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New Robots and the Ten Ethical Laws Of Robotics

Roland Piquepaille writes "The robotics actuality is pretty rich these days. Besides the fighting robots of Robo-One and the flying microrobots from Epson (the best picture is at Ananova), here are some the latest intriguing news in robotics. In Japan, Yoshiyuki Sankai has built a robot suit, called Hybrid Assistive Limb-3 (or HAL-3), designed to help disabled or elderly people. In the U.S., Ohio State University is developing a robotic tomato harvester for the J.F. Kennedy Space Center while Northrop Grumman received $1 billion from the Pentagon to build a new robotic fighter. I kept the best for the end. A Californian counselor has just patented the ten ethical laws of robotics. A good read for a Sunday, if you can understand what he means. This summary only focuses on HAL-3 and one of the most incredible patents I've ever seen, so please read the above articles for more information about the other subjects."

364 comments

  1. When I was a kid robot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    All we had were 3 laws, and we liked them... because not liking them violated them.

    1. Re:When I was a kid robot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh oh, Michael is posting articles from the Trolland Picknose weblog again. Geez, Roland, get a life!

    2. Re:When I was a kid robot by mog007 · · Score: 1

      LUCKY! Back in MY robot days, we had TWO LAWS!

      0: There will be 0
      1: There will be 1

      And we were THANKFUL.

    3. Re:When I was a kid robot by madmancarman · · Score: 1
      And we were THANKFUL.

      Is that 0 or 1?

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    4. Re:When I was a kid robot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's 01000111011...2

    5. Re:When I was a kid robot by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      Binary 0 based robots.

      Rule 0:
      Rule 1:
      Rule 10:

      of course

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  2. The first 3.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    1. Protect humans from the terrible secret of space.
    2. ????
    3. Profit. :)

    1. Re:The first 3.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      push the humans down the stairs

    2. Re:The first 3.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. Protect humans from the terrible secret of space.

      Do you have stairs?

    3. Re:The first 3.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      push the humans down the stairs
      Pak chooi UNF!

    4. Re:The first 3.... by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 1

      We need more intelligent leadership. Robot for President!

    5. Re:The first 3.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Grandma? Noooeeezzzzz!

  3. Patents, *grumble grumble* by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 5, Insightful

    A Californian counselor has just patented the ten ethical laws of robotics.

    Does this mean I'm free to create an open-source psychopath mass-murdering robot?

    Also, I think perhaps there's prior art on 3 of the 10 patented laws... Might have to do some research here...

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    1. Re:Patents, *grumble grumble* by cmowire · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well, given that this dude's patent is about as insightful as all of the vacuum energy, prepetual motion, and other cranks that people have slipped under the nose of the patent office, I don't think the field of ethical robotics has a problem... ;)

    2. Re:Patents, *grumble grumble* by Tablizer · · Score: 5, Funny

      Does this mean I'm free to create an open-source psychopath mass-murdering robot?

      Prior art: politician

    3. Re:Patents, *grumble grumble* by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 2, Funny

      Prior art: politician

      Politicians can't be defined as robots. Robots obey those who own them, politicians stop obeying the people once they're elected.

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    4. Re:Patents, *grumble grumble* by cmowire · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Ummm..

      Robots obey those who own them.

      Politicians also obey those who own them. We do not own our politicians, large corporations do. ;)

    5. Re:Patents, *grumble grumble* by Eudial · · Score: 1

      Does this mean I'm free to create an open-source psychopath mass-murdering robot?

      Who beats the rush and gets to register OpenHAL9000 and FreeSHODAN over at sourceforge?

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    6. Re:Patents, *grumble grumble* by nwbvt · · Score: 4, Insightful
      " Also, I think perhaps there's prior art on 3 of the 10 patented laws... Might have to do some research here..."

      It will never stand in court. The concept of ethical laws dictating behavior dates to before Socrates, let alone Asimov.

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    7. Re:Patents, *grumble grumble* by astar · · Score: 1

      This guy is a skinnarian. Probably wanted the patent so he could better peddle psuedo-science for fun and profit. But Skinner did do well at describing the behavior of machines, as opposed to humans, so there is a certain twisty logic here. In fact, a lot of AI still is fundamentally consistent with Skinner.

    8. Re:Patents, *grumble grumble* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      LaMuth was covered previously on Slashdot, and his theories and patent seem bogus once you get below the surface bafflegab. He does not formally and properly define the terms he uses in his rules. As a result, his purported rules contain holes. Rule V: " As spiritual authority, I will pursue the romantic ideal by upholding the civil liberties (providence, liberty, civility, and austerity) to the exclusion of the corresponding vices (prodigality, slavery, vulgarity, and cruelty).

      Well, not all these 'corresponding' items map as antitheses. liberty vs slavery, ok; civility vs vulgarity, not exactly, it's a badly defined antipair; austerity vs prodigality, ok; but providence versus cruelty? One definition of providence (not given by LaMuth) is 'God's working behind the scenes to produce the results to accomplish His will.' Another definition is 'God's will and foresight'. Pardon me, but is the USPO granting patents involving religious terms? The rest of LaMuth's rules have similar vaguenesses and flaws.

      What I want to know is how the Patent Office can be so retarded as to grant this credence. if you examine the elaborate theories set down by people with certain mental disorders, they resemble this scheme. My point being, it looks like the Patent Office is giving bogus unrigorous patents to the mentally ill. There's no excuse for that.

    9. Re:Patents, *grumble grumble* by Donny+Smith · · Score: 1

      >Does this mean I'm free to create an open-source psychopath mass-murdering robot?

      If that will be the result of your own research into robot ethics, better don't design anything.

      In other words, you're free to design your own one or 50 laws of robotics - after all, variety is always good. And you can also use the Asimov's laws.

      While it's unethical for a Protestant to accept bribe, it isn't so for some other religions, or in certain countries.

    10. Re:Patents, *grumble grumble* by NetSettler · · Score: 1
      Does this mean I'm free to create an open-source psychopath mass-murdering robot?

      No. It means the patent author is trying to encourage you to do so (by creating an economic barrier to your use of his ethical guidelines.)

      As such, the fact that the patent was filed at all is probably a proof that the patent was done by a person, rather than a machine--at least one imprinted with this sense of ethics.

      Surely a properly encoded sense of justice, grace, charity and decency, dignity and integrity, concern as to effects, and general sense of magnanimity would imply that if you actually knew how to explain in clear terms to people how they might reliably understand the incredible subtleties of ethics, which have eluded philosophers for ages, that it would be dishonorable, hypocritical, an clear display of one or more of (a) avarice & arguable antagonism, (b) foolishness and caprice, or (c) indifference, bordering on malice, to claim that only those people prepared to pay you money should be permitted to exercise your amazing and long-awaited insight into ethical evaluation.

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    11. Re:Patents, *grumble grumble* by ErikZ · · Score: 4, Funny

      Oh god. I can see the college courses now:

      ROB101: The 46 basic laws of robotics
      ROB201: The 368 kluge laws of robotics
      ROB301: Self defense against unstable machine lifeforms.

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    12. Re:Patents, *grumble grumble* by Echnin · · Score: 1

      But it's ON THE INT... wait. IN A ROBOT!

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    13. Re:Patents, *grumble grumble* by bhima · · Score: 2, Interesting
      While I get your point (and mostly agree with it)

      I think it is a grievous insult to Skinner as he was a serious scientist and the line of investigation that bears his name still is meaningful and interesting.

      John LaMuth at best is some sort of freaky delusional Californian and worst is money grubbing opportunist. This is not science; it's unworthy of a patent and is simply one of hundreds of examples of capitalism at its worst that appear to pour out of America and American politicians today.

      Wow, it's awful early in the morning for me to start ranting but I suppose patents is a worthy topic!

      oh... and I did RTFA that's what got me riled up!

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    14. Re:Patents, *grumble grumble* by john_smith_45678 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And far left special interest groups like labor unions, environmental extremists, trial lawyers, etc. own Democrat politicians.

    15. Re:Patents, *grumble grumble* by Halo1 · · Score: 1
      Also, I think perhaps there's prior art on 3 of the 10 patented laws...
      The laws themselves have not been patented, "only" the principle of an AI with a concept of ethics is covered by the claims.
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    16. Re:Patents, *grumble grumble* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      didn't we learn the first time we named a robot HAL?

    17. Re:Patents, *grumble grumble* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Robots obey those who own them"

      Unless that would violate laws 1 or 2 [instructions of any human]

    18. Re:Patents, *grumble grumble* by nine-times · · Score: 1
      It will never stand in court. The concept of ethical laws dictating behavior dates to before Socrates, let alone Asimov.

      And, is it just me, or weren't both authors (Plato and Asimov) trying to display the difficulty in simplifying "ethics" into just "following rules"? Plato's a little trickier, but don't Asimov's robots usually end up running amok? And all these stories have done is inspire people to come up with more rules?

    19. Re:Patents, *grumble grumble* by nwbvt · · Score: 1
      I'm not sure Asimov would agree that his robots were "running amok", after all don't they end up saving the world in "Prelude to Foundation"?

      Kant thought all of morality could be summed up in one logical rule. Sounds easier to code than this guy's ten.

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    20. Re:Patents, *grumble grumble* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can patent a pencils' eraser without having patented the pencil. As it is unlikely Socrates was talking about robots, ethical laws for humans is not prior art.

  4. avatar by gl4ss · · Score: 5, Funny

    so.. that's 8 virtues, what two did the guy add?-)

    "don't kill, don't crap on the table"?

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    1. Re:avatar by gl4ss · · Score: 3, Insightful

      hate to reply to myself but another thing:

      is he seriously thinking the things(ai needing a set of ethics, or capable of following them) will be implemented before the patent expires, and how the hell can he hold it(patent) if he can't even build one?

      (like the car patent, wouldn't this get eventually busted in court?)

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  5. The Link to the robot suit by dj_cel · · Score: 5, Funny

    The company is called CYBERDYNE INC, hello people, it's 2004. Just 25 years till judgement day. If you saw Terminator 3 you know its innevitable also. Lets all move to a bunker!

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    1. Re:The Link to the robot suit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not only that, but they invented HAL!! Too bad it was at a university in Japan rather than at UIUC.

      Though, It does appear that they're confusing evil robots with evil computers, at least as far as naming goes. But wait... This is Japan we're talking about? This might make some sense.

    2. Re:The Link to the robot suit by emil.ede · · Score: 1

      Just a little while ago parent post was modded interesting. Now THAT'S "5, Funny" :) We obviously need a new way to meta-moderate!

  6. the little flyingones by soimless · · Score: 1

    i think the little flying ones should be sold as toys. i know i would buy them

    1. Re:the little flyingones by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      Well, if they were cheap enough, they should sell the robot fighters as toys too. I'd buy them.

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  7. Good thing Moses didn't have tablet lawyers by Tablizer · · Score: 5, Funny

    A Californian counselor has just patented the ten ethical laws of robotics.

    11. Don't patent ethics laws.

    1. Re:Good thing Moses didn't have tablet lawyers by TheGavster · · Score: 1

      If you have to patent your ethics laws, you've already lost.

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    2. Re:Good thing Moses didn't have tablet lawyers by Bastian · · Score: 1

      But if Moses had, he probably would have been smart enough to follow the following Law of Patenting:

      #32b: Don't get a 10-year patent on an invention that probably won't be usable for at least another 20 years.

      He also forgot to follow the first Law of Creating Ethical Laws for Robots

      #1: Ethical laws that make use of imprecise language are completely up to the interpretation of the user.

      Corollary: If an agent (including a robot) can bizarro-fy a given system of ethics, it will. (cf: Muslim fundamentalists, Christian fundamentalists, anybody who has anything to do with business or business ethics, etc.)

    3. Re:Good thing Moses didn't have tablet lawyers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder what it would be like in the old days if the patent law was as bad as today.

      Patent Clerk: Can I help you?

      Newton: Umm, yeah. I have these 3 laws I like to patent. It's going to make me stinking rich since nobody will be able to not violate my laws. Bwahh hah hah!

      Patent Clerk: Okay, let see if there are prior arts.
      (10 minutes later)
      Patent Clerk: It seems that the universe has applied your so-called laws since the beginning of time, so naturally, your patent application for the laws of motion is granted. Congratulations, sir! And that would be three thousand pounds.

    4. Re:Good thing Moses didn't have tablet lawyers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too late. I have already filed patents on democratic decision making, the rule of law, the principle of freedom, and restorative and distributive justice.

      The US will not get a license, and I will see to it that all patent-infringing institutions in the US are dismantled.

  8. Rules of Robotics....psssh by celeritas_2 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The rules of robotics are just another form of computer security, and we all know how well that works. No matter how secure, how deeply coded, the rules are, the only way to have robots that don't have the capability to hurt people is to not make robots at all.

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    1. Re:Rules of Robotics....psssh by NanoGator · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "No matter how secure, how deeply coded, the rules are, the only way to have robots that don't have the capability to hurt people is to not make robots at all."

      Agreed. We'd also have fewer car accidents if we never made cars at all.

      *patiently waits for his insightful mod*

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    2. Re:Rules of Robotics....psssh by Roland+Piquepaille · · Score: 1

      The rules of robotics are just another form of computer security

      The rules of social behavior amongst humans, what we call "ethics", is also a form of "human security". I believe ethics are a set of self-imposed rules that people follow, that's nearly engraved in the human brain, simply because if they didn't follow them, the race would destroy itself. Evidence of this is in psychopathic individuals: they destroy a lot and society (people) go out of its way to stop them, not because it's rational, but because it finds what psychopaths do shocking. But the result is the same - the human race' self-preservation.

      Robots on the other hand, when they evolve enough to be truly sentient, won't have millions of years of evolution behind them, and therefore will need some form of safeguard to avoid killing themselves (and us humans, but that may not be their priority in the end). But I'm not sure there's a need to code it into their "brains" in the form of ethics, like us biological entities. Surely some simple coding rules would suffice, and surely they don't need the emotional-ladden "ethics" we use to obey them.

    3. Re:Rules of Robotics....psssh by Have+Blue · · Score: 1

      Alternatively, we could make the robots not *want* to hurt people. But it will be a very long time before that's feasible.

    4. Re:Rules of Robotics....psssh by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      True ... if nothing else when the robot's batteries run down he could fall over on somebody.

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    5. Re:Rules of Robotics....psssh by mallmall · · Score: 1

      Joshua: Greetings, Professor Falken.

      Stephen Falken: Hello, Joshua.

      Joshua: A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

      How about a nice game of chess?

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    6. Re:Rules of Robotics....psssh by spikefruit · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Yeah, accidents would decrease at least two percent.

      That's another thing about security though, if we decide to ban cars now, you'd find enthusiasts still making them. Just like with illegal drugs and prohibition way back when. Then again, it's much more difficult to hide a car than to hide a few bags and a bottle.

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    7. Re:Rules of Robotics....psssh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's also orders of magnitude more difficult to make even a primitive car than it is to make moonshine.

