanffy · · Score: 1

      I remember that, during my teens, I once woke up in a hospital after a party. The doctor, with an extremely serious face, explained to my half-conscious brain that I had too little blood in my alcoholstream and that the condition had been corrected.

    14. Re:I want to know why she healed - what caused it by rbanffy · · Score: 1

      I would find it extremely cool to be sort of an undead person.

      "Look: No pulse"

      It's too bad I would be too ill to go to any interesting party...

    15. Re:I want to know why she healed - what caused it by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      Her heart just needed a rest until it heals.

      Correct me if I'm wrong but I thought human heart cells couldn't reproduce?

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    16. Re:I want to know why she healed - what caused it by Zashi · · Score: 1

      All cells in the human body reproduce. Heart cells definitely reproduce. IIRC (and I probably don't) even neurons reproduce, just at an extremely slow rate (70 years to divide?)

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    17. Re:I want to know why she healed - what caused it by MadnessASAP · · Score: 0

      You're absolutely right, Sorry for any humor homicide that may have occured in my previous ill thought out post.

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    18. Re:I want to know why she healed - what caused it by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 2, Informative

      They've only seen reproduction in neural stem cells and glial cells. Neurons lack centrioles so they cannot reproduce. There is evidence of neural stem cells reproducing in the hippocampus and olfactory areas.

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    19. Re:I want to know why she healed - what caused it by ksd1337 · · Score: 1

      "Look: No pulse" No, it's "Look Ma, no pulse!" Get it right!
    20. Re:I want to know why she healed - what caused it by ResidntGeek · · Score: 1

      I know a number of people whos hearts are pumping out less than 10 percent of the blood that enters it (normal is to pump out ~60 percent).
      Forgive my ignorance, but how would that work exactly? If a heart pumps out less blood than it receives, wouldn't the blood build up in the heart until it exploded or held all the blood in the body?
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    21. Re:I want to know why she healed - what caused it by MMC+Monster · · Score: 1

      Let's answer this by example: At the end on the heart contracting, there is 80 cc of blood in it. During relaxation another 20 cc enters the chamber. During the next contraction, 20 cc leaves the chamber. The ejection fraction is then (20/(80+20))*100=20 percent. The amount of blood that leaves the ventricle is always the same as the amount that enters it*, but is never 100% of the blood in the chamber.

      *This is in the long term. On a beat-to-beat basis it may vary a little.

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    22. Re:I want to know why she healed - what caused it by arivanov · · Score: 1

      Even if it does not, putting load on an a muscle that is suffering from severe inflammation will most likely damage it beyond repair. If you take the load off and let the inflammation subside the muscle has a fair chance of recovery in at least some cases. AFAIK, so far the pump bypass has shown to work in cases like this.

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  5. She isn't the only one... by MacDork · · Score: 5, Informative

    A 13 year old boy recovered without a transplant with the help of one of these things as well.

  6. Maybe by User+956 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Maybe her heart didn't regenerate. Maybe she just has two, because she's a klingon.

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    1. Re:Maybe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      ...or a timelord?

    2. Re:Maybe by khellendros1984 · · Score: 1

      Pffft....so she was never in danger at all? I'm sure one so young couldn't be on her 12th regeneration already.

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    3. Re:Maybe by wolverine1999 · · Score: 1

      Precisely what I was thinking... :)

      Regeneration isn't for just TimeLords any more it seems...

    4. Re:Maybe by king-manic · · Score: 1

      Maybe her heart didn't regenerate. Maybe she just has two, because she's a klingon.

      I didn't notice forehead ridges. Must be a Timelord then.

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    5. Re:Maybe by bytesex · · Score: 2, Funny

      Or Mathew Starr.

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    6. Re:Maybe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Klingons don't have two hearts, they have a single one with eight chambers instead of four.

    7. Re:Maybe by bigtimepie · · Score: 1

      ...or a timelord?


      I, for one, welcome her.
    8. Re:Maybe by morcego · · Score: 1

      Is she bald ? If yes, then maybe she is a Centauri.

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    9. Re:Maybe by ray9x · · Score: 1

      Maybe she's related to Claire Bennett. :o

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    10. Re:Maybe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or centauri

    11. Re:Maybe by Dachannien · · Score: 1

      The downside is that she doesn't sound like a chipmunk when she breathes in helium. Ah, well, you win some, you lose some.

