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  1. Re:IE on VM on Zero-Day IE Exploit In the Wild · · Score: 1

    Good idea to protect the system, but what about all the valuable personal information that flows through browsers these days?

  2. Re:Let 'em know there's a "there" there on Flash Drives On a Calculator · · Score: 1

    My "there" is technology.

    My first "real" calculator was an HP 11C, and I have an HP 28S that I still prefer for personal use. When I teach high-school chemistry and physics, however, I use my TI-84.

    Which is precisely the point.

  3. The ${SUBJECT} on a ${OBJECT} troll! on Flash Drives On a Calculator · · Score: 1

    Flash drives on a calculator, you say?

    But what about snakes on a... nah, it would never work.

  4. Re:In Other News... on Flash Drives On a Calculator · · Score: 1

    Indeed. I think RPN could do with an overhaul at some point, e.g. add user-defined object types, and why can't you mount an SD card as a directory?

  5. Re:In Other News... on Flash Drives On a Calculator · · Score: 1

    Disclaimer: I am an HP calculator fanboy. Perhaps the differences are more philosophical? TIs graphics have always had an educational bend to their design, whereas the HPs were traditionally marketed as professional tools. The manual was written in TeX — this was built by scientists and engineers for scientists and engineers. (You could probably do real damage to someone with a flying HP 48, and the HP would survive.) Of course that changed a few years ago when the likes of the 39G, 40G and 49G came in looking and feeling a bit like TIs and with a manual that looked like it was written in Word. Still, the 49G+ and 50G with the ARM CPUs (upclock to 200MHz, anyone?) are nice pieces of kit and there's enough of a software community built around them to keep them a firm winner with anyone who needs to do mathematics.

  6. Re:HP? Anybody? on Flash Drives On a Calculator · · Score: 1

    I still use my trusty HP 48. Many other people I know in my Physics department also love theirs and wouldn't dream of using another calculator. Back at Sixth form all I'd ever hear was "TI this", "TI that"; they were educational units. My HP is a professional's tool — they were always leagues ahead in terms of robustness and features. All that live object orientation was astounding given the hardware limitations. HP got there first.

  7. Technicalities aside... on Cheating At Roulette May Be Legal In UK · · Score: 0, Troll

    I think you should be allowed to cheat at gambling. That way, everyone — casino included — gambles, not just the punters. Casinos can't complain that this isn't fair, because (1) life's not fair anyway, someone out there will always be fitter/smarter/stronger than you and be at an advantage; and (2) they make a dumptruck off of idiots anyway.

    Of course, being private establishments, casinos should also be free to eject anyone they don't like from their premises.

  8. Re:Style over substance on Jonathan Ive - Apple's Design Magician · · Score: 1
    Enjoy recompiling your kernel.

    The time of CPU-intensive processing the geek fills with sex.

    Yes, all of it.

  9. Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #99 on Trusting Users Too Much · · Score: 4, Funny
    Trust is the biggest liability of all.

    I remember once Quark had a teacher at Lobeling's (or somewhere) who trusted him to look after a room in his absence (or something). Only this teacher had pictures in his draw. Pictures of said teacher, romping with fully-clothed females! Needless to say, Quark did what any responsible young Ferengi would do in those circumstances: blackmailed his teacher into an A grade.

  10. Re:Back in my day on Consumer Electronics Causing 'Death of Childhood'? · · Score: 1

    Tanks.

  11. Re:Back in my day on Consumer Electronics Causing 'Death of Childhood'? · · Score: 1

    Fuck you and your dirt, we had dog shit.

  12. Vista, the Windows Genuine Competitive Advantage on Possible Delays for Vista in Europe · · Score: 1

    Over what? Those rival companies running Linux or BSD? Pull the other one!

  13. Colossus, you say? on Enigma-Cracking Bombe Recreated · · Score: 3, Funny

    Does it run NetBSD?

