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  1. hrm.. on Roadside Assistance System Used for Eavesdropping · · Score: 1

    i wonder what 'surveillance techniques' they havent put the brakes on......but then again, paranoia runs in my family....

    xao

  2. question on Cisco Working to Block Viruses at the Router · · Score: 3, Insightful

    how does the fact that the router uses a packet shaper require the end user to have AV software? at my university, they use a packet shaper, and clients on the on-campus network do not have to have such software installed. this sounds like a great idea, tho...

    xao

  3. Re:D vs. G on The Riches of Open Source · · Score: 1

    i happen to be a Biblical studies and theology student, and there is more to that statement than meets the eye. basically, when David accepted the challenge to face Goliath, he knew he would win. also, he did NOT use a tiny sling shot. he used a sling....a 5 foot beast of a weapon. what does this mean? in this context, Linus knows he can win. also, he is using a weapon that some deem worthless, when in fact many know is a very formidable weapon (the egyptians had entire battalions of slingers). and, of course, the arrogant philistine went to face him, and got waxed. now, all we have to do is wait, and linus our hearo will rise up, cut of the head of his adversary, and we will crown him king!

  4. movie time on OSDL To Start Pushing on Desktop Linux · · Score: 4, Funny

    this is all almost like a movie. all you need to do is replace those involved with some more exciting entity, and you got the next billion dollar blockbuster:

    Sco: liken to sauron, but with no real power

    torvalds: some kinda of wizard

    red hat: that land of humand you are sure you can trust

    bsd: the dwarves that can kick anyone's ass but are more content with chillin in the mountains

    Ibm: the elves that youre pretty sure are on your side...

    and so on

    xao

  5. Re:wait.. on Literacy: Natural Language vs. Code · · Score: 1

    even the ancients realized that they were in ancient times, and that there were also many who had lived before them. i didnt believe it either, but my arch prof was pretty convincing...

    xao

  6. wait.. on Literacy: Natural Language vs. Code · · Score: 0

    and suggests that we are in the 'technological middle ages.
    doesnt the fact that he mention that imply that we are not in the tech middle ages? i mean, to say that we are in the middle implies that we know the other side, which clearly we do not...

    xao

  7. Re:it.. on Three More Solar Flares · · Score: 1

    yes, but thankfully my middle name is Utnapishtim....

    xao

  8. it.. on Three More Solar Flares · · Score: 3, Funny

    it appears that i was right the first time. Shamash, the mesopotamian sun god is really angry. run to your ziggurats all ye heathen, and make your sacrifices it is too late and we are decimated under his awesome power!!!
    (for a niminal fee, i will be willing to act as priest...)

    xao

  9. but..... on Turn Your Head Into Speakers · · Score: 1

    my head is already a bunch of speakers....at least a bunch of ppl speaking...but thats kinda teh same thing..

    xao

  10. Re:Trump's onto something on Ideas Unlimited: 11 Suggestions for New Inventions · · Score: 1

    is it just me or does that sound too "book of Revelations"esque??

    xao

  11. Re:Idolator! on X17 Solar Flare Sends 2B Tons of Plasma at Earth · · Score: 2, Funny

    ra?? ptah...i do not heed him...(he he he)

    xao

  12. hrmm.... on X17 Solar Flare Sends 2B Tons of Plasma at Earth · · Score: 2, Interesting

    this will prolly get modded down, but it looks as if Shamash, the mesopotamian sun-god is finally voicing his opinion.....

    xao

  13. well then... on Review of Mac OS X 10.3 · · Score: 5, Funny

    . It finds the new Expose feature and other security features
    it also rubs the lotion on its skin....

    xao

  14. sigh on The Substance of Style · · Score: 1

    whether in clothes or computers, it seemd that i am still always out of style. what we really need is a book on how to keep everything in style...that would be useful. that way i will know that my computer doesnt look cool enough and my shirt doesnt fit right....and thus explains why i dont have a girlfriend....

    xao

  15. huh on IBM Introduces Petabyte-Capacity 'Storage Tank' · · Score: 0, Redundant

    funny how pr0n still seems to drive technology..

    xao

  16. geez.... on Maxtor's 300 GB Monster Reviewed · · Score: 1

    300Gb? man, that could hold a lot of pr0n. but seriously , why have that much space. i mean that sure is a lot of....oh....i see...

    xao

  17. but on Spam Slows Australian Net Traffic · · Score: 1

    Spam and computer viruses are believed to be largely responsible

    i think its funny that these are put as if they are so different. almost seems that they are by nature one entity and different manifestations.....almost like some ancient egyptian religious structure of pure evil..

    xao

  18. soo...... on Parents Sue School Over Use of Wi-Fi Network · · Score: 1

    if i work around access points and am surrounded by wireless routers in my apt complex, am i gonna get a low sperm count? if yes, can i sue my boss and get his first child?

    xao

  19. well on South Korea Jumps To Open Source Software · · Score: 2, Funny

    we have all seen him dance......the dude has pretty good stamina. personally, i imagine he will be dancing himself silly to the heads of each government only to find that its hard to convince people your OS is better when you dance like my grandmother after a bottle and a half of wine....

    xao

  20. go go go on Homemade Star Wars Flick/Fanimatrix Movie · · Score: 1, Funny

    quick! get the clip before the server gets /.ed to a smoldering ember.....because even the force cannot protect itself from the onslaught of fans and /. readers..

    xao

  21. wonderful on Windows ATMs by 2005 · · Score: 2, Funny

    now instead of the usual $1.50, im gonna be charged a liscence fee, and will ahve to pay extra if i want receipt support.....

    xao

  22. oooooh..... on Sony's Linux DVR Can Record Two Weeks of TV · · Score: 1, Funny

    jsut think...two whole weeks of seizure robots, brought to us by our friend, open source software.

    xao

  23. woohoo! on Microsoft Issues Five New Security Warnings · · Score: 1, Funny

    for all my fellow IT guys (and girls).......PATCHERS, start your engines!!

    xao

  24. hmm... on Distributed Computing Economics · · Score: 3, Interesting

    interesting thought, but what is the difference between this and the age old concept of the cost/benefit relationship...? im not trolling, it seems that it is jsut that concept with a tech twist..

  25. so.... on Closing In On The Quark-Gluon Plasma · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    if the nodes, or at least one, is an ibm machine with software that may or may not belong to ibm, is SCO gonna sue for the data that rightfully belongs to them? i mean, if my code was used to get some important data, then, by Zeus, that data belongs to me!!!

    xao