  7. Re:Let forth...Pffaaa! by andy666 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Like many slashdotters, I've had my heart broken over and over, and it keeps regenerating. Like that Jody Foster thing....I was convinced she was serious, but I just couldn't get past security.

  8. Praise Jesus! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Our God is indeed a God of Mircales and Wonders. The hand of the great Healer is clearly at work for this sweet girl.

    Thank you, Jesus! Praise be to your precious name.

    1. Re:Praise Jesus! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh ya? Well I hear she drowned puppies! Where's your merciful god now huh?!

    2. Re:Praise Jesus! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Praise Allah for similarly... oh, wait.

    3. Re:Praise Jesus! by BrainInAJar · · Score: 1

      Left to the devices of God this girl would have died.

      This was man's work, not God's.

    4. Re:Praise Jesus! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is her cells work, not man's.

    5. Re:Praise Jesus! by elementik · · Score: 0, Redundant

      lmao

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    6. Re:Praise Jesus! by MMC+Monster · · Score: 3, Funny

      Let us give thanks to his noodly appendage.

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    7. Re:Praise Jesus! by Trax · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Does it make you feel better to put someone else down? Moreso their religion when their loved one can die at any time?

      You and those like you that have posted in this replies should be ashamed of themselves.

      Pathetic.

    8. Re:Praise Jesus! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      "Does it make you feel better to put someone else down?"

      Only people who believe in fairy tales, but yeah, it feels great.

      "Moreso their religion when their loved one can die at any time?"

      Then they need to find a better religion I guess, hows that on me? If their religion was any good, they wouldn't have to worry about loved ones dying.

      "You and those like you that have posted in this replies should be ashamed of themselves."

      People who rely on a fake deity to solve their problems should also be ashamed of their complicity in the death's of millions.

      "Pathetic."

      Nice to see you're man enough to sign your post, so I will too.

      Not stupid enough to think god is real.

    9. Re:Praise Jesus! by bcat24 · · Score: 1

      Because of course God couldn't have inspired man to work on scientific research...

    10. Re:Praise Jesus! by fahshimah · · Score: 1

      Let us give thanks to his noodly appendage.
      There's a sect of Christianity devoted to Jesus' genitals now?
    11. Re:Praise Jesus! by pbaer · · Score: 1

      Ramen!

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  9. Common occurence : apparentely 1 in 3 child recove by aepervius · · Score: 4, Informative

    Quote from the article you cited :

    As one in three children recover from myocarditis on their own, the medics decided to wait and see if Jack's own heart could grow strong enough to work on its own without the need for a transplant.

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  10. Even in this fucked up world by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's nice to know that even in this fucked up world somethings can go right.

  11. If you only had a brain . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you only had a brain, you would know who her closest friend was that needed a heart.

  12. One step closer... by doyoulikeworms · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    to real-life unreal tournament.

    1. Re:One step closer... by Solra+Bizna · · Score: 1

      Call me when somebody survives being ripped to bloody shreds by red-hot shards of metal and we can start talking real-life Unreal Tournament. :P

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    2. Re:One step closer... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From: BBC News


      He lost both his legs as well as suffering a brain injury, fractures to his skull, cheekbone, nose, jaw, pelvis and vertebrae, as well as serious damage to his spleen and chest.
      Granted the only way he's going to use the Z axis is rocket jumping.

  13. is this that special? by Racemaniac · · Score: 2, Interesting

    don't remember where, but i recently read that it's well known that the human heart is capable of some serious self healing, so i'm not that surprised by this.
    did it heal beyond what they thought was possible/normal? or is it only under certain conditions that weren't met this time?

    1. Re:is this that special? by compro01 · · Score: 4, Informative

      or is it only under certain conditions that weren't met this time?

      presumablely her heart just needed a reduction in workload to allow it to heal, so they used this neat gadget to temporarily assist it until it was fully functional again.

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    2. Re:is this that special? by myc · · Score: 4, Informative

      actually, the human heart has very poor healing capacity. This is why ischemic heart disease eventually kills you; your damaged heart heals by scarring, which leads to decreased cardiac output and eventually apoptotic or necrotic cell death of cardiomyocytes.

