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  1. Copyright Infringement!!! on **No Title** · · Score: 5, Funny

    That story is exactly four minutes and thirty-three seconds long!

  2. The Day Slashdot Turned Into The Daily Sport on U.N. Decides to Shut Down Internet Permanently · · Score: 1

    I, for one, welcome our new joke-killing overlords.

    It's on a day like this that if someone were to set us up the bomb, I doubt any of the editors would notice. They would instead continue to report on how V14gr.a spam might too make you blind, that technical typesetters have a tendency towards LaTeX fetishes, and that some clever sod at U.S. Navy research has bodged together a covert surveillance device by attaching a camera to an iPod, and called it an iEye.

  3. Re:Possible? Yes. A good idea? I don't think so on GeNToo - Gentoo on the NT Kernel · · Score: 1

    How much different is the OS/2 kernel from NT, given the shared development history, etc.?

  4. Re:a note on GeNToo - Gentoo on the NT Kernel · · Score: 1

    I'm somewhat mystified on this one. Because the core idea of having something unicine running on top of NT is, from what I've heard, not impossible. It supposed to be at least possible to implement Linux system calls over the NT HAL (I don't know how much of the Executive would be left over --- see this diagram of NT's structure).

  5. Re:Thing is... on iCopulate Romances iPods, Executive Pong · · Score: 1

    Add to this that they've now linked Viagra to blindness...

  6. "Maximum exposure"? on Paris Hilton Recruited to Publicize Linux · · Score: 1

    Well, you don't get more maximum than her!

    Now can we stop with the 01-04's? It's way past mid-day where I am.

  7. Oh, for crying out loud. (n/t) on Britannica Takes Over the Wikimedia Foundation · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I waited 20 seconds, too.

  8. Re:Damn on Dr. Who Series Star Quits · · Score: 1
    her acting was as plastic as a laminated Auton...

    I cannot help but think that there is a great Michael Jackson joke somewhere in this auton business.

  9. Re:Yeah, wishful thinking, I know. on BBC Writer Tries PC Repair, Finds Poor Software · · Score: 1
    Does your fridge have millions of lines of code like your computer?

    I read somewhere that someone put a laptop in a fridge to get it through a big compile job; does that count?

  10. Re:Yeah, wishful thinking, I know. on BBC Writer Tries PC Repair, Finds Poor Software · · Score: 1
    There is NO way to (physically) hurt the computer with software.

    Not the kind of stuff on a restore CD, no. But, just to be pedantic, something that can switch off fans or tweak CPU voltages could make pain.

  11. Re:Pee Wee Herman? on BBC Writer Tries PC Repair, Finds Poor Software · · Score: 1

    Eww!

  12. Re:Well,,, on French Response to Google is Microsoft · · Score: 1

    I think this was meant to say, "I, for one, welcome our French Borg library overlords."

  13. Re:"not to negotiate from a position of weakness" on French Response to Google is Microsoft · · Score: 3, Funny

    The electricity company.

  14. Re:I disagree on "English" Not Threatened By Webspeak · · Score: 1

    That said, I'd never resent anyone else using txt/AOL in a conversation with me because I know that, above all else, there's no malicious intent. They're probably just following what they've seen of others.

    But I'd squeeze myself down the Internet and kick an IM buddy's arse if he or she ever deigned to use l33t in my presence.

  15. Re:I disagree on "English" Not Threatened By Webspeak · · Score: 1
    And hell, it's more difficult to write like that than it is to write properly. Takes more time, too.

    And then there are the perfectionists like me who find txt and AOLspeak physically uncomfortable. I really can't understand how people can let themselves communicate that way.

  16. c.f. Recent UserFriendly Sunday Special on "English" Not Threatened By Webspeak · · Score: 1

    lets face it wv all been here @ sm point

  17. Re:Then why can't they have decent multitasking? on IE Developer Responds to Mozilla Accusations · · Score: 1

    So what's the resolution to this? (And no, ditching XP doesn't count.)

  18. Re:Damage caused by removal on IE Developer Responds to Mozilla Accusations · · Score: 1

    My point is that many Windows users are "first time buyers" and people who just want a computer to do stuff on. I only understood the necessity of limited accounts having come from a unicine background; many do not have that benefit.

    Microsoft does all sorts to make setting up an XP system "easy" and "user friendly", but it doesn't make the user stop, sit down and understand one of the most basic tenets of computer security.

  19. Re:MS needs to change windows fundamentally on IE Developer Responds to Mozilla Accusations · · Score: 1

    I think (and my opinion is absolutely not authoritative) that the burden of backward compatibility has been NT's biggest bain. Why does Microsoft insist on it for the sake of a few enterprise clients? (This statement may underestimate the size of that market.) No-one should be running 16-bit code these days (and never was there a better invented word than "thunk"). Think of all the many programs that can't integrate properly with NT's multi-user environment: I reckon there wouldn't be so damn many of them had Microsoft taken a gamble and pushed NT derivatives in the home/small business market many years ago.

  20. Re:Then why can't they have decent multitasking? on IE Developer Responds to Mozilla Accusations · · Score: 1

    That's true. My experience of trying to multitask in XP is... it sucks. It's like driving a four-speed manual with a discrete clutch. I even tried changing the scheduling policy to "better for background services" (or whatever it is), but the system still trudges along when I try encoding Vorbis, for instance.

  21. Re:Damage caused by removal on IE Developer Responds to Mozilla Accusations · · Score: 1

    The lesson to be learned here is not to abuse an Administrator account. Unfortunately, Windows setup does not actively encourage good security practice.

  22. Re:MS needs to change windows fundamentally on IE Developer Responds to Mozilla Accusations · · Score: 5, Insightful
    By 2015, Microsoft will be open source, and most likely, Linux will be its kernel.

    I think this is unlikely. The underlying NT is quite well-designed (originally by David Cutler of VMS, amongst others, as I believe), and a reasonably flexible system upon which to develop applications. Microsoft's not going to give it up any time soon. It's what's run on top that's wrong with Windows.

  23. Re:Obligatory Father Ted quote on Irish Movie Theatres Go Digital · · Score: 1

    That's odd. In the official Matthews and Lyneham (my spelling might be wrong here) book of the Father Ted scripts, it starts by describing the scene, and then states that "the --- denote censorous bleeps". This lead me to believing that the bleeps were deliberate and meant to be part of the comedy.

    In fact, it would seem buggering around with swear-words is rather frequent in Father Ted: "Fupp off, you fuppin' baxterd!"

  24. Re:Obligatory Father Ted quote on Irish Movie Theatres Go Digital · · Score: 1

    An extract from yet another script that didn't make Ballykissangel:

    Ted. Just play the f---ing note.
    Dougal. The first one?
    Ted. No! Not the f---ing first one! The f---ing first one's already f---ing down! Just play the f---ing note you were f---ing playing earlier! I've been playing the f---ing first one! We have the f---ing first one!
    Dougal. So I'll just...
    Ted. Just play the f---ing note you were f---ing playing there! The f---ing thing you were just f---ing doing! Play the f---ing note!
  25. Re:Bah on Irish Movie Theatres Go Digital · · Score: 2, Funny
    Editors, what the FUCK are you being paid to do, exactly?

    I'd be more inclined, in this instance, to ask them what the feck they're doing.