User: sconeu

Re:Suck it up, pussies.

On: Managing Servers In the Frigid Cold

You're missing the "now get off of my lawn" part of your post.

In unrelated news...

On: Federal Appeals Court Orders TSA To Explain Delay In Body Scan Public Hearing

All the judges on the District of Columbia Court Of Appeals have been added to the "No Fly" list.

Re:Sensibility

On: New Illinois Law Protecting Social Media Rights In the Workplace

Interviewer: Oh, by the way, we need your Facebook credentials.

Me: I'm sorry, that's a violation of the TOS, and if you used them, you could potentially be commiting a felony by violating the Computer Fraud and Abuse Act. At which point, I would be an accessory to the felony. So, no, you may not have them.

Obligatory....

On: Entangled Particles Break Classical Law of Thermodynamics, Say Physicists

Lisa, in this house, we obey the Laws of Thermodynamics!!!!

Re:Ads?

On: Microsoft Unveils Outlook.com, Hotmail's Successor

I was going to ask the same question.

Of course, the answer is "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Oh, you kids an your wacky ideas.... No Ads???? You're so funny!"

Transcript:

On: Shatner and Wheaton Narrate Mars Rover's Landing Sequence

MSL Directory: You wouldn't crash a multimillion dollar rover just to win a bowling game!

Wil Wheaton: Keep on thinking that!

Re:But...but...

On: Images Show Apollo Moon Flags Still Standing

Show them around the "sound stage" without a space suit.

Saturn V wasn't used to boost large payloads to LE

On: NASA Considers Apollo-Era F1 Engine For Space Launch System

Apollo 9 says hello.

Minor nitpick.

On: NASA Considers Apollo-Era F1 Engine For Space Launch System

The F-1 wasn't a booster, it was an engine. The booster stage using the F-1 was the S-1C.

Translation

On: UK ISP and Mobile Networks Snub Net Neutrality Pledge

We haven't found a loophole we can use yet.

Re:Journalists?

On: Japan: Police Arrest Journalists For Selling DVD-Backup Tools

Math fail.

2 Million is *3* percent, not .03%.

Re:Journalists?

On: Japan: Police Arrest Journalists For Selling DVD-Backup Tools

Have you priced UC lately? Tuition is $10K/year, and room and board can up that to close to $30K.

Re:Maybe

On: Higgs Data Offers Joy and Pain For Particle Physicists

No, it just wants you to think *THAT*.

Re:Awesome!

On: Man Who Protested TSA By Stripping Is Acquitted By Judge

Thank you, Stewie.

Re:HyPerv?

On: Microsoft Apologizes For Inserting Naughty Phrase Into Linux Kernel

As in...

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!!!

Re:I've got a better idea.

On: It Costs $450 In Marketing To Make Someone Buy a $49 Nokia Lumia

But that cute chick sitting next to you will notice your phone when you shove it under her nose and run your kayaking video.

Re:Negative coding

On: Torvalds Bemoans Size of RC7 For Linux Kernel 3.5

The HURD guys would like a word with you...

Re:Didn't get it.

On: Thirty Years of Clamshell Computing

Was that the LCU (AN/GYK-37)?

Re:Now all they have to do is put it on a shark!

On: Record Setting 500 Trillion-Watt Laser Shot Achieved

How many Bothans died to bring you that information?

Re:Two lessons here

On: How the Inventors of Dragon Speech Recognition Technology Lost Everything

You forgot my favorite:
Takeda, Monet, and Runne

Re:"Don't ever invade China"

On: Former Pentagon Analyst: China Has Backdoors To 80% of Telecoms

That's INCONCEIVABLE!!!

Re:one question: point is?

On: Bas Lansdorp Answers Your Questions About Going to Mars

This is private and non-governmental.

Screw you.

Re:Reminds me of a riddle

On: ISP 'Six Strikes' Plan Delayed

Well, if you're on the Boston Red Sox, you get 5 strikes. That's close.

Re:Pluto, dwarf planet ?

On: Hubble Discovers 5th Moon of Pluto

"Dwarf Planet" is damaging to Pluto's self-esteem. It prefers the term, "Gravitationally Challenged"

Re:Why?

On: SOPA Provisions Being Introduced Piecemeal From Lamar Smith

+1 Revenge of the Nerds reference