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    3. Re:is this that special? by Cougem · · Score: 1

      Yeh, it's true. The real problem often with heart damage isn't so much the inability to pump that comes with scar tissue so much as the electrical defects. Yes, one can get a side of the heart becoming insufficient, which can result in congestive heart failure (which will cause a buildup of fluid (oedema) in the pulmonary (lung) or systemic circulation), but what very often happens after heart attacks are fibrilations, arrhythmias etc. The problem is the heart is perfectly structured so that the electrical impulses pump downwards from the top of aorta, pushing the blood into the ventricles below, and then up from the bottom of the ventricles. This co-ordination means all the heart muscle must conduct at the same speed - but when you're myocardium is damaged, it doesn't. It can conduct much more slowly, meaning that sometimes a patch of damage myocardium can be triggered from both ends so to speak, from the base of say a ventricle, and from a patch more towards the top, as inpulses rush past it and trigger contractions. If this impulse going the other way actually managed to make it back downwards, in the opposite direction, it can sometimes trigger another contraction from the base, restarting this rapid destructive cycle known as re-entry arrhythmias.

      Hearts are great, and they respond very well to periods of chronic relative hypoxia (fairly low oxygen) by remodelling and adding new vessels, but if you totally cut off the blood supply (heart attack) and you get scar tissue (and you will), you're in real trouble.

    4. Re:is this that special? by Racemaniac · · Score: 1

      hmm, i think it was an article on this: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/6940085.stm
      there are probably circumstances where the heart heals correctly, or forms scar tissue :)

    5. Re:is this that special? by scup · · Score: 1

      Let me guess... You stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night...

  14. House M.D. by Antarius · · Score: 5, Funny

    Gregory House, eat your heart out! Er, wait...

  15. Praise be to science! by typidemon · · Score: 4, Funny

    Without whom this little girl would have died. Oh, congratulations to Jesus for getting around to saving the little girl's life.

    I'd imagine that if more people had donated money to the church, Jesus would have been able to get to her sooner rather than later. Jesus loves us, but he needs money. So get off of your chair and donate some money now, so her little friend might be saved.

    1. Re:Praise be to science! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Praise be to Eris, for proving that, no matter what the hell is up in the skies or not, the human body is one hell of a remarkable organ.

      Now can we get off the spoof and wait for them to figure out why this happened?

    2. Re:Praise be to science! by CrazyJim1 · · Score: 1

      You can love only one master: God or Money. You will love one and hate the other.

      I wonder if this girl is related to the Cheerleader off Heroes?

    3. Re:Praise be to science! by zwarte+piet · · Score: 1

      Bullshit

  16. removal surgery by Cyko_01 · · Score: 1

    good thing the removal surgery went well. It sure would have sucked if she died after all that!

  17. On the same note... by yogurtforthesoul · · Score: 0

    I had a PFO closure to stop severe headaches and of course future problems (like stroke).

    PFO remains in about 1/4 of the population (everyone has it as a baby). Mine was sealed by a non-invasive catheter device. It's basically a titanium mesh of two discs connected together. They release one side of the disc in the exterior hole then move out and release the other connected side on the outer side (making sure it's a tight fit). My hole was about 1/2 an inch, which is on the large end.

    The heart then grows tissue around the mesh and seals the hole. Of course you do still have the mesh in you (just don't go near anything that puts out 3 Tesla).

    I wonder if they could develop a similar type of procedure for major problems. A mesh that can be molded and placed into the injured areas. Build a strong outer layer that the body can break down over time, and perhaps nutrients embedded in the mesh's core to allow the heart to regrow all affected tissue.

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  18. I wish they had given my Rachel one... by RoboJ1M · · Score: 5, Insightful

    20th December 2006 and I'm watching my girlfriend Rachel die from sudden congestive heart failure.

    I remember thinking, "Why isn't there a machine to pump the blood so her heart can rest?"

    I hope this thing gets everywhere to save other people and their partners.

    J1M.

    1. Re:I wish they had given my Rachel one... by TheThiefMaster · · Score: 5, Insightful

      My god some of these anonymous guys are mean.

      I hope all of you never have to watch someone you know die, I really do.

    2. Re:I wish they had given my Rachel one... by Lemming+Mark · · Score: 5, Interesting

      It's awful that you had to go through that experience. I can't even imagine how you must have felt, but you have my deepest sympathies. Please take no notice of the anonymous replies to your comment - they're really not even worth reading. Some idiots actually think they're being clever by displaying their ignorance.

