they should make one for adults... they would only have to actually write on half the pages... as they could assume everyone would just pick the selection that looked like it would lead to sex...
it won't even be that the code itself has to be cracked like people are saying, you just need to patch windows.
just edit the 8000 line long sub program that scientificly mathmaticly deterimes if it should say "yes" or "no" into a one line program that looks like:
I want a two bit OS, it would be interesting to have to do all arithmetic with numbers = 3
Re:I agree; sounds nothing but trollish.
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sure it is, virtual machines are a big idea, JAVA hasn't actually done that perfectly but the idea itself is an amazeing 'invention'. not that JAVA thought of it first, but they did it first once the internet was around and programs passed around enough that there was some sense to it.
I honestly don't think alot of spammers actually are even selling things, I'm pretty sure alot of them are just trying to drum up hits for banner ads. That is how they make money, being advertiseing portals for other sites.
its not going to be military computers that come alive and kill us all, its going to be the spam filters! I mean, its going to take some serious adaptive AI to filter out spam at this rate...
and the conformforting thought:
when spamfilters come alive... their prime directive will be "eliminate anything that is worthless"
you know what? I hate microsoft as much as the next guy, but I really hope they keep winning their cases, they set a bad tend otherwise.
I mean, the microsoft OSs are no good, but what if a better one comes along? and all these cases set the rules to be "you can't include anything in your OS that someone else is selling" like microsoft and IE.
so yeah, in the short term I want microsoft to lose and fail, but in the long term I want the rules of OS sale to have as few restrictions as possible on them. I mean, we might not want some of these rules applyed to linux 2015 or whatever it is that eventually replaces windows.
Now they should make a movie, where some kid installs this on his dad's computer at work, and his dad just HAPPENS to be the scientist involved in working the computers that controls nuclear weapons, and they have to play unreal, and if they loose: the world will be destroyed, so they put the kid in some virtual reality suit so he can get inside the game and play for real and save the day.
oh come on! its as good a plot as any other videogame based movie, think of that and really tell me honestly that wouldn't be the plot of any unreal movie that came out....
if you were in a hotel with a camera like that, and you looked through the wall, and what you saw was someone spying on YOU from the other side of the wall....
because then... its like, what can you do? can't call the police or anything...
mabey just take the guy out for a beer, really. share storys....
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they won't think its so cool when they go up there and find the terrible secret of space!
I predict my dog will swallow one of these devices.... as will the dogs of thousands others... causeing a race of telepathic super dogs. BEWARE!
another technology that will likely evolve into robot super monsters that will kill us all.
Note To Self: change plans from hacking to fraud.
sorta like a choose your own adventure book...
they should make one for adults... they would only have to actually write on half the pages... as they could assume everyone would just pick the selection that looked like it would lead to sex...
it won't even be that the code itself has to be cracked like people are saying, you just need to patch windows.
just edit the 8000 line long sub program that scientificly mathmaticly deterimes if it should say "yes" or "no" into a one line program that looks like:
int main(){
return "yes";
}
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I want a two bit OS, it would be interesting to have to do all arithmetic with numbers = 3
sure it is, virtual machines are a big idea, JAVA hasn't actually done that perfectly but the idea itself is an amazeing 'invention'. not that JAVA thought of it first, but they did it first once the internet was around and programs passed around enough that there was some sense to it.
I will work day and night to gain ROOT on America then....
yeah, lets never try and learn anything that might be scary! who cares about progress!
self love also makes you go blind and grows hair on your palm...
well there is some porn on the internet... isn't there?
video smart with s video...
that didn't really work... did it... hail to the king baby
I think they should call the beta: Warcraft III: untested orcs
sonic the hedgehog on the gameboy... square and enix together...
insaine I tell you! insaine! I remember when the nintendo/sega war was as bad as the windows/linux war is today
I honestly don't think alot of spammers actually are even selling things, I'm pretty sure alot of them are just trying to drum up hits for banner ads. That is how they make money, being advertiseing portals for other sites.
its not going to be military computers that come alive and kill us all, its going to be the spam filters! I mean, its going to take some serious adaptive AI to filter out spam at this rate...
and the conformforting thought:
when spamfilters come alive... their prime directive will be "eliminate anything that is worthless"
you know what? I hate microsoft as much as the next guy, but I really hope they keep winning their cases, they set a bad tend otherwise. I mean, the microsoft OSs are no good, but what if a better one comes along? and all these cases set the rules to be "you can't include anything in your OS that someone else is selling" like microsoft and IE. so yeah, in the short term I want microsoft to lose and fail, but in the long term I want the rules of OS sale to have as few restrictions as possible on them. I mean, we might not want some of these rules applyed to linux 2015 or whatever it is that eventually replaces windows.
Now they should make a movie, where some kid installs this on his dad's computer at work, and his dad just HAPPENS to be the scientist involved in working the computers that controls nuclear weapons, and they have to play unreal, and if they loose: the world will be destroyed, so they put the kid in some virtual reality suit so he can get inside the game and play for real and save the day. oh come on! its as good a plot as any other videogame based movie, think of that and really tell me honestly that wouldn't be the plot of any unreal movie that came out....
if you were in a hotel with a camera like that, and you looked through the wall, and what you saw was someone spying on YOU from the other side of the wall.... because then... its like, what can you do? can't call the police or anything... mabey just take the guy out for a beer, really. share storys....
lets just embed the wired... I mean... the internet into the earth's magnetic resonance and just be done with it
Periods are never graceful... just look at my girlfriend....
Look in David Bowie's Hair, there is plenty hidden there.
does that mean no beowolf clusters? crud...
oooh! a book on how to use C, never seen one of them before!