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  1. 28 Days Later? on Review of T3: Rise of the Machines · · Score: 1, Funny
    C'mon.

    That movie could have been named "One Dumb Move After the Next"

    The only reason for calling it 28 Days Later is because it had more blood and rage than a menstruating lesbian convention.

    /oh the karma's gonna burn for sure this time

  2. Escalators were scary enough as a kid. on High Speed Travelator · · Score: 4, Funny

    Imagine getting a pants leg caught in one of these people gobblers.

  3. Re:Applications on First Dual-emission OLED Display in a Phone · · Score: 1
    It's very low power as displays go, and if you're out of power in a sub, your kinda screwed anyway.

    With a Lexan substrate, the OLED display will be as rugged and water-proof as the old tactical grid.

    Finally, if enough EMP penetrates the sub to fry the display, half the systems on the ship will go with it.

    Sorry, I'm just not seeing the downsides of an upgrade.

  4. Re:Applications on First Dual-emission OLED Display in a Phone · · Score: 4, Insightful
    With a bigger version of this kind of screen, you could play a proper game of Connect Four.

    It might be adopted pretty quickly by the military though. It would be a great upgrade to those plexiglass tactical map displays you see in every modern submarine movie.

  5. I don't know if I should call it cool or useless. on First Dual-emission OLED Display in a Phone · · Score: 5, Funny
    I'm sure there are better uses for this tech than cell phones.

    It's all fun and games until your signifigant other sends you some homemade porn during a business meeting.

  6. Re:I think this will make Xboxen much more popular on Xbox Linux Made Possible Without a Modchip · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Q4: Is it possible to play "backed-up" games with this?

    A4: Yes it is possible to play pirated games by using this vulnerability but my proof of concept code will not allow this. You have to change the exploit to patch the kernel in memory. This is not very hard and I am not going to help you with this.

    It seems that eventually the modded exploit will become available as well. So you'll have Linux plus the ability to play Xbox titles.

    As far as cheaters go, yes they suck.

    Wouldn't you rather be able to run your own Xbox Live server though?

    For free?

  7. I think this will make Xboxen much more popular. on Xbox Linux Made Possible Without a Modchip · · Score: 3, Funny
    At least until the new patched models are released.

    Microsoft shouldn't fight this too much. More Xbox loss leader sales will mean more game title sales, even if (or because of) piracy increases.

    Who am I kidding? Bend over Bill, here comes the Penguin!

  8. Re:little known fact on dB Drag Racing · · Score: 1
    If you aimed the drivers at the ground, would you get over-compression?

    For that matter, if you aimed 194dB at the ground, would you need wheels?

  9. Sympathetic vibration is fun. on dB Drag Racing · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I've always wanted to see if one of those boomboxes on wheels would shake itself to bits if it were to play the right frequency of infrasound.

  10. Re:Why not active noise cancellation? on Melamine Ceiling Tiles and the Quiet PC · · Score: 4, Funny
    an implemention of it for PCs have to force one to sit in the same position all the time

    You mean like sitting in front of the screen?

  11. Why not active noise cancellation? on Melamine Ceiling Tiles and the Quiet PC · · Score: 1
    I don't know if anyone is doing this, but active noise redcution seems perfect for this application.

    Rather than try to absorb the sound a computer makes, active cancellation uses a speaker or transducer to produce a counter-wave of sound that can be very effective at reducing noise.

    The technique works best with noise that has a regular pattern, such as computer fans.

    It's too obvious for no one to have done it yet, but I'm just too lazy right now to search for it. :)

  12. What's next? on Digital Shoplifting From Bookstores? · · Score: 0

    Expunging the brains of people who's memories contain unlicensed copyrighted material?

  13. Does 25 cents guarantee no ads? on Scott McCloud Tries Webcomic Micropayment · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Or will this model go the way of printed comic books?

    More ads + higher prices.

  14. In-Person Spoofing? on USPS To Provide Personal Identity Certification · · Score: 1

    Seriously, I'm guessing a whole crowd of black hats read that story and went "Hurray!".

  15. In other news... on Hormel Sues Over SpamArrest Name · · Score: 4, Funny
    The makers of Underwood Devilled Ham has today leveled a lawsuit at the Devil over concern that the public might become confused or think that Underwood endorses the Devil and His products.

    Spokesdemons for the Devil scoffed at the allegations, saying "Good luck finding an attorney who isn't already on the Dark Lord's retainer."

  16. The first laptop for overcompensating men. on Toshiba Introduces A 17"-Screen Laptop · · Score: 3, Funny

    Now with 50% greater weenie roasting surface area.

  17. Gates vs. Bezos on Corbis Sues Amazon for Copyright Infringement · · Score: 4, Funny
    I just can't decide who I want to see lose more.

    It's like putting Hilary Rosen and Ann Coultier into a spiked cage and fretting over who won't emerge.

    I guess we all win this time.

  18. Do you think.. on Corbis Sues Amazon for Copyright Infringement · · Score: 4, Funny

    that Corbis got permission from the Wall Street Journal to scan and redistribute it's copy as a pdf?

  19. Re:Beautiful on Speakeasy Introduces Broadband WiFi Sharing Plan · · Score: 1

    Thank you for the info. I thought they were only in WA. I'll switch ASAP if I can.

  20. Beautiful on Speakeasy Introduces Broadband WiFi Sharing Plan · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Provide internet bandwidth over DSL and tap into their customers own greed...er entrepreneurship to setup WiFi at their own cost to resell the bandwidth.

    I hope the other ISP's take notice before Speakeasy overruns them.

    On second thought, please come to California and overrun my DSL provider soon.

  21. Here's 5 innovations for you browser makers. on Netscape Founder Says Web Browsing Innovation Dead · · Score: 2, Insightful
    1. Pre-caching links on current page(s)
    2. Inline image zooming
    3. Right-click dictionary lookups
    4. Automated (possibly encrypted) proxy chains
    5. Less feature bloat

    Ok, I guess #5 pretty much invalidates the other 4.

  22. Apologies to Monty Python on MandrakeSoft's Status Update · · Score: 5, Funny
    SCO: For, since the tragic death of MandrakeSoft--

    MandrakeSoft CEO: We're not quite dead!

    SCO: Since the near fatal wounding of MandrakeSoft--

    CEO: We're getting better!

    SCO: For, since MandrakeSoft... who, when they seemed about to recover, suddenly felt the icy hand of lawsuits upon them,...[ugh]

    CEO: Oh, we're bankrupt!

    SCO: And I want MandrakeClub to look upon me... as their own CEO -- in a very real, and legally binding sense.

  23. Even worse... on Leave Outer Space to the Millionaires · · Score: 1
    The pictures will be of him joining the 100 mile-high club.

    Oh wait, I think I meant "even better".

  24. What? on Leave Outer Space to the Millionaires · · Score: 5, Insightful
    gung-ho millionaires are more free to take risks because they 'don't represent a nation; [they] represent humanity.'
    Pretty sad world when nations aren't considered to represent humanity.
  25. Next /. headline in company's future. on CD Duplicator Refuses Linux Job, Citing MS Contract · · Score: 4, Funny

    Linux Community Refuses to Give Business to CD Duplicator, Citing Questionable Ethics