      I'm no doctor, but I guess this technology would not be suitable for use in all cases, and that some patients still require more conventional treatment by other means - but hopefully that will keep advancing too. It's amazing to see progress like this being made in medicine and I too hope that it can help many more people.

      I extend my sincere condolences for your loss and my best wishes for you.

      Sincerely,
      Mark Williamson

    3. Re:I wish they had given my Rachel one... by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Normal Person + Anonymity + Audience = Total Fuckwad

      That being said, I hope they all get ass cancer, and that their families, not wanting to have to experience watching someone die, abandon them to die alone.

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    4. Re:I wish they had given my Rachel one... by hf256 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's interesting how much we expect medical caregivers to be aware of and which they are actually not. While you have my deepest sympathies for your loss, I couldn't help but recall 2 things that I ran across:

      - A study that showed that doctors tended to dismiss patient complaints about drug side effects
      - An article by a WSJ journalist covering medical issues where the first oncologist dismissed any suggestions from her.

      I guess in some cases it comes to down to the skill level of your medical staff and while that is a horrible way to put it I'm beginning to wonder if it might not be true.

    5. Re:I wish they had given my Rachel one... by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      What, hating vile little cowardly scum who insult a guy whose girlfriend died of congestive heart failure makes me a fuckwad? Oh, I think not.

      If you want to state an opinion like that, have the stones to own up to it.

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    6. Re:I wish they had given my Rachel one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      If you go to the Berlin Heart website, they explicitly tell you that none of their products are FDA approved.

      Damned paper-pushing fuck-tards.

      I really feel bad for you, OP. And that's like the understatement of the year.

      Needless to say, the lesson here to any americans should be, If you're having a serious heart condition, GO TO CANADA.

    7. Re:I wish they had given my Rachel one... by element-o.p. · · Score: 1

      My most sincere condolences to you and your families. I can't imagine how that must have torn you up. May you find peace and happiness in your future. --Mike

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    8. Re:I wish they had given my Rachel one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "What, hating vile little cowardly scum who insult a guy whose girlfriend died of congestive heart failure makes me a fuckwad?"

      Nah, it's that you argue with AC's who call you names (among other things) that makes you a fuckwad.

      And a pathetic loser too.

      "If you want to state an opinion like that, have the stones to own up to it."

      You mean like you do when you post with that stupid fucking screen name of yours, that allows you to be anonymous too? You fucking hypocrite, I'll get a log in when you post your full name and address, how about that?

    9. Re:I wish they had given my Rachel one... by Paco103 · · Score: 1

      While SatanicPuppy's wishes may not have been the most polite, they were not undeserved. You anonymous cowards come on here and start making fun of a guy who's girlfriend has recently passed away (if YOU can do math, it's less than a year!). Sarcastic smart ass comments to any other post would have been accepted and probably rated as funny, but to comments like that, it's just cold and heartless. Then you wonder why people think nerds have no social skills. Grow a set of balls, sign your posts, and try to make sure your IQ is above that of a carrot before you post. You all knew you were being a "Total Fuckwad" when you posted, or you wouldn't have used AC. If you can't have some common human decency, I for one don't care what you have to say, and maybe getting some ass cancer as suggested may improve your perspective.

    10. Re:I wish they had given my Rachel one... by Aranwe+Haldaloke · · Score: 2, Interesting

      March 20th, 2005, and my girlfriend also died because her heart suddenly decided not to work anymore. She was 25.

      Coincidentally enough, her name was also Rachel.

      The news in the article are truly awesome. There may not be enough hearts for everyone, but at least with this machine they'll all get a better shot at pulling through, instead of just staying there waiting helplessly.

    11. Re:I wish they had given my Rachel one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hang on, you haven't seen the last of her. Technology will eventually allow us to bring folks back from death.

      Regenerating hearts is just the beginning!

    12. Re:I wish they had given my Rachel one... by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      It is quite true that arguing with anonymous retards is about the stupidest possible thing to do on the internets.

      Therefore, little anonymous troll, I bid you adieu.

