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  1. Is it OK if... on USB 1.1 Renumbered To USB 2? · · Score: 5, Funny

    I pay for the renamed USB laptop with $1 bills that I "renamed" to $100 bills?

  2. Those damn humans! on Closing In On The Quark-Gluon Plasma · · Score: 4, Interesting
    This is from a report Brookhaven made to define the possible dangers of the RHIC. Oddly, the site seems to be down now. Black holes and stable negatively charged strangelets, while cool ways to snuff the world, don't hold a candle to this one. the report
    This is an exotic possibility of which the report states that "Physicists have grown quite accustomed to the idea that empty space  what we ordinarily call 'vacuum'  is in reality a highly structured medium, that can exist in various states or phases, roughly analogous to the liquid or solid phases of water. . . . Although certainly nothing in our existing knowledge of the laws of Nature demands it, several physicists have speculated on the possibility that our contemporary 'vacuum' is only metastable, and that a sufficiently violent disturbance might trigger its decay into something quite different. A transition of this kind would propagate outward from its source throughout the universe at the speed of light, and would be catastrophic."
  3. If you combine telepresence robotics with on Robotic Teleconferencing · · Score: 3, Funny

    This, I think it might be the killer application of home robotics.

  4. Is it me? on Mars Rover: Tumbleweed Models · · Score: 5, Funny
    Or does it look like the guy in front on the main article picture is copping a serious feel from the hottie next to him with his right hand?

    She doesn't seem to mind.

    NASA girls rock.

  5. Cool. on RFID Tags in Euro Banknotes · · Score: 3, Funny

    Now I can launder my money in the microwave oven.

  6. Just imagine the possiblities... on Slashback: Hippocampus, Matter, Blogs · · Score: 1
    of having a button to stimulate an artificial hippocampus to set the memories you want to set?

    You could choose to only save the good memories, or at least filter out all the damn advertisements.

    The benefits would be tempting. Sleep with a model, heavy button pressing. Wake up with a member of a non-preferred gender and/or species, the button isn't touched all day afterwards.

  7. In the future... on Dancing Barefoot · · Score: 1, Funny

    All the reviewers will be on grass and all the reviews will be astroturf.

  8. Digital solipsism. on Mass Storage Leaves Microchips in the Dust · · Score: 1

    Am I live, or am I Memorex?

  9. The most expensive security measure is... on The Costs of Patching · · Score: 2, Funny
    Relying on Microsoft products for your security.

    rim-shot

    Thank you. I'll be here all week. Tip your waitresses.

  10. It is my firm belief... on Brain Privacy · · Score: 2, Insightful
    that technologies such as these are only a threat if we remain passive to them.

    We are the techno-elite, right?

    Technology may be our plaything, but the technologies we do not own will own us.

    There is always a window of opportunity for the early adopters to acquire mastery over those who would use a technology to oppress. Plus, brain hacking might just be the ultimate in geek fun.

    While not everyone can afford to use their own MRI to do neuro-feedback hacking, there are tools that can be had right now that will let you do some serious tweaking of your own skull pudding. One such device is made by IBVA Technologies

    IBVA has been at the forefront for the past few decades in building devices that allows one to view in real-time their own brain activity on Macs and PCs. They soon will be releasing a Linux version of their software.

    Hopefully, we'll stay ahead of the curve on this folks, because the dark side of this tech is pretty fucking dark.

    /end rant

  11. The logic behind this... on Open Source Enables Terrorist States · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If it can not be controlled, it must be destroyed.

  12. You mean something like this? on Desktop Laser Cutting/Engraving · · Score: 1
    Yamaha DiscT@2

    It utilizes unused disc space to visually burn labelling onto the CD itself.

    Last I heard, it's street price was around $150.

  13. Computer Whiz Kids: The Graphic Novel on Old-school Nerdy Comics · · Score: 1

    The year is 2003, and the evil DMCA and Patriot Act threaten the world. Earth's last best hope...the Computer Whiz Kids!

  14. States might be slow to respond on the issue... on Are Rebates Scandalous? · · Score: 1

    After all, you pay sales tax on the full amount of the sale. That adds up to a lot of revenue that does not get refunded.

  15. Re:Obligatory Quote on Need a Way to Use 225m of Blue Duct Tape? · · Score: 1

    I didn't try to pass it off as my own. I just couldn't find an attribution in the eight seconds of google it took to find it. Thanks for the info.

  16. Obligatory Quote on Need a Way to Use 225m of Blue Duct Tape? · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Computer games don't affect kids, I mean if Pac Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive music."

  17. From the About Us section of TCG's website on Trusted Computing Group Formed · · Score: 5, Informative
    TCG Members

    Promoters
    * AMD
    * Hewlett-Packard
    * IBM
    * Intel Corporation
    * Microsoft

    Contributors
    * Atmel
    * Infineon
    * National Semiconductor
    * Nokia
    * Philips
    * Phoenix
    * Sony
    * STMicroelectronics
    * VeriSign, Inc.
    * Wave Systems

    Adopters
    List available shortly.

    ie, when there are any

  18. House-to-house search engine. on Chinese Sites Band Together To Counter Google · · Score: 4, Funny
    Search term: Falun Gong

    Stay where you are. We'll send some representatives to explain in person.

  19. Open Source, but not free source. on Open Source DRM · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Did anyone notice that it costs $50 to get the source code along with permission to modify and redistribute?

    From the site:

    Purchase of this product enables you to modify OGG-S decryption or encryption code and release your binary modifications to your users.

  20. I thought... on Open Source DRM · · Score: 3, Insightful

    part of the appeal of Ogg was because it didn't have DRM?

  21. For once... on Post-crash Salary Survey · · Score: 4, Funny

    It looks like us geeks are bringing down the curve.

  22. Re:272 atm pressure? on Contractor Proposes Laser Rifles for US Military · · Score: 1
    Ummm...1.9 kilowatts of thermal energy focused on an area 1.3mm in diameter for a third of a second will not be leaving a a small cauterized hole.

    The effects would in fact be quite explosive as a large amount of water near the beam is converted nearly instantly into steam.

    There will be nothing clean about the wounds this weapon could deliver.

  23. You've got re-runs! on AOL will launch TiVo-like Mystro service · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Seriously, other than the waste of bandwidth, how is this better than a Tivo?

  24. Mighty nice petard you've got there Senator. on CNN Talks WIth ACLU Tech Maven Barry Steinhardt · · Score: 4, Funny

    Perhaps when some of the politicians calling for enhanced surveillance get caught on terahertz candid camera getting spanked by underaged hookers we will finally see some saner legislation protecting privacy.

  25. If you have found this comment useful... on Henri Poole of Affero On Online Trust · · Score: 0
    Click here to donate to the Affero cause, "Rent me a hooker in Las Vegas weekend Fund"

    Thank you, and god bless.