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  1. Re:Google Groups on R.I.P Usenet: 1980-2008 · · Score: 1

    Oh noes, I'm sorry, but you blew the joke!

    Well I'm sure there's something in the alt.* tree for me!

  2. Re:Google Groups on R.I.P Usenet: 1980-2008 · · Score: 4, Funny

    That's awfully subjective. I find the GG interface to be an exercise in masochism.

    Well I'm sure there's something in the alt.* tree for you!

  3. Re:Depends on the cop on Citizens Spy On Big Brother · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I quite enjoy seeing deserving obnoxious idiots being taken down a peg or two by the police...

    I see it more as drunken chavs being herded. I don't see how these shows are even remotely entertaining when they're such a damning indictment of humanity — by virtue of both their content and existence.

  4. Re:Depends on the cop on Citizens Spy On Big Brother · · Score: 1

    The phrase "bullshit PR exercise" springs to mind.

  5. Re:In the UK on Citizens Spy On Big Brother · · Score: 1

    It's a shame a lot of "law-enforcement officials" do not understand this.

  6. Re:What about focus? on IOC Admits Internet Censorship Deal With China · · Score: 1

    "Okay just three more hurdles, I should be able to stay ahead, just gotta remember this one's ta...Whoa nice rack! I'd like a *TRIPTHUMPSKID* AARRGHH!!"

    Falling is bad enough, but doing hurdles with an erection?!

    Nasty.

  7. Ban porn... on IOC Admits Internet Censorship Deal With China · · Score: 1

    ...for to improve Stamina and Sporting Achievement!

  8. Re:Technical point on Ohio Researchers Advance Heat Reclamation Technologies · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yes, on this site we obey the Laws of Thermodynamics!

  9. Re:Encrypt on More Skype Back Door Speculation · · Score: 1

    I interpreted "NSA-level shit" to mean that the NSA have access to a technological method of breaking PGP and similar systems, rather than the, er, social engineering attack that is Rubber Hose.

    I wouldn't put it past a politician to think it reasonable to, say, factorise the product of two large prime numbers in an order-of-days timescale.

    And conversely, no, I wouldn't put it past any politician to think it reasonable to, say, get someone else to get the hosepipe out.

    I seriously hope no-one out there is so crazy as to really believe that the NSA has a working kilobit quantum computer.

  10. Re:Might work ... on Second Mac Clone Maker Set To Sell, With a Twist · · Score: 1

    No! Rule number one of arguing with Mac fanboys: Do, it's a laugh!

  11. Re:Might work ... on Second Mac Clone Maker Set To Sell, With a Twist · · Score: 1

    If you compare the price of OS X with the price of Vista and then compare the volume of each one and what you get for the money you'll quite easily find out that those $129 or whatever isn't enough for the OS.

    Bullshit, the price is whatever (1) Apple thinks it sell it for, and (2) someone will pay. By this reasoning Fedora discs should hit retail at around two grand apiece.

  12. Apple Genius Bars on FSF's "Defective By Design" Targets Apple Genius Bars · · Score: 1

    Do they contain nuts?

  13. Re:If Microsoft Produced Tron on Bootleg Tron 2 Trailer Is Out In the Wild · · Score: 1

    Ah. VMS, then.

  14. Re:If Microsoft Produced Tron on Bootleg Tron 2 Trailer Is Out In the Wild · · Score: 1

    Are you saying the original didn't take place in NT 4.0?

  15. Re:Encrypt on More Skype Back Door Speculation · · Score: 1

    You really think that there exists a practical attack on PGP-based cryptography?

    Are you a politician?

  16. Re:Yes, There are aliens... on Apollo 14 Moonwalker Claims Aliens Exist · · Score: 1

    And they are out there right now...

    Mowing my lawn and trimming my hedge

    Do they look strange to you?

  17. Re:who gives a fuck? on UOF Vies to Be a Third Contender in ODF–OOXML Battle · · Score: 5, Funny

    \begin{comment}
    \begin{quote}
    This whole wordprocessor thing has gone from the from the sublime to the ridiculous.
    \end{quote}
    What's a `word processor'?
    \end{comment}

  18. Re:Expensive on Inside the Lego Factory · · Score: 1

    Yes. Having "played" with LEGO for many, many years, I have yet to encounter a malformed piece or one with burrs or other moulding artifacts.

  19. THE NOISE! on Inside the Lego Factory · · Score: 1

    And I thought the sound of a Lego factory was the jaunty music of plucked strings and xylophones. How my illusions have been shattered.

  20. Re:Number crunching on Texas To Build $4.93B Wind-Power Project · · Score: 1

    You know that Texas hasn't used an electric chair since 1977, right?

    Yeah, but then the gag kinda loses its edge somewhat.

  21. Number crunching on Texas To Build $4.93B Wind-Power Project · · Score: 2, Funny

    The lines can handle 18,500 megawatts of power, enough for 3.7 million homes on a hot day when air-conditioners are running.

    As we're talking about Texas here, can somebody convert that into a unit its governors will understand — i.e., number of electric chair activations?

  22. Re:And the cover up on UK PM's Aide Loses BlackBerry In Chinese Honeytrap · · Score: 1

    Or is "attractive Shanghai woman" a British idiom for "prostitute"?

    No.

    I'd say it's more of a euphemism.

  23. Re:This seems to be a recurring problem. on UK PM's Aide Loses BlackBerry In Chinese Honeytrap · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "Those silly citizens have no idea what the word 'privacy' means anymore. Like it's something that we can't snoop into."

    Luckily, some of us do know what it means these days — privacy means two very large prime numbers.

  24. Re:No worries on RHN Bind Update Brings Down RHEL Named · · Score: 0, Troll

    I don't need to worry about that, I run Debian

    Ah, well then, you just keep on rolling them dice, OK?

  25. Re:I think this is the first time I've heard... on Apple Suit Demands That Psystar Recall OpenMacs · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well, the "u" and "h" keys are right next to each other...