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    13. Re:I wish they had given my Rachel one... by Oldav · · Score: 0

      Spot on Paco, I have never posted anonymously, I unlike these pathetic excuses for human being am prepared to stand by what I say. I am not afraid to loose slashdot Karma- Frankly I could not givee a flying fuck about slashdot karma never have never will, these cowardly losers have probably never had a Gf or balls anyway. My condolences to the poster over such an awful loss. If you dont have the courage to put your name to it you should not post at all. Someone tell me why Ac's are allowed to post in the first place? Dave

    14. Re:I wish they had given my Rachel one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      The girl in the article was in Canada. She got one just because she's Canadian: no questions asked. Your poor girlfriend probably lived in the US and her HMO, if she could even afford one, didn't see profit in keeping her alive.

    15. Re:I wish they had given my Rachel one... by freyyr890 · · Score: 1

      Mind posting your current Latitude/Longitude for my cruise missile? Because the only thing someone that heartless deserves is to die in a spectacular explosion which the rest of us can tape and post on Youtube.

      I'm not sure if you realize exactly how traumatizing the sudden cardiac death of someone close to you can be. My dad died last year at 42 of a rare cardiac arrhythmia (Arrythmogenic Right Ventricular Cardiomyopathy), which he was never diagnosed with. One day while riding his bike he abruptly went into ventricular fibrillation, and despite EMTs attempts to revive him, died. The diagnosis was made in autopsy.

      I have recently been diagnosed with the same condition.

    16. Re:I wish they had given my Rachel one... by RoboJ1M · · Score: 1

      Aw man, you beat me to it!!

      J1M.

    17. Re:I wish they had given my Rachel one... by RoboJ1M · · Score: 1

      Well, I agree with him. I would have posted that first if he/she hadn't beaten me to it.

      So shut the hell up.

      J1M.

    18. Re:I wish they had given my Rachel one... by RoboJ1M · · Score: 1

      Thank you for your kind words, they are much appreciated. :)

      J1M.

    19. Re:I wish they had given my Rachel one... by RoboJ1M · · Score: 1

      In 60 years, when I get downloaded and merge with the internet becoming a benevolent entity that runs the planet and I'm all knowing about fucktards like you, don't be surprised if burly men turn up and do nasty things to you for the rest of your short and painful life.

      Peace.

      J1M.

  19. Re:Let forth...Pffaaa! by WwWonka · · Score: 4, Funny

    Like many slashdotters, I've had my heart broken over and over

    ...realizing once again that the 22 year old beautiful blonde girl with huge boobs on MySpace that just sent you a friend request is really your fat unemployed neighbor Ned?

  20. Re:Let forth...Pffaaa! by somersault · · Score: 5, Funny

    Meh - as long as he has decent boobs too then it's okay

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  21. May I be the one to say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Save the cheerleader, save the world!

    1. Re:May I be the one to say... by hal2814 · · Score: 1

      "Save the cheerleader, save the world!" But Peter already saved the cheerleader so we could save the world in the stupidest and most anit-climactic fashion possible.

  22. Is that you, Cowardly Lion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
    Anonymous Coward, Cowardly Lion..striking resemblance. Regardless, you might ask the Wizard for some courage, so that you can put your thoughts with an user-id.

    In the books, the origins of the character are rather gruesome. Originally an ordinary man by the name of Nick Chopper, the Tin Woodman used to make his living chopping down trees in the forests of Oz. The Wicked Witch of the East enchanted his axe to prevent him from marrying the girl that he loved. The enchanted axe chopped off his limbs, one by one. Each time he lost a limb, Nick Chopper replaced it with a prosthetic limb made of tin. Finally, nothing was left of him but tin. However, the tinsmith who helped him neglected to give him a heart. Once Nick Chopper was made entirely of tin, he was no longer able to love the girl he had fallen for. I was just kidding about before..you're not the Lion. I've seen Anonymous Coward since I first came here. Are you new to /.?

    In his first appearance, the Scarecrow reveals that he lacks a brain and desires above all else to have one. --Wikipedia Coincidence? Of course I couldn't forget who you are..You, Scarecrow, I shall miss most of all.
  23. Why remove? by rvalles · · Score: 1

    Why remove? It's never a bad thing to have a spare heart or two, for HA purposes. Just imagine if the main one fails!.