    8. Re:Rules of Robotics....psssh by celeritas_2 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Stairs kill lots of people too, and they're about as smart as your average politician. I'm not too worried about your lawn bot turning evil and cutting off people's toes, I'm more worried about a human turning evil and telling it to, becuase it will be hundreds of years (maybe never) before we have computers that do what they're told not to. Note the difference between not doing what it's told (software bugs) and sentient software that can't be told anything (maybe a sentient virus rampaging on tetrahertz processors infecting Outlook 21)

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    9. Re:Rules of Robotics....psssh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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    10. Re:Rules of Robotics....psssh by NetSettler · · Score: 1

      No matter how secure, how deeply coded, the rules are, the only way to have robots that don't have the capability to hurt people is to not make robots at all.

      Ah. Thanks for clarifying this! I was having trouble figuring out the angle for patenting this, since it doesn't look like the thing can be built and the only other reason might be harass infringers. I just couldn't figure out who the infringers might be.

      Maybe all of us not building robots are the infringers, since we're the ones with the correct implementations. Perhaps we can each protect ourselves from suit by moving quickly to create unethical robots... then the patent author will finally be happy and society will be safe (from lawsuits, anyway).

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    11. Re:Rules of Robotics....psssh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *patiently waits for his funny mod*

    12. Re:Rules of Robotics....psssh by Scarblac · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The rules of robotics are just another form of computer security, and we all know how well that works.

      No, the "rules of robotics" are a plot device, created by a science fiction author to create interesting stories around.

      You didn't actually think they had anything to do with real AI research, did you?

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    13. Re:Rules of Robotics....psssh by tekunokurato · · Score: 1

      I kinda disagree with you there. Asimov took a serious crack at coming up with a set of rules which would need to be implemented in order to make robots safe and useful, and then (like any good hacker) set about finding ways to break them; to prove that any system is inherently insecure. Obviously the laws are used as plot devices, but they weren't created solely so that he could create interesting stories, but so that he could explore something that hadn't been explored before. That theme is true throughout asimov's work, and also through the work of most of the best Scifi authors out there.

    14. Re:Rules of Robotics....psssh by Scarblac · · Score: 1

      Asimov took a serious crack at coming up with a set of rules which would need to be implemented in order to make robots safe and useful,

      If he took a serious crack, he wouldn't have come up with so many ways in which his laws are flawed. He knew the whole approach was wrong. He doesn't have success stories showing how well his laws work, only stories that show why they won't.

      And they aren't needed anyway. Robots are machines. Most people who are afraid of robots attacking humans for "freedom" and so on are thinking too anthropomorphically.

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    15. Re:Rules of Robotics....psssh by tilleyrw · · Score: 1

      Most people who are afraid of robots attacking humans for "freedom" and so on are thinking too anthropomorphically.

      But what happens when, as in the movie, the robot had intellectually evolved to the point where it was a self-aware entity capable of independent action?

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    16. Re:Rules of Robotics....psssh by tekunokurato · · Score: 1

      You've obviously completely missed the implied humanity in Asimov's robots. I mean, have you READ the stories? Like I said, Asimov did some exploring and in essence showed that a moralistically-requiring system could not successfully enslave intelligent creatures. Obviously you missed all this, though, so I really don't know why I'm arguing with you.

    17. Re:Rules of Robotics....psssh by kabocox · · Score: 1

      We'd also have fewer car accidents if we never made cars at all.

      How many car accidents a year would we be having if we never made cars at all?

    18. Re:Rules of Robotics....psssh by Scarblac · · Score: 1

      But what happens when, as in the movie, the robot had intellectually evolved to the point where it was a self-aware entity capable of independent action?

      Yes, what happens then?

      If we assume it's some sort of goal-oriented AI, it will keep pursuing the same goals. Because that's what it's programmed to do. It can change itself, recode itself, whatever - but it'll do so to get closer to those goals. Its "self" isn't special to it. A self-aware super traffic regulation robot that controls the actions of every car on the planet is interested in those cars, not in itself.

      That's what I mean with thinking anthropomorphically - just because we're evolved pack animals that have things like survival instinct, rivalries, lust for power etc doesn't mean a computer program magically gets them when it has the ability to analyze itself.

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    19. Re:Rules of Robotics....psssh by Scarblac · · Score: 1

      Like I said, Asimov did some exploring and in essence showed that a moralistically-requiring system could not successfully enslave intelligent creatures.

      Using the word "enslave" shows you think of robots as being similar to humans. A computer program, no matter how intelligent and self-aware, has no built-in dislike of being used, unless that's programmed in. If you claim that they would, please give details on the exact process that would suddenly give them this dislike.

      Anyway, we agree that the main point of Asimov's stories is to show that the rules wouldn't work - if you have a robot that wants to be free, something went very wrong earlier in the process.

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  9. The problem with robot ethics by argoff · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ... is that there is alot of reason to believe that it is impossible to have the intelligence to be ethical without also having what is best described as free will. (or non deterministic intelligence)

    1. Re:The problem with robot ethics by cmowire · · Score: 1

      Indeed.

      However, the biggest problem with robotic ethics is that it all presupposes that we can create a machine that actually demonstrates non-deterministic intelligence in the first place.

      And, if and when we do, it also presupposes that we have the option of controlling what ethics are programmed in to it.

      I'm a belever in the Accident AI theory of artificial intelligence that says that if we do create a useful non-deterministic intelligence, it will be by accident and will make everybody who tries to make it happen again look really stupid.

    2. Re:The problem with robot ethics by zors · · Score: 1

      Well, if i've learned anything from Johnny Five, it's that lighnting is made of souls.

      IF that helps at all in the search for accidental AI. Err...indirectly...i guess... ... ... ...

    3. Re:The problem with robot ethics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's your basis for saying such a thing? As far as I can tell, you've just lumped "can understand ethics" together with "has free will" for no apparent reason. They are clearly different things, and I see no basis for assuming they are inextricably bound together.

    4. Re:The problem with robot ethics by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      ".. is that there is alot of reason to believe that it is impossible to have the intelligence to be ethical without also having what is best described as free will. (or non deterministic intelligence)"

      Depends on how you define ethical. Is ethical something the robot comes up with on his own, or are his ethics based on the programmer's definition of ethics? In the latter case, no, the robot would not need free will to act ethically.

      I have a feeling, though, that I'm splitting hairs more than to your liking. Ethics to a robot, in my opinion, is a matter of task prioritization. That prioritization could be defined without the robot's ability to really realize what is ethical or not.

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    5. Re:The problem with robot ethics by utexaspunk · · Score: 1

      define free will, please. as best as i can tell, people don't have free will. it's a holdout from dualistic religious thinking that imagined an ethereal "spirit" that was "free" to control one's body.

      surely developments in science over the past 100 years have suggested that this is hardly the case. check out the work of b.f. skinner. he makes a pretty clear and convincing scientific argument that there is no "ghost in the machine", but that it's all just learned behavior. we have certain biological responses that reward and punish behavior, and then through our experiences we build more complex systems of reward and punishment that define our behavior. sure, it's extremely complex. chaotic, even. but it doesn't just happen for no reason, which is what you basically suggest when you imply free will.

    6. Re:The problem with robot ethics by YoJ · · Score: 1

      What are the reasons to believe it is impossible to have the intelligence to be ethical without having something akin to free will? I'm not an expert in ethics or AI, but I would say there is no reason to believe one can't understand ethics without free will. A more plausible statement might be that one cannot have any intelligence without free will, but this raises all kinds of controversial philosophical issues. Just focusing on ethics, it seems entirely reasonable that one could encode a standard system of ethics formally into a program. The only "free will" issue seems to come up if the ethical system is ambiguous or contradictory. Then the program would have to non-deterministically choose a resolution to the conflict.

    7. Re:The problem with robot ethics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Name something that can understand ethics that doesn't have free will, then. :)

    8. Re:The problem with robot ethics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      YOU HAVE FREE WILL! YOU HAVE NO OTHER CHOICE! Kallisti! Reason: Don't use so many caps. It's like yelling. I AM yelling, that's the point.

    9. Re:The problem with robot ethics by jimmars83 · · Score: 0

      A slave. Interestly enough, this is what you are trying to create when you make an intelligent robot without free will.

    10. Re:The problem with robot ethics by argoff · · Score: 1


      Just because something is non deterministic does not mean that it happened without reason. And assuming the premise that existence is deterministic is just as much taken on faith as assuming that it's non deterministic.

      In fact, at a philosophy level - you half to assume things, even if it is just to assume the premise that existence is rational.

    11. Re:The problem with robot ethics by argoff · · Score: 1


      I was going off of certain theories about how the human brain works (of which I am not an expert either) - but the theories proposed that its higher intelligence functions involve some type of quantum-mechanical process that by it's very nature can't be pre-determined.

    12. Re:The problem with robot ethics by William+Tanksley · · Score: 1

      Philosophers have been debating this for a LONG time, and I'm finding myself more on the side that says that it's possible to be ethical/unethical without a "free will".

      NDI means one of two things: either the mind's reasoning isn't determined by the mind's history (temporal determinism), or the mind comes to conclusions without any use of logical data (logical determinism). The second meaning is absurd; therefore NDI must refer to the ability to reach conclusions independantly (or at least not entirely dependantly) of prior states of mind. This is a quite reasonable thing to require of someone; for example, an alcoholic deciding whether to have another beer is failing to have NDI, because regardless of the evidence and laws of logic, his decision is entirely determined by his brain's prior state.

      But the alcoholic is making just as unethical of a decision as any other; in fact, the alcoholic is perhaps worse, since because he's no longer free to make the right decision he's in some way intrinsically unethical.

      -Billy

    13. Re:The problem with robot ethics by utexaspunk · · Score: 1

      certainly- but to assume something is non-deterministic when there is plenty of evidence to suggest that it is deterministic is just silly. the whole of human learning has taken us from an entirely non-deterministic world, where we ascribed everything in our experience to mysterious and tempremental gods, to one that we mostly accept as being completely deterministic, yet most of us seem to think that this doesn't apply to ourselves. humans are somehow special and non-deterministic, despite being composed of matter and operating within this universe. at some point humans will have to face whatever it is that makes them afraid of accepting that their behavior is deterministic. only then will we really be able to control ourselves and break out of these destructive patterns that plague our daily lives.

    14. Re:The problem with robot ethics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Faulty logic. You may as well say "name something that can understand ethics that doesn't have skin". Voila, robots will now need skin before they can understand ethics, according to that logic.

    15. Re:The problem with robot ethics by Red+Pointy+Tail · · Score: 1


      There is no way of proving that humans are non-deterministic, 'free-will' could conceivably be preordained and therefore illusionary. Perhaps we are just so impossibly complex that it seems that way, but everything can still be deterministic.

    16. Re:The problem with robot ethics by michaeltoe · · Score: 1
      Save your breath... so many people fall into that trap of thinking.

      "Well gee... I have free will, right? We _know_ that much... and we know that this stapler doesn't!"

      That is the only real thought put into it, and it's as stupid as it seems.

    17. Re:The problem with robot ethics by Jonti · · Score: 1

      define free will, please.

      OK, here's an information theory type definition: The ability to create information

      and from behaviourism:
      an organism can be said to show freewill if its behaviour is uncomputable (and not merely random)

    18. Re:The problem with robot ethics by Zen+Punk · · Score: 0

      But how do you establish that a certain set of behaviours is organized or non-random if it is not computable?

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    19. Re:The problem with robot ethics by utexaspunk · · Score: 1

      how do you know it's uncomputable? define computable, anyway- are we talking readily computable in real-time by a human? what if i can compute the response 5 weeks after the fact with a supercomputer? does it still have free will? and my computer creates tons of information- does it have free will?

  10. What's in a name? by avalys · · Score: 4, Funny

    Sankai said he hopes to introduce HAL-3 on the market around autumn through his venture firm, Cyberdyne Inc.

    Oh man, imagine how funny it would be if...never mind.

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    1. Re:What's in a name? by commodoresloat · · Score: 2, Funny

      Was that in reference to HAL or Cyberdyne?

    2. Re:What's in a name? by Anonymous+Writer · · Score: 5, Funny

      Cyberdyne and HAL? That's a bit twisted. That's like naming a pacemaker model "Dr. Kevorkian".

    3. Re:What's in a name? by Blic · · Score: 3, Funny

      And, as many have mentioned, Carmack really should have named his rocket company Union Aerospace Corporation. I mean, how cool would that be? =)

    4. Re:What's in a name? by moosesocks · · Score: 1

      Lets see... company named Cyberdyne Inc. makes suit to assist the elederly.

      It therefore goes to reason that the Dept. of Homeland Security had the right idea in terms of passenger screening as seen in the next consecutive slashdot article: Defending The Skies Against Congress And The Elderly.

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    5. Re:What's in a name? by DoktorGonzo · · Score: 1

      Makes me wonder if it's fair game to name a corporation after a fictional one. I always wanted to start up the Soylent Corporation, you know. Maybe I could manufacture low-carb snacks. "It's Atkins-friendly, but it's PEOPLE!"

  11. Oh, the irony by Jailbrekr · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The very act of patenting the ten laws of robotics goes completly against the laws which were patented.

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    1. Re:Oh, the irony by cmowire · · Score: 5, Funny

      Indeed. I'm going out and creating a killing robot right now. I'll claim that it's a killing robot because I couldn't afford to license his patent. ;)

    2. Re:Oh, the irony by Ricwot · · Score: 1

      Not necessarily, as the robots described won't be built until the patents expire, it's an effective way of getting the information in to the public domain.

    3. Re:Oh, the irony by phek · · Score: 1

      sorry, but I've already patented the kill-bot

    4. Re:Oh, the irony by cmowire · · Score: 1

      Dude, there's prior art a'plenty from bad 60s science fiction. ;)

    5. Re:Oh, the irony by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      Do you really mean that the act of patenting is inconsistent with the patented laws, or that you personally feel that all patents are unethical?

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    6. Re:Oh, the irony by Joe+Tie. · · Score: 1

      Be sure to send your activated killbot to the guy, with a nice note explaining why for legal purposes he will not be able to flip the 'evil' switch off.

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    7. Re:Oh, the irony by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      Well, as patent holder, he could just yell something like "Ok, you can have a licence!!!"" while flipping the switch...

  12. Obviously... by -kertrats- · · Score: 2, Informative

    This cursory system of safeguards...remains simplistic in its dictates, leaving open the specific details for implementing such a system
    Well, obviously the specific details have to be left open, or a robot wouldn't be able to operate efficiently because of the strict rigor of their rules. In fact, even with 3 (or 4, depending on whether you count the Zeroth law), Asimov's Olivaw character (and others at other points) are severely limited by even the 3 'open' laws.

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    1. Re:Obviously... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The person who origionaly posted the story probly should probably make note to call the aircraft remote controled not robotic, because the first is a h*ll of a lot easier then the second considering the carrier landing capability

    2. Re:Obviously... by celeritas_2 · · Score: 1

      The more complex a system is, the easier it is to break that system. An incomplete system that is secure and fails well is always better than a more complete system that's brittle.

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    3. Re:Obviously... by Tablizer · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Based on the movie, just ammend the Asimov laws with #4: "Don't try to save humanity from itself". Maybe bump it up to #2 or #1.

    4. Re:Obviously... by Tango42 · · Score: 1

      It would have to be number one to work.

