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  1. Re:Something new? on 2004 Election Weirdness Continues · · Score: 1
    Does anyone else get the impression that this kind of crap has been going on since day one?

    It's the work of the devil, my friend. Say your prayer.

  2. How to Lie with Statistics on How Well Do You Estimate? · · Score: 2, Informative

    I actually just finished this book. It's an oldy but goody, and it should be required reading for the statistically challenged. (I.e, those subject to the whims of marketing droids)

  3. Re:Here comes the SHOCKER! on Longhorn Will Have Ability to Ban External Storage Devices · · Score: -1, Troll

    If I had mod points, I'd mod you -1 LOSER! Why don't you STFU, you FUD bastard!

    Mod me down, I don't give a shit.

  4. Re:Better than PostgreSQL? on Sybase Releases Free Enterprise Database on Linux · · Score: 1
    Ah yes... but what if you are stuck on an application that you don't have access to the codebase?

    If you can, throw it away.

    Cliché perhaps, but the point is still valid.

  5. Re:google..... on Internet Meltdown Predicted for Tomorrow · · Score: 1

    The most common "average" is mean: Add all of the hours and divide by the number of bulbs.

    Another average, median, would be the exact middle. That is, halfway from the longest lifed bulb and the shortest lifed bulb. That number would likely be pretty high too, but for whatever reasons they aren't using that "average."

    The final "average" I'm going to talk about (you can all thank me later for this diatribe), is called mode. What a fascinating average it is, too! By definition, mode is the most frequently occuring value in the set. Perhaps this 1000 hours is right around the mode? That would be a good estimate of bulb lifetime me thinks.

  6. Re:Less incentive to develop on Businessweek Recommends License Switch for Linux · · Score: 1

    Who does want to pay taxes? Schadenfreuds?

  7. Re:Less incentive to develop on Businessweek Recommends License Switch for Linux · · Score: 1

    Freedom isn't free.

  8. Start Taxing Non profit organizations? on UK Government to Tax Linux? · · Score: 1
    Frankly I'm sick and tired of the Salvation Army providing food and clothing to the poor and other various public services. Let's start taxing there asses. Hey, you fake fucking Santa, guess what? Your day's of handing out free lunches are over.

    Actually, let's start taxing people's tithes. God has enjoyed omnipotence for quite long enough; it's time for the goverment to get it's share. Assholes. Dave

  9. Commoditize Terrorist's Tools on Developing Open Source Defense Projects · · Score: 3, Funny

    I like this idea because, as it stands, the price for this type of software is artificially inflated.

    Right now, terrorists' funding is being stretched quite thin because of increased costs for heroin production in Afghanistan. So, anywhere that they can cut costs, they want to. Buying guided missiles from former Soviet block nations can be quite costly, and a more cost effective solution involves cutting out the middle man and building them "in-cave."

    I'm not sure about legal issues, but perhaps Syria or Lebanon or other countries would be interested in supporting you. Just watch out for those pesky CIA dudes that are trying to kill your ass.

  10. Re:Waldo? on NASA Mars Press Briefing & "Significant Findings" · · Score: 2, Funny

    Or did they find Carmen Sandiego? Come to think of it, she did say she was going to the 4th planet from the Sun. Now, is that Rio de Janeiro, Rome, or Mars? Picking Mars is obviously risky as it will take a few weeks to return and by that time Carmen will likely be long gone.

  11. Re:Here's my 64-bit opinion: on Linus on Intel's 64 bit Extensions · · Score: 1

    Never question Bruce Dickinson. Let's roll em.

  12. Re:Here's my 64-bit opinion: on Linus on Intel's 64 bit Extensions · · Score: 2, Funny

    Listen babies, when I'm through with you, ya'll be wear'n gold plated diapers.

  13. Re:Or maybe Howard Dean... on SCO Lists Specific Code-Infringement Claims · · Score: 2, Funny
    Should be:

    Then we're going all the way to the kernel to take back our operating system!

    Yyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhh hh!

  14. Re:Wake up ! Ever heard of ... ? on Mono and dotGnu: What's the Point? · · Score: 1

    You should be listening (reading) not talking (typing).

  15. Re:HP CEO fails to understand basic economics on Tech Firms Defend Moving Jobs Overseas · · Score: 1

    It's an asinine analogy. At the heart of it is the metaphor that tech workers are the RIAA. In reality, they are more akin to the polar opposites, management and labor or producer and consumer.

  16. Re:Six times better? on MySQL & Open Source Code Quality · · Score: 1
    I didn't know it was possible to quantify code quality in that matter.

    What matter? Electrons?

    I think the manner in which they tested it, and this is just from reading the article, was defect density.

  17. Re:IANAL need help on Appeals Court Rules Against RIAA in DMCA Subpoena Case · · Score: 1
    why doesn't these P2P services just use a well known port to transfer files?

    Sounds great, other then the fact that most ISP block port 80 and 21 (among other ports).

  18. Re:think about it.... on Where Are The Founders Of The Dial-Up Revolution? · · Score: 1, Insightful
    Any other form of technology?

    Where would the wheel be without modems? 'Technology' has got to be the ultimate buzz-word.

    Manager: Let's through technology at it.

    Programmer: Can we hit the manager with a hammer? That's throwing technology at the problem as far as I'm concerned.

  19. Re:So which Framework won? on Java Frameworks and Components · · Score: 1
    So what's the advantage of using a Struts configuration File rather than web.xml?

    I think none, and I'm quite sure it won't work -- you human paraquat!

  20. Re:So which Framework won? on Java Frameworks and Components · · Score: 1

    I'm overwhelmed by your in-depth analysis of the differences between J2EE and Struts. I think there might be a little more to it, though. Consider rechecking your sources.

  21. Re:turbine on Java Frameworks and Components · · Score: 1

    Ask this on the turbine mailing list. Or better yet, RTFM!

  22. Re:They're cheap if you build them yourself. on Robotic Gliders Soar Underwater · · Score: 1

    It could surface every once in awhile to check it's position. Anyway, noone has actually been caught smuggling drugs this way. Just wondering.

  23. Re:They're cheap if you build them yourself. on Robotic Gliders Soar Underwater · · Score: 0

    Any links? Or are you trolling?

  24. Mixed metaphor on Is Space Mining Feasible? · · Score: 1
    "We must look at the great frontier of space as the next place to get our large injection of resources," Westfall said. "I admit that we might be opening a can of worms. But you've got to have worms to catch fish," he said.

    This guy is sounding more and more like a drug addict to me.

  25. Re:Pity the RIAA on MTV Getting into Music Download Business · · Score: 1

    A club is very different from a recording studio. Club for live shows? Maybe. People will still want studio enhanced music. I agree though, Music CD manufacturing is on it's way out, and so are the inflated prices.