    1. Re:Why remove? by howhi · · Score: 1

      Having an implanted artificial heart is not without risks - the infection of artificial material and thrombosis of various organs (depending n the type of device) being the most dangerous and possibly fatal. when she needed it to survive, the risks of having an implant outweigh the risks of adverse effects. now it is probably the reverse, so the removal seems sensible. she is a very very lucky girl, good luck to her.

  24. No Surprise. by kahrytan · · Score: 1


      Don't you know, the heart has adult stems in it. Hell, most of the body has them. Body can regenerate itself. No surprise to me

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    1. Re:No Surprise. by ganesaraja12 · · Score: 1

      Sorry to burst your bubble but you're 90% inaccurate.

      Cardiac adult stem cells have never been found to divide or do anything significant except in a petri dish. Cardiac tissue does not "regenerate" in the sense of growing new cells (a process called hyperplasia), individual cells of the heart merely expand in size themselves to make up for the deficiency in cells to take up the slack (a process called hypertrophy).

      However, the process of cardiac hypertrophy also predisposes a person to heart problems, because the heart can't be supplied with enough nutrients themselves.

      Whatever "regeneration" occured in this girl's case is thanks to reduced afterload upon her own heart, resulting in a possible reversal of cardiac remodelling triggered by the requirements of blood pressure. Her enlarged heart, the result of hypertrophy that TFA suggests may have been virally-triggered, would have been relieved of those pressures by the Berlin Heart.

      Hot :-)

    2. Re:No Surprise. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0



      And yet Body can regenerate and heal itself.

  25. Sorry to piggyback your post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    Better article with quotes and a picture of her and the Berlin Heart.

  26. Is her name...... by heffrey · · Score: 1

    Claire Bennett?

    1. Re:Is her name...... by DirkDaring · · Score: 1

      Bravo! :)

  27. Acute illness by Andy+Dodd · · Score: 1

    More likely, her heart was temporarily (and rapidly) damaged by some sort of illness that attacked her heart. (Weird virus, bacteria, maybe a toxin.) As long as THAT doesn't happen again she'll be fine.

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    1. Re:Acute illness by eam · · Score: 5, Informative

      Congratulations. You managed to guess the truth. It might have been easier to just read the article, but you managed to figure out what was going on anyway.

      The second sentence in the article:

      "Melissa Mills arrived at Edmonton's Stollery Children's Hospital last year after a sudden illness made her critically ill and a candidate for a heart transplant."

      It wouldn't be slashdot if people didn't ask questions that were answered by the article ;-)

    2. Re:Acute illness by Andy+Dodd · · Score: 1

      Actually, I read the article and then forgot half the contents. Insufficient caffeine. :)

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  28. extracorporal device by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    a decade ago this device was a big machine to be carried around on a trolley. But back then it showed that a heart could regain it's old strength and the device was used to help the heart by doing the work till then. I was a student of medicine at the Humboldt university of Berlin, Germany back then and I learned a lot about organs and their strength to recover. It's not the heart, other organs can regain their power as well. If the body survives their outage, which could be assisted with such machines.

    cb

  29. This is sports.... by StickyWidget · · Score: 1

    And its Kobe from center court, "Girl's Heart Regenerates" With Artificial Assist ~Sticky /Boooo!

  30. hmm by slserpent · · Score: 1, Insightful

    i thought Canada was supposed to have bad healthcare. hmm...

    1. Re:hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yes, but we have a lot of heart...

    2. Re:hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      That's what the corporations want you to believe so that you keep feeding them your insurance dollars.

    3. Re:hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "i thought Canada was supposed to have bad healthcare."

      They do, otherwise she wouldn't have needed the heart in the first place.

  31. Yea.... So why the SPOF? by Colin+Smith · · Score: 1

    Two lungs, two kidneys, a liver which regenerates given half a chance. Why no second pump. Seems like a design failure to me.

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    1. Re:Yea.... So why the SPOF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      SPOF - Single Pump Of Failure?

  32. This kind of happened to my grandfather by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My grandfather had heart bypass surgery because the existing pipes were all clogged up... including the EXTRA ones his body had grown as bypasses around the others. not bad for a 50 year old.

  33. No worries. by geeknado · · Score: 1

    Just give it a little time.

  34. I call BS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is Slashdot. I'll be you are a heart researcher and you don't have a wife.