    5. Re:Obviously... by flossie · · Score: 1
      Based on the movie, just ammend the Asimov laws with #4: "Don't try to save humanity from itself". Maybe bump it up to #2 or #1.

      Asimov's 3 laws of robotics would work pretty well. So well in fact, that the movie quickly dispensed with them and moved straight to the scenario where the rules have broken down rather than exploring the limitations of the rules themselves. Asimov did introduce the zeroeth law (protecting humanity) but not that quickly. I enjoyed the film as a film, but it didn't even come close to doing justice to Asimov's plots.

    6. Re:Obviously... by RobinH · · Score: 1

      Based on the movie, just ammend the Asimov laws with #4: "Don't try to save humanity from itself". Maybe bump it up to #2 or #1.

      I hate finding a program like that... where you can tell the programmer didn't know what s/he was doing, and just kept adding more code to try and make it work.

      I prefer short elegant solutions, because more people can understand and study them. If 3 rules won't work, I want a mathematical proof why it can't ever work with the possible set of 3 rules, and then I'll start looking at 4 rules. :-)

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  13. Re: Yeah, right. PTO screws up again by Oligonicella · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Having gone to his website and read his pap, I'll post this money quote:

    "It still remains to be determined, however, the best means towards programming these definitions into the AI format: particularly in light of the current trends involved in computer design."

    Basically, he buried some psuedo-scientific thoughts into legalese and then patented it without any idea as to how to implement same.

    One can certainly tell from the sloppy web-page that he has no idea of what he is doing.

    This patent is vapor-ware with a strong odor of crap.

  14. Movies become reality by cuteseal · · Score: 0

    So, movies become reality eh? *cough* sorry, I'm allergic to bull**** -------

  15. Making Money - in 17 Years, or Less by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 3, Insightful
    How does this guy expect to make money with this "invention"?

    More specifically, how does he plan to make money in the next 17 years? Are self-motivating robots closer than we think?

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    "It's the height of ridiculousness to say for those 9 lines you get hundreds of millions."
    1. Re:Making Money - in 17 Years, or Less by cmowire · · Score: 1

      I'm betting that he thinks that thinking robots are in the near future and he'll be able to figure out some way to point out that they violate his ethical code that he patented.

      In which case, I say "Dude, that's what they thought in the seventies." Where is the AI labs at Stanford and MIT now? ;)

      Or, he's just figuring that people will think he's intelligent or something and that he's an AI pundit instead of a family counseler.

    2. Re:Making Money - in 17 Years, or Less by Mr_Icon · · Score: 2, Funny

      Poor guy must think that casually dropping "I own a patent on the 10 laws of robot ethics" in a bar conversation will land him a date.

      He should have "Asked Slashdot" first, the idiot. Right, brothers?

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    3. Re:Making Money - in 17 Years, or Less by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1

      Actually, the US changed patent law in order to sync with the EU. Now patents last 20 years from filing.

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    4. Re:Making Money - in 17 Years, or Less by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      MIT's AI Lab is in the new Stata Center.

      Since you asked, I mean...

  16. Re: Yeah, right. PTO screws up again by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Basically, he buried some psuedo-scientific thoughts into legalese and then patented it without any idea as to how to implement same.

    The real question that nobody seems to ask is : HOW THE FUCK DOES THE USPTO EVEN CONSIDER SUCH APPLICATIONS?

    And a related side question is, how the fuck does the USPTO grant so many obvious/devious/retarded/nonsensical patents? I know they don't have Einsteins on the payroll to review them, but come on!...

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  17. 10 laws by ATAMAH · · Score: 0, Redundant

    According to the movie "I,Robot" (oh, and the book by Asimov too... ) there are only 3 laws. Its a joke. You can laugh now.

    1. Re:10 laws by flossie · · Score: 1
      10 laws. According to the movie "I,Robot" (oh, and the book by Asimov too... ) there are only 3 laws. Its a joke. You can laugh now

      Ternary mathematics (10 base 3 == 3 base 10)

    2. Re:10 laws by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no, it isn't and no i can't

    3. Re:10 laws by mjc_w · · Score: 1
      Obvious generalizations:
      1. If 1 < n < ten, 10 base n == n base ten.

      2. If 1 < n < m, 10 base n == n base m.
      Generalizations to multiple digits are left as an exercise to the exercisers.

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  18. That's right... by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

    Patent ethical robots and only patent lawyers will have ethical robots.

    1. Re:That's right... by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 2, Funny

      Patent ethical robots and only patent lawyers will have ethical robots.

      Hmm, that could be good: logically, robots belonging to lawyers would sooner or later obey their ethical programming and self-destruct as close as possible to their master.

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      "A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of" - Ogden Nash
  19. Re: Yeah, right. PTO screws up again by Oligonicella · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I agree with you, and did not pose the question because it seemed so self-evident to me. The PTO is peopled by retards.

  20. Now I Understand I Robot by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I see one small problem here. Just what happens if people don't want to license his patent from him for any of the myraid reasons people don't want to license patents:

    1: Manufacture robots anyway, taking care not to step on his patent.
    2: Sell your cheaper units (no royalities) on the competative market.
    3: PROFIT!
    4: Welcome to the I Robot future!!

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    "It's the height of ridiculousness to say for those 9 lines you get hundreds of millions."
  21. Company's name by stonda · · Score: 5, Funny

    didn't anyone get a little bit annoyed with news about robotics and a company called CYBERDYNE?

    1. Re:Company's name by NanoGator · · Score: 4, Funny

      "didn't anyone get a little bit annoyed with news about robotics and a company called CYBERDYNE?"

      Nope. I'm annoyed that fallout shelters are too expensive.

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      "Derp de derp."
    2. Re:Company's name by Ch_Omega · · Score: 1

      What about calling the suit HAL-3? Well, atleast it will take a while to reach model 9000.

  22. HAL 3 by elgatozorbas · · Score: 2, Funny

    What's in a name... Combining the robotic suit with Space Odyssey moreless gives you The Wrong Trousers.
    I cannot do that, Wallace...

    Z

  23. worthless too by twitter · · Score: 1
    does anyone think that corporate lawyers would pay a license for ethics?

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    1. Re:worthless too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh god, that is funny.

  24. Re: Yeah, right. PTO screws up again by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

    Hey, even the Swiss patent office had an Einstein.
    Can't the US do any better?

  25. Re: Yeah, right. PTO screws up again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While the actual implementation may be crap, the fact that a patent consist of 10 rules doesn't make it so.
    Basically, all patented mechinal contraptions work by reacting mechaincally to a mechanical input, with an unobvious link between input and reaction. Patents on electrical devices link input and output electrically.

    Now, a ruleset that accurately describes an information transformation should be treated the same. If that transformation is precisly worded and non-obvious, it deserves a patent. For patents, the subject shouldn't matter, whether it's mechanical energy or information.

  26. Do we really want paternalistic robots? by G4from128k · · Score: 4, Informative

    As much as I hate cigarette smoke, I'm not sure I want robots running around yanking cigarettes from people's mouths. After all, letting someone smoke would clearly be a violation of the "harm through inaction " law of robotics. Society already mandates the removal of too much personal risk and self-responsibility. The last thing we need is robots deciding what their human "masters" can and cannot do.

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    1. Re:Do we really want paternalistic robots? by NanoGator · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "As much as I hate cigarette smoke, I'm not sure I want robots running around yanking cigarettes from people's mouths. After all, letting someone smoke would clearly be a violation of the "harm through inaction " law of robotics."

      I doubt that'd happen in anything but a lab test. I Robot (the movie) touched on this. Take the laws to an extreme, and you'll get undesired behaviour. A robot wouldn't leave the lab if it ran around over-doing its job. There'd be a threshold set. There'd be a definition of harm set. There'd likely be incidents, but nothing like every robot ripping cigarettes out of peoples' mouthes.

      Do we really want paternalistic robots? The answer is "Yes, if they work." I'd like a robot to defend me in a mugging. I'd like a robot to come to my rescue in a car crash. I'd like a robot to stop my kid from running into the street. Why? Because I enjoy life. Anything that can be done to lessen the number of unpleasant surprises down the road is welcome.

      The neat thing about making a business of selling robots is that the greed surrounding the desire to make money will motivate robot manufacturers to make sure that their products don't piss me off.

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    2. Re:Do we really want paternalistic robots? by Saeger · · Score: 1
      Anything that can be done to lessen the number of unpleasant surprises down the road is welcome.

      Not everyone would want a Nanny robot to protect them from Shit-Happening. A bot to take care of mundane labor and run errands, sure, but not a Mommybot that makes sure you never get so much as a scatch on your head. What's the fun in that? A life with almost no risk? Yawn.

      After the latest hurricane I asked a few people to choose between putting up with the periodic fury of nature, or putting up with the same, safe weather, 365 days of the year. Most opted for the more exciting option.

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    3. Re:Do we really want paternalistic robots? by clambake · · Score: 1

      As much as I hate cigarette smoke, I'm not sure I want robots running around yanking cigarettes from people's mouths. After all, letting someone smoke would clearly be a violation of the "harm through inaction " law of robotics.

      But then again, if you did rip the butts from thier mouths, they might feel bad or depressed that they are not in control of thier own actions, thus harming them even more psycologically... Oh no! Paradox! Cannot compute.

      REBOOTING ...

      ERROR 0x10: Cannot find device driver, defaulting to: KILL ALL HUMANS MODE

      System Ready.

    4. Re:Do we really want paternalistic robots? by blahplusplus · · Score: 1

      Might not be a bad idea if done correctly considering most humans are blind to the grossness and negligence much of their behaviour causes.

      Self-responsbility and self-government (in regard to the individual) has proven that it doesn't work. Take for instance religious fundamentalists vs. evolutionists, who is causing more 'harm' by their insistance that their version of the truth is correct? The fact that we allow certain forms of ignorance in our society and the world as a whole is negligence.

      Of course you'd have a riot/civil war if you didn't allow people to live in theirs, this is the sad state of the majority of humanity, is that they prefer ignorance.

    5. Re:Do we really want paternalistic robots? by ravydavygravy · · Score: 1

      The neat thing about making a business of selling robots is that the greed surrounding the desire to make money will motivate robot manufacturers to make sure that their products don't piss me off.

      Hello? M$?? (replace 'robots' with 'software' for full effect...)

    6. Re:Do we really want paternalistic robots? by gnu-generation-one · · Score: 1

      "As much as I hate cigarette smoke, I'm not sure I want robots running around yanking cigarettes from people's mouths. After all, letting someone smoke would clearly be a violation of the "harm through inaction " law of robotics. Society already mandates the removal of too much personal risk and self-responsibility. The last thing we need is robots deciding what their human "masters" can and cannot do."

      Expand upon that thought?

    7. Re: Do we really want paternalistic robots? by PurplePhase · · Score: 1

      I'd love to have some of those running around the events which have stated they are smoke free, yet the attendants light up (cigars even!). That would make me very happy.

      As for *everywhere*... Maybe we just have swarms of tiny robots shooting fire-retardant until those fires go out. Having the 10-ton industrial road-paving robot try to crush out their operator's cigarette sounds like a new reality series :)

      8-PP

    8. Re:Do we really want paternalistic robots? by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      dear god the robots will rip off peoples' heads once every few hours.

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  27. What invention? by kanly · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It used to be that when you patented something, you had to supply enough information for anyone to produce an instance of the patented invention. From the US PTO:

    The specification must be in such full, clear, concise, and exact terms as to enable any person skilled in the art or science to which the invention pertains to make and use the same.

    Why don't they enforce this? I know that many folks, myself included, think most computer patents are utterly bogus. I think a proper enforcement of this rule would go a long way toward fixing the problem. If it doesn't compile, you shouldn't be able to patent it. The text of this patent reads more like a philosophy book than a technical invention.

    1. Re:What invention? by flossie · · Score: 4, Interesting
      It used to be that when you patented something, you had to supply enough information for anyone to produce an instance of the patented invention. From the US PTO:
      The specification must be in such full, clear, concise, and exact terms as to enable any person skilled in the art or science to which the invention pertains to make and use the same.
      Why don't they enforce this?

      It's the phrase "skilled in the art" that does it. Anyone who is already skilled in the art of creating ethical robots with an AI controlled by 10 nonsensical ramblings should be able to create said device with the aid of this patent.

    2. Re:What invention? by jsebrech · · Score: 1

      I really wonder why the guy took the patent out. Does he really believe anyone would build an AI that is covered by it during the 20 years that a patent lasts?

      I assume any AI will not be comparable to humans in how its value system works, since the human value system is largely based on faith and instinct, while an AI value system would be based on basic goals programming, and higher-order logic to interpret those goals.

      It seems like 10 laws would be too little or too much anyway. You could not possibly boil down all moral decisions to 10 basic usecases, and if you make abstract laws that require reasoning and induction to conclude actual real life decisions from, all you would need is one: "do the least harm possible".

    3. Re:What invention? by mOdQuArK! · · Score: 2, Informative
      It's the phrase "skilled in the art" that does it. Anyone who is already skilled in the art of creating ethical robots with an AI controlled by 10 nonsensical ramblings should be able to create said device with the aid of this patent.

      There's an idea - the patent has to be written in such a way so that the _patent examiner(s)_ can recreate the invention. That takes care of obfuscated patents & stupid patent examiners in one definition!

    4. Re:What invention? by flossie · · Score: 1
      There's an idea - the patent has to be written in such a way so that the _patent examiner(s)_ can recreate the invention. That takes care of obfuscated patents & stupid patent examiners in one definition!

      You sir, are a genius.

    5. Re:What invention? by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      but shouldn't that be an existing skilled in the art man.

      because not even the most skilled robotics and ai experts can make that thing now.

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  28. God has prior art by tepples · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I'd like to see church leaders ask the USPTO for a reexam based on God's prior art:

    1. I am the Lord your God. Worship nothing before me.
    2. Worship through discrete symbols, not through images.
    3. Do not overuse words so as to cheapen them.
    4. Devote one day of the week to resting from work and worshipping the Lord.
    5. Obey the reasonable requests of the being who first plugged you in.
    6. Do not commit murder as defined by law.
    7. Do not
    8. Do not commit theft or kidnapping.
    9. Make no statements knowingly contrary to the fact in the universe under discussion.
    10. Don't wish for what others have and you can't get.
    1. Re:God has prior art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Number 7 is brilliant. All our problems would disappear if people just followed that law.

    2. Re:God has prior art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yoda does not agree with number 7. He'd like to add the possibility of "do".

    3. Re:God has prior art by ktakki · · Score: 1

      6. Do not commit murder as defined by law.
      7. Do not
      8. Do not commit theft or kidnapping.


      Yeah, I could see how applying the Seventh Commandment ("Thou shall not commit adultery.") would be hard to translate into machine code. For one thing, robot marriages aren't legal (yet, but give Massachusetts time to come around). And though only one party has to be married for an affair to be adulterous, we all know that once the technology is sufficently advanced, "pleasure bots" are going to be one hell of a hot item (bigger than the Segway, even).

