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  1. Re:Go ChatZilla ! (apologies to Blue Oyster Cult) on Does Shareware X-Chat for Windows Violate the GPL? · · Score: 1

    "Oh, no! X-Chat has got to go! Go, go, ChatZilla!"

  2. Establish Prior Art on New Robots and the Ten Ethical Laws Of Robotics · · Score: 1

    Let me be the first to establish... the TWO laws of ethical robotics!

    10 KILL 1 HUMAN
    20 GOTO 10

  3. Re:Bets are on... on OS Stats Removed From Google's Zeitgeist · · Score: 1

    Google is developing their own OS. Anyone want to provide the odds?

    If Google does this, Microsoft will feel threatened and attempt to build an OS of their very own!

  4. Never! on Is the 80 Columns Limit Dead? · · Score: 4, Funny

    If we don't format our code to 80 columns, then how will we maintain back-compatibility with IBM punch cards?!

  5. Ingres? on CA Dangles $1M Bounty for Ingres Conversion Tools · · Score: 5, Funny

    [the idea being, obviously, to convert to Ingres, rather than away from it]

    Otherwise, they'd call it Egress...

  6. Re:I know this is dumb/offtopic but... on Slackware Chooses X.org Server Over XFree86 · · Score: 1

    "Based on" implies a fork... after all, X.org itself is "based on" XFree86 4.3.

  7. What's a "Sexual Envelope" ? on New E3-Shown Games Push Sexual Envelope · · Score: 1

    Is that where you keep French Letters?

  8. Thank goodness on Ninja Gaiden Censored For European Release · · Score: 1

    With such alert and sensitive censors, Europe may never have to witness a single decapitation! ;-)

  9. Hmmm... on Enterprise IM? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    When someone using Jsf72672@aol.com (a throwaway address if ever there was one) starts posting about some wonderful product he "found", it's almost certainly a company representative astroturfing, or trolling for hits.

    No offense intended if this "Jsf72672" is a real person's usual moniker, but it seems a bit suspicious. Caveat emptor.

  10. Recursive harm on Rewrites Considered Harmful? · · Score: 1

    '"Considered Harmful" is Considered Harmful' is Considered Harmful.

  11. Re:At my company on Why Such Unimaginative Nomenclature? · · Score: 1

    Not unless your "company" was the Dilbert strip from August 1, 1994. :P

  12. Re:Let me quote Nelson Muntz, on Record Labels May Have to Pay Double Royalties · · Score: 1

    Ah, the good word? Or should that be translated as the right word?

    While we did sometimes watch French cartoons, even the Simpsons translated into French in class, I really don't remember him having had his catchphrase translated into something that ... wussy.

    At least they didn't make it "I surrender" or something... ;)


    No, no. In a recent season of the English language Simpsons, there's an episode in which Nelson actually says the above in response to a retort by Bart. It's completely out of character, sort of like when Homer says something hillariously smart (e.g. "Young lady, in this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!")

  13. Re:Let me quote Nelson Muntz, on Record Labels May Have to Pay Double Royalties · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Nelson: Ah, le mot juste!

  14. Re:Buying a Maxtor HD on What is the Worst Tech Mistake You Ever Made? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Thing failed in less than a year, taking all of my music with it; 5 years of dorky industrial music, recently copied over from a huge stack of ZIP disks. 100 songs.

    So in essence you're saying that Maxtor hard drives are bad for maintaining data integrity, but excellent for protecting data quality! ;)

  15. Re:A small one on What is the Worst Tech Mistake You Ever Made? · · Score: 1

    Technically it's the company's fault for having a keyboard and monitor attached to a server. :-)

  16. Re:One time... on What is the Worst Tech Mistake You Ever Made? · · Score: 1

    That's gonna be one messed up kid.

    "No, sweetie, Daddy didn't leave; he just doesn't exist... now quit raiding the fridge and get back to work, you parasite!"

  17. Re:ah.... on Black Holes No More -- Introducing the Gravastar · · Score: 2, Funny

    The /dev/null that can be comprehended is not the eternal /dev/null.

  18. Re:After a quick R of TFA ... on Is WiFi Access Worth $10/hour? · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... so the actual thrust of your complaint has to deal with the fact that, in places that aren't the United States, WiFi is traditionally charged for?

    Traditionally? That's preposterous. The last of the traditional WiFi clans were wiped out in the 1300s by the Black Plague, leaving the world without free wireless Internet access for nearly seven centuries. Truly those were dark times. :'-(

    The practice of charging for WiFi access dates back to the early 15th century, as Genoese and Venetian merchants took to the seas with wireless NICs and Access Points, handcrafted in northern Italy.

    It has been speculated that Napoleon's European campaigns were in fact motivated by his deep and abiding anger at the poor WiFi reception he got in Parisian coffee shops, due to his diminutive height.

    He took his armies all over Europe, looking for that one sweet hotspot where he could sit quietly and download porn.

    The British picked up on this, and set up a giant Access Point to lure the would-be conqueror to Waterloo, a strategem invented by General Lu Meng during the Wu dynasty. The rest, as they say, is history.

  19. Re:source code escrow not very useful on Source Code Escrow · · Score: 1

    Worst comes to worst you can take the code and outsorce it to some indian company to do something with it. ;)

    Indian Company: Hello, source code. Back into escrow you go!

    (Ahh, another day, another problem solved. :-)

  20. Re:When wil they learn? on Jodrell Bank Telescope Gets No Signal From Beagle · · Score: 4, Funny

    Try 1 for 1, not counting Beagle or the current Spirit and Opportunity probes.

    Shh... don't jinx it. It'd be tragic to see Spirit crushed, and Opportunity lost. ;-)

  21. Re:goodness gracious me! on Bollywood Embraces Kazaa Movie Downloads · · Score: 2

    You have similar cheeziness factors, recurring themes (boy meets/loses girl and singing and dancing in one, "you killed my father..." and fighting in the other), and so on. It's good fun actually...

    Hallo! My name is Sandeep Montoya! You killed my father... prepare to SING!

  22. Re:Easy! on Making Antibubbles in Beer from Belgium · · Score: 4, Funny

    That's how they make "Lite" beer. ;)

  23. Re:FORTRAN? on Oldest Supported Software? · · Score: 1

    C++! Java!! Pleasant for WHOM to use?

    I specifically said "and some that aren't". C++ and Java suffer because they haven't appropriated enough from Lisp (such as dynamic typing!). I swore off C++ a year ago, and have been vastly happier since. :-)

  24. Re:FORTRAN? on Oldest Supported Software? · · Score: 1

    Almost any influence COBOL and FORTRAN may have had on programming languages, and certainly any good influence they've had, has been as cautionary examples. ;-)

  25. Re:FORTRAN? on Oldest Supported Software? · · Score: 1

    Asshole. You're disparaging it simply by calling it LISP. It's lisp these days, doofus. Bet you think it's interpreted and only has one data type, too.

    LISP was an actual implementation (i.e. LISP 1.5). "Lisp" is the Lisp family of programming languages. "A Lisp" refers to a single member of said family. CL is Common Lisp, which is several good Lisps mashed into one giant unholy hybrid. If a CL partisan refers to Common Lisp simply as "Lisp", smack him.

    Now that's how to start a language flamewar! :-D