  35. Running motor also needs some rest. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Running motor also needs some rest, so does heart. I read some where, that a person heart started beating regulary after his heart was giving some rest(stopped in place without ripping it out), blood circulation kept going by machine. The heart 'healed' itslef just like we immobilize a leg-muszle when it is torn..

  36. A little misleading ... by Bob-taro · · Score: 1

    first Canadian to have an artificial heart removed after her own heart healed itself. Not that this isn't great and interesting news, but the Berlin Heart is a "ventricular assist device", and not actually a heart replacement. Just reading the quote above, I was actually wondering if they removed the original heart and healed it in a test tube or something like that.
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  37. Livers as well as hearts by EdwinFreed · · Score: 2, Informative

    There was a story a couple of years ago about a clinical trial at Cedars Sinai of an artificial liver developed by Dr. Achilles A. Demetriou. The device uses a bioreactor containing cells from pig livers The people they tried this on were all in end-stage liver failure and about to die. The idea was to tide them over until a transplant became available.

    A couple of them died from the effects of the surgery. Some others lasted long enough to finally get a transplant. But in several others their own livers managed to regenerate to the point where a transplant was no longer needed.

    This led to a bigger study at 20 US research centers. The results were that artificial liver reduced mortality by 44 percent:

    http://www.innovations-report.de/html/berichte/med izin_gesundheit/bericht-28316.html

  38. A new record! by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 1

    A new record for invoking Godwin's Law!

    1. Re:A new record! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope, it's a Quirk.

  39. Well, the heart IS a type of muscle... by WebCowboy · · Score: 1

    ...and muscles only heal and rebuild themselves when given time to rest.

    A lot of people go to the gym and over-do it with the weights and do not rest enough. Generally you get better results if you only exercise any given muscle group no more than every other day, with rest days in-between. For example, work arms one day, then legs the next, etc. Plus take weekends off entirely. Of course, this depends on what you want to achieve--if you want to look like a scarecrow/extreme-marathon-runner then go ahead and do intense cardio all week.

    Anyways I KNOW that works from personal experience--lifting weights doesn't make you have muscles, it only causes muscles to rebuild more during the rest days. No rest, no big improvements in strength. The same goes with injured muscles--you can't train through such an injury and expect it to heal very quickly.

    I'n mo doctor, but I can guess the heart, being composed largely of a type of muscle tissue, responds in the same way. The problem is, the heart can never get any rest or we'd die--it always has to be pumping and working at a certain level. It isn't that the heart CANT heal, it just can't do it well if it can't get rest (athletes that train and compete through injuries end up with chronic problems later in life, after all). These ventricular-assist devices take a great deal of load off the heart and allow it to heal better and with less scarring or other permanent damage.

  40. OK, you're wrong. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Correct me if I'm wrong but I thought human heart cells couldn't reproduce?

    Heart cells are mostly muscle cells, which undergo cell division and regeneration just like any other muscle cells. You're thinking of neurons (brain cells) which do not regenerate and replenish themselves.

  41. Re:Common occurence : apparentely 1 in 3 child rec by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am Jack's heart. There are two out of three chances that I will succumb to myocarditis.

    I am Jack's complete lack of surprisee.

  42. OK, I doubt it by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 2, Informative
    Heart cells are a specialized form of muscle cell, not smooth muscle cells. According to your article they think they are seeing stem cells reproducing, not cardiac muscle cells.

    The next challenge, according to Anversa, is to find the source of the dividing myoctyes. "Are these cells a sub-population of known cells that retain the capacity to divide, or are they multiplying cells that originate from stem cells present in the heart?" he asks.

    "There are preliminary indications that primitive cells like stem cells exist in the human heart. Stem cells may have the ability to develop into the various cardiac cell types and form new healthy functioning myocardium. If we can prove the existence of cardiac stem cells and make these cells migrate to the region of tissue damage, we could conceivably improve the repair of damaged heart muscle and reduce heart failure," says Anversa.

    Cardiac muscle cells, however, do not reproduce after a certain point:

    Not all cells from multicellular organisms are still able to divide, though. Once the heart is full sized, the heart cells in a human body do not divide anymore. They no longer have that ability. When a person has a heart attack and some heart cells die, the heart is permanently damaged the heart can't just replace those dead cells.