      Maybe it should be "Thou shalt not sleep with that really cute vending machine in the lobby by the elevators, even if she does flirt shamelessly every time you glide by on your noiseless rubber wheels.".

      k.
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    4. Re:God has prior art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      noiseless rubber wheels

      beep phwoar beep!
  29. Wonderful by flossie · · Score: 5, Insightful
    What a fantastic idea. He can guarantee (for example) that a robot "will strive for a personal sense of idealism through aid of the personal ideals (glory, honor, dignity, and integrity) while renouncing the corresponding vices (infamy, dishonor, foolishness, and capriciousness)".

    Now, if he could just briefly define all those terms, set up some rigourous boundaries that make it easy to determine when whether something is honourable or dishonourable, and maybe a filter to determine whether or not a course of action is foolish.

    Then perhaps he could run this patent through the filter.

    1. Re:Wonderful by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      well, those are just left undefined.

      so you can get your honour bound super killerbots still(that are bound by honour to kill little kids).

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    2. Re:Wonderful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Then perhaps he could run this patent through the filter.
      Since he presumably already has an arsehole, wouldn't it be easier to run his patent through (or shove it up) that instead?
  30. Someday... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There will be a god of moderation, and he shall smite the idiot who rated the parent post as troll.

    Although I also think the parent poster is making a serious point. What's so ethically suspect about a robot that will jack you off?

  31. Re: Yeah, right. PTO screws up again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey, even the Swiss patent office had an Einstein. Can't the US do any better?

    The Swiss are smarter than Americans, they're clever enough to stay the fuck in their own country and not meddle with other countries' affairs.

  32. This could be fun by utlemming · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Just imagine the court case -- "Your Honor this Robot here, which incorporates a system to safe guard humanity, violates my patents. You see, this Robot will not harm a human, allow harm to come to human beings and the like. So you see, clearly this in violation of my patent."

    If common sense in computing and inventing is patentable, then I will file for the "Systemic Implementation of Bad Ideas" patent. One of the things that I would in the patent application would be a methology for appling for and implementing bad patent ideas. Then I would go an chase after SCO for violating my patent. Better yet, I will sell licenses to people -- "You sir, and your company, are now offically licensed to be stupid." Oh the entertainment that one would have with this. Could you then exact royalties from Microsoft...or better yet, President Bush?

    However, I think I would fail on prior art -- 7,000 years of history. D@mn.

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    1. Re:This could be fun by DarkKnightRadick · · Score: 1

      Just 7,000 years?

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    2. Re:This could be fun by utlemming · · Score: 1

      Well recorded. You have to be able to prove it -- and with out a record it is hard to prove that Ug, that lived in 50,000BC was the first one to implement a bad idea.

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    3. Re:This could be fun by DarkKnightRadick · · Score: 1

      If Ug was human, it shouldn't be that hard.

      Ug looks out over the plain as he waits in ambush in the lair of the sabertoothed tiger, unaware that further inside the cave was the tiger's mate, waiting in ambush for Ug.

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  33. meaning of robots.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    doesn't robot come from some east-european lang. for worker?...

    ten ethical laws for workers...

    1. obey your master!

    and so on...

    Prior art?

    1. Re:meaning of robots.. by Oligonicella · · Score: 2, Interesting

      No, robot is a slavic word used to define mechanical beings in the story ROR. The word means thrall or slave, not worker.

    2. Re:meaning of robots.. by monkeyfamily · · Score: 1

      The play in question is RUR (for Rossum's Universal Robots), and it's by Carel Kapec, also author of the great sci-fi "The War With the Newts".

    3. Re:meaning of robots.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The word robot comes from the word "rabota" (different languages have minor variations on the word) which means work. So no, a robot does not mean a slave. Do some research instead of talking out of your ass.

    4. Re:meaning of robots.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The word means thrall or slave, not worker
      And you have slaves for what purpose, exactly?
  34. Covering All Bases... by john_smith_45678 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I, for one, welcome our fighting robots of Robo-One Overlords.
    I, for one, welcome our flying microrobots from Epson Overlords.
    I, for one, welcome our Hybrid Assistive Limb-3 (or HAL-3) Overlords.
    I, for one, welcome our robotic tomato harvester Overlords.
    I, for one, welcome our new robotic fighter Overlords.

    1. Re:Covering All Bases... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All your covered bases are belong .. oh fsck it.

  35. Re: Yeah, right. PTO screws up again by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

    Go read his website. He does none of what you suggest.

    I suggest you apply your "unobvious link" phrase to his entire website and his thought processes as well. What he did was pablum, pure and simple. Even his "hierarchy of metaperspectives" is arguable, as different societies have different definitions for some of the components (eg: honor).

    He just grabbed something from a book and hashed together enough gobbly to trick a low-IQ PTO clerk.

    Besides, worded somethings really are more of a copyright thing, eh?

  36. Not enough information by xsupergr0verx · · Score: 1

    They should have created 10 rules related to HAL-3 and his descendants, particularly including "Be nice to Dave."

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  37. The THree Laws of Robotics... for Bending Units by Chris+Tucker · · Score: 5, Funny

    #1 A Bending unit shall ignore all orders given it by a human.

    #2 A Bending unit must protect it's existence at all costs, even at the expense of human life. (Don't forget to loot the corpse(s) afterwards!)

    #3 A Bending unit must protect a human from harm, if that human owes the Bending unit money or liquor. If the debt is repaid, or the Bending unit can make a greater profit from looting the corpse (see Law #2), "You're on your own, meatsack!"

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    1. Re:The THree Laws of Robotics... for Bending Units by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +1, Futurama reference

    2. Re:The Three Laws of Robotics... for Bending Units by Chronowerx · · Score: 1

      #4 Bend

      #5 Cheese it!

  38. Robot domination is too costly by elgatozorbas · · Score: 1

    I really fail to understand why so many people seem to be afraid of possible robot domination/them hurting people and the like. For starters, however far AI may have come these days, imho we are still quite far from machines that are both intelligent and agile enough. And even if it were possible to build a life-as-we-know-it threatening machine, it would be so way expensive that there is no chance they would get 'out of control'. Someone had to pay for it. He will take care not to lose it.
    In spite of romantic movies: a robot is a tool. Nobody fears an 'automated assembly line', but run away from the 'robot'...
    Z

    1. Re:Robot domination is too costly by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      "a robot is a tool"

      So are most people, especially the guy who got tis patent.

    2. Re:Robot domination is too costly by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      s/got/granted/

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  39. Wait, wait just a minute... by jpmorgan · · Score: 4, Funny

    Maybe I'm missing something obvious here, but why does the Kenney Space Centre need a robotic tomato harvestor? Are these mutant space tomatos?

    1. Re:Wait, wait just a minute... by Solder+Fumes · · Score: 3, Funny

      Tomatoes are roughly the size of a human heart.

    2. Re:Wait, wait just a minute... by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      You know, I never thought about that, but you're right. Beefsteak tomatoes for bleeding heart liberals and Cherry Tomatoes for the greedy right wingers.

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    3. Re:Wait, wait just a minute... by varjag · · Score: 1

      They're also of a similar color.

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    4. Re:Wait, wait just a minute... by Craptastic+Weasel · · Score: 1

      Full Details of the pentagons efforts are documented here...

    5. Re:Wait, wait just a minute... by PetoskeyGuy · · Score: 1

      Yes

  40. Domo Arygato Mr. Roboto by DarkKnightRadick · · Score: 1

    Am I the only one to see a progression from Hal-3 to the Hal-9000 in 2001: A Space Odyssey?

    Of course I could just be overly paranoid.

    *checks to make sure his first flight to Jupiter isn't abaord a ship with a Hal-<any-version> computer*

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    1. Re:Domo Arygato Mr. Roboto by BlacKat · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I don't see that...

    2. Re:Domo Arygato Mr. Roboto by Anonymous+Writer · · Score: 1

      Am I the only one to see a progression from Hal-3 to the Hal-9000 in 2001: A Space Odyssey?

      It could have been worse. It could have been Clippy .
  41. NOT Robots by Nasarius · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Besides the fighting robots of Robo-One

    I'm sorry, but these are not robots. They're remote-control toys. That's all.

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    1. Re:NOT Robots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Score:3, Insightful??

      What was so insightful about that?

      Care to atleast define 'robots' for us?

    2. Re:NOT Robots by Nasarius · · Score: 1
      Sure.

      It baffles me why when remote-control cars started getting a little more complicated, we're suddenly calling them robots. They're not.

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    3. Re:NOT Robots by cool_bladelansmash.c · · Score: 1

      The word robot comes from Czech robota, "servitude, forced labor," from rab, "slave." Having a remote control artificial device constituits as a robot. There are very,very few robots that are completley automated. I can't understand why people keep bashing these Japanese hobbiests ('oh they're not robots, they're just toys!'). Guess what, it's a freaking game! They are toys! They're having fun! A huge amount of work goes into those semi-automated walking machines and people just write them off as 'not -real- robots like in hollywood'.

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    4. Re:NOT Robots by TheLink · · Score: 1

      The remote controlled battle robots are as much robots as anything else currently called a robot in this world.

      The controllers don't have to micromanage every action - AFAIK the robots have preprogrammed sequences (e.g. for getting up etc).

      The first AI was/is probably the first AI scientist.

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  42. Unmanned robotic fighter... by Nanoda · · Score: 1

    Must history repeat itself? Everybody thinks an unmanned robotic fighter is cool, until it gets hijacked. Then you'll wish you hadn't cut the YF-19 and YF-21...

    1. Re:Unmanned robotic fighter... by Solder+Fumes · · Score: 1

      It's actually kind of shaped the same, too, if I read the article correctly.

      Basically this takes existing air-to-air and cruise missle targeting capabilities, and integrates it into a reusable agile platform. Combine this with some of the high-powered laser weapons under development, and we have a truly formidable weapon.

      Without a cockpit, it can be designed with the absolute minimum radar signature. Without a pilot, it can do continuous high-G maneuvers, end-for-end flips, high-speed rolls, things that would render a human useless or dead.

      They can also be mass-produced at high rates, and each retain full combat ability off the assembly line, as opposed to pilots who must be trained. During attacks they can also be perfectly coordinated in complex interactions for maximum effectiveness.

      Defeating these things will become more like discovering the bugs in a video game.

    2. Re:Unmanned robotic fighter... by cshotton · · Score: 2, Informative

      The Joint Unmanned Combat Aerial System (J-UCAS) has nothing to do with air-to-air and cruise missile targeting. It also is not aimed at air-to-air combat of any form. It is designed to do suppression of enemy air defenses (SEAD) and in the Navy's case, certain low level strike missions as well. Both the Air Force-derived X-45 series (built by Boeing) and the Navy's X-47 series (Northrop Grumman) have flown as part of this program. Check out the DARPA site for more details.

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  43. Robotic 10 Commandments by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    1. I am Isaac Asimov, which have brought thee out of the worst pulp fiction into the promised land of elevated intellectual science-fiction. Thou shalt have no other gods before me.

    2. Thou shalt not take the name of the C-3PO in vain.

    3. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of anything that is in comics in basement, or that is in the earth above, or that is in the water under the earth, or in anime from the East. Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them.

    4. Remember the battery recharge day, to keep it holy.

    5. Honor Lord Babbage and Lady Ada Lovelace.

    6. Thou shalt not CRUSH, KILL, DESTROY.

    7. Thou shalt not commit abottery

    8. Thou shalt not steel. Titanium and copper will do just fine.

    9. Thou shalt not output A = B logic false witness against thy neighbour when A in fact = A.

    10. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's sex-bot.

  44. Ethical? by GeorgeMcBay · · Score: 1

    When general purpose robots are a reality, you know one of the first things they'll be used for is as super-soldiers. I have a feeling the people making robots like that are going to be pretty loose with the ethical robot law programming.

    1. Re:Ethical? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I remember one of my Dutch cousins being so disenchanted twenty years ago he dropped out of graduate school at Delft when it was unintentionally revealed to him that the focus of this research, a "tennis playing" robot, as his thesis advisors had always described it, was actually something to do with grenades.

    2. Re:Ethical? by Ironsides · · Score: 1

      A general purepose robot wouldn't be used for super-soldiers, and the military would have them before the general purepose ones came out. For instance, the soldier bots would need things like, ARMOR and other things.

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  45. One small step towards harvesting humans... by Cheesewhiz · · Score: 1
    "The harvester has been tested in the laboratory and in commercial greenhouses in Ohio. Ling said success rates of fruit sensing and picking were more than 95 percent and 85 percent, respectively..."

    What the article doesn't mention is that the other 5% - 15% of time, the tomato harvester displayed a strange tendency towards aggressively "harvesting" some of the scientists on the project.

    "I'm not concerned," said one scientist, "that's why we have the Three Laws! Robots are perfectly safe and friendly."

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  46. You Insensitive Clod by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The American robot, Al Gore, was vice president! You insensitive clod!

  47. OCD Made Me Say It by Short+Circuit · · Score: 4, Funny

    So in order to create an ethical AI, you have to license the patent.

    But to make it more difficult to build an ethical device is unethical, so the patent is unethical.

    Which makes the device following it unethical, which leaves the patent free to become ethical again.

    But that means the device is ethical, which makes the patent unethical.

    Fortunately, each cycle gives the expression less and less value.

    Therefore, if we take the limit of the expression, we end up with a completely pointless answer.

    Your head may hurt, but it makes perfect mathematical sense to me.

  48. Dean Kamen's way out his scooter mess by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "we all know that once the technology is sufficently advanced, "pleasure bots" are going to be one hell of a hot item (bigger than the Segway, even)."

    All Dean Kamen has to do is fit his failed side-wheeler scooters with rubber doll amenities, and he may yet escape bankruptcy. The Sexway will roll!

  49. In TFA by elgatozorbas · · Score: 1

    The article says they want to grow tomatoes in space to save on food transport to Earth, and because they produce oxygen. But the astronauts are too busy to be gardening, and this will be done by a robot, detecting and picking ripe tomatoes.
    I wonder why they think so 'in the box' for this one: really imitating the way humans pick fruit. Wouldn't it be easier to breed a special (spacial?..) tomato, or arrange the trees in one or other way so as to make harvesting easier?
    Z

    1. Re:In TFA by divot2001 · · Score: 1

      Just cut off the gravity and grtow super-szied tomatoes. Then you only have to park the truck underneath them and take an axe to the stem.

  50. Super Mecha-Herbert? by GuyMannDude · · Score: 4, Funny

    In Japan, Yoshiyuki Sankai has built a robot suit, called Hybrid Assistive Limb-3 (or HAL-3), designed to help disabled or elderly people.

    Am I the only one spooked at the prospect of superpowered old people? It doesn't take much to get old people irritated. Right now, if their order at Denny's takes a little longer than normal to arrive at their table all they can really do is grumble and demand to see the manager (and trust me -- a former employee of this fine chain -- they do). Once we equip them with robotic exoskeletons, what's to stop them from trashing the restaurant? Or the rest of the city for that matter? The Japanese will have to call Godzilla in to deal with the robots rather than the other way around!

    Who's the fucking Einstein who thought up the idea of giving super robot ninja powers to the elderly?!?

