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  1. The Firebolt of course. on Sports Technology? · · Score: 2, Funny

    The Nimbus 2000 and the Nimbus 2001 brooms were good in their day, but for real competitive edge, the Firebolt is the best.

  2. This device has proven invaluable. on Sports Technology? · · Score: 4, Funny

    My enjoyment of sports would be nigh impossible without this bad boy.

  3. Re:How long until... on Twist on DNA Privacy · · Score: 1

    So if you're a prostitute with poor oral hygine they might get the DNA from five different guys with a mouth swab.

  4. Houston, we have a problem on Water Basketball Robot · · Score: 4, Funny
    That thing looks like a Mercury capsule gone very very wrong.

  5. Re:How long until... on Twist on DNA Privacy · · Score: 1
    Yeah, I was thinking about the risk of cancer too. Too little is known about what tweaks do what for a person to risk it.

    What about a complete blood transfusion before submitting to a blood DNA test?

  6. News flash...police lie to get confessions. on Twist on DNA Privacy · · Score: 1
    The article is skimpy on the details, but my guess is that once they found the DNA was a close match to that kid, they started conducting interviews of his relatives who were of an appropriate age. During the interrogation..er interview, the suspect was told that DNA evidence was found that irrefutably linked them to the murder.

    Police are very well-practiced in the techniques of obtaining confessions. So much so, that many confessions have been obtained from people who it turns out could not have possibly committed the crimes they were accused of.

  7. How long until... on Twist on DNA Privacy · · Score: 1
    Retro-viral treatments are used to alter one's DNA signature in order to confuse a genetic test?

  8. Strange. on Twist on DNA Privacy · · Score: 0, Troll
    A painstaking examination of the flat found a fresh DNA sample under layers of paint on a skirting board.

    This was from a recent reinvestigation. How fresh can a 15 year old DNA sample be?

  9. I think he'll do better if on Duct Tape Goes Minature · · Score: 4, Funny
    He markets this as a condom repair kit.

    If you can't duck it, f..k it.

  10. Wait a minute. on Duct Tape Goes Minature · · Score: 5, Insightful
    This guy wraps a business card with 18" of duct tape and got a patent?

    I'm not sure what I'm more speechless about. That this guy got a patent, or that this made Slashdot.

  11. Hm, socialist potsmoking hippy or corporate drone? on O'Reilly on the Commoditization of Software · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm not sure what kind of point you're trying to make, but making a living in my basement home office coding applications while high sounds a lot better than writing TPS workflow scripts for a faceless corporation in a partitioned rat maze.

  12. Re:Disturbing trend... on O'Reilly on the Commoditization of Software · · Score: 1
    business solutions in the immediate future are no longer going to be development and integrated applications (basically, code), but ideas.
    I think you hit the nail on the head.

    Ideas are what it's all about.

    It's going to get a lot harder to profit from just being a code drone for some large company.

    To profit is going to require thought, a lot of it.

    Not just the kind of thought you use in programming, but non-linear, right brain thought.

    The people who can think holistically have a serious advantage at this.

    For those who have difficulty in this area, I suggest you start hanging out with the crazy dreamer types who post the kind of drivel I do.

  13. Bucky Fuller predicted this in a way. on O'Reilly on the Commoditization of Software · · Score: 5, Interesting
    That a certain percentage of the population be given machine lathes with the condition that they have to produce at least one additional lathe to give with the same condition to someone who didn't have one yet.

    Very soon, everyone would have lathes. The market for lathes would be nil. The new market would be for what you could produce with your lathe. Even that market would wane, since anything that was produced for market could be quickly copied by others.

    I think eventually, the market would shift again. Now, the lathe owners would create new proprietary tools that would be used to produce goods and services.

    It seems the IT industry is going through those evolutions now.

    The PC is our lathe, and the software is the first tier of production from these lathes.

    When a new application comes out, such as the browser, it's just a question of time before the concept is copied to the point of market saturation.

    Open Source is the recognition of this inevitability, and is providing the templates for this first tier.

    Now, the challenge is to take these tools and make our own, custom applications and profit from them.

    Amazon and Ebay have done this for themselves, but are wisely cooperating with individuals who are making new tools to profit with them.

    If Bucky was right, the wealth that can be created by such cooperation has no limits.

  14. Re:What would you do with $10bn? on Microsoft Considers $10 Billion Dividend · · Score: 1

    Steve Ballmer was cheaper.

  15. ORBit Perl automation on Gnumeric Turns 5 · · Score: 4, Informative

    It's not quite ready for prime-time yet, but this is getting closer to being able to code your macros in Perl.

  16. Must...avoid...Steve...Gutenberg...joke... on Project Gutenberg's 32nd Birthday · · Score: 4, Funny

    Seriously, awesome work people.

  17. Re:4th of July only in the USA?? on Hubble Catches Some Cosmic Fireworks · · Score: 4, Funny

    Everywhere else is a day of relief for today we confine the majority of our ordinance to within our own borders.

  18. Sorry, it doesn't count as fireworks... on Hubble Catches Some Cosmic Fireworks · · Score: 3, Funny

    Unless there is a reasonable chance of losing appendages.

  19. Poor guys. on Hubble Catches Some Cosmic Fireworks · · Score: 2, Funny

    They really shouldn't have tried to measure the mass of the Higgs boson.

  20. Re:Applications on First Dual-emission OLED Display in a Phone · · Score: 1
    Ok, let's say worse comes to worse with the Lexan-backed OLED tactical display.

    Power is shut down or it fails for some reason.

    What is left?

    A big sheet of plastic, exactly what they are using now.

  21. But... on A Game of Thrones · · Score: 4, Funny

    Is it worthy of reading while on the throne?

  22. Is being greedy a crime? on U.S. Faults Microsoft Licensing Compliance · · Score: 4, Funny
    Michael Milken, Kenneth Lay, and Martha Stewart don't think so.

  23. Re:The Timing of T3 on Review of T3: Rise of the Machines · · Score: 2, Funny
    Yeah, you're right.

    Bedtime for Bonzo was so much better than this Terminator stuff.

  24. Re:Terminate California: Vote Arnold! on Review of T3: Rise of the Machines · · Score: 4, Funny

    "True Lies"

  25. The Timing of T3 on Review of T3: Rise of the Machines · · Score: 0, Troll

    Couldn't have anything to do with Arnold's soon-to-be bid for the California governorship.