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  1. Simple... on What's Wrong with Unix? · · Score: 3, Funny
    PROBLEM: SCO exists
    SOLUTION: 2 MT airburst over Lindon, UT

    Oh, with UNIX, not for UNIX. Never mind.

    As you were.

  2. Re:Feeling of Uninformed-ness on B612 Foundation and 2004 YD5 Asteroid Capture? · · Score: 4, Funny
    They've already ruled out nuclear devices in any use
    What a relief. We all know how easy it is for private non-profits to take the "easy way" out and light off a few nuclear weapons.

    Have they ruled out using witchcraft as well?

  3. Re:Good news in disguise? on U.S. World's Foremost Spam Nation In 2004 · · Score: 1
    I don't think we can throw people in jail for getting 0wned, as much as I would like to see it.
    A better solution might be fines sufficient to pay for their prosecution and probation with the condition that they not live in a household with a networked computer until they (at their expense) complete a network security adult-education class offered by a local community college or some such. Assuming that their machine being compromised was something that was easilly preventable and they failed - through ignorance or apathy - to correct a problem.

    For a second offense, boiling oil.

  4. Re:say what? on Cassini's Huygens Probe Rendezvous with Titan · · Score: 1
    Yep,

    ...Triton looks like it has some pretty interesting and poorly understood stuff going on as well... Methane(?) geysers?

    ...Miranda - some of the most bizarre topology in the solar system.

    <sarcasm>
    Yeah, after Cassini/Huygens we may as well disband JPL and ESA, at least as far as planetary missions go...
    </sarcasm>

  5. More detailed information... on Cassini's Huygens Probe Rendezvous with Titan · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ...in this 1.3 MB PDF, which includes timelines for both the release and Titan encounter, and some pretty in-depth discussion of the science instruments on Huygens.

  6. Voice Output on Opera Browser Beta Adds Voice, More · · Score: 4, Funny

    So now we can hear the fat lady sing?

  7. I tawt I taw a puddy cat... on Re-Pet a Reality · · Score: 3, Funny

    again...

  8. Re:Already tapped.... on "Dark Alleys" on the Internet · · Score: 1
    The clerics in obscure level 50 corners of all MUD games are FBI agents. Did you not know that??
    I thought they were all 13 year old girls?

    Oh, wait...

  9. Re:Vulnerability Confirmed on Avant Browser on New Spoofing Vulnerability in IE · · Score: 1
    and still having the compatibility of IE
    I think you meant "and still having the standards non-compliance of IE"
  10. Re:How Microsoft can end Spam on Microsoft Sues Spammers · · Score: 1
    If you're unable to manage the mailing lists that you subscribed to, I don't think you'll find much sympathy here.

    Perhaps it's time to open another "free!" AOL account?

  11. I thought that CAN-SPAM... on Microsoft Sues Spammers · · Score: 1
    ...abolished the right of private action?

    Or is this right now just limited to Corporations?

    ...I must have missed how this was different from Fascism

  12. Re:Adminstrator is full of it on FireFox as a Security Risk Compared to IE? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sounds like the biggest security risk here is the administrator...

  13. Re:Paper trail not enough on Berkeley Researchers Analyze Florida Voting Patterns · · Score: 1
    True, Joe sixpack shares the blame for not taking the time to educate himself to vote intelligently, and not being concerned with the "greater good" but rather having a "what's in it for me?" attitude.

    By "semi" elected I meant that some are elected, some are appointed by elected officials, and some are career bureaucrats. On re-reading my post today, it seems that I was ambiguous on that...

  14. So now we know... on Internet Porn More Addictive Than Crack, Senate Told · · Score: 1

    ..where Ed Meese went.

  15. Re:Paper trail not enough on Berkeley Researchers Analyze Florida Voting Patterns · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's not a lack of talent in the US that's the issue; it's a lack of will on the part of our semi-elected officials.

  16. Re:A quest to expose elections fraud? on Greens and Libertarians Team Up to Demand Recount · · Score: 1

    Much of that $100K will probably be collected from Democrats who would have otherwise donated it to Kerry, had he contested the results... so it's not completely a matter of diverting funds into a recount effort.

  17. Re:A quest to expose elections fraud? on Greens and Libertarians Team Up to Demand Recount · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It could also be related to maintaining ballot status, which exempts a party from needing to collect massive numbers of signatures if they got X% in the previous election.

  18. Re:I Don't follow politics much .. on U.S. Attorney General John Ashcroft Resigns · · Score: 1
    health problems
    Shit... you mean he might not live to be executed? Party pooper...
  19. Re:Breaker Breaker on CBS Sees no Journalism in Blogs · · Score: 4, Insightful
    If you're going to lump bloggers together in one homogenous group, you need to include Weekly World News and The National Enquirer along with the WP and NYT.

    Each medium ranges from utter garbage to something at least rather good. The "best" of the bloggers are not up to the standards of the NYT, but they're pretty new.

  20. Re:Let the candidates speak for themselves... on New Bin Laden Tape Surfaces · · Score: 4, Informative
    The terrorists will not scare the United States as it did Spain
    This is a common misperception. The attack itself had far less impact on the Spanish election than the incumbent party - without evidence - attempting to pin it on the Basque seperatist ETA... to whom the opposition party was seen as somewhat sympathetic.

    The Spanish people were angered at being lied to for political purposes, and it backfired on the liars.

  21. Re:This is what Bush needed on New Bin Laden Tape Surfaces · · Score: 3, Insightful
    The number of soldiers in Afghanistan has never approached the number we've had in Iraq. Had we not (needlessly, in my view) gone into Iraq before finishing what we (appropriately) started in Afghanistan, vastly more troops would have been available.

    Bush had started planning Iraq well before 9/11, as evidenced by some of the reports that leaked about Cheney's energy task force as well as PNAC's policy statements, which Jeb Bush, Rumsfeld, Cheney and Wolowitz signed off on in the late 1990's. Apparently George W. at that time wasn't considered part of the key group, while his brother was.

  22. Re:This is what Bush needed on New Bin Laden Tape Surfaces · · Score: 1

    Kerry has been pushing the argument that Bush 'outsourced' the capture of bin Laden in Tora Bora, though, so the spin on his side of the issue is sort of already out there...

  23. Re:so, who does Bin Ladin want elected? on New Bin Laden Tape Surfaces · · Score: 1
    He seems to claim he doesn't care, but adds a few digs at Bush. He claims his gripe goes back to the US support of Israel against Lebanon in 1981(?) under Reagan, but seems to assert it's a matter of US support for Israel in general - something pretty bipartisan.

    Funny, I thought his big problem was US presence near holy sites in Saudi Arabia. Damned flip-flopper...

  24. Re:This is what Bush needed on New Bin Laden Tape Surfaces · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Unfortunately the impact will almost certainly benefit the Bushites.
    Actually given the content of the message, I don't think it'll have much impact except to remind people that bin Laden is still alive in spite of Bush promising to 'get him dead or alive' then later saying 'I'm not that concerned with him'. Folks will naturally wonder if we would have gotten him if Bush didn't detour us into Iraq.
  25. Re:Slashdot Poll Rules on DIY Polling Shows Bush, Kerry Will Win · · Score: 1
    Yeah, it's just a sales gimmick for 7/11 above all.

    ...and if the graphics on the linked page reflect the cups, there's a bias in the designs; the "Bush" cup is "louder" and more visually grabbing. Things that I'd think those wanting a cup of coffee would gravitate toward.

    I wonder what the Third Party/No Opinion cup looked like? Apparently invisible; they're not reflected in the posted result. Dribble cups?