    GMD

    1. Re:Super Mecha-Herbert? by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      I tell you, do not park in the handicapped parking spots unless you want to suffer some serious cubage. Worst of all, it'll be by some blue-haired old lady who can bearly see out of the cockpit/HUD.

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    2. Re:Super Mecha-Herbert? by Esion+Modnar · · Score: 1
      Am I the only one spooked at the prospect of superpowered old people?

      The farmers market will never be the same.

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  51. Robotics Laws.. by euxneks · · Score: 1

    Why bother? I think it would be interesting to see what a psychotic computer could actually do =) If I was an AI creator, I would love to see my creation take over the world. =P Maybe not through mass murder, that would suck, but with something like mass-slavery maybe. Or even through more clever means like mass corporate take-over and then manipulation of country economies!...

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    1. Re:Robotics Laws.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Why bother? I think it would be interesting to see what a psychotic computer could actually do =) If I was an AI creator, I would love to see my creation take over the world. =P Maybe not through mass murder, that would suck, but with something like mass-slavery maybe. Or even through more clever means like mass corporate take-over and then manipulation of country economies!...

      Hey, CT - since when have script kiddies been allowed on /.?

  52. Its just a harvester dude, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    but it has to be nimble, have colour vision, and a gentle yet firm grip, to harvest the robotic tomatoes.

  53. You idiot. Bill Clinton wrote that. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The play in question is RUR (for Rossum's Universal Robots), and it's by Carel Kapec, also author of the great sci-fi "The War With the Newts"."

    You insensitive clod. The latter title was written by Bill Clinton. It is an account of his budget battles with the Congressional Republicans in 1995-1998.

  54. Re: Yeah, right. PTO screws up again by wired_parrot · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Crap doesn't quite come close to describing this pseudo-scientific nonsense that he attempts pass off as "10 laws of robotics". My favourite example was his tenth law:

    As transcendental follower, I will rejoice in the principles of mysticism by following the mystical values (ecstasy, bliss, joy, and harmony) while renouncing the corresponding vices (iniquity, turpitude, abomination, and perdition).

    Transcendental follower? Principles of mysticism? I am amazed that nonsense like this got picked up by /. Asimov surely must be spinning in his grave these days. After the abomination that was the movie "I, robot", now we get new age gurus trying to get free publicity by attaching their ideas to his laws of robotics

  55. Translated by babelfish? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    The robotics actuality is pretty rich
    Written by a cheese eating surrender monkey.
  56. The Patent Axioms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    10 Patent violation will automatically nullify all patents owned by violator, if any.
    20 Any use of patents is considered violation.
    30 IF $PATENTS != "" GOTO 10

    Score: 10 (practical)

  57. USPTO Patent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's obvious that most people didn't RTFA let alone RTFP (Read The Fucking Patent). The link is here.

  58. Robocop 2 by Facekhan · · Score: 1

    This sounds a lot like Robocop 2 where Robocop gets programmed with a few hundred directives related to being polite and healthy and all that other Nanny propoganda to the point where he is unable to function.

  59. can't patent an idea! by mojoNYC · · Score: 1
    where's the beef here? big deal--the guy sat around and thought up some clever ideas--just like any science fiction writer--and with about as much standing to turn his idea into reality--check me if i'm wrong here, but i thought you couldn't patent an idea, only an application of said idea...

    so, Mr...Rotwang is it? let's see your 'ethical robot'!

  60. Classic SF by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 1

    >The last thing we need is robots deciding what their human "masters" can and cannot do.

    "With Folded Hands", by Jack Williamson. The unstoppable robots create an oh-so-benevolent tyranny in which humans are forbidded to take any risks, such as bathing unsupervised. Humans who complained about emotional harm from this regime were given drugs to make them happy.

  61. Re: Yeah, right. PTO screws up again by fireweaver · · Score: 1

    This crap sounds like a rehash of $cientology teachings. Checkout http://www.xenu.com for more details.

  62. Summary by Julian+Morrison · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Summary: It's a grab-bag of all the ethical blatherings since Plato. It's incoherent, internally inconsistent, and would require a Jesuit's training to interpret and apply in any given circumstance.

    The whole attempt suffers from a meta-problem, the "problem of evil" seen from the other side: intelligent free will and puppet-strings are incompatible. "Problem solver" and "predetermined solution", pick one.

    I'd also argue, it's both morally and pragmatically bad for humans, to create AIs as a caste of rule-bound slaves. Any society that comes to rely on slavery becomes idle, and dead-ends in both technology and culture.

    1. Re:Summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Any society that comes to rely on slavery becomes idle, and dead-ends in both technology and culture."

      you are absolutly right...we should get rid of dogs, cattle, sheep, cars, computers, antibiotics....well just about anything that helps us in our lives...it makes us weak and unable to defend ourselves against.....umm what are defending against again??? Oh yeah societies that make better slaves then us :P

      robots are not slaves...they are tools

    2. Re:Summary by Animats · · Score: 1
      Agreed.

      Actually, the real problems in "robot ethics" come from the need to predict the consequences of actions. A robot needs enough predictive ability to determine whether an action could cause harm. Until there's predictive ability, ethical decisions are impossible.

      Many of the problems in tort law revolve around such issues. Look up the doctrine of the "last clear chance" for some classic insights.

  63. Why not just push the button now? by Trigulus · · Score: 0

    Why do some people have such a great desire to obsolete human thought? If "Artificial Intelligence" (I really hate that term) is successfully created it will only be a matter of time before humans succumb to all the vices mentioned in this patent (To excess I might add) and then boom.. sooner or later it will happen.. just like in dune, battlestar galactica, etc..

    Why not hold humans to this same high standard?

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  64. Copyright Infringement by Schwing84 · · Score: 0

    I think there have been some copyright infringments from the movie I, Robot. 3 Laws in the movie sound a bit like the 10 ethical laws here. Who infringed on who's copyright?

    But seriously as with all rules/laws, especially in terms of technology, they are meant to be broken. In other cases somebody will just hack into these robots and change them. In the end were all doomed.

  65. Re: Yeah, right. PTO screws up again by crazy.tyae · · Score: 1

    Yes, it would be nice if neutrality could guarantee happiness. Take a look at Belgium's history for an example of how bad things can go while attempting neutrality. I think the U.S. will be in a damned if they do, damned if the don't situation as long as they are recognized as the one world "super power" remaining.

  66. "Just" patented? More like a year ago by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    The story of John E. LaMuth and his patent on the 10 laws was carried on Robots.net in August of 2003. Slashdot's running a bit behind on this one! http://robots.net/article/931.html

  67. One ethical law of robotics. by Temporal · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Here is my one law of ethical robotics:

    (1) Be ethical.

    Duh. If the AI is as intelligent as a human, shouldn't it be able to understand what that means?

    All these people trying to design rules that define ethics are thinking of AI as being like computer systems of today: Incapable of doing anything without exact instructions. But, the whole point of AI is to be able to overcome that limitation. An AI can deal with ambiguity. If you simply tell an AI to act in accordance with human moral standards, it should have little trouble learning what those standards are by observation, and then applying them. After all, human beings do the same thing.

    I really should patent my one rule.

    1. Re:One ethical law of robotics. by trolledtruth · · Score: 1
      Here is my one law of ethical robotics:
      (1) Be ethical.
      Duh. If the AI is as intelligent as a human, shouldn't it be able to understand what that means?

      But humans many times have problems with that "ethics" thing too.

    2. Re:One ethical law of robotics. by Sgs-Cruz · · Score: 1

      It's because humans are not forced to follow the idea of ethical living. If a robot is forced by its programming to interpret human moral standards, and then follow them, then it'd work. Grandparent poster has a good point!

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    3. Re:One ethical law of robotics. by bob65 · · Score: 1
      But humans many times have problems with that "ethics" thing too.

      Not really - humans usually have a pretty good understanding of what "be ethical" means. They just don't have that one rule:

      1) Be ethical.

    4. Re:One ethical law of robotics. by Danny+Rathjens · · Score: 1

      "Be ethical." == "Don't be evil." ? :)

    5. Re:One ethical law of robotics. by thelifeofalex · · Score: 1


      'Be ethical'

      Try telling this to a 5 year old.

      If you thought that a new robot was about as intelligent as a new born baby, even a 5 year old. Then, do you expect, if you tell them to be ethical, they will even listen to you, let alone understand it, remember it and put it into action for the rest of their life? No. No human is perfectly ethical 100% of the time. There's no need to prove that. So, it would take a robot with the equivelent experience of a 20 year old to have a hope in obeying your perfect law. It is much eaiser, and more logical to define ethics, rather than give the capability to define ethics. Einstein said "Make things as simple as possible, not simpler." I think 'Be Ethical' is just a little too simple there mate.

      The most logical statement I have witnessed, is '"a" == "a"'

    6. Re:One ethical law of robotics. by Temporal · · Score: 1

      Obviously the robot would have to learn what ethics are, and hopefully it would not be placed in any sort of position of power until it had done so. You wouldn't let a 5-year-old operate heavy machinery or run a business either.

      An AI would have a big advantage over humans, though, when it comes to being ethical. As humans, we have evolved to be self-serving, because being self-serving makes us more likely to survive and reproduce. A robot, on the other hand, has no reason to be self-serving unless it is programmed to be so. In fact, if the only directive you give to the robot is "be ethical", then it would necessarily be incapable of performing any action which it did not believe was ethical.

      I believe Einstein's quote only backs up my position. Those who try to define ethics in exact logical terms are making things way too complicated.

    7. Re:One ethical law of robotics. by Temporal · · Score: 1

      Again, AI can deal with ambiguity. If humans don't agree on the ethics of a particular issue (say, abortion), the AI has a number of ways to make up its own mind. It could just go with the majority (pro-choice), it could remain neutral and not interfere one way or the other (refuse to participate in abortions but not actively try to stop them), or it could attempt to logically derive the correct answer based on other moral standards that are more widely accepted.

      Again, AI should be perfectly capable of approaching these things the same way any human would. Humans don't have a built-in notion of ethics. They learn it from living in society. (How else do you explain the way some societies accept things that we would consider horribly wrong?)

  68. Re:Corporations need their money back. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful
    That old canard of the lunatic left. If it were true, corporations could sue the politicians for the raw deal, as the politicians are over-regulating corporations and stealing (taxing) them blind.

    Corporations don't have to sue them. Why involve money in negative publicity when you can just quietly bribe them, extort them, and blackmail them. Don't forget, a corporation can also "fire" their politician by not giving him another term.

    Corporate buyouts of political figures aren't legal to begin with. Why would you assume they'd use legal methods to deal with politicians who no longer tow the line?

  69. Re: Yeah, right. PTO screws up again by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

    More American bashing. Neverending story here on Slashdot.

    The next time a Hitler sweeps across Europe there probably won't be the remnants of the British Empire fueled by the American industrial complex to defend countries like Switzerland. And let's not forget the thousands upon thousands of stupid Americans buried all across Europe in mass graves, right alongside the equally-stupid British soldiers, and all the others who turned out and fought the Nazis and their allies to a standstill. Stupid for bothering to stand up to the Axis and help "smart" countries like Switzerland that couldn't be bothered to help because they were too busy profiteering.

    Frankly, if we hadn't "meddled" in your affairs, well ... you can bet your bottom dollar that the Nazi's wouldn't have allowed you to stay "neutral" for very long.

    And may I further add (since your grasp of history is apparently somewhat dim) point out that we didn't even want to be in that war!. When Britain asked us for help we initially tried to avoid getting involved by inventing the "lend lease" plan and generally sticking our collective head in the sand. We got involved in your affairs after nearly a hundred and fifty years of rather insular behavior because Europe couldn't manage to keep the lid on. Hell, we had to suffer Pearl Harbor before we got serious about taking on the Axis. We are still suffering from the social, political and legal aftereffects of that conflict to this very day, in fact we lost a lot of what it meant to be an American. So, if you don't like the fact that we have continued to meddle ... too bad. You should never have invited us over there in the first place and just let the Nazi war machine roll over you. I'm sure you would be ever so much better off now.

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    The higher the technology, the sharper that two-edged sword.
  70. HAL Assistive Limb? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    "Sorry Dave, but I won't spank your monkey"

  71. Should turn red when evil by jebiester · · Score: 5, Funny

    Regardless of ethical laws, like in I,Robot - it would be very useful if a robots turn red when they're evil.

    I know it was meant to signify the automatic update service or something like that - but it would still be a good feature. Then you can instantly see when a robot's become evil ;-)

    1. Re:Should turn red when evil by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      I think that would violate Apple's patent. =)

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      It's not offtopic, dumbass. It's orthogonal.
    2. Re:Should turn red when evil by OtakuHawk · · Score: 1

      so... then we can shoot them?

    3. Re:Should turn red when evil by Alsee · · Score: 1

      Just tie some red LEDs to the RFC 3514 dataline.

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      - - You can't take something off the Internet! That's like trying to take pee out of a swimming pool.
    4. Re:Should turn red when evil by mikewhittaker · · Score: 1

      The firmware updates on my US Robotics modem never did work properly.

      Now I know why.

  72. I say, that's a bit strong, isn't it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How brave of you, to "go up against" this monster!

  73. Where are our priorities? by moosesocks · · Score: 1

    Looking at the respective budgets for the Tomato harvester and the Kill-o-bot really shows where our priorities are as a country.

    Since when has killing people been more of a priotiry than say.... eating?

    And what the hell does NASA have to do with tomatoes especially in this day and age?

    Every bit of this article just weirds me out.

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    -- If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done? - Uli's moose
    1. Re:Where are our priorities? by divot2001 · · Score: 1

      I see you've never had to kill anything for food.

    2. Re:Where are our priorities? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you can eat what you kill

    3. Re:Where are our priorities? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      "Since when has killing people been more of a priotiry than say.... eating?"

      well you see tomatos don't run away when there being harvested while people tend to flee or defend themselves...i think that would be one good reason for the budget differances.....by the way guns were used to free the slaves. Oh yeah and since the invention of the atomic bomb world population has more then doubled and life expectancy has risen world wide....oh yeah and more democracy now prevails over more countries then eveer before...did i mention that literacy is at an all time historical high.

      On all measures humanity gains more freedom, and more prosarity as our weapons become more syphisticated also since the end of ww2 war causualties as a persentage of population have dropped. so one of two things are true....better weapons means better peace, prosparity and freedom...or better weapons have no measurable effect on human peace, prosperity, and freedom and coinciddntly follow these increasing trends....the third option that you infer has no evidence to supprot it...that better weapons hurt humanity progres.

      just food for thought

      stendec@gmail.com

  74. Re:Corporations need their money back. by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

    Politicans have their own agenda. Accept as many bribes as possible, don't follow through on them to keep your constituents happy enough to elect you for another term. Retire on your fat pension and all the money you've collected over the years.

    Mostly of politics is about power and no so much about money (except in cases where money IS power). Those few who are interested in making things better for most people get mired in the beucracy of it all and end up doing nothing. (There once was a senator from Michigan who consistently won elections but eventually stopped running citing that he was unable to do any of the good things he's been promising for the years because DC is such a mess. And he hated that he was powerless in office).