  14. slashdotting (n., neolog.) on Mining Neologisms from Wikipedia · · Score: 2, Informative
    The Slashdot, Digg, or Fark effect is the term given to the phenomenon of a popular website linking to a smaller site, causing the smaller site to slow down or even temporarily close due to the increased traffic. The name comes from the huge influx of web traffic that often results from sites being mentioned on Slashdot, Digg, or Fark.com, popular user submitted news and information sites. Typically, less robust sites are unable to cope with the huge increase in traffic and become unavailable - either their bandwidth is consumed or their servers fail to cope with the high number of requests.
  15. Massaging the Text on Who (Really) Writes Wikipedia · · Score: 3, Funny
    ...but a small group massaging that text to insure standards compliance with the overall work.

    Oh, t3h 1r0n4y! It's ensure. Unless standards compliance has some sort of liability associated with it these days.

  16. Re:Bad Joke Thread on Sweden's Watergate · · Score: 1
    A fresh mix between a drunk dutch, the swedish chef and Jar-Jar.

    That's fightin' talk!

  17. Bad Joke Thread on Sweden's Watergate · · Score: 3, Funny

    Hee bor shteer, bom bor shteer doo,
    A dish-pi-doo.
    Bor bor shteer, lum bor shteer doo,
    Bork! Bork! Bork!

    Shteer!

    Sheeba shleeba goo, dish mooga hacken PC. Ung gish libo hacken PC, mish gee looder bouffer ooverfloo. Gee pish der bouffer ooverfloo mish der leety scripty in der shellcode mik joo inken Intel assoumbler. Fish, ung gish leeber scannen porten mooga funky nmap, bish der open port shif lish der foorwoll. Dish skel loder mish der leety scripty, spur gifor der bouffer ooverfloo, ung desh ooger morgen der stackenschmoosher! Ung gesh, mooga dish spur lorger hacken PC!

  18. Re:Real? on Net Neutrality Is Just "Mumbo Jumbo" · · Score: 1
    Even the worst ads here are nowhere near as dumbed down (that ad talks down to people on so many levels) or expressly politicised as that.

    You have got to be joking.

    • That bloody awful Steven "Culture Kit" Gerrard ad.
    • Those bloody awful Tim "Hurry Up And Lose You Morose Time-Wasting Git" Henman.
    • Those stair-lift/bath-crane adverts thaaat taaaallllk veeerrrry slooooowly because old people are stupid, m'kay?
    • Anything from the Continet that has been dubbed.
  19. Re:The plural of Lego is Lego on New Lego Mindstorms Dissected · · Score: 1

    Actually, isn't Lego a collective noun, like "play with the Lego" and "play with the sheep"? I personally prefer the term "Lego pieces" for more than one of the individual plastic components.

  20. Re:Publicity stunt: My [insert device] caught fire on My Maxtor Hard Drive Just Caught Fire! · · Score: 1

    My dog caught fire.

  21. Missing the "It's funny. Laugh". on My Maxtor Hard Drive Just Caught Fire! · · Score: 4, Funny

    From TFA:

    when I hit the power button flames..LITERALLY shot out of the bottom of the HDD, I was like F**K!!

    when I clicked on the link flames..LITERALLY came out of my head and into this text area. I was like, F**K, Dude?!

    BUT FLAMES SHOOTING OUT OF IT?!?!?!?! Damn, first dell batteries now Hard Drives... What's next?!?

    OMGWTFSATAHDD!!!!11! Tubular!!!!1111one

    DIGG IT!!!!

    Ughnnn...

  22. Re:Now we're talking on Target Advertising Used to Censor NY Times Article · · Score: 1

    Ann Coulter, get the fuck away from Slashdot. It's already bad enough around here without your type adding to the misery.

  23. Woo-hoo! New memes! on Mainframe Meets 'The Office' · · Score: 1
    From TFV:
    • There are farmers, there are ranchers.
    • The mainframe is like a factory.
    • Put the farmers into the factory.
  24. Re:again, he's right (no he isn't) on ESR Says Linux Followers Should Compromise · · Score: 1
    Thank god fo Richard Stallman. At least we have one high profile person who has an unwavering value system.

    And Theo de Raadt. Although he's a BSDer, some involved with Free Software projects could learn a lot from his no-bullshit approach.

  25. Ha, bloody ha. on Microsoft's 'Naughty or Nice' Patent Application · · Score: 1

    "Nothing for you to see here, please move along." How very apt.