    According to Doris Taylor (Departments of Medicine and Surgery at Duke University Medical Center. She did post-doctoral work in cardiac (heart) molecular biology at Albert Einstein College of Medicine in New York.)

    The heart cannot repair the damaged muscle because its muscle cells cannot reproduce, Doris explains. You are born with all the heart cells you will ever have. Your heart grows because the cells become larger, not because they multiply. However, other muscles do have the ability to repair themselves because they contain cells called myoblasts, which can reproduce.
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  43. Missunderstanding of "Berlin Heart" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The company "Berlin Heart" is the creator of INCOR and EXCOR -- in corpus, ex corpus?
    The mentioned article is rather bad as it is written as if "Berlin Heart" was a new description for a specific device.

    I don't understand some journalist these days...
    took me a google search to find out.

  44. WTPOUAAIYHTEIA . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    WTPOUAAIYHTEIA? AAUTAF-UP,STOCATTOTOTWPET. BHTEYA,YDTPOUO,SYHTTTEPA(N:TA,AN A),IATTIAF. OC,TIATPYAATUH,BFSRIIYASETRHLOA"J"TWB. MN. (What's the point of using an acronym if you have to explain it anyway? Acronyms are used to abbreviate frequently-used phrases, such that one can avoid the task of typing out the whole phrase every time. By having to explain your acronym, you defeated the purpose of using one, since you had to type the entire phrase anyway (note: that's anyway, and not anyways), in addition to typing its abbreviated form. Of course, there is always the possibility you are attempting to use humor, but for some reason I imagine you are smart enough to realize how lame of a "joke" that would be. Maybe not.

  45. And Why Is This A Slashdot Story? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let's stick to tech, guys.

  46. But! by kidcharles · · Score: 1

    Sure she's receiving top-quality cutting-edge health care...but she had to wait six months to get the artificial heart!

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    1. Re:But! by GISGEOLOGYGEEK · · Score: 1

      she may very well have had to wait until it was very necessary for the artificial heart ... but since it was in Canada, not the USA, at least it didn't cost her family their home and life savings.

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  47. City of Champions by SirStiff · · Score: 1

    Go, City of Champions, Go!

  48. Free! by ALimoges · · Score: 1

    Yes, this is a miracle. What's also beautiful is that her parents did not have to sell the house to afford her treatments because in Canada, IT'S FREE!!

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  49. Heal Itself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let's see: you install a device to help pump without removing the heart, and heart heal itself...

    Maybe the heart was too tired!

    Actually I heard the same from a chinese acupuncturist: the organs can get tired, so they know which points to press in order to stimulate organs (a reflex), and therefore they can improve the health on any organ, without knowing the disease (since organs are supposed to be able to heal themselves, given enough energy).

    So we you put the artificial pump allow the heart to rest and the heart heals itself. If they remove the pump, the heart will get tired again.

    So the solution is to go an acupuncturist (hopefully one who studied in China with real acupuncturist AND has already healed other people with heart disease, so that he lnows the points he has to press).

  50. Piggyback hearts by flyingfsck · · Score: 1

    have been implanted since the 1970s to help the native heart recover. What is amazing is that this works even with 40 year old people, not just children.

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  51. Transplants by eyendall · · Score: 1

    That's nothing. They transplanted an asshole from Texas into the White House and now the blood flow in Iraq has increased exponentially.

  52. Libertarian question by CptPicard · · Score: 2, Funny

    How the fuck can a 15-year old girl's wealth generation ability be enough for some fancy artificial heart?? Her parents better have paid for it, or otherwise it distorted the market and reduced my ability to make more profits.

    There was an excellent Outer Limits episode (1x05) of exactly this kind of an event, but of course Socialist propaganda was injected into it to make the ending morally repugnant.

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    1. Re:Libertarian question by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      Beleive it or not most people are not rich extreme capitalists and in a democratic society the majority have the power if they care enough about an issue.

      Most countries rich enough to afford it have socialised medicine (In the USA they make you go bankrupt and let your condition diteriorate horriblly first but they do provide eventually) and people like to know that if something terrible happens to them they will be cared for even if they don't at the time have the mony to pay for it.

      P.S. If you really belive what you just said please go jump off a cliff.
      P.P.S This was in canada so her parents will not have payed for it.

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  53. regenerated heart by blinker1ne · · Score: 1

    I think that is great. I wish that would work on the liver.

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