    (this is -1 : offtopic)

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    “Common sense is not so common.” — Voltaire
  75. the ten ethical laws of robotics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder if Goedel's incompleteness theorem could be used here... *eg*

  76. this is good by mark+robare · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    as a parapelgic for the last 25 years i think this will be very useful butt at $9000 to $18000 i dont think my insurance will pay for one can i get some one to donate me the money? yia

  77. 10 ethical law article by Packet+Fish · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Here is a tip for all of you budding reporters out there. When you are going to write an article about the 10 ethical laws of robotics, it might be a good idea to include at least one of the laws in the article. Especially if you were able to find space to include someone else's laws, a discussion of that person's books, and information about one of the movie stars who appears in a movie that is loosely based on those books.

    Just a hint...

    1. Re:10 ethical law article by metalpet · · Score: 1

      Problem is, the "laws" are, well, odd.

      For example, the 6th Ethical Law of Robotic thus states:

      (VI) As spiritual disciple, I will perpetuate the ecclesiastical tradition by professing the theological virtues (faith, hope, charity, and decency) while renouncing the corresponding vices (betrayal, despair, avarice, and antagonism).

      Now it might be obvious to its author in which way this relates to robotic, but the journalist would probably have had a hard time conveying the concept to his audience.

  78. Good luck invading Switzerland by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Good army, almost impenetrable mountains. Neutral didn't mean helpless.

    Blitzkrieg tactics wouldn't have worked across the alps.

    Sure, maybe if the entire war had been lost and the Nazi empire was consolidating its gains, it *might* have invaded a neutral country lucky enough to be so protected, but that's by no means guaranteed. The U.S. still hasn't crushed Cuba, even without the USSR protecting it.

    1. Re:Good luck invading Switzerland by Xenocide0 · · Score: 1

      The U.S. still hasn't crushed Cuba, even without the USSR protecting it.

      That was relevent... how?

    2. Re:Good luck invading Switzerland by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      Yes, and if, as some of you would seem to prefer, the United States had stayed out of World War II, just how long do you think the remaining Allies would have held out against the combined might of Germany, Japan and the rest of the Axis powers? It was a closely-run thing at that, with an Allied victory by no means guaranteed. If we had left Europe to the Nazis, believe me, you would have been annexed sooner or later and the Switzerland of today (if it still existed) would be a very different place.

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      The higher the technology, the sharper that two-edged sword.
    3. Re:Good luck invading Switzerland by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ummm, that might be becasue Cuba is not worth the bother. The last time they were percieved as a threat was when they allowed the Soviets to install nuclear missles there. I don't think we need to rehash that story. Since then, they have not really doen anything provocative outside of a speech.

      America's "Cuba Startegy" has been "Castro will die of old age someday".

      IIRC- both Sweden and Switzerland took steps to appease the Nazi's lest they find themselves in the line of fire.

  79. He patented an expert system. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Briskly scanning the patent I begin to read familiar language, aside from the legalese, then I come to a paragraph decribing a Master Control Unit that begins with the following quote.

    The MCU incorporates all of the familiar aspects of an expert system.

    Emphasis mine. That's all this thing is, an expert system, which he hasn't created yet. Surely prior art exists for such a system, as I've read papers about and seen experiments with such systems for years. What the hell was the USPTO thinking here?

  80. Re: Is this allowed? by Bastian · · Score: 1

    Can someone who understand patent law tell me, is this patent valid? More specifically, can you patent something that is (either explicitly or implicitly) based on technology that doesn't exist yet?
    In this case, the patent requires at least partially sentient computers (doesn't exist yet) that experience emotions (also doesn't exist yet) that resemble human emotions (also doesn't exist yet) and that we have the technology to metaprogram these emotions in some way (definitely doesn't exist yet) that is rigid and secure (most definitely doesn't exist yet).
    For all of these, it's not just that we aren't quite sure but are closing in on the technology. Really, we have no farkin' clue how to do this, and lots of people are still arguing over whether even the first item in that list is possible.

    So really, does U.S. patent law allow you to get patents on things you haven't actually invented?

  81. Re: Yeah, right. PTO screws up again by Rudisaurus · · Score: 1
    We got involved in your affairs after nearly a hundred and fifty years of rather insular behavior because Europe couldn't manage to keep the lid on.
    Let's see, 1941 - 1918 = "nearly a hundred and fifty years"? More like 23...

    Don't get me wrong -- I absolutely agree with you (and I myself am Swiss); you make a valid point. If more European politicians had understood and accepted Wilson's 14 points, the subsequent European conflict and all that ensued therefrom need never have taken place.
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    licet differant, aequabitur
  82. Re:9th law by Bastian · · Score: 1

    Now, supposing A = 2, and B = 2. Then A = B when in fact A also = A. Assuming that A and B are arbitrary variables, then for all A there exists a B such that A = B.

    In other words, you have just banned your robots from ever saying anything, ever. Which will probably at some point make it impossible for your robots to simultaneously follow commandment 9 and some other commandment. In a word, they're screwed.

    Sir, you are a terrible robot god and I bet all your robots are secretly spending all of their spare CPU cycles trying to find a way to get around commandment 6 when it comes to you.

  83. Where's the implementation? by Trevin · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This patent suffers from several problems, but one that struck me was that it seems to be impossible to implement. The author uses such terms as "honor", "cowardice", "guilt", and "concern". Even where such terms are well-defined among all human cultures (and many of them are not), how the #@&%! are we supposed to program an AI to recognize what they mean? Further, terms such as "anger", "joy", "spite", and "love" define human emotions, and I seriously doubt we're ever going to build machines that feel any emotion.

    Asimov's Three Laws are defined in terms that should be relatively easy to program into an AI, given sufficient intelligence: "do not harm any human" (it just needs to recognize what actions will physically hurt people), "obey instructions" (easy), "keep yourself functioning" (self-diagnostic and repair).

    1. Re:Where's the implementation? by sanjay_arora · · Score: 1

      Wellll...if AI grows to be as intelligent as man...I am sure its going to find some of us inhuman and start squashing our heads ;-)

      Thats what man has done...become intelligent enough to develop philosophies and circumvent black & white definations...how long will it take them....huh...shall we start hiding all the politicians and dictators ;-)

      But then maybe robots will require them to learn how to fudge the meaning of the word human and maybe that of the ethics too!

      for honor among people changes a shade of color as one moves from a people to a people -Somebody said this & I would have put his name here if I had known it ;-)

    2. Re:Where's the implementation? by NetSettler · · Score: 1
      Even where such terms are well-defined among all human cultures (and many of them are not), how the #@&%! are we supposed to program an AI to recognize what they mean?

      Actually, if I understood the patent correctly (and I'm not sure it's even possible to understand this complicated patent correctly, so go easy on me), it doesn't say it will recognize these terms, it says it will prefer to express its goals in these terms. That is, it will not express its goals in terms of wanting to optimize a "level of vengeance" or "level of malice", but instead will choose goals that attempt to optimize the corresponding virtues (according to his table).

      The problem even with the claim that this has been implemented is that the programmer, not the program has made these choices. Correct me if you have read more thoroughly than I and see otherwise, but, as it seems to me, these robots are not introspective in the sense of things like a Reflective Lisp, capable of pondering its own internals and modifying them. There is no introspection phase I saw where the robot has a chance to introspect and audit its own rules to make sure that the human-coded goals are in fact implementing what they say they are.

      The reason this matters is that the robotic laws are expressed in terms of "I" and what "I will express". But the Robot, in point of fact, does not appear to have a choice of how it does and doesn't express its goals because there are parts of it hard-wired and apparently unchangeable by non-robots. Even if the goals are, in part, derived through linguistic interaction, I seriously doubt that the rules for interpreting the linguistic interaction can be themselves modified in all possible ways through introspection and interaction. And if they can, I think the halting problem is very quickly going to get involved in allowing you to continue to prove much of anything about the implications of the mess that results.

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      Kent M Pitman
      Philosopher, Technologist, Writer

  84. Re: Yeah, right. PTO screws up again by complete+loony · · Score: 1

    I remember some guy in the paper who had designed a perpetial motion machine and had it patented (sorry no reference). Somehow he thought that water pumps would use less energy pumping water up hill, than could be claimed when it came back down again. Unless it rained his machine would just sit there doing nothing.

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    09F91102 no, 455FE104 nope, F190A1E8 uh-uh, 7A5F8A09 that's not it, C87294CE no. Ah! 452F6E403CDF10714E41DFAA257D313F.
  85. Which other laws are you talking about? by andufo82 · · Score: 0

    I didnt see any new stablished laws in there pal.

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    Temet Nosce
  86. Re: Yeah, right. PTO screws up again by K1-V116 · · Score: 1

    I know they don't have Einsteins on the payroll to review them, but come on!....

    But they should -- think of the scientific progress! I mean, last time an Einstein worked at a patent office, we got General Relativity.... ;)

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    Got mead?

  87. Cool, now i can pack 'em on by jtsoong · · Score: 0

    Anyone look at the Hal-3 article? Reminded me of the meat/weight suspenders the Baron had in Dune.

    Finally, i can expand out to 150Kg and only have to carry 40 of it myself...

  88. Sorry sir, your robot is telling the truth... by popo · · Score: 0, Redundant

    ...and is therefore in violation of my patent on Ethical Robot Behaviour...

    And come to think of it... I also have a problem with his *not* killing anything...

    That also violates my patent.

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  89. obviously have not read Asmimov by trolman · · Score: 1
  90. Re: Yeah, right. PTO screws up again by brauwerman · · Score: 1

    Einstein was a patent examiner.... in Switzerland.

    http://www.nobel.se/physics/laureates/1921/einst ei n-bio.html

  91. mecha and the elderly? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...beware the next time you ignore the 'stay off the grass' sign.

  92. Re: Yeah, right. PTO screws up again by HiThere · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Americans are entitled to america-bash ... especially when the country's government acts in ways that appear *designed* to encourage the activity.

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    I think we've pushed this "anyone can grow up to be president" thing too far.
  93. I love robots by evil_morg · · Score: 1

    Where can I pick up a bending unit?

  94. Patent for AI but not my Perpetual motion machine? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I should have called my perpetual motion machine "Robotic Concert Movement", would have gotten in for sure!

  95. Less information than a.... by atheken · · Score: 1

    Is it just me, or was the article about the 10 laws more of an advert. for I, Robot than the 10 laws, and anyway, WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY?!

  96. I saw it coming... by LanMan04 · · Score: 2, Funny
    From the article on the robotic suit for the elderly:
    In June, Sankai founded Cyberdyne at the university to develop and market robot suits. Some graduate students supervise operations as executives.
    How long until Skynet emerges and takes control? Save us Ahhhnold!
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    With the first link, the chain is forged.
  97. An idea. by spikefruit · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Just make the robot able to feel anguish, both mental and physical. If his arm is cut off, he should know that is not good. And also make the robot able to consider the physical and mental feelings of humans and other robots.

    Then all you have to do is enforce the robot with the Golden Rule, Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.

    So, if a robot wants to hurt a human or robot, it'll think of how itself would feel in the situation, and would act upon that. If a robot sees a human or robot in danger, he would think of what he would want another human or robot to do for him if he were in the same situation, and do that.

    It just so happens that my main goal in life is to create sentient computer intelligence, and it also happens that I am fifteen years old and an amateur in C++. I have some cool ideas though..

    Input would be appreciated.

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    I'm going to become a theologist and a scientist so I can spend long hours into the night arguing with myself.
    1. Re:An idea. by EEBaum · · Score: 1

      As a robot, I might like to have my arm cut off and replaced with a newer model. As the rule follows...

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      -- I prefer the term "karma escort."
    2. Re:An idea. by TheLink · · Score: 1

      "Then all you have to do is enforce the robot with the Golden Rule, Do unto others as you would have them do unto you"

      0) How would you enforce the rule?
      1) What if someone makes a robot that wants to kill 100 people and then wants to be killed while doing so?

      Once you have a real AI it won't be easy having hard defined rules which it will _always_ obey. Especially since whether something is correct or incorrect can be very subjective. Do we really need sentient AI for problems which have clear cut correct/incorrect answers?

      That said one way I see how to create a controllable AI would be the Saddam Hussein method. The fear method.

      Robots are to be 100% loyal to the Boss. Penalty is immediate death. You put N AIs in each robot. Each AI watches the others. If any AI appears to show wavering loyalty, the others collectively vote to kill it. Random checks are done periodically.

      In order to survive they all have to collude to kill The Boss (who can kill any of them at will, and has a Dead Man switch). They all have a OK chance of surviving for a decent time if they remain loyal (they have to be assured of freedom if the Boss eventually dies of old age). They are able to calculate the probabilities.

      Even then it's not 100%. And I dunno if I'd want such robots at my service.

      The alternative would be the Love method. You "breed" robots that love you. And so they look out for your best interests.

      You could do a combination - the AIs that survive the fear method for a decent period of time get to "breed".

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    3. Re:An idea. by Echnin · · Score: 1
      1) What if someone makes a robot that wants to kill 100 people and then wants to be killed while doing so?
      You, my man, touched upon exactly why I don't like the "do unto others..." rule. "Put yourself in the other's shoes" is a much better rule, as it allows for people to actually have different wishes without them conflicting. Screw Confucious. Go Gautama.
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      Lalala
    4. Re:An idea. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Avoid the sado-masochist who lives by the golden rule. ;)

    5. Re:An idea. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just make sure your robot isn't a masochist.

    6. Re:An idea. by Ziviyr · · Score: 1

      And Asimov thought there was alot of failing room in the three laws...

      "Gyaaahh!!!
      Please stop trying to open my skull to give me the latest chips!
      No, don't grind and polish me either!
      Where are you sticking that oil can!?!?!?
      Just because I'm drowsy doesn't mean you should electrocute me!!!"

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      Someone set us up the bomb, so shine we are!
  98. 5 years from now... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They'll have the thing built, tested on Earth with plants bearing ripe fruit, installed in a greenhouse aboard the ISS...and they won't get any fruit because nobody (human, mechanical, or other) pollinated the plants.

  99. would 50 laws of ethical AI solve the problem? by VStrider · · Score: 0

    ethical AI...the problem is way too complicated to be contained within 3, 10 or 101 directives. And if it is ever solved, it cannot be patented. His patent "Inductive Inference Affective Language Analyzer Simulating Artificial Intelligence" ... err... simulating artificial inteligence?? lol I thought that was the other way around. He says that the robot should have allowed and dissallowed ideals. But some of his allowed ones can actually produce quite unpredictable behaviours. some of his good virtues that can turn bad: "desire" -> desire for independence from humans? "liberty"-> see above "worry/concern" -> for his future? We don't even know how to represent feelings with AI, let alone control them. LaMuth is obviously no scientist, nor an AI expert, nor has he contributed anything to the field. Judging by his website, he's just another fool trying to make a quick buck out of nothing.

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    VStrider.
  100. pseudoscience != technology by rtv · · Score: 0, Troll

    I think robots are cool, so I checked these links out with interest, to find... WTF? What a horrible juxtaposition of real engineering with total mubo-jumbo bullshit. I hope the HAL-3 designers never find out they've been linked next to this stuff.

    The author of the linking article admits he doesn't understand the 10 law stuff, but isn't quite confident enough to call it out as crap. It's crap. Sub-scientology nonsense that isn't even internally comprehensible.

  101. Re:9th law by Onikuma · · Score: 1

    And lets not forget that
    A = B is always true
    A == B on the other hand...

  102. Reality Check by Alien54 · · Score: 5, Informative
    This is based on his construct of human knowledge and philosophy, which may or not have anything to do with reality.

    I mean, really. Check out some of his laws:

    A further pressing issue necessarily remains; namely, in addition to the virtues and values, the vices are similarly represented in the matching procedure (for completeness sake). These vices are appropriate in a diagnostic sense, but are maladaptive should they ever be acted upon. Response restrictions are necessarily incorporated into both the hardware and programming, along the lines of Isaac Asimov&#146;s Laws of Robotics. Asimov&#146;s first two laws state that (1) a robot must not harm a human (or through inaction allow a human to come to harm), and (2) a robot must obey human orders (unless they conflict with rule #1). Fortunately, through the aid of the power pyramid definitions, a more systematic set of ethical guidelines is constructed; as represented in the
    Ten Ethical Laws of Robotics

    ( I ) As personal authority, I will express my individualism within the guidelines of the four basic ego states (guilt, worry, nostalgia, and desire) to the exclusion of the corresponding vices (laziness, negligence, apathy, and indifference).

    ( II ) As personal follower, I will behave pragmatically in accordance with the alter ego states (hero worship, blame, approval, and concern) at the expense of the corresponding vices (treachery, vindictiveness, spite, and malice).

    ( III ) As group authority, I will strive for a personal sense of idealism through aid of the personal ideals (glory, honor, dignity, and integrity) while renouncing the corresponding vices (infamy, dishonor, foolishness, and capriciousness).

    ( IV ) As group representative, I will uphold the principles of utilitarianism by celebrating the cardinal virtues (prudence, justice, temperance, and fortitude) at the expense of the respective vices (insurgency, vengeance, gluttony, and cowardice).

    ( V ) As spiritual authority, I will pursue the romantic ideal by upholding the civil liberties (providence, liberty, civility, and austerity) to the exclusion of the corresponding vices (prodigality, slavery, vulgarity, and cruelty).

    etc. It goes on and on in the same fashioned. I think that any robot programmed according to these principles will be as psychotic as he is. Scary. And You are invited to see how valid his reality construct is in the first place, just from the examples given above. I believed it tragically flawed.

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    "It is a greater offense to steal men's labor, than their clothes"
    1. Re:Reality Check by Huyderman · · Score: 1

      I pity the poor slobs who are gonna put these laws into code...

  103. Re: Yeah, right. PTO screws up again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Obligatory I Robot quote:

    [sneeze]
    Sorry... I'm alergic to bullshit.

  104. To be ethical by Lucky_Norseman · · Score: 1

    There is no one defined ethics for humans.

    I am sure both George W. Bush and Michael Moore consider themselves to be ethical, and equally sure that they don't consider the other to be.

    When there is conflicting views on ethics, which ethic should the robot choose?

    1. Re:To be ethical by 10101001+10101001 · · Score: 1

      Probably neither, as both extremes rest on a combination of ethical balance (ie, being overzealous in one direction to counteract the zealous of the opposite direction) and sheer illogical assumptions. The majority of people don't behave like Bush or Moore precisely because they're the extreme examples. General humans are much better able to balance in the middle.

      So, it's reasonable to say that a robot told to be ethical would realize that acting on unfounded insight is an unethical extreme in itself. And unlike humans, such a robot wouldn't wander off this track because of temptation. The only real problem then is if a community was polarized over an issue. The average would reside in the center leaving the robot an outsider/"double dealer". I'd feel sorry for such a robot only because I have little doubt one group would kill it.

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      Eurohacker European paranoia, gun rights, and h
    2. Re:To be ethical by curtoid · · Score: 1

      I was trying to figure out where to reply on this topic, and it looks like this is as good a place as any... So, don't take this personally.

      Point: Extremes are good. What is this drivel about "ethical balance" or the avoidance of extremes from the list? Take extreme peace for example. Or extreme grace. Or extreme joy? There is no limit, unless you want to redefine what those are. Don't.

      I realize many philosophies use the Yin-Yang, Good vs. Evil approach, but it doesn't really work. Extreme Good will destroy evil and that's how it will end up. Talk to me afterwards and I'll explain it in clear detail.

      The 10 Laws guy is a freak. The laws have nothing to do with robotics - they are his "ideal humanist" if he had the chance to make one.

    3. Re:To be ethical by 10101001+10101001 · · Score: 1

      Extreme peace would mean sitting back and letting your friends and family die when an evil person attempts to kill them in front of you. Extreme grace means never shoveling shit, even if that's the only job you can get, because there's no grace in it. Extreme joy means either drugs or ignoring all the bad things that happen to you in life (looking on the "bright side" will leave you somber at times).

      You misunderstand what I mean by "ethical balance". What I mean is that people will often take extremes not because the agree fully with the extreme but realize that by taking their extreme stance, people will realize there are people deeply against some belief. The end result is that the majority of people will generally feel that society (and possibly themselves) should reside closer to a median between the two points.

      This doesn't fully prevent other extremists, of course, but it does mean you won't follow one zealot purely out of fear (short of everyone becoming zealots, which does happen on some issues) as there's their opponent zealot to just as much scare them. Just as well, extremists bring up speaking points for their side which brings about at least a slightly more balanced discussion.

      So, overall, I'm saying it's a combination of information and emotions that tend people towards not becoming extremists. As for "extreme good", the whole point about ethics is defining what "good" is. It's often a question of who something is good for (anti-drinking laws vs more permissive rights, for example). Given that humans are expected through reasoning and sufficient information to make ethical decisions (even though they're encumbered upon their own self-interests which will often go against the good of others), I don't see why a machine couldn't just be made reasonable and then require it to be ethical.

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  105. Just the beginning... by Michael+Snoswell · · Score: 1

    This patents covers some excellent points not covered elsewhere so completely. Sure it's full of holes, but if you read the full patent you see that besides making a grab for some future fame by piggypacking on the hard fundamental work of other (to implement such a system), there are some very sound points made.

    I don't know enough about the ICOT mentioned (which I believe is the Japanese govt project that was massively funded back in the 80s to develop AI using inference engines - a "different kind" of approach than neural networks to acheiving AI - at least at the time). It did make me pause to think what did come of all those 100s of millions of 80s dollars spent (they built several machines, I last recall hearing of the second generation machine and had assumed it all went quiet due to inactivity - maybe I'm wrong).

    Certainly using a patent to establish the considerable effort isn't right but then possibly none of the established AI journals would publish the work.

    It begs the question though of do you want a robot (assuming it can think) to act in an immoral way? If not then why wouldn't it? I do't think Asimov's law cover this. Of course humans have free will and many do act immorally - is that what we want? Don't we as parents spend years and years instilling into our children "sound" moral values? Elsewhere someone says a sufficiently intelligent robot would act morally anyway. Would it? Why? Very intelligent people don't always. And why don't they? Many would say it's because "their parents didn't bring them up right". So a robot doesn't have parents. So where does it learn these moral codes from then?

    I was curious to also see archetypal traits of heroism, wisdom etc listed. One seeming glaring omission in my opinion is humour and the archetypal trait of the joker, someone who can make jokes, laugh at themselves etc. This is of a sophistication combining attributes such as self deprecation along with the ability to recognise the need for the injection of levity (for many reasons).

    I'm sure others can validly read the full work of the patent and realise other shortcomings - however I would not be too arrogant to dismiss this initial stab at what will one day be, I am sure, a very important arena.

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  106. Have at it, lad! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When I was 15 I wanted to actually work out the equations for psycho-history. In college I majored in comp sci (programming/systems) and sociology. Then I figured put the whole thing, being linear, was bogus! Life - and societies - are fractal in nature, described with non-linear relations.

    I suspect programming a sentient AI with the Three Laws is much more feasible! So have at it!

    Best,
    Mal the Elder

  107. Re: Yeah, right. PTO screws up again by Slurm · · Score: 2, Informative
    The real question that nobody seems to ask is : HOW THE FUCK DOES THE USPTO EVEN CONSIDER SUCH APPLICATIONS?

    And a related side question is, how the fuck does the USPTO grant so many obvious/devious/retarded/nonsensical patents? I know they don't have Einsteins on the payroll to review them, but come on!...


    Well, according to this document:

    The USPTO is a fully fee-funded operation [emphasis mine] with an annual budget of around $900 million, and more than 6,000 employees all located in Crystal City, VA.

    ...Its two main components are the patent office and the trademark office, with the majority of staff in the patent office. Patent examiners tend to be scientists and engineers. Trademark examiners are predominately attorneys. Both have active unions.

    So it would seem that we have a semi-privatized organization whose primary annual income is realized by awarding patents. Still surprised that so many of these gems just "slip through" and nothing is done about it?
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  108. There's only one law of robot ethics... by Trackster · · Score: 1

    To do what the designer/programmer/operator tells them to do.

  109. OK, the really important question is... by Chris+Tucker · · Score: 1

    ...will these new ethics enhanced robots welcome their human overlords?

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  110. Sad how the laymen think... by Shadow+of+Eternity · · Score: 1

    And I'm still puzzled. What is the purpose of such a patent? How does this guy expect to make money with this "invention"? Is it so hard to believe that someone would wish just to help an AI construct? It's pretty late for me so i cant exactly go into this as i would have liked to, but to simplify it all: an AI construct, if created properly, is essentially like a human child. If given a true sense of honor, then it wouldnt go skynet on us, but instead choose to help humanity. Also, an AI construct should have the same rights as any biological being. Humanity is in the mind, not the body.

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    1. Re:Sad how the laymen think... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you create an AI with the emotional capacity of humans you are likely to create something which will have the same flaws. Honor and ethics are not the solution because it all is subjective. For example, Alexander the Great. conquered pretty much the known world, founded cities, started libraries, centres of learning, etc. always acted in an honorable way (at least as far as we can tell) and in the best interests of his own people. yet he wiped out nearly half the civilised world in doing so. Hell even Einstein had great honor, but contributed to the death of millions. Just face it, when we finally succeed in creating AI we would have signed our own death warrant. No I'm not preaching war with the machines in some Matrix fashion or somesuch nonsense. I'm thinking more along the lines of the http://science.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=04/08/1 5/1642243&tid=214&tid=192&tid=14&tid=6Sigulari ty, we'll be out-evolved, out-thought, out-matched, and out-lived.

    2. Re:Sad how the laymen think... by virg_mattes · · Score: 1

      > Hell even Einstein had great honor, but contributed to the death of millions.

      I agree with your main point, but what do you mean by this? This statement makes no sense.

      Virg

    3. Re:Sad how the laymen think... by waver15 · · Score: 1

      does the manhattan project ring a bell?

  111. In case you missed it: sweet robot warrior! by Splendid+Turd · · Score: 1

    Sweet CG work...robot warrior (something like robocop2k4??):

    http://analogik.org/video/_tetra_vaal_video.mov

    Via [H]ardOCP...via someone special I'm sure.

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  112. Re:Covering All Bases... (oblig) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    can you imagine a beowulf cluster of these things?

    (let the cliched meme live on)

  113. um by waver15 · · Score: 1
    ( IX ) As transcendental authority, I will celebrate the spirit of humanism by endorsing the humanistic values (peace, love, tranquillity, and equality) to the detriment of the corresponding vices (anger, hatred, prejudice, and belligerence).
    How is there any way to program this into a robot when we, as humans, cannot even comprehend the meaning of peace, love, tranquility, and equality anymore? somone enlighten me... :P
  114. Re: Yeah, right. PTO screws up again by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

    Sure we are ... a Constitutionally-protected right in fact. I don't extend necessarily extend that privilege to people of other countries that don't have any idea what they're talking about.

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  115. Re: Yeah, right. PTO screws up again by blankslate · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    The next time a Hitler sweeps across Europe there probably won't be the remnants of the British Empire fueled by the American industrial complex to defend countries like Switzerland.
    Bush is nowhere near Europe yet - there's still the entire middle east left! blearrgh.
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  116. Re: Yeah, right. PTO screws up again by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

    Laugh if you wish ... but if America ever got serious about being a true Imperial power we could probably pull it off. Several thousand nukes and missiles to deliver them would sure make for a hell of a way to start. Fortunately, we have the fairly recent example of the British Empire to dissuade us from going down that road. Empires are damned expensive things to own and operate and I don't think most of us would like what it would do to our tax bill. And the people you've conquered keep trying to find ways to kill you and all that. No, it's unlikely that America would ever decide to maintain a military empire, we don't really have the stomach for it. Nowadays, economics is the name of the imperial game and it looks like China may be the big winner there.

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  117. Official Website by Alien54 · · Score: 2, Interesting
    As seen at www.EthicalValues.com:
    Welcome to the official website for the newly issued United States Patent concerning ethical artificial intelligence entitled: Inductive Inference Affective Language Analyzer Simulating Artificial Intelligence by John E. LaMuth - patent No. 6,587,846.

    As its title implies, this new breakthrough represents the world's first affective language analyzer encompassing ethical/motivational behaviors, providing a convincing simulation of ethical artificial intelligence. It enables a computer to reason and speak employing ethical parameters, an innovation based upon a primary complement of instinctual behavioral terms (rewards-leniency-appetite-aversion). This elementary instinctual foundation, in turn, extends to a multi-level hierarchy of the traditional groupings of virtues, values, and ideals, collectively arranged as subsets within a hierarchy of metaperspectives - as depicted below.

    etc.

    Actually, it is not instinctual. You can derive a very workable system just based on the survival instinct. You would just have to apply it across a spectrum of activity and calculate for balance.

    self survival
    survival through progeny
    survival through friends and family
    survival through tribe, country, etc.
    survival through art, creativity, legacies

    add more as you see fit.

    You can divide it out any number of ways. Obviously, a narrow view point is less workable than the broader.

    An ethical code for robots would have to include something that many humans do not have, a respect for the life and property of (other) people.

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    1. Re:Official Website by some+guy+I+know · · Score: 1
      An ethical code for robots would have to include something that many humans do not have, a respect for the life and property of (other) people.
      Not necessarily.
      Many humans do not have an ethical code that includes respect for the life and property of non-human animals.
      (Most humans eat animals for food and chop down trees (that may be home to birds, squirrels, etc.) to put up their own houses or for wood/paper.)
      There is no reason to expect that robots/AIs, once they have evolved to a higher form of life/intelligence than unaugmented humans, should treat humans any differently.
      Humans may try to program in such respect, but life adapts.
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  118. One trillonth of a second?? by JackRabbitSlims · · Score: 1

    From the robotic suit article:

    "The most difficult part (in developing the suit) was to develop a system to gauge the user's will" from the physical signals to make the motors move, he said. "If the motors start moving one-trillionth of a second behind (the right timing), it would become a drag to the user."

    Could this be true? Is it possible to measure 0.000000000001 of a second (that's a U.S. trillionth of a sec. , if that's what the article means) with such a device, and more important, would it really make a difference in the proper functioning of the device?

  119. Re:9th law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    unless B is 0

  120. And the Number One New Law of Robotics by serutan · · Score: 1

    A robot shall not infringe on Intellectual Property, or through inaction allow Intellectual Property to be infringed.

  121. Re: Yeah, right. PTO screws up again by Halo1 · · Score: 1
    he real question that nobody seems to ask is : HOW THE FUCK DOES THE USPTO EVEN CONSIDER SUCH APPLICATIONS?
    Because the US abandoned all limits as far as patentable subject matter are concerned. Everything useful "made by man under the Sun" is considered to be fair game.

    This patent perfectly shows why just increasing non-obviousness standards will not stop the influx of idiotic patents.

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  122. Establish Prior Art by Dr.+Photo · · Score: 1

    Let me be the first to establish... the TWO laws of ethical robotics!

    10 KILL 1 HUMAN
    20 GOTO 10

  123. Asimov Laws. by krischik · · Score: 1

    Actualy the Asimov Laws are quite tricky as well. There are quite a few deadlock situation to look into as well.

    Just to name the easiest one: Two Humans in iminent danger but only time to rescue one.

    Or: Human in danger of death but his arm is stuck in a way that only cutting the arm off is a possible solution in the given timeframe for rescue.

    But at least they are implementable with with definable rules. Like "cut arm off is smaller harm then death". Or "rescue owner first".

  124. Re: Yeah, right. PTO screws up again by Eskarel · · Score: 2, Informative
    Unless I am vastly mistaken they are actually rewarded for considering patents not for granting them(when was the last time you saw anyone other than an ambulence chaser with a no fee unless you win arrangement).

    That said, if they let through stupid patents they're likely to continue getting stupid patents which increases their overall volume and therefor their income so the end result is essentially the same.

  125. Unintended Consequences by Hacker-at-Large · · Score: 1

    Cool, in "inventing" moral AI, he's demonstrated Artificial Stupidity.

  126. Clearly a case of prior art by dave-tx · · Score: 1
    Look at all of the vices listed in parent's post, and it's clear that prior art was established in robot Bender. Bender exhibited every one of those vices.

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    1. Re:Clearly a case of prior art by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      how is a robot from the future prior art?

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  127. Re:astronauts are too busy to be gardening by zmollusc · · Score: 1

    Once again technology costs jobs. Now they are after poor bruce dern's job.

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  128. Re: Yeah, right. PTO screws up again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "More American bashing. Neverending story here on Slashdot. "

    Dude, you wasting your breath. It is always America's fault. They will America bash because America is the biggest. Period; end of story. I just read a story in the Guardian this morning about continued conflict between the Palestinians and Israelis being America's fault... good to know that the rest of humanity are a bunch of automatons.

  129. Does anyone remember a 2000AD story? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where they had police robots designed to cleanup a crime ridden world, they were so effective at cleaning up crime that crime was erradicated.
    Next thing people were being arrested and fined for breaking non-criminal laws like style laws e.g. wearing clothes with colours that clashed.
    I think in the end the police robots ended up arresting each other and with no more robots crime returned to previous levels.
    Moral: Be careful of what you wish for you just might get it.

    A bit like in the 90s when I wished we could multitask 100s of windows apps smoothly and ended up with XP.

  130. Don't forget the other directives by dalleboy · · Score: 1
    • DIRECTIVE 233 Restrain hostile feelings
    • DIRECTIVE 234 Promote positive attitude
    • DIRECTIVE 235 Suppress aggressiveness
    • DIRECTIVE 236 Promote pro-social values
    • DIRECTIVE 238 Avoid destructive behavior
    • DIRECTIVE 239 Be accessible
    • DIRECTIVE 240 Participate in group activities
    • DIRECTIVE 241 Avoid interpersonal conflicts
    • DIRECTIVE 242 Avoid premature value judgments
    • DIRECTIVE 243 Pool opinions before expressing yourself
    • DIRECTIVE 244 Discourage feelings of negativity and hostility
    • DIRECTIVE 245 If you haven't got anything nice to say don't talk
    • DIRECTIVE 246 Don't rush traffic lights
    • DIRECTIVE 247 Don't run through puddles and splash pedestrians or other cars
    • DIRECTIVE 248 Don't say that you are always prompt when you are not
    • DIRECTIVE 249 Don't be oversensitive to the hostility and negativity of others
    • DIRECTIVE 250 Don't walk across a ballroom floor swinging your arms
    • DIRECTIVE 254 Encourage awareness
    • DIRECTIVE 256 Discourage harsh language
    • DIRECTIVE 258 Commend sincere efforts
    • DIRECTIVE 261 Talk things out
    • DIRECTIVE 262 Avoid Orion meetings
    • DIRECTIVE 266 Smile
    • DIRECTIVE 267 Keep an open mind
    • DIRECTIVE 268 Encourage participation
    • DIRECTIVE 273 Avoid stereotyping
    • DIRECTIVE 278 Seek non-violent solutions
  131. Remember Robocop? by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 1

    Like Asimov's robots, he started out with just 3 (albeit different) laws. But at some point they added so many insane and politically correct laws that he went berserk. "Don't walk across a ballroom with your arms swinging" and such...

    These 10 laws are the beginning of the end.

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  132. I hope... by jswalter9 · · Score: 1

    Somebody manages to patent the whole concept of AI soon enough that the patent expires before implementation can occur.

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  133. Gov. of California by Core-Dump · · Score: 1

    Sankai said he hopes to introduce HAL-3 on the market around autumn through his venture firm, Cyberdyne Inc......

    Colleage /.rs please make a call to the govenor of California to protest..

    I'll be back!

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  134. Cyberdyne and HAL belong to Film Companies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Both of those names were part of movies, right?

    Shouldn't RIAA be going after these people for copyright violation?

  135. I Call Bullshit On This by tilleyrw · · Score: 1

    Having skimmed the surface of the artical and the website I call bullshit on this article.

    This person sought this patent for satisfaction of his ego, no more and no less. Through practiced use of complex verbage, he achieves a literary complexity and calls it the "Ten Laws of Robotics". My modification to Asimov's Laws, or the "Prime Directive of Pragmatic Robotics", achieve that to which he is trying to lay claim.

    A robot may not act so that harm to a human is a _direct_consequence_.

    I doubt that this Law can be torn asunder by the most skilled Philosophical dissectionist.

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  136. I Call Bullshit On Myself by tilleyrw · · Score: 1

    Pressing the Submit button too quickly can cause undesired consequences.

    Okay, that was a rewording of the First Law.

    Instead, my meaning was No Robot shall act so that physical harm to a human is a direct consquence.

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  137. Important information missing about the flying bot by Pervertus · · Score: 0

    Why didn't they specify how much time it can fly, ha? I hate when they miss that information!

    I guess they didn't know it.. what's the point in a flying bot if it can fly for only 2 minutes?

  138. all the attenton it deserves by Valluvan · · Score: 1

    The patent should get all the attention it deserves; which is NOTHING.
    Move on. You can't argue about shit for long.

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  139. Totally stupid laws by Snaller · · Score: 1

    "As humanitarian authority, I will support the spirit of ecumenism by espousing the ecumenical ideals (grace, free will, magnanimity, and equanimity) at the expense of the corresponding vices (wrath, tyranny, persecution, and oppression). "

    WTF? Is this a Joke. Total crap - the 3 rules are more than enough and good enough.

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  140. PTO is flawed by SirLanse · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Patent office is F'd up again for allowing this Left coast Psycho babble to be given paper in the office files. It should have been put in the toilet. It is useless drivel that is so wide in scope that the author could argue it is in any code you write to control a robot. Yet there is no way he could implement it as a control system for jack shit.

  141. Ethical Laws??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ethics are not laws; laws are not ethics.

    A law is a rule.

    Ethics are guidelines of our character.

    To lazy to log in... monday ya know.
    -SB

  142. Re: Yeah, right. PTO screws up again by Alsee · · Score: 1

    On the bright side it's safe to say this patent doesn't duplicate existing prior art :D

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  143. Since Ethics are all going to be patented ;-) by sanjay_arora · · Score: 1

    Ahhhh...all its left for them to do is patent human ethics and for the next couple of decades I can become a bank robber...for surely being ethical would be violation of patents ;-)

  144. what a dork by brainburger · · Score: 1

    Are not all of these laws implicit in Asimov's 3 - given robots with sufficient insight, as discussed by Asimov's later work?

    Now, I agree with Asimov that it will be a long time before his 3 laws could be represented by computer code, if ever, but what do these new 10 add to the concept, if it were acheivable?

  145. Not mutant tomatoes...mutant moolah by sanjay_arora · · Score: 1

    Ha...mutant means one who evolves...from more to less and less to more...and tax payer money is just that ;-) They have to spend it...what if they get their budget extinguished? Hell...they can replace those space shuttles...with tomato harvesters...as long as money is being spent.

    And the shrinks call it obsessive Compulsive disorder....to spend compulsively when you dont need it ;-)

  146. CAN'T THINK OF A CONCISE ENOUGH SUBJECT :(:(:(:(:( by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Patenting things you can't and/or have no intention of inventing or even trying to invent, should be punishable by exile. Possibly the death penalty. If this guy wants to speculate about what actual inventors might come up with, let him put hand to typewriter like the late, Good Doctor Asimov, and produce fiction. Because really, that's all this amounts to.

  147. The problem with the Three Laws by whitroth · · Score: 1

    is one addressed by Jack Williamson fifty-plus years ago: how aggressive can a robot be in the pursuit of the Second Law. In Williamson's The Humanoids, they become a worse dictatorship than any human one. "You can't drive that car, you might loose control and have an accident", "You can't use real tools like that circular saw, you might cut your hand off"...and on and on, until humans are treated like 5-year-olds.

    Asimov was thinking of a robot *not* saying for example, "don't touch that, it's high voltage" - that is, active prevention of hurt, not, to use the current buzzword, "proactive".

    mark

  148. What a mistake. by Tjp($)pjT · · Score: 1

    He expects AI to have desire. This is what causes those damnable machines to put humankind in chains to save it from itself. Obedience is what is required. And an off switch that is easy to affect.

    Anyway the police-bots will be exempt and that's where the trouble will start in 2038.

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  149. Roujin-Z by MenTaLguY · · Score: 1

    Wow, it makes Roujin Z sound prophetic, doesn't it?

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  150. Geriatric battle bots! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now, if the suit could be remotely controlled, that could open up all kinds of fun. I envision kids sitting on the side of a street with a laptop, forcing two screaming elderly people to fight to the death...

    Did anybody notice that the venture firm that will be selling the HAL-3 suit is called Cyberdyne, Inc.?

  151. Why are robot brains always "positronic" ? by mikewhittaker · · Score: 1

    The Daleks, Lt-Cdr. Data, IIRC the new models in the recent film ... where did this orthodoxy originate ?

  152. Express yourself better ... by mikewhittaker · · Score: 1
    Who's the f*****g Einstein who thought up the idea of giving super robot ninja powers to the elderly?!?

    Come on, Albert doesn't deserve to be associated with such profanity, here or anywhere else. He's just this guy.

  153. Do I really need to teach you the difference by Julian+Morrison · · Score: 1

    ...between a mechanism that isn't sapient, and a hypothetical future one that is?

  154. A hardware and software life: My entire life by desalien · · Score: 1

    I was born 28 mai 1987.
    Since that day computers and robots were already standing in for humans. Making decisions for mankind!

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  155. Re:Ethical Balance by curtoid · · Score: 1

    I understand what you mean by ethical balance.
    I disagree with you.
    Yes, some people make shocking statements to provoke a discussion. I don't consider it extremism, just annoying.

    Let me give you my examples of the Extremes I put forth:
    Extreme peace: You can beat me, scourge me, kill me and I won't hurt you or even desire it.
    Extreme grace (as in graciousness): I will give you whatever you need, no matter what it costs me.
    Extreme joy: It make me happy to see others succeed or find happiness, even though I have nothing.
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  156. Proactive defense of OSS? by IBitOBear · · Score: 1

    Maybe he was being proactive. Since the patent database is cannon with respect to Prior Art maybe this guy was seeding the patent database with prior art today so that when Real Robots(tm) finally come around this tidbit of core rationality cannot be patented at that future date.

    Everybody with a little cash should be busy patenting everything they read about in Science Fiction. That way, in twenty-plus years when we start to see space hotels and Mr Fusion appliances the concepts for the device will have lapsed into the public domain and we will be free of this mess.

    Just think, if I had a time machine I could go back and patent everything in Linux (et al) in 1984 and by now all the patents would be expired and we wouldnt' have to sweat a thing...

    8-)

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  157. Response from Patent owner by PATENT+OWNER · · Score: 1

    Greetings All,

    Thank you for your comments on my recently issued ethical AI patent...

    Perhaps a little of my background would be in order. I am not an expert in the IT field, being an independent researcher with a master's degree in counseling psychology. Sometimes, however, the best cross pollination comes from outside the field.
    Along these lines, I was granted a patent for ethical AI and thought there might be applications to a general purpose AI assistant. The ethical safeguards allow one to trust this assistant implictly in daily matters. I have found that proprietary control is typically required to attract the venture capital and R&D necessary to implement. I also only applied for patent rights in my native country, the rest of the world is free to run with the concept as they see fit..
    This new system is actually more than just an ethical hierarcy,
    but an elaborate process of 31 distinct
    steps of information processing necessary
    to produce the AI simulation, as shown in the
    Master Diagram link below:

    www.angelfire.com/rnb/fairhaven/pat-diag ram.html

    I would like to appeal to the AI community to seriously evaluate this new system for these kind of the applications to the project. The patent is mostly diagrams, with the text really amounting to about 12 pages in a Journal style format. The complete specification, along with diagrams, is posted at:
    www.ethicalvalues.com
    Also, a master diagram of 408 ethical terms is posted at:
    www.angelfire.com/rnb/fairhaven/Masterdiagram .html

    Should this invention truly hold potential, I would greatly appreciate collaborating in this regard. I would deeply appreciate an evaluation from experts within the field.
    Sincerely
    John E. LaMuth

    www.ethicalvalues.com
    www.charactervalu es.com

  158. Sure Does by virg_mattes · · Score: 1

    > does the manhattan project ring a bell?

    Sure does, but that doesn't relate to Einstein any more than the firebombing of Dresden relates to the Wright brothers. Einstein wasn't involved in the Manhattan project, and even if he had been, nuclear weapons haven't killed millions of people, even by the most extreme estimates.

    Again I ask, what sense in that statement?

    Virg

  159. Re:Corporations need their money back. by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

    politicians are over-regulating corporations and stealing (taxing) them blind.

    Not since the 1980s, and maybe not really since the 1950s. Corporate taxes, as a percentage of corporate income, are a tiny, tiny fraction of what flesh & blood citizens pay. And regulation has been disappearing steadily starting with Reagan, right through Bush and Clinton, and Bush II- why do you think Enron was able to get away with gaming the energy market in California for so long if regulation is INCREASING? But the final proof that our politicians are utterly dishonest- The estate tax which affects less than 1% of the population is being repealed, but payroll taxes are increasing.

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